History Funny / Blackadder

24th Jun '17 11:09:09 AM Kate
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** The fact that that scene consists of the Infanta trying to find out about Edmund's sexual skills ''from his mother'', who completely misses the point and says he's "like a little bunny" in bed, which the Infanta in turn misunderstands...
17th Jun '17 9:40:53 AM Gosicrystal
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'''George:''' [[AccidentallyAccurate Well as a matter of fact, they do often-]]\\

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'''George:''' [[AccidentallyAccurate Well as a matter of fact, they do often-]]\\often-\\
17th Jun '17 7:05:15 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''Baldrick:''' ''(fondly)'' Yes, and Mr. Blackadder loves you too. ''(smiles)''\\

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''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Baldrick:''' ''(fondly)'' Yes, and [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yes]]. And Mr. Blackadder loves you too. ''(smiles)''\\
17th Jun '17 3:56:09 AM DoctorNemesis
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* This little exchange between Edmund and the old man who becomes his servant, which also demonstrates what will become the Blackadder wit:
-->'''Old Man:''' Are you ridin' somewhere, my lord?\\
'''Edmund:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No, I thought I'd stand around here all day and talk to you.]]
14th Jun '17 3:12:05 PM Scorntex
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'''Blackadder:''' Baldrick, I've always been meaning to ask: Do you have any ambitions in life ''apart'' the acquisition of turnips?\\

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'''Blackadder:''' Baldrick, I've always been meaning to ask: Do you have any ambitions in life ''apart'' from the acquisition of turnips?\\


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** Said elaborate bluff, for the record, consists of Blackadder, when asked to produce the dictionary, responding "dictionary? What dictionary?"


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* At the arrival of France's most feared execution, Mme. Guillotine herself, she vows to do something so horrific it'd make the revolutionary sick.
-->'''Revolutionary:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Mme. Guillotine:''' No, you will be sick ''immediately''.\\
'''Revolutionary:''' What if I watch at first and am quietly sick in the corner? Tell me, what is it you plan? What is on your mind?\\
''(Mme. Guillotine whispers something in the revolutionary's ear. Almost immediately he begins retching and rushes out of the room)''


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* The Shadow claims never to harm any dumb, defenceless creature. Blackadder questions this, given...
-->'''Blackadder:''' Except squirrels?\\
'''The Shadow:''' ''(suddenly maniacally angry)'' Yes! I hate them! With their stupid long bushy tails and their ''stupid twitchy noses!''\\
''(The Shadow fires upward twice into the trees. There's a pair of squeaks, followed by loud thuds)''
* Blackadder's reaction to being found by Baldrick on the "unrealistic grassy knoll".
-->'''Blackadder:''' Baldrick! Thanks for introducing me to a completely new experience!\\
'''Baldrick:''' What's that?\\
'''Blackadder:''' Being ''genuinely'' pleased to see you.
13th Jun '17 1:10:19 PM ironballs16
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'''Blackadder:''' Jane "Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin" Harrington?\\

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'''Blackadder:''' Jane "Bury "[[ReallyGetsAround Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin" Coffin]]" Harrington?\\
12th Jun '17 3:53:49 PM ironballs16
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* The map representing how much ground the British have taken in the latest campaign. It takes up a single table in Melchett's office and is represented by a scale of 1:1. There's even an earthworm on the model.

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* The map representing how much ground the British have taken in the latest campaign. It takes up a single table in Melchett's office and is represented by a scale of 1:1.1:1, or 17 square feet. There's even an earthworm on the model.
6th Jun '17 9:39:20 AM mlsmithca
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* Upon seeing that they only have one execution scheduled for Wednesday, that of Lord Farrow, Blackadder decides to execute him on Monday and take the middle of the week off... which causes problems when Lady Farrow tries to appeal to Queenie to spare his life, and Her Majesty decides to allow Lady Farrow to visit her (late) husband. Needing a stand-in for the real thing, they decide to pretend Blackadder is him, with his face concealed by a bag over his head. The way Blackadder prepares Lady Farrow for this sight:
-->'''Blackadder:''' Though I should warn you that he...he will not be quite as you knew him.\\

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* Upon seeing that they only have one execution scheduled for Wednesday, that of Lord Farrow, Blackadder decides to execute him on Monday and take the middle of the week off... which causes problems when Lady Farrow tries to appeal to Queenie to spare his life, and Her Majesty decides to allow Lady Farrow to visit her (late) husband. husband.
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Needing a stand-in for the real thing, they decide to pretend Blackadder is him, with his face concealed by a bag over his head. The way Blackadder prepares Lady Farrow for this sight:
-->'''Blackadder:''' --->'''Blackadder:''' Though I should warn you that he...he will not be quite as you knew him.\\



--> '''Blackadder''': (doing his best to match Farrow's GutturalGrowl|er): Well I got into a scrap here with a fellow who called you ([[OohMeAccentsDropping normal voice]]) a nosy little strumpet who's always going blubbing to the queen (back to growl) and we got into a fight, and he cut off the top half.

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--> '''Blackadder''': (doing --->'''Blackadder''': ''[doing his best to match Farrow's GutturalGrowl|er): {{Guttural Growl|er}}]'': Well I got into a scrap here with a fellow who called you ([[OohMeAccentsDropping ''[[[OohMeAccentsSlipping normal voice]]) voice]]]'' a nosy little strumpet who's always going blubbing to the queen (back ''[back to growl) growl]'' and we got into a fight, and he cut off the top half.



--> '''Blackadder''': Eh, ah, yes of course, well I think you'd better be going. Lord Blackadder said he was going to be sending in his servant Baldrick to collect me.\\

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--> '''Blackadder''': --->'''Blackadder''': Eh, ah, yes of course, well I think you'd better be going. Lord Blackadder said he was going to be sending in his servant Baldrick to collect me.\\
26th May '17 4:46:38 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''Blackadder:''' Well, that must be why I'm so sick of the sight of you.

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'''Blackadder:''' Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you.
26th May '17 4:39:50 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''Blackadder:''' I'm sorry, actually, Doctor Johnson, but my Aunt Marjorie has just arrived... ''(he turns around to see Baldrick suddenly has a dog's head)'' Baldrick? ''(Baldrick waves at him)'' Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? Oh, ''God!'' It's a dream! ''(music starts playing, as Doctor Johnson, Marjorie and Baldrick start dancing out of the room)'' Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all...

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'''Blackadder:''' I'm sorry, actually, Doctor Johnson, but my Aunt Marjorie has just arrived... ''(he turns around to see Baldrick suddenly has a dog's head)'' Baldrick? ''(Baldrick waves at him)'' Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? ''(Realising)'' Oh, ''God!'' It's a dream! dream, isn't it? It's a ''bloody'' dream. ''(music starts playing, as Doctor Johnson, Marjorie and Baldrick start dancing out of the room)'' Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all...
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