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-->'''Ryan''': [[spoiler: ''(holding a bit of beef)'' STEAK!]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Jack''']]: [[spoiler: I was gonna go with him but he didn't go!]]

--->'''Gavin''': So our Build Team's fired, right?
--->'''Michael''': Yeah. They're not- No, they're great at building! Look how nice it looks!
--->'''Geoff''': It is beautiful.
--->'''Gavin''': They're really good at building completely nonfunctional, beautiful-
--->'''Michael''': See, I thought the difference between hiring them and moving them here was that, after they built it, they could fucking play the thing before they give it to us! (''Imitating one of the Build Team members'') Guys, we built this. Uh, didn't load it, because we're ''that'' confident. It's gonna work great. Oh, God. Did you guys- did you guys try looking at the Creeper, because I forgot to!

--->'''Ryan''': Did we survive [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Thunderdome]]?

*** As Lindsay clears the course out of mobs, Matt goes back to the witch house to converse with the cat, Thackery Binx.

''[[Funny/AchievementHunterGrandTheftAutoSeries Grand Theft Auto]]'' series (''Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V'': [[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2013to2015 2013 - 2015]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2016to2018 2016 - 2018]])\\

'''''Minecraft'' series''' (''Let's Play Minecraft'': [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2012to2014 2012 - 2014]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2015to2017 2015 - 2017]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2018to2020 2018 - 2020]])-]]]]]

'''''Minecraft'' series''' (''Let's Play Minecraft'': [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2012to2014 2012 - 2014]] | [[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2015to2017 2015 - 2017]])-]]]]]

[[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2018 episodes (293-344)]]
* Episode 293 - Sky Factory Part 33
** A minor example: Through out the previous video, Lindsay had trouble using things because she wasn't [=OPed=], but because she didn't know this was a thing, she had to keep asking Michael for help, who [[FailedASpotCheck failed to realize the problem]], and proceeded to call her stupid for the entire video. A minute into this one, Jeremy instantly realizes what's going on, and asks Ryan to OP Lindsay.
** Simple Farmer Geoff continues to make frightened noises whenever he uses his jetpack or passes through the "devil hole" teleporter.
** Ryan hollows out the giant redwood and hides the dragons he's secretly stolen (and made everything else think died[=/=]respawned) inside.
*** As Ryan is discussing the "deaths" of the dragons with Michael, who was upset over their ghost dragon's death, Ryan is placing said dragon in the tree.
** Geoff creates a Lucky Egg Machine and proceeds to spend the next few minutes emitting quiet noises of excitement and glee.
*** He proceeds to place it in the middle of the crafting area and keeps talking it up. He figures this way people can just go to his machine and (maybe) get what they need without bothering his chickens.
** Jeremy's Altar of Suffering nears completion, after which he plans to trap something in it for power. Gavin is quick to note he didn't exclude the rest of the team until prompted.
*** He finally turns it on... and nearly murders Booker. Ultimately he carries through with his earlier idea of trapping a shopkeeper with the portable market, replacing the stall each time it dies.
--->'''Jeremy''': I understand this looks [[{{Understatement}} kind of sinister]].
*** The shopkeepers prove to be too unreliable for Jeremy, so he begins constructing a Wither Skeleton spawner, starting with a '''Soulbinder'''. It's ''constantly screaming''.
*** [[EpicFail And it doesn't work for Jeremy's needs, as Wither Skeletons don't bleed.]]
** "Geoff, what do your Smart Chickens make?" "Uh, I don't know. They make like two dollars an hour more."
** Geoff gets a Conductive Iron egg and places it in a nest to hatch when Jeremy accidentally takes it. He tries to put it back only to pull a Simple Geoff and hurl it at the nest... where it hatches to his infinite relief.
** Ryan and Gavin go to farm some Ender Dragons for his project. At the last minute as he's spawning the dragon, Ryan tries to warn an oblivious Gavin to get off the crystal column. Gavin fails to get off and is blown up, with the spawn of new material on the column ''destroying all of his gear except a crafting-table-on-a-stick''.
** Michael experiments with his new bow at the Gaia summoning platform, creating loud explosions while he talks about how many chickens he's killing. Geoff can hear all of this and is understandably concerned.
* Episode 294 - Sky Factory Part 34
** Throughout the episode the Hunters and the editors riff on the fact that, on top of her being sick, something is wrong with Lindsay's microphone that makes it sound like she's in a bin.
** Ryan made a ''dragon shop''. It's called [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Ryan's Premium Unpurloined Dragons]].
*** He even made a mini-scavenger hunt for Michael to find them. It doesn't work, as it directs him to the Nether; Michael promptly goes through the portal and glitches out, so Ryan has to hint that there's another way into the Nether. That still doesn't work, as Michael does the logical thing and continues forward through the mobs rather than looking behind him. Then he's directed to the redwood, which ''still'' doesn't work.
*** After Ryan warned Jeremy to not go into the back room, as "dark things" happen there, [[SchmuckBait Jeremy promptly goes in]]. [[spoiler:[[FailedAttemptAtDrama It's a room full of dragon egg spawners.]]]]
*** Ryan defends his actions [[NeverMyFault because of Jack not making him a dragon]], to which Jack indignantly responds that he was going to make them for ''everyone'', to which Ryan retorts that [[WellIntentionedExtremist he saved him the trouble]].
** Everyone gets their dragons back and lets them run rampant in the chicken farm, to Geoff's displeasure.
*** ''How'' displeased is Geoff? Not only does he make a new sign[[note]]"FUCK DRAGONS AND FUCK YOU"[[/note]], but by the end of the episode, he is in the process of ''rooming off his farm''.
** Jeremy's got his Well of Suffering complete, so everybody is horrified by the cage of eternally suffering mobs he's built atop the altar.
--->'''Jack''': (horrified) So, basically, this is Hell.
--->'''Jeremy''': [[BrutalHonesty This is Hell.]] They will suffer for eternity.
--->'''Jack''': (talking over Jeremy) You literally made Hell.
** Gavin makes a Decocraft bench, and starts littering the area outside Jeremy's altar with various objects, including a rubik's cube, a xylophone, and a grand piano. Then he makes an engagement ring, and gives it to Michael... [[spoiler:but Ryan accidentally picks it up.]]
--->'''Gavin:''' [[spoiler:I accidentally proposed to Ryan!]]
* Episode 295 - Text-to-Speech
** The Lads, Lindsay and Ryan are testing out the new cross-platform version of Minecraft. They're delighted to discover that it has a text-to-speech function for all chat messages, and even more delighted when they work out that the swearword censor isn't very good.[[labelnote:Example]]Censoring the word [[PrecisionFStrike 'fuck']] but not [[ClusterFBomb 'fuckfuckfuck']].[[/labelnote]]
*** At one point they challenge themselves to be silent for a solid minute, communicating only with the text-to-speech.
--->'''Gavin''': That might be the quietest an Achievement Hunter video has ever been.\\
'''Jeremy''': And yet at the same time the loudest.\\
'''<[=BMVagabond=]>''': [[AC:our silence speaks shittty volumes]]
*** At a point during this period, Ryan asks "[[RunningGag Flynt?]]" because of something said in-chat and Gavin [[DamnYouMuscleMemory instinctively]] types "coal" in the middle of saying he's building a house, resulting in "i'm going to go build coal".
*** A chunk of Gavin's initial text-to-speech is some of the lyrics to ''Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny''. Lindsay is impressed that he knows it from memory.
*** During the silence, we have this gem:
--->'''<[=LLTUGGJ=]>''': [[AC:can you see a banana humping the house through the window]]\\
'''<[=BMVagabond=]>''': ''[closes the text box and looks around]'' [[AC:no.]]
** Lindsay has to leave for an audition, but leaves the guys a parting gift: Half of [[Series/{{The Office|US}} Dwight's speech]] running in the text-to-speech.
