History Funny / Bordertown

25th May '16 9:08:03 AM Diamondwheels35
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* When Bryce is flown in the sky he flies into a cloud and then '''HE''' shatters like glass.

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* When Bryce is flown in the sky he flies into a cloud and then '''HE''' ''HE'' shatters like glass.
* The fact that in Mexico, the judges are all actual chickens.




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* In one shot of the house, you can see Sanford passed out in the back.



* Ernestos son riffing on ''HowIMetYourMother'' when Ernesto talks about how he met Maria.
--> Wow, it didnt take you 9 seasons to tell a story, or a [[NeilPatrickHarris gay guy playing a ladies man]]

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* Ernestos son son, Luiz riffing on ''HowIMetYourMother'' when Ernesto talks about how he met Maria.
--> '''Luiz''': Wow, it didnt take you 9 seasons to tell a story, or a [[NeilPatrickHarris gay guy playing a ladies man]]
22nd May '16 9:25:12 PM SilentStranger
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* The news anchor talking about the downed plane Bud found.
--> '''News Anchor''': When reached for comment, Buckwald tried to order a pizza.



--> '''Bud''': Party's over for you, ReadingRainbow!

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--> '''Bud''': Party's over for you, ReadingRainbow!ReadingRainbow!

[[AC:El Coyote]]
* The CouchGag where Coyote slips Bud a drugged hamburger and he passes out.
--> '''Bud''': *while dreaming* A golden retriver cant play basketball!
--> '''Immigrant''': Is he dreaming he's in ''AirBud''?
--> '''Coyote''': He thinks he's the rival coach.
* When Agent Ericsson is yelling at Bud and the other border agents for their poor job performance, he points out a patrol truck just driving around a circle without a driver.
--> '''Bud''': Yeah, I have a mileage counter for my truck so I just put a rock on the gas pedal and those idiots in Washington dont know the difference. Good thing this is just a dream.
* Buds brilliant plan for catching El Coyote? A cardboard box held up with a stick with a taco as bait. Then the taco is stolen by a hawk. The best part? It actually WORKS, if only because Barracuda's men throw Coyote right into the box.
* Barracuda tries to get his status as U.S Nr 1 Most Wanted by cannibalizing DanielRatcliffe.
* Ernesto talking about the town he came from.
--> '''Papi''': Mexico sounds like a wonderful place, why did we even leave? Oh thats right, ''EVERYTHING!''
* Ernestos first word.
--> '''Baby!Ernesto''': Hola, mami!
* Ernestos son riffing on ''HowIMetYourMother'' when Ernesto talks about how he met Maria.
--> Wow, it didnt take you 9 seasons to tell a story, or a [[NeilPatrickHarris gay guy playing a ladies man]]
* Bud asking Sanford if he wants to go do something, only to see hanging from a tree with his head in a beehive.
--> '''Bud''': Oh, sorry to disturb you while you're doing science.
* The news mentioning that Bud had a brief stint playing Willie Lomen in a high school production of ''Death Of a Salesman'' where he spent the whole play facing the wrong way.
21st May '16 7:19:44 AM ParkedCarAnne
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* Becky discovering that the Buckwald's house was built on top of ''TheClevelandShow'''s old set.

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* Becky falling through the floor of her room and discovering that the Buckwald's Buckwald house was built on top of ''TheClevelandShow'''s old set.



--> '''Peter''': *drives up the Buckwald's house* Whoops, wrong show! *drives away*

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--> '''Peter''': *drives up the Buckwald's Buckwald house* Whoops, wrong show! *drives away*



--> *Bud looks through a telescope and sees Alice Cramden with a black guy in orbit around the moon*
* When Gert begs her father for an American Doll for her birthday, Janice tells her they cant afford it, they cant even afford the ransom for her brother Eddy.
--> '''Janice''': *opens a letter with a severed ear in it* Ohh, this is bigger than the last one! He's growing!

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--> *Bud looks through a telescope and sees Alice Cramden with a black guy eye and a missing tooth in orbit around the moon*
* When Gert begs her father for an American Doll for her birthday, Janice tells her they cant can't afford it, it and they cant can't even afford the ransom for her brother Eddy.
--> '''Janice''': *opens a letter with a severed ear in it* Ohh, this he's growing. This is bigger than the last one! He's growing!one!
21st May '16 7:14:41 AM ParkedCarAnne
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* The CouchGag where El Coyote puts a painting of the surrounding countryside in front of Bud's station so he cant see the illegals sneaking past.

