History Funny / Antz

22nd Jan '16 11:57:01 AM HeraldAlberich
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--> '''Z''': Lunatic at three o'clock. --> '''Z''': I'll have you know, I have it from a very reliable source...well, maybe a drunk raving source... --> '''Z''': Tunnel opening ceremony. --> '''Z''': Every worker in the colony is here!... Hey, wait a minute, that guy owes me money... --> '''Z''': Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]] (when faced with a penny)
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--> '''Z''': '''Z:''' Lunatic at three o'clock. --> '''Z''': '''Z:''' I'll have you know, I have it from a very reliable source...well, maybe a drunk raving source... --> '''Z''': '''Z:''' Tunnel opening ceremony. --> '''Z''': '''Z:''' Every worker in the colony is here!... Hey, wait a minute, that guy owes me money... --> '''Z''': '''Z:''' Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]] (when faced with a penny)

** 'WELCOME HOME, TROOPS' with the 'S' hastily crossed out. ** 'ONE TO NOTHING, WE WIN!' * Z's pathetic attempts at being a soldier ant. Highlights include him telling another soldier he'll get out soon since he's got a trial membership...for the army.
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** 'WELCOME "WELCOME HOME, TROOPS' TROOP[[strike:S]]" with the 'S' ''S'' hastily crossed out. ** 'ONE "ONE TO NOTHING, WE WIN!' WIN!" * Z's pathetic attempts at being a soldier ant. Highlights include him telling another soldier he'll get out soon since he's got a trial membership...for membership--for the army.

* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to his being voiced by ChristopherWalken. * Weaver voicing that there would be consequences talking about impersonating a soldier and even listening to ants talking about impersonating a soldier. Cut to a wide-shot of awake soldiers eavesdropping and immediately going back to sleep. * For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker, is just hilarious.
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* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to his being voiced by ChristopherWalken. Creator/ChristopherWalken. * Weaver voicing that there would be consequences for talking about impersonating a soldier and even listening to ants talking about impersonating a soldier. Cut to a wide-shot wide shot of awake soldiers eavesdropping and immediately going back to sleep. * For some reason, Z's Z being aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker, is just hilarious.

-->'''Barbatus:''' '''' Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?
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-->'''Barbatus:''' ''''[as Z picks up his still-living severed head>'' head]'' Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?
27th Nov '15 11:59:24 PM Jukkaimaru
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* [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah]]/[[BlackComedy We slaughter termites just for fun, hurrah, hurrah!"]]
27th Aug '15 9:52:55 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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* For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker, is just hilarious.
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* For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker, is just hilarious.hilarious. * The grizzled veteran ant soldier Barbatus is a wellspring of BlackComedy: -->'''Barbatus:''' '''' Be honest, kid. Am I hurt bad?
26th Aug '15 12:02:11 PM harveytwh
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* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to him being voiced by ChristopherWalken.
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* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to him his being voiced by ChristopherWalken.

* For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker is just hilarious.
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* For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker sneaker, is just hilarious.
21st Aug '15 9:41:45 AM AnotherGuy
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* Weaver voicing that there would be consequences talking about impersonating a soldier and even listening to ants talking about impersonating a soldier. Cut to a wide-shot of awake soldiers eavesdropping and immediately going back to sleep.
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* Weaver voicing that there would be consequences talking about impersonating a soldier and even listening to ants talking about impersonating a soldier. Cut to a wide-shot of awake soldiers eavesdropping and immediately going back to sleep.sleep. * For some reason, Z's aghast watching Bala screaming as she passes by, stuck underneath a battleship-sized sneaker is just hilarious.
13th Mar '15 7:51:20 AM AnotherGuy
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--> '''Z''': Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]]'' (when faced with a penny)
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--> '''Z''': Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]]'' that?]] (when faced with a penny)
13th Mar '15 7:51:01 AM AnotherGuy
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--> '''Z''': "Lunatic at three o'clock." --> '''Z''': "I'll have you know, I have it from a very reliable source...well, maybe a drunk raving source..." --> '''Z''': "Tunnel opening ceremony." --> '''Z''': "Every worker in the colony is here!...Hey, wait a minute, that guy owes me money..." --> '''Z''': "Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]]'' (when faced with a penny)
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--> '''Z''': "Lunatic Lunatic at three o'clock." o'clock. --> '''Z''': "I'll I'll have you know, I have it from a very reliable source...well, maybe a drunk raving source..." source... --> '''Z''': "Tunnel Tunnel opening ceremony." ceremony. --> '''Z''': "Every Every worker in the colony is here!...here!... Hey, wait a minute, that guy owes me money..." money... --> '''Z''': "Who Who the ''hell'' is [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln that?]]'' (when faced with a penny)

* '''Be'' the ball!'
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* '''Be'' "''Be'' the ball!'ball!"[[note]]Cue sarcastic moan from Z.[[/note]]
13th Mar '15 7:49:21 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Z:''' This is a lawsuit waiting to happen!
13th Mar '15 7:22:11 AM AnotherGuy
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** When Z, disguised as a soldier, is introduced to Bala at a ceremony, he gives a sexy growl at her instead of the formal greetings he'd given to the Queen and Mandible.
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** When Z, disguised as a soldier, is introduced to Bala at a ceremony, he gives a sexy growl at her instead of the formal greetings he'd given to the Queen and Mandible. Keep in mind, this is ''Creator/WoodyAllen'' making a ''sexy growl''.
31st Dec '14 2:02:20 PM CarolC
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* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to him being voiced by ChristopherWalken.
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* Some of Cutter's dialogue [[{{Narm}} can be this]] thanks to him being voiced by ChristopherWalken.ChristopherWalken. * Weaver voicing that there would be consequences talking about impersonating a soldier and even listening to ants talking about impersonating a soldier. Cut to a wide-shot of awake soldiers eavesdropping and immediately going back to sleep.
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