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* While Willow and Oz were waiting in the van while Xander and Cordelia were stealing the rocket launcher:
-->'''Oz''': So do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?\\
'''Willow''': Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

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* While Willow Drusilla's always good for a laugh:
-->'''Drusilla''': I'm naming all the stars...\\
'''Spike''': You can't see the stars. That's the ceiling, Dru. Also, it's day.\\
'''Drusilla''': I ''can'' see them. But I've named them all the same name,
and Oz were waiting there's terrible confusion.
* After the newly soulless Angel says he doesn't want to kill Buffy:
-->'''Spike''': ''[to Angelus]'' ...Now, I know you haven't been
in the van while Xander and Cordelia were stealing the rocket launcher:
-->'''Oz''': So
game for a while, mate, but we do still ''kill'' people. It's sort of our raison d'être, you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?\\
'''Willow''': Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
know.



* While Willow and Oz wait in the van for Xander and Cordelia to steal the rocket launcher:
-->'''Oz''': So do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?\\
'''Willow''': Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
* Angelus saying to the Judge, "Don't you look spiffy?"
-->'''Judge:''' Spiffy?



* Drusilla's always good for a laugh:
-->'''Drusilla''': I'm naming all the stars...\\
'''Spike''': You can't see the stars. That's the ceiling, Dru. Also, it's day.\\
'''Drusilla''': I ''can'' see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.
* After the newly soulless Angel says he doesn't want to kill Buffy:
-->'''Spike''': ''[to Angelus]'' ...Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we do still ''kill'' people. It's sort of our raison d'être, you know.

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* Drusilla's always good for a laugh:
-->'''Drusilla''': I'm naming all the stars...\\
'''Spike''': You can't see the stars. That's the ceiling, Dru. Also, it's day.\\
'''Drusilla''': I ''can'' see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.
* After the newly soulless Angel says he doesn't want to kill Buffy:
-->'''Spike''': ''[to Angelus]'' ...Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we do still ''kill'' people. It's sort of our raison d'être, you know.
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* Giles has been reading about the Judge.
-->'''Giles:''' His touch can literally burn the humanity out of you. A true creature of evil can survive the process; no human ever has.\\
'''Xander:''' What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for pizza.
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'''Oz''': That pretty much... sums it up. Hey, did anyone else see that guy turn to dust?\\

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'''Oz''': That pretty much... much sums it up. Hey, did anyone else see that guy turn to dust?\\



* The Judge killing a vampire by touching him is scary. Drusilla's excited "Do it again" [[PsychopathicManchild like a child being shown a magic trick]] is darkly hilarious.

