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-->'''Michael''': ''[who has implied he's about to crash the man's car with them in it]'' You need to get this fixed. This is really annoying.
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-->'''Michael''': ''[who [who has implied he's about to crash the man's car with them in it]'' it] You need to get this fixed. This is really annoying.
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-->"Truth is, identity theft isn't hard. All you need is a picture, and you can drain a lot of money from some accounts - [[PetTheDog or return a lot of money to some very surprised retirees.]] But why stop there? Why not use that identity to contact some terrorist groups on unsecured lines? While you're at it, why not threaten some federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? [[KickTheSonOfABitch Most fun I've had in Miami."]]
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-->"Truth is, identity theft isn't hard. All you need is a picture, and you can drain a lot of money from some accounts - [[PetTheDog accounts—[[PetTheDog or return a lot of money to some very surprised retirees.]] But why stop there? Why not use that identity to contact some terrorist groups on unsecured lines? While you're at it, why not threaten some federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? [[KickTheSonOfABitch Most fun I've had in Miami."]]
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* In 1x07, Michael is playing a psycho thug as part of a job and tries to steal Fiona's bag. She just glares at him until he whispers, "Fi, ''sell it!''" At which point she screams bloody murder and punches him repeatedly in the face as he tries to get her purse away from her. Keep in mind ''Michael is holding a gun on her''.
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* In 1x07, Michael is playing a psycho thug as part of a job and tries to steal Fiona's bag. She just glares at him until he whispers, "Fi, ''sell it!''" it!"'' At which point she screams bloody murder and punches him repeatedly in the face as he tries to get her purse away from her. Keep in mind ''Michael is holding a gun on her''.
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** Michael has to sell the belief that a bigger, badder psycho is tearing up Ernie's neighbourhood. His first way of achieving this? Tearing up Ernie's store. He uses a baseball bat to smash the counters -- but when he chances upon a flower vase he hesitates before tipping it over, almost lightly. Ernie rolls his eyes at this. After Mike leaves, Ernie shakes his head in exasperation.
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** Michael has to sell the belief that a bigger, badder psycho is tearing up Ernie's neighbourhood. His first way of achieving this? Tearing up Ernie's store. He uses a baseball bat to smash the counters -- but counters—but when he chances upon a flower vase he hesitates before tipping it over, almost lightly. Ernie rolls his eyes at this. After Mike leaves, Ernie shakes his head in exasperation.
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-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
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-->'''Mike''': (surprised, [surprised, while being choked) choked] Wow, you're ''good''!''good!''
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'''Michael''': [beat] He asked you.... with a gag in his mouth?\\
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'''Michael''': [beat] [{{beat}}] He asked you....you... with a gag in his mouth?\\
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-->'''Maddie''': Do you know what his first word was? It was 'Michael'.
-->'''Michael''': It was 'juice'. I was there. His first word was 'juice'.
-->'''Michael''': It was 'juice'. I was there. His first word was 'juice'.
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-->'''Maddie''': Do you know what his first word was? It was 'Michael'.
"Michael".
-->'''Michael''': It was'juice'."juice". I was there. His first word was 'juice'."juice".
-->'''Michael''': It was
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--->'''Michael''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[BrutalHonesty Me.]] ''(Covers her mouth again as she tries to scream.)''
* An episode in seaon 2 has Michael trying to escape his pursuer in a motorcycle chase. He loses them by sliding under a tractor trailer that's blocking the road. He gets back up, smiles at a dumbfounded Carla (a smile that puts the trollface to shame), and drives away. Considering Michael's default personality is the stoic, this was a nice touch.
* In season 2, episode 10, Madeline walks out of the room on Michael with a distinctive unimpressed toss of her head. At the end of that scene, Fiona does the exact same gesture; this freaks Michael out so much that he stares, wide-eyed, [[AsideGlance directly at the camera]] as if asking the audience "Did that just happen? Did you see it too? Holy crap."
* An episode in seaon 2 has Michael trying to escape his pursuer in a motorcycle chase. He loses them by sliding under a tractor trailer that's blocking the road. He gets back up, smiles at a dumbfounded Carla (a smile that puts the trollface to shame), and drives away. Considering Michael's default personality is the stoic, this was a nice touch.
