History Funny / BatmanTheMovie

* [[CrazyPrepared BAT.]] [[ThreateningShark SHARK REPELLENT.]] Even better, the shark '''explodes''' immediately afterward ([[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext not that it makes any more sense]], but the shark had a bomb in it).

* [[WhatAnIdiot "Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses?"]]

** In this scene, Robin notes in a throwaway line that Bruce and Kitka are passing by the park's Benedict Arnold statue. Yes, Gotham City has a monument to Benedict Arnold.

** Then, for Adam West's casting call, the spotlight shines on Batman, who appears to be sneaking around. When he notices the light, he stands up straight, as if to say "Forget it...", and disappointedly shambles away.

** This recently became utterly hilarious in hindsight given that ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' recycled this particular scene as its climax.]

** This recently became utterly hilarious in hindsight given that [[spoiler: ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'' recycled this particular scene as its climax.]]

* [[CrazyPrepared BAT.]] [[ThreateningShark SHARK REPELLENT.]] Even better, the shark '''explodes''' immediately afterward (not that it makes any more sense, but the shark had a bomb in it).

* While fighting off the baddies out-of-costume, Bruce Wayne knocks one goon onto a spring-loaded catapult and sends him flying out the window (as a stiff dummy) and into the sea. [[MadeOfExplodium The goon then explodes]]. (The trap, intended for Batman, catapulted the goon into an Exploding Octopus which the Penguin had prepared offscreen. Again, not that this makes any more sense.)

* When Batman & Robin are magnetically stuck to the buoy and the torpedoes are heading towards them, Batman is using a transmitter to blow the up prematurely. Then it stops working.

--> '''Robin:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic A ball-point banana!]]

* Admiral Fangschliester casually reading a book on Penguin's sub, utterly oblivious to the destruction that's going on around him.

* The Penguin trying to trick his way into the Batcave as Commodore Schmidlap. How well does his disguise work?
-->'''Robin:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Holy costume party]], [[CaptainObvious It's the Penguin!]]

** Best part is Penguin [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow knows they know]], but has an ace up his sleeve in the form of dehydrated henchmen. Unfortunately, he had no way of knowing that the Batcave uses soft water, which causes the henchmen to ''instantly disappear'' with a cartoon sound upon being struck. Then Batman goes into a short speech about the value and fragility of life. {{Bathos}} at its finest.
** And speaking of paper-thin disguises, earlier on, Batman goes on a date with Ms. Kitka. He makes Alfred tail them in the Batmobile (because Robin's too young to drive, of course.) Alfred's crime-fighter costume is just a black bandanna with eyeholes over his regular clothes, making it hilariously obvious that he's just Bruce Wayne's butler in a mask. Driving Batman's car. No big deal.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXvJnr97xLg They may be drinkers Robin, but they're also human beings...]].

--> '''Batman''': What sits in a tree, weighs six ounces, and is very dangerous?

--> '''Batman:''' [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes?

--> '''Batman:''' [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry?
--> '''Robin:''' Rushing people... Russians!
--> '''Batman:''' So this means...
--> '''Robin:''' Banana... Russian... Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!

* A couple times, Catwoman randomly lets out a long, drawn out and enthusiastic "meow" and both times, one of the villains' henchmen give her a total "WTF" look.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXvJnr97xLg They may be drinkers Robin, but they're also human beings...]]

** The final line is really what makes this the best of them all! One of the only films ever where the heroes exclusively use InsaneTrollLogic.....and it ''works.''

* While fighting off the baddies out-of-costume, Bruce Wayne knocks one goon onto a spring-loaded catapult and sends him flying out the window (as a stiff dummy) and into the sea. [[MadeOfExplodium The goon then explodes]] (The trap, intended for Batman, catapulted the goon into an Exploding Octopus which the Penguin had prepared offscreen. Again, not that this makes any more sense).

-->'''Robin:''' [[PaperThinDisguise Holy costume party,]] [[CaptainObvious It's the Penguin!]]

** Then, for Adam West's casting call, the spotlight shines on Batman, who appears to be sneaking around. When he notices the light, he stands up straight, as if to say "Forget it...", and disappointedly shambles over to where West's credit is written on the wall.