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* Dalton is trying to justify his failure to Drusilla, who merely puts her finger to his lips, plucks his glasses off his face, and stomps on them. After she's convinced not to gouge out his eyes in favor of giving him a second chance, she puts the ruined glasses back on him, says, "Okay. Hurry back, then," and pats him on the head."
* The Judge killing a vampire Dalton by touching him is scary. Drusilla's excited "Do it again" [[PsychopathicManchild like a child being shown a magic trick]] is darkly hilarious.
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* Oz asks Willow out.
-->'''Oz:''' ''[levelly]'' I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night...and I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting\\
'''Willow:''' Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes.\\
'''Oz:''' Yeah, it helps. It, it creates a comfort zone....Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?\\
'''Willow:''' Oh, I can't!\\
'''Oz:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
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** The next day, Buffy plans to go looking for the Gorches again.
--->'''Willow:''' And Angel's helping you, right?\\
'''Buffy:''' ...He does what he can.\\
''[GilliganCut to Buffy and Angel making out]''
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* Mr. Whitmore, noticing Buffy's absence, gave Willow an egg to pass along to her.
-->'''Buffy:''' As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.\\
'''Willow:''' No, it's your baby!\\
'''Buffy:''' ...Okay, I get it even less.
** After the assignment is explained....
--->'''Buffy:''' ''[terrified]'' I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my Gigapet. I mean, literally. I sat on it and it broke.
** Buffy's face when she learns she doesn't have a partner.
--->'''Buffy:''' I'm a single mother?\\
'''Xander:''' No man of her own.\\
'''Buffy:''' Do you know what this says about me? That I am doomed to lead my mother's life. How deeply scary is that?
* Willow suggests enlisting Angel's help in finding the Gorches.
-->'''Xander:''' Oh, right, I see a lot of hunting getting done in that scenario.\\
'''Buffy:''' Please. Like Angel and I are just helpless slaves to passion. Grow up.\\
''[GilliganCut to Buffy and Angel making out]''
* "You boiled your young?"
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* Joyce nixes an outfit Buffy wants to buy.
-->'''Buffy:''' But I looked good in it!\\
'''Joyce:''' You looked like a streetwalker.\\
'''Buffy:''' But a thin streetwalker. ''[sees her mom's face]'' That's probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it?
* Buffy has an opinion about where her mom shops for clothes.
-->'''Buffy:''' Why didn't you just go to Muumuus "R" Us?\\
'''Joyce:''' ''[dryly]'' Do now, make fun of your mother later.
* A girl plays pinball, completely oblivious to her date's vamp face behind her
-->'''Lyle:''' Well, ain't you just got the prettiest little neck I ever did see?\\
'''Buffy:''' Boy...you guys really never come up with any new lines, do you?\\
'''Girl:''' Do you mind? We were talking here.\\
'''Buffy:''' But you promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey.
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* Buffy's talking as she starts to go in the library, and cuts herself off to say, "Okay. That's it. I give up. Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room? I mean, what is it with grownups these days?" Turns out she walked in on Giles and Jenny kissing.
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* While patrolling, Giles realizes someone is behind him. He squeaks and turns to hold up a cross.
-->'''Jenny:''' I get that reaction from men all the time.

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* Ted offers to give some computer software to Willow, and she responds with the most high pitched giggle you can possibly imagine. The closed captioning reads "[Excited babbling]".

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* Ted offers to give some computer software to Willow, and she responds with the most high pitched high-pitched giggle you can possibly imagine. The closed captioning reads "[Excited babbling]".



'''Giles''': Buffy, I -- I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh, text.

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'''Giles''': Buffy, I -- I I--I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh, text.



* Cordelia and Xander are still keeping their assignations a secret, and after some biting dialogue...
-->'''Xander:''' You want to go to the utility closet and make out?\\
'''Cordelia:''' ''[irritated]'' God! Is that all you ever think about?! ''[thinks about it for a second]'' Okay.



'''Willow''': [[ForScience I — I just wanna learn stuff]]!\\

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'''Willow''': [[ForScience I — I I—I just wanna learn stuff]]!\\



[[AC:"[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E12BadEggs Bad Eggs]]" (2x12]]

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-->'''Xander''': Sorry, junior.

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-->'''Xander''': Sorry, junior.
Junior.



It would be easier to name the moments in this episode that were ''not'' laugh-out-loud funny.

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* It would be easier to name the moments in this episode that were ''not'' laugh-out-loud funny.

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** They have a moment, and Buffy goes in for a hug.
--->'''Kendra:''' I don't hug.\\
'''Buffy:''' Right. No. Good. Hate hugs.

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* Kendra picks up a loaded crossbow.
-->'''Buffy:''' Be careful with that thing.\\
'''Kendra:''' [[TemptingFate Please. I'm an expert in all weapons.]] ''[the crossbow fires a bolt into a lamp]''\\
'''Giles:''' Is everything all right?\\
'''Buffy:''' Yeah, it's okay. Kendra killed the bad lamp.
* At the end, when Buffy and Kendra say their goodbyes.
-->'''Kendra:''' Thank you for the shirt. It was very generous of you.\\
'''Buffy:''' Hey, it looks better on...well, me, but no worries.

