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* Early in the game, you find an email by Shaun complaining how the Animus is turning the contemporary English spoken in the pre-revolutionary America into modern American English. He then goes on a tirade about how British English is more "proper," and his subject text includes lots of frown emoticons.

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* Early in the game, you find an email by Shaun complaining how the Animus is turning the contemporary English spoken in the pre-revolutionary America into modern American English. He then goes on a tirade about how British English is more "proper," and his subject text includes lots of frown emoticons.emoticons.
* The first encounter with Cross:
--> '''Cross''': Look, the boss man said I'm not supposed to kill you, but he didn't say anything about fuckin' you up. So you have 'till the count of-
--> '''Desmond''': [[CombatPragmatist (Disarms and punches)]]
--> '''Cross''': Uuugh... (falls unconscious)
** Desmond pops a little smirk before continuing on his business.
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* In a memetic sense, thanks to the new feature adding huntable animals, Connor can now join the likes of [[RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] in getting '''Cougar'd'''!

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* In a memetic sense, thanks to the new feature adding huntable animals, Connor can now join the likes of [[RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] in getting '''Cougar'd'''!'''Cougar'd'''!
* Really, most of the Animus database entries, written by Shaun. It's absolutely hilarious when you combine his [[DeadpanSnarker snarkniness]], fuuny assumptions about the player, CulturalPosturing, and [[RunningGag classic pet-peeves]] over the course of his series. Several of the more stellar examples include John Fraser, the French and Indian War, and his own entry.
* Early in the game, you find an email by Shaun complaining how the Animus is turning the contemporary English spoken in the pre-revolutionary America into modern American English. He then goes on a tirade about how British English is more "proper," and his subject text includes lots of frown emoticons.
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--> '''de Grasse''': ....explain yourself.

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--> '''de Grasse''': ....explain yourself.yourself.
* In a memetic sense, thanks to the new feature adding huntable animals, Connor can now join the likes of [[RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] in getting '''Cougar'd'''!
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* One of the people at Connor's homestead acquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one, assuring Connor that it should work. It fails miserably.

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* One of Lance the people at Connor's homestead woodsmith acquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one, assuring Connor that it should work. It fails miserably.
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* When Haytham is clambering about the opera house, you can see into the various boxes. Sitting in one of them is a gentleman with his face currently in his [[MarshmallowHellfemale companion's bosom.]]

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* When Haytham is clambering about the opera house, you can see into the various boxes. Sitting in one of them is a gentleman with his face currently in his [[MarshmallowHellfemale [[MarshmallowHell female companion's bosom.]]
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--> '''Haytham(taken aback)''': Charles?!
--> '''Lee(completely nonchalant)''': Sir?

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--> '''Haytham(taken '''Haytham (taken aback)''': Charles?!
--> '''Lee(completely '''Lee (completely nonchalant)''': Sir?

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* When Haytham is clambering about the opera house, you can see into the various boxes. Sitting in one of them is a gentleman with his face currently in his female companion's bosom.

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* When Haytham is clambering about the opera house, you can see into the various boxes. Sitting in one of them is a gentleman with his face currently in his female [[MarshmallowHellfemale companion's bosom.]]
* When Haytham is confronted with the locked door of Church's house and is about to give up, Lee kicks down the door.
--> '''Haytham(taken aback)''': Charles?!
--> '''Lee(completely nonchalant)''': Sir?
--> '''Haytham''': (Begins to say something, then shrugs and follows him in.)

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* When Haytham is clambering about the opera house, you can see into the various boxes. Sitting in one of them is a gentleman with his face currently in his female companion's bosom.



** While Haytham is embroiled in the ensuing fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Ziio is cheering him on behind bartender's counter!]]

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** While Haytham is embroiled in the ensuing fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Ziio is cheering him on behind the bartender's counter!]]
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** While Haythem is embroiled in the ensuing fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Ziio is cheering him on behind bartender's counter!]]

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** While Haythem Haytham is embroiled in the ensuing fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Ziio is cheering him on behind bartender's counter!]]
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* Connor explaining to Lafayette that he needs his ships to fly into the New York harbor flying British flags.
--> '''Lafayette''': Wait, wait. I thought you might need some pirates killed, or goods transported. And instead, you ask us to....what, shell New York?

