History Funny / Blackadder

26th Sep '16 3:28:48 PM Scorntex
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* After a long night struggling with rewriting the dictionary, Blackadder is awoken by Baldrick.
-->'''Balckrick:''' Mr. Blackadder, time to wake up...\\
'''Blackadder:''' What time is it?\\
'''Baldrick:''' Monday morning.\\
'''Blackadder:''' [[OhCrap Oh my god, I've overslept!]] Where's the quill? Where's the parchment?\\
'''Baldrick:''' I dunno. Maybe Doctor Johnson's got some.\\
'''Blackadder:''' What?!\\
'''Baldrick:''' He's outside.\\
''(Blackadder screams in alarm. Doctor Johnson enters.)''\\
'''Doctor Johnson:''' Are you ill, sir?\\
'''Blackadder:''' You can't have it. I know I said Monday, but I want Baldrick to read it. And unfortunately that will mean teaching him to read. Which will take about ten years, but time well spent - it's such a very good dictionary.\\
'''Doctor Johnson:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(gesturing to his desk)'' OH GOD WE'VE BEEN BURGLED! ... [[DelayedReaction What?]]\\
'''Doctor Johnson:''' I think it's an awful dictionary, full of feeble definitions and ridiculous verbiage. I've come to ask you to chuck the damn thing in the fire.\\
'''Blackadder:''' Are you sure?\\
'''Doctor Johnson:''' I've never been more sure of anything in my life, sir.\\
'''Blackadder:''' I love you, Doctor Johnson, and I want to have your babies.\\
''(The two embrace, only for Blackadder to recline again on seeing a woman standing there.)''\\
'''Blackadder:''' I'm sorry, actually, Doctor Johnson, but my Aunt Marjorie has just arrived... ''(he turns around to see Baldrick suddenly has a dog's head)'' Baldrick? ''(Baldrick waves at him)'' Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? Oh, ''God!'' It's a dream! ''(music starts playing, as Doctor Johnson, Marjorie and Baldrick start dancing out of the room)'' Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all...
* Lord Byron's... unusual threat in demanding the return of the dictionary:
-->''BRING OUT SIR, OR IN MY PASSION I SHALL KILL EVERYONE HERE BY GIVING THEM '''SYPHILLIS!'''''
25th Sep '16 12:41:28 AM Mister6
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* The revelation at the end of the episode that the source of the leak is [[spoiler:George, who has been sending letters to his uncle Herrmann in Munich]].

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* The revelation at the end of the episode that the source of the leak is [[spoiler:George, who has been sending letters to his uncle Herrmann Hermann in Munich]].
25th Sep '16 12:39:02 AM Mister6
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'''Baldrick:''' Oh, no, I hate hostipals. ''[sic]'' My grandfather went into one, and when he come out, he was dead!\\

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'''Baldrick:''' Oh, no, I hate hostipals. ''[sic]'' hostipals ''[sic]''. My grandfather went into one, and when he come out, he was dead!\\



'''Baldrick:''' You go 'round the hostipal and you ask everyone, "Are you a German spy?"\\

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'''Baldrick:''' You go 'round the hostipal ''[sic]'' and you ask everyone, "Are you a German spy?"\\
25th Sep '16 12:34:47 AM Mister6
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-->'''Baldrick''': Can't you smell it, sir? There is something afoot in the wind. The huddled masses yearning to breathe free."\\

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-->'''Baldrick''': Can't you smell it, sir? There is something afoot in the wind. The huddled masses yearning to breathe free."\\\\
25th Sep '16 12:32:24 AM Mister6
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** In one of the next scenes, he actually has some barbed wire around his helmet.
23rd Sep '16 12:53:30 PM Chabal2
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** And it's not over: After Blackadder realizes his PocketProtector saved him, George says the same... then realizes he must have left it in his other suit, and promptly dies, for good.
13th Sep '16 6:26:09 AM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* The DarkReprise of the theme song at the end of the finale:
-->''So now, the wage of sin is paid,''
-->''The blade is still, the black steed grazes.''
-->''The only sound across the glade''
-->''Is Edmund pushing up the daisies.''
-->''Blackadder, Blackadder,''
-->''A shame about the plan.''
-->''Blackadder, Blackadder,''
-->''Farewell, you horrid man.''
19th Aug '16 3:56:19 PM sabremeister
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-->'''Baldrick''': I can't, sir!
-->'''Melchett''': And why not?


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-->'''Melchett''': Hahaa! Excellent native cockney wit! ''(punches Baldrick out)''
19th Aug '16 2:48:12 PM sabremeister
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* The speeches at the Battle of Bosworth Field. Richard III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard IV's...

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* The speeches at the Battle of Bosworth Field. Richard III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it Shakespeare's ''Henry V'' at Harfleur (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard IV's...
21st Jul '16 7:46:12 PM mlsmithca
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* Things get stickier for Blackadder when Lord Farrow's brother, Earl Farrow, succeeds in persuading the Queen to pardon his father, and she tells Edmund she wants to see the newly-freed noble just prior to visiting her friend Lord Ponsonby (whom she is having executed on Friday) and touring Traitor's Cloister, and Blackadder and Percy try to think of a way to escape their predicament. The best part of the scene is Blackadder's delivery when he realises how screwed they are:

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* Things get stickier for Blackadder when Lord Farrow's brother, Earl Farrow, succeeds in persuading the Queen to pardon his father, condemned sibling, and she tells Edmund she wants to see the newly-freed noble just prior to visiting her friend Lord Ponsonby (whom she is having executed on Friday) and touring Traitor's Cloister, and Blackadder and Percy try to think of a way to escape their predicament. The best part of the scene is Blackadder's delivery when he realises how screwed they are:
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