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* Amilyn's arm has just been accidentally sheared off at the shoulder. He glances at it, then frowns at the sidekick. "You ruined my new jacket!" He then looks at his vampire henchmen and orders, "Kill him a lot!"
* This same character's death scene, near the end of the movie. An exceptionally hammy Paul Reubens milks it for all it's worth.
-->'''Amilyn:''' Ooooh... aaaaaah.... oooooohhhh.... aaaaaahhhh.... ''(steals a glance at Buffy)'' Oooooh.... aaaaah....

to:

* Amilyn's arm has just been accidentally sheared off at the shoulder. He glances at it, then frowns at the sidekick. "You ruined my new jacket!" He then looks at his vampire henchmen and orders, orders "Kill him a lot!"
* This same character's death scene, near the end of the movie. An exceptionally hammy Paul Reubens Creator/PaulReubens milks it for all it's worth.
-->'''Amilyn:''' Ooooh... aaaaaah.... oooooohhhh.... aaaaaahhhh.... ''(steals (''steals a glance at Buffy)'' Buffy'') Oooooh.... aaaaah....



'''Grueller''' ''(now a vampire)'': Now, I'm a god!\\

to:

'''Grueller''' ''(now '''Grueller''': (''now a vampire)'': Now, vampire'') Now I'm a god!\\



'''Pike''': And ''now'', [[BondOneLiner you're a coat rack]]!

to:

'''Pike''': And ''now'', ''now'' [[BondOneLiner you're a coat rack]]!



!!Welcome to the Hellmouth (1x01)
* Xander's entrance, which cements his ButtMonkey status. He's skateboarding to school, dodging students up until he sees Buffy...and gets clothes-lined by the railing.

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!!Welcome [[AC:Welcome to the Hellmouth (1x01)
(1x01)]]
* Xander's entrance, which cements his ButtMonkey status. He's skateboarding to school, dodging students up until [[DistractedByTheSexy he sees Buffy...and gets clothes-lined by the railing.railing]].



!!The Harvest (1x02)

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!!The [[AC:The Harvest (1x02)(1x02)]]



--> '''Willow:''' ''(sitting in a chair)'' I think I might need to sit down.

to:

--> '''Willow:''' ''(sitting (''sitting in a chair)'' chair'') I think I might need to sit down.



!!Witch (1x03)

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!!Witch (1x03)[[AC:Witch (1x03)]]



-->'''Giles''':"This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...Cult?
-->'''Buffy''':(wearing a cheerleader outfit) "You don't like the color?"

to:

-->'''Giles''':"This -->'''Giles''': This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) (''begins pacing'') I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...Cult?
-->'''Buffy''':(wearing
cult?
-->'''Buffy''': (''wearing
a cheerleader outfit) "You outfit'') You don't like the color?"color?



!!Never Kill a Boy on the First Date (1x04)

to:

!!Never [[AC:Never Kill a Boy on the First Date (1x04)(1x04)]]



!!The Pack (1x06)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Pack (1x06)(1x06)]]



!!Angel (1x07)

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!!Angel (1x07)[[AC:Angel (1x07)]]



--> "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel'. It stands for 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student]]."

!!I Robot, You Jane (1x08)
-->'''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Moloch The Corrupter]]''': ''[A demon, who has been released into the Internet, tries to turn Willow]'' [[AC: Don't you see? I can give you everything! I can control the world! Right now a man in Beijing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Good for him!]]

to:

--> "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial 'A' -->'''Buffy''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "A" doesn't even stand for 'Angel'. "Angel." It stands for 'Achmed', "Achmed," a charming foreign exchange student]]."

!!I
student]].

[[AC:I
Robot, You Jane (1x08)
-->'''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
(1x08)]]
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Nazi Germany was an example of a well-ordered society? Who's been editing my files?]]"
* Buffy jumps a chainlink fence and lands on her feet like a badass. Xander jumps a chainlink fence and...lands on his face. It's the simple things in life.
* [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
Moloch The Corrupter]]''': ''[A demon, the Corrupter]], a demon who has been released into the Internet, tries to turn Willow]'' [[AC: Don't Willow:
-->'''Moloch''': [[AC:Don't
you see? I can give you everything! I can control the world! Right now now, a man in Beijing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. ''[{{Beat}}]'' (''{{beat}}'') Good for him!]]him!]]
* After Xander punches out a {{Mook}}:
-->'''Xander''': HEY!! [[ThrowTheDogABone I got to hit someone!!]]
* There's something wonderfully {{Narm Charm}}y about how Giles puts ''huge gusto and YELLING'' into a passage that he's just reading for Jenny to type into the computer.



* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Nazi Germany was an example of a well-ordered society? Who's been editing my files?]]"
* Buffy jumps a chain link fence and lands on her feet like a badass. Xander jumps a chain link fence and... lands on his face. It's the simple things in life.
* After Xander punches out a {{Mook}}: "HEY!! [[ThrowTheDogABone I got to hit someone!!]]"
* There's something wonderfully {{Narm Charm}}y about how Giles puts ''huge gusto and YELLING'' into a passage that he's just reading for Jenny to type into the computer.

!!The Puppet Show (1x09)
* Principal Snyder gets introduced, infamous for deadpan deliveries of a cynical portrayal of kids, and berating of his predecessor Principal Flutie's school policies.
-->'''Snyder:''' Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, discipline. I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to [[HilariousInHindsight being eaten]].

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* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Nazi Germany was an example of a well-ordered society? Who's been editing my files?]]"
* Buffy jumps a chain link fence and lands on her feet like a badass. Xander jumps a chain link fence and... lands on his face. It's the simple things in life.
* After Xander punches out a {{Mook}}: "HEY!! [[ThrowTheDogABone I got to hit someone!!]]"
* There's something wonderfully {{Narm Charm}}y about how Giles puts ''huge gusto and YELLING'' into a passage that he's just reading for Jenny to type into the computer.

!!The

[[AC:The
Puppet Show (1x09)
(1x09)]]
* Principal Snyder gets introduced, infamous for deadpan deliveries of a cynical portrayal of kids, kids and berating of his predecessor Principal Flutie's school policies.
-->'''Snyder:''' Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, discipline. days--"discipline." I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids said "Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' " That's the kind of woolly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to [[HilariousInHindsight being eaten]].



-->'''Snyder:''' There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And also smoking]].
* The look of exquisite suffering on Giles's face while Cordelia [[HollywoodToneDeaf butchers]] "The Greatest Love of All". (Even funnier after watching the later seasons, where he's revealed as a decent musician.) Also, when she tries to corner him later in the episode:
-->'''Cordelia''': ...And [my song] is sappy. And no-one is going to be feeling sappy after all that rock and roll. ''(Giles glares at her in exasperation, then his gaze slides upward.)'' What?\\

to:

-->'''Snyder:''' --->'''Snyder:''' There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And also smoking]].
* The look of exquisite suffering on Giles's face while Cordelia [[HollywoodToneDeaf butchers]] "The Greatest Love of All". All." (Even funnier after watching the later seasons, where he's revealed as a decent musician.) )
**
Also, when she tries to corner him later in the episode:
-->'''Cordelia''': ...--->'''Cordelia''': ...And [my song] is sappy. And no-one no one is going to be feeling sappy after all that rock and roll. ''(Giles (''Giles glares at her in exasperation, then his gaze slides upward.)'' upward'') What?\\



'''Cordelia''': There's something wrong with my hair? ...Oh my god. ''(Exits)''\\

to:

'''Cordelia''': There's something wrong with my hair? ...Oh my god. ''(Exits)''\\God. (''exits'')\\



* Xander pretending to make Sid yell [[Film/TheShining "Red rum! RED RUUUUUM!"]]. Followed by them having matching grins.
* Xander, Giles, and Willow's horrified reactions when they see Sid is gone.



-->"Ewww!"

to:

-->"Ewww!"-->'''Buffy''': Ewww!



-->'''Snyder:''' I don't get it. ''(credits start to roll)'' Is it avant-garde?
* The "Oedipus Rex" scene over the end--especially when Willow freezes and then bolts.
* Xander pretending to make Sid yell [[Film/TheShining "Red rum! RED RUUUUUM!"]]. Followed by them having matching grins.

!!Nightmares (1x10)

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-->'''Snyder:''' I don't get it. ''(credits (''credits start to roll)'' roll'') Is it avant-garde?
* The "Oedipus Rex" ''Theatre/OedipusRex'' scene over the end--especially end, especially when Willow freezes and then bolts.
* Xander pretending to make Sid yell [[Film/TheShining "Red rum! RED RUUUUUM!"]]. Followed by them having matching grins.

!!Nightmares (1x10)
bolts.

