History Funny / BofuriIDontWantToGetHurtSoIllMaxOutMyDefense

* Chapter 345 has Mai and Yui gaining the Helpful Hand ability, resulting in them to wield '''EIGHT''' Hammer-style weapons at once.

*** Speaking of Maple, when the chatroom user who did notice the Mai and Yui described them as a monster-like player, one of the other people in chat immediately assumed that this is a case of Maple gaining yet another ability and asks if the player's name starts with "Ma-", which turns out to be partially correct (in this case, Mai).

* Maple Tree enters the new 6th Layer with Sally [[TemptingFate proclaiming that they wouldn't lose to what happens there]] only to find out that said 6th Layer is a {{Halloweentown}} and [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Sally]] naturally breaks down throughout the level.

* The fourth area of NWO happens to be a medieval Japanese town at night. During the montage we see that Katsumi is very interested by it. [[BrickJoke Later in the episode]], we find out that she went a bit crazy shopping and bought enough items to turn her room at the guild house into a shrine for medieval Japan.

-->'''Drag:''' ...''Did'' we help?

* Maple Tree enters the area with Sally [[TemptingFate proclaiming that they wouldn't lose to what happens in the 6th layer]] only to find out that said 6th layer is a {{Halloweentown}} and [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Sally]] naturally breaks down throughout the level.

* On Christmas Day, everyone opens the reward form the 6th Event, and while most of the group ended up with Santa themed outfits and gear, Maple ended up getting a Reindeer outfit instead.

* After Maple and Sally finish fighting {{Evil Twin}}s of each other, they're wary of being caught off guard by another clone. So to verify that the Maple in front of her is the real one, she brings up an embarassing incident (Maple crying while being vaccinated in 6th grade)... Maple, feeling rather vindicative from that humiliation heaps on the "embarassing moments" on her end.

* Kasumi finds a new sword that is very powerful, but turns her into a child after she uses it.

* While exploring the fourth area, Maple sees Mii walk into a location and decides to follow her in. Cut to Mii surrounded by a bunch of cute little critters while she is cooing at them.

'''(Kuromu):''' [[AlienLunch Maple used the tentacles she brought back to make some takoyaki. Something black did come out, but it wasn’t mist!]]\\

* Kanade and Iz's [[SecurityCling reaction]] when, after they are revived following their deaths at the hand of Payne, they see Maple in her Atrocity form.

* Just the sight of several giant monsters destroying everything and the reaction of the other players unable to believe this is real.

* In chapter 140, while hunting monsters with Kanade and Marcus, Kuromu explains to Drag that Maple usually doesn't act as insane as she does during the events, only for [[InstantlyProvenWrong Maple runnning by the group while in her Atrocity form in order to return to town and meet up with Mai and Yui after they got KO'ed.]]

* In chapter 140, while hunting monsters with Kanade and Marcus, Kuromu explains to Drag that Maple usually doesn't act as insane as she does during the events, only for [[InstantlyProvenWrong Maple, who is trying to get a KO'ed Mai and Yui back from the respawn point, to run by the group while in her Atrocity form.]]
** Before the incident, Maple decides to help Yui and Mai defeat a quest monster with the former deciding to [[PoisonousPerson poison the said monster]] because it's an [[{{Invisibility}} invisible]] enemy immune to physical attacks. At the same time, Maple is unable to use her Loving Sacrifice skill due to the boss sealing that ability. They substitute it by letting Mai and Yui carry around Maple in Wooly. After beating the first one, they cheerfully move to kill 9 more… and the twins are suddenly killed. [[OhCrap Cue shocked Maple as she realizes]], to her horror, [[TeamKiller that the twins stepped on the poison puddles.]]

** After getting compliments from the demonstration Maple blushes and [[HandBehindHead scratches her head]] with her Machine God arm. There's a loud metalic bonk, and she reflexively says ow but is unhurt and unfazed.

* Frederica's reaction as she scrambles to escape when Maple unleashes both Hydra ''and'' Machine God on her troops:

* In Chapter 331, as Maple and Sally revisit the first layer and go off into the forest, a squirrel approaches Maple with the intention of attacking her, only for Maple, who found it to be cute, to welcome it with open arms and putting it on her head, where it continues to attack her.

* The sheer ease with which Maple Tree defeats the guild that decided to attack them. Loving Sacrifice makes the whole guild effectively immortal, complete with an arrow bouncing off Mai with a cartoonish boing.

* Maple's strategy for the final part of the 8th event qualifiers, which involves her riding inside the mouth of a giant crocodile, using Wooly to control the movements of the crocodile, and attacking monsters and other player with a Machine God laser inside of the wool.

* As the rest of Maple Tree note that by the time Payne gets his rematch, Maple will probably have a bunch of random new overpowered skills, Maple asserts that she's just playing the game normally. ''Every other person'' at the party (Maple Tree, and the main players of Flame Emperors and the Order of the Holy Sword) instantly retorts:
-->'''Everyone:''' '''''AS IF!!!'''''