History Funny / Bioshock2

** The fact that Eleanor, as she describes "Threatened to tell on her mother", on him. She adds that she tried to defend herself by biting him.

** Another amusing nod is that even ''Ryan'' didn't like the tour, especially not the UncannyValley wax animatronic of himself. You can find an audio diary of his own skeptical reaction to seeing it, asking in a baffled voice, "Do children really respond to this?"

* During the [[TeleportSpam teleportation bit]] after you grab the Unstable Teleport Plasmid, one of the things you randomly teleport to is the sight of the Plasmid floating through the air, apparently chasing some poor Splicer who is screaming in terror and running from it as fast as he can.

* The Unstable Teleport Plasmid easter egg. After leading you on a merry chase all around Fontaine Futuristics, you finally catch it, whereupon it takes you along for the ride, randomly teleporting around the level as the jar floats around in the air. Midway through, you pop up in front of a bisinessman splicer, who jumps back, startled, then into a crawlspace, then back to the businessman's office, where you hear him screaming his fool head off. He shortly comes into view at a dead run as the plasmid jar floats along languidly in his wake, as if it's chasing him.

* In the room where you find the Booze Hound tonic, you also find an audio diary from a guy offering his friend dating advice, which basically involves a teddy bear and a trip on Journey to the Surface. If the bottles of booze you can find in the immediate area is anything to go by, you can take a pretty good guess how it went.

** The tour in general. Just as creator Carlton Fiddle mentions in his audio log, it is quite disturbing what Ryan made with the park. It is so {{Anvilicious}}, that {{Narm}} is putting it lightly when a massive hand pulls a child away to fight the war.

* Gilbert Alexander's [[JekyllAndHyde insane alter-ego]] is the height of CrazyAwesome. Honorable mentions go to preventing you from entering a locked office ''by singing the Fontaine Futuristics jingle'' so loudly it interferes with the voice lock, and introducing the first Alpha Series with "I think one of your old co-workers wants to welcome you back to the office".

** When you rescue Little Sisters, they occasionally reward you with teddybears containing money, [[AppliedPhlebotinum ADAM]], and a special item. Early on the special items are gene tonics that are unobtainable anywhere else. The last gift, when you have rescued every little sister in the game, contains [[spoiler: a cake]].

* Gilbert Alexander is the height of CrazyAwesome. Honorable mentions go to preventing you from entering a locked office ''by singing the Fontaine Futuristics jingle'' so loudly it interferes with the voice lock, and introducing the first Alpha Series with "I think one of your old co-workers wants to welcome you back to the office".

--->'''Alexander''': Yes, '''congratulations'''... you've won a battle of wits with a HOME APPLIANCE!

* In the Fontaine Futuristics level, [[spoiler:"Alex The Great"]] has this to say when you hack a vending machine:

-->"Yes, '''congratulations'''... you've won a battle of wits with a HOME APPLIANCE!"

* The Ryan Amusements audio tour. "BUT THE PARASITES SAY [[{{Narm}} NOOOOO!"]]

* In Minerva's Den, McClendon Robotics tried to make Robotic Little Sisters to take the place of the live ones. However, you can find an abandoned workshop filled with them and bottles of booze everywhere. [[http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Robotic_Little_Sisters_(Audio_Diary) Judging by this audio diary, the idea didn't turn out so well.]]

-->"Well done! You won a battle of wits with a HOME APPLIANCE!"

* When you search Reed Wahl's body for his administrator's key, so you can reactivate the Thinker, you also find pocket lint and a chewed-up pencil.