[[AC:Nightmares (1x10)]]



* Cordelia's nightmares, getting horrifically frizzy hair and being forcibly conscripted into the chess club.
* Buffy's nightmare, while terrifying, does have a quip from the Master quoting Disney/{{Cinderella}}.
--> '''The Master:''' [[ShoutOut A dream is a wish your heart makes.]] [[RealityEnsues This is real life.]]
* Xander's nightmare is a [[MonsterClown terrifying, laughing, knife-wielding clown]] he remembers from his sixth birthday party. He, Willow and Giles run screaming..... then Xander stops, thinks about it, and [[Awesome/BuffyTheVampireSlayer knocks the clown out with one punch.]]

to:

* Cordelia's nightmares, getting horrifically frizzy hair and being forcibly conscripted into the chess club.
Chess Club.
* Buffy's nightmare, while terrifying, does have a quip from the Master quoting Disney/{{Cinderella}}.
--> '''The
''Disney/{{Cinderella}}''.
-->'''The
Master:''' [[ShoutOut A dream is a wish your heart makes.]] [[RealityEnsues This is real life.]]
* Xander's nightmare is a [[MonsterClown terrifying, laughing, knife-wielding clown]] he remembers from his sixth birthday party. He, Willow Willow, and Giles run screaming..... screaming...then Xander stops, thinks about it, and [[Awesome/BuffyTheVampireSlayer knocks the clown out with one punch.]]punch]].



!!Out of Mind, Out of Sight (1x11)

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!!Out [[AC:Out of Mind, Out of Sight (1x11)(1x11)]]



** AlysonHannigan's delivery of that last line is what really makes it hilarious.

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** AlysonHannigan's Creator/AlysonHannigan's delivery of that last line is what really makes it hilarious.



!!Prophecy Girl (1x12)
* The Master. During an earthquake, the Master gives a [[LargeHam hammish]] monologue about how it is a sign of the apocalypse. When it is done, he turns to the Anointed One, and does what any Californian would do after an earthquake:

to:

!!Prophecy [[AC:Prophecy Girl (1x12)
(1x12)]]
* The Master. During an earthquake, the Master gives a [[LargeHam hammish]] monologue about how it is a sign of the apocalypse. When it is done, he turns to the Anointed One, One and does what any Californian would do after an earthquake:



** Later in the episode when Willow tries to call him, Xander is [[BrickJoke sprawled on his bed with the phone off the hook as Patsy Cline plays in the background]].

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** Later in the episode episode, when Willow tries to call him, Xander is [[BrickJoke sprawled on his bed with the phone off the hook as Patsy Cline plays in the background]].



!!When She Was Bad (2x01)

to:

!!When [[AC:When She Was Bad (2x01)(2x01)]]



!!Some Assembly Required (2x02)

to:

!!Some [[AC:Some Assembly Required (2x02)(2x02)]]



!!School Hard (2x03)

to:

!!School [[AC:School Hard (2x03)(2x03)]]



!!Inca Mummy Girl (2x04)

to:

!!Inca [[AC:Inca Mummy Girl (2x04)(2x04)]]



!!Reptile Boy (2x05)

to:

!!Reptile [[AC:Reptile Boy (2x05)(2x05)]]



!!Halloween (2x06)

to:

!!Halloween (2x06)[[AC:Halloween (2x06)]]



!!Lie to Me (2x07)

to:

!!Lie [[AC:Lie to Me (2x07)(2x07)]]



!!The Dark Age (2x08)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Dark Age (2x08)(2x08)]]



-->'''Giles''': (''shouting over the music') Must we have this noise during your calisthenics?!

to:

-->'''Giles''': (''shouting over the music') music'') Must we have this noise during your calisthenics?!



!!What's My Line? Part 1 (2x09)

to:

!!What's [[AC:What's My Line? Part 1 (2x09)(2x09)]]



!!What's My Line? Part 2 (2x10)

to:

!!What's [[AC:What's My Line? Part 2 (2x10)(2x10)]]



!!Ted (2x11)

to:

!!Ted (2x11)[[AC:Ted (2x11)]]



!!Surprise (2x13)
* Buffy's surprise party, after being crashed by vampires-

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!!Surprise (2x13)
[[AC:Surprise (2x13)]]
* Buffy's surprise party, after being crashed by vampires-vampires:



!!Innocence (2x14)

to:

!!Innocence (2x14)[[AC:Innocence (2x14)]]



!!Phases (2x15)
* After several werewolf attacks the students are being taught self defense. After the instructor explains these are simple techniques Buffy offers an idea mostly to herself.

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!!Phases (2x15)
[[AC:Phases (2x15)]]
* After several werewolf attacks attacks, the students are being taught self defense.self-defense. After the instructor explains these are simple techniques Buffy offers an idea mostly to herself.



!!Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (2x16)

to:

!!Bewitched, [[AC:Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (2x16)(2x16)]]



!!Passion (2x17)

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!!Passion (2x17)[[AC:Passion (2x17)]]






--> '''Angelus:''' Maybe I'll bring you along next time Spike. You might be handy to have around if I ever need a really good parking space.

!!Killed by Death (2x18)

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--> '''Angelus:''' Maybe I'll bring you along next time time, Spike. You might be handy to have around if I ever need a really good parking space.

