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* The reaction to finding out that the demons are attacking [[ItMakesSenseInContext because of global warming.]]
--> '''Bennett:''' Why didn't AlGore warn us about this?!
*cut to a scene from ''Film/AnInconvenientTruth''*
--> '''AlGore:''' "Now, as the polar ice caps melt, the [[AbusivePrecursors demons that once ruled the Earth]] will return to gnaw our balls off. [[TakeThatAudience Have I got]] [[TheyCalledMeMad your attention now,]] [[PrecisionFStrike shitbiscuits?]]"
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* At the beginning of the review, Bennett keeps saying that he feels like he's seen this anime somewhere before, in spite of it being so forgetful. [[BrickJoke Come after the review's over,]] [[WebVideo/AMVHell it hits him.]] [[FacePalm Hard.]]
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* Despite all the things that had to be cut and changed, one important element of the original story still comes shining through; [[MindScrew the mind fuckery.]] "That shit be ''pristine."''
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** His description of the anime itself is fantastic:
--> "It's nothing but [[SoBadItsGood shiny, glorious failure]] and I love it like a mother loves a child who won't stop eating paste."
--> "It's nothing but [[SoBadItsGood shiny, glorious failure]] and I love it like a mother loves a child who won't stop eating paste."
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* "It is indeed a most stirring scene. And certainly one that deserves more respect than having SOMEONE eat a stromboli through it!"
-->[Cut to The Duke with his mouth full] [{{beat}}] "What?"
-->[Cut to The Duke with his mouth full] [{{beat}}] "What?"
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* Sage's attempt at explaining why dub companies made British voice actors cover up their accents.
--> In case of tea time, break glass.
--> In case of tea time, break glass.
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--> "''Anime/PsychicWars is the epic tale of one doctor's triumph over adversity... and also Don Jonson blazers. Armed with nothing but his medical knowledge and a wicked uppercut- and a [[BFS falchion]]- he chops down all those that would oppose his beloved Queen Venomsnatch."
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--> "''Anime/PsychicWars "''Psychic Wars'' is the epic tale of one doctor's triumph over adversity... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and also Don Jonson blazers. blazers.]] Armed with nothing but his medical knowledge and a wicked uppercut- and a [[BFS [[{{BFS}} falchion]]- he chops down all those that would oppose his beloved Queen Venomsnatch."
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* Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam0083 Gundam 0083]]'' opening.
--> "Oh, oh man, you could die from so much [[TheEighties 80's.]]
--> "Oh, oh man, you could die from so much [[TheEighties 80's.]]
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* Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam0083 Gundam 0083]]'' opening.
opening, due to an overdose of TheEighties.
* The plot is completely nonsensical due to poor editing, so Sage invents his own.
-->"Oh, oh man, you could die from so much [[TheEighties 80's.]]
"''Anime/PsychicWars is the epic tale of one doctor's triumph over adversity... and also Don Jonson blazers. Armed with nothing but his medical knowledge and a wicked uppercut- and a [[BFS falchion]]- he chops down all those that would oppose his beloved Queen Venomsnatch."
* The plot is completely nonsensical due to poor editing, so Sage invents his own.
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* Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the ''Anime/{{Gundam0083}}'' ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam0083 Gundam 0083]]'' opening.
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* Sage faking a chest spasm after seeing the ''Gundam0083'' ''Anime/{{Gundam0083}}'' opening.
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--> "Oh, oh man, you could die from so much [[TheEighties 80's.]]
--> "Oh, oh man, you could die from so much [[TheEighties 80's.]]
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** Suave treating Golden Boy as the perfect guide to picking up women, regardless of how silly, insane of self-destructive his actions are.
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** Suave treating Golden Boy as the perfect guide to picking up women, regardless of how silly, insane of or self-destructive his actions are.
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* The captain's obsession with coffee.
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* Sage's confusion at how the old woman is paying for surgery.
--> "For some reason, a movie about a doctor slaying big blue demons with a four foot sword doesn't bother me, but an HMO covered surgery? I call bullshit."
--> "For some reason, a movie about a doctor slaying big blue demons with a four foot sword doesn't bother me, but an HMO covered surgery? I call bullshit."
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** Suave treating Golden Boy as the perfect guide to picking up women.
** Suave treating Golden Boy as the perfect guide to picking up women.
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** All of Sage's nicknames, including Eddy the [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} Meowth]] Guy, [[Film/DirtyHarry Debbie Harry]] and [[GenkiGirl Chipmunk.]]
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** Sage's shocked reactions to the inexplicable insanity of the characters, including ''a jock strap made of grenades.''
--> It's like if TakashiMiike directed a TexAvery cartoon.
--> It's like if TakashiMiike directed a TexAvery cartoon.
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* Sage parodying TheCritic in review format throughout his entire review of the movie, while putting up with Mark the Engineer's efforts to force Sage into applying dumbed-down humor into his review (itself a parody of The Duke from TheCritic).
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* Sage parodying TheCritic in review format throughout his entire review of the movie, while putting up with Mark the Engineer's efforts to force Sage into applying dumbed-down humor into his review (itself a parody of The Duke from TheCritic).review.
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* [[WebVideo/HellsingAbridged Alucard's cameo]] via Bennett's re-enactment of [[CouchGag the phone gag.]]
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* Sage parodying TheCritic in review format throughout his entire review of the movie, while putting up with Mark the Engineer's efforts to force Sage into applying dumbed-down humor into his review.
review (itself a parody of The Duke from TheCritic).
--> '''Critic!Sage:''' Didn't you go to college, The Duke?
--> '''Duke!Mark:''' I have people to do that for me.
* Sage lampshading the slow pace of thefilmfilm:
--> '''Critic!Sage:''' Didn't you go to college, The Duke?
--> '''Duke!Mark:''' I have people to do that for me.
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--> As we have learned from the great auteur IngmarBergman, it's when you're about to fall asleep that things get ''really'' interesting.
--> As we have learned from the great auteur IngmarBergman, it's when you're about to fall asleep that things get ''really'' interesting.
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* Mark the Engineer forcing Sage to review Twilight of the Cockroaches or review ViolenceJack. Then comes a shot of Marzgirl mentally broken from having seen the series.
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* Mark the Engineer forcing Sage to review Twilight of the Cockroaches or review ViolenceJack. Then comes a shot of Marzgirl mentally broken from having seen the series.Violence Jack.
