History Funny / BetterDays

For a comic filled with drama (and ''how''), ''BetterDays'' has a couple Crowning Moments of its own. For example, the name of the store in [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/08/chapter-10-brot-5.html this comic]].

--(''Fisk [[{{Beat}} quietly]] reads the medical encyclopædia.'')

* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/09/chapter-10-brot-12.html ‘Mmm. Potatoes.’]]
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/07/post-131.html ‘Oh, fuck you.’]]

* ''BetterDays'': For a comic filled with drama (and ''how''), it has a couple Crowning Moments of its own. For example, the name of the store in [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/08/chapter-10-brot-5.html this comic]].
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2006/02/chapter-14-all-8.html "...my favorite...Cthulhu!"]] and [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2006/02/chapter-14-all-9.html the follow-up. ("This one can.")]]
* [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/05/chapter-18-reac-17.html "Shit. Let me borrow your purse."]]
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/09/chapter-10-brot-12.html "Mmm. Potatoes."]]
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2004/07/post-131.html "Oh, fuck you."]]
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2008/01/chapter-20-the-12.html "Are you ready for our big excursion into culture and sophistication, Jules?"]]
* [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/09/chapter-19-part-16.html "You're not Fisk." "Do you THINK so!?"]]
* Jessica seems to earn one of these almost every time she shows up. Primarily during the "Party Girls story-arc. It opens to her just sitting there for a what may be a few hours just leaning on her cheek, panting with her tongue lolling out and a happy expression on her face. It's Beth and Lucy's commentary that really seals it:

-->'''Beth:''' It's not a seizure, she's just a dog... A happy dog. She's catatonic with it.
-->'''Lucy:''' ... How long does this last?

** The next page, presumably a few minutes later, we see both Beth and Lucy going about their normal routines when the sound of '''THUMP!'' "Wrf!" breaks the silence. And just like that, Jessica's back.
** Later on in the story-arc, Lucy is asked to stand in for the entertainment broadcaster/relationship-counselor at WSB Radio (where she works as a news broadcaster) when he can't show because of an accident, under the alias "Lucy Love." Meanwhile, back at the apartment, Beth and Jessica hear her show and decide to troll the heck out of her:
*** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/08/chapter-19-part-9.html "Baba-Booey."]]
** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/10/chapter-19-part-27.html "A whole twenty?" "He doesn't give change, Liz!"]]
** [[MomentKiller "Stripper Joust!!]] [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-32.html En garde!"]]
** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-36.html "The penis spoke and it was wise."]]

** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-36.html "The penis spoke and it was wise."]]

** [[MomentKiller "Stripper Joust!!]][[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-32.html En garde!"]]

** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-32.html "Stripper Joust! En garde!"]]

-->'''Lucy:''' Betty in North Atlanta... You have an... Ah... Unique problem
-->'''Beth:''' Yes Lucy... Um... I can't achieve orgasm unless I'm having anal sex...
-->'''Lucy:''' Oh... Well, is that a problem-
-->'''Beth:''' ... In a van, with my face pushed up against the windshield... With your brother holding my hair-
-->'''Lucy:''' Wait... BETH?
-->'''[[{{Troll}} Beth]]:''' Baba-Booey.
-->'''Lucy:''' Just wait until I get home, you little brat!

** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/11/chapter-19-part-32.html "Stripper Joust! En garde!"]]

** [[http://jaynaylor.com/betterdays/archives/2007/10/chapter-19-part-27.html "A whole twenty?" "He doesn't give change, Liz!"]]

-->'''Lucy:''' Just wait until I get home, you little brat!

** The next page, presumably a few minutes later, we see both Beth and Lucy going about their normal routines when the sound of '''THUMP!'' "Wrf!" breaks the silence. And just like that, Jessica's back.

-->'''Lucy:''' How long has she been like that.