History Funny / BravelyDefault

--->'''Ominas:''' How am I supposed to fight with, let alone lead you lot!?

-->'''Agnès:''' That path [Norende Ravine] was... [[LameExcuse very twisty]]. I'm sure it's a maze even to the locals.
-->'''Tiz (from Norende):''' Ha ha ha... [[EpicFail Not really]].

---> '''Agnes''': Unacceptable. Also, I'm repulsed beyond words.
** His meeting with Edea is hilarious in the manga. In the game, you have to run through the entire dungeon to get to her from the back door. In the manga, Ringabel is so entranced by her voice that he runs right into the base and ''knocks down a solid brick wall'' just to get to her.

---> ''Succubus: Flying through the air on black wings, this alluring little demon uses Entice to make victims do as she says, [[TooKinkyToTorture which is not always bad if you like that sort of thing.]]''\\

---> '''Ringabel''': Tiz, please. You're getting bumpkin all over my feral bikini woman fantasy.

--> '''Edea''': Ugh, lovely. It's a geriatric Ringabel.

** And then during the moment mentioned below, finding an outfit to help Agnès stand out at the Flower Festival, you realise ''he's'' the guy you need to go to for help. The guy's a tailor ''and'' a massive pervert, he's perfect for the job! The outfit he wants Agnès to go in? All you hear of it is her saying [[{{Stripperiffic}} "Are you sure this is clothing?"]] And then we have Ringabel's utter dismay when she decides against it...
--> '''Agnes''': The fabric... There isn't any!
** He gets a funny moment in the ending, where he lingers a bit too long in his hug with Agnès to the point where [[spoiler:Lord [=DeRosso=]]] calls him out on it.
--> [[spoiler:'''[=DeRosso=]''']]: She may not welcome such affection. And Tiz is glaring daggers at you.

--> '''Edea''': Planning on letting go any time soon?
--> '''Yulyana''': What harm in just a little bit longer? This is my last chance.
--> '''Edea''': What harm? Just ask Agnès. And you should see the look on Tiz's face.

--> '''Yulyana''': I rather like this arrangement. It'll give us some playtime alone, eh Mephillia?\\

* '''''WE'RE GOING SEXY!''''' [[note]] When the team talks to a male NPC in Florem in their quest to get Agnès to stand out in the flower festival, the NPC remarks that he doesn't care for trends and that he prefers sexy. Cue Ringabel deciding to take the Fanservice route and say this line in the most hilarious, over-the-top delivery in the chapter. [[http://jade-of-impala.tumblr.com/post/76756594741 Listen for yourself.]][[/note]]
** Agnès' immediate reaction? A gasp of shock.
* "I'll also mention that my journal states: 'Agnés wore sexy clothes! It was awesome!'" Once again, the delivery of the line is what seals it.
** While some could call the entire arc filler, the tale of the Bravo Bikini and how it had the power to make everyone hate the Sage, coupled with how Edea and Ringabel go about the whole quest to 'sexify' Agnés, is WELL worth it.
*** The way the Sage and Ringabell talk about it, the Bravo Bikini is a DangerousForbiddenTechnique. The former talks about "loosening the seal" while the latter remarks on its "Terrible power".

--> '''Ringabel:''' At times one must suffer to be fashionaaabluh.
** Edea also took Ringabel out on a shopping spree and had him carry all the bags, to which he utters "My poor, numb arms...". When Agnès chastises Edea for her careless spending, she tells her not to worry as she has backup- ''Tiz's wallet''.
** Quoth Agnès: "What makes a garment sexy, precisely?"
*** And later:
---> '''Agnès''': I blame myself for underestimating the beast that is sex appeal.

---> '''Barras:''' There are only two tactics a real warrior needs! [[AttackAttackAttack Frontal assault]] and [[GeneralRipper DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT]]!

---> '''Khint:''' Our agreement ends here. This is what your money buys.\\

---> '''Profiteur:''' Kill zem all, '''''AND I'LL THROW IN A BONUS!'''''