!!Killed [[AC:Killed by Death (2x18)(2x18)]]



!!I Only Have Eyes for You (2x19)

to:

!!I [[AC:I Only Have Eyes for You (2x19)(2x19)]]



!!Go Fish (2x20)

to:

!!Go [[AC:Go Fish (2x20)(2x20)]]



!!Becoming (2x21 and 22)

to:

!!Becoming [[AC:Becoming (2x21 and 22)22)]]



--> '''Angelus:''' Acathla the demon came forth to swallow the world. He was killed by a virtuous knight who pierced the demon's heart before he could draw breath to perform the act. Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. ...Unless of course they're putting up low rent housing.
* Giles' having an orb of thesula on hand, calling back to episode 17.

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--> '''Angelus:''' Acathla the demon came forth to swallow the world. He was killed by a virtuous knight who pierced the demon's heart before he could draw breath to perform the act. Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor demon would want to look. ...Unless of course they're putting up low rent low-rent housing.
* Giles' having an orb Orb of thesula Thesula on hand, calling back to episode 17.



-->'''Spike:''' (singsong) Someone wasn't wooooorthy.

to:

-->'''Spike:''' (singsong) (''singsong'') Someone wasn't wooooorthy.



'''Spike:''' (idly) Just let me kill this guy and...\\
'''Buffy:''' *clears her throat loudly*\\
'''Spike:''' (looks puzzled, then insincerely sheepish) Oh. Right.

to:

'''Spike:''' (idly) (''idly'') Just let me kill this guy and...\\
'''Buffy:''' *clears (''clears her throat loudly*\\
loudly'')\\
'''Spike:''' (looks (''looks puzzled, then insincerely sheepish) sheepish'') Oh. Right.



!!Anne (3x01)

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!!Anne (3x01)[[AC:Anne (3x01)]]



Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?\\
Oz: Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?\\
Xander: That's right, he was! [yells at Andy] Cheater! [turns back] Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having -- "Come and get it, Big Boy"?\\
Willow: Well, w-w-well, the Slayer always says a pun, or-or a witty play on words, and, I think it throws the vampires off! And, and it makes them frightened, because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time!
-->Oz: Uh, if I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

to:

Xander: '''Xander''': First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?\\
Oz: '''Oz''': Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?\\
Xander: '''Xander''': That's right, he was! [yells at Andy] Cheater! [turns back] Okay, and the, uh, second problem I'm having -- "Come and get it, Big Boy"?\\
Willow: '''Willow''': Well, w-w-well, the Slayer always says a pun, or-or a witty play on words, and, I think it throws the vampires off! And, and it makes them frightened, because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time!
-->Oz: -->'''Oz''': Uh, if I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.



!!Dead Manís Party (3x02)

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!!Dead [[AC:Dead Manís Party (3x02)(3x02)]]



!!Faith, Hope and Trick (3x03)

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!!Faith, [[AC:Faith, Hope and Trick (3x03)(3x03)]]



!!Homecoming (3x05)

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!!Homecoming (3x05)[[AC:Homecoming (3x05)]]



!!Band Candy (3x06)

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!!Band [[AC:Band Candy (3x06)(3x06)]]



!!Lovers' Walk (3x08)

to:

!!Lovers' [[AC:Lovers' Walk (3x08)(3x08)]]



!!The Wish (3x09)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Wish (3x09)(3x09)]]



!!Amends (3x10)

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!!Amends (3x10)[[AC:Amends (3x10)]]



!!Gingerbread (3x11)

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!!Gingerbread (3x11)[[AC:Gingerbread (3x11)]]
* Giles's frustration with using Internet chatrooms.
-->'''Giles''': (''working on the computer'') "Session interrupted?!" You useless, stupid FAD!



!!Helpless (3x12)

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!!Helpless (3x12)[[AC:Helpless (3x12)]]



!!The Zeppo (3x13)

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!!The [[AC:The Zeppo (3x13)(3x13)]]



!!Bad Girls (3x14)

to:

!!Bad [[AC:Bad Girls (3x14)(3x14)]]



!!Doppelgängland (3x16)

to:

!!Doppelgängland (3x16)[[AC:Doppelgängland (3x16)]]



!!Enemies (3x17)

to:

!!Enemies (3x17)[[AC:Enemies (3x17)]]



!!Earshot (3x18)

to:

!!Earshot (3x18)[[AC:Earshot (3x18)]]



!!The Prom (3x20)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Prom (3x20)(3x20)]]



* An annoyed Giles telling a hesistant Wesley to go ahead and dance with Cordelia:
-->'''Giles''': For God's sake, man, she's eighteen! And you, you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone!



