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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."

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** The car he's leaving town in is being pulled by a mule.
* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses makes out with her)'' She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."


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** He also thinks a "pussy magnet" is a literal car accessory.
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* Borat's high-society dinner. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom...and [[NoSocialSkills comes back holding a bag of his own crap.''

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* Borat's high-society dinner. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom...and [[NoSocialSkills comes back holding a bag of his own crap.'']]
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* Borat's high-society dinner. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom...and [[NoSocialSkills comes back holding a bag of his own crap.''

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* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."

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* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."" She looks about 200.



*** [[ChekovsGun Said rubber fist is later given to a one-armed neighbour in Kazahkstan.]]



* "My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" He behind his cage, he crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!

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* Borat's attempts at American humour:
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"My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" He behind his cage, he crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!five!"
** "I had sexy time with my mother-in-law" That wasn't a joke.
** Borat's inability to do the "...not!" remark, either saying it too soon or waiting too long to say it. He then gets it right at the end of the film, though the context is a bit off.
* "I was not prepared to argue with a man dressed as Hitler."
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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister."

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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."
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* "My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all behind her cage, she crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!

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* "My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all He behind her his cage, she he crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!
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----* "My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all behind her cage, she crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!
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* "What's up with it, Vanilla Face?"
* Borat attending a gay pride parade and the interview with Alan Keys the next day.
** "Are you telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my ahnoos was a homosexual?!"
* The relatively deadpan reactions Borat gets from a Hummer salesman and a gun store owner when he asks questions like "What is the best gun to defend from a Jew?" and "What is the best car to attract a woman who's shaved down below?"
* Borat's attempt to marry Pamela Anderson.
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** Even better: The church organist ''plays a sting.''

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** Even better: The church organist ''plays a sting.''{{sting}}.'' Everyone seemed to find that ActuallyPrettyFunny.
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** Even better: The church organist ''plays a sting.''
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** Made even funnier by the fact that Azamat hardly ever needs a SceneryCensor; his massive, sagging belly hides everything anyway.

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** Made even funnier by the fact that Azamat hardly ever never needs a SceneryCensor; the censor bar; his massive, sagging belly hides everything anyway.acts as his own SceneryCensor.
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** Made even funnier by the fact that Azamat hardly ever needs a SceneryCensor; his massive, sagging belly hides everything anyway.
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** And later, while leaving the town: "Urkin, not too much raping… Humans only!".

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** And later, while leaving the town: [[CrossesTheLineTwice "Urkin, not too much raping… Humans only!".]]
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* Borat's ice cream van drives up alongside a park with the jingle playing. A bunch of children run up, expecting ice cream only to find a ''[[BearsAreBadNews bear]]'' in the back.
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* "This is Urkin, the town rapist."

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* "This is Urkin, the town rapist."rapist. Naughty, naughty!"
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* "My moustache still tastes of your testes!"
* "Fuck off, Death!" (It's so random it's hilarious!)
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* The naked hotel fight/chase had this troper in tears from laughing too hard.
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** And later, while leaving the town: "Remember Urkin, only humans!".

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** And later, while leaving the town: "Remember Urkin, only humans!"."Urkin, not too much raping… Humans only!".
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** And later, while leaving the town: "Remember Urkin, only humans!".
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* "The Jews have shifted their shapes!"
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** Borat is still wreaking havoc even after his character has been "killed off"; the anthem was used in lieu of the ''real'' anthem [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR18Pzbf-nY at a real-world sporting event.]]
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Correcting name, since it\'s a reference to a real-life person


--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyiagby?

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--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyiagby?Tulyakbe?



--> '''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.

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--> '''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.Tulyakbe.
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* The Kazhakstan National Anthem at the closing credits.
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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister!"

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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister!"sister."
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* "This is Natalya. ''(passionately kisses her)'' She is my sister!"
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* "This is Urkin, the town rapist."

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* -->''Borat:'' Do Jesus love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby?
--> ''Chruch Pastor:'' Yes, Jesus loves everyone.
--> ''Borat:'' NOBODY like my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.

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* -->''Borat:'' An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus like me?
--> '''Pastor:''' Absolutely, Jesus loves you!
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus like my sons?
--> '''Pastor:''' Jesus loves your sons.
--> '''Borat:'''
Do Jesus love my neighbour retrd brother, Bilo?
--> '''Pastor:''' He loves your brother, Bilo.
--> '''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour,
Nursultan Tulyiagby?
--> ''Chruch Pastor:'' '''Pastor:''' Yes, Jesus he loves everyone.
everybody.
--> ''Borat:'' '''Borat:''' NOBODY like love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.
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* -->''Borat:'' Do Jesus love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby?
--> ''Chruch Pastor:'' Yes, Jesus loves everyone.
--> ''Borat:'' NOBODY like my neighbour Nursultan Tulyiagby.
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* Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:
-->'''Borat''': Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
-->'''Politician''': Ah, thank you. (eats it)
-->'''Borat''': [[YoureDrinkingBreastMilk With milk from her tit]].
-->'''Politician''': (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)
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* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."

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