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* The CouchGag where El Coyote puts a painting of the surrounding countryside in front of Bud's station so he cant can't see the illegals sneaking past.




* The mayor of Mexafornia is serving prison time for vehicular manslaughter and can only attend his duties in a prison uniform while watched by guards. At one point he tries to celebrate passing the border wall law by lighting a crack pipe, and the guards stop him.

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\n* The mayor of Mexafornia Mexafornia, Mayor Paulson, is serving prison time for vehicular manslaughter and can only attend his duties in a prison uniform while watched by guards. At one point he tries to celebrate passing the border wall law by lighting a crack pipe, and the guards stop him.



* Pope Francis appearing at the end and getting all the mexican church attendants to go back to the catholic church by hitting them with his shoe.

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* Pope Francis appearing at the end and getting all the mexican Mexican church attendants to go back to the catholic Catholic church by hitting them with his shoe.



--> '''Fantastic''': Ingenious idea, a house only for defecating so the smell doesnt bother you in your regular house!
--> '''Bud''': This is our regular house

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--> '''Fantastic''': Ingenious idea, a house only for defecating so the smell doesnt doesn't bother you in your regular house!
--> '''Bud''': This is ''is'' our regular house



* The reason Bud's team wins at the end? Drug lord Barracuda shows up and has his goons break the legs of all the opposing players, leading to a win by forfeit.
* When Pablo Barracuda sends a death threat to the news (using one of his rivals as a puppet), the anchorman jumps out the back window and suddenly realizes that the backdrop was fake.

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* The reason Bud's team wins at the end? Drug lord Lord Barracuda shows up and has his goons break the legs of all the opposing players, leading to a win by forfeit.
* When Pablo Barracuda sends a death threat to the news (using one of his rivals as a puppet), puppet--literally), the anchorman jumps out the back window and suddenly realizes that the backdrop was is fake.



* When J.C. Tells Becky that they ran out of heroine, she yells "BECKY MAD!" and chucks J.C. through a wall.

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* When J.C. Tells tells Becky that they ran out of heroine, heroin, she yells "BECKY MAD!" and chucks J.C. through a wall.




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* The producer of ''La Fiesta Noche Show'' fighting with LorneMichaels over having a crappy variety show that's been on the air for nearly 40 years.



* Bud chasing El Coyote through ether and [[spoiler:the reveal that El Coyote is actually Bud's neighbor Ernesto]].
* Pablo Barracuda's beheadsman throwing a tantrum in the American Doll store, which [[HypocriticalHumor Pablo remarking that]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards the store was corrupt]].

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* Bud chasing El Coyote through ether (in an homage to a classic BugsBunny cartoon that had Bugs being chased by a mad scientist and the two go through a cloud of ether, which make them high) and [[spoiler:the reveal that El Coyote is actually Bud's neighbor Ernesto]].
* Pablo Barracuda's beheadsman throwing a tantrum in the American Doll store, which and [[HypocriticalHumor Pablo remarking that]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards the store was is corrupt]].



* Becky throwing a tantrum over the fact that Bud bought Gert an extremely expensive American Doll, while she had to settle for a doll made out of ''discarded tampons'' when she was a kid.
* After Janice takes a job as Ernestos housekeeper to help pay for their credit card bill, Bud tries to get her fired because he cant stand his wife working for a Mexican. He ends up taking a huge poop in their bathroom.

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* Becky throwing a tantrum over the fact that Bud bought Gert an extremely expensive American Doll, while she had to settle for a doll made out of ''discarded tampons'' (named Tampaxina) when she was a kid.
* After Janice takes a job as Ernestos Ernesto's housekeeper to help pay for their credit card bill, Bud tries to get her fired because he cant can't stand his wife working for a Mexican. He ends up taking a huge poop in their bathroom.bathroom after eating a jar of brown, spicy mustard.



* After Gert realizes what a scam the American Dolls are and tells the other kids on the playground, the company executives show up to threaten her.
* Becky discovering that the Buckwald's house was built on top of ''TheClevelandShow''s old set.

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* After Gert realizes what a scam the American Dolls are and tells the other kids on the playground, the company executives show up to threaten her.
her and the girls manage to defeat them by using their imaginations.
* Becky discovering that the Buckwald's house was built on top of ''TheClevelandShow''s ''TheClevelandShow'''s old set.
17th May '16 11:48:05 AM SilentStranger
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* Pablo Barracuda's beheadsman throwing a tantrum in the American Doll store, which [[HypocriticalHumor Pablo remarking that]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards the store was corrupt]].