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* Cordelia says Xander would let a girl go get herself killed. Xander snarks, "Not just any girl. You're special."
* Buffy's aptitude test results placed her in law enforcement or "environmental design", AKA landscaping.
-->'''Buffy:''' [[CallBack I checked the shrub box.]]

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--->'''Dalton:''' I'm not sure. It could be, uh, "''deprimere ille bubula linter''".\\

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--->'''Dalton:''' -->'''Dalton:''' I'm not sure. It could be, uh, "''deprimere ille bubula linter''".\\


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* Willow is a little too quick to leap to Buffy's defense.
-->'''Kendra:''' Did I not see you kissing a vampire?\\
'''Willow:''' Buffy would never do that! ''[Buffy gives her a "WTF" look]'' Oh...except for...sometimes you do that. But only with Angel...Right?
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* Some fans who put "The Wish" out of their minds get a {{meta}} one.
-->Uh, no.

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* The insanity of multiple-choice aptitude tests.
-->'''Buffy:''' Do I like shrubs?\\
'''Xander''': That's between you and your god.
* The vampire bookworm Dalton tries to translate a text with Spike.
--->'''Dalton:''' I'm not sure. It could be, uh, "''deprimere ille bubula linter''".\\
'''Spike:''' "Debase...the beef...canoe." ''[{{beat}}, then he whacks Dalton]'' Why does that strike me as not right?



'''Xander''': That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk.

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'''Xander''': That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room locker-room talk.

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* Buffy, Xander, and Willow watching Giles and Jenny walk off together, and commenting on how cute they look before Willow remarks "Can't you just imagine them getting together?" A {{beat}} passes, then the trio hurriedly walk off.

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* This bit:
-->'''Buffy:''' Have I ever let you down?\\
'''Giles:''' Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
* Buffy, Xander, and Willow watching Giles and Jenny walk off together, and commenting on how cute they look before Willow remarks remarks, "Can't you just imagine them getting together?" A {{beat}} passes, then the trio hurriedly walk off.



'''Jenny''': I'm lying, Rupert. The book's fine. I just love to see you squirm.

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'''Jenny''': I'm lying, Rupert. The book's fine. I just love to see you squirm.\\
'''Giles:''' Oh. Well, I trust I gave good...squirm.\\
'''Jenny:''' Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a fuddy duddy?\\
'''Giles:''' Nobody ever seems to tell me anything else.\\
'''Jenny:''' Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?\\
'''Giles:''' No, actually, that part usually gets left out. I can't imagine why.
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* Willow mentions that Angel was in her bedroom, and a minute later, it registers with Xander.
-->'''Xander:''' Angel was in your ''bedroom''?\\
'''Willow:''' Ours is a forbidden love.

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* Jenny takes Giles on a date to a monster truck show, or as Giles calls it, the "nitro-burning funny cars". Oh, if only we could have seen that.
** Even Buffy is surprised that Jenny thought Giles would enjoy monster trucks.

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* Jenny takes Giles on a date Angel says, "Things used to a monster truck show, or as Giles calls it, the "nitro-burning funny cars". Oh, if only we could have seen that.
** Even Buffy is surprised that Jenny thought Giles would enjoy monster trucks.
be pretty simple. A hundred years just hanging out, feeling guilty...I really honed my brooding skills."



* Jenny takes Giles on a date to a monster truck show, or as Giles calls it, the "nitro-burning funny cars". Oh, if only we could have seen that.
** Even Buffy is surprised that Jenny thought Giles would enjoy monster trucks.



-->'''Spike''': ''[after Ford walks into the factory]'' Do I have anyone on watch? It's called security, people! Are you all asleep? ''[{{Beat}}]'' Or have we finally found a restaurant that delivers?