** Early in the episode, they mention that the only redeeming feature of ''Moon Base Alpha'' was the text-to-speech. At the end of the episode, the guys start abusing the text-to-speech in the exact same way by just spamming letters and cutting audio.
--->'''<[=MJones=]>''': [[AC:i hate you all]]\\
'''<[=GavinoFree=]>''': [[AC:kill me]]
* Episode 296 - Sky Factory Part 35
** The whole episode is dedicated to the in-game marriage of [[HoYay Michael and Gavin]]. However, since [[spoiler:Ryan]] has possession of the ring, he has to marry Gavin instead. To get out of it, he tries [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings casting the ring into the slag furnace]].
*** [[spoiler:Ryan]] tries to find any way to at least ''delay'' the impending nuptials by suggesting a cake testing. At that exact moment, Gavin was calling him over to look at their three-tiered wedding cake. [[spoiler:Ryan]]'s stunned and then immediately disappointed that its not them on top.
** Gavin asks if anyone's ordained.
--->'''Jeremy''': I was, but a [[NoodleIncident blood experiment went horribly wrong and I'm now Geoff.]][[note]]Jeremy is using Geoff's account for this episode.[[/note]]
*** Then Gavin asks if somebody wants to message Gus, who actually is ordained in real life... and he turns up! They need a presence for him in the game though, and Gavin decides on a miniature of [=R2-D2=] that he makes with Decocraft.
** During the actual ceremony, Michael and Gavin attempt to exchange the rings. However, when they throw the rings to each other, they immediately get pulled to Ryan due to his Ring of Magnetism.
--->'''[=Michael=]''': Will you just let us be fucking happy?!\\
** There's another special guest aside from Gus:
--->'''[=Gus2-D2=]''': Does anyone object to-\\
'''[[spoiler:Lindsay]]''': I do, object!\\
'''[=Everyone=]''': ''Various yells of "Oh!"''\\
'''[=Gus2-D2=]''': There's an objection!\\
'''[[spoiler:Lindsay]]''': Nah, it's cool. [[spoiler: Polygamy!]]
** The ceremony takes place on the Jermey's blood altar simply because it qualifies as an altar. Gavin starts decorating it with wedding appropriate (sort of) items from deco craft making it lose some of its menace. Jeremy complains that it was once a place people were sacrificed.
** Once again, there are monsters all over the chicken farm because Geoff was building his wall and neglected to put torches down. Jeremy fixes this...
*** ...but then stops partway through building a chicken statue to attend the wedding, creating what amounts to a monster spawner in the middle of the farm. Thankfully the only casualty is the example chicken Jeremy was using.
*** At the very end of the episode, Jeremy decides to leave a welcome back gift for Geoff: All of the dragons inside his walled-off farm.
** Gavin builds a literal shithouse, complete with toilet, urinal, sink, and bath. Jeremy promptly tries to burn it down and Ryan gets blamed.
--->'''Ryan''': Did you make a shit[ty] house?\\
'''Jeremy''': [[MetaphoricallyTrue Well... yeah, you're more right than you know.]]
* Episode 297 - Sky Factory Part 36:
** Geoff is back and is now equipped with a full set of [[spoiler: draconic armour]] that Jeremy was using last episode. He immediately dies in the void and requires help from Ryan to get it back.
*** He starts the episode deliberately not looking at the farm because he's afraid to see what mayhem has been wrought. The dragons aggravate him, the skeleton he finds enrages him, and the chicken statue makes him suspicious. Jeremy's track record makes it hard for Geoff to believe he genuinely did something nice.
** Geoff abandons his dragon-infested farm to start a new life elsewhere. He flies off into the void, puts down an Angel Block, and immediately panics because he can't find a single black block floating in the sky at night. Ryan has to rescue him.
*** Michael notes that he is now a Simple Nomad.
*** Geoff is dismayed to find out that Ryan set himself a teleport point to Geoffs' new area while rescuing him, but then quickly decides to use this as an opportunity to have Ryan deliver him supplies he needs to live. They note that Ryan's gone from being Google to being Amazon.
** Jeremy spends the entire episode lost in the Shadow Realm, i.e., reinstalling the game after his computer crashed the previous week.
** Jack comments on Geoff's poor "fatherless chickens". Ryan launches into a parody of "Suddenly Seymour" from ''Film/LittleShopOfHorrors'', while Jack provides backing vocals.
** The newly married couple start building their own marital house, with debates over whether to decocraft a baby or not. Things get heated towards the end which isn't helped when Lindsay starts playing house breaker, both figuratively and literally.
** Lindsay decides to get rid of Geoff's backlog of unneeded eggs by building a glass tube that drops the hatchlings onto a diamond spike. She gifts the newly christened "baby murderer" to Ryan - he approves.
* Episode 298 - Sky Factory Part 37:
** Geoff leaves his new home to return for Millicent the chicken and gets lost on the way back.
** Geoff eventually starts talking to Chicken Millie.
--->'''Michael''': Oh man... This may have taken a sad turn.
** Jeremy momentarily forgets that he can make trees grow faster by humping them. The other mock him for forgetting how to hump, and Jeremy [[RunningGag accidentally activates Sticky Keys]] while humping his apple trees.
** Ryan sets the Lad Den as a teleport destination and calls it "The Fuck Hole".
** Jeremy flies his dragon (which he's named Blood Drop) over to Geoff's new home. Geoff freaks out.
--->'''Geoff''': I didn't order that!
* Episode 299 - Sky Factory Part 38:
** [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Gavin's footage vanished.]] Just as well, because he spends most of the episode continuing to go nuts with Decocraft.
** Everyone's puzzled as to why Gavin's solar panels are completely empty and no longer generating any power. Turns out that they built the Lad Den directly above said solar panels and blocked all their incoming light. Gavin describes it as reaching the end of his first character arc (i.e. the quest for solar power) and immediately ruining it with the next one.
*** Their reaction is even funnier, as Gavin, Jeremy and Ryan all realize it in the same moment, and Ryan is so outraged he can't even find the words.
---->'''Gavin''': ''*looking up*'' Ohhhh.\\
'''Ryan''': ''*looks up*'' Did you--\\
'''Gavin''': ''*laughing*''\\
'''Jeremy''': Oh, Gav, you idiot!\\
'''Ryan''': Did you ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuckers]]'' build--\\
'''Jeremy''': You built the Lad Pad over the solar panels!\\
'''Michael''': Ohhh.\\
'''Gavin''': We ''eclipsed'' the solar panels!
** Ryan gets upgraded from being Amazon to being an amalgamation of Amazon, Uber, and Lyft.
** Geoff proudly shows off the stepladder he built to reach high places. Ryan points out that he can fly.
** Jack puts a chance cube in the middle of the Lad Den as a "gift" and encourages Gavin to open it. [[spoiler:It contains TNT that promptly detonates, blowing a decent-sized hole in the wall.]]
*** For bonus points, [[spoiler:it was TNT surrounded by diamonds; it was ''literally'' [[StealthPun Nice Dynamite]].]]
** To troll both Gavin and Jack, Jeremy veinmines the clay out from underneath one of Jack's chance cube domes. He promptly drops his AIOT into the void. He makes a new one, does some more veinmining, and instantly drops it ''again''.
** Jack spends a good portion of the episode putting torches in the village he spawned via giant chance cube. Ryan manages to spawn two additional villages on top of it, erasing all of Jack's torches.
*** For added hilarity, when Ryan spawns the first of his two, it causes everyone's framerates to drop immensely... apart from Geoff, who spends the whole time groaning and humping a tree. [[spoiler:As Jack points out afterwards, he was trying to grow a redwood sapling, which won't grow from a single space.]]
** Since the next episode is episode 300, and the proper version of Achievement City is ''still'' broken, Geoff, Gavin, Trevor and Matt have a meeting scheduled to work out what they can do with it. Gavin moans that if he knew that building Achievement City would eventually lead to a meeting about it, he'd never have done it in the first place.