!!Graduation Day (3x21 and 22)

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!!Graduation [[AC:Graduation Day (3x21 and 22)22)]]



* During the big battle, Wesley goes down with one hit and he's left on the ground asking for help.
** Later, as he's being wheeled away on a gurney:
--->'''Wesley''': Could I have something for the pain? It's actually quite a bit of pain.



!!The Freshman (4x01)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Freshman (4x01)(4x01)]]



!!Living Conditions (4x02)

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!!Living [[AC:Living Conditions (4x02)(4x02)]]



!!The Harsh Light of Day (4x03)

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!!The [[AC:The Harsh Light of Day (4x03)(4x03)]]



!!Fear Itself (4x04)

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!!Fear [[AC:Fear Itself (4x04)(4x04)]]



!!Beer Bad (4x05)

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!!Beer [[AC:Beer Bad (4x05)(4x05)]]



!!The Initiative (4x07)

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!!The [[AC:The Initiative (4x07)(4x07)]]



!!Pangs (4x08)

to:

!!Pangs (4x08)[[AC:Pangs (4x08)]]



!!Something Blue (4x09)

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!!Something [[AC:Something Blue (4x09)(4x09)]]



!!Hush (4x10)

to:

!!Hush (4x10)[[AC:Hush (4x10)]]



!!Doomed (4x11)

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!!Doomed (4x11)[[AC:Doomed (4x11)]]



!!A New Man (4x12)

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!!A [[AC:A New Man (4x12)(4x12)]]



-->'''Spike:''' Hang on. Let a fella get organised. (''takes Xander's radio'')

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-->'''Spike:''' Hang on. Let a fella get organised.organized. (''takes Xander's radio'')



-->'''Prof. Walsh:''' Agent Finn here, alone, has killed or captured-- how many is it?\\
'''Riley''': (extremely proud) Seventeen!\\

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-->'''Prof. Walsh:''' Agent Finn here, alone, has killed or captured-- captured... how many is it?\\
'''Riley''': (extremely proud) (''extremely proud'') Seventeen!\\



!!The I in Team (4x13)

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!!The [[AC:The I in Team (4x13)(4x13)]]



!!Goodbye Iowa (4x14)

to:

!!Goodbye [[AC:Goodbye Iowa (4x14)(4x14)]]



!!This Year's Girl (4x15) / Who Are You (4x16)
* Riley's in-universe ContinuityLockout: After the rest of the Scoobies have a lengthy, intensive discussion about Faith waking up and what she could be doing, he sheepishly asks "Who's Faith?"

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!!This [[AC:This Year's Girl (4x15) / Who Are You (4x16)
(4x16)]]
* Riley's in-universe InUniverse ContinuityLockout: After the rest of the Scoobies have a lengthy, intensive discussion about Faith waking up and what she could be doing, he sheepishly asks "Who's Faith?"



'''Spike:''' Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch as she kills you. (Sees their looks of surprise and irritation.) Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I ''hate'' you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening would be dull.\\

to:

'''Spike:''' Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch as she kills you. (Sees (''sees their looks of surprise and irritation.) irritation'') Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I ''hate'' you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening would be dull.\\



* Faith, as Buffy, outguesses Spike.

to:

* Faith, as Buffy, outguesses out-guesses Spike.



!!Superstar (4x17)

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!!Superstar (4x17)[[AC:Superstar (4x17)]]



!!Where the Wild Things Are (4x18)

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!!Where [[AC:Where the Wild Things Are (4x18)(4x18)]]



-->'''Spike''': (''stepping up, speaking in a serious tone'') I am. I know I'm not the first choice for heroics, and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once, and I don't fancy a single one of you at all, but...actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]]'') I wonder if Asian House is open.

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-->'''Spike''': (''stepping up, up and speaking in a serious tone'') I am. I know I'm not the first choice for heroics, and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once, and I don't fancy a single one of you at all, but...actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]]'') I wonder if Asian House is open.



!!New Moon Rising (4x19)

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!!New [[AC:New Moon Rising (4x19)(4x19)]]



!!The Yoko Factor (4x20)

to:

!!The [[AC:The Yoko Factor (4x20)(4x20)]]



!!Primeval (4x21)

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!!Primeval (4x21)[[AC:Primeval (4x21)]]



!!Restless (4x22)
* Xander's dream sequence where he's [[Film/ApocalypseNow Benjamin L. Willard and Snyder is Colonel Kurtz]]. Made it into the series because Armin Shimmerman does a fantastic Brando impression.

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!!Restless (4x22)
[[AC:Restless (4x22)]]
* Xander's dream sequence where he's [[Film/ApocalypseNow Benjamin L. Willard and Snyder is Colonel Kurtz]]. Made it into the series because Armin Shimmerman does a fantastic Brando Creator/MarlonBrando impression.



