History Funny / BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm

18th Jul '17 1:06:15 PM ironballs16
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''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, [[LeaveTheLovebirdsAlone and quickly exits]])''

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''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, [[LeaveTheLovebirdsAlone [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone and quickly exits]])''
18th Jul '17 1:06:03 PM ironballs16
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''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''

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''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, [[LeaveTheLovebirdsAlone and quickly exits)''exits]])''
9th Jun '17 5:41:31 AM Kalaong
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--> '''Batman''': You think you know everything about me, don't you?
--> '''Alfred''': I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to... '''sir'''.

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--> '''Batman''': You think you know everything about me, don't you?
-->
you?\\
'''Alfred''': I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to... '''sir'''.



-->'''Sal''': ''(visibly nervous and sweating)'' Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.
-->'''Joker''': Nonsense! Mi casanostra es su casanostra! ''(shoves him)'' So what's an old timer like you want with a two timer like me?
-->'''Sal''': Business. I've got--
-->'''Joker''': ''(runs over, ecstatic)'' Ooh, business! Sounds like fun! ''(shoves Sal into one of the rides)'' Come! I've prepared a more comfortable environment. Now, hold onto your hat and watch those ''valuables (slams the safety bar into Sal's crotch!)''. It's going to be a bumpy ride. ''(cue maniacal laughter)''

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-->'''Sal''': ''(visibly nervous and sweating)'' Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.
-->'''Joker''':
unannounced.\\
'''Joker''':
Nonsense! Mi casanostra es su casanostra! ''(shoves him)'' So what's an old timer like you want with a two timer like me?
-->'''Sal''':
me?\\
'''Sal''':
Business. I've got--
-->'''Joker''':
got--\\
'''Joker''':
''(runs over, ecstatic)'' Ooh, business! Sounds like fun! ''(shoves Sal into one of the rides)'' Come! I've prepared a more comfortable environment. Now, hold onto your hat and watch those ''valuables (slams the safety bar into Sal's crotch!)''. It's going to be a bumpy ride. ''(cue maniacal laughter)''



-->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.

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-->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''':
''that''?\\
'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.\\
'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.\\
'''Bruce''':
''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''':
her)''\\
'''Andrea''':
That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''':
joke.\\
'''Bruce''':
Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''':
HEY!\\
'''Andrea''':
Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''':
girls.\\
'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''\\
'''Andrea''':
''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce
laughs.\\
''(Bruce
trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''':
her)''\\
'''Andrea''':
Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce
too?\\
''(Bruce
smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.timing, but he makes up for it by being a damn Brit ninja.
19th Apr '17 8:22:43 PM PSColdFire
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** Upon hearing someone refer to Batman as "insane," he remarks to Bruce, "What rot, sir! Why, you're the very paragon of sanity. By the way, I've pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls." "Thank you, Alfred."

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** Upon hearing someone refer to Batman as "insane," he remarks to Bruce, "What rot, sir! Why, you're the very paragon of sanity. [[HypocriticalHumor By the way, I've pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls." ]]" "Thank you, Alfred."
14th Mar '17 1:14:31 AM TitoMosquito
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** "[[SuddenlyShouting DON'T TOUCH ME, OLD MAN!!]] [[MoodSwinger I don't know where've you been.]]"



-->'''Joker:''' ''(annoyed)'' Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood, and ''company'' shows up.

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-->'''Joker:''' --->'''Joker:''' ''(annoyed)'' Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood, and ''company'' shows up.



'''Alfred:''' Precisely, Master Dick.

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'''Alfred:''' Precisely, Master Dick.Dick.
* "You heard him. You heard Mr. Kung Fu."
9th Jan '17 2:33:03 PM HextarVigar
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-->'''Joker''': Whoops! Guess the joke is on me, you're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be aaaaall over town...to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head...''[KRAK-OOM!]''

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-->'''Joker''': Whoops! Guess the joke is on me, you're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be aaaaall over town...to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and ''and spleen, and head...'''and head'''''...''[KRAK-OOM!]''
1st Jan '17 4:52:10 PM Nakayama90
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'''Dick: Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred: Precisely, Master Dick.'''

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'''Dick: -->'''Dick:''' Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred:
him?\\
'''Alfred:'''
Precisely, Master Dick.'''
1st Jan '17 4:51:11 PM Nakayama90
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'''Third Woman:''' [[TheDitz Ingagement]]!

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'''Third Woman:''' [[TheDitz Ingagement]]!Ingagement]]!
* The novelization includes a number of scenes not present in the movie, one of which has Dick Grayson talking to Alfred on the phone. During their brief conversation:
'''Dick: Yeah, I shouldn't have bothered to ask. When have we ever known what was going on inside him?'''
'''Alfred: Precisely, Master Dick.'''
13th Oct '16 11:52:18 PM Saveelich
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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! It's been a dog's age!

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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the old singing machines)'' automatons of Gotham World's Fair with a submachine gun)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, paisan! It's been a dog's age!
13th Sep '16 12:38:24 PM Tork
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** Then there's the Joker's lack of surprise when the Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel.

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** Then there's the Joker's lack of surprise when the Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel. And then when the fight commences, he gains the upper hand with a stick of bologna.
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