** Geoff tells a story about how Millie's closet was flooded for two days before she told him about it.
---> '''Geoff''': ''You didn't tell me 'til now?!''
---> '''Millie''': ''Well, I wasn't sure if I did it or not.''
* Episode 300 - Sky King Ryan:
** Geoff spends the entire episode putting signs on walls, the throne, other players' towers, etc. [[spoiler:At one point Jeremy wins a gold block and almost places it in the wrong spot because Geoff messed around with their signs.]]
** One challenge is a giant redwood tree that everyone must climb. They start to complain about how dark it is at the base of the tree. Ryan, who has Night Vision due to his Draconic armour, doesn't see the problem.
*** Gavin says he's amazed that no one set the tree on fire while they were climbing. Ryan thinks it's an excellent suggestion and starts some fires. The first one being right under Gavin.
** One of the challenges is to break chance cubes until [[MythologyGag a mooshroom spawns]]. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs It looks like something straight out of an acid trip]], with [[EverythingsBetterWithRainbows rainbows]], flying slimes, [[HumanLadder silverfish on top of endermites on top of more silverfish]], and [[RainOfSomethingUnusual cats and dogs falling from the heavens]] to name a few, all while [[SoundtrackDissonance mellow music is playing in the background.]]
** After the gang goes through the portal to the throne room and Ryan has them put away their inventory, Gavin promptly divorces Michael by throwing away his ring.
* Episode 301 - Sky Factory Part 40:
** Apparently there was an argument over whether Sky King Ryan [[SeriousBusiness counted as being part 39 of Sky Factory.]]
** Early on, Ryan and Jack are talking about the Fusion Crafter, and someone makes a FusionDance joke - while the editors put graphics up of Trevor and a jar of alfredo sauce fusing to form Alfredo.
* Episode 302 - Sky Factory Finale (Part 41):
** While Jeremy does some hand cranking, there's suddenly an explosion. Gavin was trying to shoot him with the death ray but ended up shooting with the lens of destruction instead.
*** He later attempts to get Lindsay to shoot her own donut stand with the lens of destruction, but this fails because Lindsay keeps [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny getting distracted]].
** ''The ending.'' After some teething issues, the draconic reactor is up and running. [[spoiler:Then [[{{Troll}} Gavin]] snipes the injector out from underneath it. In the ensuing chaos Jeremy breaks one of the stabilizers causing a meltdown and a three minute timer. Everybody flies into a panic; Ryan and Jeremy desperately trying to fix it, while Jack and Michael go to try and save the dragons; all while Geoff keeps asking and getting no answer to the question as to why everybody's shouting. Then... the EarthShatteringKaboom.]]
--->'''Geoff''': You know what, Chicken Millie? I got a good feeling about this place. I think we've finally found a new [[spoiler:*''KilledMidsentence''*]]
** For extra funny, this reaction to one of the completely out of context to Geoff things said
--->'''Jack''': I'm saying goodbye to my world.
--->'''Geoff''': YOU'RE SAYING ''GOODBYE!?!''
*** Followed by a somber credits sequence, over a screen with a single gravestone in the sky. [[spoiler:Immediately driven into MoodWhiplash for TheStinger, when it briefly cuts to Geoff's gravestone next to [[CrossesTheLineTwice a floating]] [[InstantRoast cooked chicken]].]]
** The ''game itself'' informs the Hunters that they should run when [[spoiler:the reactor starts to overload]].
* Episode 303 - Ya Dead, Ya Dead (Part 1)
** The premise of this new Minecraft series? Nine Achievement Hunters in a new world, playing Hardcore Survival mode. Anyone that dies is KilledOffForReal. Half the hilarity, of course, comes from the sheer panic when someone's hearts get low, and this applies to every episode.
** Gavin defines starvation as "You run out of tummy."
** Several minutes in, Lindsay places a tree sapling and, apparently out of muscle memory from Sky Factory, begins humping it to make it grow, even though that's not going to do anything anymore.
** The first casualty, to nobody's particular surprise, is [[spoiler:Lindsay]], who is caught by a zombie while looking at their inventory and is promptly pummeled to death.
*** Michael takes it upon himself to honor their fallen comrade with a tombstone sign by Lindsay's Tree of Life, which gets renamed to the Tree of Life & Death. At the end of the episode, claiming to have received the request in a seance, he renames it again to [[spoiler:the Tree of [[{{Pun}} Wife]]]].
** Jack finds an Enderman while caving. When it's suggested he kill it, his response is simply "Fuck that!"
** Jeremy's in the caves mining, when he comes across Gavin doing the same thing. He immediately huffs and starts laughing because his apparent instinct is to angrily huff.
** This is Alfredo's first time playing Minecraft and so he's using the default Steve skin. When asked what skin he thinks he'll use when he chooses one, Alfredo suggests something 'sleek', and then is asked if maybe he might go with [[Creator/RayNarvaezJr a guy wearing a tuxedo]], to which Alfredo seems honestly interested.
** This exchange when Michael remarks how he expected someone to die in the first twenty minutes:
--> '''Jack''': You'd figure after recording over three hundred episodes of Minecraft, we'd have a general idea of what we're doing.
--> '''Michael''': Not all of us, Jack.
--> '''Alfredo''': ''(to himself in amazement)'' I made a stone pickaxe!
--> '''Jack''': Okay, point taken, Michael.
* Episode 304 - Tree Boys (YDYD Part 2)
** At the beginning Gavin wonders the origin of the phrase "to take with a grain of salt". Lindsay provides the answer, via spooky ghost-voice with everyone making spooky noises at the end of her statement. Jeremy thanks the seance while Geoff just loses his shit at the voice.
** Jack tidies up the chest at the start of the episode by moving all the material to a second chest and asks the others to stop making so many wooden tools - something that he later discovers the others have completely ignored his requests for. Gavin says that he should be putting the rules on signs for the others, then directs Jack to a rule he just made up and put on a sign. [[spoiler:It says "No excessive rule making"]]. Jack admits that it was ActuallyPrettyFunny.
** Halfway through, Gavin cheerfully [[TemptingFate remarks that he hasn't been in any real danger]] all video. "You just summoned your own death," Michael lampshades. [[spoiler:Amazingly, despite being reduced to a ''single heart'' by a swarm of spiders - an encounter which sends him screaming back to the house - he survives the whole video.]]
** Gavin in general [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] quite a bit this episode. This prompts jokes from the guys about how he has to stay alive so that their view count stays up.
** Ryan miscalculates during his underground expedition and, after some mob encounters, ends up stuck in the caves with no torches, no food and a heart and a half left. He finally resolves to just dig his way to the surface, but doesn't dare break through completely until sunrise, lest he encounter a mob. He's forced to wait until dawn, listening to the sound of chickens that are so close, yet hopelessly out of reach.
** Yet another fatality this video: [[spoiler:[[WeHardlyKnewYe Jeremy's parrot]]]], who runs afoul of a creeper in a jungle temple. Unfortunately for him, this happened during [[spoiler:Gavin's above-mentioned screaming session]], so no-one noticed until he clarified it.
** The amount of doors in the shack's entrance corridor gets out of hand.
** Alfredo spends most of the second half of the episode digging out a basement and filling it with buttons.
* Episode 305 - Gavin Two (YDYD Part 3)
** Two minutes into the video, Ryan is taking joke potshots at Gavin. [[TooDumbToLive Gavin, who happens to be standing on a one-block-wide bridge,]] [[TemptingFate helpfully gives Ryan aiming assistance.]] What happens? [[spoiler:You guessed it, Ryan scores a direct hit and knocks Gavin off the bridge to his death far below.]]
--->'''Jack''': The audience is gonna fucking ''love you'', Ryan.
*** He spends a large part of the episode protesting that he [[spoiler:didn't mean to ''kill'' Gavin, just shoot him]]. The guys aren't buying it.