!!Buffy vs. Dracula (5x01)

to:

!!Buffy [[AC:Buffy vs. Dracula (5x01)(5x01)]]



!!Real Me (5x02)

to:

!!Real [[AC:Real Me (5x02)(5x02)]]



!!The Replacement (5x03)

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!!The [[AC:The Replacement (5x03)(5x03)]]



!!Out of My Mind (5x04)

to:

!!Out [[AC:Out of My Mind (5x04)(5x04)]]



!!No Place Like Home (5x05)

to:

!!No [[AC:No Place Like Home (5x05)(5x05)]]



!!Family (5x06)

to:

!!Family (5x06)[[AC:Family (5x06)]]



!!Fool for Love (5x07)

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!!Fool [[AC:Fool for Love (5x07)(5x07)]]



!!Shadow (5x08)

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!!Shadow (5x08)[[AC:Shadow (5x08)]]



!!Listening to Fear (5x09)

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!!Listening [[AC:Listening to Fear (5x09)(5x09)]]



!!Into the Woods (5x10)

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!!Into [[AC:Into the Woods (5x10)(5x10)]]



!!Triangle (5x11)

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!!Triangle (5x11)[[AC:Triangle (5x11)]]



!!Checkpoint (5x12)

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!!Checkpoint (5x12)[[AC:Checkpoint (5x12)]]



!!Blood Ties (5x13)

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!!Blood [[AC:Blood Ties (5x13)(5x13)]]



!!Crush (5x14)

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!!Crush (5x14)[[AC:Crush (5x14)]]



!!I Was Made to Love You (5x15)

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!!I [[AC:I Was Made to Love You (5x15)(5x15)]]



!!The Body (5x16)

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!!The [[AC:The Body (5x16)(5x16)]]



!!Intervention (5x18)

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!!Intervention (5x18)[[AC:Intervention (5x18)]]



!!Tough Love (5x19)

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!!Tough [[AC:Tough Love (5x19)(5x19)]]



!!Spiral (5x20)

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!!Spiral (5x20)[[AC:Spiral (5x20)]]



!!The Weight of the World (5x21)

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!!The [[AC:The Weight of the World (5x21)(5x21)]]



!!The Gift (5x22)
* After Buffy tells everyone present that she loves them:

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!!The [[AC:The Gift (5x22)
(5x22)]]
* After [[PlatonicDeclarationOfLove Buffy tells everyone present that she loves them: them]]:



!!Bargaining (6x01/02)

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!!Bargaining (6x01/02)[[AC:Bargaining (6x01/02)]]



!!Life Serial (6x05)

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!!Life [[AC:Life Serial (6x05)(6x05)]]



!!All the Way (6x06)

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!!All [[AC:All the Way (6x06)(6x06)]]



--> '''Anya:''' (Dressed up in a ''Series/CharliesAngels'' costume for Halloween) Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.

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--> '''Anya:''' (Dressed (''dressed up in a ''Series/CharliesAngels'' costume for Halloween) Halloween'') Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.



!!Once More, with Feeling (6x07)

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!!Once [[AC:Once More, with Feeling (6x07)(6x07)]]



Don't be such a stupid git--
When I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.

!!Tabula Rasa (6x08)

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-->'''Spike''': Don't be such a stupid git--
-->'''Giles''': When I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.

!!Tabula [[AC:Tabula Rasa (6x08)(6x08)]]



!!Smashed (6x09)

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!!Smashed (6x09)[[AC:Smashed (6x09)]]



!!Wrecked (6x10)

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!!Wrecked (6x10)[[AC:Wrecked (6x10)]]



!!Gone (6x11)

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!!Gone (6x11)[[AC:Gone (6x11)]]



!!Doublemeat Palace (6x12)

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!!Doublemeat [[AC:Doublemeat Palace (6x12)(6x12)]]



!!Dead Things (6x13)

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!!Dead [[AC:Dead Things (6x13)(6x13)]]



!!Older and Far Away (6x14)

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!!Older [[AC:Older and Far Away (6x14)(6x14)]]



!!As You Were (6x15)

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!!As [[AC:As You Were (6x15)(6x15)]]



!!Normal Again (6x17)
-->'''Willow''': "Hello, Tara. Would you like to go out with me for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?"

!!Entropy (6x18)
* Meta Example: During the scene where Tara and Willow [[spoiler: get back together]], Amber Benson ''accidentally'' used tongue on Alyson Hannigan.

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!!Normal [[AC:Normal Again (6x17)
(6x17)]]
-->'''Willow''': "Hello, Hello, Tara. Would you like to go out with me for coffee, food, kisses kisses, and gay love?"