* In season 2, episode 10, Madeline walks out of the room on Michael with a distinctive unimpressed toss of her head. At the end of that scene, Fiona does the exact same gesture; this freaks Michael out so much that he stares, wide-eyed, [[AsideGlance directly at the camera]] as if asking the audience "Did that just happen? Did you see it too? Holy crap."
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--->'''Michael''': ''({{Beat}})'' [{{beat}}] [[BrutalHonesty Me.]] ''(Covers ''[covers her mouth again as she tries to scream.)''
]''
* An episode inseaon season 2 has Michael trying to escape his pursuer in a motorcycle chase. He loses them by sliding under a tractor trailer that's blocking the road. He gets back up, smiles at a dumbfounded Carla (a smile that puts the trollface to shame), and drives away. Considering Michael's default personality is the stoic, this was a nice touch.
* Inseason 2, episode 10, 2x10, Madeline walks out of the room on Michael with a distinctive unimpressed toss of her head. At the end of that scene, Fiona does the exact same gesture; this freaks Michael out so much that he stares, wide-eyed, [[AsideGlance directly at the camera]] as if asking the audience "Did that just happen? Did you see it too? Holy crap."
* An episode in
* In
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-->'''Sam''': ''[glumly]'' Not that well, this is iced tea.
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-->'''Sam''': ''[glumly]'' [glumly] Not that well, this is iced tea.
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--->'''Fiona''': ''(Quickly)'' [[BlatantLies You're breaking up!]] ''(Hangs up and tosses the cell in the backseat.)''
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--->'''Fiona''': ''(Quickly)'' [quickly] [[BlatantLies You're breaking up!]] ''(Hangs [Hangs up and tosses the cell in the backseat.)'']
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-->'''Sam''': ''(Laughing nervously)'' So, another Sam. This is gonna be confusing, huh.
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-->'''Sam''': ''(Laughing nervously)'' [laughing nervously]'' So, another Sam. This is gonna be confusing, huh.
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-->'''Michael''': Oh, I know. ''[jerks his head at the mook]'' I could be this guy.
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-->'''Michael''': Oh, I know. ''[jerks [jerks his head at the mook]'' mook] I could be this guy.
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--> '''Fiona:''' ''(In a perfectly calm, soothing voice)'' Now I want you to close your eyes, and take a deep breath. Picture a peaceful mountain stream. Can you do that? Now picture yourself drowning the kidnapper in the stream. You're taking a rock from the stream, and raising above your head-
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--> '''Fiona:''' ''(In [in a perfectly calm, soothing voice)'' voice] Now I want you to close your eyes, and take a deep breath. Picture a peaceful mountain stream. Can you do that? Now picture yourself drowning the kidnapper in the stream. You're taking a rock from the stream, and raising above your head-
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--> ''(Fiona stops talking)''
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--> ''(Fiona [Fiona stops talking)''talking]
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--->'''Michael''': ''(Takes a bite with a big smile)'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Did you make this?
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--->'''Michael''': ''(Takes [takes a bite with a big smile)'' ''[{{Beat}}]'' smile][{{Beat}}] Did you make this?
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--->'''Michael''': ''(With a straight face)'' [[BlatantLies It's good!]]
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--->'''Michael''': ''(With [with a straight face)'' face] [[BlatantLies It's good!]]
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* Ep 3X04 "Fearless Leader"
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* Ep 3X04 3x04 "Fearless Leader"
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---> '''Michael:''' ''I'm just here to pick up a friend from a poker game, she consumed an alcoholic beverage and I offered to give her a ride.''
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---> '''Michael:''' ''I'm I'm just here to pick up a friend from a poker game, she consumed an alcoholic beverage and I offered to give her a ride.''
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---> '''Michael:''' ''(Looking up as Fi runs) She may have consumed '''two''' alcoholic beverages.''
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---> '''Michael:''' ''(Looking [looking up as Fi runs) runs] She may have consumed '''two''' ''two'' alcoholic beverages.''
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---> '''Stacey:''' ''So you stole it.''
---> '''Sam:''' ''Oh, I didn't steal it. The guy, um ... he was done with it.''
---> '''Stacey:''' ''So it was a gift.''
---> '''Sam:''' ''It's ''not'' a gift. There was this thing... and ''then''... the gun didn't have an owner anymore. (Uses a hand gesture and gives a "get it?" look.)''
---> '''Stacey:''' ''({{Beat}}) ...I'm-I'm just gonna mark that as a "windfall income".''