** The murder-mystery plot in Chapter 5. The party, especially Ringabel, takes advantage of [[spoiler:having gone through the same event before]], and ham it up while flushing [[spoiler: Kikyo]] out.

* When the group reaches Eternia, Agnès comments that she's never seen snow before. Ringabel promptly goes on to tease her about it and tell her that sometimes fish can fall from the sky, [[{{Adorkable}} which she completely buys]].

* This is both this and a TearJerker [[spoiler: since it's about his lost memories]], but in several party chats, Ringabel falls asleep and dreams about ''game mechanics''.
* To enter the Lontano Villa, the party decide that [[DefectorFromDecadence Edea]] will pretend to have captured the vestal, Agnès, to sneak in. Cue this discussion:
-->''[Edea and Agnès approach the guard]''\\

''[Agnès looks at Edea, seething with rage]''\\

''[Agnès sighs]''

** This is especially humorous if Agnès is a BlackMage, which she can only be if she somehow acquired the job's asterisk from Crowe. [[FailedASpotCheck The guard fails to realize that this would mean she'd killed him, and that Edea was A-OK with letting her keep the asterisk]].

* Agnès and Tiz head out alone to talk to the sage [[spoiler: at Ringabel's request to have Agnès learn the truth about Airy]]. After they come out, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Edea and Airy]] [[ShipTease get the wrong idea about what went on in the cave]], Agnès is embarrassed, and Tiz and Ringabel just roll with it.
** Also worth mentioning, when Agnès and Tiz reach the sage, Tiz begins with the very important and serious conversation with "[[ThatCameOutWrong I wanted to be alone with you.]]" Agnes immediately gets flustered while [[ShipperOnDeck the sage pushes Tiz to let out his true feelings.]]

** It gets better: [[spoiler:starting with Chapter 6, Karl starts charging for ''his'' inn, and charges a good 30pg above everyone else. Time to stop complaining and pay for Datz's inn? NOPE; the player would rather go to Yulyana Needleworks and "[hopes] the sage won't do anything fishy to Agnès or Edea while we're here".]]
* In one Party Chat, Tiz tries to convince Edea and Agnés to become spell fencers, by pointing out all of the benefits of the job. Why? Because [[HandsomeLech Ringabel]] put him up to it so the girls would wear [[{{Fanservice}} the skimpy outfits]]. It fails.
--> '''Tiz''': So what do I say now?\\

-->'''Jackal:''' Woah! How'd you do that?! That was amazing, [[TheNicknamer frills]]!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Jackal:''' Hel-looooo!

-->'''Jackal:''' "Apologies?" That's the best you can do?
-->'''Profiteur (to himself):''' ([[HypocriticalHumor Ze brat is merciless!]] [[HypocrisyNod ...Not zat I've much room to be casting ze stones.)]]

-->'''Medic!Konoe:''' [[MotorMouth Saveoneenormouslyfatuselessslug...]]

--> '''Alternis''': It’s actually quite simple. He wants us to—\\

** Then there’s [[ThatOneBoss everyone’s favorite group]], Mega Magic. And they’re lead by Ominas. Made even funnier that he’s the only one who objects to this while the others don’t care.
-->'''Ominas:''' How am I supposed to fight with, let alone lead you lot!?
*** And then Qada says the only problem they’d have is if they lost their mp… [[NotPlayingFairWithResources Which the enemy never does.]]
** The fifth group is the aptly named "Ailment Hell". They’re lead by Victora, and aside from Victoria being ''slightly'' uncertain about commanding Lester, nobody has a problem… ''until'' they go over their course of action.
-->'''Khint''': Obliterate the enemy’s hopes of victory in a merciless hail of status ailment attacks?\\

'''Victoria''': Use my dark rituals to cull their lives before they’ve the chance to fret over their health? Make that vestal and her minions taste rapture brimming with despair?\\

*** Even better, after he says they’re all worse than him, he sees this strategy as a punishment by Braev for never listening.
--> '''[=DeRosso=]''': Challenge accepted, templar.