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-->'''Spike''': ''[after Ford walks into the factory]'' Do I have anyone on watch? watch here?! It's called security, people! Are you all asleep? ''[{{Beat}}]'' Or have did we finally found find a restaurant that delivers?
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* Spike's about to bite Buffy when the spell is broken. He notices the kids are back to normal before seeing Buffy's wig has come off. She pops up and says brightly, "Hi, honey. I'm home," before beating him up.

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* Since Xander dresses as a soldier, Buffy dresses as an 18th-century noblewoman, and Willow dresses as a ghost, things are predictably hectic when their costumes take them over.
-->'''Soldier-Xander''': ''[with Buffy clinging to him after seeing a car]'' She's never seen a car?\\
'''Ghost-Willow''': She's from the past.\\
'''Soldier-Xander''': And you're a ghost.\\
'''Ghost-Willow''': Yes, now let's get inside?\\
'''Soldier-Xander''': Just want you to know I'm taking a lot on faith here.
* Once the costumes take over the children, Spike observes the chaos with a shit-eating grin on his face. You may as well have given him popcorn.
-->'''Spike''': Well! This is just...[[NightmareFetishist neat]]!
* The first indication that their original personalities are still there:
-->'''Soldier-Xander''': It's weird, but beating up that pirate [[note]]who bullied Xander[[/note]] gave me a weird sense of closure.



* Giles wonders what Willow's costume is supposed to be. She shyly replies that she's a ghost. He takes in the hot goth outfit that was underneath the ghost costume and asks "the ghost of ''what'', exactly?"



* Xander briefs his "troops" before taking them trick-or-treating.
-->'''Xander:''' Okay, on sleazing extra candy: Tears are key. Tears will normally get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old "You missed me" routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate, understood?\\
''[kids nod]''



* Since Xander dresses as a soldier, Buffy dresses as an 18th-century noblewoman, and Willow dresses as a ghost, things are predictably hectic when their costumes take them over.




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-->'''Soldier-Xander''': ''[with Buffy clinging to him after seeing a car]'' She's never seen a car?\\
'''Ghost-Willow''': She's from the past.\\
'''Soldier-Xander''': And you're a ghost.\\
'''Ghost-Willow''': Yes, now let's get inside?\\
'''Soldier-Xander''': Just want you to know I'm taking a lot on faith here.
* Willow laments that Buffy didn't dress up as [[Series/XenaWarriorPrincess Xena]].
* Once the costumes take over the children, Spike observes the chaos with a shit-eating grin on his face. You may as well have given him popcorn.
-->'''Spike''': Well! This is just...[[NightmareFetishist neat]]!
* Giles wonders what Willow's costume is supposed to be. She shyly replies that she's a ghost. He takes in the hot goth outfit that was underneath the ghost costume and says, "Yes, but, um...Well, the ghost of ''what'', exactly?"
* The first indication that their original personalities are still there:
-->'''Soldier-Xander''': It's weird, but beating up that pirate [[note]]who bullied Xander[[/note]] gave me a weird sense of closure.

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* In the ColdOpen, Buffy, Willow, and Xander are watching Bollywood film.

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* In the ColdOpen, Buffy, Willow, and Xander are watching a Bollywood film.



** Buffy and Xander are braiding Willow's hair...or rather Xander is. Buffy's comically hopeless at it.



* This exchange:
-->'''Xander''': Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?\\
''[Angel appears right behind him]''\\
'''Xander''': ''[seamlessly]'' Hey, man, how you doing?\\
'''Angel''': Buffy.\\
'''Buffy''': Angel.\\
'''Xander''': ''[in a deep voice]'' Xander.
** And the whole time this exchange is happening, Xander is busy reading a newspaper. Creator/NicholasBrendon's delivery absolutely seals it.
* Also this, after the gang rescues Buffy from the frat house party turned attempted {{human sacrifice}}:
-->'''Buffy''': ''[shamefacedly]'' I told ''one'' lie. I had ''one'' drink.\\
'''Giles''': Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson to you" are a tad redundant at this juncture.




