History Funny / BeavisAndButthead

13th Nov '17 7:48:17 AM AkoSiKuya23
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* Cornholio trying to get new parents to name their baby "Bungholio." "He will be an albino...and a gringo!"

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* Cornholio trying to get new parents to name their baby "Bungholio." "He "
-->'''Cornholio:''' I am Cornholio! And you will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an albino? Mmmmhmhmhm heh heh. Julio Bunghlio! He
will be an albino...and a gringo!"
gringo!
29th Oct '17 6:07:02 PM jedidarrick
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--->"Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by [[Creator/MikeJudge this Texas guy]] whom we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny But for some reason, the little wienerheads make us laugh."]]

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--->"Beavis -->"Beavis and Butt-Head are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by [[Creator/MikeJudge this Texas guy]] whom we hardly even know. Beavis and Butt-Head are dumb, crude, thoughtless, ugly, sexist, self-destructive fools. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny But for some reason, the little wienerheads make us laugh."]]
28th Oct '17 11:51:04 AM MisterCPC
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* In "Liar Liar" the duo take a polygraph test to see if either of them lifted money from the Burger World cash registers after it comes up short. When Beavis' turn comes up, the interrogator asks him to say the first thing that comes to mind to make sure he's hooked up properly. Beavis' response? [[spoiler:"I killed a bunch of people once!"]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice And the truth bell dings.]]''
** Beavis' above statement gets him arrested for a string of serial killings that occurred back in the 1960's. When the news report mentions the police were asked how he possibly could have committed them when they were obviously committed long before he was even born, their response is "[[InsaneTrollLogic he's very clever]]."
14th Oct '17 8:03:59 PM Kinola
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* Cornholio trying to get new parents to name their baby "Bungholio." "He will be an albino...and a gringo!"
4th Aug '17 10:47:20 AM ToaJedi04
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* Despite it being the most controversial episode in the series "Comedians" has this moment.
--> '''Butt-Head''': Uh, whats green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?
--> '''Butt-Head''': Uh huh huh, a frog in a blender.
12th Jun '17 8:57:39 PM nombretomado
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* The very fact the duo presented the Sound Effects Editing awards during the 1997 ''AcademyAward'' show.

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* The very fact the duo presented the Sound Effects Editing awards during the 1997 ''AcademyAward'' ''UsefulNotes/AcademyAward'' show.
11th Jun '17 9:05:55 PM Kinola
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* Beavis and Butt-head's appearance on ''Celebrity Deathmatch''. Who won? [[spoiler: Cornholio!]]
27th May '17 5:33:06 PM nombretomado
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* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-Head's comments while watching a clip of ''JerseyShore'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:

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* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-Head's comments while watching a clip of ''JerseyShore'', ''Series/JerseyShore'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:



* Beavis and Butt-Head [[HehHehYouSaidX laugh at almost anything that sounds like reproductive organs]], but it's hilarious to see that even '''they''' roll their eyes when the ''JerseyShore'' cast makes a not so subtle sex joke.

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* Beavis and Butt-Head [[HehHehYouSaidX laugh at almost anything that sounds like reproductive organs]], but it's hilarious to see that even '''they''' roll their eyes when the ''JerseyShore'' ''Series/JerseyShore'' cast makes a not so subtle sex joke.
12th May '17 11:32:57 AM Simpsonwatcher314
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-->'''Beavis:''' Um, hey Butt-head, [[TooMuchInformation is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?]]

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-->'''Beavis:''' Um, hey Butt-head, Butt-Head, [[TooMuchInformation is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?]]



** Of particular note was the scene where Butt-Head was treating the nosebleed like a sore tooth. All the viewer sees is from Beavis' perspective, where Butt-Head had tied a string from ''something'' on Beavis' face to the doorknob. Cue his slamming the door and Beavis screaming in pain as his vision washes over red.

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** Of particular note was the scene where Butt-Head was treating the nosebleed like a sore tooth. All the viewer sees is from Beavis' Beavis's perspective, where Butt-Head had tied a string from ''something'' on Beavis' Beavis's face to the doorknob. Cue his slamming the door and Beavis screaming in pain as his vision washes over red.



** While Butt-head is looking at the form for the hurt bird, a cat that was sitting next to Beavis eats said bird. It takes a while for Beavis and the cat's owner to make it spit the bird out, after which the cat receives a smack from Beavis.
* "The Future of Beavis And Butthead." The discussion of "duties" leads to a good old fashioned OneDialogueTwoConversations.

