History Funny / AlfaLegion

-->'''Alfa:''' The Ratling swiftly proceeds onwards to the next planetto bring night-

* While Alfa gives the players their respective roles he decides to have an unwashed hobo and a sociopath recount HarryPotter to the viewer. It's a bout as a good idea as it sounds.
--> I'll show you what you've don to my friends, I cast PTSD!
--> I cast leprosy!
--> I cast unborn fetus.
* Corpsing*
-->'''Somebody:''' For fuck's sake, Karl stop
--> I'll show you Malfoy! I cast AIDS!
-->'''Nurse Garrot:''' Lets Not Do This Again.

-->'''Karl:''' Better get out there lads, [=ThunderPsyker=]'s {{[=BOi=]}} PUSSAY runabout is-
-->'''Anchors:''' "[=ThunderPsyker=]'s {{[=BOi=]}} PUSSAY runabout",I'm so sorry [[FlatWhat what?]]
-->'''Fresh:''' This squad is called '''[=ThunderPsyker=]'s''' '''{{[=BOi=]}}''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout!'''

---> '''[=THUNDERPSYKER=]'S''' '''BOi''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout'''

-->'''Karl:''' Better get out there lads, [=ThunderPsyker=]'s {{BOi}} PUSSAY runabout is-
-->'''Anchors:''' "[=ThunderPsyker=]'s {{BOi}} PUSSAY runabout",I'm so sorry [[FlatWhat what?]]
-->'''Fresh:''' This squad is called '''[=ThunderPsyker=]'s''' '''BOi''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout!'''

** The evolution of Fresh's accent is a riot in itself. He starts out as [[IAmVeryBritish vaguely posh]], briefly dips in and out of something not unlike Scouse, stays more-or-less in Yorkshire for some time, and ends up in almost [[DoctorWho Dalekian]] monotone. And it's in this monotone that he delivers some of his most blisteringly vulgar insults.

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* [[Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLfFzwbm2YM ]]
* [[Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGpXW-ACATE]]
* [[Meanwhile at the Alfa Studios 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEzg1ryUMxA]] Now with Animation!
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** Corporal Fresh's excoriation of Anchors for being a [[CrossesTheLineTwice fat American serial killer]] is absolute gold. The fact that [[NWordPrivileges Fresh himself is a Yank]] arguably makes it even funnier.

-->'''*Fresh Dies While Dramatic Music Plays*'''

-->!!!*Music Abruptly Stops*!!! '''Karl:''' Well, don't fucking worry about it, I'm fucking your new Corporal now.

* For some reason [=ThunderPsyker=]

-->'''Alfa:''' But you don't even have a revolver.

-->'''Karl:''' [[GunsNRoses Can you hear the whistle blowing early in the morning, take me down to the trench hole shitty where the grass is green and the gore is pretty.]]

-->'''[=ThunderPsyker=]:''' It was supposed to be called Pussywagon but we couldn't get that inbecause it censors it

-->'''Fresh:''' This motherfucker had a machine gun,[[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and he missed me with every shot...]]

----> '''REGISTERED''' '''SQUAD''' '''NAME:'''

Players: [[note]]Players: The Fresh Sorcerer, Karl the Deranged, & later on Super Anchors.[[/note]]

-->!!!*Music Abruptly Stops*!!! '''Karl:''' Well, don't you fucking worry about it, I'm your new Corporal now.

-->'''Karl:''' You wanna fucking- '''*Goes Near Alfa*''' You wanna fucking speak to my revolver boy!?

--> I cast unborn fetus. *Corpsing*

* The comedy of this whole video is already shown by how they decide to name their squad:

----> '''[=THUNDERPSYKER=]'S''' '''BOi''' '''PUSSAY''' '''runabout'''

* Both Fresh and Karl begin to adopt Yorkshire Accents and saying that it's Goddamn hilarious doesn't even do it justice...

-->'''[[spoiler:Voytek]]:''' (Tossing off his Genestealer disguise to reveal he's a Wraithguard.) I was the Eldar Spy bitches! I'm ''OUT''! [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I hijack the Ratling and fly into space!]]

--> '''Fresh:''' Let's try the squad name of: [=ThunderPsyker=]'s [[CountryMatters Cunt]] Runabout...
--> '''Karl:''' I- I don't think you can add a swear word...
--> '''Fresh:''' There we go- [[SuddenlyShouting THERE WE GO!!!]]

--> '''Karl:''' Yeah, i can see that...

-->'''Karl:''' 1, 2 3, Good bye!

-->'''Mako:''' He's been really quiet, and how he's just trying to make up reasons to blame other people.
-->'''Alfa:''' Ok, Voytek you're rebuttal?
-->'''Voytek:''' First of all i'm always quiet no matter what the situation is.
-->'''Mako:''' Your'e always suspicious!
-->'''Voytek:''' No I'm always suspicious! [[InsaneTrollLogic Thus me being suspicious is not being suspicious.]] *takes of his clothing* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Now Mako's next line is: "I'm gay LOL."]]
-->'''Mako:''' I'm gay LOL! Huh!?

-->'''Thunder'': I met a coven this morning which (unintelligible) right? And I said to him "No more (unintelligible) around here" (unintelligible) yeh?

-->'''Zegram:''' [[AxCrazy He's]] [[ImAHumanitarian Karl?]]

-->'''Zegram:''' He's Karl?

-->'''[[spoiler:Voytek]]:''' (Tossing off his Genestealer disguise to reveal he's a Wraithguard.) I was the Eldar Spy bitches! I'm ''OUT''! [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I hijack the Ratling and into space!]]

** [[TheReaveal The secondary reveal]] that [[spoiler: Voytek was the Eldar Spy.]]

** Also from the role reveals comes Karl's last NeverGoingToLiveItDown moment in the video, which leads to him asking everyone to verbally flagellate him for his blunder before all apologizing to Joel.

-->'''Failsnake:''' [[VideoGame/MortalKombat9 Can I beat him up with his own leg while screaming "Woolay"?]] [[note]]He's describing one of Quan-Chi's fatalities.[[/note]]