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* As Xander walks off being humiliated, he grouses, "One day I'll have money...prestige, power...and on that day, they'll still have more."
* When Buffy mentions that Angel smelled blood on the broken bracelet, Xander says, "There's a guy you want to party with." Then Angel, Willow, and Giles arrive at the frat house and are met by Xander, who reports that the frat brothers went down into the basement wearing robes.
-->'''Giles:''' They may be involved in some kind of ritual.\\
'''Willow:''' With the missing girls.\\
'''Angel:''' ''[growling in GameFace]'' With ''Buffy''.\\
'''Xander:''' Okay, that ''is'' the guy you want to party with.
* Also this, after the gang comes to rescue Buffy (who pretty much rescued herself) from the frat house party turned attempted {{human sacrifice}}:
-->'''Buffy''': ''[shamefacedly]'' I told ''one'' lie. I had ''one'' drink.\\
'''Giles''': Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson to you" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
* This exchange:
-->'''Xander''': Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?\\
''[Angel appears right behind him]''\\
'''Xander''': ''[seamlessly]'' Hey, man, how you doing?\\
'''Angel''': Buffy.\\
'''Buffy''': Angel.\\
'''Xander''': ''[in a deep voice]'' Xander.
** And the whole time this exchange is happening, Xander is busy reading a newspaper. Creator/NicholasBrendon's delivery absolutely seals it.
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* In the ColdOpen, Buffy, Willow, and Xander are watching Bollywood film.
-->'''Xander:''' Is she dying?\\
'''Buffy:''' I think she's singing.\\
'''Xander:''' To a telephone, in Hindi. Now that's entertainment. Why is she ''singing''?\\
'''Willow:''' She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole...fish thing.\\
'''Buffy:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Xander:''' Why is she ''singing''?\\
'''Buffy:''' Her lover? I thought it was her chiropractor.\\
'''Willow:''' Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.\\
'''Xander:''' Hmm. And we thought just because we didn't have any money or anyplace to go, this'd be a lackluster evening.\\
'''Willow:''' I know, we could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own tea bags and ask for hot water.\\
'''Xander:''' Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.\\
'''Buffy:''' I for one am giddy and up. There's a kind of hush all over Sunnydale, no demons or vampires to slay, I'm here with my friends....So how does the water buffalo fit in again?
* Giles chides Buffy for not training 24/7.
-->'''Giles:''' You yawned your way through weapons training last week, you skipped hand-to-hand entirely--are you going to be prepared if a demon springs up behind you and does this? ''[attacks from behind, only for Buffy to casually catch his arm and twist it behind his back]'' Yeah, well, I'm not a demon...which is why you should let go now. Thank you.\\
[...]\\
'''Giles:''' Well, here's a hard fact of life: We all have to do things we don't like. And you have hand-to-hand this afternoon and patrol tonight, so I suggest you come straight here at the end of Period 6, and you get your homework done. And don't dawdle with your friends.\\
'''Buffy:''' ''[perfect {{Moe}} expression]''\\
'''Giles:''' And don't think sitting there pouting is going to get to me, because it won't.\\
'''Buffy:''' ''[perfect {{Moe}} expression]''\\
'''Giles:''' It's not getting to me.
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* Buffy's tells Willow that "Ampata" is the mummy, and Willow is actually [[SkewedPriorities happy for a second]] before realizing that this means Xander is in danger.

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* Xander babbles incoherently on seeing "Ampata" dressed up for the dance.
-->'''Buffy:''' I can translate American Salivating Boy talk. He says you're beautiful.\\
'''Xander:''' ''[babbles at Buffy]''\\
'''Buffy:''' You're welcome.
* Willow's Eskimo costume is a bit of a hindrance.
-->'''Xander:''' Have you seen Ampata?\\
'''Willow:''' ''[jerky motion]''\\
'''Xander:''' What was that?\\
'''Willow:''' I shrugged.\\
'''Xander:''' Next time, you should probably say, "Shrug." ''[leaves]''\\
'''Willow:''' Sigh.
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'''Buffy:''' And attacked him.