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** While Butt-head Butt-Head is looking at the form for the hurt bird, a cat that was sitting next to Beavis eats said bird. It takes a while for Beavis and the cat's owner to make it spit the bird out, after which the cat receives a smack from Beavis.
* "The Future of Beavis And Butthead.Butt-Head." The discussion of "duties" leads to a good old fashioned OneDialogueTwoConversations.



-->'''Butthead:''' Beavis likes all his 'duties'.

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Beavis likes all his 'duties'.



-->'''Butthead:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards Whoa! You're disgusting!]]
** Butt-head's ImagineSpot of owning his own video store: "Butt-head's Porn Palace." It's so perfectly inane.

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards Whoa! You're disgusting!]]
** Butt-head's Butt-Head's ImagineSpot of owning his own video store: "Butt-head's "Butt-Head's Porn Palace." It's so perfectly inane.



* The very first video snarked on during the revival (the music video for the MGMT song "Kids") featured Beavis doing his infamous "Fire!" bit. After the outrage from the MoralGuardians during the series' original run over Beavis' obsession with fire, it was hilarious -- and damned satisfying -- to see Mike Judge [[JustForPun fire that gag off]] almost right off the bat.

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* The very first video snarked on during the revival (the music video for the MGMT song "Kids") featured Beavis doing his infamous "Fire!" bit. After the outrage from the MoralGuardians during the series' series's original run over Beavis' Beavis's obsession with fire, it was hilarious -- and damned satisfying -- to see Mike Judge [[JustForPun fire that gag off]] almost right off the bat.



* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-head's comments while watching a clip of ''JerseyShore'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:

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* As you can see from Beavis and Butt-head's Butt-Head's comments while watching a clip of ''JerseyShore'', their snarky comments during videos (and, now, MTV original series) are just witty and hilarious as ever:



** Coach Buzz-Cut restraining Beavis after he finally flips out at Butt-Head: "Beavis! You will beat the crap out of Butt-Head on your ''own'' time!"

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** Coach Buzz-Cut Buzzcut restraining Beavis after he finally flips out at Butt-Head: "Beavis! You will beat the crap out of Butt-Head on your ''own'' time!"



* Beavis' constant attempts at howling like a wolf only to start coughing.

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* Beavis' Beavis's constant attempts at howling like a wolf only to start coughing.



* "Keep your hands...to yourself." "Uh, oh yeah. The answer was always with us." [[labelnote:explanation]]Beavis and Butt-head's epiphany that they don't a "daughter's hand" to jack off while Tom Anderson and his new neighbor beat the crap out of each other, [[MundaneMadeAwesome all accompanied by majestic music]].[[/labelnote]]

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* "Keep your hands...to yourself." "Uh, oh yeah. The answer was always with us." [[labelnote:explanation]]Beavis and Butt-head's Butt-Head's epiphany that they don't a "daughter's hand" to jack off while Tom Anderson and his new neighbor beat the crap out of each other, [[MundaneMadeAwesome all accompanied by majestic music]].[[/labelnote]]



* Beavis and Butt-head on ''16 and Pregnant'':
-->'''Butt-head:''' This chick is a horrible actor.

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* Beavis and Butt-head Butt-Head on ''16 and Pregnant'':
-->'''Butt-head:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' This chick is a horrible actor.



-->'''Butt-head:''' Uh, wait a minute. I think this is real.

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-->'''Butt-head:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Uh, wait a minute. I think this is real.



* Beavis and Butt-head unwittingly working as Tech Support is as hilarious as expected.

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* Beavis and Butt-head Butt-Head unwittingly working as Tech Support is as hilarious as expected.



--->'''Cornholio:''' '''YOU ARE ALL BUNGHOLES!''' Each and every one of you! Yeah. And now I must go. For I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole.

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--->'''Cornholio:''' '''YOU ARE ALL BUNGHOLES!''' Each and every one of you! Yeah. And now I must go. For I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP Teepee for my bunghole.



** Beavis and Butthead's 'dancing' to the chorus.

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** Beavis and Butthead's Butt-Head's 'dancing' to the chorus.



--> '''Butt-head''': Beavis, you think everything means that. But in this case, it does.

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--> '''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': Beavis, you think everything means that. But in this case, it does.