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--->'''Rob Walker:''' You can't just show clips! What did we hire you for?
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--->'''Rob Walker:''' You can't just show clips! What did we hire you for?for anyway?
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--->'''Sage:''' "Sex appeal."
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--->'''Sage:''' "Sex appeal."
Sex appeal
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* This exchange, after Sage's review devolved into a ClipShow because this anime BrokeTheRatingScale
--->'''Rob Walker:''' You can't just show clips! What did we hire you for?
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--->'''Sage:''' "Sex appeal."
--->'''Rob Walker:''' You can't just show clips! What did we hire you for?
--->''{{Beat}}''
--->'''Sage:''' "Sex appeal."
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** The Critic and Bennett's reactions to [[FanNickname Evil]] [[LargeHam John]] [[JohnKerry Kerry]] and his [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing performance]].
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** The look on The Critic's face when he sees Jimmy Walker's character morph into something that would put Jar Jar Binks to shame.
** After being shooed, KyleHebert comes back at the end to do his "Next time on DragonballZ" schtick. Bennett yells at him.
** After being shooed, KyleHebert comes back at the end to do his "Next time on DragonballZ" schtick. Bennett yells at him.
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* Whenever Critic gets stunned silent by something in the movie, the only way Sage gets him back up is to do the Red Robin jingle.
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** After being shooed, KyleHebert comes back at the end to do his "Next time on DragonballZ" schtick. Bennett yells at him.
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** The look on The Critic when he sees Jimmy Walker's character morph into something that would put Jar Jar Binks to shame.
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* Having the uncle being renamed to [[Franchise/MetalGear Otacon]] (with [[Creator/CamClarke Liquid Snake]] as his voice actor, no less).
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* Renaming Sleepy as "Brick Shithouse"
*In his ''Mad Bull 34'' review, about the police chief's very creepy face. What follows is a disturbing visualization accompanied by creepy music.
-->'''Sage:''' Fuck, this guy's face will probably hover over you as you lay in your deathbed, openly mocking you with its mere presence. Potato bugs will probably crawl out of his eyes, he'll start chanting an alien language that sounds like it's been auto-tuned, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln will pop out of his nose to say some catty, back-handed compliment about your wardrobe. [[http://i.imgur.com/ApXihDP.png '''THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE PEOPLE!''']]
** In the same review, after the show ends on a very depressing note.
---> '''Sage:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU... DID NOT... EARN THAT!]] You mean to tell me that for the past three hours all of the blondes being raped, all the nonsensical character turns, and all the misogyny being played up for cheap yucks, were all meant to lead up to a [[Film/{{Chinatown}} "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown"]] ending?! ''What the fuck?!''
*In his ''Mad Bull 34'' review, about the police chief's very creepy face. What follows is a disturbing visualization accompanied by creepy music.
-->'''Sage:''' Fuck, this guy's face will probably hover over you as you lay in your deathbed, openly mocking you with its mere presence. Potato bugs will probably crawl out of his eyes, he'll start chanting an alien language that sounds like it's been auto-tuned, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln will pop out of his nose to say some catty, back-handed compliment about your wardrobe. [[http://i.imgur.com/ApXihDP.png '''THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE PEOPLE!''']]
** In the same review, after the show ends on a very depressing note.
---> '''Sage:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU... DID NOT... EARN THAT!]] You mean to tell me that for the past three hours all of the blondes being raped, all the nonsensical character turns, and all the misogyny being played up for cheap yucks, were all meant to lead up to a [[Film/{{Chinatown}} "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown"]] ending?! ''What the fuck?!''
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* Renaming the characters ([[FailOSuckyname Pounder McPeen]], [[Music/FrankZappa Suzie Creamcheese]], Catface Meowmers).
** Bennett having a discussion with [=KaiserNeko=] of TeamFourStar (his censor for nudity). Kaiser (in GratuitousJapanese) admits he shall work hard at censoring. ForGreatJustice.
*** And then he flies off in a rainbow.
** Bennett having a discussion with [=KaiserNeko=] of TeamFourStar (his censor for nudity). Kaiser (in GratuitousJapanese) admits he shall work hard at censoring. ForGreatJustice.
*** And then he flies off in a rainbow.
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* During the ''AngelCop'' review, just as the villains are revealed to be the Americans, Bennett shouts out "The Jews!", who were the villains in the original Japanese version. After explaining it, for the rest of the review, he keeps mumbling the word whenever describing the plot, which eventually gets really ridiculous.
** Another funny bit is his mockery of the main "[[DesignatedHero heroine]]", who he calls Bitch Tits: "Dammit!! I wanted to be the one who murders them... arrest them!"
** Another funny bit is his mockery of the main "[[DesignatedHero heroine]]", who he calls Bitch Tits: "Dammit!! I wanted to be the one who murders them... arrest them!"
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-->'''The guard:''' The message said the princess will be returned in exchange for The Ginrayu Sword. One man is to take this sword to them tomorrow night. If the man is not met, [[DisproportionateRetribution the princess will be raped and then killed. And her body left for dogs to pick over.]]
-->'''Sage:''' Then they'll kill the dogs, prepare them in the soup, and trick her parents into eating said soup. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then they'll summon the damned spirit of their daughter to tell them that they have, essentially, eaten her.]] [{{Beat}}] [[DeadpanSnarker I think they mean business.]]
-->'''Sage:''' Then they'll kill the dogs, prepare them in the soup, and trick her parents into eating said soup. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then they'll summon the damned spirit of their daughter to tell them that they have, essentially, eaten her.]] [{{Beat}}] [[DeadpanSnarker I think they mean business.]]
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* The commentaries for "Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned" and "Diatron-5" are pure gold, done as a double act so that [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] and [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] can provide their thoughts on the crossover they weren't in. The crowner is the mental image of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] in a Dracula cape.
--->'''Sage:''' Hi, Bennett the Sage here with my two very, very close friends, Lewis Lovhaug, Linkara...
--->'''Linkara:''' [[ThePrimaDonna I was told that I was going to have fruit in my trailer.]]
--->'''Sage:''' *sigh* And I'm also here with the one, the only, the Spoony One, Noah Antwiler. How you doin' , Spoony?
--->'''Spoony:''' [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Once we're done with this, you're gonna send me those photos, right?]]
--->'''Sage:''' *sigh* Goddammit.