-->'''Artemia:''' Yes, Artemia beast! Beast crush enemy! Rawr!
** The real kicker is that every team Braev has put together is likely teams the player has put together over the course of the game (with a couple of [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard cheating bastards]] thrown in). It’s basically the computer saying “We’ve been watching how you play, so we’re gonna [[ArtificialBrilliance take what you’ve been using and]] [[UpToEleven cheat as much as we can!]]

--> '''[=DeRosso=]:''' This castle may be dreary, but it is still my home. I would prefer it remain standing.\\

--> '''Tiz''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Strawberry whipped cream custard with sweet bean filled wafers.]]

-->'''Tiz''': Here's my ace in the hole!
-->'''Tiz''': Now my ace is...out of the hole!
-->'''Tiz''': Now...uh...''[[LameComeback you're going in the hole!]]''

-->'''Tiz''': This one's for Ringabel!
-->'''Tiz''': THIS one's for Edea!
-->'''Tiz''': This one's for AGNÉS!
-->'''Tiz''': And THIS ONE's... FOR FRIEND BOT!!!!!!!!
** Agnès, on the other hand, tries to use her "[[{{Catchphrase}} Unacceptable!]]" as an intimidation[[note]]This ''does actually happen'' in-story; see Awesome for details[[/note]]... and doesn't quite succeed.
-->'''Agnès''': Unacceptable!
-->'''Agnès''': Absolutely, totally, completely unacceptable!
-->'''Agnès''': [[BodyguardCrush Unless Tiz says so, then it's acceptable]].

-->[[spoiler: '''Airy:''' [[EvilGloating You've all been deceived! By yours truly, no less! I had you going the entire time!]]]]

** More highlights during the part involving the coup include [[spoiler:Qada's inability to choose between being [[PoisonAndCureGambit the miracle man who cured a horrible illness]] or [[CardCarryingVillain the diabolical mastermind who developed a horrible poison]], and Profiteur's reaction to learning that [=DeRosa=] keeps a diary ''that makes no attempt to hide his crimes''. The whole thing is just plain hilarious.]]

** "It says here in my journal: 'Agnés wore sexy clothes! It was awesome!'" Once again, the delivery of the line is what seals it.

** The fourth group is the aptly named "Ailment Hell". They’re lead by Victora, and aside from Victoria being ''slightly'' uncertain about commanding Lester, nobody has a problem… ''until'' they go over their course of action.

-->'''Jackal:''' Woah! That was amazing! How'd you do that, [[TheNicknamer frills]]?

---> '''Barras:''' There are only two tactics a real warrior! [[AttackAttackAttack Frontal assault]] and [[GeneralRipper DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT]]!

'''Jackal:''' I met this girl who sang, "I gave him my digits, just to watch him fidget!"\\

---> '''Barras:''' There's only two tactics a warrior needs to know! [[AttackAttackAttack Frontal assault]] and [[GeneralRipper DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT]]!

** An encounter with Einheria, Holly and Khint comes about because [[spoiler: Einheria sent Edea a message, wanting the party to deal with a plot against the Duchy by [=DeRosa=], Qada and Profituer. Except that she had Artemia deliver the message by arrow. Aimed at Edea's head.]]
** [[spoiler: When you track down the trio planning their coup attempt, you get a cutscene which ends when DeRosa notices there's someone nearby. Except that the party hasn't overheard a thing. Tiz can only protest in shock as the three Asterisk bearers set upon the party for no apparent reason...]]

** An encounter with Einheria, Holly and Khint comes about because [[spoiler: Einheria sent Edea a message, wanting the party to deal with a plot against the Duchy by DeRosa, Qada and Profituer. Except that she had Artemia deliver the message by arrow. Aimed at Edea's head.]]

