History Funny / BeyondGoodAndEvil

* In one section of the slaughterhouses, you reach a passage which can't be crossed because a guard is watching it. He's standing on a platform surrounded by a deep pit and never looks away, so the only way to get across is to sneak up behind him and hit his tank with a thrown disc. He does the usual - he shouts "OUCH!" and starts staggering around - [[WhatAnIdiot and then wanders off the platform like a total goof before yelling when he realizes what he's just done]].

--> '''Double H:''' Don't worry miss Thyrus. I'll find my way out of ''[=HEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeere!=]''

* When Pey'j explains how the jet boots work, he dresses up in high falutin' what is essentially {{Fartillery}}, and then gives a demonstration... while yelling "CHILLI CON CARNE!"

* Pey'j attempting to pull a BigDamnHeroes moment when the Reaper attacks her... only to get caught by the thing. For extra laughs, try taking a picture of the boss at the very start of the battle.

* Winning the fourth hovercraft race in ''BeyondGoodAndEvil''. The excitement goes straight to Double H's head, and he decides that he can only express his joy by [[SmoochOfVictory planting a wet one]] on Jade. Jade's reaction is somewhere between humorous annoyance and abject horror. [[MemeticMutation Do Not Want!]]

* Pey'j attempting to pull a BigDamnHeroes moment when the cyclops attacks her... only to get caught by the thing. For extra laughs, try taking a picture of the boss at the very start of the battle.

* Pey'j attempting to pull a BigDamnHeroes moment when the cyclops attacks her . . . only to get caught by the thing. For extra laughs, try taking a picture of the boss at the very start of the battle.

* In one section of the slaughterhouses, you reach a passage which can't be crossed because a guard is watching it. He's standing on a platform surrounded by a deep pit and never looks away. You have to sneak up behind him and hit his tank with a thrown disc. He goes "OUCH!" and starts staggering around - and then wanders off the platform like a total goof before yelling at what he's just done.

* In one section of the slaughterhouses, you reach a passage which can't be crossed because a guard is watching it. You have to sneak up behind him and hit his tank with a thrown disc. He goes "OUCH!" and starts staggering around - and then wanders off the platform like a total goof before yelling at what he's just done.

* The announcer at the races, claiming that "the whimps, the weak and the wusses still have three more seconds to get the hell out of there and back to their knitting."

* [[VideogameCrueltyPotential Shooting at the ships in the bay]]. Their reactions are all quite funny, but the funniest are the airship containing an absolutely ''insane'' woman who takes the freak out to new levels, and the LargeHam with the {{Scotireland}} accent who sounds like he escaped a cheesy naval movie. "MASTER KOI! WE'RE BEING FIRED UPOOOOON!"

* Pey'j muttering to himself how everything would fall apart without him as he exits his little workship - and then a fan fizzes out, and flops over.

* Pey'j attempting to pull a BigDamnHeroes moment when the cyclops attacks her . . . only to get caught by the thing. For extra laughs, try taking a picture of the boss at the very start of the battle.

* The announcer at the races, claiming that "the whimps, the weak and the wusses still have three more seconds to get the hell out of there and back to their knitting."

* Winning the fourth hovercraft race in ''BeyondGoodAndEvil''. The excitement goes straight to Double H's head, and he decides that he can only express his joy by [[SmoochOfVictory planting a wet one]] on Jade. Jade's reaction is somewhere between humorous annoyance and abject horror. [[MemeticMutation Do Not Want!]]
** [[VideogameCrueltyPotential Shooting at the ships in the bay]]. Their reactions are all quite funny, but the funniest are the airship containing an absolutely ''insane'' woman who takes the freak out to new levels, and the LargeHam with the {{Scotireland}} accent who sounds like he escaped a cheesy naval movie. "MASTER KOI! WE'RE BEING FIRED UPOOOOON!"

* Winning the fourth hovercraft race. The excitement goes straight to Double H's head, and he decides that he can only express his joy by [[SmoochOfVictory planting a wet one]] on Jade. Jade's reaction is somewhere between humorous annoyance and abject horror. [[MemeticMutation Do Not Want!]]
* [[VideogameCrueltyPotential Shooting at the ships in the bay]]. Their reactions are all quite funny, but the funniest are the airship containing an absolutely ''insane'' woman who takes the freak out to new levels, and the LargeHam with the {{Scotireland}} accent who sounds like he escaped a cheesy naval movie. "MASTER KOI! WE'RE BEING FIRED UPOOOOON!"

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