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-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that ''THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we won't.\\

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-->'''Carl:''' Oh, Ohhh, do not tell me that ''THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE UP'' '''''THERE ON THE ROOF!''\\
ROOF!!'''''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we Okay. We won't.\\



'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process] DAMN IT!''

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'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's don't--''(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, crash,'' ''[[ChronicallyCrashedCar totaled in in]]'' ''[[RunningGag the process] DAMN IT!''
process]]'''')'' '''''DAMN IT!'''''
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* One of Dr. Weird's more memorable intro segments, where he is hanging upside down by a rope tied to his feet. The experiment?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN!! Chop off my head with ''such velocity'' [[OverdrawnAtTheBloodbank that my blood will rocket through my neck,]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic and propel my lifeless body]]'' ''ALL THE WAY TO'' '''''PHOENIX!!!'''''\\
'''Steve:''' ...''[[DullSurprise Wow.]]''\\
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'''Steve:''' ...Uh, what's in Phoenix-\\
'''Dr.Weird:''' Why, it's ''[[YourMom YOUR MAMA]]'', Steve! '''''GET THE AXE!!!'''''
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* That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
* Cybernetic Ghost, to explain ''why'' Carl's pool is full of elf blood, recounts the ''entire'' history of "Santa"...who was apparently a ''giant red ape'', and that's only the ''beginning'' of a ''long'', overly complicated, and ''completely'' nonsensical story, that the listeners stop multiple times to question the sheer ''absurdity'' of multiple times. Cybernetic Ghost ''quickly'' gets irritated by these interruptions.

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* That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was is inexplicably filled with elfin blood.
blood. But not just ''any'' blood...''elfin blood!'' Revealed dramatically as if that's supposed to mean something. [[SkewedPriorities Carl seems more concerned about his pool being unusable than the fact that it's full of BLOOD.]]
** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]] [[NoodleIncident The cause behind this specific part of the curse is never elaborated on.]]
* Cybernetic Ghost, to explain ''why'' Carl's pool is full of elf blood, recounts the ''entire'' history of "Santa"...who was apparently a ''giant red ape'', and [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot but ALSO a machine]], [[DisorganizedOutlineSpeech or maybe he's just a giant red ape]]. And that's only the ''beginning'' of a ''long'', ''[[KudzuPlot long, overly complicated, and ''completely'' COMPLETELY nonsensical story, story]]'', that the listeners stop interrupt multiple times to [[LampshadeHanging question the sheer ''absurdity'' absurdity of multiple times. times.]] Cybernetic Ghost ''quickly'' gets irritated by these interruptions.



* Carl, of course, ''slept through the whole thing'', in spite of being the one who's affected by this situation. So he's given a crash course of what the deal is: that his house is built on a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Space Elf]] [[IndianBurialGround Burial Ground]], and in order to break the curse, he needs to appease the Space Elf Elders. How?

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* Carl, of course, ''slept through the whole thing'', in spite of being the one who's affected by this situation. So he's given a crash course of what the deal is: that his house is built on a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Space Elf]] [[IndianBurialGround Burial Ground]], and naturally they're pissed off, and so cursed all water on the property to run red with elfin blood. [[UnfazedEveryman Carl just accepts this information without any sort of reaction or question.]] He's then informed that in order to break the curse, he needs to appease the Space Elf Elders. How?
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** [[Film/{{Hairspray}} BOSTON IS A BOMB!]]

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** [[Film/{{Hairspray}} [[Theatre/{{Hairspray}} BOSTON IS A BOMB!]]
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-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\

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-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' ''Film/SawI'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
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'''Carl:''' ''[[OhCrap Wonderful]]''...\\

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'''Carl:''' ''[[OhCrap ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Wonderful]]''...\\

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* Carl deciding to finally put his foot down on the Aqua Teens invading his property to use his pool, by setting up a ''ludicrous'' security measure, with a LaserCutter barrier that simultaneously act as tripwires for ''explosive laser guns'' added to his roof. He tries to get them to walk into the obvious trap with little success.
-->'''Carl:''' ''(After their floatie was utterly destroyed by the defenses)'' Good, it works. ''[[SchmuckBait You try doin' that with ya body now.]]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay! ''[[TooDumbToLive (Casually rolls up to the lasers)]]''\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(Holds him back) NO, MEATWAD, STOP!!''
* "These friends of yours, fry-man? They came from space, y'know? [[CallBack Typically, that means, uh...]]''[[CallBack you're somehow connected.]]''"
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** Tricking a BlindWithoutEm Frylock into thinking there's a fire, which leads a panicked Frylock to fly into the wall.
** Giving Frylock dinner plates when he demands his contacts back. And they still have food on them.