* Butthead implying that he teabagged Beavis cake when he was in the bathroom.

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* Butthead Butt-Head implying that he teabagged Beavis Beavis's cake when he was in the bathroom.



--> '''Butthead''': Lookout prostitutes, here we come!

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--> '''Butthead''': '''Butt-Head''': Lookout prostitutes, here we come!



---> '''Butt-head''': Damn it, Beavis! You've watched three season of this show and you've learned ''nothing''. What a waste of time.
** "And her Ronald Macdonald socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."

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---> '''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': Damn it, Beavis! You've watched three season of this show and you've learned ''nothing''. What a waste of time.
** "And her Ronald Macdonald MacDonald socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."



* Beavis and Butthead watch ''Teen Cribs'' and mistaken it for ''Series/SixteenAndPregnant'', noting that the latter features poor people who live with their grandmas. This leads to the following:

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* Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head watch ''Teen Cribs'' and mistaken it for ''Series/SixteenAndPregnant'', noting that the latter features poor people who live with their grandmas. This leads to the following:



-->'''Butthead:''' Uhhh, you don't have any tax dollars!

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhhh, you don't have any tax dollars!



--->'''Butthead:''' I had to make a waterfall and a wood slide and had to work my whole damn life to pay for this crap. Ughnnn...

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' I had to make a waterfall and a wood slide and had to work my whole damn life to pay for this crap. Ughnnn...



--->'''Butthead:''' I tried to runaway to Zion National Park but they caught me with that damn telescope. Ugh...

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' I tried to runaway to Zion National Park but they caught me with that damn telescope. Ugh...



-->'''Butt-head''': I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom. Huh-huh.

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-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom. Huh-huh.



-->'''Butt-head''': "And then for the first verse, I was thinking of this: 'Ueeeeoueeeeeuuuugh!'"

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-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': "And then for the first verse, I was thinking of this: 'Ueeeeoueeeeeuuuugh!'"



* The montage of the boys [[MouseTrap trying to set the trap up]].[[labelnote:something]]The hardware store merchant actually ''let them have the trap for free''. Mabye he knew about their lack of intelligence and decided that it would be quicker to just let them have it.[[/labelnote]]

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* The montage of the boys [[MouseTrap trying to set the trap up]].[[labelnote:something]]The hardware store merchant actually ''let them have the trap for free''. Mabye Maybe he knew about their lack of intelligence and decided that it would be quicker to just let them have it.[[/labelnote]]



* There's a FunnyBackgroundEvent when Beavis and Butthead are fighting over a filthy bird.

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* There's a FunnyBackgroundEvent when Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head are fighting over a filthy bird.



* Beavis and Butthead looting the Maxi Mart during the evacuation.
* The duo seeing a reporter doing a piece on the damage to Stewarts house that the two caused, and misunderstanding the whole thing, thinking that someone else showed up and trashed the place after "they made it cool".

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* Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head looting the Maxi Mart during the evacuation.
* The duo seeing a reporter doing a piece on the damage to Stewarts Stewart's house that the two caused, and misunderstanding the whole thing, thinking that someone else showed up and trashed the place after "they made it cool".



-->'''Butthead''': Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life.

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-->'''Butthead''': -->'''Butt-Head''': Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life.



-->'''Butthead''': Yeah, uh-huh-huh-huh. That's uplifting!

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-->'''Butthead''': -->'''Butt-Head''': Yeah, uh-huh-huh-huh. That's uplifting!



--->'''Butthead:''' That would rule!

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' That would rule!



--->'''Butthead:''' It would be the greatest chick flick that has ever been made.

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' It would be the greatest chick flick that has ever been made.



* In true Beavis and Butthead fashion, the duo mistook the P.A.T. leaders' words about not having to learn something complicated (referring to the Theory of Evolution) and uses it to get out of not just biology class but every class ''they'' find complicated (including Geometry and P.E.) and tell everyone that they're going to hell. What sells it is Beavis interjecting rhetoric on Hell.
-->'''Butthead:''' Uhh. We shouldn't have to learn this.

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* In true Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head fashion, the duo mistook the P.A.T. leaders' words about not having to learn something complicated (referring to the Theory of Evolution) and uses it to get out of not just biology class but every class ''they'' find complicated (including Geometry and P.E.) and tell everyone that they're going to hell. What sells it is Beavis interjecting rhetoric on Hell.
-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Uhh. We shouldn't have to learn this.