---> '''Sam:''' ''Oh, I didn't steal it. The guy, um ... he was done with it.''
---> '''Stacey:''' ''So it was a gift.''
---> '''Sam:''' ''It's ''not'' a gift. There was this thing... and ''then''... the gun didn't have an owner anymore. (Uses a hand gesture and gives a "get it?" look.)''
---> '''Stacey:''' ''({{Beat}}) ...I'm-I'm just gonna mark that as a "windfall income".''
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---> '''Stacey:''' ''So So you stole it.''
it.
---> '''Sam:'''''Oh, Oh, I didn't steal it. The guy, um ... he was done with it.''
it.
---> '''Stacey:'''''So So it was a gift.''
gift.
--->'''Sam:''' ''It's '''Sam:''''It's ''not'' a gift. There was this thing... and ''then''... the gun didn't have an owner anymore. (Uses [uses a hand gesture and gives a "get it?" look.)''
look]
---> '''Stacey:'''''({{Beat}}) ...[{{beat}}] ...I'm-I'm just gonna mark that as a "windfall income".''
---> '''Sam:'''
---> '''Stacey:'''
--->
---> '''Stacey:'''
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* In "The Hunter," Beck keeps whining and complaining about Michael's plan to keep them alive. Finally, when Michael asks for his shoelaces, he's had enough. He pulls a gun. "Why don't we listen to the guy with the gun for a change?" So Michael grabs his gun and points at back at him. "OK. Now give me your shoelaces."
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* In "The Hunter," Beck keeps whining and complaining about Michael's plan to keep them alive. Finally, when Michael asks for his shoelaces, he's had enough. He pulls a gun. "Why don't we listen to the guy with the gun for a change?" So Michael grabs his gun and points at back at him. "OK."Okay. Now give me your shoelaces."
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--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona grabs the phone.)''
* In 3X14, "Partners In Crime", Sam is impersonating a CSI technician. And since it's [[Series/CSIMiami Miami]], expect GlassesPull and {{pun}}s each time he does. That is, twice.
* In 3X14, "Partners In Crime", Sam is impersonating a CSI technician. And since it's [[Series/CSIMiami Miami]], expect GlassesPull and {{pun}}s each time he does. That is, twice.
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--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona [Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' look] Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona [Fiona grabs the phone.)''
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* In3X14, 3x14, "Partners In Crime", Sam is impersonating a CSI technician. And since it's [[Series/CSIMiami Miami]], expect GlassesPull and {{pun}}s each time he does. That is, twice.
* In
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--->''[{{beat}}]''
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* In "Past and Future Tense, the team is taking on a Russian wetwork team. Cue showdown:
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* In "Past and Future Tense, Tense", the team is taking on a Russian wetwork team. Cue showdown:
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--->'''Michael''': ''[holds up the dead man's switch]'' There's a radio transmitter with a dead man's switch. Well in this case dead men. You shoot me, I drop this. ''[points at the captured man]'' No more Alexi, ''[points at the team leader]'' no more Vitaly, ''[points at an unnamed {{Mook}}]'' no more...that guy. Now put your weapons down!
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--->'''Michael''': ''[holds [holds up the dead man's switch]'' switch] There's a radio transmitter with a dead man's switch. Well in this case dead men. You shoot me, I drop this. ''[points [points at the captured man]'' man] No more Alexi, ''[points [points at the team leader]'' leader] no more Vitaly, ''[points [points at an unnamed {{Mook}}]'' {{Mook}}] no more...that guy. Now put your weapons down!
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--> (Michael breaks into the house of the witness, punches him in the face to disarm him, and then drags him and his girlfriend into the kitchen)
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--> (Michael [Michael breaks into the house of the witness, punches him in the face to disarm him, and then drags him and his girlfriend into the kitchen)kitchen]
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--> (The assassin bursts through the front door 5 seconds later)
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--> (The [the assassin bursts through the front door 5 seconds later)later]
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-->'''Michael''': (looking mildly irritated) I'm Michael Westen! I'm here to save these people!
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-->'''Michael''': (looking [looking mildly irritated) irritated] I'm Michael Westen! I'm here to save these people!
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--->'''Michael''': ''(Still holding the string leading to the trigger)'' This is awkward.
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--->'''Michael''': ''(Still [still holding the string leading to the trigger)'' trigger] This is awkward.