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** Chaining Frylock, Meatwad and Carl to a tree when he has to go take a nap. ''After'' he starts running out of power for the contacts.

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* Shake showing up in a steam shovel carrying a casket, much to Frylock's annoyance. Shake's utter nonchalance is what sells it. Then he interprets a request to take the casket through the back as crashing through the wall into Frylock's room.



* Meatwad trying to invite Carl over for a Thanksgiving dinner. Emphasis on trying as he forgets right after knocking on Carl's door and tries to get out a note to remind himself only to pull out in order: a note saying to start a salmon hatchery in Carl's pool (most likely written by Shake given the threats on the note and which Meatwad immediately attempts to do), his decapitated Jiggle Billy and Squirrelly. Carl just reaches into Meatwad and pulls out the note.
* Carl notes that Thanksgiving was a week ago but the Aqua Teens don't care. As Meatwad reveals they don't usually celebrate because they aren't American...yet. Not until they pass that test anyways.
* Carl agrees to go over for dinner but wants his food out on the lawn so there are witnesses in case anything bizarre happens. [[ProperlyParanoid Turns out to be a pretty good call.]]




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** Shake predictably makes the whole mess worse by yelling at Meatwad, who is hiding in the freezer, through a megaphone. He one ups that bit by trying to tape the whole fridge shut to trap Meatwad inside. By the time Frylock gets him out Meatwad is frozen solid and shatters apart before pulling together like nothing happened.

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* Danzig, as in ''[[SpecialGuest the actual]]'' ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} Danzig]]'', just ''randomly'' shows up out of ''nowhere'' as the person Carl is trying to sell his ''cursed house'' to. He ends up ''immediately'' buying the house specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Carl:''' ''(Nervously showing the pool full of blood)'' And uh, in the summer time, you got ''this!''\\

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* Carl tries selling his ''blood-filled cursed house''. The announcer even questions how Carl is going to do this. Cue Danzig, as in ''[[SpecialGuest the actual]]'' ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} Danzig]]'', just ''randomly'' shows showing up out of ''nowhere'' as the ''first'' person Carl is trying to sell his ''cursed house'' to. He ends up ''immediately'' falling in love with and buying the house for a ''ridiculous'' overprice specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Carl:''' ''(Nervously showing We got the, uh, bonus room here with-\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC: [[NonSequitur We shall go to Mexico tomorrow.]]]]\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Nervous)'' With the ''shriekin' robot'', hey there he is. ''(Showing
the pool full of blood)'' And uh, in the summer time, you got ''this!''\\



'''Carl:''' ''(Clearly confused)'' Uh, I don't know, uh, lemme, uh, talk to my ''blood guy'' here, uh-\\

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'''Carl:''' ''(Clearly confused)'' ''(More nervous)'' Uh, I don't know, uh, lemme, uh, talk to my ''blood guy'' here, uh, he's uh-\\



'''Carl:''' ...What was your name again? What was it-\\

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'''Carl:''' ...'''Carl:''' ''(Clearly confused)''...What was your name again? What was it-\\

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** Cybernetic Ghost ''[[TooSpicyForYogsothoth hiding]]'' from Danzig and his ''sprinklers of blood.''
** The idea that Danzig is using ''so much'' of the supposedly ''eternally flowing Elven Blood'' that it's '''''[[BeyondTheImpossible starting to RUN DRY.]]'''''

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** Cybernetic Ghost ''[[TooSpicyForYogsothoth hiding]]'' from ** The scene then cuts to Danzig having set up ''[[BloodyHilarious sprinklers of blood]]'' on the front lawn, leaving the ''entire lawn and his ''sprinklers front of the house'' '''''soaked''''' ''in blood.''
** The idea that Danzig is using ''so much'' of --->'''Frylock:''' Does he have to run those damn sprinklers all the supposedly ''eternally flowing Elven Blood'' that it's '''''[[BeyondTheImpossible starting to RUN DRY.]]'''''time?!\\
'''Shake:''' Sure makes ''our'' house look a ''hell of a lot better'', don't you think?