--->'''Sage:''' Hi, Bennett the Sage here with my two very, very close friends, Lewis Lovhaug, Linkara...
--->'''Linkara:''' [[ThePrimaDonna I was told that I was going to have fruit in my trailer.]]
--->'''Sage:''' *sigh* And I'm also here with the one, the only, the Spoony One, Noah Antwiler. How you doin' , Spoony?
--->'''Spoony:''' [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Once we're done with this, you're gonna send me those photos, right?]]
--->'''Sage:''' *sigh* Goddammit.
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* Pretty much everything about the review with Spoony, particularly the on-the-nose audio descriptions.
---> ...and why does the... "king", sound like a drunk Mexican laborer going through puberty?
---> ...and why does the... "king", sound like a drunk Mexican laborer going through puberty?
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* Bennett explaining the breakneck-paced finale of ''Kite'' '''in under a minute''', complete with three drawn-out deep breaths and the William Tell Overture playing in the background.
** Also, censoring the more ''risque'' scenes with ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged KaiserNeko's]]'' face.
** Also, censoring the more ''risque'' scenes with ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged KaiserNeko's]]'' face.
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* Sage's MarlonBrando impression, as a dig at one of the voice actors in the first English dub.
** Also his reaction to a particularly nonsensical line:
--->'''Kei:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!]]
** Also his reaction to a particularly nonsensical line:
--->'''Kei:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs!]]
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* He takes the revelation that pretty much everyone is a horndog [[BlatantLies pretty well.]] That is to say he wonders [[MindScrew "WHAT. THE. FUCK?"]]
** When Yohko's mother asks about her sex life, Bennett tries and fails to not show the clip from ''Film/TheRoom''.
** ''[[BoomHeadshot *BANG!*]]'' "I'll be fucked sideways before I make a ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[ShoutOut reference.]]"
** His reaction to Tokima acting like a [[MagnificentBastard competent villain]] is..... surprised joy. [[AssPull It doesn't last though.]]
-->''[[WhatIsThisFeeling What is this? What could this be? Could this be... happiness?]]''
** His entire ValleyGirl spiel until [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan he slaps himself out of it.]]
** Speaking of Valley Girls, when he realized Yohko had the mannerisms of one, cue the montage of scenes from the anime with FrankZappa in the background.
** When Yohko's mother asks about her sex life, Bennett tries and fails to not show the clip from ''Film/TheRoom''.
** ''[[BoomHeadshot *BANG!*]]'' "I'll be fucked sideways before I make a ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[ShoutOut reference.]]"
** His reaction to Tokima acting like a [[MagnificentBastard competent villain]] is..... surprised joy. [[AssPull It doesn't last though.]]
-->''[[WhatIsThisFeeling What is this? What could this be? Could this be... happiness?]]''
** His entire ValleyGirl spiel until [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan he slaps himself out of it.]]
** Speaking of Valley Girls, when he realized Yohko had the mannerisms of one, cue the montage of scenes from the anime with FrankZappa in the background.
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* Mocking the ending with fart noises and, earlier, lamenting that he already used his [[Anime/TenchiMuyo Tenchi]] joke.
** His spoof commercial add for Sizzler.
** "Oh-man, he, [[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatnered]]-that-line, bad!"
** "Duh, wait a minute, I though I was trying to save her from you!"
** His reaction to the [[FreudWasRight "sword hidden in woman"]] metaphors. Specifically [[BrainBleach his horror.]]
** "Boy, I always told you I exploded right in front of you while I was naked, but you never listen to me, do ya? Where'd I go wrong with you, Bubala?"
** His spoof commercial add for Sizzler.
** "Oh-man, he, [[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatnered]]-that-line, bad!"
** "Duh, wait a minute, I though I was trying to save her from you!"
** His reaction to the [[FreudWasRight "sword hidden in woman"]] metaphors. Specifically [[BrainBleach his horror.]]
** "Boy, I always told you I exploded right in front of you while I was naked, but you never listen to me, do ya? Where'd I go wrong with you, Bubala?"
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* Sage keeps trying to stay hetero after seeing one of the villains' [[SissyVillain extremely camp]] appearance. After trying to get away from doing it, he begins making catty comments about the female minion's outfit and freaks out before going to commercial.
-->'''Hauer''': Fight fair and square. Don't kick them when they're down. Heh, that's your way, isn't it? Well, I'm different. [[CombatPragmatist I use any means possible]].
-->'''Sage''': (In the campiest voice ever) Mmm, yes. Rabbit punching, horse-collar suplexes, reach-arounds. '''Anything'''.
-->'''Sage''': Would you get a load of this guy? Fucking John Waters would tell this guy to turn down the camp. I haven't seen a more effeminate bad guy since Kuja. Painted nails, lipstick, feather headdress, exposed midriff. (Suddenly starts coughing, and reveals that he's coughed up blood on a tissue.)
** That last one is made even more funnier when you realizes the blood was ''purple and sparkly.''
** TheStinger, showing a "failed" take with the campy voice and acting gone a little too far. In his own words:
--> "Went to Nigel Thornberry there for a moment."
** Also in his Fatal Fury review was noticing how Billy Kane has gone from British to Australian. Sage then breaks into what can be called Gratuitous Australian.
-->'''Hauer''': Fight fair and square. Don't kick them when they're down. Heh, that's your way, isn't it? Well, I'm different. [[CombatPragmatist I use any means possible]].
-->'''Sage''': (In the campiest voice ever) Mmm, yes. Rabbit punching, horse-collar suplexes, reach-arounds. '''Anything'''.
-->'''Sage''': Would you get a load of this guy? Fucking John Waters would tell this guy to turn down the camp. I haven't seen a more effeminate bad guy since Kuja. Painted nails, lipstick, feather headdress, exposed midriff. (Suddenly starts coughing, and reveals that he's coughed up blood on a tissue.)
** That last one is made even more funnier when you realizes the blood was ''purple and sparkly.''
** TheStinger, showing a "failed" take with the campy voice and acting gone a little too far. In his own words:
--> "Went to Nigel Thornberry there for a moment."
** Also in his Fatal Fury review was noticing how Billy Kane has gone from British to Australian. Sage then breaks into what can be called Gratuitous Australian.
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* He points out that no one would even hear about this game because of [[CrackIsCheaper how expensive]] the system, the NeoGeo, was.
