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'''165:''' No clue. She always ends up finsing weird skills the second I take my eyes off her.\\

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'''165:''' No clue. She always ends up finsing finding weird skills the second I take my eyes off her.\\
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'''Maple:''' (smirking) That's what you think!\\
'''Sally:''' (SweatDrop) Did you do something crazy yet again?

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'''Maple:''' (smirking) ''[smirking]'' That's what you think!\\
'''Sally:''' (SweatDrop) ''[SweatDrop]'' Did you do something crazy yet again?

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! Episode 8
* Maple's antics have gotten her so many crazy skills that her guild members have stopped being surprised about it.
-->'''Sally:''' [This strength bonus] doesn't matter to Maple, though. Zero times anything is still zero.\\
'''Maple:''' (smirking) That's what you think!\\
'''Sally:''' (SweatDrop) Did you do something crazy yet again?

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* The first monster she comes across looks like a bunny that constantly headbutts her. After it dies from CherryTapping Maple breaks down crying as if her pet just died.

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* The first monster she Maple comes across is an apple that looks like a bunny that constantly headbutts her. After it dies from CherryTapping Maple breaks down crying as if her pet just died.


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* The beginning of the episode is pretty much Kaede [[DamnYouMuscleMemory forgetting that she isn't in New World Online while at school]].
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* The first monster she comes across looks like a bunny that constantly headbutts her. After it dies from CherryTapping Maple breaks down crying as if her pet just died.
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---> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan is an angel.\\

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--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan has become an angel.\\
'''159:''' We sorta knew that already.\\
'''160:''' Now you tell us?\\
'''161:''' Maple-chan has always been an angel.
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** At one point early on, Maple complains about the taste of the hydra, which leads to the hydra ''to add poison to its own flesh with its poison breath, which makes it taste better as she states it gives it a peppery flavor''.

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** At one point early on, Maple complains about the taste of the hydra, which leads to the hydra ''to add poison to its own flesh with its poison breath, which makes it taste better as she states [[TasteLikeChicken it gives it a peppery flavor''.flavor]]''.



--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan is an angel.\\

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'''161:''' Maple-chan’s our angel and always will be.

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'''161:''' Maple-chan’s our angel and always will be.\\
'''162:''' Lemme try this again. Maple-chan has a skill that turns her into a blue-eyed blonde-haired angel with halo, wings, and the whole shebang.\\
'''163:''' [[FlatWhat Wat?]]\\
'''164:''' HOW!? Where did she get that skill?!\\
'''165:''' No clue. She always ends up finsing weird skills the second I take my eyes off her.\\
'''166:''' SHE’S ALREADY GONE 2ND FORM ON US?!\\
'''167:''' You know she’ll have a final 3rd form tho.\\
'''168:''' I’d put money on her having a 4th.\\
'''169:''' Can we just make her the last boss already and be done with it?
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--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan is an angel.\\
'''159:''' Yeah, we all know.\\
'''160:''' u must be new here.\\
'''161:''' Maple-chan’s our angel and always will be.
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** Maple also revealed instead of gathering wool from the Sheep, she was playing with them.
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--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan has become an angel.
--> '''159:''' We sorta knew that already.
--> '''160:''' Now you tell us?
--> '''161:''' Maple-chan has always been an angel.

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--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan has become an angel.
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angel.\\
'''159:''' We sorta knew that already.
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already.\\
'''160:''' Now you tell us?
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us?\\
'''161:''' Maple-chan has always been an angel.
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* At the end of the episode, when a message board thread for Maple fans discuss her Loving Sacrifice form.
--> '''158:''' Guys, Maple-chan has become an angel.
--> '''159:''' We sorta knew that already.
--> '''160:''' Now you tell us?
--> '''161:''' Maple-chan has always been an angel.
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! Episode 7
* How does Maple help May and Yui SpeedRun a dungeon when all three have abysmal movement speed? Give them a poison resistance potion, engulf all of them in Venom Capsule, and literally barrel through the dungeon into the boss room!
* As Kasumi is gathering wool from an elusive mob, Maple shows up engulfed in a giant ball of wool. She then demonstrates that this is from another skill she's picked up, and also tries combining it with her poison powers to repel enemies. Kasumi points out that she also can't get close enough to shear Maple's wool.
* Maple takes on a sidequest chain, but completes it really quickly due to SequenceBreaking. The NPC behaviour doesn't change, though.
-->'''Maple:''' Uh, I feel like I should apologize...
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** At one point early on, Maple complains about the taste of the hydra, which leads to the hydra ''to cook it own flesh with its fire breath to make it taste better''.

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** At one point early on, Maple complains about the taste of the hydra, which leads to the hydra ''to cook it add poison to its own flesh with its fire breath to make poison breath, which makes it taste better''.better as she states it gives it a peppery flavor''.
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* During a montage of Maple and Sally hunting for medals, it shows them in a ruin with Sally running from a bolder from a trap that Maple ended up activating.


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* What is Maple's plan to protect Sally, Kasumi, and herself from being attacked during the final day of the event? Hide in a cave and then use Hydra to create a poison mist at the entrance to drive away any would be attackers.
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** And during the second half, one particular player, who was over-confident that she's a newbie (which he's right), decides to head on attack her. Unfortunately, the moment he realizes that [[NoSell it doesn't do anything]], he shows an OhCrap face while Maple just beat him with a single shield tap.

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** And during the second half, one particular player, who was over-confident that she's a newbie (which he's technically right), decides to head on attack her. Unfortunately, the moment he realizes that [[NoSell it doesn't do anything]], he shows an OhCrap face while Maple just beat devours him with a single shield tap.
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* May and Yui accidentally demonstrating the effect of maxing out their STR points when, as they bow their heads after being inducted in Maple Tree, they hit their heads on a table, causing it to shatter into pieces.