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* Danzig comes knocking at the Aqua Teens' place because Cybernetic Ghost is apparently missing, and he's apparently using ''so much'' of the supposedly ''eternally flowing Elven Blood'' that it's '''''[[BeyondTheImpossible starting to RUN LOW.]]''''' He's revealed to be ''[[TooSpicyForYogsothoth hiding]]'' from Danzig at their place.
-->'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC: I can ''NOT'' live with that guy. He is ''so'' annoying, he is ''so'' threatening, ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and he doesn't]]'' ''[[WalkingShirtlessScene wear a shirt.]]'']]\\
'''Shake:''' ''[[SkewedPriorities You make our house bleed RIGHT NOW!]]''
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* Danzig, as in ''[[SpecialGuest the actual]]'' ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} Danzig]]'', ''immediately'' buying the house specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.

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* Danzig, as in ''[[SpecialGuest the actual]]'' ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} Danzig]]'', just ''randomly'' shows up out of ''nowhere'' as the person Carl is trying to sell his ''cursed house'' to. He ends up ''immediately'' buying the house specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.

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* Danzig, as in ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} the actual Danzig]]'', buying the house specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''[[NightmareFuelStationAttendant Danzig:]]''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow ''UP'' the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...I don't see why not.]]

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* Danzig, as in ''[[SpecialGuest the actual]]'' ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} the actual Danzig]]'', ''immediately'' buying the house specifically ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''[[NightmareFuelStationAttendant -->'''Carl:''' ''(Nervously showing the pool full of blood)'' And uh, in the summer time, you got ''this!''\\
'''Danzig''' I got a question. ''How long's this blood last?''\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Clearly confused)'' Uh, I don't know, uh, lemme, uh, talk to my ''blood guy'' here, uh-\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC: The Elven Blood will flow forever for eternity from the Elven Graves...''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment forever]]''.]]\\
'''[[NightmareFetishist
Danzig:]]''' Is ''[[SincerityMode This is fucking]]'' '''''[[SincerityMode great.]]''''' I'm gonna line this thing with ''gargoyles'' for the ''sacrifices''...\\
'''Carl:''' ...What was your name again? What was it-\\
'''Danzig:''' ''Danzig, motherfucker!''\\
'''Carl:''' Huh...! \\
'''Danzig:''' Now, uh, is
there any chance a way we could get the blood to flow ''UP'' the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...I [[AC:I don't see why not.]]]]\\
'''Carl:''' That's ''good'', right? Goin' up the wall? That's uh, ''Elf Blood'' too, that ain't cheap-\\
'''Danzig:''' ''How much you want?''\\
'''Carl:''' Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, I don't know...''a million?''\\
'''Danzig:''' ...''Killer!'' Draft the check tomorrow.\\
'''Carl:''' ''You're serious? THANK YOU, GOD!!''


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** The idea that Danzig is using ''so much'' of the supposedly ''eternally flowing Elven Blood'' that it's '''''[[BeyondTheImpossible starting to RUN DRY.]]'''''
** On a meta sense, the real-life Danzig is notable for being ''quite short'', at 5'3, yet in his cameo in ''Aqua Teen Hunger Force'', he is ''equal'' height to the ''nearly 6 foot'' Carl.

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* "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you like to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
* "[[AC:You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
-->'''Frylock''': You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
* Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
* Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"

