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We're taking up a collection for him. We're gonna buy him one of those nice little donut pillows, you know?

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We're taking up a collection for him. We're gonna buy him one of those nice little donut pillows, you know?know?
* Dorian finally calls him on it:
-->'''Dorian:''' I looked at the roll call. It only says "personal day".
-->'''John:''' Yeah, but doesn't that make you curious?

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-->'''John:''' Hemorrhoids. Internal... and external.

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-->'''John:''' Hemorrhoids. Internal... and external.\\
(later)\\
We're taking up a collection for him. We're gonna buy him one of those nice little donut pillows, you know?
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-->'''John:''' Not his ear. His... ''(looks down meaningfully)'' ''(Rudy winces)'' Yeah. He was told to go professional, [[LaserGuidedKarma he didn't listen.]]

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-->'''John:''' Not his ear. His... ''(looks down meaningfully)'' ''(Rudy winces)'' Yeah. He was told to go professional, [[LaserGuidedKarma he didn't listen.]]]]
* John continues to roll with the fun at Paul's expense to another officer inquiring about him:
-->'''John:''' Hemorrhoids. Internal... and external.
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[AC:Episode 11 - Disrupt]]

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-->'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Diarrhea? Oh, I thought it was the burrito.]]

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-->'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Diarrhea? Oh, I thought it was the burrito.]]

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* Kennex is informing Rudy of Detective Paul's surgery:
-->'''John:''' Got a nasty infection from a piercing.
-->'''Rudy:''' I didn't know he had his ear pierced.
-->'''John:''' Not his ear. His... ''(looks down meaningfully)'' ''(Rudy winces)'' Yeah. He was told to go professional, [[LaserGuidedKarma he didn't listen.
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'''Dorian:''' You’re backed up.\\

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'''Dorian:''' [[YouNeedToGetLaid You’re backed up.\\]]\\

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* Dorian is reciting a laundry list of symptoms from "Membliss":
-->'''Dorian:''' ... and diarrhea.
-->'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Diarrhea? Oh, I thought it was the burrito.]]
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[AC:Episode 10 - Perception]]

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-->'''Rudy:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I don't know why I can't get it up.]] ''(flustered)'' I mean with her. I mean... with her signal. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick ''I'' can get it up.]] I have no problem in that department whatsoever. I'm just... that's not... really an appropriate thing to be talking about in the middle of an emergency with... you guys. [[ShuttingUpNow I'll, uh... I'll just keep working on this.]]

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-->'''Rudy:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I don't know why I can't get it up.]] ''(flustered)'' I mean with her. I mean... with her signal. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick ''I'' can get it up.]] I have no problem in that department whatsoever. I'm just... that's not... really an appropriate thing to be talking about in the middle of an emergency with... you guys. [[ShuttingUpNow I'll, uh... I'll just keep working on this.]]]]

[AC:Episode 10 - Perception]]
* Kennex is annoyed with Dorian:
-->'''John:''' Well, look who it is. [[LamePun Benedict Android.]]
-->'''Dorian:''' Good morning to you, too, John.
-->'''John:''' Look, don't ever tell anybody where I am, where I was, what time I arrived or what time I left.
-->'''Dorian:''' Captain Maldonado ''is'' our commanding officer.
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-->'''Rudy:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I don't know why I can't get it up.]] ''(flustered)'' I mean with her. I mean... with her signal.

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-->'''Rudy:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I don't know why I can't get it up.]] ''(flustered)'' I mean with her. I mean... with her signal. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick ''I'' can get it up.]] I have no problem in that department whatsoever. I'm just... that's not... really an appropriate thing to be talking about in the middle of an emergency with... you guys. [[ShuttingUpNow I'll, uh... I'll just keep working on this.]]
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'''Rudy:''' Um, yeah, that burning was nothing. Uh, my test results came back negative.

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'''Rudy:''' [[TooMuchInformation Um, yeah, that burning was nothing. Uh, my test results came back negative.
negative.]]
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* Rudy fanboying Dr. Nigel Vaughn.

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* Rudy fanboying Dr. Nigel Vaughn.Vaughn.
* Oh, Rudy.
-->'''John:''' You said something about good news.\\
'''Rudy:''' Um, yeah, that burning was nothing. Uh, my test results came back negative.

-->'''Rudy:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo I don't know why I can't get it up.]] ''(flustered)'' I mean with her. I mean... with her signal.
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* Rudy's sudden enthusiasm for undercover work if it "even tangentially involves sexbots".

