History Funny / BioshockRapture

* When Sander Cohen and Martin Finnegan use ADAM for the first time.

-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.” “Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…” Suchong:“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?” Tenenbaum:“No, no, [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—]]”''

* Eleanor Lamb violently dismantling ‘Mister Tape Recorder’ with a screwdriver while acting out its death throes--[[{{Irony}} not five seconds after her mother declares that Eleanor needs to be kept separate from other children so she can become a beacon of Sofia’s own peaceful ideology.]]

-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.” “Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…” Suchong:“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?” Tenenbaum:“No, no, [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—]]”''

* One of Gorland's past aliases is "[[MasterOfDisguise Wang]]". It's even funnier if you played the original game and recall [[spoiler:Fontaine's boast about having spent six months as a "chinaman"]].

-->''And then he fell to the floor, shaking with spasms, fighting for breath. Waves of dark, hissing energy unfolded in him. He felt high, but he was also terrified. He was distantly aware that Cohen was dragging down his pants -"Presto Plunge-Oh!"''

-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.” “Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…”
Suchong:“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?”
Tenenbaum:“No, no, [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—]]”''

-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.” “Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…” Suchong:“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?” Tenenbaum:“No, no, [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—]]”''

* Dr. Suchong and Tenenbaum's examination of Elaine Mc Donaugh, wife of Bill, at Suchong's free clinic during her pregnancy comes as as equally humorous and terrifying as its blatantly clear that neither of them have even the slightest hint of social graces or the ability to even act properly around a patient without considering them a lab experiment.

* Dr. Suchong and Tenenbaum's examination of Elaine McDonaugh, wife of Bill, at Suchong's free clinic during her pregnancy comes as as equally humorous and terrifying as its blatantly clear that neither of them have even the slightest hint of social graces or the ability to even act properly around a patient without considering them a lab experiment.
-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.” “Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…” Suchong:“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?” Tenenbaum:“No, no, [[TheHolocust all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—]]”''

-->''Suchong was lifting up the hospital gown—and he and Tenenbaum were both leaning over the exam table, frowning at Elaine’s private parts. Suchong grunted, pointing. “Interesting distention, there and there—you see? Part of peculiar metamorphosis of pregnant woman.”
“Yes, I see,” Tenenbaum said. “I have dissected many in this stage…”
“Enviable. Perhaps you have specimens?”
“No, no, all my specimens were taken when the Americans came, but—”''

-->''And then he fell to the floor, shaking with spasms, fighting for breath. Waves of dark, hissing energy unfolded in him. He felt high, but he was also terrified. He was distantly aware that Cohen was dragging down his pants -"Presto Plunge-Oh!"''

* One of Gorland's past aliases is "[[MasterOfDisguise Wang]]". It's even funnier if you played the original game and recall [[spoiler:Fontaine's boast about having spent six months as a "chinaman"]].

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* Dr. Tenenbaum trying to get a sperm sample from someone (who mistakenly thought that they were going to do something else):
-->''Perhaps she'd thrust the needle into his gonad rather too vigorously. But for him to run screaming from the lab, naked from the waist down, with a syringe dangling from his groin, trailing blood and shrieking "That crazy bitch put a spike in my goddamn nuts!" seemed like an overreaction.''

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