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* "Wait, Cybernetic Ghost, to explain ''why'' Carl's pool is full of elf blood, recounts the ''entire'' history of "Santa"...who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you was apparently a ''giant red ape'', and that's only the ''beginning'' of a ''long'', overly complicated, and ''completely'' nonsensical story, that the listeners stop multiple times to question the sheer ''absurdity'' of multiple times. Cybernetic Ghost ''quickly'' gets irritated by these interruptions.
-->'''Frylock:''' Wait, ''who'' unionized?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:Wouldn't ''YOU''
like to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
''[[YourMom YOUR MAMA]]''!]]
* "[[AC:You Carl, of course, ''slept through the whole thing'', in spite of being the one who's affected by this situation. So he's given a crash course of what the deal is: that his house is built on a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Space Elf]] [[IndianBurialGround Burial Ground]], and in order to break the curse, he needs to appease the Space Elf Elders. How?
-->'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:You
must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, ]]\\
'''Carl:''' Okay,
how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
-->'''Frylock''': You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...
much?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[[AC:Sexually.]]''\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
'''Carl:''' ''[[OhCrap Wonderful]]''...
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''[[SmashCut (Smash Cut]]'' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere to Carl with his stuff packed up)]]''\\
'''Frylock''': Hey, man! You know, you don't have to ''move!'' You could do that ''other thing'', that the robot talked about!\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. Look, I know it's been a wild ride, but uh...I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red ''giant red gorilla in space''.
space'', okay?
* Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
* Danzig
Danzig, as in ''[[Music/{{Danzig}} the actual Danzig]]'', buying the house specifically because ''because'' it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Danzig:''' -->'''[[NightmareFuelStationAttendant Danzig:]]''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP ''UP'' the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I [[AC:...I don't see why not.]]"]]
** Cybernetic Ghost ''[[TooSpicyForYogsothoth hiding]]'' from Danzig and his ''sprinklers of blood.''

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN, NO! COME BACK!\\

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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors ''(doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...)'' Moth-Monst-''(...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' hole)'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN, NO! COME BACK!\\




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* Carl once again makes himself the highlight of the episode when he discovers the Aqua Teens are siphoning electricity from his house to power Shake's [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Shake-Signal Spotlight Helmet]], and he comes knocking on their door to raise hell at them.
-->'''Meatwad:''' Good mornin' Carl!\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, it ''is'' a good mornin' there, little man. ''[[SuddenlyShouting It's THREE IN THE MORNIN'!!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, Carl, did you see our flag? Pretty boss, huh?]]\\
'''Carl:''' ''Look.'' All I know is ''this cord'' was plugged into ''my house.'' And ''your house'' was glowin' like the ''friggin' sun!'' So I put two and two together there, hey! ''[[TranquilFury And decided that you're]]'' '''''[[TranquilFury pissin' me off.]]'''''\\
'''Shake:''' Oh, we are ''truly'' sorry, Carl. And it will, ''probably'', never happen again...could we have our cord back?\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Walks away)'' No, no, there. I'm just gonna ''keep it'' there, since it's ''mine'' anyways...\\
'''Shake:''' Carl! Might wanna be careful! ''Dracula's'' out there!\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Distantly) GO BACK TO'' '''''SLEEP''''', ''YOU'' '''''FREAK!'''''
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* The very first scene after the intro, [[EstablishingSeriesMoment which perfectly sets the town of the show going forward.]] Very fitting that [[FountainOfMemes Carl]] is the one who kicks this page off:

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* The very first scene after the intro, [[EstablishingSeriesMoment which perfectly sets the town tone]] [[QuirkyWork of the show going forward.]] Very fitting that [[FountainOfMemes Carl]] is the one who kicks this page off:
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-->'''[[IncomingHam Carl]]:''' ''WHAT HAPPENED TO MY'' '''''[[{{Joisey}} FRICKIN' CAR!?!]]'''''\\

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-->'''[[IncomingHam Carl]]:''' ''WHAT HAPPENED TO MY'' '''''[[{{Joisey}} FRICKIN' FRIGGIN' CAR!?!]]'''''\\



'''Carl:''' Ah, yeah. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster]], ''this'' is how it's ''goin':'' ''Look. At my'' '''''frickin'. Car.''''' It is ''crushed'' to ''bejesus and back.''\\

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'''Carl:''' Ah, yeah. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster]], ''this'' is how it's ''goin':'' ''Look. At my'' '''''frickin'.'''''friggin'. Car.''''' It is ''crushed'' to ''bejesus and back.''\\



'''Carl:''' Oh, for the ''frickin'-'' I ''JUST'' FOUND IT THIS WAY! I ''JUST'' WALKED OUT HERE, FOR ''FRIGGIN' SAKE!''\\