** Alfredo discovers [[spoiler:the crafting recipe for TNT, and starts building Plan G 2.0 underneath the base.]]
*** Eventually this gets him struck by HoistByHisOwnPetard - [[spoiler:while killing creepers for more gunpowder, he gets too close and blows up.]]
*** Trevor, figuring out what he can do now that [[spoiler: almost everyone is dead, calls upon the ghost of Alfredo. Rather than using the ghost voice, Alfredo screams in pain the entire time he is called back to the land of the living.]]
** Geoff builds [[spoiler:a replacement Gavin out of wool.]]
*** Then he gets attacked by a Verne. [[spoiler:He hits it a few times, but is apparently so bewildered by the fact that it's not dying that [[EpicFail he dies himself]].]]
** Jack [[FailedASpotCheck Fails A Spot Check]] and misses an approaching creeper, which is camouflaged by the house's sugarcane patch. [[spoiler:Gavin's ghost camera captures the moment as the creeper detonates behind him, launching him into the air and ''killing him from the fall damage''.]]
** Jeremy starts following Ryan aggressively [[spoiler:for killing Gavin]] so Ryan builds up a tower to get away from him [[spoiler: Jeremy shoots him off it, causing him [[KarmicDeath to fall to his death]]]] much to Michaels dismay.
*** The entire mini-meltdown Jeremy has is pretty funny too in a very tragic way. After mourning at the woollen Gavin, Jeremy then starts his aggressive following of Ryan saying nothing but "It wasn't his time!" which leads to [[spoiler:the above-mentioned KarmicDeath]]. He then starts demanding to know where Trevor is (up in the sky on his tower) while Michael suggests that his fellow Lad has lost it. [[spoiler:All the while you can hear the 'dead' others laughing in the background. Gavin's ghost even goes up to Jeremy and kisses him on the head]].
** In a mix of hilarious and tear jerker, Trevor and Jeremy [[spoiler: build all the way up to the build limit, then [[DrivenToSuicide jump off of it to their deaths.]]]] That's the hilarious part. The tear jerker comes from [[spoiler: [[SoleSurvivor Michael]]]] lamenting his situation immediately thereafter.
** Michael spends the entire video completely lost. He also considers [[spoiler:death by mob so he can be together with Gavin in death. Not Lindsay, though]].
*** The rest try to convince him to not go through with this, asking what [[spoiler:Gavin]] would want. He succinctly replies [[spoiler:Gavin would want him dead, too]].
* Episode 306 - Michael's Epic Journey (YDYD Part 4)
** While the episode is mostly a combination of TearJerker and DownerEnding, there are still a couple of funny moments.
** Michael recalls Alfredo being told not to jump on the farm, then jumps about all over it himself.
** Michael mourns for his dead wife, and his [[HoYay dead husband]], and vows to start a kingdom where polygamy is legal.
** After Michael abandons the base, it becomes overgrown, structures collapse, and eventually, [[BrickJoke Alfredo's TNT blows up]].
** [[spoiler:50 years later, Michael dies of shock and old age. He starts rising to Heaven... then plummets into Hell, where his beloved wife Lindsay is married to a zombie pigman. Also his reward for surviving until he died naturally was retaining his crippled old body, while everyone else who died young is still young ''and'' everyone's had some [[AHellOfATime pretty rocking adventures]] in Hell, which Michael won't get to take part in since, again, he's eternally stuck as a geriatric.]]
* Episode 307 - Achieveland
** The journey to find a build-area has them camp out overnight in the middle of a pass between two mountains, fending off monsters all night. At one point Alfredo decides to punch an Enderman, then runs all around the area as Ryan and others attempt to kill ''it'' before it can kill Alfredo.
** The first bickering of the episode is Ryan and Gavin still talking about what happened in part three of YDYD, with Gavin continuing to hold a grudge over [[spoiler: Ryan killing him]] and Ryan trying to defend himself, though the best defense he can come up with is that [[spoiler: he overestimated how much fall damage he would take, which everyone else doesn't really accept.]]
** At one point Gavin accidentally says 'Jack' instead of 'Michael' and then follows up by telling Jack "I didn't want to talk to you." causing the others to break into laughter.
** Gavin asks what differentiates a fact from a factoid, and follows it up by suggesting that any word ending in 'oid' is a bad thing. Geoff asks if that includes [[SoundEffectBleep *BLEEP*]]... and then that spawns a minute and a half of [[ClusterBleepBomb almost constant bleeping]].
--->'''Alfredo''': Next thing you're gonna start labelling *BLEEP*.\\
{{Beat}}\\
'''Everybody else''': Ohhh, ''Alfredo!''\\
'''Michael''': That's even worse, 'cause you're part *VERY LONG BLEEP*! How dare you!\\
'''Jack''': ''Jesus Christ''.
** Trevor talks about how he can Bowie-ise any song and then askes for suggestions. The minute he does he then goes "Okay, now I need to remember what David Bowie sounds like..." The others break into hysterical laughter.
*** Furthermore, an attempt to sound like [[Music/TheBeatles Ringo Starr]] ends up sounding more like [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie Griffin]] than anything else.
** Gavin's "house" starts as what appears to be a modern art installation coating a massive section of the mountain's wall... which happens to be separated from Trevor's house by about two blocks. He ends up in a prolonged argument over zoning, during which he breaks Trevor's window; starts stealing room by building into his house; and yells at Ryan for walling off a waterfall in the middle of a field, claiming it's his water feature.
** In an episode entirely about starting over with a new area, guess who makes absolutely no progress on building a house for themselves?
--->'''[[spoiler:Jack]]''': Alright, time to start building a house.\\
'''Gavin''': So we're uh, we're uh, over an hour\\
'''Michael''': Time to, yeah, end the video.
* Episode 308 - Beachside Property (Achieveland #2)
** The video opens with Trevor pretending to dig up Matt, while claiming that he was buried there the whole time and would have stayed there forever if Trevor hadn't found him.
** Trevor and Matt go on a tour, with the first stop being the "national monument" of underground sugar cane which led to Achievement Cove's founding. And while talking about how it's to be preserved, a Creeper walks up and nearly blows the thing sky high.
*** Before that the second Trevor takes Matt on the tour he's sniped by a skeleton right in front of Matt.
** Geoff sets signs on the stairs to his home: "NO" "STOP" "SERIOUSLY, LEAVE".
** After a couple of nights of getting ambushed and murdered by mobs at night, Geoff declares that they need to get beds so they can get away from the mobs. This leads to the team mostly hunkering up in Trevor's home and the awkwardness of such a thing.
*** Matt suggests putting Keep Inventory on so they don't lose everything -- Michael having bitched about losing his shit for quite a while -- only for everybody else to shout him down for his "rampant cheating".
** Alfredo discovers [[RunningGag stone buttons]].
** Trevor's long since finished his house, so he begins wandering around the area before ultimately trying to give "housewarming gifts" to everyone. These tend to involve him growing massive mushrooms in their houses.
*** Jack threatens to break his house and Geoff ''pulls out a sword'' when Trevor breaks part of his ceiling.
*** When he tries it on Matt however, it doesn't work since Matt's house is completely in the sun.
** Lindsay talks about Iris' emerging curiosity, including trying to shove her hand into Lindsay's mouth trying to get her teeth, being freaked out by people with beards and admiring smooth-faced people.
** The entire gang breaking into a group singing of "[[Music/{{Alphaville}} Forever]] [[ParallelPornTitles Cum]]".
--->'''Trevor''': We are weird.
*** Made even funnier by the fact that Jeremy clearly meant it as a quick gag, then Geoff ran with it, everyone joined in, and then Lindsay pushed it even further. By the end of it Jeremy's just laughing hysterically.
** Lindsay muses she's at risk of a stroke and people will likely mistake it for just another bit. Everyone will think she just died due to overcommittment to her act.
** Geoff declares an end to the video, the screen cuts to black... and then cuts back to Matt shouting in shock as a Creeper blows up the center of his construction site.