!!Entropy (6x18)
love?

[[AC:Entropy (6x18)]]
* Meta Example: {{Meta}} example: During the scene where Tara and Willow [[spoiler: get [[spoiler:get back together]], Amber Benson Creator/AmberBenson ''accidentally'' used tongue on Alyson Hannigan.Creator/AlysonHannigan.



!!Grave (6x22)
* Buffy's attempts in "Grave" to fill Giles in on everything that's happened since he left. Anya's a vengeance demon again, Dawn's been stealing, they're running out of money... "[[spoiler:And I've been sleeping with Spike.]]" Giles stares at her solemnly for a long moment, then ''cracks up.''

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!!Grave (6x22)
[[AC:Grave (6x22)]]
* Buffy's attempts in "Grave" to fill Giles in on everything that's happened since he left. Anya's a vengeance demon again, Dawn's been stealing, they're running out of money... "[[spoiler:And I've been sleeping with Spike.]]" Giles stares at her solemnly for a long moment, then ''cracks up.''up''.



!!Lessons (7x01)

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!!Lessons (7x01)[[AC:Lessons (7x01)]]



!!Beneath You (7x02)
* A woman asks the Scoobies if there's anyone among them who hasn't had sex with each other. Cue glances from Xander and Spike.
** The combinations get even smaller as of S8. Xander and Dawn are together now, Angel S5 mentioned that Angelus and Spike did it once and Buffy had a one night stand with another Slayer.

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!!Beneath
[[AC:Beneath
You (7x02)
(7x02)]]
* A woman Nancy asks the Scoobies if there's anyone among them who hasn't had sex with each other. Cue glances from Xander and Spike.
** The combinations get even smaller as of S8. Xander and Dawn are together now, Angel ''Angel'' S5 mentioned that Angelus and Spike did it once once, and Buffy had a one night one-night stand with another Slayer.



!!Same Time, Same Place (7x03)
* Paralyzed Dawn is a goldmine of comedy, especially considering how increasingly muffled Dawn's lines become as her face gets more and more frozen.

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!!Same [[AC:Same Time, Same Place (7x03)
(7x03)]]
* Paralyzed Dawn Paralyzed!Dawn is a goldmine of comedy, especially considering how increasingly muffled Dawn's lines become as her face gets more and more frozen.



!!Help (7x04)
* On Buffy's first day as a high school counselor, Dawn shows up to complain about her control freak sister who keeps stealing all her clothes.

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!!Help (7x04)
[[AC:Help (7x04)]]
* On Buffy's first day as a high school counselor, Dawn shows up to complain about her control freak {{control freak}} sister who keeps stealing all her clothes.



!!Selfless (7x05)
* D'Hoffryn, upon seeing the Anya's murdered frat boys in season 7's "Selfless": "Oh, Breathtaking! It's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue."

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!!Selfless (7x05)
[[AC:Selfless (7x05)]]
* D'Hoffryn, upon seeing the Anya's murdered frat boys in season 7's "Selfless": "Oh, Breathtaking! breathtaking! It's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue."



!!Him (7x06)

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!!Him (7x06)[[AC:Him (7x06)]]



!!Conversations with Dead People (7x07)

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!!Conversations [[AC:Conversations with Dead People (7x07)(7x07)]]



!!Never Leave Me (7x09)

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!!Never [[AC:Never Leave Me (7x09)(7x09)]]



!!Bring on the Night (7x10)

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!!Bring [[AC:Bring on the Night (7x10)(7x10)]]



!!Potential (7x12)

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!!Potential (7x12)[[AC:Potential (7x12)]]



!!The Killer in Me (7x13)

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!!The [[AC:The Killer in Me (7x13)(7x13)]]



--> ''(Anya, Xander, Dawn and Andrew tackle Giles)''\\

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--> ''(Anya, Xander, Dawn Dawn, and Andrew tackle Giles)''\\



'''Giles:''' Good, we all feel each other. ''(Looks at Andrew)'' Including some of us who don't each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you.

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'''Giles:''' Good, we all feel each other. ''(Looks (''looks at Andrew)'' Andrew'') Including some of us who don't each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you.



!!First Date (7x14)

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!!First [[AC:First Date (7x14)(7x14)]]



!!Storyteller (7x16)

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!!Storyteller (7x16)[[AC:Storyteller (7x16)]]



!!Lies My Parents Told Me (7x17)
* Giles' dismay over the modern Sunnydale High School Library.

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!!Lies [[AC:Lies My Parents Told Me (7x17)
(7x17)]]
* Giles' Giles's dismay over the modern modernized Sunnydale High School Library.



