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6th Jul '17 10:39:57 AM RandomUser74
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When Alfred opens the door, Dolf just comes in and [[Hoyay kisses him]].

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When Alfred opens the door, Dolf just comes in and [[Hoyay kisses him]].him.
6th Jul '17 10:38:37 AM RandomUser74
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[[folder: Episode 22]]
When Alfred opens the door, Dolf just comes in and [[Hoyay kisses him]].
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3rd May '13 12:07:51 PM AmayirotAkago
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* All of Professor Paljas' antics in trying to get the whale translator to work, particularly with his assistants constantly taking the brunt of him shouting into the microphone when they're standing next to the speaker.
** Even funnier: when they do get the machine to work and translate a recorded whale song, what do the whales say?
-->"I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry."
*** Paljas' reaction is just sheer exasperation... until he realizes that the machine does work.
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[[folder: Episode 19]]
* Alfred admits he's making up the plan to stop the whaler ship as he goes along.
->'''Alfred''': "I'll just sneak aboard and ask them for a cup of coffee, or soup, or something!"
22nd Apr '13 1:07:09 PM AmayirotAkago
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[[folder: Episode 18]]
* Alfred [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] when, while he and Henk are uneventfully drifting on the ocean, he wishes something exciting would happen. Cue a hungry squid rising up out of the water who tries to eat them.
-->'''Henk''': Alfred, never say that again!
** After they then get rid of it by feeding it some of [[ChekhovsGun the space food]] they got from the aliens in the previous episode, Alfred says he wishes they could get some music, prompting the squid to reappear and offer to play something for them. When Alfred refuses, the squid makes him keep his word by forcefully dragging him down to the bottom of the ocean and forcing him to listen. Much later, Alfred finally resurfaces covered head to toe in squid ink and none too happy about it. Henk's schadenfreude at the whole situation is just priceless.
-->'''Henk''': How was the squid music?
-->'''Alfred''': [[SarcasmMode Beautiful!]]
-->'''Henk''': That's great! And look at that, your face is totally covered in ink! You must've had a good time!
-->'''Alfred''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yes! How I'd love to stay here and play with that squid!]]
-->'''Henk''': Better watch out, he'll make you keep your word! He'll make you keep your word! [laughs]
21st Apr '13 2:19:14 PM AmayirotAkago
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* Hannibal's demonstration of a scale model of his new, computer-controlled fishing boat, which he apparently [[CrazyPrepared outfitted with all the same systems that the real deal has]]. Then, the thing spontaneously malfunctions and [[AshFace explodes in everyone's faces]].


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* K. Rokodil happily dancing around his office as he talks about how rich he and his wife will soon become.


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[[folder: Episode 17]]
* Alfred's reaction to tasting the marbo fruit, when he finds that, to his displeasure, its sweet scent is offset by its incredibly sour taste.
21st Apr '13 2:04:15 PM AmayirotAkago
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[[folder: Episode 14]]
* Parmezanidas, the wise and eccentric old hermit crab, gets introduced by means of LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn when Alfred's train of thought is interrupted by ''Herman van Veen's singing''. Parmezanidas then repeats the lyrics "two plus one minus one equals two", and brushes it off as "a proverb that I just came up with."
* Alfred and Henk casually BreakingTheFourthWall at the end; first by Alfred saying that "[he's] probably not the only one who doesn't know [what the sawfish looks like] before doing an AsideGlance, then by Alfred and Henk commenting over the still shot of said sawfish that [[MediumAwareness they have no logical way of seeing themselves]].
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[[folder: Episode 15]]
* Wiedewiedewagen, the sawfish, steals the episode thanks to his outrageous, TotallyRadical accent and rocking {{Leitmotif}}.
11th Apr '13 9:08:24 AM AmayirotAkago
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[[folder: Episode 13]]
* Dolf pretending to be the perfect gentleman when first meeting the Chess Queen. He's so slimy it's a wonder she doesn't catch on.
* When Alfred storms Dolf's home with all of the white chess pieces in tow, Dolf makes a run for it and glides out of a window. Alfred leaps after him, but finds his own wings won't carry him as he ungracefully plummets to the ground.
8th Apr '13 3:03:15 PM AmayirotAkago
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* Henk takes SeriousBusiness to a whole new level while playing chess with Alfred. He thinks so long and hard about his moves, that he doesn't even seem to notice Alfred falling asleep, nor does he care that Alfred just takes his White Queen off the chessboard; instead he's just utterly shocked that Alfred somehow managed to capture the queen without him noticing.
* While Dolf enjoys a nice meal and discusses his future plans with Hannes and Wannes, the latter two prove to have some seriously one-track minds.
-->'''Dolf''': Do you have any idea what I might be thinking about right now?
-->'''Wannes''': I know! "This sole is delicious!" Did I get it right?
-->'''Dolf''': Well, yes, it is quite tasty, but that's not what I was referring to.
-->'''Hannes''': Then you were probably in deep thought about what we'd like to eat right now.
** Eventually, Dolf relents and orders some food for them, and asks again what he's thinking about.
--->'''Hannes''': You're probably thinking about what to eat toni-
--->'''Dolf''': I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT FOOD, HANNES!
* When facing Krabnagel, the Chess Queen steps up and challenges him to eat her. Krabnagel is all too happy to oblige, only for the Chess Queen to spontaneously transform back into a chess piece just as he tries to bite down, causing him to break all of his teeth.
8th Apr '13 3:30:21 AM AmayirotAkago
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