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-->'''Michael''': YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.
-->'''Cole''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, I am. ''[helps him up]''
-->'''Cole''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, I am. ''[helps him up]''
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-->'''Michael''': YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.
{{You have got to be kidding me}}.
-->'''Cole''':''[{{beat}}]'' [{{beat}}] Yeah, I am. ''[helps [helps him up]''up]
-->'''Cole''':
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* In season 4 episode 14:
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* In season 4 episode 14:4x14:
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--->'''Sam''': (with a rat sized hole in his sock) You could have told us this was a socks only kind of place...
* Maddie taking a picture of Nate and Michael in their cover [=IDs=] fancy suits. It's funny because anyone who has had a mother knows that's exactly what they would do.
* Maddie taking a picture of Nate and Michael in their cover [=IDs=] fancy suits. It's funny because anyone who has had a mother knows that's exactly what they would do.
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--->'''Sam''': (with [with a rat sized hole in his sock) sock] You could have told us this was a socks only kind of place...
* Maddie taking a picture of Nate and Michael in their cover[=IDs=] IDs fancy suits. It's funny because anyone who has had a mother knows that's exactly what they would do.
* Maddie taking a picture of Nate and Michael in their cover
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---->'''Fiona''': ''(Quietly)'' They're only loaded with beanbag rounds...
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---->'''Fiona''': ''(Quietly)'' [quietly] They're only loaded with beanbag rounds...
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--->'''Michael''': '''''Deal!'''''
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--->'''Michael''': '''''Deal!'''''''"Deal!"''
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* In "Enemy of My Enemy" Jesse advertises his presence to one of Mike's targets by shooting his sniper rifle at said target. The target takes cover, and when the shooting stops, he looks back up to see Jessie shot a frowny face in the wall where his head had been.
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* In "Enemy of My Enemy" Jesse advertises his presence to one of Mike's targets by shooting his sniper rifle at said target. The target takes cover, and when the shooting stops, he looks back up to see Jessie Jesse shot a frowny face in the wall where his head had been.
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-->'''Michael''': Shall we tango? ''[the two pull apart, and Michael gives Fiona an irritated look]'' Can ''I'' lead?
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-->'''Michael''': Shall we tango? ''[the [the two pull apart, and Michael gives Fiona an irritated look]'' look] Can ''I'' lead?
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-->''It's official. Guy's a dick.''
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* Jessie and Nate on a stakeout.
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* Jessie Jesse and Nate on a stakeout.
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-->'''Michael''': It's the Agency's loss. Sam is as good as I am. ''[{{beat}}]'' And he accepts domestic beer as payment!
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-->'''Michael''': It's the Agency's loss. Sam is as good as I am. ''[{{beat}}]'' [{{beat}}] And he accepts domestic beer as payment!
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-->'''Sam:''' ''(Jumps up, fires twice, and immediately ducks down again)'' Well, that was fun. I'm out.
* In "Desperate Measures", Michael and the team are stuck in Panama [[spoiler: with the guy who killed Nate]]. Michael gets pinned down by some cartel gunmen, who shout at him in Spanish to drop his gun.
* In "Desperate Measures", Michael and the team are stuck in Panama [[spoiler: with the guy who killed Nate]]. Michael gets pinned down by some cartel gunmen, who shout at him in Spanish to drop his gun.
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-->'''Sam:''' ''(Jumps [jumps up, fires twice, and immediately ducks down again)'' again] Well, that was fun. I'm out.
* In "Desperate Measures", Michael and the team are stuck in Panama [[spoiler: with the guy who killed Nate]]. Michael gets pinned down by somecartel Cartel gunmen, who shout at him in Spanish to drop his gun.
* In "Desperate Measures", Michael and the team are stuck in Panama [[spoiler: with the guy who killed Nate]]. Michael gets pinned down by some
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*** Michael: "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is" ''*boom*'' "and I'm from the department of" ''*boom*''. Hilarious.
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*** Michael: '''Michael:''' "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is" ''*boom*'' [boom] "and I'm from the department of" ''*boom*''. of [boom]." Hilarious.
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* In the season six finale, Michael gets himself into a MexicanStandOff with Riley, then forces her into another one with the Coast Guard while aboard a cartel kingpin's yacht.
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* In the season six finale, Michael gets himself into a MexicanStandOff with Riley, then forces her into another one with the Coast Guard while aboard a cartel Cartel kingpin's yacht.