-->'''Butthead:''' 'Cause my uncle's not a monkey!

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' 'Cause my uncle's not a monkey!



-->'''Butthead:''' Tell that to the Lord.

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Tell that to the Lord.



-->'''Butthead:''' You're going to Hell!

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' You're going to Hell!



--->'''Butthead:''' Whoa! You're definitely going to Hell!

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' Whoa! You're definitely going to Hell!



--->'''Butthead:''' To each his own.

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--->'''Butthead:''' --->'''Butt-Head:''' To each his own.



* The fact that the boys only accomplish putting their names on their test papers after three hours, triggering [=McVicker=] to fill in answers on Butt-head's paper himself. What makes the scene funnier is Van Driessen's nearly deadpan response to [=McVicker=] cheating for Butt-head, complete with his obligatory "mmkay".

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* The fact that the boys only accomplish putting their names on their test papers after three hours, triggering [=McVicker=] to fill in answers on Butt-head's Butt-Head's paper himself. What makes the scene funnier is Van Driessen's nearly deadpan response to [=McVicker=] cheating for Butt-head, Butt-Head, complete with his obligatory "mmkay".



* Prior to Series/{{Jackass}} 3D, Beavis and Butthead try out their 3D glasses, but Beavis seems to think it's not working. Then...
-->'''Butthead:''' Whoa! Hey, Beavis! Look at my hand. It's in 3D.

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* Prior to Series/{{Jackass}} 3D, Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head try out their 3D glasses, but Beavis seems to think it's not working. Then...
-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Whoa! Hey, Beavis! Look at my hand. It's in 3D.



-->'''Butthead:''' Huh huh. So, sit back and... ''(Smacks Beavis across the face)'' enjoy the movie.

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Huh huh. So, sit back and... ''(Smacks Beavis across the face)'' enjoy the movie.



-->'''Butthead:''' Dumbass.

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-->'''Butthead:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Dumbass.



* According to Mike Judge, he once got a recording message from a angry viewer of the show whom for some reason (Either he was illiterate or really was a drunken redneck idiot) he thought the show was called "Porky's Butthole"... it's still a RiddleOfTheAges about how did he ever get "Porky's Butthole" out of "Beavis and Butthead" besides the word "Butt" in the title. The cherry on top of this story is the angry viewer was the inspiration for Jeff Boomhauer from "King of the Hill"!

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* According to Mike Judge, he once got a recording message from a angry viewer of the show whom for some reason (Either he was illiterate or really was a drunken redneck idiot) he thought the show was called "Porky's Butthole"... it's still a RiddleOfTheAges about how did he ever get "Porky's Butthole" out of "Beavis and Butthead" Butt-Head" besides the word "Butt" in the title. The cherry on top of this story is the angry viewer was the inspiration for Jeff Boomhauer from "King of the Hill"!



[[AC:Beavis And Butthead In Virtual Stupidity]]
* Butthead telling the guy who's car gets stolen in the park that it just went for a walk, ''and the idiot BELIVES him''.
--> '''Guy'''': Oh, I didnt know it could do that. I'll just wait for it then.
--> '''Butthead''': [[SarcasmMode Uh yeah dude, you do that]].

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[[AC:Beavis And Butthead Butt-Head In Virtual Stupidity]]
* Butthead Butt-Head telling the guy who's car gets stolen in the park that it just went for a walk, ''and the idiot BELIVES him''.
--> '''Guy'''': Oh, I didnt didn't know it could do that. I'll just wait for it then.
--> '''Butthead''': '''Butt-Head''': [[SarcasmMode Uh yeah dude, you do that]].



--> '''Butthead''': Uh, Beavis is.

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--> '''Butthead''': '''Butt-Head''': Uh, Beavis is.



** The female guard who takes a shine to Beavis, and utterly loathes Butthead.
* Beavis and Butthead stealing a ''tank'' from the veterans hall, and uses it to get food from the Burger World drive through, then end up crashing it into traffic.

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** The female guard who takes a shine to Beavis, and utterly loathes Butthead.
Butt-Head.
* Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head stealing a ''tank'' from the veterans hall, and uses it to get food from the Burger World drive through, then end up crashing it into traffic.



--> '''Beavis''': Um, is that squirrel pretty, Butthead?
--> '''Butthead''': Don't ask dont tell, dude.

