History Funny / BeavisAndButthead

10th Jun '18 12:00:13 AM TroperBeDoper
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** "And her Ronald MacDonald socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."

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** "And her Ronald MacDonald [=McDonald=] socks." "No Butt-Head, you're thinking of the Hamburglar."
17th May '18 7:57:52 PM Joel32AK
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** And when it seems like they're finally going to get piercings after {{Squick drilling holes in their own ears}}, the clerk asks if they're sure they want their piercings on the left side. When they find out why that's a problem, their reaction? [[BigNo To scream out "NOOOOOOOO!" in utter horror.]][[note]]For those who do not understand the context, when a man has his left ear pierced, it usually indicates that he is a homosexual, as the lady explains to the boys.[[/note]]

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** And when it seems like they're finally going to get piercings after {{Squick [[EarAche drilling holes in their own ears}}, ears]], the clerk asks if they're sure they want their piercings on the left side. When they find out why that's a problem, their reaction? [[BigNo To scream out "NOOOOOOOO!" in utter horror.]][[note]]For those who do not understand the context, when a man has his left ear pierced, it usually indicates that he is a homosexual, as the lady explains to the boys.[[/note]]
17th May '18 7:56:36 PM Joel32AK
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** And when it seems like they're finally going to get piercings after [[Squick drilling holes in their own ears]], the clerk asks if they're sure they want their piercings on the left side. When they find out why that's a problem, their reaction? [[BigNo To scream out "NOOOOOOOO!" in utter horror.]][[note]]For those who do not understand the context, when a man has his left ear pierced, it usually indicates that he is a homosexual, as the lady explains to the boys.[[/note]]

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** And when it seems like they're finally going to get piercings after [[Squick {{Squick drilling holes in their own ears]], ears}}, the clerk asks if they're sure they want their piercings on the left side. When they find out why that's a problem, their reaction? [[BigNo To scream out "NOOOOOOOO!" in utter horror.]][[note]]For those who do not understand the context, when a man has his left ear pierced, it usually indicates that he is a homosexual, as the lady explains to the boys.[[/note]]
17th May '18 7:55:26 PM Joel32AK
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* In the episode "Pierced", after seeing Earl with what is a skull piercing, the boys try to get skull piercings in their own ears. However, store policy prevented them from getting piercings (their parents had to give written consent before they could get piercings). They try forging the signature of Butt-Head's mom, and [[EpicFail needless to say, the clerk doesn't buy it, given how abysmal their handwriting is.]] Doesn't help they come back literally ''two minutes'' after being denied piercings. The notes say: "Do it now [sic] Buttheads Mom" with another saying "Yeah".
** And when it seems like they're finally going to get piercings after [[Squick drilling holes in their own ears]], the clerk asks if they're sure they want their piercings on the left side. When they find out why that's a problem, their reaction? [[BigNo To scream out "NOOOOOOOO!" in utter horror.]][[note]]For those who do not understand the context, when a man has his left ear pierced, it usually indicates that he is a homosexual, as the lady explains to the boys.[[/note]]
4th Apr '18 9:09:51 PM Monolaf317
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[[AC:Daughter's Hand[=/=]Tech Support]]]

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[[AC:Daughter's Hand[=/=]Tech Support]]]Support]]
24th Mar '18 9:56:32 AM Monolaf317
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--->'''Goth:''' Nooo, my cake! I can't marry you without my cake!

