History Funny / BarRescue

26th Nov '15 9:38:15 AM IncoG5nito
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* During the ZanZbar episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.
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* During the ZanZbar [=ZanZbar=] episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.
25th Nov '15 7:41:43 PM IncoG5nito
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* Connie, the short, fat "security" lady from The Tailgate who spends the evening camped out at the door drinking in an outfit better suited for Strawberry Shortcake. The sound effects that play as she licks and all but makes out with her glass are both hilarious and disturbing.
22nd Nov '15 6:16:04 PM IncoG5nito
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* During the Zanzbar episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.
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* During the Zanzbar ZanZbar episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.
13th Jul '15 7:16:36 AM maxwellsilver
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* After remodelling The Artful Dodger/Radio, Jon introduces P's & Q's Autobody. --> You were terrible at running a bar so I built you an autobody shop.
15th Oct '14 5:21:50 PM MrInsecure
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* In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon Taffer and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger and ended up burning it. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!"
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* In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon Taffer and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger without flipping it for almost ''fifteen minutes,'' ensuring it was both burned and ended up burning it.unevenly cooked. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!"
7th Oct '14 1:10:04 AM MrInsecure
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** It's particularly easy to hate him because he's an emotionally-stunted ManChild who took advantage of his friend, the owner, to get a job [[UltimateJobSecurity he couldn't be fired from.]]
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** It's particularly easy to hate him enjoy his suffering because he's an emotionally-stunted ManChild who took advantage of his friend, the owner, to get a job [[UltimateJobSecurity he couldn't be fired from.]] ]]
7th Oct '14 1:09:10 AM MrInsecure
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7th Oct '14 1:08:57 AM MrInsecure
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** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's, he finds the time to leave a little present behind.
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** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's, he finds the time to leave [[RoadApples a little present behind.present]] behind. * The "[[InformedAttribute chef]]" from Fairways Golf and Grill provided plenty of [[ComedicSociopathy schadenfreude]] as he struggled, and failed, to prepare even the most basic food properly, and failed to demonstrate any knowledge of how to run a kitchen. What made it funny was that [[ConsummateLiar he continued to lie about his qualifications,]] even as it became obvious that ''he couldn't even make a burger properly.'' ** It's particularly easy to hate him because he's an emotionally-stunted ManChild who took advantage of his friend, the owner, to get a job [[UltimateJobSecurity he couldn't be fired from.]] ** However, towards the end of the episode, he starts looking more like a JerkassWoobie, after he's fired and his sous-chef is promoted to his former position. Not only has he been psychologically broken from being proven as an incompetent liar, but his best friend has (understandably) turned against him and he's unemployed. [[spoiler: TheStinger tells us that, six weeks after the rescue, the owner is still getting calls from the chef, looking to get his job back.]]
14th Jul '14 5:20:37 PM Macgyver644200
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** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's. He finds the time to leave a little present behind.
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** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's. He Chilleen's, he finds the time to leave a little present behind.
10th Jul '14 12:26:39 PM PF
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* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head "[[LethalChef chef]]" Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish is just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite, he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.
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* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head "[[LethalChef chef]]" Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish is just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when does he tries take a bite, he has to instantly spit it out. Then the The chef then tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

--> '''Drunk Guy''': It's a good job, cleaning video. --> '''Mystery Diner''': Absolutely. --> '''Drunk Guy''': [[NonSequitur Because we all gotta' pee.]]
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--> '''Drunk Guy''': Guy:''' It's a good job, cleaning video. --> '''Mystery Diner''': Diner:''' Absolutely. --> '''Drunk Guy''': Guy:''' [[NonSequitur Because we all gotta' pee.]]
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