[[AC:Beavis and Butthead Do U]]
* The conversation about women between Butthead and Van Driesen outside the student union.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Remember Butthead, sometimes its enough to just talk with a woman.
--> '''Butthead''': *genuinely confused* Uh, ''what?''
* Beavis and Butthead pledging to a fraternity. Its exactly as hilarious as it sounds.
* Butthead tries charming a snake so they can steal its eggs for one of the quests. When that fails, he gets it to bite Beavis in the neck, and steals the eggs in the commotion.
* Butthead using a cattle prod on Beavis as the Great Cornholio to get him to do the vertical jump for the gym class signature.

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--> '''Beavis''': Um, is that squirrel pretty, Butthead?
Butt-Head?
--> '''Butthead''': '''Butt-Head''': Don't ask dont tell, dude.

[[AC:Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head Do U]]
* The conversation about women between Butthead Butt-Head and Van Driesen Driessen outside the student union.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Driessen''': Remember Butthead, Butt-Head, sometimes its enough to just talk with a woman.
--> '''Butthead''': '''Butt-Head''': *genuinely confused* Uh, ''what?''
* Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head pledging to a fraternity. Its exactly as hilarious as it sounds.
* Butthead Butt-Head tries charming a snake so they can steal its eggs for one of the quests. When that fails, he gets it to bite Beavis in the neck, and steals the eggs in the commotion.
* Butthead Butt-Head using a cattle prod on Beavis as the Great Cornholio to get him to do the vertical jump for the gym class signature.
12th May '17 11:20:01 AM Simpsonwatcher314
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** The Drivers Ed class requires birth certificate and parental permission. Butthead brings his birth certificate and the permission slip atleast, even though "someone" has burned out the date of birth on his certificate and messily scribbled in "1975", and the permission signature is clearly forged. Beavis however, just brings two torn up pieces of paper, one of which has the word "Byrth Certyfikat" crudely scribbled on it, the other with the word "Permusion Slep" written on it. And Buzzcut STILL lets both of them in.
* "Trouble Urinating": Well for one, the concept involves [[EpicFail Beavis and Butt-head forgetting how to urinate]].

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** The Drivers Ed class requires birth certificate and parental permission. Butthead Butt-Head brings his birth certificate and the permission slip atleast, at least, even though "someone" has burned out the date of birth on his certificate and messily scribbled in "1975", and the permission signature is clearly forged. Beavis however, just brings two torn up pieces of paper, one of which has the word "Byrth Certyfikat" crudely scribbled on it, the other with the word "Permusion Slep" written on it. And Buzzcut STILL lets both of them in.
* "Trouble Urinating": Well for one, the concept involves [[EpicFail Beavis and Butt-head Butt-Head forgetting how to urinate]].



''[The dog mauls at Beavis' leg while Butt-Head just stands there.]''

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''[The dog mauls at Beavis' Beavis's leg while Butt-Head just stands there.]''



* The first episode that features Cornholio. Beavis raids the Stevensons candy stash, and shows up to school in full sugar rush mode. Once the transformation is complete, he just walks out of the classroom to Mr. Van Driesens complete befuddlement.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Is Beavis having some sort of problem I should be aware of?

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* The first episode that features Cornholio. Beavis raids the Stevensons Stevenson's candy stash, and shows up to school in full sugar rush mode. Once the transformation is complete, he just walks out of the classroom to Mr. Van Driesens Driessen's complete befuddlement.
--> '''Van Driesen''': Driessen''': Is Beavis having some sort of problem I should be aware of?



** The duo hiding in the woods and stealing Mr Andersons golf balls whenever he hits one near them, which eventually leads to him running out of them completely and the two selling the balls back to him.

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** The duo hiding in the woods and stealing Mr Andersons Mr. Anderson's golf balls whenever he hits one near them, which eventually leads to him running out of them completely and the two selling the balls back to him.



** The look on Beavis' face when the pregnancy test tested "positive".

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** The look on Beavis' Beavis's face when the pregnancy test tested "positive".



* Beavis' critique on Music/{{Korn}}'s "Blind" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKM2xSJ5hP0 should be heard to be fully appreciated.]]

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* Beavis' Beavis's critique on Music/{{Korn}}'s "Blind" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKM2xSJ5hP0 should be heard to be fully appreciated.]]



-->'''Butt-head:''' If those were the words, it'd be cool.

