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[[spoiler:It's not every day you're five]]!

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[[spoiler:It's not every day you're five]]!five]]!
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* His brutally cynical "Happy Birthday in Minor Key" song, which is about how each birthday is a reminder of your mortality and a step closer to death. It gets even funnier when the last line reveals that [[spoiler:he's singing it to a five-year-old]].

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* His brutally cynical "Happy Birthday in Minor Key" [[{{Scales}} Key]]" song, which is about how each birthday is a reminder of your mortality and a step closer to death. It gets even funnier when the last line reveals that [[spoiler:he's singing it to a five-year-old]].

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* In his bit about how the British might respond when asked how they are, "Not too bad—all things considered." He wonders if they have truly considered "all things", and he recites a long list of things to consider.

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* In his bit about how the British might respond when asked how they are, "Not too bad—all things considered." He wonders if they have truly considered "all things", and he recites a long list of things to consider.consider.
* His brutally cynical "Happy Birthday in Minor Key" song, which is about how each birthday is a reminder of your mortality and a step closer to death. It gets even funnier when the last line reveals that [[spoiler:he's singing it to a five-year-old]].
-->It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie, \\
It's a cake in the shape of a lie!\\
Why use that knife to cut the cake?\\
Why, here's the reaper's scythe.\\
Happy birthday, cheeky chops!\\
[[spoiler:It's not every day you're five]]!
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* His anecdote about test-driving a Prius whose satellite navigator would only understand speech delivered in a bizarre, stretched-out tone of voice, leading the salesmen to demonstrate how to look up restaurants by saying, "Ehhh'm hengrehhh."

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* His anecdote about test-driving a Prius whose satellite navigator would only understand speech delivered in a bizarre, stretched-out tone of voice, leading the salesmen to demonstrate how to look up restaurants by saying, "Ehhh'm hengrehhh.""
* In his bit about how the British might respond when asked how they are, "Not too bad—all things considered." He wonders if they have truly considered "all things", and he recites a long list of things to consider.
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* Coming out during the intro to Tinselworm to Justin Timberlake's [=''SexyBack''=] and ''selling it''.

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* Coming out during the intro to Tinselworm to Justin Timberlake's [=''SexyBack''=] and ''selling it''.it''.
* His anecdote about test-driving a Prius whose satellite navigator would only understand speech delivered in a bizarre, stretched-out tone of voice, leading the salesmen to demonstrate how to look up restaurants by saying, "Ehhh'm hengrehhh."
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* Coming out during the intro to Tinselworm to Justin Timberlake's ''SexyBack'' and ''selling it''.

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* Coming out during the intro to Tinselworm to Justin Timberlake's ''SexyBack'' [=''SexyBack''=] and ''selling it''.
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-->"'Oh, Mr Darcy, I thank you for the gift of the Uzi.' 'My dear Elizabeth, with its light-weight barrel and high rate of fire it is indeed one of the most sought after light weapons in the world.' 'Oh, Mr Darcy, you da man.'"

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-->"'Oh, Mr Darcy, I thank you for the gift of the Uzi.' 'My dear Elizabeth, with its light-weight barrel and high rate of fire it is indeed one of the most sought after light weapons in the world.' 'Oh, Mr Darcy, you da man.'"'"
* Coming out during the intro to Tinselworm to Justin Timberlake's ''SexyBack'' and ''selling it''.
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* His techno remix of the Hokey Cokey!

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* His techno remix of the Hokey Cokey!Cokey!
* Reading 'A Brief History of Time' like a Jane Austen novel:
-->"'Ah, Mr Knightley, I am confused and not a little annoyed. It seems that even non-rotating black holes create and emit particles at a steady rate.' 'Oh, tush and fie, Emma. Quantum mechanics tells us the particles are created just outside the black hole's event horizon.' 'Oh, Mr Knightley, my synapses are shutting down.'"
** Applying the Austen treatment to a Tom Clancy novel:
-->"'Oh, Mr Darcy, I thank you for the gift of the Uzi.' 'My dear Elizabeth, with its light-weight barrel and high rate of fire it is indeed one of the most sought after light weapons in the world.' 'Oh, Mr Darcy, you da man.'"
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* His "Cockney Rock" version of ''BelaLugosi's Dead''.

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* His "Cockney Rock" version of ''BelaLugosi's ''Creator/BelaLugosi's Dead''.
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* 'The Scale of Evil': "Evil! Taxi! Evil! Taxi!"... "Moooody evil!"

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* 'The Scale of Evil': "Evil! Taxi! Evil! Taxi!"... "Moooody evil!"evil!"
* His techno remix of the Hokey Cokey!
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* U2 impression: "Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks!"

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* U2 impression: "Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks!"bollocks!"
* 'The Scale of Evil': "Evil! Taxi! Evil! Taxi!"... "Moooody evil!"
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* His "Cockney Rock" version of ''BelaLugosi's Dead''.

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* His "Cockney Rock" version of ''BelaLugosi's Dead''.Dead''.
* U2 impression: "Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks!"
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* His "Cockney Rock" version of ''BelaLugosi's Dead''.

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