-->'''Sage''': What's that? You never heard of Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer: The video game? Well, maybe that's because it only came out here in the U.S. on the NeoGeo system. And if you knew ''anybody'' who was rich enough to afford one of those, they were probably too busy burning $20 bills in front of the homeless to be bothered to play it.
** He also reads a class attendance mocking the ridiculous names of the characters.
** Don't forget TheStinger where he reads off a familiar name while still doing the mock roll call.
-->'''Sage''': [[FerrisBuellersDayOff Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...]]
** In the opening bit of ''Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer Part II'', Bennett reads a comment he found on IMDB saying how underrated this and ''Fatal Fury'' were and should be watched by first-timers of Anime and not something like ''Manga/{{Akira}}'', [[TakeThat all while talking in a complete douchey hipster voice.]]
** "Goddamnit, do we need a leash for your tits? The way they've been bouncing around, it looks like you're trying to smuggle squirrels."
** His commentary on the blatant {{fanservice}} in Obari's works.
-->'''Sage''': Damn it, Obari, if you wanted to make hentai, why didn't you just make hentai!?
-->cut to boxart of ''Angel Blade''
-->'''Sage''': ...[[OhWait Oh right]]... you did.
** His rebuttal to one of the characters saying that all females who are beautiful should be dumb consists of two words. [[TheWonderYears "Danica]] [[WesternAnimation/YoungJustice McKellar"]], which results in Bennett saying what he'd love to do to her and his offer to her, in case she just happens to be watching the video.
** "And if I were anymore close to the microphone, I'd be deepthroating it..."
** "Panty Hamster"... That's all.
-->'''Sage''': What's that? You never heard of Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer: The video game? Well, maybe that's because it only came out here in the U.S. on the NeoGeo system. And if you knew ''anybody'' who was rich enough to afford one of those, they were probably too busy burning $20 bills in front of the homeless to be bothered to play it.
** He also reads a class attendance mocking the ridiculous names of the characters.
** Don't forget TheStinger where he reads off a familiar name while still doing the mock roll call.
-->'''Sage''': [[FerrisBuellersDayOff Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...]]
** In the opening bit of ''Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer Part II'', Bennett reads a comment he found on IMDB saying how underrated this and ''Fatal Fury'' were and should be watched by first-timers of Anime and not something like ''Manga/{{Akira}}'', [[TakeThat all while talking in a complete douchey hipster voice.]]
** "Goddamnit, do we need a leash for your tits? The way they've been bouncing around, it looks like you're trying to smuggle squirrels."
** His commentary on the blatant {{fanservice}} in Obari's works.
-->'''Sage''': Damn it, Obari, if you wanted to make hentai, why didn't you just make hentai!?
-->cut to boxart of ''Angel Blade''
-->'''Sage''': ...[[OhWait Oh right]]... you did.
** His rebuttal to one of the characters saying that all females who are beautiful should be dumb consists of two words. [[TheWonderYears "Danica]] [[WesternAnimation/YoungJustice McKellar"]], which results in Bennett saying what he'd love to do to her and his offer to her, in case she just happens to be watching the video.
** "And if I were anymore close to the microphone, I'd be deepthroating it..."
** "Panty Hamster"... That's all.
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* Sage points out that the scene of a character mourning the death of another is [[{{Narm}} ruined]] by the fact that the one who's mourning is doing so...on the toilet. He then proceeds to play the scene while adding pooping sound effects to it.
** In another scene, some of the cast have a weird dream where [[ItMakesSenseInContext naked glowing men try to tempt them]]. Upon waking up, they all discuss it in a very pleasurable tone, leading to this scene:
-->'''Rumy''': Well, there was this thing, and it felt like it was trying to tempt me.
-->'''Rabby''': Me, too!
-->'''Patty''': The same with me.
-->'''Rumy''': Hmm. Even though it looked different, it felt good just to be near it.
-->'''Rabby''': Yeah, I know. But it made me feel something so sad in my heart.
-->'''Patty''': And scared and happy at the same time.
-->'''Suave, over speaker''': It's called a penis, ladies. And it's the key to fill that void you've been having all these years.
-->'''Sage''': Thank you for that, Suave. You can go now...
** In another scene, some of the cast have a weird dream where [[ItMakesSenseInContext naked glowing men try to tempt them]]. Upon waking up, they all discuss it in a very pleasurable tone, leading to this scene:
-->'''Rumy''': Well, there was this thing, and it felt like it was trying to tempt me.
-->'''Rabby''': Me, too!
-->'''Patty''': The same with me.
-->'''Rumy''': Hmm. Even though it looked different, it felt good just to be near it.
-->'''Rabby''': Yeah, I know. But it made me feel something so sad in my heart.
-->'''Patty''': And scared and happy at the same time.
-->'''Suave, over speaker''': It's called a penis, ladies. And it's the key to fill that void you've been having all these years.
-->'''Sage''': Thank you for that, Suave. You can go now...
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* Sage making a phone call to Doug Walker to vent over Doug not having considered the OVA to be far worse than ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'' and the way it ends after Sage insults Doug.
-->'''Doug''': ({{Beat}}) [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's the worst idea for a crossover.]]
-->'''Sage''': (Screams into the air) AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
** Not being a Sonic fan himself, Sage consults one to get their opinion on it. He gets in touch with Marc the Engineer, who claims that the OVA "never happened". Compared to ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'', ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' and otherwise, the OVA ''never happened''.
** While reviewing the OVA, Sage tries [[INeedAFreakingDrink getting himself plastered]] as he drinks while enduring the pain of seeing the OVA. To his dismay, he drinks through his entire load of bourbon, fails to get hammered and finds that he has wet himself unknowingly while raging over what he has to watch.
** The [[SarcasmFailure completely blank look on Sage's face]] when he hears [[{{Macekre}} Sonic and Tails talk for the first time.]] It's as if there's a giant [[FlatWhat WHAT]] marquee floating above his head.
-->'''Doug''': ({{Beat}}) [[CompletelyMissingThePoint That's the worst idea for a crossover.]]
-->'''Sage''': (Screams into the air) AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
** Not being a Sonic fan himself, Sage consults one to get their opinion on it. He gets in touch with Marc the Engineer, who claims that the OVA "never happened". Compared to ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'', ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'', ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'', ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'' and otherwise, the OVA ''never happened''.
** While reviewing the OVA, Sage tries [[INeedAFreakingDrink getting himself plastered]] as he drinks while enduring the pain of seeing the OVA. To his dismay, he drinks through his entire load of bourbon, fails to get hammered and finds that he has wet himself unknowingly while raging over what he has to watch.
