History Funny / AndrewJacksonJihad

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* "People II 2: Still Peoplin'"
-->You don't have it any better
-->You don't have it any worse
-->You're an irreplaceable human soul
-->With your own understanding
-->of what it means to suffer
-->and that's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge...
-->BUMMER
* "Zombie by the Cranberries by Andrew Jackson Jihad:"
-->Oh when the saints
-->Oh when the saints
-->Oh when the saints go marching in
-->They will feed you so much pizza
-->That you'll forget about the rut that you are in!
* The cheerfully sung chorus of "Heartilation:" "If you think you're better than me, you're right!"
* The mere fact that they named one of their many extremely depressing songs "This is Why I'm Hot."
* In "There's No War in This Love," AJJ assures us all that world peace is inevitable: "When we all have died / and no one is alive /we won't fight anymore!"

* A darker example with "Who Are You:" "Thank you so much for not raising me / you spent your life on better things /and you would have been an awful dad / but thank you though for those genes you had!"

* The mere fact that they named one of their many extremely depressing songs "This is Why I'm Hot."

-->That you'll forget about the rut that you are in!

-->bummer!

-->and that’s a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge...

-->you don't have it any worse
-->you're an irreplaceable human soul
-->with your own understanding

-->oh when the saints
-->oh when the saints go marching in
-->they will feed you so much pizza
-->that you'll forget about the rut that you are in!