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'''Carl:''' Oh, for the ''frickin'-'' ''friggin'-'' I ''JUST'' FOUND IT THIS WAY! I ''JUST'' WALKED OUT HERE, FOR ''FRIGGIN' SAKE!''\\
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* The very first scene after the intro, [[EstablishingSeriesMoment which perfectly sets the town of the show going forward.]] Very fitting that [[FountainOfMemes Carl]] is the one who kicks this page off:
-->'''[[IncomingHam Carl]]:''' ''WHAT HAPPENED TO MY'' '''''[[{{Joisey}} FRICKIN' CAR!?!]]'''''\\
'''Shake:''' Good morning, Carl! How's it goin'?\\
'''Carl:''' Ah, yeah. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster]], ''this'' is how it's ''goin':'' ''Look. At my'' '''''frickin'. Car.''''' It is ''crushed'' to ''bejesus and back.''\\
'''([[{{Beat}} Beat]])'''\\
'''Shake:''' ...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Have you gotten any estimates?]]\\
'''Carl:''' Oh, for the ''frickin'-'' I ''JUST'' FOUND IT THIS WAY! I ''JUST'' WALKED OUT HERE, FOR ''FRIGGIN' SAKE!''\\
'''Shake:''' Carl! Carl, Carl! It's okay! It's cool, man! I'm a detective! Clear the crime scene and let me think!\\
'''([[{{Beat}} Beat]])'''\\
'''Shake:''' ''(Breathes in)'' ''[[InsaneTrollLogic METEORS DID IT!!]]'' That'll be twenty dollars!

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-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\

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-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' ''There's a friggin' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\in my yard!''\\



'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].

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'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, ''could'' be his girlfriend. ''(Closes his eyes and makes it so)'' 'Cause in my mind now, ''he's goin' steady.''\\
'''Carl:''' Oh yeah, no! ''There's two of 'em now!''



--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!

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--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed ''completely crushed'' if you could!could!\\
''(The Eggzillas stop stomping to make out)''\\
'''Carl:''' Hey, what're ya doin'?! ''[[RunningGag YA MISSED]]'' ''[[ChronicallyCrashedCar MY CAR!!]]'' ''(Smashing his own car with a pipe)'' ''C'MON HELP ME OUT WITH THIS!! YEAH, THERE WE GO, '''PERFECT!!!'''''




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** And special mention goes to the sentient unicorn bicycle Meatwad summoned at the start just BackingAwaySlowly [[FunnyBackgroundEvent and looking side to side until it's offscreen, clearly wanting nothing to do with the chaos.]]
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-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\

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-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that THAT ''THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\ROOF!''\\



'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay.\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!

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'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
''GET IT DOWN!''\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[ExactWords Okay.\\
]]\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' process] DAMN IT!
IT!''
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* The salesman of the eponymous Grim Reaper Gutters, a large and looming hooded figure with skeletal hands, a perfect embodiment of TheGrimReaper...[[FluffyTheTerrible named "Dan"]]. Dan [[InsistentTerminology (Of Grim Reaper Gutters)]], is basically the "Overbearingly Insistent Door-To-Door Salesman" archetype played to it's utmost extreme, with him repeatedly declaring that "he won't leave until he makes a sale", and badgering about his amazing deals...[[MoodWhiplash and killing you with a touch if you turn all of them down]].

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* The salesman of the eponymous Grim Reaper Gutters, a large and looming hooded figure with skeletal hands, a perfect embodiment of TheGrimReaper...[[FluffyTheTerrible named "Dan"]]. Dan [[InsistentTerminology (Of (From Grim Reaper Gutters)]], is basically the "Overbearingly Insistent Door-To-Door Salesman" archetype played to it's utmost extreme, with him repeatedly declaring that "he won't leave until he makes a sale", and badgering about his amazing deals...[[MoodWhiplash and killing you with a touch if you turn all of them down]].
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* It really speaks volumes about the kind of crap Carl goes through on a daily basis when he can just walk right past a Grim Reaper armed with a gutter and his only reaction being [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "'Scuse me, get out of my way."]]