** The [[SarcasmFailure completely blank look on Sage's face]] when he hears [[{{Macekre}} Sonic and Tails talk for the first time.]] It's as if there's a giant [[FlatWhat WHAT]] marquee floating above his head.
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* When showing the infamous ending of the TV series, he puts in another [[VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame infamous "Congratulations" ending]].
** At the beginning of his review he is already at a lost for words, only saying "Evangelion". Cue a quick montage of [[MindScrew batshit insane]] scenes from the show and movie while "Ode to Joy" is playing.
-->'''Sage''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Fuuuuucckkkk....]]
** He sums up Touji's long list of bitching about Asuka.
-->"So basically, a cunt."
** At the beginning of his review he is already at a lost for words, only saying "Evangelion". Cue a quick montage of [[MindScrew batshit insane]] scenes from the show and movie while "Ode to Joy" is playing.
-->'''Sage''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Fuuuuucckkkk....]]
** He sums up Touji's long list of bitching about Asuka.
-->"So basically, a cunt."
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* Sage making fun of Hyuga and Maya's panicked TechnoBabble when the NERV security system gets hacked:
-->'''Sage''': Oh no! They got everything! Our subnet mask...our MAC address...the bastards even got our token ring... Why didn't we reinforce our data packets?!
** Sage and Oancitizen argue over the film's use of FauxSymbolism, only for the two of them to agree with each other, followed by about a minute of awkward silence before Oan begs Sage to let him go.
** When Fuyutsuki says the fate of the world is in the hands of Shinji, Sage starts singing "We're fucked" to the tune of [[Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart Mozart's]] "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik".
** His list of over 2000 unanswered questions from the movie... and he adds another one towards the end.
-->'''Sage''': Oh no! They got everything! Our subnet mask...our MAC address...the bastards even got our token ring... Why didn't we reinforce our data packets?!
** Sage and Oancitizen argue over the film's use of FauxSymbolism, only for the two of them to agree with each other, followed by about a minute of awkward silence before Oan begs Sage to let him go.
** When Fuyutsuki says the fate of the world is in the hands of Shinji, Sage starts singing "We're fucked" to the tune of [[Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart Mozart's]] "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik".
** His list of over 2000 unanswered questions from the movie... and he adds another one towards the end.
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* The [[CaptainObvious No Shit!]] counter. And how Bennett goes into SarcasmFailure when the Old Man says [[ShapedLikeItself "Baoh has a laser cannon!"]]
** One of the doctors chooses to break the little girl with "cacophonic torture", and starts blasting Jason Derulo's "Fight For You":
-->'''Sage:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Gandhi]], you diabolical fiend! Have you no mercy?!"
** ''[In the scene where the professor shows the shareholders a presentation with a dog.]''
--> '''Shareholder:''' Is that dog also Baoh?
--> '''Sage:''' No, that dog is [[{{Pun}} Baoh-wow.]] ''[grins]'' ''[[RimShot [rimshot]]]''
** One of the doctors chooses to break the little girl with "cacophonic torture", and starts blasting Jason Derulo's "Fight For You":
-->'''Sage:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Gandhi]], you diabolical fiend! Have you no mercy?!"
** ''[In the scene where the professor shows the shareholders a presentation with a dog.]''
--> '''Shareholder:''' Is that dog also Baoh?
--> '''Sage:''' No, that dog is [[{{Pun}} Baoh-wow.]] ''[grins]'' ''[[RimShot [rimshot]]]''
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* Bennett making fun of the drunk pilot for sounding like Eeyore
-->'''Sage:''' Oh no...I just made myself saaaaaadddd...
-->'''Sage:''' Oh no...I just made myself saaaaaadddd...
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* Bennett decides to change his cutoff date from 2002 to 2003 due to a year going by. So what is the first anime from 2003 he'll have to review for the next episode? [[spoiler: '''[[LoveHina Love Hina]]''', making him foam at the mouth and skitz out in horror.]]
** Apparently, Sage can sense incest... which is why he stays out of Alabama.
** Also, what he would do with a galaxy-destroying cannon.
--> '''Sage:''' Count your lucky stars that I don't have a galaxy-destroying cannon, (cut to a recording studio) because if I did, you wouldn't be watching me on the internet. You would be watching me on the jumbo-tron (cut to a sports stadium) of the Super Dome proclaiming me King Shit of Dick Mountain. '''''Why''''' would you fuck with someone that could destroy the galaxy!?
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* "Gone Feral! BBS"
** What sells this is that all you see in the intro before the intro is Sage's empty chair with a sign which says the above for a while before Suave's smug smiling face pops up in frame.
** When Suave reveals he'll be covering for Sage for the review, he reveals that Sage had chucked the DVD out his car window at him in a rage saying, "Review this pile of shit, you pile of shit."
** "It takes a lot for me to consider a woman unfuckable. But Naru Narusegawa, you have made the list."
** Realizing how bad the anime is, Suave whips out a giant remote control to fast forward through Love Hina Again. However, the fast forwarding stops and the remote dies on Suave. He chucks it out a window and knocks out one of Sage's pals, who was ordered by Sage via cell phone to keep Suave locked in the house to see the anime.
*** At the same time this is going on, Sage is trying to call out for his knocked out pal before being attacked by an elk he thought he killed off while acting feral.
** Suave outright calling Naru ''[[CountryMatters a cunt]]''.
** Pretty much every time Suave calls Naru "The Intolerable Bitch." It's like a drinking game.
** Apparently, Sage can sense incest... which is why he stays out of Alabama.
** Also, what he would do with a galaxy-destroying cannon.
--> '''Sage:''' Count your lucky stars that I don't have a galaxy-destroying cannon, (cut to a recording studio) because if I did, you wouldn't be watching me on the internet. You would be watching me on the jumbo-tron (cut to a sports stadium) of the Super Dome proclaiming me King Shit of Dick Mountain. '''''Why''''' would you fuck with someone that could destroy the galaxy!?
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* "Gone Feral! BBS"
** What sells this is that all you see in the intro before the intro is Sage's empty chair with a sign which says the above for a while before Suave's smug smiling face pops up in frame.
** When Suave reveals he'll be covering for Sage for the review, he reveals that Sage had chucked the DVD out his car window at him in a rage saying, "Review this pile of shit, you pile of shit."