* The fight against [=DeRosso=] in Chapter 8. It seems like it'd simply be just him like usual, as the cutscene beforehand was unaltered unlike the previous time which preceded the fight with Victor coming in to help. When the FightWoosh ends you see Yulyana floating next to DeRosso, apparently having just teleported in to the fight because he wanted to join in on the fun.
--> '''DeRosso:''' This castle may be dreary, but it is still my home. I would prefer it remain standing.\\

* When the Bloodrose Legion decides to take you on together, Artemia spends the entire time before and after the fight insulting [=DeRosa=]. With how much of a {{JerkAss}} the guy has been, this just comes off as hilarious. Even more so when they start to fight you: during the other fights when you battle one of the divisions of the Eternian army, the leader or at least the person who holds the most influence in the area gives a call to battle, such as Profiteur or Heinkel. With the Bloodrose, Artemia tells ''Einheria'' to yell out a battle cry. Einheria protests and looks at Fiore...who then sighs and tells her she can do so, as long as it sounds impressive. Even ''he'' knows who the real leader of the Bloodrose Legion is. Einheria even has to take a moment to clear her throat and think of what to say.

** Also worth mentioning, when Agnès and Tiz reach the sage, Tiz begins with the very important and serious conversation with "[[ThatCameOutWrong I wanted to be alone with you.]]" Agnes immediately gets flustered while [[ShipperonDeck the sage pushes Tiz to let out his true feelings.]]

** For instance, when talking about the latest trends, Edea says [[{{ItsPronouncedTroPAY}} "Fashionaaabluh"]] instead of "fashionable", and keeps correcting everyone when they say the latter.

** Agnes's reaction to Ringabel's poetic ode to Edea (whom he hasn't met yet), and subsequent request to join her and Tiz:
---> ''Agnes: Unacceptable. Also, I'm repulsed beyond words.

* There is a bit of an odd humor in the BigBad turning out to be snarky and impatient when the party finally talks to him. His thoughts seem to go along the lines of "I give you the benefit of being willing to explain my motives and actions, and you ask such stupid questions, some of which I've already answered? Stop wasting my time."
** He shares being funny despite being one of the most evil characters in the game with his [[TheDragon Dragon]], who is such a gleeful, hammy CardCarryingVillain at times it eventually swings around to hilarity.
-->[[spoiler: Airy: [[EvilGloating You've all been deceived! By yours truly, no less! I had you going the entire time!]]]]

** He shares being funny despite being one of the most evil characters in the game with his [[TheDragon Dragon]], who is such a gleeful CardCarryingVillain it eventually swings around to hilarity. Take this bit of EvilGloating when they reveal themselves:
-->[[spoiler: Airy: You've all been deceived! By yours truly, no less! I had you going the entire time!]]

---> '''Agnès''': It appears that I have underestimated the beast that is sex appeal.

--> '''Edea''': He's like a geriatric Ringabel.

* Yulyana is equally as funny as Ringabel, but during Chapter 8 at the [[spoiler:Eternian HQ, Mephillia, Yulyana, Qada, and Crowe team up which results in a hilarious moment with Yulyana and Mephilia.]]

'''Mephillia''': Back you old lech! Or would you like me to sic Einheria on you!?\\

* There is a bit of an odd humor in the BigBad turning out to be snarky and impatient when the party finally talks to him. His thoughts seem to go along the lines of "I give you the benefit of being willing to explain my motives and actions, and you ask such stupid questions, some of which I've already answered? Stop wasting my time."

* In a more meta example, someone on Miiverse voiced their displeasure with one of the game's examples of NoHeroDiscount [[https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAABnUYnlPl2cZg in the most twisted way possible]] (Warning, spoilers for Chapters 3 and 4). For those who don't have a Miiverse account: [[spoiler:in response to Datz charging the player to use the inn, even though the player owns that inn, the poster threatens to throw Datz into a volcano; drop him into Miasma Woods (while lamenting it's not as dangerous as it use to be); leave him in a frozen wasteland said to be a good vacation spot, even though everyone who said that is dead; taking Datz bungee jumping into the chasm, without a bungee cord; stranding him in the middle of the ocean because the player couldn't find an island; and finally, just sleeping in Caldisla's Inn because the player was in a good mood...for now.]]

* In Chapter 7, Ominas Crowe threatens to summon the mighty Bahamut to eliminate your party! [[spoiler:...And it turns out that's just what he named his pet D'gon, whose strongest attack is called ''Pico'' Flare[[note]]Pico- is a SI prefix denoting one trillion''th'', in contrast to mega- indicating a factor of one million[[/note]].]]