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* It really speaks volumes about the kind of crap Carl goes through on a daily basis when he can just walk right past a ''literal'' Grim Reaper armed with a gutter gutter, [[VocalDissonance who greets him with a chipper, high-voiced "Oh, hi!"]] and his only reaction being [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "'Scuse me, get out of outta my way."]]
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* The salesman of the eponymous Grim Reaper Gutters, a large and looming hooded figure with skeletal hands, a perfect embodiment of TheGrimReaper...[[FluffyTheTerrible named "Dan"]]. Dan [[InsistentTerminology (Of Grim Reaper Gutters)]], is basically the "Overbearingly Insistent Door-To-Door Salesman" archetype played to it's utmost extreme, with him repeatedly declaring that "he won't leave until he makes a sale", and badgering about his amazing deals...[[MoodWhiplash and killing you with a touch if you turn all of them down]].
* It really speaks volumes about the kind of crap Carl goes through on a daily basis when he can just walk right past a Grim Reaper armed with a gutter and his only reaction being [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight "'Scuse me, get out of my way."]]
* This gem of an exchange at the end:
-->'''Meatwad:''' Well, dang!\\
'''Shake:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain He killed Carl!]]\\
'''Frylock:''' [[ComedicSociopathy Yeah, but did he LEAVE?]]\\
'''Shake:''' No! Haven't you seen their commercial? They won't leave until they make a sale!\\
'''Dan:''' ''(Knocks on the window)'' My name is Dan, from Grim Reaper Gutters. [[ImpliedDeathThreat I won't leave until I make a sale.]] [[RunningGag Have you seen our Clog-Free System? It safely routes roof run-off, leaves, and debris from the home, while tastefully accenting the roof line and the-]]\\
''(Frylock goes to the door)''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock! Where are you going?!\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(Opens door) I guess I'm goin' to buy some '''GOD DAMN GUTTERS!''' (Slams door)''
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!!Hand Banana
* While the majority of the [[BlackComedyRape humor]] in this episode is subjective in it's enjoyability, the exchange between Carl and Frylock in the beginning when Carl discovers what they're doing is generally regarded as one of the best [[SeinfeldianConversation "Carl Conversations"]] in the series.
-->'''Meatwad:''' What's a ''DNA?''\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Shows up, interrupting)'' It stands for [[FunWithAcronyms Do-Not, uh, enter my pool]]...''[[{{Metaphorgotten}} -Assman.]]''\\
'''Frylock:''' Hey, Carl, [[ARareSentence do me a favor and spit in that pool?]]\\
'''Carl:''' Oh, you mean ''MY'' pool?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Oh, this your pool?\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah. ''It is.''\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[RunningGag Can I go swim in it?]]\\
'''Carl:''' ''[[RunningGag No, you may NOT.]]''\\
'''Shake:''' What if ''I'' swim in it?\\
'''Carl:''' ''No.''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, do you mind if we make a dog in it?\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, ''I do mind''. ''Very much'', if that's cool!\\
'''Frylock:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You haven't been using it!]]\\
'''Carl:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging That's not the point, is it?]]''

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'''Carl:''' ''[[OhCrap (Matter-of-factly) Oh my god.]]''\\

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** Markula's complete dedication to not giving a single ''fuck'' about Carl and his complaints is downright inspiring.
--->'''Markula:''' What?\\
'''Carl:''' Look at that! ''(Points at the utterly ruined Aqua Teen House)'' You see that?!\\
'''[[{{Troll}} Markula:]]''' ''See what?''\\
'''Carl:''' '''''THAT!!'''''\\
'''Markula:''' ''No'', I don't ''see'' what. [[BlatantLies Everything is]] ''[[BlatantLies fine]]'' [[BlatantLies Carl, just relax]]...[[InsaneTrollLogic they're only kids.]]\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Flabbergasted by that) They're just k-? (Recomposes himself)'' '''''NO.''''' There's ''ONE'' of them! And he's a ''frickin' MONSTER!''
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!!Couples Skate
* The entire opening section, which reveals a new tenant has since moved into the Aqua Teen residence. A colossal white tentacled abomination with bloodshot eyes and a massive maw with jagged teeth, named...''[[FluffyTheTerrible Paul]]''. Paul is going through a...''[[{{Understatement}} very bad]]'' [[TakingTheKids custody battle]], and so is currently ''utterly ripping apart'' the house in a complete and total rage. Prompting an understandably angry and terrified Carl to call Markula and raise Hell in a downright SeinfeldianConversation of a phone call.
-->'''Markula:''' Why have you disturbed my slumber at this hour?!\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Paul raging in the background)'' Do you hear that? ''Listen!''\\
'''Markula:''' Yes...''[[NightmareFetishist and it is beautiful.]]''\\
'''Carl:''' Uh, not to me, man. And, ''I called the cops''. And, uh, ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they took one look and they kept drivin'.]]''\\
'''Markula:''' You leave my tenant ''alone!''\\
'''Carl:''' He's screamin' his head off over there! I'm about to get my ''balls up!'' And go over there and make it my business!\\
'''Markula:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse With]] ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion what?]]'' ''You'' can't stop him. He will ''shred you like a '''sheet.'''''\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, he definitely has me on weight...\\
''(Paul rips Shake's massive recliner in a single swift motion)''\\
'''Carl:''' ''[[OhCrap (Matter-of-factly) Oh my god.]]''\\
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'''Carl: This is your, uh, great great great...... (the turkeys point sock lasers at him) *furious* Your mother--! ([[KilledMidSentence]] the turkeys fire lasers at him, blowing him up).