--->'''Michael''': Matt! The video is over!
* Episode 309 - Messin' With Jacksquatch (Achieveland #3)
** Gavin gets the gang to play a little game, trying not to talk over one another or they would have to pay someone a dollar. Their speech is quick, stilted and awkward. Ultimately, Jeremy gives up and we get this wonderful moment:
--->'''Jeremy:''' I-I really... I'm just not talking like that... I just got a raise, I can afford a dollar. (''everyone bursts into laughter'')\\
'''Michael:''' Brag about it, fucking Jeremy! Look at me! Look at me! Mother fucker!\\
'''Lindsay:''' Big spender over here!\\
'''Gavin:''' You got a raise?\\
'''Ryan:''' Captain Moneybags...\\
'''Lindsay:''' Congratulations, Kat; you got a sugar daddy.\\
'''Trevor:''' (''sing-songy'') Take one dollar, off his pay check.\\
'''Michael:''' Please, I'm sorry. I was confused. I was calling you Jeremy Dooley, not Jeremy BRAG!
** Trevor and Alfredo continue to troll the living hell out of Jack, invading his home and his basement. Their constant talk about dusk ends up giving them the nickname "Dusk Boys".
*** Eventually, Michael comes to the conclusion (after it comes to light that they sealed up Jack's hole as he was mining) that the Dusk Boys are ComicStrip/{{Dennis the Menace|US}}, and Jack is Mr. Wilson.
** At one point, Alfredo traps Gavin in a glass bubble. In order to get Matt's attention to see, Gavin calls him "[=AxialTwat=]".
--->'''Matt''': (very pissed) Alright, first of all, don't- don't appreciate that. Second of all, '''say please''', right?! I-it's super simple! (sees Gavin sealed in a glass bubble) That's great, you look like a fucking idiot, see you later.\\
'''Jack''': Is everyone drunk?!
** Gavin and Trevor's zoning argument goes out of control as they start arguing over who owns the property. In the midst of the argument, Gavin accidentally kills Matt, who starts beating Gavin so he can get his shit back.
*** Later still, Trevor realizes that Gavin has continued to encroach into his house, destroying a window in the process.
** Alfredo annoys another Enderman. This time no one jumps in to save him and he ends up on the partially built second level of Jack's house as the Enderman circles the walls. He then discovers it can teleport and begins running from it, [[SuperPersistentPredator with it following him everywhere he goes]].
** For a while, everyone thinks they're going crazy because there's a weird low whining noise and they can't work out who's doing it, since everybody seems to be able to talk at the same time. Lindsay invites the editor to look at the audio waveforms to find out the truth. [[spoiler:It's actually her.]]
** The title of the episode comes from Michael, who names it that after all the trolling done to poor Jack by Trevor and Alfredo.
*** Gavin makes mention of the original video of that title from years ago, saying that despite having only just filmed it he feels bad about it. When Michael mentions that it didn't stop him winking at the camera at the time, Gavin replies "Well you've got to do a cheeky wink, haven't you?"
** Lindsay builds the roof to her and Michael's house ''very'' low, which annoys Michael.
** After looking for cactus for the better part of two episodes, Jeremy finally finds a desert biome flush with cacti, ''10,000'' blocks away. A long discussion about whether to cheat and use a teleport ends with Jeremy deciding to accept. Jack teleports him, intending to give a welcome back gift... only for Jeremy to break and steal one of his furnaces.
** Everyone makes fun of Alfredo when he misspells "touche" as "toche".
* Episode 310 - Chomping List
** The episode starts with Gavin revealing he can use the shovel to effectively cut the grass and claiming he did it around Michael and Lindsay's home. They don't seem too happy.
** The gang argues over how long they should take with this episode.
** Gavin asks if they need to collect "villager meat" and almost kills a villager before Ryan tells him not to.
** While fishing, Michael is able to catch a fish, but as he's reeling it, the line turns to the left and lets Gavin get the fish instead. Michael growls out "You motherfucker..." and goes to beat up Gavin to get it back.
** As Gavin is passing him by, just for giggles Michael casts his fishing line at him... and, to his surprise, actually hooks him! Cue Gavin running around with Michael's line tethered to him for a few minutes.
* Episode 311 - Bone Tax (Achieveland #4)
** The title of the episode comes from Jeremy demanding bone so he can make bone meal, proclaiming that it's "bone tax". He even threatens to kill people if he doesn't get it.
** Matt gets his headset plugged in, deafening everyone by the burst of static. When everybody tells at him he claims he ''has'' to plug it in, completely ignoring that what they were actually yelling was to ''warn'' them.
*** Then when he finally joins the game, Gavin greets him as "Matt Brank" which makes everyone laugh. Everyone then just has fun saying [[InherentlyFunnyWords Brank]] for a bit.
** Jack is surprised by a Creeper who was waiting outside his house. Lindsay suggests that the Creeper was a Girl Scout, and tells Jack to buy some Thin Mints.
** When Gavin throws an egg at Alfredo and it hatches a baby chicken they decide that it now needs a name. Gavin asks "What is the thinnest sauce?" and Jack quips "Water."
** Gavin takes too long trying to find a bed ([[FailedASpotCheck when they have tons of them]]), that the sun rises before Gavin can find one.
** The team just takes the shit out of ''WebAnimation/XRayAndVav'':
*** Jeremy expresses his confusion on one of the lyrics, making the others suggest he write the theme song if they bring it back.
*** Gavin's surprised that the show lasted for two seasons, thinking the first four episodes were just part of the first season. He, then, suggests just skipping season 3 and going to 4.
** Gavin gets everyone talking about "YDYD" with this thought-provoking line: "Did anyone think I was real?"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Gavin's commenting on the fact that many viewers of the YDYD videos accused the Achievement Hunters of scripting the deaths, thus the reason why it only lasted four episodes.[[/labelnote]]
** Gavin almost says Jack's house is ugly and then remembers the monstrosity that is his house.
** Michael is not only confused by the cut grass (which we know is Gavin doing it), but is bothered by how uneven the house is positioned.
** The crew try to explain what a 'dumbwaiter' is to Jeremy.
** Lindsay comments that she wants to show ''Film/{{Hellraiser}}'' to Iris. Gavin is appalled, which lead to more jokes about his foreignness, and quickly turns to GallowsHumor when the topic of calling emergency services came up.[[labelnote:*]]Gavin and Meg survived a home invasion at the beginning of the year.[[/labelnote]]
--->'''Gavin''': I've never had to dial 999.\\
'''Jack''': What about 911?\\
'''Gavin''': Oh, a bunch!
** During the "emergency services" conversation, Lindsay brings up an incident from her college days when she was flashed by an elderly Hispanic man, to Alfredo's dismay. ("Why'd you have to be Hispanic? Goddamn...")
--->'''Michael''': And then, years later, who knew we'd hire Alfredo?\\
'''Lindsay''': See, you can't say stuff like that, because [[CloudCuckoolander the way my memory works]], now I'm gonna remember Alfredo doing it.\\
'''Michael''': Next podcast: "Remember when Alfredo flashed me?! Remember that?!"
** Gavin asks Jack what he would do to change his name to "Cumgar". This quickly goes into such a weird conversation over it.
* Episode 312 - The Eggsorcism of House Jones (Achieveland #5)
** The titular Eggsorcism is the blessing of the Joneses' beachside house. After calling for the most priest-like of the Achievement Hunters - they choose Matt, because he LooksLikeJesus - they attend as he "blesses" the house with a gibberish incantation and a whole lot of tossed eggs. Then one of the eggs knocks Lindsay's painting off the wall, and Michael beats the unfortunate priest out of the house with a diamond sword.
-->'''Michael''': Lindsay brought in the fucking crazy, drunk priest from ''Sunny'' that pissed in the water.
** A discussion about softcore porn and whether it covers ones that includes just playing with tits. They also wonder if fetish porn really counts as porn.
