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* When Lizzie Mae learns that white people renamed Red Jacket, she makes a big passionate speech about how Red Jacket can’t let them do that and then asks for his real name. Unfortunately Lizzie Mae can’t pronounce it and immediately goes back to calling him Red Jacket.

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* When Lizzie Mae learns that white people renamed Red Jacket, she makes a big passionate speech about how Red Jacket can’t let them do that and then asks for his real name.name which is Sagoyewatha (pronounced Sa-go-ye-wa-tha). Unfortunately Lizzie Mae can’t pronounce it and immediately goes back to calling him Red Jacket.
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--> '''Lizzie Mae''': Wait a minute. Heaven means an eternity full of white folks. I never thought of it that way. I may have to reconsider my options. ''(to slaves inside Mount Vernon offscreen)'' Anybody know a Muhammad I could talk to?

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--> '''Lizzie Mae''': Wait a minute. Heaven means an eternity full of white folks. I never thought of it that way. I may have to reconsider my options. ''(to ''(To presumably offscreen slaves inside Mount Vernon offscreen)'' Vernon)'' Anybody know a Muhammad I could talk to?

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-->'''Lizzie Mae''': Well, I don’t know an Abraham Lincoln, but he better not free another man’s slave unless he’s trying to get shot in the head.

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-->'''Lizzie Mae''': Well, I don’t know an Abraham Lincoln, but he better not free another man’s slave unless he’s trying to get shot in the head.head.
* When Lizzie Mae learns that white people renamed Red Jacket, she makes a big passionate speech about how Red Jacket can’t let them do that and then asks for his real name. Unfortunately Lizzie Mae can’t pronounce it and immediately goes back to calling him Red Jacket.
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--> '''Lizzie Mae''': Wait a minute. Heaven means an eternity full of white folks. I never thought of it that way. I may have to reconsider my options. Anybody know a Muhammad I could talk to?

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--> '''Lizzie Mae''': Wait a minute. Heaven means an eternity full of white folks. I never thought of it that way. I may have to reconsider my options. ''(to slaves inside Mount Vernon offscreen)'' Anybody know a Muhammad I could talk to?
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* When Lizzie Mae is asked if she is glad white people made black people Christians through slavery so she and other black people can go to heaven.
--> '''Lizzie Mae''': Wait a minute. Heaven means an eternity full of white folks. I never thought of it that way. I may have to reconsider my options. Anybody know a Muhammad I could talk to?
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* When Lizzie Mae is asked what Washington thinks of Lincoln freeing all the slaves.
-->'''Lizzie Mae''': Well, I don’t know an Abraham Lincoln, but he better not free another man’s slave unless he’s trying to get shot in the head.

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