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'''Carl: This is your, uh, great great great...... (the turkeys point sock lasers at him) *furious* Your mother--! ([[KilledMidSentence]] the turkeys fire lasers at him, blowing him up).
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-->'''Carl: You have got to be freaking kidding me!\\
'''RobotTurkey:''' What are you eating?\\
'''Carl: This is your, uh, great great great...... (the turkeys point sock lasers at him) *furious* Your mother--! ([[KilledMidSentence]] the turkeys fire lasers at him, blowing him up).

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-->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you know there's other people that live in this house.\\

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-->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you know know, there's other people that live in this house.\\



'''Frylock:''' ... Your other neighbors.\\

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'''Frylock:''' ... Your It was your other neighbors.\\



!!Super Sirloin
* The episode opens with Meatwad jamming at the dead of night to "Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez," a new hip-hop CharityMotivationSong by "Sir Loin" encouraging the listener to donate their food to him, allegedly so he can give it to starving children (or "shorteez").
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[opens the door to Meatwad's room]'' Meatwad!\\
'''Meatwad:''' I know, I know. Get higher! Raise the roof! ''[begins raising his arms]''\\
'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you need to shut it off.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Oh, oh, I'm sorry. ''[moves over to the light switch and turns off the light]'' There, is that better?\\
''[Frylock begins scowling]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Can you still hear the song with the light out?\\
'''Frylock:''' ''[turns the light back on]'' I mean ''that''! ''[turns the boombox off]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Oh, the boombox. ''[turns it back on]'' No, no, we ain't doin' that.
** Meatwad alternating between joyfully dancing to the song and "raising the roof" and treating it as a heartbreaking song with a serious message.
** The song's album cover. It's Sir Loin as a fat, blinged-out rapper pointing to a starving child with a tiny bowl in their hands with the words "SIR LOIN: DOIN' IT 4 DA SHORTEEZ" in jewel-encrusted gold and silver.
* Shake furiously promises Meatwad that "it's gonna be hell week all rolled up into one night" if he doesn't turn the music off. Later, after Meatwad falls asleep, Shake emerges from his closet with a {{chainsaw|Good}}, which he explains that he was planning to use to "[[BlatantLies cut down that tree in the back]]."
* Meatwad mumbling the song in his sleep after he falls asleep while explaining the ill effects that eating sand has on his health.
* The Aqua Teens are eating breakfast in the morning when Meatwad, remembering the shorteez, decides to stop eating his "food" [[note]]actually a stack of "sand cakes" because Shake thinks it's funny to make him eat sand rather than real food[[/note]] and throw it into a donation bag. Then he does the same thing to the ''other'' Aqua Teens' breakfasts, to their outrage.
-->'''Frylock:''' Hey, dammit! I was going to eat that!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Oh, gee whiz, I'm so sorry to inconvenience you! While ''other people ain't got nothin' to eat''!
* When Meatwad asks Carl for food, Carl hocks a loogie into his bag. He then offers to throw in some "crabs" as well, which Meatwad [[EveryoneHasStandards actually has to turn down]] (keep in mind that "food items" he considers acceptable for the shorteez include dead raccoons and dog feces).
-->'''Carl:''' I don't know if they're Alaskan king, but... ''[becomes visibly saddened]'' they feel huge.
* When Meatwad returns from his food drive, it's revealed that he stole ''all the food in the house'' from his roommates, with nothing remaining except a few condiment bottles in the fridge.
-->'''Frylock:''' Charity is one thing, but this is getting way out of hand! I mean, ''we'' don't have anything to eat now!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, I don't know about that. I mean-\\
'''Frylock:''' ''Don't. Say. Sand.''\\
'''Meatwad:''' Oh, come on, now, it ain't that bad. I mean, you just gotta sorta ketchup it up.
* At the end, having been betrayed by his idol Sir Loin, Meatwad swears to never take advice from a rap musician again. Instead, he starts taking it from heavy metal bands, painting his face to look like a skull as well as sticking a candle and several forks on his head.