** "It takes a lot for me to consider a woman unfuckable. But Naru Narusegawa, you have made the list."
** Realizing how bad the anime is, Suave whips out a giant remote control to fast forward through Love Hina Again. However, the fast forwarding stops and the remote dies on Suave. He chucks it out a window and knocks out one of Sage's pals, who was ordered by Sage via cell phone to keep Suave locked in the house to see the anime.
*** At the same time this is going on, Sage is trying to call out for his knocked out pal before being attacked by an elk he thought he killed off while acting feral.
** Suave outright calling Naru ''[[CountryMatters a cunt]]''.
** Pretty much every time Suave calls Naru "The Intolerable Bitch." It's like a drinking game.
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* After failing to get [[MalcolmInTheMiddle Bryan]] [[Series/BreakingBad Cranston]] as a guest for the episode due to him doing a voice for the anime, Sage looks over a list of other voice actors, he then sees that [[spoiler: RobPaulsen]] on the list, giving it some thought. Cut to [[spoiler: Rob Paulsen]] himself choking out Bennett, screaming that [[spoiler: he]] enjoyed Evangelon and wants Bennett to say it while choking him.
--> '''Sage:''' Ehh... Probably not.
--> '''Sage:''' Ehh... Probably not.
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* Sage reading magazines throughout the review to relieve his boredom of seeing the film.
** Sage using a meter to keep track of the number of times the movie rips off Star Trek.
** To show how horrible the abrupt hair metal music used in Odin is with the movie's mood, Sage plays a metal music song to accompany a scene from Star Trek.
** Sage thinking one of the characters has a psychic grandma in response to a sloppy narrative moment where the mentioned character in the spaceship acknowledges an old lady wishing him luck internally, while she is outside the spaceship as it is about to depart.
*** Made funnier when Sage parodies the moment by having the old lady hassle the crew member telepathically.
** Renaming the humans' ship the S.S. [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Fuck You, Science]].
** Sage using a meter to keep track of the number of times the movie rips off Star Trek.
** To show how horrible the abrupt hair metal music used in Odin is with the movie's mood, Sage plays a metal music song to accompany a scene from Star Trek.
** Sage thinking one of the characters has a psychic grandma in response to a sloppy narrative moment where the mentioned character in the spaceship acknowledges an old lady wishing him luck internally, while she is outside the spaceship as it is about to depart.
*** Made funnier when Sage parodies the moment by having the old lady hassle the crew member telepathically.
** Renaming the humans' ship the S.S. [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Fuck You, Science]].
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* Sage states that he doesn't find cat girls sexy because every time he sees one, he just imagines a regular cat coughing up a hairball. That is, until he sees Anna and Uni doing a sexy strip tease, only to have it ruined by said hairball imagination.
--> '''Sage:''' Oh god dammit, brain! What are you trying to do, give my dick whiplash?
--> '''Commercial announcer:''' This moment brought to you by BrainBleach! A brain scrub a day keeps the boner-killing thoughts at bay. Like the time you accidentally saw your grandmother climb into the bathr-*starts hacking and coughing*
** '''''[[ItMakesSenseInContext GIANT INFLATABLE DONGS!!!]]'''''
** The montage of tanks causing destruction to the tune of [[PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture"]].
--> '''Sage:''' Oh god dammit, brain! What are you trying to do, give my dick whiplash?
--> '''Commercial announcer:''' This moment brought to you by BrainBleach! A brain scrub a day keeps the boner-killing thoughts at bay. Like the time you accidentally saw your grandmother climb into the bathr-*starts hacking and coughing*
** '''''[[ItMakesSenseInContext GIANT INFLATABLE DONGS!!!]]'''''
** The montage of tanks causing destruction to the tune of [[PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture"]].
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* This is anime he's come to absolutely '''loathe''' just as much (if not even more than) Love Hina, is basically nothing but Sage [[SanitySlippage losing his mind right out of the starting gate.]] About halfway through, the Sage is consumed by absolute ''joy'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice that one of the main characters is horribly burning to death in a plane crash.]] [[spoiler: [[AtomicFBomb He does NOT take it well when he discovers she survives.]]]]
** Hell, halfway through the review before the commercial break, after seeing the female lead break up with the male lead to keep her "Virgin powers", he outright ''screams'' in anger one word in a style that'd make [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk]] proud. That word?: '''[[spoiler: "CUNT!"]]'''
** The [[DeusExMachina incredibly forced happy ending]] so [[NerdRage enrages Bennett]] that he duct-tapes the Virgin Fleet DVD to a brick and throws it into the ocean. [[spoiler: TheStinger reveals that someone else has retrieved it, however...]]
** Hell, halfway through the review before the commercial break, after seeing the female lead break up with the male lead to keep her "Virgin powers", he outright ''screams'' in anger one word in a style that'd make [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk]] proud. That word?: '''[[spoiler: "CUNT!"]]'''
** The [[DeusExMachina incredibly forced happy ending]] so [[NerdRage enrages Bennett]] that he duct-tapes the Virgin Fleet DVD to a brick and throws it into the ocean. [[spoiler: TheStinger reveals that someone else has retrieved it, however...]]
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* He notices an incredibly confusing scene has somehow failed to actually confuse him. He briefly wonders if the exposure to anime insanity has left him jaded. Then he flashes to the scene of [[Manga/MadBull34 Shithouse pulling down his pants to show the grenades tied to his pubic hair]]. When the video cuts back to Sage he's.... dressed in a way that has to be seen to believed.
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* "Bring on the titties!"
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* "So, apparently Tarkin bought himself a football team. Whether or not that came with [[Music/TheDarkSideOfTheMoon a new car and caviar]], I don't know."
** On the BigBad: "When I see a man who looks like [[Film/StarWarsANewHope Grand Moff Tarkin]] with a model of his city to leer over, I call him evil.
** The 90's Kid cameo. "What's 'sar-casm'?
** On the BigBad: "When I see a man who looks like [[Film/StarWarsANewHope Grand Moff Tarkin]] with a model of his city to leer over, I call him evil.
** The 90's Kid cameo. "What's 'sar-casm'?
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* On a crab monster eating a fairy head first: "Goddammit, Giant Enemy Crab! Can't we have nice things?"
** Upon Ryo's introduction
-->'''Akira:'''Oh, of course! It's my old friend Ryo!
