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* Angel and Cordy fight the lovers' influence.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Open the damn door.
'''Angel:''' It's kinda hard.

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* Angel and Cordy fight the lovers' influence.
influence as they make out.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Open the damn door.
door.\\
'''Angel:''' It's kinda hard.\\

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* Wesley says he wants to ask Fred out, but he's waiting for just the right moment to make his move, biding his time until the iron gets hot. Cordy, who's had to listen to him talk incessantly about Fred for quite a while, tells him to hurry it up, "so I can hear about something else and you can do something else besides ''[[UnusualEuphemism feeling your hot iron.]]''"



* Wesley says he wants to ask Fred out, but he's waiting for just the right moment to make his move, biding his time until the iron gets hot. Cordy, who's had to listen to him talk incessantly about Fred for quite a while, tells him to hurry it up, "so I can hear about something else and you can do something else besides ''[[UnusualEuphemism feeling your hot iron.]]''"
* Angel having to put up with Lorne's talk of ''kyrumption,'' after already hearing about it from Fred a few episodes earlier. Lorne keeps referring to Angel using friendly pet names like cupcake and cinnamonbun. Angel's response after a {{beat}} is hilarious.
-->'''Angel:''' Stop saying ''kyrumption''...and stop calling me pastries.

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* Wesley says Angel is practically bouncing.
-->'''Angel:''' Ask me why I'm smiling.\\
'''Cordelia:''' I will, because it's scaring me.
* It's the smile with which David Boreanaz delivers his line.
-->'''Wesley:''' I think I've heard of [the Blinnikov World Ballet Corps]. Very ahead of their time.\\
'''Angel''': Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw their production of Giselle in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!
* Gunn, meanwhile, is upset that Angel didn't get the tickets
he wants to ask was supposed to.
-->'''Gunn:''' I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.\\
''[...]''\\
'''Angel''': Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're gonna be trippin' out.\\
'''Gunn:''' Don't be usin' my own phrases when we've lost the trust.
** Later, when Gunn reveals his tuxedoed self only after exacting a promise from
Fred out, but he's waiting for just the right moment to make his move, biding his that she won't laugh, she lets out an excited giggle (of attraction, not amusement).
--->'''Gunn:''' This is what your promises are worth? I'm having a lot of trust issues at this
time until the iron gets hot. Cordy, who's had to listen to him talk incessantly in my life.
* Fred semi-randomly dropping that her first sexual dream was
about Fred for quite a while, tells him to hurry it up, "so I can hear about something else and you can do something else besides ''[[UnusualEuphemism feeling your hot iron.]]''"
the Mouse King.
* Angel having to put up with Lorne's talk of ''kyrumption,'' after already hearing about it from Fred a few episodes earlier. Lorne keeps referring to Angel using friendly pet names like cupcake and cinnamonbun.cinnamon bun. Angel's response after a {{beat}} is hilarious.
-->'''Angel:''' Stop saying ''kyrumption''...[kyrumption]...and stop calling me pastries.pastries.
* Wesley suggests that the dancers, being the exact ones Angel saw in 1890, are vampires.
-->'''Gunn:''' That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were-- ''[everyone looks at him]'' You know, I was cool before I met y'all.



* During the gang's SwordFight against the Comedy and Tragedy robots, Wesley finally gets the upper hand by running his sword through Comedy.

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* Angel and Cordy fight the lovers' influence.
-->'''Cordelia:''' Open the damn door.
'''Angel:''' It's kinda hard.
'''Cordelia:''' I kinda noticed.
** When they get out, Cordelia expresses relief that it wears off right away. Angel takes off his jacket and holds it over his crotch.
* During the gang's SwordFight against the Comedy and Tragedy robots, minions, Wesley finally gets the upper hand by running his sword through Comedy.



''[the Comedy robot continues laughing as it crumples to the ground]''\\

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''[the Comedy robot minion continues laughing as it crumples to the ground]''\\



-->'''Kurskov:''' She...was my love. She danced only for ''me!''\\

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-->'''Kurskov:''' She...was my love. She danced only for ''me!''\\''me''!\\



-->'''Fred''': I wanna be the vampire!
-->'''Gunn''': I wanna be in a hot tub.
-->'''Cordelia''': I wanna know who's cleaning this stuff up.

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-->'''Fred''': -->'''Fred:''' I wanna be the vampire!
-->'''Gunn''': -->'''Gunn:''' I wanna be in a hot tub.
-->'''Cordelia''': -->'''Cordelia:''' I wanna know who's cleaning this stuff up.