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-->'''Butt-head:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' If those were the words, it'd be cool.



* Beavis' reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTz_pVRnXMQ "California" by Wax]]. Even better is that when Butt-head snaps him out of it at the end of the video, Beavis doesn't even remember any of it.

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* Beavis' Beavis's reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTz_pVRnXMQ "California" by Wax]]. Even better is that when Butt-head Butt-Head snaps him out of it at the end of the video, Beavis doesn't even remember any of it.



-->'''Butt-head:''' Life. What a beautiful choice.

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-->'''Butt-head:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' Life. What a beautiful choice.



* The duo is actually stupid enough to believe that they can buy stuff with ''black and white counterfiet dollars and nickles that they got from a print shop''. They tried this out in "Green Thumbs"...[[spoiler:and no, they do not succeed.]]

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* The duo is actually stupid enough to believe that they can buy stuff with ''black and white counterfiet counterfeit dollars and nickles that they got from a print shop''. They tried this out in "Green Thumbs"...[[spoiler:and no, they do not succeed.]]



-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *laugh uncontrollably*

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-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': Butt-Head''': *laugh uncontrollably*



-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *silence*

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-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': Butt-Head''': *silence*



-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': *laugh uncontrollably*
** The plot of the episode is that Butthead starts choking on a chicken nugget, and Beavis incredibly poor attempts at saving him. He eventually leaves the house to look for a sign showing the instruction for the Heimlich Maneuver (which Beavis instantly mishears as "licked his rectum" when told about it by the 911 operator), which he almost immediatly forgets about and goes off in search of nachos, leaving Butthead to slowly choke to death back at the house. Eventually, Beavis remembers what he was supposed to be doing, and goes to Burger World for the sign, only to come back with an Employees Must Wash Hands sign. Luckily, he steps on the now almost dead Butthead when he comes back in, leading to Butthead spitting up the nugget...[[TooDumbToLive only for Beavis to eat the nugget and immediatly begin choking as well]].

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-->'''Beavis and Butt-head''': Butt-Head''': *laugh uncontrollably*
** The plot of the episode is that Butthead Butt-Head starts choking on a chicken nugget, and Beavis incredibly poor attempts at saving him. He eventually leaves the house to look for a sign showing the instruction for the Heimlich Maneuver (which Beavis instantly mishears as "licked his rectum" when told about it by the 911 operator), which he almost immediatly immediately forgets about and goes off in search of nachos, leaving Butthead Butt-Head to slowly choke to death back at the house. Eventually, Beavis remembers what he was supposed to be doing, and goes to Burger World for the sign, only to come back with an Employees Must Wash Hands sign. Luckily, he steps on the now almost dead Butthead Butt-Head when he comes back in, leading to Butthead Butt-Head spitting up the nugget...[[TooDumbToLive only for Beavis to eat the nugget and immediatly begin choking as well]].



** Before that, when the two boys are fighting over who gets to go first, Butthead attacks Beavis with what can only be described as the "Pelvic Thrust of Doom." ''Repeatedly.''

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** Before that, when the two boys are fighting over who gets to go first, Butthead Butt-Head attacks Beavis with what can only be described as the "Pelvic Thrust of Doom." ''Repeatedly.''



-->'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long till something good's on TV?\\
'''Butt-head''': Uhhh...Two hours dude.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long until some...\\
'''Butt-head''': Beavis, shut up or I'll kick your ass.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, how long(Butt-head slaps him) OOW! This sucks.

to:

-->'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, Butt-Head, how long till something good's on TV?\\
'''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': Uhhh...Two hours dude.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, Butt-Head, how long until some...\\
'''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': Beavis, shut up or I'll kick your ass.\\
'''Beavis''': Hey Butt-head, Butt-Head, how long(Butt-head long(Butt-Head slaps him) OOW! This sucks.