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* Rudy's sudden enthusiasm for undercover work if it "even tangentially involves sexbots".sexbots".

[[AC:Episode 9 - Unbound]]
* Rudy fanboying Dr. Nigel Vaughn.
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* The side-effect of Dorian taking the tracking bullet to the gut: He's stuck speaking Korean. And singing it too.

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* The side-effect of Dorian taking the tracking bullet to the gut: He's stuck speaking Korean. And singing it too.too.
* Rudy's sudden enthusiasm for undercover work if it "even tangentially involves sexbots".
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-->'''Dorian:''' I'd be happy to help, Detective Stahl.
-->'''Richard:''' Don't stress yourself, bot. There's an easier way. ''(To Stahl)'' Your daddy's really good at hiding money, right? Why don't we just ask him how it's done.
-->'''Stahl:''' Stand up when you say that. Oh, wait, you are.

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-->'''Dorian:''' I'd be happy to help, Detective Stahl.
-->'''Richard:'''
Stahl.\\
'''Richard:'''
Don't stress yourself, bot. There's an easier way. ''(To Stahl)'' Your daddy's really good at hiding money, right? Why don't we just ask him how it's done.
-->'''Stahl:'''
done.\\
'''Stahl:'''
Stand up when you say that. [[SarcasmMode Oh, wait, you are.]]
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* Detective Stahl is responding to Richard's comment to Dorian:
-->'''Dorian:''' I'd be happy to help, Detective Stahl.
-->'''Richard:''' Don't stress yourself, bot. There's an easier way. ''(To Stahl)'' Your daddy's really good at hiding money, right? Why don't we just ask him how it's done.
-->'''Stahl:''' Stand up when you say that. Oh, wait, you are.
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* In the anger counselling class:
-->'''Counsellor:''' When you came to see me six months ago, your emotions were boiling over with hate. You were seething with frustration and disgust at your neighbors, at your fellow workers, at our government. But today, you are a different man.\\
(The man with the nametag "Jim" looks distinctly unimpressed with the glowing praise.)
-->After the class has ended, Dorian meets up with John.\\
'''Dorian:''' Hey, Mr. Friendly. How was Angry Class 101?\\
'''John:''' Call me that again and I swear I'll stick my boot right in your face.
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-->'''Dorian:''' ''[clenched teeth]'' Not what I had in mind, John!\\

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-->'''Dorian:''' ''[clenched teeth]'' Not what I had in mind, John!\\
John!
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[[AC:Episode 8 - You Are Here]]
* The side-effect of Dorian taking the tracking bullet to the gut: He's stuck speaking Korean. And singing it too.
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--->'''Dorian:''' ''[clenched teeth]'' Not what I had in mind, John!\\

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--->'''Dorian:''' -->'''Dorian:''' ''[clenched teeth]'' Not what I had in mind, John!\\
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* Dorian's 'Oh God, no' face when [spoiler:he has to move in with Rudy at the end of the episode.]

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* Dorian's 'Oh God, no' face when [spoiler:he [[spoiler:he has to move in with Rudy at the end of the episode.]]]
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* Dorian being stuck in MoodSwinger mode all episode, due to being on low charge.

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* Dorian being stuck in MoodSwinger mode all episode, due to being on low charge.charge.
* Dorian's 'Oh God, no' face when [spoiler:he has to move in with Rudy at the end of the episode.]
--->'''Dorian:''' ''[clenched teeth]'' Not what I had in mind, John!\\
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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' I could ''order'' ramen.

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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' I could can ''order'' ramen.
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* Sandra yelling at John for some mishaps.

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* Sandra yelling at John for some mishaps.mishaps.

[[AC:Episode 7 - Simon Says]]
* Dorian being stuck in MoodSwinger mode all episode, due to being on low charge.
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* Apparently the main side-effect to the drug that turns your body into a living GPS relay is...really embarrassing gas. Poor Rudy.
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** And in the end it turns out the guy wasn't a fugitive after all. The DRN's files were out of date.

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** And in the end it turns out [[EpicFail the guy wasn't a fugitive after all.all]]. The DRN's files were out of date.
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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into an [=MX=] who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.

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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. [[DisasterDominoes This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into an [=MX=] who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. vehicle.]] Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.
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** And in the end it turns out the guy wasn't a fugitive after all. The DRN's files were out of date.

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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into an MX who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.

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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into an MX [=MX=] who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.now.
* Sandra yelling at John for some mishaps.
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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into a police android who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.

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* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into a police android an MX who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.

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