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* May and Yui accidentally demonstrating the effect of maxing out their STR points when, as they bow their heads after being inducted in Maple Tree, they accidentally hit their heads on a table, causing it to shatter into pieces.
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** At one point early on, Maple complains about the taste of the hydra, which leads to the hydra ''to cook it own flesh with its fire breath to make it taste better''.


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! Episode 6
* May and Yui accidentally demonstrating the effect of maxing out their STR points when, as they bow their heads after being inducted in Maple Tree, they hit their heads on a table, causing it to shatter into pieces.
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* A shot of the developers happily watching the rest of New World Online's player base hunting for event medals just goes to show how much they've given up on doing anything about Maple and Sally's shenanigans. When the only naysayer tells them the rest of them to come back to reality, they all start screaming at him for bringing up past trauma.
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** And during the second half, one particular player, who was over-confident that she's a newbie (which he's right), decides to head on attack her. Unfortunately, the moment he realizes that it does do anything, he shows an OhCrap face while Maple just beat him with a single shield tap.

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** And during the second half, one particular player, who was over-confident that she's a newbie (which he's right), decides to head on attack her. Unfortunately, the moment he realizes that [[NoSell it does doesn't do anything, anything]], he shows an OhCrap face while Maple just beat him with a single shield tap.
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---> '''Comment:''' Error. Does not compute.
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! Episode 4
* Maple and Sally defeat the Silver Wing boss by the skin of their teeth, Maple only surviving at a crucial moment because she developed a skill that leave her a LastChanceHitPoint from an otherwise fatal blow. When Sally learns Maple only has one HP left she frantically starts spamming Heal on her.
** We're given a scene of the game devs' avatars as plushie little creatures all freaking out at how broken Maple and Sally are. Not only did they defeat the intentionally nigh-impossible Silver Wing but now they have the extremely rare Monster Egg drops for it.
! Episode 5
* Maple and Sally end up bound to Kasumi in a dungeon by a cursed chain that'll kill them all if one of them dies. Since they're both much faster than Maple they both end up dragging her along when they run. At one point they use Super Speed to rush through a corridor of invincible monsters, which leaves Maple screaming in the air behind them before the abrupt stop flips her past them into a face plant.
* Maple tests out Syrup's new [[MakeMyMonsterGrow megamorph skill]] so she can ride him and then uses her new [[MindOverMatter Psychokinesis skill]] to make him fly. Then she casually uses Acid Rain to kill an idle herd of monsters, all left squealing in pain, the last part leaving her friends rather gobsmacked.
** The internet comments of people who witnessed this lampshade the incredulity of the whole thing; Young girl, riding a giant baby turtle flying through the sky, raining acid hellfire on unsuspecting encounters.
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* How do Sally and Maple deal with how slow Maple is? By having Sally give Maple a piggyback ride.

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* How do does Sally and Maple deal with how slow Maple is? By having Sally give putting Maple on her back and giving her a piggyback ride.
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* How do Sally and Maple deal with how slow Maple is? By having Sally give Maple a piggyback ride.
! Episode 3
* The episode begins with Risa looking over the patch notes for the most recent update and noting that [[ObviousRulePatch they seem to really effect Kaede's build]] much to Kaede's disappointment.

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* Without any weapons to fight the poisounous Hydra and gaining a Poison Immunity, Maple decides to [[EatingTheEnemy eat the Hydra]], and manages to defeat it. In the manga, the Hydra wasn't too pleased on it and tries to kill her. Sadly, this doesn't stop her since she already gains the Poison Immunity. Poor Hydra.

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* Without any weapons to fight the poisounous poisonous Hydra and gaining a Poison Immunity, Maple decides to [[EatingTheEnemy eat the Hydra]], and manages to defeat it. In the manga, the Hydra wasn't too pleased on it and tries to kill her. Sadly, this doesn't stop her since she already gains the Poison Immunity. Poor Hydra.it.



* The entire Battle Royal event, namely the Anime. It's also consider as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome moment.

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* The entire Battle Royal event, namely the Anime. It's also consider as event is both is and a CrowningMomentOfAwesome moment.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.


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* The Hydra isn't too pleased with Maple's attempt to eat it and tries to kill her with its poisonous breath, this does nothing to stop her since she has Poison Immunity due to it [[HoistByHisOwnPetard spamming it prior to her attempt to eat it]].
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* Kaede's thinking gif. That is all.

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! Episode 1
* Without her friend (who was punished for not studying), Kaede Honjou a.k.a Maple, who already MinMaxing all her points to VIT, realizes that she's moving very slow. She intends to re-do her account but 5 minutes later, she gives up and starts on an adventure to level up.
* Without any weapons to fight the poisounous Hydra and gaining a Poison Immunity, Maple decides to [[EatingTheEnemy eat the Hydra]], and manages to defeat it.
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the manga, the Hydra wasn't too pleased on it and tries to kill her. Sadly, this doesn't stop her since she already gains the Poison Immunity. Poor Hydra.


! Episode 2
* The entire Battle Royal event, namely the Anime. It's also consider as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome moment.
** At the start of the battle, Maple decides to wait for her opponent to attack her since she's very slow. What she does to pass the time? Starts drawing doodles (a very good drawing) of a dragon and later a Nazca Lines of a bird.
** After defeating her first player, three players decides to attack her using their [[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Jet Stream Attack.]] Sadly before they get to use it, Maple just casually uses her 'Paralyzing Shout' skill and casually uses her 'devour skill' (by just tapping her shield onto the player).
** And during the second half, one particular player, who was over-confident that she's a newbie (which he's right), decides to head on attack her. Unfortunately, the moment he realizes that it does do anything, he shows an OhCrap face while Maple just beat him with a single shield tap.
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