* The episode "Tired" is classic. The boys roll a gigantic tire up a hill overlooking Highland, and before Beavis is completely settled inside, Butthead rolls him down the hill, leading to a lengthy montage of a screaming Beavis [[spoiler: nearly causing a multi-car pile-up, almost killing Mr. Van Driessen, crushing someone under a car, ''knocking a train off the tracks,'' and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking causing Todd to spill his beer while driving.]]]]
-->'''Beavis (after struggling to his feet):''' [[PartingFromConsciousnessWords Dammit, Butthead; I said I wasn't ready!]] [FaceFault]

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* The episode "Tired" is classic. The boys roll a gigantic tire up a hill overlooking Highland, and before Beavis is completely settled inside, Butthead Butt-Head rolls him down the hill, leading to a lengthy montage of a screaming Beavis [[spoiler: nearly causing a multi-car pile-up, almost killing Mr. Van Driessen, crushing someone under a car, ''knocking a train off the tracks,'' and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking causing Todd to spill his beer while driving.]]]]
-->'''Beavis (after struggling to his feet):''' [[PartingFromConsciousnessWords Dammit, Butthead; Butt-Head; I said I wasn't ready!]] [FaceFault]



'''Butt-head''': ''Now'' it's over--\\

to:

'''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': ''Now'' it's over--\\



'''Butt-head''': AUUUGH!\\

to:

'''Butt-head''': '''Butt-Head''': AUUUGH!\\



* Butt-head has truly mastered the art of the YourMom joke, as heard during Music/{{Prince}}'s "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World."

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* Butt-head Butt-Head has truly mastered the art of the YourMom joke, as heard during Music/{{Prince}}'s "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World."



* In the beginning of "Animation Sucks", Mr. Van Driessen gives a long speech on how animation is a long and difficult process that yields beautiful results . . . [[HypocriticalHumor as it shows a single frame of Beavis and Butthead just sitting there for a good 30 seconds.]]
* During Sam Harris' "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and Yanni's "Reflections of Passion", Beavis was begging Butt-Head to change the channel, but Butt-Head decided to torture Beavis by maxing out the volume instead. Beavis' reaction is priceless, especially in "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" where he degrades into {{angrish}}.

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* In the beginning of "Animation Sucks", Mr. Van Driessen gives a long speech on how animation is a long and difficult process that yields beautiful results . . . [[HypocriticalHumor as it shows a single frame of Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head just sitting there for a good 30 seconds.]]
* During Sam Harris' "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and Yanni's "Reflections of Passion", Beavis was begging Butt-Head to change the channel, but Butt-Head decided to torture Beavis by maxing out the volume instead. Beavis' Beavis's reaction is priceless, especially in "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" where he degrades into {{angrish}}.



-->'''Butt-head''': Uh... we're like, dumb?

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-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': Uh... we're like, dumb?



* The part on "Prank Calls" where Harry Sachs thinks Stewart's dad is the one making crank calls to him and beats him up, culminating to sticking his phone [[AssShove "where he'll have an awful hard time dialin' it!"]]

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* The part on "Prank Calls" where Harry Sachs Sachz thinks Stewart's dad is the one making crank calls to him and beats him up, culminating to sticking his phone [[AssShove "where he'll have an awful hard time dialin' it!"]]



** The fact that Harry Sachs' plan to locate Beavis and Butthead would have worked perfectly, were it not for the fact that [[TooDumbToFool they don't even know their own address.]]

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** The fact that Harry Sachs' Sachz's plan to locate Beavis and Butthead Butt-Head would have worked perfectly, were it not for the fact that [[TooDumbToFool they don't even know their own address.]]



* "Stewart Is Missing". To really appreciate how funny this one is, understand that Beavis says the first part of the line enthusiastically, and then asks "what's the matter" with genuine concern in his voice.

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* "Stewart Is is Missing". To really appreciate how funny this one is, understand that Beavis says the first part of the line enthusiastically, and then asks "what's the matter" with genuine concern in his voice.



-->'''Butt-head''': I bet. Uh huh huh...he's ''fat''.

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-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': I bet. Uh huh huh...he's ''fat''.



-->'''Butt-head''': You need to like....go home.

to:

-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': You need to like....go home.



-->'''Butt-head:''' (To Beavis) Check this out. (To the Cop) You have the right to remain silent.

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-->'''Butt-head:''' -->'''Butt-Head:''' (To Beavis) Check this out. (To the Cop) You have the right to remain silent.



-->'''Van Driessen''':Beavis and Butt-head, what happened to your corn?
-->'''Butt-head''': Uhhhh, [[BlatantLies we made it into nachos already]].

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-->'''Van Driessen''':Beavis and Butt-head, Butt-Head, what happened to your corn?
-->'''Butt-head''': -->'''Butt-Head''': Uhhhh, [[BlatantLies we made it into nachos already]].
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