--->'''Lindsay''': If a dick comes in the woods and nobody's there to watch it...
*** While discussing cooking shows later, they call ''Epic Meal Time'' the Hustler of food porn. Lindsay prefers softcore food porn.
** In the process of building his house, Matt spots a tiny strip of black and green clipping through a corner. Curiously, [[SchmuckBait he breaks a hole in the wall]]... and sure enough, there's a Creeper staring at him. Matt has just enough time to let out a [[OhCrap gasp of alarm]] and stumble back before it detonates and vaporizes a sizeable piece of wall.
** Matt makes Jeremy a room for himself -- a tiny alcove inside the massive house with a Rimmy Tim carpet, a window, and a bed crammed directly under an arch. Everyone starts comparing it to Harry Potter's cupboard as a kid.
* Episode 313 - Wipeout X
** The episode starts out with Geoff talking about Gavin and Dan's inability to know who Cardi B was.
** When Jeremy starts talking about the original Wipeout, Ryan claims he wasn't even born yet!
** Thanks to Geoff missing his minecart, their passage along the new railway to get to Wipeout X's build zone ends up with people bouncing back and forth off each other along the track.
*** Lindsay's capture didn't take, so they replaced it with a kid's drawing of Lindsay on the rails.
** Ryan jumps into the 1x1 hole they have to land in to finish and begins bobbing up and down. Every time he sees Lindsay, she's holding something different before he panics and yelps "NO NO! DON'T DO IT!" when she has a dirt block in her hands.
** Up first is Gavin! [[spoiler:He gets stuck at the ''second obstacle''. For ''five minutes''. And no one can figure out what he's doing wrong.]]
*** Even funnier considering that he and Geoff built the original Wipeout, and never genuinely competed in it - and in this one they score [[spoiler:over ten minute and over twenty minute times respectively.]]
** Geoff is second. [[spoiler:He spends almost ten minutes stuck on the platforming obstacle. Jeremy and Matt consider taking pity on him and setting a time limit for him to run out. Jeremy even blocks some of the arrows from firing at him.]]
*** While waiting for Geoff, Ryan mentions that Gavin had a very fortuitous nature in [[spoiler:crossing the platforming obstacle]].
** Gavin asks Jeremy and Matt if they came up with names for the obstacles, as he did with the ones for the original Wipeout map. Jeremy supplies the first two with the names "Ladders of Slip" and "Jeremy's Big Balls" and promises to name the others later. When he declares the name of the 'punch wall' to be the "Gloves of Biff", Gavin is in hysterics, saying [[ActuallyPrettyFunny it tickled him.]] Matt subsequently names another obstacle "Shooty Shooty Booty Booty".
** Geoff snarkily calls Matt "Science Guy", prompting an off-key riff on Bill Nye the Science Guy, complete with Matt spinning around like the opening credits.
** One of the obstacles involves minecarts, which end up in the water if they're passed successfully or not. A tower of carts begins building on some blocks that were placed on the surface. Later, out of curiosity, Matt dives down underwater and drinks a potion of nightvision to discover a graveyard of drowned minecarts.
* Episode 314 - Wipeout X Part 2
** The episode starts with the revelation that Geoff had to take a day off after his painful time last episode.
** Matt approaches Ryan with a diamond axe, telling him to stop fiddling with the lamps.
** First up is Jack! He crosses the first two obstacles so perfectly that he completely forgets that [[spoiler:he shouldn't jump into the water at the third part]].
*** Reaching the "Shooty Shooty Booty Booty", the gang realizes the so-called "shortcut" that Gavin and Geoff kept taking isn't a shortcut at all.
** Next up is Michael. He proceeds to be the first person to [[spoiler:Completely miss the jump before the "Gloves of Biff".]] [[spoiler: AND the frst person to miss the jump ''after'' the "Gloves of Biff", too.]]
** Lindsay... is Lindsay. [[spoiler:She does, however, beat Geoff's time by two minutes. Ryan repeatedly chants for her to beat Geoff.]]
*** Because her capture is ''still'' messed up, Michael and Lindsay swap computers. They suggest to the editor to superimpose Lindsay's avatar over Michael's, leading to a cartoony Kazooie sprite over Michael's character.
** As the gang head over to their houses to place the Tower at the winner's house, Gavin takes a shortcut by making holes in Matt's house.
* Episode 315 - Ghastly Betrayal
** The gang intends to earn an Achievement by bringing a Ghast from the Nether through a portal back to the overworld (the team decides to use fishing rods for this), and then killing it there. It sounds simple in theory, but things go pear-shaped in every possible way - Ghasts being uncooperative, Ghasts getting caught on things, Ghasts escaping, Ghasts ''despawning'', other Ghasts accidentally killing the Ghasts the team have hooked, and Ghasts being pulled through the giant portal on the Nether side but not appearing back in the overworld due to wonky portal physics, all while the team is frantically running around, shouting and screaming at each other, and trying desperately not to get killed by the Ghasts they're dragging towards the portal. The sheer frantic, loud chaos that unfolds throughout this episode is truly a sight to behold...
** While everyone is getting ready, Michael takes notice of the spruced up bridge Lindsay made to their house... then starts complaining that she moved the gate.
** Ryan built a window into his floor that looks down upon the cove.
--->'''Ryan:''' This means they're all Edgars. ''[He lets out a devious laugh]''
** Since they need a lot of obsidian to make a massive portal, they go underground to turn a lava pit into obsidian. This proves to be quite a hassle as they somehow forget how to dump water over lava.
** While the gang mines obsidian, [[{{Troll}} Lindsay]] decides to scoop up a bucket of lava and pour it next to Ryan, burning him alive. In response, Ryan proceeds to teleport Lindsay high up into the air, letting her fall to her doom.
--->'''Ryan:''' Hey bird? ''Fly.''
* Episode 316 - Who Burned Gav's House Down? - Ghastly Betrayal #2
** The episode begins with Gavin and Geoff "trapped" between two doors.
** When Gavin tries to find his diamond sword when everyone's getting ready to go into the Nether, Geoff denies having seen it when Gavin finds it... only for the camera to zoom in on said sword.
** Having gotten the achievement, boredom sets in, and Geoff decides that he'll liven things up a bit by [[{{Troll}} setting a small fire on Gavin's house]] (which, now that it has a front wall, is a typically-Gavin wooden block in the middle of Achivement Cove). After a couple of minutes, he's had his fun, and both he and Ryan climb atop the wall to put the fire out. While they're doing this, ''someone else'' sets fire to the rest of the house, and the entire rest of the video is the Hunters attempting to put the fire out and rebuild, while Gavin despairs because he is convinced that Geoff did it and he can't find Geoff's house to burn it down in revenge.
--->'''[=YouTube=] comment''': I knew that [[CallBack flamethrower Gavin had gotten stolen]] would come back to haunt him.
*** During the firefighting efforts, Lindsay gets a bucket of water. She promptly drops the bucket into the fire, destroying the item.
*** Throughout the video, they call for the editor to reveal the truth, only for comments to pop up in the corner about how no, they'd much rather keep building suspense. It isn't until the very end that [[spoiler:the true arsonist is revealed to be none other than Michael.]]
** Gavin's "house" is more or less just a facade. The elaborate front wall is in front of the bizarre wood paneling he slapped on the cliffside; he doesn't even have a floor, as most of it is still grass and rock.
** In the early stages of the fire, Trevor spends a while tallying up all of the additional damage Gavin has inflicted on his home. He also reveals that the situaton got so bad he had to build an entirely new home.
* Episode 317 - Michael's Prison Village
** With a smaller team this time around, they decide to fix up Achievement Cove, especially Gavin's house. [[spoiler:In [[CallBack tribute]] to his Tower of Pimps back in Sky Factory, they write "GAY" on his roof.]]
** The gang decides to build a wall to keep any potential attackers outside the Cove. They want to make it less Creator/DonaldTrump and more ''Series/GameOfThrones'', but they realize it's probably the same thing.