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--->'''Goth:''' Nooo, [[BigNo Nooo]], my cake! I can't marry you without my cake!
4th Jan '18 9:57:26 PM MisterCPC
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** Buzzcut's entrance leads to quite possibly one of the best threats in Christmas special history, with Beavis' reaction to it being the icing on the cake:
--> '''Buzzcut''': Dammit, Boy, I'm going to knock some sense into you even if it means sticking a Christmas tree [[AssShove where the sun don't shine!]]
--> '''Beavis''': Whoa. [[CaptainObvious That could hurt]]!
** Beavis' vision of what he thinks the future will be like, which sees him as a KillerRobot destroying everything in sight, which includes killing Butt-Head by [[GroinAttack shooting him in the crotch]].
31st Dec '17 11:31:28 AM RedScharlach
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** The plot of the episode is that Butt-Head starts choking on a chicken nugget, and Beavis incredibly poor attempts at saving him. He eventually leaves the house to look for a sign showing the instruction for the Heimlich Maneuver (which Beavis instantly mishears as "licked his rectum" when told about it by the 911 operator), which he almost immediately forgets about and goes off in search of nachos, leaving Butt-Head to slowly choke to death back at the house. Eventually, Beavis remembers what he was supposed to be doing, and goes to Burger World for the sign, only to come back with an Employees Must Wash Hands sign. Luckily, he steps on the now almost dead Butt-Head when he comes back in, leading to Butt-Head spitting up the nugget...[[TooDumbToLive only for Beavis to eat the nugget and immediatly begin choking as well]].

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** The plot of the episode is that Butt-Head starts choking on a chicken nugget, and Beavis incredibly poor attempts at saving him. He eventually leaves the house to look for a sign showing the instruction for the Heimlich Maneuver (which Beavis instantly mishears as "licked his rectum" when told about it by the 911 operator), which he almost immediately forgets about and goes off in search of nachos, leaving Butt-Head to slowly choke to death back at the house. Eventually, Beavis remembers what he was supposed to be doing, and goes to Burger World for the sign, only to come back with an Employees Must Wash Hands sign. Luckily, he steps on the now almost dead Butt-Head when he comes back in, leading to Butt-Head spitting up the nugget...[[TooDumbToLive only for Beavis to eat the nugget and immediatly immediately begin choking as well]].



** Beavis trying to throw in a "vampire accent" in his lines such as "I will be a denizen of the night.", "And soon, they will do our bidding.", and "I am willing them this way."

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** Beavis trying to throw in a "vampire accent" in his lines such as "I will be a denizen of the night.", night", "And soon, they will do our bidding.", bidding", and "I am willing them this way."



* Beavis causing a major blackout due to his customer support when an engineer at the local power plant calls for help with their software, and Beavis "advice" leads to him accidently causing a meltdown.

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* Beavis causing a major blackout due to his customer support when an engineer at the local power plant calls for help with their software, and Beavis "advice" leads to him accidently accidentally causing a meltdown.



--> '''Van Driessen''': Remember Butt-Head, sometimes its enough to just talk with a woman.

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--> '''Van Driessen''': Remember Butt-Head, sometimes its it's enough to just talk with a woman.



* Beavis and Butt-Head pledging to a fraternity. Its exactly as hilarious as it sounds.

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* Beavis and Butt-Head pledging to a fraternity. Its It's exactly as hilarious as it sounds.
24th Dec '17 9:35:31 AM nombretomado
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* While watching TV, a duet between EltonJohn and [=RuPaul=] comes on, which prompts Butt-Head to say "That's that dude who'd, like, rather be a girl." Barely missing a beat, Beavis follows up with "What's that chick doing with him?"

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* While watching TV, a duet between EltonJohn Music/EltonJohn and [=RuPaul=] comes on, which prompts Butt-Head to say "That's that dude who'd, like, rather be a girl." Barely missing a beat, Beavis follows up with "What's that chick doing with him?"
14th Dec '17 4:41:06 PM Joel32AK
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** In the same episode, here is the "conversation" between Beavis, Butt-Head, and the corn before they kick the shit out of it for not growing in an instant.
-->'''Butt-Head''': This corn is starting to piss me off. ''(To the corn)'' C'mon, grow, damn it!
-->'''Beavis''': Um, heh, how come you're yelling at it?
-->'''Butt-Head''': I'm not yelling at it, dumb-ass. I'm just, like, talking to it like Daria said.
-->'''Beavis''': Oh, yeah, yeah, heh heh.
-->'''Butt-Head''': So, like, uh... Corn. Uh huh huh. Grow. Uh huh huh huh.
-->''(The camera zooms in to the corn, showing nothing happening.)''
-->'''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Corn! Eh yeah heh. Yeah, what's your problem?
-->'''Butt-Head''': Yeah, really. What's taking you so damn long?
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