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* Connor explaining to Lafayette the Comte de Grasse that he needs his ships to fly into the New York harbor flying British flags.
--> '''Lafayette''': '''de Grasse''': Wait, wait. I thought you might need some pirates killed, or goods transported. And instead, you ask us to....what, shell New York?



--> '''Lafayette''': Ah....

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--> '''Lafayette''': '''de Grasse''': Ah....



--> '''Lafayette''': ....explain yourself.

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--> '''Lafayette''': ....'''de Grasse''': ....explain yourself.
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* Haytham's reaction to a captured officer freeing himself and escaping is to sigh and say "....really?" What follows is him arguing with Connor as to who should chase after him.

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* Haytham's reaction to a captured officer freeing himself and escaping is to sigh and say "....really?" What follows is him arguing with Connor as to who should chase after him.him.
* Connor explaining to Lafayette that he needs his ships to fly into the New York harbor flying British flags.
--> '''Lafayette''': Wait, wait. I thought you might need some pirates killed, or goods transported. And instead, you ask us to....what, shell New York?
--> '''Connor''': No. Of course not.
--> '''Lafayette''': Ah....
--> '''Connor''': Only part of it.
--> '''Lafayette''': ....explain yourself.
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--> '''Haytham''': Me Haytham. I...come...in...peace.
--> '''Ziio''': Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?

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--> '''Haytham''': Me Haytham. I...come...in... come... in... peace.
--> '''Ziio''': Why...are....you...speaking...so... are... you... speaking... so... slow?



--> '''Haytham''': *steps away from the door* Well now....I'm going to feed you your teeth.

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--> '''Haytham''': *steps away from the door* Well now....now... I'm going to feed you your teeth.



** While Haythem is emrolled in the ensuring fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Zlio is cheering him on behind bartender's counter!]]

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** While Haythem is emrolled embroiled in the ensuring ensuing fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Zlio Ziio is cheering him on behind bartender's counter!]]
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--> '''Connor''': *as they float in the harbor* We do now.

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--> '''Connor''': *as they float in the harbor* We do now.now.
* Haytham's reaction to a captured officer freeing himself and escaping is to sigh and say "....really?" What follows is him arguing with Connor as to who should chase after him.
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-->Listen you totty-headed twiddle poop - there's a difference between a tribe and a confederation and it's not my fault your skull's too thick to make sense of it.
-->Who you calling a twiddle poop, you crumb-backed scab!

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-->Listen -->'''Godfrey''': Listen you totty-headed twiddle poop - there's a difference between a tribe and a confederation and it's not my fault your skull's too thick to make sense of it.
-->Who -->'''Terry''': Who you calling a twiddle poop, you crumb-backed scab!
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--> '''Haytham''': *is tackled straight through the door*

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--> '''Haytham''': *is tackled straight through '''Connor''': *as they float in the door*harbor* We do now.
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* When Connor first enters Achille's manor, having almost single-handedly taken out a group of guards (he's just 14 at this point, mind you) he sits on a chair...only to have it fall to pieces beneath him.

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* When Connor first enters Achille's manor, having almost single-handedly taken out a group of guards (he's just 14 at this point, mind you) he sits on a chair...only to have it fall to pieces beneath him.him.
* Haytham and Connor are attempting to find a way out of a burning building and Haytham asks Connor to find something to pry open the door...only to find his son standing behind him.
--> '''Haytham''': Oh. No. Don't do that! There's no way of knowing what's on the other siiiii-
--> '''Haytham''': *is tackled straight through the door*
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** While Haythem is emrolled in the ensuring fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Zlio is cheering him on with the others behind bartender's counter!]]

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** While Haythem is emrolled in the ensuring fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Zlio is cheering him on with the others behind bartender's counter!]]
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** While Haythem is emrolled in the ensuring fistfight, [[HypocriticalHumor Zlio is cheering him on with the others behind bartender's counter!]]
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-->Who you calling a twiddle poop, you crumb-backed scab!

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-->Who you calling a twiddle poop, you crumb-backed scab!scab!
* When Connor first enters Achille's manor, having almost single-handedly taken out a group of guards (he's just 14 at this point, mind you) he sits on a chair...only to have it fall to pieces beneath him.
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* When Desmond [[spoiler:is in a bathroom in Brazil]], he has a conversation with Rebecca and Shaun about [[ItMakesSenseInContext piss troughs]].