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* Pablo Barracuda's beheadsman throwing a tantrum in the American Doll store, which [[HypocriticalHumor Pablo remarking that]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards the store was corrupt]].corrupt]].
--> '''Barracuda''': Now pick out a doll for the child hostages!
* Becky throwing a tantrum over the fact that Bud bought Gert an extremely expensive American Doll, while she had to settle for a doll made out of ''discarded tampons'' when she was a kid.
* After Janice takes a job as Ernestos housekeeper to help pay for their credit card bill, Bud tries to get her fired because he cant stand his wife working for a Mexican. He ends up taking a huge poop in their bathroom.
--> '''Bud''': Hah, this guy has books on a shelf instead of propping up a table! What an idiot!
* The ridiculous dumb storylines the American Doll company keeps coming up with and emailing to doll owners to get them to keep paying, including telling Gert her doll has to be on life support for ''500 dollars''!
* After Gert realizes what a scam the American Dolls are and tells the other kids on the playground, the company executives show up to threaten her.
* Becky discovering that the Buckwald's house was built on top of ''TheClevelandShow''s old set.
* [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] making a cameo.
--> '''Peter''': *drives up the Buckwald's house* Whoops, wrong show! *drives away*
* The news report about the first commercial spaceflight.
--> '''Bud''': Ahh, space, when [[TheHoneymooners Ralph Cramden]] predicted Alice would go to the moon, everyone laughed at him, but he made good.
--> *Bud looks through a telescope and sees Alice Cramden with a black guy in orbit around the moon*
* When Gert begs her father for an American Doll for her birthday, Janice tells her they cant afford it, they cant even afford the ransom for her brother Eddy.
--> '''Janice''': *opens a letter with a severed ear in it* Ohh, this is bigger than the last one! He's growing!
* Bud trying to find a discount American Doll online.
--> '''Bud''': I'll just search "doll", "little girl", "adult man" and "buying"
--> '''Becky''': Dad, there's a man from the FBI here to see you!
* Gert has Bud throw out one of her friends from her birthday party for getting her a book as a gift.
--> '''Bud''': Party's over for you, ReadingRainbow!
17th May '16 7:20:52 AM ParkedCarAnne
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* The mayor of Mexafornia is serving prison time for vehicular manslaughter and can only attend his duties in a prison uniform while watched by guards. At one point he tries to celebrate passing a law with some cocaine, and the guards stop him.
--> '''Mayor''': Hey, I had to be a Samoan guys matress for that!

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* The mayor of Mexafornia is serving prison time for vehicular manslaughter and can only attend his duties in a prison uniform while watched by guards. At one point he tries to celebrate passing a the border wall law with some cocaine, by lighting a crack pipe, and the guards stop him.
--> '''Mayor''': Hey, I had to be a Samoan guys matress guy's mattress for that!



* Reverent Fantastic visiting Buds house.

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* Pope Francis running over a rabbi and grumbling, "Oh, great! This is gonna be a thing!"
* Reverent Fantastic visiting Buds Bud's house.



--> '''Fantastic''': Right right, thats what I meant, you have a beautiful house, and your daughters look exactly like women!
* Reverend Fantastics Glass-Bottomed School For Girls.

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--> '''Fantastic''': Right right, thats that's what I meant, you have a beautiful house, and your daughters look exactly like women!
* Reverend Fantastics Fantastic's Glass-Bottomed School For Girls.



* When Pablo Barracuda sends a death threat to the news, the anchorman jumps out the back window and realized that the backdrop was fake.

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* When Pablo Barracuda sends a death threat to the news, news (using one of his rivals as a puppet), the anchorman jumps out the back window and realized suddenly realizes that the backdrop was fake.



* Donovan Cobb's new album for white couples to make love to: ''Honkies Be Boinkin''', which is just band music with a Barry White-style voice crooning over it.

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* Donovan Cobb's new album for white couples to make love to: ''Honkies Be Boinkin''', which is just marching band music with a Barry White-style voice crooning over it.



* The neighbor of unknown origin.

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* The neighbor of unknown origin.
origin who eats a passing butterfly.



* After Palbo's beheads-man decapitates a guy, Pablo tells him no and the beheads-man ends rewinding time to before he cut off the man's head.

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* After Palbo's beheads-man decapitates a guy, Pablo tells him no and the beheads-man ends rewinding time to before he cut off the man's head.head.

