History Funny / AvenueQ

-->'''Princeton''': No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak ''[[SuddenlyShouting GODDAMN ENGLISH!]]''

* The song "My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada," in which Rod tries a little too hard to convince the others that he's not gay. And fools absolutely no one. Especially hilarious are the ending lines:

** The original line is almost as hilarious:

* Kate singing back-up for Christmas Eve:

--> '''Kate:''' ''Who...''what?

** Sometimes, when Trekkie sings, "Me up all night [[ADateWithRosiePalms honking me horn]] to porn, porn, porn!" his puppeteers have him simulate masturbation in some hilarious fashion, which of course, always repulses Kate.

--->'''Kate Monster''': ''(sternly)'' Which ''gives us untold opportunity...''
--->'''Trekkie Monster''': For porn! Oops.

** When the male characters come to back up Trekkie ("All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!"), a frustrated Kate reminds them that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online, shopping on Amazon.com and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Oh, but Kate, what you think he do]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion after?!]]''"

* The Bad Idea Bears. Cute-as-a-button little Care Bear looking things, who [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin only show up to offer truly bad ideas]]. They're always a riot, but their truly crowning moment arrives when Princeton and Kate are at a bar and have just agreed that they shouldn't get too drunk:

* "Why are you so happy?" "'Cause our lives SUCK."

** To give you an idea of just HOW tacky her dress can get, one performance in Adelaide decided to take it UpToEleven by having her dress be decorated with what appeared to be disco balls. They turned the lights off...and the disco balls lit up.

** Usually, when Trekkie sings, "Me up all night [[ADateWithRosiePalms honking me horn]] to porn, porn, porn!" his puppeteers have him simulate masturbation in some hilarious fashion, which of course, always repulses Kate.

* While it's often true that people hate it when they {{Bowdlerize}} things, "My Social Life is Online" (which replaces "The Internet Is For Porn" in high school productions of the show) manages to still be a funny song.

* No longer part of the show, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5gcEQVxL4 this intermission scene]], where Nicky sings a song while hogging the bathroom.

** In an Off-Broadway performance, someone put a MetroCard (NYC public transportation pass for those unaware) in the hat, which Princeton said he was keeping.

** Kate asks Trekkie Monster to be quiet for a minute so she can finish the song. Trekkie trying to keep himself from blurting out "FOR PORN!" is hilarious. The puppeteers usually have him twiddle his thumbs or cover his mouth with his hands while doing it.

** When the male characters come to back up Trekkie ("All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!"), a frustrated Kate reminds them that they do other things on the Internet besides porn, such as trading stocks online and selling their things on [=eBay=], which they agree with. But when she mentions Princeton sending her an online birthday card, Trekkie Monster chimes in with, "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Oh, but Kate, what you think he do]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion after?!]]''"

-->'''Kate Monster''': Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

* The original line is almost as hilarious: