History Funny / Battlefield3

27th Jan '16 4:29:10 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] off me now- '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GOOOODDAMN!]]''''' [-Get off.-]
27th Jan '16 4:01:38 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!
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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!GET DOWN, IT'S GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON US!
27th Jan '16 4:00:45 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!
1st Jan '15 5:48:17 AM TenTwelveEleven
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* This gem: -->'''Montes''': FREEZE-MOTHERFUCKER-HANDS!
12th Jan '14 4:11:08 PM Person0123452
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No insulting the readers.
* If you are stupid enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.
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* If you are stupid unfortunate enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.
26th Nov '13 8:32:34 PM TypeProton
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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].
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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 ''Battlefield 3'' and Modern ''Modern Warfare 3 3'' just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's ''Gamespot'''s best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears ''Gears of War 3]].3'']].
26th Nov '13 8:29:42 PM TypeProton
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--> "Frankly, gentlemen, I'm not hearing any aggression I'd like. Keep scanning."
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--> "Frankly, gentlemen, I'm not hearing any aggression I'd like. Keep scanning."" ** Predictably it became HarsherInHindsight.
8th Nov '13 6:32:47 AM TypeProton
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-->'''Campo:''' [[PunchClockHero I just work here, Dave.]]
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-->'''Campo:''' [[PunchClockHero I just work here, Dave.]]]] * In ''Operation Guillotine '', the Marines hop on Humvee convoy to get to Financial District. --> "Obstacles on the road. I know what it looks like." --> "Bypassing an ambush is exactly what ambushers expect us to do. We're not going to surprise the enemy by waiting. [[InsaneTrollLogic We need to seize the initiative.]]" --> [[OhCrap "I think I just agreed to be ambushed."]] --> "Why don't we just shoot ourselves and save them the trouble?" --> "Seriously, we're gonna get jacked." --> "Frankly, gentlemen, I'm not hearing any aggression I'd like. Keep scanning."
17th Aug '13 6:11:36 AM AFP
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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].
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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].3]]. * A bit of party banter early in ''Operation Swordbreaker'': -->'''Montes:''' You ever ask yourself how this part of the world [[CrapsackWorld gets so fucked up all the time?]] -->'''Campo:''' [[PunchClockHero I just work here, Dave.]]
26th May '13 6:24:06 AM TypeProton
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ugFEy1pOCQ&feature=relmfu POWERSWITCH!]]
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ugFEy1pOCQ&feature=relmfu POWERSWITCH!]]POWERSWITCH!]] * Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].
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