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-->'''Sam''': You sure that's gonna fly? Because he's been talking to our friends across the ditch for close to a year. Why would he jump ship now? ''(Pauses as Michael opens a massive [[BriefcaseFullOfMoney case of cash in front of him]])'' - well, that's a start.
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-->'''Sam''': You sure that's gonna fly? Because he's been talking to our friends across the ditch for close to a year. Why would he jump ship now? ''(Pauses [pauses as Michael opens a massive [[BriefcaseFullOfMoney case of cash in front of him]])'' - well, him]]] Well, that's a start.
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** Pretty much all of Michael's character antics this week. The large ham tendencies mixed with the child-like impulsivity—such as his leaping up and down on the Concho's goons' car while screaming "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS MINE!"—make for multiple moments of funny.
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** Pretty much all of Michael's character antics this week. The large ham tendencies mixed with the child-like impulsivity—such as his leaping up and down on the Concho's Concha's goons' car while screaming "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS MINE!"—make for multiple moments of funny.
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** Pretty much all of Michael's character antics this week. The large ham tendencies mixed with the child-like impulsivity—such as his leaping up and down on the Concho's goons' car while screaming "THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS MINE!"—make for multiple moments of funny.
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** Michael's plan to get in touch with Philip Cowan, the guy who burned him: cozy up to some Libyan intelligence agents and get them to look like they're in cahoots with the Cowan. When he lays this out for the Libyans, he sarcastically recommends having the head of the Libyan secret police send Cowan a fruit basket, "be creative." One angry phone call from Cowan later, and it turns out the head of the secret police did exactly that.
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** Michael's plan to get in touch with Philip Cowan, the guy who burned him: cozy up to some Libyan intelligence agents and get them to look like they're in cahoots with the Cowan.Cowan in order to smoke him out. When he lays this out for the Libyans, he sarcastically recommends having the head of the Libyan secret police send Cowan a fruit basket, "be creative." One angry phone call from Cowan later, and it turns out the head of the secret police did exactly that.
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** Michael's plan to get in touch with Philip Cowan, the guy who burned him: cozy up to some Libyan intelligence agents and get them to look like they're in cahoots with the Cowan. When he lays this out for the Libyans, he sarcastically recommends having the head of the Libyan secret police send Cowan a fruit basket, "be creative." One angry phone call from Cowan later, and it turns out the head of the secret police did exactly that.
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* Michael stealing the identity of a scumbag con man in episode 2. You can see the guy being led away in handcuffs as Michael narrates with a smug look on his face.
-->"Truth is, identity theft isn't hard. All you need is a picture, and you can drain a lot of money from some accounts - [[PetTheDog or return a lot of money to some very surprised retirees.]] But why stop there? Why not use that identity to contact some terrorist groups on unsecured lines? While you're at it, why not threaten some federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? [[KickTheSonOfABitch Most fun I've had in Miami."]]
-->"Truth is, identity theft isn't hard. All you need is a picture, and you can drain a lot of money from some accounts - [[PetTheDog or return a lot of money to some very surprised retirees.]] But why stop there? Why not use that identity to contact some terrorist groups on unsecured lines? While you're at it, why not threaten some federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? [[KickTheSonOfABitch Most fun I've had in Miami."]]
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-->'''Nate''': We should have taken my car. At least I wouldn't have had to listen to 2 hours of {{Queen}}.
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-->'''Nate''': We should have taken my car. At least I wouldn't have had to listen to 2 hours of {{Queen}}.Music/{{Queen}}.
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* In "Better Halves," Michael and Fiona go undercover as a couple in Venezuela to find a bioweapons specialist and his wife.
** Fiona lampshades Michael's difficulty with relationships, considering he's managed to talk drug lords, mercenaries, and all sorts of other bad guys into doing what he wants.
** Michael bribes Fiona into going on the mission with him with half the discretionary fund the CIA supplied, and she accepts, saying she can add a new dress to her collection. Then she snags the other half and mentions she'll add some shoes, too. The dress meets an ignominious end when Michael has to tear the long, flowing skirt to create a BedsheetLadder.
** Scouting out their targets during a dance:
-->'''Michael''': Shall we tango? ''[the two pull apart, and Michael gives Fiona an irritated look]'' Can ''I'' lead?
-->'''Fiona''': Fine. Just this once.
