History Funny / Bayonetta2

* If you go to use Panther Within while in the [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Galactic Bounty Hunter]] outfit, Baynetta turns into a Morph Ball instead... and if you do so while Loki is riding around in her VictoriasSecretCompartment, he'll be ''running on top'' in his squirrel form, trying not to fall off. Attention to detail at its finest.

** The Umbran Elegance for the Chain Chomp? ''Mario's hat and mustache.'' Seeing [[HotWitch Bayonetta]] run around with a red hat (With the M replaced with a B) and facial hair is nothing short of hilarious. Wearing it while playing as Jeanne gives you the same effect, except Jeanne gets Luigi's accessories, although what really seals the deal is spamming Jeanne's taunts and [[CrossesTheLineTwice having her repeat "You motherfucker!" constantly while wearning Luigi's hat and moustache and wielding a Chain Chomp as a weapon.]]

* A NegatedMomentOfAwesome becomes this when Bayonetta tries to free Loki from an angel's corpse using one of his cards. She's her classic suave, cool self, taunting him about how 'negotiation comes from a position of strength'. Then she flicks the card at him, expecting it to destroy the angel: it doesn't, instead missing entirely, bouncing off a rock and sticking into the ground. Bayonetta looks at it for a few seconds, then blasts the angel to smithereens with her guns, looking uncharacteristically grumpy.

* Except during his third and final battle, [[spoiler:most likely because he's madder than hell and actually trying to kill you this time]], the Masked Lumen is so chivalrous and honorable that he'll stop mid-attack just to call you out if you use an item.

-->'''Bayonetta''': I have to admit, I like you ''much better'' this way, [[spoiler:Balder]]. You actually shut up and follow directions.

* When [[spoiler:Jeanne finally wakes up after being freed from Alraune's clutches]] at the end of Chapter XI, what's the first thing that Bayonetta tells her? [[spoiler:Concede that Jeanne was never much of a morning person. And when Bayo tells her to get going back to the realm of the living, she tells her "No stopping for anything along the way!" in a tone that sounds like a stern parent.]]

* Luka appearing out of nowhere right before the final boss battle to get Loki, surprising even [[spoiler: Aesir]].
-->'''[[spoiler: Aesir]]''': What on earth was that?
--> '''Bayonetta:''' I suppose not even [[spoiler: a god]] can see him coming.
** What makes that part even more hilarious is just the sheer bewildered tone [[spoiler: Aesir]] has when it happens.
* [[spoiler:Loptr]] being ''kicked out of his soul'' (the exact reverse of what happened to Jubileus in the first game) by [[{{God}} Omne]] and flailing all the way to his doom, Gomorrah's open maw. If you thought being personally in charge of burning a goddess's soul was fun, wait until you see [[spoiler:Lotpr]] flailing pathetically as he tries to evade his very humiliating death. Also serves as a very powerful cathartic moment, especially given all the evil things he's done.
** Just before Omne's ultra-dropkick-of-fatal-death connects with [[spoiler:Loptr]], the camera gives up a nice close up of his face. His [[OhCrap look of sheer terror]] paints an absolute picture.
** Then there's Bayonetta and [[spoiler:Balder]] summoning Omne in the first place. By now we're used to seeing Bayonetta do incredibly provocative dance moves for her big summons, but watching [[spoiler:[[TheStoic Balder]]]] do the same thing is utterly hilarious and its own flavor of [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]. Seems that even the [[spoiler:Lumen Sages]] aren't exempt from sexy dancing to summon beasties.

* Jeanne [[spoiler:and Rosa]] are playable in story mode as well as Tag Climax, but with the cutscenes still using the same voice acting (with the exception of Climax summon vocalizations), it can be kind of grating... unless one interprets it as Bayonetta ''cosplaying'' as her best friend [[spoiler:or mother]], in which case it's absolutely hilarious.

'''Jeanne''': I was wondering why there wasn't a short, foul-mouthed Italian within an earshot. Where did you leave him?

* Bayonetta gives him a Megaton Kick*\\

--> '''Bayonetta''': Dammit, I forgot Enzo.
** And then cue [[ButtMonkey Enzo tearing through the city in the plane with a dozen angels on his ass]], with Bayonetta's "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe" face. '''"Again?!"'''