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* Michael claims that the Chief once struck a man in the groin so hard that his kids were born with an innate fear of him.
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* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
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* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
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-->'''Dan:''' ''Okay.'' Jesus, all right...
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-->'''Dan:''' ''Okay.'' Jesus, all right...right...
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->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick.
->Dan: That was your dick!
->Michael: Really? Looked like yours.
->Dan: They were on top of each other.
->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
->Dan: That was your dick!
->Michael: Really? Looked like yours.
->Dan: They were on top of each other.
->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
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-->'''Dan''': I think you just killed Cracked dot com...
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-->'''Dan:''' I'm not a virgin, Michael! I just... look like one.
-->'''Michael:''' And act like one.
-->'''Kelly:''' It's the way you carry yourself.
-->'''Mandy:''' *randomly passing by* Like you're afraid of being touched.
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-->'''Dan:''' I'm not a virgin, Michael! I just... look like one.
-->'''Michael:''' And act like one.
-->'''Kelly:''' It's the way you carry yourself.
-->'''Mandy:''' *randomly passing by* Like you're afraid of being touched.
-->'''Dan:''' ''Okay.'' Jesus, all right...
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html BONER!]]
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html BONER!]]BONER!]]
* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]BONER!]]
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->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
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->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!sounds!
* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]
* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]
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*** Oh, ''snap.''
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*** Oh, ''snap.''''
* From the threesome episode... Michael, pre threesome, suggests making lightsaber sounds every time their dicks touch. He later changes his mind, deciding to go with fart sounds instead. This leads to the following post-threesome exchange.
->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick.
->Dan: That was your dick!
->Michael: Really? Looked like yours.
->Dan: They were on top of each other.
->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
* From the threesome episode... Michael, pre threesome, suggests making lightsaber sounds every time their dicks touch. He later changes his mind, deciding to go with fart sounds instead. This leads to the following post-threesome exchange.
->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick.
->Dan: That was your dick!
->Michael: Really? Looked like yours.
->Dan: They were on top of each other.
->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
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--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.
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--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.before.
* DOB being Michael-esque in the body switching episode in Season 3.
** And ''only'' then does he get noticed by Mandy.
*** Oh, ''snap.''
* DOB being Michael-esque in the body switching episode in Season 3.
** And ''only'' then does he get noticed by Mandy.
*** Oh, ''snap.''
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* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"
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* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"nutbag"
--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.
--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.
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* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG."
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* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG.""
* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"
* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"
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** The beginning of that same episode also counts.
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* Swaim has planted knives everywhere around the world. To demonstrate, he pulls two off his person, one out of his drink, and then reveals that he's even planted on on the ''secret service agent interviewing him.'' And they still don't consider him a threat to national security.
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* Swaim has planted knives everywhere around the world. To demonstrate, he pulls two off his person, one out of his drink, and then reveals that he's even planted on on the ''secret service agent interviewing him.'' And they still don't consider him a threat to national security.security.
* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG."
* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG."