** Fiona lampshades Michael's difficulty with relationships, considering he's managed to talk drug lords, mercenaries, and all sorts of other bad guys into doing what he wants.
** Michael bribes Fiona into going on the mission with him with half the discretionary fund the CIA supplied, and she accepts, saying she can add a new dress to her collection. Then she snags the other half and mentions she'll add some shoes, too. The dress meets an ignominious end when Michael has to tear the long, flowing skirt to create a BedsheetLadder.
** Scouting out their targets during a dance:
-->'''Michael''': Shall we tango? ''[the two pull apart, and Michael gives Fiona an irritated look]'' Can ''I'' lead?
-->'''Fiona''': Fine. Just this once.
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** Jesse pretending to be a junkie.
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* Jesse pretending to be a junkie.
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* Jesse teasing Michael in "Square One" about the changes Fiona has made since moving into the loft, including a breadbasket and potpourri.
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** Sam and Jesse double-team the guy, and are losing the fight until Fiona comes in with a shotgun loaded with beanbag rounds. [[AmusingInjuries Her first shot hits Sam in the back.]] Her second [[GroinAttack nails the guy in the pills and drops him.]]
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* In the Season 4 finale, Fiona and Michael are pinned down by Vaughn's mooks with barely any ammunition left and a bomb they're planning to set off in the own laps. So, naturally, Fiona picks this time to razz Michael about his attempted HeroicSacrifice.
-->'''Fiona''': I am ''tired'' of you making all the decisions in this relationship!
-->'''Fiona''': I am ''tired'' of you making all the decisions in this relationship!
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* Caught at a drug operation's surprise roadblock, Jessie mumbles something when a Mook wants to know why he's there. The irate Mook leans unwisely close to Jessie and demands he repeat himself. "''Why do you want to lose your teeth?''" says Jessie before knocking the goon flat.
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* Caught at a drug operation's surprise roadblock, Jessie mumbles something when a Mook wants to know why he's there. The irate Mook leans unwisely close to Jessie and demands he repeat himself. "''Why do you want to lose your teeth?''" says Jessie before knocking the goon flat.
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** At the climax of the episode, Michael and Cole have pulled an EnemyMine against the assassin Michael was pretending to be. Cole saves Michael, only to pull a gun on him.
-->'''Cole''': Thank you, Michael. Looks like I'm going to be able to collect the fee on this job after all.
-->'''Michael''': YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.
-->'''Cole''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, I am. ''[helps him up]''
** [[ThoseTwoGuys FBI Agents Harris and Lane]] come by to thank Michael for saving Bailey - and their jobs. Despite the fact that the Bureau has no idea that Michael was the one who wrapped things up.
-->'''Harris''': Can't really say we owe it all to a burned spy. Suppose we could scratch our names off our commendations and send them your way, if you'd like.
-->'''Michael''': Save them, they make ''great'' paperweights.
-->'''Cole''': Thank you, Michael. Looks like I'm going to be able to collect the fee on this job after all.
-->'''Michael''': YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe.
-->'''Cole''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, I am. ''[helps him up]''
** [[ThoseTwoGuys FBI Agents Harris and Lane]] come by to thank Michael for saving Bailey - and their jobs. Despite the fact that the Bureau has no idea that Michael was the one who wrapped things up.
-->'''Harris''': Can't really say we owe it all to a burned spy. Suppose we could scratch our names off our commendations and send them your way, if you'd like.
-->'''Michael''': Save them, they make ''great'' paperweights.
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-->'''Fiona''': Michael, when you asked if you could come, you did not mention Sam.
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-->'''Fiona''': Michael, when you asked if you could come, come over, you did not mention Sam.
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** The Cartel boss texts the (dead) hitman.
--->'''Michael''': Looks like bossman's texting the dead guy.
--->'''Fiona''': Is it coded?
--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona grabs the phone.)''
--->'''Michael''': Looks like bossman's texting the dead guy.
--->'''Fiona''': Is it coded?
--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona grabs the phone.)''
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** Team Westen taps the cameras in an apartment where several hitmen are hiding out and treat it like a telenovela, "Casa De Sicario." Fiona is eating popcorn while watching the feed at one point.
** The Cartel boss texts the (dead) hitman.
--->'''Michael''': Looks like bossman's texting the dead guy.
--->'''Fiona''': Is it coded?
