History Funny / AssassinsCreedIII

* Every time Connor said ''"I'm looking for Sam Adams"'' in a serious voice. Especially if you have [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_adams_beer one]] in your hand.

** Even funnier, the launch sequence is exactly the same as the one from ACII.

-->''Our investigations have shown that the port of Montreal has seized by Templar agents, like the rest. Go to Montreal and bring down the designers of this ubiquitous game the Templars are playing.'' [[hottip:+: For the uninformed, Ubisoft Montreal is the studio that created the game.]]
* When [[spoiler: Desmond goes to rescue William from Vidic at Abstergo HQ]], he gets into an elevator and [[spoiler: Vidic's]] voice comes over the speakers. The deadpan way in which he delivers it is rather amusing.
--> [[spoiler: '''Vidic''']]: Well, I see you've learned absolutely nothing since you left us. Walking into an elevator in the middle of a hostile environment...really?

** Connor's reaction when Norris first tells him is priceless

** Amusingly, to find out what Myriam actually wants is treated like a stealth mission from any other part of the game. You have to snoop around her cabin investigating "clues" to scope her interests, and you desync if she sees you. The music during this part is also insanely tense, the kind you'd expect for a boss battle.
** And when it finally happens
-->*Norris runs at Connor from behind*
-->*Connor reflexively flips Norris onto the ground*
-->'''Norris''': '''''"SHE SAID YES!"'''''
-->'''Connor''': ''"'''OH!''' Congratulations!"''
-->'''Myriam''': ''"I told you not to touch him."''

-->'''Ratonhnhake:ton:''' '''*flatly*''' Ridiculous.

* Lance the woodsmith acquires the plans to [[ContinuityNod Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine]] and builds one, assuring Connor that it'll work. It fails miserably.

** Amusingly, to find out what Myriam actually wants is treated like a stealth mission from any other part of the game. You have to snoop around her cabin investigating "clues" to scope her interests, and you desynch if she sees you. The music during this part is also insanely tense, the kind you'd expect for a boss battle.

* Connor's early exchanges with Robert Faulkner. Whenever Faulkner gets too close to him you can see Connor cover his nose. Also, he calls the ''Aquila'' a boat after Faulker clearly labeled it as a ship, and he's smirking the whole time.

* One pre-order commercial has Connor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then ''runs all the way back to the fight''.
** Can we get a link to that, please? It needs to be seen.

-->'''Connor''': ''"'''Myriam??"''

* During the second Naval Mission, "The Rescue," Miss Mandy rebukes Robert Faulkner for being overprotective and then tells him she's glad he's back before ''slapping him on the ass and walking off.'' What sells it is the completely nonplussed look he shares with Connor before composing himself.

-->'''Franklin:''' '''*offended*''' You don't have to be so honest.

-->'''Franklin:''' '''*offended*''' Well, you don't have to be so honest about it.

-->:'''Franklin:''' '''*offended*''' Well, you don't have to be so honest about it.

* Ratohnhaké:ton's facial reactions upon waking up in [[spoiler: the world where George Washington has gone mad and proclaimed himself king,]] are as follows: [[spoiler: Why is Mom alive?]] What's going on? ''What the hell am I wearing?!''

-->'''Connor''': ''"'''OH!''' Congratulations!"''

** Amusingly, to find out what Myriam actually wants is treated like a stealth mission from any other part of the game. You have to snoop around her cabin investigating "clues" to scope her interests, and you desynch if she sees you.

* When Conner first tells Achilles his name.

* Connor's early exchanges with Robert Faulkner. Whenever Faulkner gets too close to him you can see Connor cover his nose. Also, he calls the ''Aquila'' a boat after Faulker clearly labeled it as a ship, and he's smirking the whole time.

-->'''Connor''': Unbelievable.

** Even funnier because there's even a little bit of foreshadowing there, as Haytham not long after forms a relationship with a Ziio who looks older than he is.

-->'''Achilles:''' ''"You could have used a tree!"''

* Every time Connor said ''"I'm looking for Sam Adams."'' in serious voice. Especially if you have [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_adams_beer one]] in your hand.

-->'''Paul''': "''Best go rouse your militia...and...eh...put on some pants''"

* When [[spoiler: Desmond goes to rescue William from Vidic at Abstergo HQ]], he gets into an elevator and Vidic's voice comes over the speakers. The deadpan way in which he delivers it is rather amusing.
--> '''Vidic''': Well, I see you've learned absolutely nothing since you left us. Walking into an elevator in the middle of a hostile environment...really?

* Connor's acceptance speech for the Spike Video Game Awards Character of the Year, in which he gets interrupted by guards, and proceeds to beat the shit out of them ''with the statue''.

-->'''Achilles''': Right... well, I am not even going to try to pronounce that.