*** The wall looks great... until it occurs to them that invaders could just climb the mountain on the other side of it. And they only walled off ''one'' entrance.
** [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Michael realizes they should try to block off the nearby village to screw with them and proceeds to do just that.]]
*** When the other guys start throwing out ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' and ''Film/TheTrumanShow'' as inspiration, Michael reveals his actual inspiration was Tōkajin from ''Manga/InuYasha''. Given he was keeping the miniature village to eventually ''eat'' them, this is even worse.
** Michael declares the village is now the Hell Prison and adds an upside-down glowstone cross to the wall. He then sheepishly asks Geoff it it might be a bit too much; the guys declare it's just a sword.
** Ryan notices that Matt went and made a creek nearby. Ryan complains that they now have to jump across to get to the Obsidian Gate before Geoff reassures him that he's not going to ''Literature/BridgeToTerabithia'' him.
** Jack trolls Matt by following him around and opening the side panels on all of his streetlights.
** While discussing the events of the previous video, [[spoiler:Michael]] declares he didn't ''want'' to set Gavin's house on fire. He was ''forced'' to do so by Gavin due to Gavin showing up and being himself.
--->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]''': We don't ''like'' salting him. It's ''awful'', it was a terrible experience for me when I burned down his house. But I had to do it.
** During the tour, the guys activate the lava dispensers. One spawns lava while the others just shoot out empty buckets.
** Matt starts making lamps out of lava to light up the town. When he places one next to Gavin's house, it accidentally [[RunningGag catches the house on fire.]] Appropriately, this happens just as the guys are discussing how they burned down Gavin's house.
* Episode 318: Drowning in Chickens (New Petting Zoo)
** The episode's title is due to the fact that Jack and Jeremy went into the barn's attic in Creative Mode and got a little crazy tossing eggs around, resulting in ''dozens'' of chickens populating the attic.
--->'''Matt:''' ''[laughs]'' You know, I should be mad at you, but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I'm really not, though.]]
** Later, when Jeremy respawns in the barn attic full of now-adult chickens, he happens to switch the grass seeds in his inventory to his hand. He is then mobbed by every single chicken in the attic, a ''sea'' of chickens surrounding him and pinning him against the wall, while Geoff [[TheHyena laughs hysterically]] at his misfortune.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Don't take out seeds! ''DON'T TAKE OUT SEEDS!!''
** Jeremy decides to clear up the chicken situation by leading a giant procession of chickens out of the barn and right into a protesting Jack's pen.
** Jeremy has a "pig" in his pen - a Zombie Pigman that wandered through the portal. Matt decides to allow it.
** The fact that Lindsay forgot she was in Creative Mode the entire time, and that (subsequently) no one else noticed.
* Episode 319: Codename: Hot Dog
** It's a mystery build where the boys are building a "hot dog". Trying not to use names for individual parts and calling ''those'' hot dogs as well just confuses everyone. [[spoiler:It's an airport]].
*** Not that they did a good job keeping it a secret, [[spoiler:[[ShaggyDogStory since Geoff popped in at one point and outright spoiled what they were doing]]]].
** Gavin finally notices the sign on top of his house. The guys all assure him it says [[BlatantLies GAV, not GAY]].
** Realizing he doesn't have a wand which is key to fast building now, Gavin is fully prepared to be useless... until the guys point out they're in ''Creative'' so he can just [[ForgotICouldFly grab one with the console]].
** While writing two 3's in the surface of the build, the guys are constantly redrawing both of them without paying attention to the changes being made on the other. It takes about three minutes for them to finally give up and have just ''one'' person make them both.
** The guys have a very in-depth discussion on exactly how the Dusk Boys need to to contort their necks and tongues to say "dusk" properly. After the inanity of demonstrating this without any video is pointed out, they grab a webcam just to show the guys saying dusk.
** The line "tell me now" gets tossed out when deciding whether to make a line dotted or dashed. Cue the guys each singing a different song to the tune of "I Want It That Way".
* Episode 320: [=ROYGBaa=] the Rainbow Sheep
** While Jeremy is discussing how the game works, Ryan takes notice that his pen has no sheep in it. As it turns out, it was ''struck by lightning beforehand''.
** At one point, Jack is distracted by a zombie burning to death in lava. [[spoiler:He turns around just as a Creeper blows up in his face, knocking him into said lava and killing him.]]
* Episode 321: The Water Boatman - [=ROYGBaa=] Part 2
** The episode starts off with Gavin singing through an autotuner keyboard. Michael instantly gets fed up and shatters it over his knee.
** Despite going in completely different directions, Ryan and Matt seem to be crossing the same biomes at the same time.
** At one point, Michael dies. He then can't escape from the spawn bed room because the door's bugged. Shortly afterwards Jeremy dies after completing his quest for cactus, and walks through the door effortlessly.
** Geoff farts on Gavin again. This time he doesn't even notice until Michael points it out.
** After the game finishes, Jeremy escapes towards Achievement Cove with his [[RunningGag purple and orange]] sheep. Especially because Michael wouldn't let him keep the two sheep after Gavin suggested killing all the sheep for food and wool.
* Episode 322 - Going Floor-Loco in Candy Land:
** The episode was filmed shortly after Off Topic and Last Call #138, so Michael and Jeremy are ''shitfaced'' off of Four Loko, while Jack, Gavin, Alfredo, and Matt are much more sober. Michael tells the audience to watch both episodes to see how drunk they got.
--->'''Michael:''' You ever play Candyland on Four Loko, bitches?
--->'''Jack:''' Jeremy's a little intoxicated right now.
*** Michael says he getting Taco Bell after filming, and Jeremy begs Jack to drive him to Taco Bell too.
--->'''Jack:''' Jeremy, if you get purple again you can take this little green bridge!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Jack, fuck off.\\
'''Jack:''' I'm taking you to Taco Bell, Jeremy!\\
'''Jeremy:''' I appreciate it!
*** The alcoholism eventually reaches the point where people start ''begging'' Jeremy to stop drinking Four Loko, especially after [[{{Squick}} he decides to suck Four Loko out of a Slime Ball that's been on the floor]].
** Matt built the Candyland board, and once again, Jeremy and Michael say [[RunningGag he found it.]]
*** Alfredo isn't pleased with the statue of him, so he redesigns it with a large cock and darker skin tone.
*** Matt didn't even build a copy of Gavin, just his head sticking out of a church.
*** Jack's copy is him being eaten by a shark, with Matt riding on top of the shark.
** Gavin makes a discovery:
--->'''Gavin''': (spotting Lindsay's statue) Oh, Jeremy, look, it's the Cocoa Puffs bird!\\
'''Jeremy''': (apropos of nothing) [[KickTheDog I don't wanna talk to you.]]\\
'''Gavin''': (clearly upset) ''Oh...''
** Gavin's first roll has him visiting Gramma Nutt. [[spoiler:He goes under the dress and makes a vagina in it.]] He also spends his time putting his creeper head in the various decorations on the map.
--->'''Gavin:''' [[CallBack Your grandson will be a great archer.]]
** Thanks to how shitfaced Jeremy and Michael are, there's [[TooMuchInformation a lot of oversharing]], like [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Jeremy's junk size]], an unfortunate sex dream he had, and Gavin telling the guys about an unfortunate encounter Dan had.
** The crew try to figure our whether a chocolate bar has expired. This leads to some confusion over whether 11/3/2018 meant March 11th or November 3rd, as they're in the States but the chocolate was from England. Michael says that [[InsaneTrollLogic the date on the wrapper magically changes from DDMMYY to MMDDYY once it arrives in America]].
** A bad roll sends Michael [[spoiler:back to the beginning of the board.]] When Gavin gets a bad roll, he has to go back a few spaces and comments that the roll wasn't so bad. GilliganCut to Michael [[spoiler: [[TranquilFury angrily sitting in lava.]]]]
