History Funny / BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm

6th Nov '15 7:56:02 PM WillBGood
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--->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
--->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
--->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
--->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
--->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
--->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
--->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
--->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
--->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
--->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
--->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
--->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
*** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.

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--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
--->'''Bruce''': -->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
--->''(Bruce -->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
--->'''Andrea''': -->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
--->''(Bruce -->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
*** ** Made even better by the fact it turns into a brick joke later on in the film's present. Alfred really has no sense of timing.
6th Nov '15 7:55:38 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''

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-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': ''(watching Bruce practice martial arts)'' What is ''that''?
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu.
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Gesundheit.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': ''(glares at her)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': That was a joke.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': Jujitsu is no joke. It takes years to master. ''(Andrea walks over, grabs his arm, and executes an awesome shoulder throw)'' HEY!
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Got a few moves of my own. Miss Hovey's self defense class for girls.
-->'''Bruce''': --->'''Bruce''': ''(chuckles)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': ''(offended)'' He laughs.
-->''(Bruce --->''(Bruce trips her and pins her)''
-->'''Andrea''': --->'''Andrea''': Nice foot work. Can you dance too?
-->''(Bruce --->''(Bruce smiles and they kiss. Alfred starts to walk over with drinks, notices them kissing, and quickly exits)''
6th Nov '15 7:54:38 PM WillBGood
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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, Pizon! It's been a dog's age!

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-->'''Joker''': ''(after shooting up the singing machines)'' I ''hate'' that song! ''(he sees Salvatore Valestra)'' GASP! Can it be?! Old Sally "The Weezer" Valestra! Welcome, Pizon! paisan! It's been a dog's age!
5th Sep '15 6:21:15 AM Conradus
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*** The topper is Bruce's tone of voice. He knows damn well Alfred's tweaking him, but he's not going to acknowledge it.
22nd Oct '14 10:05:12 AM Vir
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-->'''TheJoker:''' ... ''(yawns)'' What do I look like, pest control?

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-->'''TheJoker:''' ...-->'''Joker:''' ... ''(yawns)'' What do I look like, pest control?
22nd Oct '14 10:04:58 AM Vir
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** Then there's The Joker's lack of surprise when The Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel.
--->'''TheJoker:''' ''(annoyed)'' Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood, and ''company'' shows up.

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** Then there's The the Joker's lack of surprise when The the Phantasm arrives, when he's "hitting" on Hazel.
--->'''TheJoker:''' -->'''Joker:''' ''(annoyed)'' Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood, and ''company'' shows up.
22nd Oct '14 10:02:41 AM Vir
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-->'''Joker''': Well, ain't that a ''coin-ki-dink''? We're talking about ''the old man'' and the ''spawn of his loins just happens to call''. [[OhCrap Makes you want to laugh, doesn't it, Artie?]].

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-->'''Joker''': Well, ain't that a ''coin-ki-dink''? We're talking about ''the old man'' and the ''spawn of his loins just happens to call''. [[OhCrap Makes you want to laugh, doesn't it, Artie?]].Artie?]]
19th Jul '14 12:07:44 PM TheMightyHeptagon
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-->'''TheJoker:''' ... ''(yawns)'' What do I look like, pest control?

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-->'''TheJoker:''' ... ''(yawns)'' What do I look like, pest control?control?
* When three of Bruce's female admirers fawn over him at his cocktail party:
-->'''First Woman:''' Oh, come on, Bruce. All alone in this big mansion. Haven't you ever thought about marriage, even once?\\
'''Second Woman:''' Oh, never say the "M" word in front of Bruce. It makes him nervous.\\
'''Third Woman:''' What about the "I" word?\\
'''Bruce:''' ...The "I" word?\\
'''Third Woman:''' [[TheDitz Ingagement]]!
5th Dec '13 11:47:31 AM LTR
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** Likewise, his meeting with Sal. The gangster ''tries'' to intimidate/chew out Arthur in the backseat of his limo, but he's become so old and emaciated by illness that he soon ends up incapacitated by a coughing fit. While Sal sucks on an oxygen tank, Arthur calmly tells the driver to pull over and gets out, declaring: "It's not very ''healthy'' in here". The look of utter shock on Sal's "What the hell?" face as Arthur walks away from the once-fearsome mafiosi, clearly not giving a damn and knowing it's all bark an not bite, just sells it.

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** Likewise, his meeting with Sal. The gangster ''tries'' to intimidate/chew out Arthur in the backseat of his limo, but he's become so old and emaciated by illness that he soon ends up incapacitated by a coughing fit. While Sal sucks on an oxygen tank, Arthur calmly tells the driver to pull over and gets out, declaring: "It's not very ''healthy'' in here". The look of utter shock on Sal's "What the hell?" on his face as Arthur walks away from the once-fearsome mafiosi, clearly not giving a damn and knowing it's all bark an not bite, mafiosi just sells it.
5th Dec '13 11:46:39 AM LTR
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** Likewise, his meeting with Sal. What should have been a conversation that ended with the old man chewing Arthur out (which he sort of did), Arthur instead winds up making Sal's cabbie pull over, and zinging the old man, which still probably has some connections in the Gotham underworld and leaving him flabbergasted. The "What the fuck just happened?" look on Sal's face just sells it.

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** Likewise, his meeting with Sal. What should have been a conversation that ended with the old man chewing The gangster ''tries'' to intimidate/chew out Arthur out (which in the backseat of his limo, but he's become so old and emaciated by illness that he sort of did), soon ends up incapacitated by a coughing fit. While Sal sucks on an oxygen tank, Arthur instead winds up making calmly tells the driver to pull over and gets out, declaring: "It's not very ''healthy'' in here". The look of utter shock on Sal's cabbie pull over, and zinging the old man, which still probably has some connections in the Gotham underworld and leaving him flabbergasted. The "What the fuck just happened?" look on Sal's hell?" face as Arthur walks away from the once-fearsome mafiosi, clearly not giving a damn and knowing it's all bark an not bite, just sells it.it.
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