History Funny / Battlefield3

19th Jul '17 11:46:12 PM HawkbitAlpha
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--> "Bypassing an ambush is exactly what ambushers expect us to do. We're not going to surprise the enemy by waiting. [[InsaneTrollLogic We need to seize the initiative.]]"
--> [[OhCrap "I think I just agreed to be ambushed."]]

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--> "Bypassing an ambush is exactly what ambushers expect us to do. We're not going to surprise the enemy by waiting. [[InsaneTrollLogic [[WhatAnIdiot We need to seize the initiative.]]"
--> [[OhCrap [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "I think I just agreed to be ambushed."]]
10th Mar '17 9:46:07 AM 017Bluefield
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* If you are unfortunate enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.
* In "Rock and a Hard Place", while riding on the back of a transport vehicle a sleeping squadmate by the name of Christian Matkovic will be woken up, prompting this response:
-->Matkovic: "Thirty-four minutes. I've been asleep for thirty-four minutes. [[WakingNonSequitur Drinking a vanilla milkshake]]." '''[[{{Beat}} squints]]''' "That mean something?"

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* If you are unfortunate enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to [[FlippingTheBird flip the bird bird]] at the offending rat.
* In "Rock and a Hard Place", while riding on the back of a transport vehicle a sleeping squadmate by the name vehicle, one of Christian Matkovic will be your squadmates, Matkovic, gets woken up, prompting this response:
-->Matkovic: "Thirty-four "...Thirty-four minutes. I've been asleep for thirty-four minutes. [[WakingNonSequitur Drinking a vanilla milkshake]]." '''[[{{Beat}} squints]]''' "That mean something?"
19th Nov '16 5:51:42 PM HeyFella
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-->Soldier (upon spotting an enemy Support): "Yeah- yeah I see you, ya little fuck! We got a machinegunner in the area."

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-->Soldier --> Soldier (upon spotting an enemy Support): "Yeah- yeah I see you, ya little fuck! We got a machinegunner in the area."


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--> Soldier (upon killing an enemy support): Look at that cocksucker with that machinegun!
20th Oct '16 8:55:59 PM Krieger22
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* In ''Operation Guillotine '', the Marines hop on Humvee convoy to get to Financial District.

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* In ''Operation Guillotine '', the Marines hop on a Humvee convoy to get to the Financial District.
27th Jan '16 4:29:10 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] off me now- '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GOOOODDAMN!]]''''' [-Get off.-]
27th Jan '16 4:01:38 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!

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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!GET DOWN, IT'S GONNA TAKE A DUMP ON US!
27th Jan '16 4:00:45 AM HeyFella
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--> Soldier: Get down, It's gonna take a dump on us!
1st Jan '15 5:48:17 AM TenTwelveEleven
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* This gem:
-->'''Montes''': FREEZE-MOTHERFUCKER-HANDS!
12th Jan '14 4:11:08 PM Person0123452
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* If you are stupid enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.

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* If you are stupid unfortunate enough to fail the [[PressXToNotDie Quick Time Event]] involving the rat in the sewer, you cause enough noise to attract a PLR soldier who blows you away. Just before you die, you manage to flip the bird at the offending rat.
26th Nov '13 8:32:34 PM TypeProton
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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears of War 3]].

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* Meta-example : 2011 game of the year award on every game review websites are tense with Battlefield 3 ''Battlefield 3'' and Modern ''Modern Warfare 3 3'' just asking for a final showdown we're all waiting for. Gamespot's ''Gamespot'''s best shooting game of 2011 award goes to [[spoiler: Gears ''Gears of War 3]].3'']].
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