* Frylock gets fed up with the his teammates' asinine answers and leaves the bar. Shake demands that he stay because "[Meatwad] does not know how to write, and I completely refuse to!"

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'''Hastings:''' Very clever, guys.\\

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'''Hastings:''' Very Very... very clever, guys.\\



'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I do, Carl.\\

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'''Frylock:''' ''[with his lower body sunken under the table]'' Yeah, I do, Carl.\\



** When Hastings later simply refers to the team as the "one-eyed... guys," Carl angrily demands that he say the entire name.

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!!Super Trivia
* The episode begins with the Aqua Teens, as the title suggests, playing trivia night at a bar. When the host asks what element has the the chemical symbol Be, Frylock knows the answer, but Meatwad insists that it's "Music/BackstreetBoys" while Shake thinks the answer is "Benmark" (allegedly a "sublevel country underneath Denmark"). Frylock puts down the answer as "beryllium," but it turns out that he didn't get points for it because Shake wrote his answer over the correct one.
** It is revealed that the Aqua Teens are losing the trivia game because Meatwad put down "Backstreet Boys" as half their answers. That's also what he named their team, which leads to him excitedly assuming that the actual band is there when the announcer mentions them.
* Wayne "The Brain" [=McClain=]'s gloating. Creator/SethMacFarlane does a great job of making him sound hilariously petty and vain.
-->'''Ned Hastings''': And in first place, yet again, with another perfect score of 60 points, Wayne "The Brain" [=McClain=]!\\
'''[=McClain=]''': ''[jumps on the table and pumps his fists]'' Yes! Yes! ''Oh god, yes!''
* Frylock gets fed up with the his teammates' asinine answers and leaves the bar. Shake demands that he stay because "[Meatwad] does not know how to write, and I completely refuse to!"
* After the disastrous trivia game, Frylock bangs his head against the wall in frustration while Meatwad encourages him to "let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb. Dumb as hell."
* Frylock's plan to beat [=McClain=] and win trivia night is to lure the other Aqua Teens into his room and strap them to a chair with their eyes forced open ''Film/AClockworkOrange''-style before forcing them to watch a giant DVD titled "Omniscience Vol. 1" containing all the knowledge in the world.
** In Shake's case, he lured him by promising that there would be "chicks." He then excitedly assumes that the DVD is going to be pornography.
--->'''Shake:''' Does it show girls in the nude?\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, it shows a woman without skin, but that's really more about her organs.\\
'''Shake:''' But the sex organs, right? The... the good ones?
* Before their rematch with [=McClain=], Frylock raises the subject of what his trivia team is going to call themselves:
-->'''Frylock:''' Carl, we need to name our team. Something tough!\\
'''Carl:''' I turned it in, Fryman. We're good.\\
'''Ned Hastings:''' And our other competing squad, the One-Eyed Wonder Weasels and Their... Two Balls.\\
'''Carl:''' ''[laughing]'' Two balls!\\
'''Hastings:''' Very clever, guys.\\
'''Carl:''' You get where I'm going with that, Fryman? You understand the thing? The joke?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I do, Carl.\\
'''Carl:''' TONIGHT!
** When Hastings later simply refers to the team as the "one-eyed... guys," Carl angrily demands that he say the entire name.

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