History Funny / BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm

9th Jan '17 2:33:03 PM HextarVigar
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-->'''Joker''': Whoops! Guess the joke is on me, you're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be aaaaall over town...to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head...''[KRAK-OOM!]''

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-->'''Joker''': Whoops! Guess the joke is on me, you're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be aaaaall over town...to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and ''and spleen, and head...'''and head'''''...''[KRAK-OOM!]''
1st Jan '17 4:52:10 PM Nakayama90
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'''Dick: Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred: Precisely, Master Dick.'''

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'''Dick: -->'''Dick:''' Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred:
him?\\
'''Alfred:'''
Precisely, Master Dick.'''
1st Jan '17 4:51:11 PM Nakayama90
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'''Third Woman:''' [[TheDitz Ingagement]]!

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'''Third Woman:''' [[TheDitz Ingagement]]!Ingagement]]!
* The novelization includes a number of scenes not present in the movie, one of which has Dick Grayson talking to Alfred on the phone. During their brief conversation:
'''Dick: Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred: Precisely, Master Dick.'''
13th Oct '16 11:52:18 PM Saveelich
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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! It's been a dog's age!

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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the old singing machines)'' automatons of Gotham World's Fair with a submachine gun)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! It's been a dog's age!
13th Sep '16 12:38:24 PM Tork
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** Then there's the Joker's lack of surprise when the Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel.

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** Then there's the Joker's lack of surprise when the Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel. And then when the fight commences, he gains the upper hand with a stick of bologna.
13th Sep '16 12:36:22 PM Tork
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*** Before that, Joker not so subtly implies jokes about having sex with Hazel and ends up tearing off a piece of her ass by accident as he does.
27th Jun '16 3:13:51 PM Mazzafraz
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** A small moment during the epic final battle between Batman and the Joker; Batman chases Joker into a miniature model city. Batman is looking for Joker, when you see in the background one of the skyscrapers move. A cut later shows that the Joker is literally wearing the model skyscraper on his head. Then the model city activates, the lights go on and a model car strikes Batman's foot; during this brief moment, the Joker very abruptly clubs Batman over the head with the skyscraper. The timing and sheer absurdity of this short sequence is both darkly hilarious and surprisingly suspenseful in a way that only the Joker can manage.
6th Nov '15 7:56:02 PM WillBGood
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--->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
--->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
--->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
--->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
--->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
--->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
--->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
--->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
--->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
--->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
--->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
--->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
*** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.

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--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
--->''(Bruce -->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
--->''(Bruce -->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
*** ** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.
6th Nov '15 7:55:38 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''

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-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce --->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce --->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
6th Nov '15 7:54:38 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, Pizon! It's been a dog's age!

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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, Pizon! paisan! It's been a dog's age!
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