[[AC:American Doll]]
*Bud chasing El Coyote through ether and [[spoiler:the reveal that El Coyote is actually Bud's neighbor Ernesto]].
*Pablo Barracuda's beheadsman throwing a tantrum in the American Doll store, which [[HypocriticalHumor Pablo remarking that]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards the store was corrupt]].
16th May '16 11:58:35 AM Diamondwheels35
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* When Pablo Barracuda sends a death threat to the news, the anchorman jumps out the back window and realized that the backdrop was fake.



* When Bud starts speaking {{Angrish}} and then George comes up and asks if Bud is a windtalker. Shortly after, a huge gust of wind carries Bud away.
* After Bud talk about how much is house sucks, the house gets up tosses him out and walks off mad.

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* When Bud starts speaking {{Angrish}} and then {{Angrish}}, George comes up and asks if Bud is was a windtalker. Shortly after, a huge gust of wind carries Bud away.
* After Bud talk about how much is house sucks, the house gets up up, tosses him out and walks off mad.




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* When Bud meets Pablo Barracuda, Pablo is petting a tiger that's petting a ferret.



%%[[AC: Wildfire]]%%

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%%[[AC: Wildfire]]%%
[[AC: Wildfire]]
* When J.C. Tells Becky that they ran out of heroine, she yells "BECKY MAD!" and chucks J.C. through a wall.
* Gert can create fire with her mind at all it took was to give away her stupid soul.



* "Jean Claude Van-Dammit!"

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* "Jean Claude Van-Dammit!"Van-Dammit!"
* After Palbo's beheads-man decapitates a guy, Pablo tells him no and the beheads-man ends rewinding time to before he cut off the man's head.
15th May '16 8:05:43 PM Diamondwheels35
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* When the Church took away Bud's usher jacket, he turns into [[Film/LordoftheRings Golem.]]




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* This exchange:
-->'''George:''' A.
-->'''Bud:''' A.
-->'''George:''' Spirit.
-->'''Bud:''' Spirit.
-->'''George:''' Animal.
-->'''Bud:''' What?



* When Bud starts speaking {{Angrish}} and then George comes up to him and asks if Bud is a windtalker, shortly after a huge gust of wind carries Bud away.

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* When Bud starts speaking {{Angrish}} and then George comes up to him and asks if Bud is a windtalker, shortly after windtalker. Shortly after, a huge gust of wind carries Bud away.



* Steve telling Bud to go out and chase off a bunch of vultures eating a boar carcass and then eat the carcass himself so they dont come back.

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* Steve telling Bud to go out and chase off a bunch of vultures eating a boar carcass and then eat the carcass himself so they dont come back.back.
* "Jean Claude Van-Dammit!"
15th May '16 7:24:47 PM Diamondwheels35
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* The neighbor of unknown origin.



%%[[AC: Drug Lord]]%%

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%%[[AC: [[AC: Drug Lord]]%%
Lord]]
* When Bud starts speaking {{Angrish}} and then George comes up to him and asks if Bud is a windtalker, shortly after a huge gust of wind carries Bud away.
* After Bud talk about how much is house sucks, the house gets up tosses him out and walks off mad.
-->'''Sanford:''' What's happening? Why are dad and house fighting?



--> '''Sanford''': I'm gonna sell your wangs to the chinese!

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--> '''Sanford''': I'm gonna sell your wangs to the chinese!Chinese!




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* When Bryce is flown in the sky he flies into a cloud and then '''HE''' shatters like glass.




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*Gert's picture of her heart attack on the news.
8th May '16 10:08:04 PM SilentStranger
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%%[[AC: La Fiesta Noche Show]]%%

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%%[[AC: [[AC: La Fiesta Noche Show]]%%Show]]

* Bud gets invited to a banquet held in his honor, only to find out that its being held by various illegal immigrants who snuck past him and are now celebrating his incompetence, including the owner of the banquet hall who snuck ''the whole building'' across the border.
* Bryce complains about how the strip club can only afford lame knock-off music instead of licensed songs.
* The exchange when Bud comes back from the tv taping:
--> '''Bud''': I've never been so humilated, they made me look like a fool!
--> * the camera pans out and shows that Bud is actually in Ernestos house*
--> '''Maria''': Bud, you're in the wrong house.
* Steve telling Bud to go out and chase off a bunch of vultures eating a boar carcass and then eat the carcass himself so they dont come back.
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