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'''Buffy:''' And attacked him.\\

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* Willow is bummed because of Xander's thing with "Ampata".
-->'''Buffy:''' Ampata's only staying two weeks.\\
'''Willow:''' Yeah, and then Xander can find someone else who's not me to obsess about. At least with you, I knew he didn't have a shot. Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.\\
'''Buffy:''' Good for you.\\
'''Willow:''' Well, I didn't choose yet.

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* Asked if he's ever done student exchange, Xander replies, "My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?




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* Buffy's grousing about the expectations that come with being the ChosenOne.
-->'''Giles:''' You have responsibilities that other girls do not.\\
'''Buffy:''' Oh! I know this one! "Slaying entails certain sacrifices--blah, blah, bitty blah--I'm so stuffy, give me a scone."\\
'''Giles:''' ''[deadpan]'' It's as if you know me.
* After Willow reports that Rodney is missing, they start joking about what might have happened to him.
-->'''Xander:''' Hey, maybe he awakened the mummy.\\
'''Willow:''' Right, and it rose from its tomb.\\
'''Buffy:''' And attacked him.
''[OhCrap expressions as they remember that they live in a universe where things like this are actually possible]''

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* Xander and Angel arrive at the school, and Xander asks if he has a plan. Angel grabs him by the throat, and he says, "Good plan."
* When Spike and Angel are reunited.
-->'''Angel:''' I taught you to always guard your perimeter. Tsk tsk tsk. You should have someone out there.\\
'''Spike:''' I did. I'm surrounded by idiots.



-->'''Cordelia''': And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...\\

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-->'''Cordelia''': And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...\\responsible--\\

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'''Giles''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, thank you, Cyrano.\\

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'''Giles''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, Well, thank you, Cyrano.\\



'''Xander''': Y'know, because that whole stork thing is a smoke screen.\\

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'''Xander''': Y'know, because that whole stork thing is a smoke screen.smokescreen.\\



* Buffy tells Giles that while on patrol, she and Angel found an empty grave:
-->'''Giles''': [[NightmareFetishist Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting]].\\
'''Buffy''': I ''know'' you meant to say "gross and disturbing."\\
'''Giles''': Yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it... dammit.
* Cordelia is whining about no one giving her sympathy, so without missing a beat, Giles pats her on the shoulder. Even better, Cordelia reacts by shrugging, almost saying "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, that was deserved]]."
-->'''Giles''': There, there.



* Buffy tells Giles while on patrol, she and Angel found some empty graves:
-->'''Giles''': [[NightmareFetishist Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting]].\\
'''Buffy''': I ''know'' you meant to say "gross and disturbing."\\
'''Giles''': Yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it... dammit.
* Cordelia is whining about no one giving her sympathy, so without missing a beat, Giles pats her on the shoulder. Even better, Cordelia reacts by shrugging, almost saying "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, that was deserved]]."
-->'''Giles''': There, there.

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* Willow tells Buffy tells Giles while on patrol, she and Angel found some empty graves:
-->'''Giles''': [[NightmareFetishist Grave robbing? That's new. Interesting]].\\
'''Buffy''': I ''know'' you meant to say "gross and disturbing."\\
'''Giles''': Yes,
that Daryl was a football star that all the girls were crazy for.
-->'''Buffy:''' And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence.
* After encountering parts
of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it... dammit.
* Cordelia is whining about no one giving her sympathy, so without
the missing a beat, Giles pats her on the shoulder. Even better, Cordelia reacts by shrugging, almost saying "[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Okay, that girls:
-->'''Cordelia:''' It
was deserved]]."
-->'''Giles''': There, there.
horrible. Angel saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts. They were everywhere. Why are these terrible things always happening to ''me''?\\
'''Xander:''' ''[fake cough]'' Karma!

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