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* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[Film/TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[Film/FurryVengeance every]] [[Film/LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLorax comedy]] [[Film/NatureCalls you've]] [[Film/TheInternship seen]] [[Film/LetsBeCops in the last]] [[Film/DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

--> '''Film Brain''': Holy crap, [[UncannyValley that's terrifying!]] Who convinced them that putting Creator/MikeMyers' oversized head on a child body would be ''funny''? I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!

-->'''Film Brain''': But you always edit the title sequence.
-->'''Welshy''': Well then that shouldn't be much of a problem, should it?
-->'''Film Brain''':...deal.
-->''One title sequence of mostly Welshy later.''
-->'''Film Brain''' *shocked*: You really are a troll, aren't you?
-->'''Welshy''' *smiling*: Yes, I am.

* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Rated PG-13 for Dirty Man Stink!]]

* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[Film/TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[Film/FurryVengeance every]] [[Film/LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[Film/TheLorax comedy]] [[Film/NatureCalls you've]] [[Film/TheInternship seen]] [[Film/LetsBeCops in the last]] [[Film/DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

* {{Welshy}}'s condition that if he and Film Brain review this movie, he edits the title sequence.

* "Oh, hi. I decided to use the Morgan Freeman setting."

* "Jacques "Le Coq" Grande, played by Justin Timberlake, so named because... well, take a [[GagPenis wild freaking guess.]]"
* "And apparently Pitka is a celebrity in his own right, having given advice to the likes of the Beatles and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in these sure not to date horrendous Photoshops!"

--> '''Film Brain''': Holy crap, [[UncannyValley that's terrifying!]] Who convinced them that putting Mike Myers' oversized head on a child body would be ''funny''? I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!
* "I get the impression that because Pitka's an American, Myers can claim he isn't stereotyping Hindus or Indians with his performance. But have you ''seen'' Ben Kingsley?!"

* "Watching Ludacris's performance in this film is like watching a study of [[OhCrap what happens to a person's face as they increasingly realize that yes, they are]] [[TokenMinority the token black guy.]]"

* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[Film/TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[FurryVengeance every]] [[Film/LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[Film/TheLorax comedy]] [[Film/NatureCalls you've]] [[Film/TheInternship seen]] [[Film/LetsBeCops in the last]] [[Film/DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[Film/TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[FurryVengeance every]] [[LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[Film/TheLorax comedy]] [[NatureCalls you've]] [[TheInternship seen]] [[LetsBeCops in the last]] [[DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[FurryVengeance every]] [[LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[Film/TheLorax comedy]] [[NatureCalls you've]] [[TheInternship seen]] [[LetsBeCops in the last]] [[DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

* [[TakeThat And there's Rob Riggle]] [[TheGoodsLiveHardSellHard from]] [[FurryVengeance every]] [[LarryCrowne unfunny]] [[Film/TheLorax comedy]] [[NatureCalls you've]] [[TheInternship seen]] [[Let'sBeCops in the last]] [[DumbAndDumberTo five years.]]

-->'''Film Brain''': Good news British imperialists, give it another century or so and we'll have our colonies back and we'll put the Great in Great Britain again. (starts singing) Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves."

--> '''Film Brain''': Yello! Yeah, I'm talking to you on my hand mate, isn't it great? Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yep. I'm going to get the new model next week but with everything! I should have the use of my fingers back in about a month.
* When discussing the film's overuse of [[LensFlare Lens Flares]], suddenly Film Brain's room is filled with them.

* The opening twenty-five seconds get this one off to a good start:

-->Ursa: Oh hey, yeah, I even got the [[WolverinePublicity Linkara welcome wagon.]] You look familiar. Did I try to kill you, during Nerdquest.
-->Film Brain: I knew you vaguely remember me! And what better excuse to re-team for a crossover then.