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21st May '16 9:47:08 PM erforce
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--> '''Spike:''' Who ya gonna call? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[Film/GhostBusters God that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?]]\\

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--> '''Spike:''' Who ya gonna call? ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[Film/GhostBusters [[Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} God that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?]]\\
21st May '16 9:33:46 AM JamesAustin
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** Faith grills Angel on not bringing DanielCraig back for her [[NotSoDifferent who Buffy had brought up a few times wanting to do,)]] but he maintains it would be sleazy even though that was perfectly okay for Spike and Harmony. Instead he takes her out for breakfast, [[DrivenToSuicide hoping the sunlight will get him after having to hear Spike's antics.]]

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** Faith grills Angel on not bringing DanielCraig Creator/DanielCraig back for her [[NotSoDifferent who Buffy had brought up a few times wanting to do,)]] but he maintains it would be sleazy even though that was perfectly okay for Spike and Harmony. Instead he takes her out for breakfast, [[DrivenToSuicide hoping the sunlight will get him after having to hear Spike's antics.]]
3rd May '16 7:00:07 PM wyattte
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* We may as well reiterate the same disclaimer from "Band Candy."



** According to WordOfGod, they weren't planning on making anyone gay at that point. That's right, it's a joke that's so funny ''it turned someone'' '''''gay'''''.

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** According to WordOfGod, they weren't planning on making anyone gay at that point. That's right, it's a joke that's so funny ''it turned someone'' '''''gay'''''.someone '''gay'''''.




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* Smug, lazy JerkJock Percy expected Willow to not so much tutor him as do all his work for him. That night, he has an [[PunchedAcrossTheRoom unfortunate run-in with Vamp Willow.]] The next morning? He's a very different Percy.
--> '''Percy:''' Hey. Oh. Hi.
--> '''Willow:''' Oh hi. Listen, I didn't get a chance-
--> '''Percy:''' Okay, so I did the outline for the paper for Roosevelt. ''[hands her a duotang]'' It turns out there were two President Roosevelts. I didn't know exactly which one to do, so I did both. ''[hands her another duotang]'' I know they're kind of... kind of short, but I can flesh them out a bit. Oh, and here's the bibliography. ''[hands her ANOTHER duotang]'' Oh, and I can retype that if you want. You just let me know what I did wrong and I'll get on it. ''[turns to leave, comes back, leaves Willow an '''apple,''' and quickly scurries away]''
23rd Apr '16 9:01:14 AM wyattte
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* Giles and Joyce listening to music at his apartment, and Giles happily bopping his head to the tune and saying "It rocks!"

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* Giles and Joyce listening to music Music/{{Cream}} at his apartment, and Giles happily bopping his head to the tune and saying "It rocks!"



* Snyder tries flirting with Joyce, who moves away from him.

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* Snyder tries flirting with Joyce, who makes a fantastic "whatever" face and moves away from him.


