History Funny / Borat

** In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"

** Even better, the gun store owner hands him a Desert Eagle, ''[[Irony which is manufactured in Israel]]''.

* "What's up with it, Vanilla Face?"

--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus like me?
--> '''Pastor:''' Absolutely, Jesus loves you!
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus like my sons?
--> '''Pastor:''' Jesus loves your sons.
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?
--> '''Pastor:''' He loves your brother, Bilo.
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbay?
--> '''Pastor:''' Yes, he loves everybody.
--> '''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbay.

-->'''Borat''': It is a custom, have cheese at the start. (hands the politician the cheese).
-->'''Politician''': Thank you. (eats it)
-->'''Borat''': My wife, she make this cheese. ''[pause]'' [[{{Squick}} She make it with milk from her tit]].
-->'''Politician''': (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and audibly swallows)

* At one point, Borat discusses feminism with a group of women, with predictable results. One of the women makes an exceedingly patient attempt to explain why his behavior is demeaning.

* Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:

* "This is Urkin, town rapist. Naughty, naughty!"

-->"I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying."

-->'''Borat''': Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
-->'''Politician''': Ah, thank you. (eats it)
-->'''Borat''': [[{{Squick}} With milk from her tit]].
-->'''Politician''': (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)

* The scene where he goes to a cowboy bar and sings [[EarWorm "Throw the Jew Down the Well"]]. [[StylisticSuck He can barely carry a tune and is carrying a detuned guitar which closer inspection reveals he is not actually playing.]] The audience claps and cheers along to it anyways.

-->'''Borat''': [[YoureDrinkingBreastMilk With milk from her tit]].

-->"He is my neighbor, Nursaltan Tuyakby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step for house, he must get a step. I get a clock radio...he cannot afford. Great success!"

--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?

--> '''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe.

* The naked fight is both this and a major FanDisservice. To elaborate, Borat and Azamat end up looking like they're having anal sex, then end up in a 69 position, then Borat chases Azamat down the hall waving a rubber fist. After an extremely UncomfortableElevatorMoment in which a stone-faced hotel guest is likely scarred for life, the fight spills into a conference room where it is finally broken up.

* "I was not prepared to argue with a man [[Creator/CharlieChaplin dressed as Hitler]]."

* "I was not prepared to argue with a man dressed as Hitler."

-->"He is my neighbor, Nursaltan Tuyakby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step for house, he must get a step. I get a clock radio...he cannot afford. Great success!"

*** [[ChekovsGun Said rubber fist is later given to a one-armed neighbour in Kazahkstan.]]

* The naked fight is both this and a major FanDisservice. To elaborate, Borat and Azamat end up looking like they're having anal sex, then end up in a 69 position, then Borat ends up chasing Azamat down the hall waving a rubber fist. After an UncomfortableElevatorMoment in which a stone-faced hotel guest is likely scarred for life, the fight spills into a conference room where it is finally broken up.

* "I was not prepared to argue with a man dressed as Hitler."

* The naked fight is both this and a major FanDisservice. To elaborate, Borat and Azamat end up looking like they're having anal sex, then end up in a 69 position, then Borat ends up chasing Azamat down the hall waving a rubber fist. After an UncomfortableElevatorMoment in which a stone-faced hotel guest is likely scarred for life, the fight spills into a conference room where it is finally broken up.

* The naked hotel fight/chase had this troper in tears from laughing too hard.
** Made even funnier by the fact that Azamat never needs the censor bar; his massive, sagging belly acts as his own SceneryCensor.

* In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"

* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43." She looks about 200.

--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?

* Borat's attempt to marry Pamela Anderson.