--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona grabs the phone.)''
** The Cartel boss texts the (dead) hitman.
--->'''Michael''': Looks like bossman's texting the dead guy.
--->'''Fiona''': Is it coded?
--->'''Michael''': Kind of. It's in Spanish. ''(Fiona gives him an irritated look)'' Look, if it were in Russian or Farsi, I - ''(Fiona grabs the phone.)''
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** Sam and Michael go to see Fiona because they need help disposing of the body that Larry made. Fiona expects that it's Michael coming over for some afternoon delight, and greets them [[ReadyForLovemaking with a glass of wine in her underwear.]] Neither [[IgnoreTheFanservice Sam nor Michael comment on it]] [[NotDistractedByTheSexy beyond a]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "Hey Fi" when they walk in.]]
-->'''Fiona''': Michael, when you asked if you could come, you did not mention Sam.
-->'''Sam''': It's nothing I haven't seen before.
** While Sam and Michael are stashing the body, Fiona looks through the guy's wallet and comments that the guy wasn't an organ donor, in case anyone's feeling guilty.
-->'''Fiona''': Michael, when you asked if you could come, you did not mention Sam.
-->'''Sam''': It's nothing I haven't seen before.
** While Sam and Michael are stashing the body, Fiona looks through the guy's wallet and comments that the guy wasn't an organ donor, in case anyone's feeling guilty.
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* The B-Plot of "Hard Bargain" (1x09): Mike tries to get a DC bureaucrat to hear out his case. After carefully testing him to make sure he's actually a bureaucrat and not an assassin, Mike finally meets with him. Turns out he's an assassin. One good enough to garrote Mike and counter all of his counters.
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
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** When Detective Paxton stops Mike from providing back up to Fiona on a "muscle job" to get money from a debtor
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** When Detective Paxton stops Mike from providing back up to Fiona on a "muscle job" to get money from a debtordebtor.
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* In a season 3 episode, Maddie wins an award for being a vigilant reporter of crimes (that ''Michael'' committed), and asks him to show up to the ceremony looking nice, wearing a tie. He agonizes about it for the whole episode, torn between being nice to his mother or avoiding police scrutiny (again, she won the award for reporting ''his'' crimes!). He does eventually show up, albeit reluctantly, ''in a tie'', looking extremely uncomfortable. His mom is thankful, they reconcile again, and Maddie decides that the award is nice, but isn't important. Then:
--> '''Maddie''': You can take the tie off now.\\
'''Michael''': Oh ''thank God''.
--> '''Maddie''': You can take the tie off now.\\
'''Michael''': Oh ''thank God''.
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* In 3x13, Larry shows up again, having gotten Michael into ''more'' trouble.
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* In a season 3 episode, Maddie wins an award for being a vigilant reporter of crimes (that ''Michael'' committed), and asks him to show up to the ceremony looking nice, wearing a tie. He agonizes about it for the whole episode, torn between being nice to his mother or avoiding police scrutiny (again, she won the award for reporting ''his'' crimes!). He does eventually show up, albeit reluctantly, ''in a clip-on tie'', looking extremely uncomfortable. His mom is thankful, they reconcile again, and Maddie decides that the award is nice, but isn't important. Then:
--> '''Maddie''': You can take the tie off now.\\
'''Michael''': ''Thank you''.
* In 3x13, Larry (yes, Dead Larry) shows up again, having gotten Michael into ''more'' trouble.
--> '''Maddie''': You can take the tie off now.\\
'''Michael''': ''Thank you''.
* In 3x13, Larry (yes, Dead Larry) shows up again, having gotten Michael into ''more'' trouble.
** In the episode's other plotline, Michael is expected to steal some flight info and turns to Sam to infiltrate the Coast Guard.
-->'''Sam''': Oh, [[InterserviceRivalry the Navy's little sister?]] That's a good choice. How you going to get in? ''[Michael grins at him]'' Oh, don't give me that look!
-->'''Sam''': Oh, [[InterserviceRivalry the Navy's little sister?]] That's a good choice. How you going to get in? ''[Michael grins at him]'' Oh, don't give me that look!
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* The B-Plot of "Hard Bargain" (1x09): Mike tries to get a DC bureaucrat to hear out his case. After carefully testing him to make sure he's actually a bureaucrat and not an assassin, Mike finally meets with him. Turns out he's an assassin. One good enough to garrotte Mike and counter all of his counters.