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* Buffy asks Joyce and Giles to tie up Ethan. Joyce ''very awkwardly'' pulls a pair of cuffs out of her shorts.
-->'''Buffy (creeped out):''' Never tell me.
22nd Apr '16 5:43:53 PM tsstevens
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* Hunting for Simone Buffy takes Andrew along with her, seeing as he was her Watcher. Well, for the whole trip she puts up with his endless discussion of the most obsessive geek topis, until he gets onto the topic of ''Franchise/JamesBond,'' specifically Creator/DanielCraig. Buffy just so happens to have a huge CelebCrush on him and is so into him in, well, that context that Andrew (who is gay) is creeped out.
21st Apr '16 10:01:44 PM wyattte
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!!Homecoming (3x05)
* During the titular event, Giles rushes up to Xander and Willow while they're moping on the dance floor and gives us a good ten seconds of [[{{Adorkable}} glorious awkwardness.]]
-->'''Giles:''' We have to find Buffy. Something terrible's happened. ''[Willow and Xander look stunned]'' Just kidding! I thought I'd throw you a little scare! ''[{{Beat}}]'' Are these finger sandwiches?
* Cordelia and Buffy are trapped in a cabin, and Buffy asks her to look for a weapon. Cordy finds a spatula.
-->'''Buffy:''' That's ''it''?
-->'''Cordelia:''' Just this and a telephone.
-->'''Buffy:''' .....a telephone. And you didn't think that'd be helpful?
-->'''Cordelia:''' No, this is better, for... ''[makes smacking motion, till it dawns on her]'' ...oh.
** Bonus points for Cordy ''actually trying to use it'' on a demon, who doesn't even notice.
17th Apr '16 11:10:20 AM kalel32688
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* Spike takes his precious time moving out of Xander's basement, much to Xander's annoyance.
-->'''Xander:''' You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long.
-->'''Spike:''' Hang on. Let a fella get organised. (''takes Xander's radio'')
-->'''Xander:''' That's my radio.
-->'''Spike:''' And you're what? Shocked and disappointed? [[CardCarryingVillain I'm evil.]]
-->'''Anya:''' So what kind of place are you looking for?
-->'''Spike:''' I don't know. Maybe a crypt. Some place, y'know, dark and dank. But not as dark and dank as this.
** Anya attempts to give Spike Xander's lamp.
--->'''Anya:''' Wait. I wanna give you something for your new place. (''hands the lamp to Spike'')
--->'''Xander:''' That's my lamp.
--->'''Anya:''' A gift is traditional. I've read about it.
--->'''Xander:''' That's among ''friends''. With bitter enemies, we don't give them my lamp.
--->'''Spike:''' It's not gonna have electricity anyway. It's a crypt, remember?
--->'''Anya:''' What about running water? A fridge to keep your blood fresh?
--->'''Spike:''' No.
--->'''Anya:''' Oh. Well, that's gotta suck. You should just get a hotel room.
--->'''Spike:''' Demon Girl's got a point. I need fresh blood. If I had a few bob for a room with an honor bar--
--->'''Xander:''' Out! Before I get the Slayer over here to kick your ass out!
* The cut from Xander's taunt to Spike about Buffy meeting with someone who's "actually still scary" to Professor Walsh going "So, the Slayer."



* Giles going "OhCrap" after finding out that a demon prince is due to rise at sundown that same day.



-->'''Giles''': What?! Well, that's marvelous, isn't it? Here I am, having spent weeks trying to get a single scrap of information about our mysterious demon collectors, and no one bothers to tell me Buffy's dating one of them?! (''shines his flashlight into Xander and Willow's faces'') Who else knows?

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-->'''Giles''': What?! Well, that's marvelous, isn't it? Here I am, having spent weeks trying to get a single scrap of information about our mysterious demon collectors, and no one bothers to tell me Buffy's dating one of them?! (''shines (''[[PerpSweating shines his flashlight into Xander and Willow's faces'') faces]]'') Who else knows?
15th Apr '16 5:30:12 PM wyattte
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* Buffy and Willow find the floppy disk that Jenny left behind and put it into the nearest computer:
-->'''Buffy:''' This feels really morbid.
-->'''Willow:''' I've gone through most of her files already.
-->'''Buffy:''' Does that makes it ''less'' morbid, or you ''really'' morbid?



'''Xander''': "Y'know. I wish just once that you'd support me [[VerbalBackpedaling and now I realize that you were and I'm embarrassed, so I'm gonna get back to the point!]]
* After a long and very grim explanation by Giles, of how the demon Acathla, if awakened, would pull the entire world into a Hell dimension, where every non-demon would suffer eternal torment, we suddenly cut to the view Angel, Spike, and Drusilla looking at the stone that's holding Acathla:

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'''Xander''': "Y'know.Y'know. I wish just once that you'd support me [[VerbalBackpedaling and now I realize that you were and I'm embarrassed, so I'm gonna get back to the point!]]
* After a long and very grim explanation by Giles, of how the demon Acathla, if awakened, would pull the entire world into a Hell dimension, where every non-demon would suffer eternal torment, we suddenly cut DescriptionCut to the view Angel, Spike, and Drusilla looking at the stone that's holding Acathla:
12th Apr '16 11:22:15 AM wyattte
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!!Surprise (2x13) and Innocence (2x14)

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!!Surprise (2x13) and Innocence (2x14)(2x13)


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!!Innocence (2x14)
11th Apr '16 3:33:28 PM wyattte
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* Ted offers to give some computer software to Willow, and she responds with the most high pitched giggle you can possibly imagine. The captioning reads "[Excited babbling]."
-->'''Xander:''' That's the sound she makes when she's speechless with geeker joy.
* Buffy tells Ted and Joyce she's "okay" with their relationship. Cut to Buffy absolutely [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beating the everloving piss]] out of a poor vampire.
-->'''Buffy (after staking):''' I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come and they run around and they kill people and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas and everyone's like, "Oh, look! A mini-pizza!" but I'm telling you, I have-
-->'''Giles:''' Buffy, I-I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh, text.
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