History Funny / AnimeAbandon

* He does, however, get sick of Akira's [[ObliviousToLove continued insensitivity towards others]], comparing him negatively to Anime/{{Tenchi|Muyo}} who was genuinely kind and considerate, but even if he ''wasn't'', he was at least considerate of others' feelings.

* Sage essentially declares himself a vampire-hating {{hipster}}, because he hated them [[Literature/{{Twilight}} before it was cool.]]

-->Subtle...Nuanced...Sophisticated...Refined...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tig ol' bitties...]]

[[AC:''Battle Skipper: The Movie'']]

[[AC:''[[Anime/EightManAfter]]'']]

* "Yes...a utopian society that I will rule with an iron fist...I mean, an open hand...filled with sugar cookies..."

* He points out that no one would even hear about this game because of [[CrackIsCheaper how expensive]] the system, the UsefulNotes/NeoGeo, was.

* Bennett gets to Chapel's role in the story and realizes he has to reference Creator/RobLiefeld's work with ''ComicBook/{{Youngblood}}''. He admits that he wanted to ask [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] for help. Cut to Linkara crying NO! in the fetal position.

[[AC:''Anime/TokyoBabylon'']]

* [[ReviewIronicEcho A random guy saying "This is very annoying"]] while watching Sasami and Misao transform into their magical girl alter-egos is immediately elevated to "potential RunningGag" status, earning a spot in Sage's joke box alongside "[[Manga/{{Baoh}} Baoh has a laser cannon!]]", "[[Anime/TekkenTheMotionPicture ...Not to ANYONE!]]", [[Manga/MadBull34 Mad Bull's grenade jockstrap]], and Sachiko calling out Azuma's name in ''[[Anime/EighthMan 8 Man After]]''.

[[AC:''[[Anime/EighthMan 8 Man After]]'']]

* Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam0083StardustMemory Gundam 0083]]'' opening, due to an overdose of TheEighties.

** All of Sage's nicknames, including Eddie the [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Meowth]] Guy, [[Music/{{Blondie}} Debbie Harry]] and [[GenkiGirl Chipmunk.]]

* "Prepare for [[BoobsAndButtPose impossible backs]] and [[MostCommonSuperpower basketball-sized tits,]] it's TheNineties all over again."

[[AC:''Anime/Ninja Cadets'']]

[[AC:''Anime/Amon Saga'']]

[[AC:''Ninja Cadets'']]

[[AC:''Amon Saga'']]

-->'''Sage:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Were they on shrooms when they wrote this]]?

* Sage's descriptions of some of the other Super Kids: [[TheBigGuy Big Boy]] is "Yajirobe if he [[TeleporterAccident went in the teleportation pod]] in ''Film/TheFly'' after Krillin peed in it", [[TheLancer Chao]] is "[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Punished]] Yamcha", and [[TokenNonHuman Samachi]] is... "Uh, I guess that's our Piccolo".

* WebVideo/MarzGurl's {{Cameo}}:

[[AC:''Anime/LittleNemo'']]

--> '''Sage (in Spanish):''' What happened? Did Mexico take over the world? ''Why didn't I listen to Creator/FoxNews when I had the chance?!''

-->'''Sage:''' "You feel that? [[RatedMForManly Your dick just grew three inches by looking at that shit]]. If you're a woman...no...[[TestosteronePoisoning not anymore you're not]]."

* We then see the villains [[PersonAsVerb pulling a]] [[Literature/GameOfThrones Cersei]] [[UnusualEuphemism and]] [[VillainousIncest Jamie]] Lannister, while Sage is "pulling a guy wondering what he's doing with his life!"

* When Yohko's mother asks about her sex life, Bennett tries and fails to not show the clip from ''Film/TheRoom''.

[[AC: ''Green Green'']]

* Suave originally thinks the main character hired an actress to help sell the time travel story to his love interest to get out of a long term relationship, only to be mystified when the time travel stuff is all legit. To be fair, the orginal audience were probably just as weirded out considering that Green Green, while bad,was a bog standard harem anime and all of this happens at the tail end of the series, where before that point there were no hints of any sci-fi or supernatural elements what so ever.

-->'''*Cuts to the reaction shot of Homer's AtomicFBomb from ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns Who Shot Mr Burns? Part 1]]''*'''

* The commentaries for ''Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned'' and ''Diatron-5'' are pure gold, done as a double act so that [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] and [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] can provide their thoughts on the crossover they weren't in. The crowner is the mental image of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] in a Dracula cape.

'''Sage:''' *sigh* And I'm also here with the one, the only, the Spoony One, Noah Antwiler. How you doin' , Spoony?
-->'''Spoony:''' [[{{Blackmail}} Once we're done with this, you're gonna send me those photos, right?]]
-->'''Sage:''' *sigh* Goddammit.

--> "Don't worry, Chief...I'm always [[AlcoholHic *hic*]] on duty."

-->'''Sage:''' Hey, Phelous!
-->'''Phelous:''' Yeah?
-->'''Sage:''' You smell like a baby's coffin, you dickless fuck!
-->'''Phelous:''' [[InsultBackfire Thanks, Sage. I was wondering when someone would notice my new cologne...]]
-->'''Sage:''' He's weird.
-->'''Linkara:''' I like him.\\
'''Sage''': Wait, didn't you hate him in ''Film/TheAirzoneSolution'' review?\\

--> '''Spoony''': Hello, 911? There's a maniac outside my room! He's trying to make me watch a shitty Korean knockoff anime! (pause) Stop laughing!

--> '''Sage''': "...why does the... "king" sound like a drunk Mexican laborer going through puberty?"

* He describes Tom Wyner as having a voice "[[BadassBaritone that can only be attributed to having a third testicle.]]"

-->But for reasons unbenkownst to Shinji, he has been called back to the rebuilt Tokyo because he is the perfect Anime/{{Pilot Cand|idate}} ... You almost got me on that one, ya sneaky little devil! Now go back in the bin where you belong!\\

[[AC:''[[VideoGame/SiN [=SiN the Movie=]]]'']]
* Sage wonders why anyone would choose to make an anime about ''[=SiN=]'' instead of ''VideoGame/HalfLife'', even though one of the few things ''[=SiN=]'' had going for it by comparison was a NonNudeBathing scene.