History Funny / Blackadder

24th May '16 8:50:02 AM Scorntex
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* At the conclusion, after all the drama, Baldrick tries handing his "book" over to Dr. Johnson.
-->'''Dr. Johnson:''' ''(reading)'' "Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage cal-" ... Sausage?! '''''SAUSAGE?!!''''' ''(he scrunches up the note and storms out)'' Damn and blast your eyes!\\
'''Baldrick:''' I didn't think it was that bad.\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(examines the dictionary)'' I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. ''(checks the book again)'' Oh, and [[BrickJoke aardvark]].
22nd May '16 12:27:26 PM Scorntex
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* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go [[{{Understatement}} poorly]]
-->'''Blackadder:''' Do you speak English?\\
'''Revolutionary:''' A leetle.\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(slowly, loudly and with appropriate gestures)'' I have rescued an aristocrat from the French revolutionaries. Please take me to your am-bas-ad-or!\\
'''Revolutionary:''' ''(just as slowly, loudly, and with appropriate gestures)'' No, ah won't! For you see, ah ''am'' a revolutionary, and 'ave mur-dered your ambassador and turned him into pate.


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* Edmund tries bartering release.
-->'''Blackadder:''' ''(in a working class accent, to the revolutionary)'' Look, mate, me old mate, we both working class, we both hate these pigs, so why don't you just let us go, whaddya say?
-->'''Revolutionary:''' On the contrary, I hate you En-ger-lish pigs, and your ridiculous conception that all Frenchmen are great lovers! ''(he moves closer to the bars)'' Ah'm French, and ah'm hung like a stuck pig!
23rd Apr '16 12:54:48 PM Damar
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** Made even funnier as Hugh Laurie is in visible pain contorting his face not trying to laugh.
20th Mar '16 3:17:47 AM ArcaneAzmadi
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* Blackadder's ploy to get out of the trenches by pretending to be mad involves stuffing two pencils up his nose, putting his underpants on his head, and just saying "Wibble" as an answer to any question. Unfortunately, he has to abandon the idea when he overhears Melchett saying he once shot an entire platoon in the Sudan for trying that very scheme.

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* Blackadder's ploy to get out of the trenches by pretending to be mad involves stuffing two pencils up his nose, putting his underpants on his head, and just saying "Wibble" as an answer to any question. Unfortunately, he has to abandon the idea when he overhears Melchett saying he once shot an entire platoon in the Sudan [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike for trying that very scheme.scheme]].
12th Mar '16 6:45:30 AM SoS
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* Following on from this, Jim Broadbent utterly stealing the scene between the Queen and Infanta by demonstrating his incredible talent for butchering the rhythm of the English language.


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* "Don't drink the wine!"
10th Mar '16 2:04:37 AM Klamath
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-->'''Blackadder''': Permission to speak. ''(Baldrick still doesn't say anything)'' Answer the question, Baldrick!

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-->'''Melchett''': Ah- Tally-ho, yippity-dap and zing-zang spillip! Looking forward to bullying off for the final chucker?
-->'''Blackadder''': ''(Baldrick is silent)'' Permission to speak. ''(Baldrick still doesn't say anything)'' Answer the question, General, Baldrick!
10th Mar '16 2:01:17 AM Klamath
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-->'''Blackadder''': Permission to speak. ''(Baldrick still doesn't say anything)'' I said permission to speak.
-->'''Baldrick''': I'd like to sir, but I have no idea what he's talking about.
-->'''Melchett''': [[SincerityMode Ha, the wit of the simple Englishman!]] ''(pinching Baldrick's cheek)'' I asked if you're excited for the big push?
-->'''Baldrick''': ''(pinching Melchett's cheek)'' No sir, I'm absolutely terrified.

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-->'''Blackadder''': Permission to speak. ''(Baldrick still doesn't say anything)'' I said permission to speak.
Answer the question, Baldrick!
-->'''Baldrick''': I'd like to sir, but I have no idea don't understand what he's talking about.
saying, sir.
-->'''Melchett''': [[SincerityMode Ha, the wit of the simple Englishman!]] ''(pinching Baldrick's cheek)'' I asked if you're excited for Are you looking forward to the big push?
-->'''Baldrick''': ''(pinching Melchett's cheek)'' No sir, I'm absolutely terrified.terrified, sir.
14th Feb '16 4:38:44 PM TheUnknownUploader
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* General Melchett tries to talk to Baldrick:
-->'''Blackadder''': Permission to speak. ''(Baldrick still doesn't say anything)'' I said permission to speak.
-->'''Baldrick''': I'd like to sir, but I have no idea what he's talking about.
-->'''Melchett''': [[SincerityMode Ha, the wit of the simple Englishman!]] ''(pinching Baldrick's cheek)'' I asked if you're excited for the big push?
-->'''Baldrick''': ''(pinching Melchett's cheek)'' No sir, I'm absolutely terrified.
13th Feb '16 5:29:32 PM MadCormorant
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* The actual Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election is presented as a parody of modern election broadcasts, with political commentator Vincent Hanna appearing as "his own ancestor". Hanna's utterly deadpan delivery of the absurd lines is a goldmine of hilarity.

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* The actual Dunny-on-the-Wold by-election is presented as a parody of modern election broadcasts, with political commentator Vincent Hanna appearing as "his own ancestor".ancestor", reporting for the ''Country Gentlemen's Pig Fertilizer Gazette''. Hanna's utterly deadpan delivery of the absurd lines is a goldmine of hilarity.
5th Feb '16 12:31:57 PM Rockjustice
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'''Blackadder''': George, that is a military map. It is unlikely to list interesting flora and fungi. What do the mushrooms symbolize?\\
'''George''': It says, "mine." So the mushrooms must belong to the chap who wrote the map!\\
'''Blackadder''': Either that or we're standing in a ''minefield''.\\

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'''Blackadder''': George, that is a military map. It is unlikely to list interesting flora and fungi. What do the Look at they key and you'll discover that those mushrooms symbolize?\\
aren't for picking.\\
'''George''': It says, "mine." So the these mushrooms must belong to the chap man who wrote made the map!\\
'''Blackadder''': Either that or we're standing in the middle of a ''minefield''.\\
'''Baldrick''': [[OhCrap Oh, dear]].
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