!!Dirty Girls (7x18)

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!!Dirty [[AC:Dirty Girls (7x18)(7x18)]]



!!Empty Places (7x19)

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!!Empty [[AC:Empty Places (7x19)(7x19)]]



!!Touched (7x20)

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!!Touched (7x20)[[AC:Touched (7x20)]]



!!Chosen (7x22)

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!!Chosen (7x22)[[AC:Chosen (7x22)]]






* Issue five has Willow fly a preist to the top of a skyscraper to bless it in order to turn the giant spire into a giant stake for a vamparic Old One.

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* Issue five has Willow fly a preist priest to the top of a skyscraper to bless it in order to turn the giant spire into a giant stake for a vamparic Old One.
13th Nov '16 4:25:30 AM CumbersomeTercel
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* Buffy's reaction to the demon's real face after kicking him in the face and tearing away his skin:
-->"Ewww!"
7th Nov '16 4:07:40 PM CumbersomeTercel
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-->Giles:"This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...Cult?
-->Buffy:(wearing a cheerleader outfit) "You don't like the color?"

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-->Giles:"This -->'''Giles''':"This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...Cult?
-->Buffy:(wearing -->'''Buffy''':(wearing a cheerleader outfit) "You don't like the color?"



-->'''Buffy:''' okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm.

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-->'''Buffy:''' okay, Okay, at this point, you're abusing sarcasm.
7th Nov '16 4:06:02 PM CumbersomeTercel
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* The opening scene:
-->Giles:"This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this...Cult?
-->Buffy:(wearing a cheerleader outfit) "You don't like the color?"
5th Nov '16 4:38:11 AM DrImpossible
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* Xander's nightmare is a [[MonsterClown terrifying laughing clown]] he remembers from his sixth birthday party (now plus knife). He, Willow and Giles run screaming..... then Xander stops, thinks about it, and [[Awesome/BuffyTheVampireSlayer knocks the clown out with one punch.]]

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* Xander's nightmare is a [[MonsterClown terrifying laughing terrifying, laughing, knife-wielding clown]] he remembers from his sixth birthday party (now plus knife).party. He, Willow and Giles run screaming..... then Xander stops, thinks about it, and [[Awesome/BuffyTheVampireSlayer knocks the clown out with one punch.]]
29th Oct '16 9:35:03 AM Morgenthaler
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* Buffy jumps a chain link fence and lands on her feet like a {{Badass}}. Xander jumps a chain link fence and... lands on his face. It's the simple things in life.

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* Buffy jumps a chain link fence and lands on her feet like a {{Badass}}.badass. Xander jumps a chain link fence and... lands on his face. It's the simple things in life.



* Pre-{{Badass}} Wesley's introduction:

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* Pre-{{Badass}} Pre-badass Wesley's introduction:
27th Oct '16 4:52:30 AM fearlessnikki
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* Anya revealing to Xander that she and Willow have solved their differences because they both love him. She then adds that Willow doesn't love him in ''that'' way since "you know, she's gay" - to which Willow pulls the best face.




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* And when Buffy and Giles arrive, everyone starts hugging. Anya gives Giles a massive glomp, which he clearly wasn't expecting.
12th Oct '16 7:37:31 PM erforce
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** Same comic, Dawn scoffs at the idea of willing things to happen, thinking if it was that easy she would be ''Comics/BlackWidow.'' This leads to the revelation she and Xander dress up in things like ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' for sex, much to Buffy's horror.

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** Same comic, Dawn scoffs at the idea of willing things to happen, thinking if it was that easy she would be ''Comics/BlackWidow.'' This leads to the revelation she and Xander dress up in things like ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' for sex, much to Buffy's horror.
10th Oct '16 6:26:40 AM Origamidragons
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* Lest we forget this gem while Giles and Buffy are training:
-->'''Buffy:''' I'm worried this is going to turn into a training montage from an 80s movie.
-->'''Giles:''' Well, if we hear any inspirational power chords, we'll just lie on the ground until they go away.
2nd Oct '16 5:26:43 PM tsstevens
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* Giles reads out a list of Angel's past atrocities, and the fragment we hear is blackly hilarious:
-->"Look, here's another. Here. Erm, 'Valentine's Day', yes, erm... 'Angel nails a puppy to the--'"

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* Buffy demands to know just how bad Angelus was, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor and Giles reads out a list of Angel's his past atrocities, and the atrocities.]] The fragment we hear is blackly hilarious:
-->"Look, -->'''Giles:''' "Look, here's another. Here. Erm, 'Valentine's Day', yes, erm... 'Angel nails a puppy to the--'"the--'"
-->'''Buffy:''' [[{{Squick}}"Skip it. I don't have a puppy. I don't want to know. Skip it.]]
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