History Funny / Blackadder

18th Apr '17 9:25:34 PM ironballs16
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'''Blackadder:''' So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!?\\

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'''Blackadder:''' [[AnalogyBackfire So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!?\\German]]!?\\
18th Apr '17 7:53:53 PM ironballs16
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:

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* Blackadder and Baldrick [[https://youtu.be/nqq8fG5l4Kg divide the loot:loot]]:
18th Apr '17 7:51:43 PM ironballs16
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* The effect of the suicide pills. In order, they are depression, anger, forgetfulness, ecstasy, jumping into the corner and then death. Naturally, their effects are described by Lord Smedley, AKA the Scarlet Pimpernel, who has just unwittingly taken one (Blackadder, having fallen for his disguise as Madame Guillotine, slipped one into "her" drink), and his explanation plays out in real time.
-->'''Smedley:''' The symptoms are most peculiar. First of all, the victims become very very depressed. ''(suddenly sits down on the bed and buries his face in his hands, near tears)'' Oh, ''God!'' This whole revolution is so depressing, I mean, sometimes I wonder why I bother! I mean, I'm so lonely, and nobody loves me...\\

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* The effect of the suicide pills. In order, they are depression, anger, forgetfulness, ecstasy, jumping into the corner and then death. Naturally, their effects are described by Lord Smedley, AKA the Scarlet Pimpernel, who has just unwittingly taken one (Blackadder, having fallen for his disguise as Madame Guillotine, slipped one into "her" drink), [[https://youtu.be/nqq8fG5l4Kg and his explanation plays out in real time.
-->'''Smedley:'''
time]].
-->'''Smedley''': Thank God I got here before you took any of those awful suicide pills!\\
'''Blackadder''': [[OhCrap Yyyyes]], I suppose if someone ''had'' taken one and wished that he'd hadn't, [[HopeSpot he'd be able to do something about it]].\\
'''Smedley:''' No, no they're very odd things, you see.
The symptoms are most peculiar. First of all, the victims become very very depressed. ''(suddenly sits down on the bed and buries his face in his hands, near tears)'' Oh, ''God!'' This whole revolution is so depressing, I mean, sometimes I wonder why I bother! I mean, I'm so lonely, and nobody loves me...\\
18th Apr '17 7:45:47 PM ironballs16
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* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go poorly:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUTlE90j7n8 Discussions with the only person at the embassy go poorly:poorly]]:


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** Bonus points for the Revolutionary being played by Chris Barrie, better known as Rimmer from ''Series/RedDwarf''.
18th Apr '17 5:01:06 PM ironballs16
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* After two and a half years, Blackadder's expedition finally returns--except that Queenie has gone off explorers and, far from honouring her promise to marry Blackadder, demands a present or she'll have him executed. He gives her a boomerang he picked up in Australia (which knocks Percy unconscious on its return trajectory), and as Captain Rum perished on the voyage (as Blackadder explains, he gave his life that his comrades might live, and that the natives might have something to go with their potatoes), his betrothed, Nursie, only gets his beard. Queen Elizabeth then asks what gift Blackadder has for Melchett and Sir Walter Raleigh:

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* After two and a half years, Blackadder's expedition finally returns--except returns - except that Queenie has gone off explorers and, far from honouring her promise to marry Blackadder, [[https://youtu.be/XfTdnWLMLDA demands a present or she'll have him executed.executed]]. He gives her a boomerang he picked up in Australia (which knocks Percy unconscious on its return trajectory), and as Captain Rum perished on the voyage (as Blackadder explains, he gave his life that his comrades might live, and that the natives might have something to go with their potatoes), his betrothed, Nursie, only gets his beard. Queen Elizabeth then asks what gift Blackadder has for Melchett and Sir Walter Raleigh:
18th Apr '17 4:56:13 PM ironballs16
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'''Baldrick''': Yeah, and I could be played by [[Creator/TonyRobinson some tiny tit in a beard.]]\\

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'''Baldrick''': Yeah, and I could be played by [[Creator/TonyRobinson [[SelfDeprecation some tiny tit in a beard.]]\\
18th Apr '17 4:53:27 PM ironballs16
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''(unrest in the crowd, which includes a man with red skin, a pointed beard, and horns; when Firkettle spots him, Witchsmeller holds a white poodle in her line of sight)''\\

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''(unrest in the crowd, [[RedHerring which includes a man man]] with [[BigRedDevils red skin, a pointed beard, and horns; horns]]; when Firkettle spots him, [[BaitAndSwitch Witchsmeller holds a white poodle in her line of sight)''\\sight]])''\\
18th Apr '17 4:50:24 PM ironballs16
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** The next day, the Witchsmeller reveals that Black Satin died the previous night, but not before "confessing" to discussing Edmund's satanic rituals with him over a gallon of stable boy's blood. He then calls his final witness, Jane Firkettle:

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** The next day, the Witchsmeller reveals that Black Satin died the previous night, but not before "confessing" to discussing Edmund's satanic rituals with him over a gallon of stable boy's blood. [[https://youtu.be/JNz4iHtGAvs He then calls his final witness, witness]], Jane Firkettle:
18th Apr '17 4:43:01 PM ironballs16
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** And so the case for the prosecution begins:

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** [[https://youtu.be/fYJZqJezjz4 And so the case for the prosecution begins:begins]]:
18th Apr '17 4:42:37 PM ironballs16
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'''Witchsmeller:''' BLOODY MILK!! It was a mixture of milk and blood!\\

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'''Witchsmeller:''' BLOODY MILK!! [[QuoteMining It was a mixture of milk and blood!\\blood]]!\\
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