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* When Desmond [[spoiler:is in a bathroom in Brazil]], he has a conversation with Rebecca and Shaun about [[ItMakesSenseInContext piss troughs]].troughs]].
* The EstablishingCharacterMoment for the lumberjacks: a comedic SeriousBusiness argument over the Iroquois being a "confederation" or a "tribe."
-->Listen you totty-headed twiddle poop - there's a difference between a tribe and a confederation and it's not my fault your skull's too thick to make sense of it.
-->Who you calling a twiddle poop, you crumb-backed scab!
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* One of the people at Connor's homestead acquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one, assuring Connor that it should work. It fails miserably.

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* One of the people at Connor's homestead acquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one, assuring Connor that it should work. It fails miserably.miserably.
* When Desmond [[spoiler:is in a bathroom in Brazil]], he has a conversation with Rebecca and Shaun about [[ItMakesSenseInContext piss troughs]].

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* A recent pre-order commercial has Conor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIGHT.

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* A recent In one pre-order commercial has Conor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIGHT.


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* A minor CultureClash between Achilles and Connor, when Connor takes a hatchet and buries it in one of the pillars of the homestead. After a brief WhatTheHellHero, Connor explains that Mohawk who go to war bury a hatchet in wood to signify it's start, and take it out at its end. Achilles' response?
-->'''Achilles:''' You could have used a tree!
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* One of the people at Connor's homestead aquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one assuring Connor it should work, it fails miserably.

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* One of the people at Connor's homestead aquires acquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one one, assuring Connor that it should work, it work. It fails miserably.
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* After Haytham threatens the ship captain that he'll cut his head off if he (ship captain) insulted him again, he finishes the captain's mug of rum and leaves. The captain immediately (and quickly) fills it back up while glaring at Haytham.

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* After Haytham threatens the ship captain that he'll cut his head off if he (ship captain) insulted him again, he finishes the captain's mug of rum and leaves. The captain immediately (and quickly) fills it back up while glaring at Haytham.Haytham.
* One of the people at Connor's homestead aquires the plans to Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machine and builds one assuring Connor it should work, it fails miserably.
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* The entire conversation between Haytham and Ben Franklin regarding the [[ChristmasCake virtues of having an older woman as a lover.]] Haytham even laughingly calls Ben a "mad bastard!"

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* The entire conversation between Haytham and Ben Franklin regarding the [[ChristmasCake virtues of having an older woman as a lover.]] Haytham even laughingly calls Ben a "mad bastard!"bastard!"
* After Haytham threatens the ship captain that he'll cut his head off if he (ship captain) insulted him again, he finishes the captain's mug of rum and leaves. The captain immediately (and quickly) fills it back up while glaring at Haytham.
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--> Cue soldier getting thrown straight through a table.

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--> Cue soldier getting thrown straight through a table.table.
* The entire conversation between Haytham and Ben Franklin regarding the [[ChristmasCake virtues of having an older woman as a lover.]] Haytham even laughingly calls Ben a "mad bastard!"
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--> '''Ziio''': Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?

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--> '''Ziio''': Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?slow?
* A few drunk soldiers try to challenge Haytham to a fight while he and Ziio are seeking information.
--> '''Soldier''': Oi! Where you goin', cully?
--> '''Haytham''': Who? Me?
--> '''Soldier''': No, the other cock robin!
--> '''Haytham''': Well...I, uh, I WAS leaving.
--> '''Soldier''': Oh? And now?
--> '''Haytham''': *steps away from the door* Well now....I'm going to feed you your teeth.
--> '''Ziio''': And you thought ''I'' was going to be the problem?
--> Cue soldier getting thrown straight through a table.
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--> ''Haytham: Me Haytham. I...come...in...peace.''
--> ''Ziio: Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?''

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--> ''Haytham: '''Haytham''': Me Haytham. I...come...in...peace.''
peace.
--> ''Ziio: '''Ziio''': Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?''slow?

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* A recent pre-order commercial has Conor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIGHT

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* * A recent pre-order commercial has Conor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIGHTFIGHT.
* When Haytham manages to stop Ziio in the forest, he tries speaking to her like she barely understands English.
--> ''Haytham: Me Haytham. I...come...in...peace.''
--> ''Ziio: Why...are....you...speaking...so...slow?''
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* A recent pre-order commercial has Conor surrounded by redcoats. He remarks "hold on", bolts from the fight, then we are treated of a montage of him traveling across the country to a Mayan temple where he finds the pre-order bonus sword, then RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FIGHT

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