-->*'''Bennett cracks up from this exchange, his laughter obscuring the rest of the dialogue in the scene.'''*
-->'''Bennett:''' Whhhaattt?! Wait! This isn't a creepy stalker, it's just my old friend, Ryo! Who is... creepily stalking me! And then tells me I have to follow him to his car, and when my kinda-sorta girlfriend tries to keep me from doing this, my creepy friend threatens her with a knife! Ha ha! Classic Ryo!
** Bennett notes that Akira essentially gets his powers from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk a sweet rave party.]]
** Upon Ryo's introduction
-->'''Akira:'''Oh, of course! It's my old friend Ryo!
-->*'''Bennett cracks up from this exchange, his laughter obscuring the rest of the dialogue in the scene.'''*
-->'''Bennett:''' Whhhaattt?! Wait! This isn't a creepy stalker, it's just my old friend, Ryo! Who is... creepily stalking me! And then tells me I have to follow him to his car, and when my kinda-sorta girlfriend tries to keep me from doing this, my creepy friend threatens her with a knife! Ha ha! Classic Ryo!
** Bennett notes that Akira essentially gets his powers from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk a sweet rave party.]]
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* After the movie takes a twenty-minute long diversion from the plot to [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent explain the main character's nonsensical backstory,]] Sage decides it would also be appropriate for him to go an a twenty-minute long [[NerdRage rant about the logical inconsistencies of]] Film/IronMan3.
** The main character regains his humanity thanks to the efforts of a wheelchair-bound boy with a computer in his brain. Said boy makes a seemingly unimportant remark about how the wind is almost like something sent by higher beings that watched over humanity. Unfortunately, this winds up being some heavy-handed {{Foreshadowing}}.
--> You have no idea how right you are... or how ''pissed off'' I am about that.
** The [[TooStupidToLive blatant stupidity]] of Albee, when she tries to argue that the main protagonist ought to [[GreyAndGreyMorality respect the practices and beliefs]] of the people of San Francisco. Under normal circumstances, this might be fine. However, all of the people in San Francisco have been reduced to a nearly feral state and are trying to capture a woman for human sacrifice to [[CargoCult a giant hi-tech backhoe.]]
** When they get to the shoehorned love scene at the end, Bennett asks how the main character knows about sex. Cut to an earlier scene where the main character says the wheelchair-bound boy "taught [him] how to have fun." Cue [[{{Sexophone}} Suave's music.]]
** When Albee explains that her race caused the amnesia because they thought it would do humans good, Sage shows all the chaos that resulted and adds the caption "Remember: For your own good."
** The main character regains his humanity thanks to the efforts of a wheelchair-bound boy with a computer in his brain. Said boy makes a seemingly unimportant remark about how the wind is almost like something sent by higher beings that watched over humanity. Unfortunately, this winds up being some heavy-handed {{Foreshadowing}}.
--> You have no idea how right you are... or how ''pissed off'' I am about that.
** The [[TooStupidToLive blatant stupidity]] of Albee, when she tries to argue that the main protagonist ought to [[GreyAndGreyMorality respect the practices and beliefs]] of the people of San Francisco. Under normal circumstances, this might be fine. However, all of the people in San Francisco have been reduced to a nearly feral state and are trying to capture a woman for human sacrifice to [[CargoCult a giant hi-tech backhoe.]]
** When they get to the shoehorned love scene at the end, Bennett asks how the main character knows about sex. Cut to an earlier scene where the main character says the wheelchair-bound boy "taught [him] how to have fun." Cue [[{{Sexophone}} Suave's music.]]
** When Albee explains that her race caused the amnesia because they thought it would do humans good, Sage shows all the chaos that resulted and adds the caption "Remember: For your own good."
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* Calling the two heroes Not-Ken and Not-Ryu...and him Not-Giving-A-Shit.
** After the commercial break, we see Bennett trying to get out of his room, but the door is locked.
** Sage inserting music from the mall chase scene in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers'' in this movie's scene where the police cars crash while trying to avoid an avalanche.
** After the commercial break, we see Bennett trying to get out of his room, but the door is locked.
** Sage inserting music from the mall chase scene in ''Film/TheBluesBrothers'' in this movie's scene where the police cars crash while trying to avoid an avalanche.
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* Bennett is not pleased about the movie invoking Rule63 and killing off a necessary character. When he comes across some obligatory fan service featuring said character, he says "Raise your hand if you were not surprised."
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* Saying that AdultSwim made him what he is today, followed by clips of previous episodes of Anime Abandon with varying amounts of SanitySlippage.
** His warning at the start: Internet Strongly Cautioned--the following review is intended for mature audiences that can take a joke. This review may contain some material that is not suitable for children, [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]], or {{tumblr}} users and may [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking contain intense violence, sexual situations, coarse language and Nazi jokes]].
** Saying if he had AdolfHitler and ''PilotCandidate'' in a room and he had a gun with one bullet in it, he would give it to Hitler so he could have the honor.
** Since the villains are named Victim, you can actually blame the victim.
** Reciting all the plot holes in one breath.
** Demonstrating how simple it would be to fill in the PlotHole about the inexplicable CatGirl.
--> Bennett!Zero: "What's up with your cat ears?"
-->Bennett!Cat Girl: "I don't want to talk about it."
-->Bennett!Zero: "Okay."
** Saying the [[BigCreepyCrawlies insects]] in ''BlueGender'' are called Blue "[[WordSaladTitle because fuck you.]]"
** Wondering how anyone can get anything done while [[FreeLoveFuture having so much sex.]]
** The bit where he mentions the VaginaDentata mouths on the Blue, but then says that he may be seeing something that's not there, since to him ''everything'' looks like a vagina, including rolls, a sliced-open melon, and ''[[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods a cuttlefish.]]''
** His warning at the start: Internet Strongly Cautioned--the following review is intended for mature audiences that can take a joke. This review may contain some material that is not suitable for children, [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]], or {{tumblr}} users and may [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking contain intense violence, sexual situations, coarse language and Nazi jokes]].
** Saying if he had AdolfHitler and ''PilotCandidate'' in a room and he had a gun with one bullet in it, he would give it to Hitler so he could have the honor.
** Since the villains are named Victim, you can actually blame the victim.
** Reciting all the plot holes in one breath.
** Demonstrating how simple it would be to fill in the PlotHole about the inexplicable CatGirl.
--> Bennett!Zero: "What's up with your cat ears?"
