History Funny / AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag

* At Woodes Rogers' party, a noblewoman asks Rogers [[HappyMarriageCharade how his wife is doing.]] His deadpan response:
--> '''Rogers:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I haven't the faintest idea, and I don't intend to inquire any further. We separated almost five years ago, and both our lives have been the better for it.]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C1iRd8OrU Another,]] in which the Jackdaw turns into the {{Titanic}}.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C1iRd8OrU Another,]] in which the Jackdaw desperately tries to right itself while throwing crew members overboard.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C1iRd8OrU Another,]] in which the Jackdaw desperately tries to right itself.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C1iRd8OrU Edward, your parking could use some work.]]

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C1iRd8OrU Another]] GoodBadBug.

** Amusingly, [[spoiler: by the end of the game, Edward has become an English nobleman.]]

** Amusingly, [[spoiler: at the end of the game, Edward has become an English nobleman.]]

** Rackham's reaction doens't hurt,

* At Woodes Rogers' party, a noblewoman asks Rogers [[HappyMarriageCharade how his wife is doing.]] His response:

** Amusingly, [[spoiler: by the end of the game, Edward becomes an English nobleman.]]

** What sells it is the really bad American pronunciation of the names by the Abstergo analyst. This leads to gems like "Alltare Iben Lahad", "Enzio Owdeetory", and "Ratonahgayden/Ratonahtankon".

-->'''Anto:''' Hmph. [[MistakenNationality You all look the same to me.]]

-->'''Edward:''' Edward Kenway. I'm here to warn you of danger. And I'm Welsh.
-->'''Anto:''' Hmph. You all look the same to me.

--> '''Rogers:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I haven't the faintest idea, and I don't intend to inquire any further. We separated almost five years ago, and both our lives have been the better for it.]]

** There is a glitch that will occasionally manifest itself where Edward will get his teeth stuck in a SlasherSmile-like grin. You can see a version of it [[http://youtu.be/0roE9m0V_Eo?t=21s here.]]

--> '''Rogers:''' I haven't the faintest idea, and I don't intend to inquire any further. We separated almost five years ago, and both our lives have been the better for it.

* It can be quite amusing when a taken-over Fort takes down enemy ships, especially pirate hunters.

** Also, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB9tCcfvW0Y this one.]]

** Actually, Edward's so stunned that he still can't wrap his head around it as they head towards enemy territory.

* This troper couldn't help but laugh when after just taking over a Fort a Pirate Hunter ship appear only for said Fort to quickly sink it.

--> '''Blackbeard:''' Piss off, Ben!

** What sells it is Edward visibly rolling his eyes, wondering what did he do to hang out with an AxCrazy psycho and a drunk incompetent.

-->'''Edward:''' Lucky King George, having a piss-pot like you flying his flag!

** This troper discovered that particular goodie by accident, whilst thinking of ''VideoGame/{{Mass Effect 2}}''

** Also, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB9tCcfvW0Y#t=60 this one.]]