-->'''Gunn''': By-sitter. (''Plonks down in the armchair'')

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-->'''Gunn''': By-sitter. (''Plonks ''[plonks down in the armchair'')armchair]''

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* The concierge at the alternate Hyperion gets flustered and says, "I will take you right up to my room."

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* The concierge at the alternate ''Cordy!''verse Hyperion gets flustered and says, "I will take you right up to my room."

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* Wesley and Gunn are watching Fred with Connor.
-->'''Wesley:''' Adorable.\\
'''Gunn:''' So sweet.\\
'''Wesley:''' ...[[BlatantLies I meant the baby.]]\\
'''Gunn:''' I meant the hot mama.
* Lorne translates as Wesley talks to some Nahdrahs about his work in demon genetics.
-->'''Wesley:''' It's an exciting arena.\\
'''Lorne:''' One I'm sure we can all download at I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman.com
* Lorne perks up when the Nahdrahs offer some snacks, but changes his mind when he sees what's on the platter.
-->'''Lorne:''' Oh, really, I couldn't. I had eyeballs and insects for breakfast.
* At the end, after the team manages to save Fred from the Nahdrahs, Angel gets all Aesop-y.
-->'''Angel:''' Guys, can I say something? Money's important, but it-it isn't everything. I got, I got carried away. I just never had a life that was totally dependent on me before. ''[looking at the money]'' But that's no excuse...Where was I?\\
'''Cordelia:''' Money's not the most important--\\
'''Angel''': No, it's not. What's important is family... ''[looks at his friends]'' ...and the mission.\\
'''Cordelia:''' ...They tried to cut Fred's head off. We earned every penny.\\
'''Angel''': Hold the baby.

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* Cordelia notices the cleaning gear Gunn's wearing.
-->'''Cordelia:''' My, Gunn...don't you look sterile?\\
'''Gunn:''' Couple more hours sniffin' that industrial cleanser, I think I might be.
* Lorne has been whammied to keep him from saying what he learned from TPTB, and just spouts gibberish when he tries.
-->'''Lorne:''' Angel, all kidding aside, this isn't something to be taken lightly. Only a champion can deal with the Conduit. And even then, you'll have to-- ''[gibberish]''\\
'''Angel:''' I'll keep that in mind.
* The concierge at the alternate Hyperion gets flustered and says, "I will take you right up to my room."



* Wesley and Cordelia's entire conversation at the beginning of the episode. This part in particular stands out, partly because of the freaked-out look on Cordy's face when she realizes she said the loofa thing out loud, and partly because it's really hilarious to see that after three years of friendship, and plenty of platonic bonding moments, Cordelia still has the power to make Wesley stutter if she wants to.
-->'''Cordelia:''' ''[coyly]'' Y'know...there was a time when you thought ''I'' was the loveliest thing in the world.
-->'''Wesley:''' Well, I...you're an extraordinary woman...I, uh...
-->'''Cordelia:''' At ease, soldier. Just like to hear it every now and then. I was the ditziest bitch in Sunnydale. Could've had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superhero-y, and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with a loofah.\\

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* Wesley and Cordelia's entire conversation at the beginning of the episode. This part in particular stands out, partly because of the freaked-out look on Cordy's face when she realizes she said the loofa loofah thing out loud, and partly because it's really hilarious to see that after three years of friendship, friendship and plenty of platonic bonding moments, Cordelia still has the power to make Wesley stutter if she wants to.
-->'''Cordelia:''' ''[coyly]'' Y'know...there was a time when you thought ''I'' was the loveliest thing in the world.
-->'''Wesley:'''
world.\\
'''Wesley:'''
Well, I...you're an extraordinary woman...I, uh...
-->'''Cordelia:'''
uh...\\
'''Cordelia:'''
At ease, soldier. Just like to hear it every now and then. I was the ditziest bitch in Sunnydale. Could've had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superhero-y, and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with a loofah.\\



'''Cordelia''': You are a gentleman. \\

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'''Cordelia''': You are a gentleman. \\



-->'''Wesley:''' How will the dancers keep time without your rhythmic snoring?
-->'''Cordelia:''' Don't think that's not coming back to haunt you.

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-->'''Wesley:''' How will the dancers keep time without your rhythmic snoring?
-->'''Cordelia:'''
snoring?\\
'''Cordelia:'''
Don't think that's not coming back to haunt you.



-->'''Wesley:''' ''(triumphantly)'' Who's laughing now?
-->''(the Comedy robot continues laughing as it crumples to the ground)''
-->'''Wesley:''' Well...you. But I still win!

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-->'''Wesley:''' ''(triumphantly)'' ''[triumphantly]'' Who's laughing now?
-->''(the
now?\\
''[the
Comedy robot continues laughing as it crumples to the ground)''
-->'''Wesley:'''
ground]''\\
'''Wesley:'''
Well...you. But I still win!

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* So many people are after Connor: The Order of Phillius, Beltar the Cremator...and [[TheTriple Frank]].[[note]]Local mobster, specializes in [[FridgeHorror kidnapping]][[/note]]

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* So many people are after Connor: The Order of Phillius, Beltar team surveys the Cremator...and [[TheTriple Frank]].[[note]]Local mobster, specializes damage to the hotel.
-->'''Wesley:''' Not to mention some bastard's blown a gaping hole
in [[FridgeHorror kidnapping]][[/note]]the lift.\\
'''Angel:''' Sorry, my bastard.
* Angel puts some ointment on the baby's cut, triggering a round of crying.
-->'''Angel:''' What? Wh-what'd I do?\\
'''Cordelia:''' You don't have a woman's touch. ''[{{beat}}]'' Whatever your taste in clothing may indicate.



-->'''Wesley:''' Angel, we could use your help. Are you finished...changing the baby who's being changed on my desk?
-->'''Angel:''' Sorry, I needed the space.
-->'''Wesley:''' Of course. And seeing as how you once nearly had sex on my desk, I shouldn't be surprised that now there's a baby on it.

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-->'''Wesley:''' Angel, we could use your help. Are you finished...changing the baby who's being changed on my desk?
-->'''Angel:'''
desk?\\
'''Angel:'''
Sorry, I needed the space.
-->'''Wesley:'''
space.\\
'''Wesley:'''
Of course. And seeing as how you once nearly had sex on my desk, I shouldn't be surprised that now there's a baby on it.



* There are so many suspects potentially after the baby: The Order of Phillius, Beltar the Cremator...and [[TheTriple Frank]].[[note]]Local mobster, specializes in [[FridgeHorror kidnapping]][[/note]]
* Cordelia asks if Angel's going to circumcise, and the baby starts crying.
-->'''Gunn:''' I think he heard you.



-->'''Gunn:''' What are you doin'?
-->'''Wesley:''' Trying to imagine myself as Creator/JohnWayne in ''Film/RioBravo''. You?
-->'''Gunn:''' Creator/AustinStoker. ''Film/{{Assault On Precinct 13|1976}}''.\\
''(Wes and Gunn high-five)''
-->'''Cordelia:''' If we live through this, trade in the DVD players and get a life.

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-->'''Gunn:''' What are you doin'?
-->'''Wesley:'''
doin'?\\
'''Wesley:'''
Trying to imagine myself as Creator/JohnWayne in ''Film/RioBravo''. You?
-->'''Gunn:'''
You?\\
'''Gunn:'''
Creator/AustinStoker. ''Film/{{Assault On Precinct 13|1976}}''.\\
''(Wes and Gunn high-five)''
-->'''Cordelia:'''
high-five)''\\
'''Cordelia:'''
If we live through this, trade in the DVD players and get a life.

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** The gang get in the car, but Wesley, Gunn, Fred and Cordy all sit in the front, leaving Darla alone in the back. Darla reassures them that she won't do it again, to which Wes states the reason no one will sit next to her - the back seat's all wet.

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** The gang get gets in the car, but Wesley, Gunn, Fred Fred, and Cordy all sit in squeeze into the front, leaving Darla alone in the back. Darla reassures them that she won't do it again, to which Wes Fred states the reason no one will sit next to her - the her--the back seat's all wet.
wet from her water breaking.
* While the gang is fighting Holtz's demons, Darla gets into the front seat and drives away alone, leaving them staring after her. Angel comes up behind them and joins them in the staring for a few seconds before asking, "What are we lookin' at?"
* Every time Lorne thinks he's got the sanctuary spells running, it's tested...by slapping Gunn, to his increasing annoyance.
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* Darla's on board with the vampire cult killing the humans...until they get to the part where they're going to wear her entrails as a belt and consume her eyeballs.
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* Angel asks Cordy if she's on board with the plan.
-->'''Cordelia''': You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me, ''and'' her evil love child? ''[he nods, and she punches Darla]'' Okay, I'm in.

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