-->Bennett!Cat Girl: "I don't want to talk about it."
-->Bennett!Zero: "Okay."
** Saying the [[BigCreepyCrawlies insects]] in ''BlueGender'' are called Blue "[[WordSaladTitle because fuck you.]]"
** Wondering how anyone can get anything done while [[FreeLoveFuture having so much sex.]]
** The bit where he mentions the VaginaDentata mouths on the Blue, but then says that he may be seeing something that's not there, since to him ''everything'' looks like a vagina, including rolls, a sliced-open melon, and ''[[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods a cuttlefish.]]''
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* Mentioning that since Toonami and AdultSwim had shows switch places, that means there will be a Toonami month: "Now that you've stopped squeeing, can we move on?"
** Saying "I need a moment" and feigning a headache when he sees where all the money that would've gone into a third season of ''Big O'' went to: Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
** Imitating the point-blank range shooting distance that Knives and Vash had in their final fight. "(panting)Would you just shoot me already?"
** Bennett has an episode planned for ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}''. This is gonna be '''fun'''.
** Saying "I need a moment" and feigning a headache when he sees where all the money that would've gone into a third season of ''Big O'' went to: Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
** Imitating the point-blank range shooting distance that Knives and Vash had in their final fight. "(panting)Would you just shoot me already?"
** Bennett has an episode planned for ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}''. This is gonna be '''fun'''.
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* The video starts with a disclaimer that there is no footage of Anime/OutlawStar in the review and that you should get mental help if you see any... followed immediately by a split-second clip from the series to fuck with your head.
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* When NostalgiaCritic references screamer videos, it's pretty obvious what's going to happen, but what makes it hilarious is that the screamer is supplied by FilmBrain jumping up from under the camera.
** The Critic and Bennett's reactions to [[FanNickname Evil]] [[LargeHam John]] [[JohnKerry Kerry]] and his [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing performance]].
--> '''Critic:''' He's like a perfect blend between ChristopherWalken and JohnSteiner.
** The Critic and Bennett's reactions to [[FanNickname Evil]] [[LargeHam John]] [[JohnKerry Kerry]] and his [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing performance]].
--> '''Critic:''' He's like a perfect blend between ChristopherWalken and JohnSteiner.
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[[AC:Ghost in the Shell]]
[[AC:Urotsukidoji]]
[[AC:Angel Cop]]
[[AC:Sword for Truth]]
[[AC:Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnêamise]]
[[AC:Love Hina Christmas Special]]
[[AC:Jin Roh, The Wolf Brigade]]
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[[AC:Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned]]
[[AC:Diatron-5]]
[[AC:Kite]]
[[AC:Mezzo Forte]]
[[AC:Wicked City]]
[[AC:Junk Boy]]
[[AC:The Ultimate Teacher]]
[[AC:Akira]]
[[AC:Perfect Blue]]
[[AC:Grave of the Fireflies]]
[[AC:Devil Hunter Yohko]]
[[AC:Vampire Hunter D]]
[[AC:Demon City Shinjuku]]
[[AC:X]]
[[AC:Fatal Fury The Motion Picture]]
[[AC:Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer]]
[[AC:Genocyber]]
[[AC:Gall Force]]
[[AC:Sonic the Hedgehog The Movie]]
[[AC:Evangelion: Death and Rebirth]]
[[AC:End of Evangelion]]
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[[AC:Baoh]]
[[AC:Macross II]]
[[AC:Tenchi Muyo in Love]]
[[AC:Macross Plus]]
[[AC:Odin]]
[[AC:Dominion Tank Police]]
[[AC:Virgin Fleet]]
[[AC:Armitage III]]
[[AC:Project A-ko]]
[[AC:New Cutey Honey]]
[[AC:8 Man After]]
[[AC:Devilman]]
[[AC:A Wind Called Amnesia]]
[[AC:Art of Fighting]]
[[AC:[=SiN the Movie=]]]
[[AC:Pilot Candidate and Blue Gender]]
[[AC:The Big O and Trigun]]
[[AC:Cowboy Bebop]]
[[AC:E.Y.E.S of Mars]]
[[AC:The Guyver]]
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[[folder:2011 Episodes]]
[[AC:Psychic Wars]]
[[AC:Golden Boy]]
[[AC:Bounty Dog]]
[[AC:The Humanoid]]
[[AC:Doomed Megalopolis]]
[[AC:Ninja Scroll]]
[[AC:Vampire Wars]]
[[AC:Mad Bull 34]]
[[AC:Ghost in the Shell]]
[[AC:Urotsukidoji]]
[[AC:Angel Cop]]
[[AC:Sword for Truth]]
[[AC:Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnêamise]]
[[AC:Love Hina Christmas Special]]
[[AC:Jin Roh, The Wolf Brigade]]
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[[AC:Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned]]
[[AC:Diatron-5]]
[[AC:Kite]]
[[AC:Mezzo Forte]]
[[AC:Wicked City]]
[[AC:Junk Boy]]
[[AC:The Ultimate Teacher]]
[[AC:Akira]]
[[AC:Perfect Blue]]
[[AC:Grave of the Fireflies]]
[[AC:Devil Hunter Yohko]]
[[AC:Vampire Hunter D]]
[[AC:Demon City Shinjuku]]
[[AC:X]]
[[AC:Fatal Fury The Motion Picture]]
[[AC:Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer]]
[[AC:Genocyber]]
[[AC:Gall Force]]
[[AC:Sonic the Hedgehog The Movie]]
[[AC:Evangelion: Death and Rebirth]]
[[AC:End of Evangelion]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:2013 Episodes]]
[[AC:Baoh]]
[[AC:Macross II]]
[[AC:Tenchi Muyo in Love]]
[[AC:Macross Plus]]
[[AC:Odin]]
[[AC:Dominion Tank Police]]
[[AC:Virgin Fleet]]
[[AC:Armitage III]]
[[AC:Project A-ko]]
[[AC:New Cutey Honey]]
[[AC:8 Man After]]
[[AC:Devilman]]
[[AC:A Wind Called Amnesia]]
[[AC:Art of Fighting]]
[[AC:[=SiN the Movie=]]]
[[AC:Pilot Candidate and Blue Gender]]
[[AC:The Big O and Trigun]]
[[AC:Cowboy Bebop]]
[[AC:E.Y.E.S of Mars]]
[[AC:The Guyver]]
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