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
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* Michael has another verbal spar with Carla in the back of a car alongside a suited and sunglassed {{Mook}} who hasn't said a word.
-->'''Carla''': Remember there are worse things than being blacklisted.
-->'''Michael''': Oh, I know. ''[jerks his head at the mook]'' I could be this guy.
-->'''Carla''': Remember there are worse things than being blacklisted.
-->'''Michael''': Oh, I know. ''[jerks his head at the mook]'' I could be this guy.
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-->'''Michael''': There's no need, Sam. You'll do almost anything for a three-dollar beer.\\
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-->'''Michael''': There's no need, Sam. You'll do almost anything for a three-dollar beer.\\
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* In the intro of 2x13, Sam objects to Michael shmoozing Barry with a free lunch at a high-class restaurant when Michael never does that for Sam.
-->'''Michael''': There's no need, Sam. You'll do almost anything for a three-dollar beer.\\
** Minutes later, Bly shows up and comments that Sam is living well off a government pension.
-->'''Sam''': ''[glumly]'' Not that well, this is iced tea.
-->'''Michael''': There's no need, Sam. You'll do almost anything for a three-dollar beer.\\
** Minutes later, Bly shows up and comments that Sam is living well off a government pension.
-->'''Sam''': ''[glumly]'' Not that well, this is iced tea.
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* In 2x12, Fiona picks up a guy in the bar and tries to drug him in his room so she can bug his phone. Unfortunately, he's more interested in her than the booze, so she resorts to [[GrievousBottleyHarm glassing him]]. [[NoSell He shrugs off the first bottle.]] As Sam tries to break down the door, she [[GroinAttack knees him in the crotch]] and hits him ''again'' with another bottle, which knocks him out. Sam is still trying to break in while she bugs his phone, steals his wallet to cover up, and calmly leaves the room.
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* In one early episode, Carla is waiting for Michael when he returns to his apartment, and is helping herself to some of his yogurt. Michael then casually mentions he that he has taken to poisoning his yogurt just in case she ever ate any of it. She stops and looks at him, and you can tell she's a little unsure. Michael then teases her that, though she probably knows he's kidding, there's still that chance, isn't there? Carla is noticeably subdued for the rest of the conversation, and stops eating. Then ''Michael'' starts eating the yogurt she put down.
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* From the first season finale, Nate's reason for refusing to leave Michael to handle the situation alone? If Michael dies, their mom will be on his ass ''forever''.
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** Michael carjacking a guy at gunpoint - and then criticizing how the man's visor keeps dropping in his face.
-->'''Michael''': ''[who has implied he's about to crash the man's car with them in it]'' You need to get this fixed. This is really annoying.
-->'''Michael''': ''[who has implied he's about to crash the man's car with them in it]'' You need to get this fixed. This is really annoying.
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** Michael's mom tries to sell Michael on Nate's BigBrotherWorship.
-->'''Maddie''': Do you know what his first word was? It was 'Michael'.
-->'''Michael''': It was 'juice'. I was there. His first word was 'juice'.
-->'''Maddie''': Well he was looking right at you when he said it! You know what he meant!
-->'''Maddie''': Do you know what his first word was? It was 'Michael'.
-->'''Michael''': It was 'juice'. I was there. His first word was 'juice'.
-->'''Maddie''': Well he was looking right at you when he said it! You know what he meant!
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** Later in the same episode, Michael builds a Taser and disguises it as a disposable camera. [[AmusingInjuries He then accidentally zaps himself while testing it.]]
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* The B-Plot of "Hard Bargain" (1x09): Mike tries to get a DC bureaucrat to hear out his case. After carefully testing him to make sure he's actually a bureaucrat and not an assassin, Mike finally meets with him. Turns out he's an assassin. One good enough to garrotte Mike and counter all of his counters.
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
-->'''Mike''': (surprised, while being choked) Wow, you're ''good''!
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-->'''Michael:''' It's unstable, it's corrupt, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the people there eat a lot of terrible-smelling preserved fish.]]
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** Michael talking about why he hates Southern Nigeria:
-->'''Michael:''' It's unstable, it's corrupt, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the people there eat a lot of terrible-smelling preserved fish.]]
-->'''Michael:''' It's unstable, it's corrupt, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the people there eat a lot of terrible-smelling preserved fish.]]