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30th Jan '14 8:54:02 PM BibsDibs
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->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick. ->Dan: That was your dick! ->Michael: Really? Looked like yours. ->Dan: They were on top of each other. ->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
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->Michael: -->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick. ->Dan: -->Dan: That was your dick! ->Michael: -->Michael: Really? Looked like yours. ->Dan: -->Dan: They were on top of each other. ->Michael: -->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
25th Jul '13 9:43:01 AM Lightning4119
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-->'''Dan''': I think you just killed Cracked dot com...
22nd Aug '11 2:10:54 PM JJBF
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* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
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* "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]]] * -->'''Dan:''' I'm not a virgin, Michael! I just... look like one. -->'''Michael:''' And act like one. -->'''Kelly:''' It's the way you carry yourself. -->'''Mandy:''' *randomly passing by* Like you're afraid of being touched. -->'''Dan:''' ''Okay.'' Jesus, all right...
12th Aug '11 10:09:28 AM JJBF
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html BONER!]]
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html BONER!]]BONER!]] * "Michael! WHAT... ''took'' you so long?!" Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartwarming.]]
5th Aug '11 1:16:25 PM MonsieurBruce
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]
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* One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]BONER!]]
5th Aug '11 1:15:53 PM MonsieurBruce
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->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
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->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!sounds! * One word: [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18284_agents-cracked-chilling-tale-drugs-in-workplace.html ''boner!'']]
10th Jul '11 3:37:44 PM Monessi
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*** Oh, ''snap.''
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*** Oh, ''snap.'''' * From the threesome episode... Michael, pre threesome, suggests making lightsaber sounds every time their dicks touch. He later changes his mind, deciding to go with fart sounds instead. This leads to the following post-threesome exchange. ->Michael: Man...you got a weird looking dick. ->Dan: That was your dick! ->Michael: Really? Looked like yours. ->Dan: They were on top of each other. ->Michael: So that's why I was making all those fart sounds!
7th Jul '11 6:26:47 AM goodbyejohnnythunders
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--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.
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--> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.before. * DOB being Michael-esque in the body switching episode in Season 3. ** And ''only'' then does he get noticed by Mandy. *** Oh, ''snap.''
5th Jul '11 6:18:12 AM YogoGohei
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* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"
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* Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"nutbag" --> '''DOB''': I have never heard that expression before.
21st Jun '11 6:44:41 PM somini
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added a chief quote
* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG."
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* Season 1, Episode 3: "Someone called me a FAG."" * Season 1, Episode 1: One of the nearly infinite brilliant moments by The Chief: "[Swaim] is one of the best writers we have, but f*ck me with a live fish if he isn't a yammering nutbag"
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