*** However, it doesn't take long for [[spoiler:others to start being sent back to the beginning, with Jeremy in particular screaming "FUCK YOU, MATT!"]]; for the record, [[spoiler:[[KickTheSonOfABitch this includes Matt too]]]].
** By the end of the video, Jack has become so impatient with how long it's gone that he starts outright ''demanding'' people take their turn.
--->'''Jack''': Matt, go!
--->'''Matt''': (with Alfredo) Fra- hold on, I'm helping Fredy, (to Alfredo) you n-
--->'''Jack''': [[TookALevelInJerkass (cutting Matt off) Shut the fuck up!]]
** Jeremy, apropos of nothing, just starts singing "What a Wonderful World" a la Music/LouisArmstrong... right as Gavin managed to throw a Slime Ball ''right'' into his mug of Four Loko. And when Michael goes to take a picture of it, it's taken right as Jeremy is in the middle of singing "What a Wonderful World" again.
** After [[spoiler:Jeremy almost trips and falls over a chair to hand Gavin the mini-Tower of Pimps]], Gavin abruptly runs out of the room, [[spoiler:having ''just'' remembered he has to be on the [=RT=] Podcast]]. Alfredo succinctly sums it up:
--->'''Alfredo:''' What the fuck did we just film?
* Exotic Ore - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 2 (#324)
** Alfredo and Michael, looking for something to do build the house's second layer. It's one block longer than the lower level and at first the only access is from outside.
** Alfredo wanders off and finds a meteor which he christens 'the darkness' in awe. The others all theorise this is what happens to him when he's a lone Dusk Boy, separated from Trevor.
** Lindsay gets stuck in the stairs to the second level of the house and the others all try to work out which block she's glitched into (because she's offset slightly from where she's actually stuck on everyone's screen but hers). They eventually work it out, but timing has Jeremy leap at her shouting "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" at exactly the same time and they decide that he scared her free.
* Woke Up On Fire - Minecraft - Lava Wall X (#325)
** Matt is busy trying to rope the Lads and Gents inside the massive mountain that the event is taking place in. This includes Gavin and Matt trading jabs at each other, Gavin walking into lava and everyone fighting around the beds.
** While Matt is giving instructions, he tells everyone he's gonna give them five minutes to build. Turns out Ryan had already started to build.
** One of the items Matt gives everyone are Zombie Pigman Eggs, which are intended to attack the other team. Instead, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard they turn on their creators]], with Geoff being killed relentlessly by them.
** Gavin gets so fed up with the slow going, he actually stops his game to go watch the ''Things to Do in Minecraft'' video on how to build a TNT Cannon. And Jack finds out that they used it to blow up his old house in that video. Embarrassingly, Gavin, Jack and Jeremy attempt to pull this off and all three fail - Jack's triggered too soon, Gavin forgot his water and Jeremy's only hopped off into the next floor down.
*** It turns out that the TNT Cannons used don't work anymore in the latest version of Minecraft. Even if they did everything right according to their video, it wouldn't've worked anyway.
** [[CuttingTheKnot Gavin decides to just charge through the lava]]. [[CrazyEnoughToWork It works]] and it prompts Jack to do the same.
*** Immediately afterwards, a baby Zombie on a chicken attacks Geoff, much to his utter disbelief. He freaks out since [[spoiler:he's lost his tower by this point and he'd be eliminated if he was killed]].
--->'''Geoff:''' WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY A VERNE ON A CHICKEN?!
*** Gavin then gets the bright idea to [[spoiler:drink a potion of invisibility and sneak through the lava wall to set Jack's tower on fire]]. Matt watches disapprovingly the entire time, and Jack turns to see the [[spoiler:flaming invisible Gavin just before he burns to death]].
** Geoff is eventually taken out of the game because he got distracted by Trevor. He goes on to accuse him of working with the Lads.
** [[spoiler:Gavin]] gets eliminated [[SurprisinglySuddenDeath in a flash]] after having just checked on his Tower when [[spoiler:Jack]] spams him with fire charges. Geoff gleefully tells him to look around, and as [[spoiler:Gavin]] screams over the loss of his Tower, his teammates tell him to come and help them. Cue [[spoiler:Jack]] swiftly incinerating [[spoiler:Gavin]] with more charges, and his teammates calling him an idiot.
* Be I Pimping? - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 3 (#327)
** Everyone quickly splits into two teams - the miners looking to buy their freedom with diamonds and redstone (Michael, Lindsay and Alfredo) and the 'smart people' (Ryan, Jack and Jeremy).
** The title of the episode comes from when Ryan gets a pair of glowstone boots from a mob.
-->'''Lindsay:''' Not when you say it like that.
** Alfredo got given an iron sword and pickaxe at the start so he could mine diamonds and defend himself better. He lets it go to his head a little.
-->'''Alfredo:''' ''*fighting a skeleton, completely seriously*'' I'm a knight!
** The mining team comes across a second chasm in their explorations. Lindsay comes up with the sensible idea to sneak along edges so they don't fall into the lava; Michael then teaches Alfredo how to do it, and Alfredo promptly tests the idea out by sneaking along the edge above the lava rather than above solid ground.
* Duvet Bidet - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 4 (#328)
** When Lindsay mentions that she had sex with people before Michael, Gavin describes her as being on "some sort of duvet assault course." Though this confuses everyone, Lindsay is the most confused.
-->'''Lindsay:''' Duvets are for your ass, aren't they?\\
'''Everyone else:''' What!?\\
'''Lindsay:''' Bidet is what I'm thinking of, that's right. ''[everyone is in hysterics]''
** Early in the video, Lindsay is asked to build a fence in order to protect the machinery that Jack and Ryan are building from creepers. Lindsay places cobblestone down where the fence should go, and Michael (who is completely drunk) ends up building the fence himself. The intention of the fence is forgotten at some point in this process, and Michael ends up building the fence around the house, leaving the machinery still vulnerable. [[spoiler: Late in the video, a creeper explosion manages to take out all of the power generation for the machinery, leaving Ryan and Jack to wonder about where the fence is, and ''livid'' when they realize where the fence has been erected.]]
* We Dug Too Deep - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 6 (#330)
** A small group heads into the Nether. Alfredo has never been in the Nether before and freaks out at ''everything''.
** Alfredo runs up to the quarry, leaps over the edge and falls all the way down to the bottom without meaning to. Everyone else loses it. Then the quarry machine picks up Alfredo's grave and puts his belongings in the chest. ''Then'' Jeremy pushes Gavin off the quarry...
* Finna Ta Fly - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 8 (#332)
** Simple Geoff returns from gathering exotic seeds. In typical Geoff fashion he's blown away by the things they've built, such as the quarry. Naturally, he's "inducted" by being bunced into the quarry.
** Due to technical difficulties, it takes Alfredo a long time before he can finally get into the game. He succeeds, cries out "[[TemptingFate I'm alive]]!" as he steps out of the house... and is immediately killed by an arrow from a skeleton.
** The description for the video notes that "Alfredo falls victim to the [[CallBack reFUPAning]]." [[https://youtu.be/9GvljnXOhOg It is easily the highlight of the video]]. The whole thing kicks off when Jack relates some story about how Jessica Biel wouldn't name her kid "Batmo." Geoff doesn't get it at first. [[spoiler: Because then the kid would be named [[DontExplainTheJoke Batmo Biel ("Batmobile")]]]] While Geoff quickly picks up the joke with a typical [[DullSurprise flat reaction]], Alfredo doesn't get it. [[https://youtu.be/nTdF4UevqGo Now in Animated form]].
*** Alfredo tries to just move past it, but then Lindsay asks the question. And everyone starts gasping and laughing with joy.
---->'''Lindsay:''' Alfredo, what does FUPA stand for?\\
'''Alfredo:''' What is-- what is a FUPA?\\
''(Everyone starts laughing.)''\\
'''Lindsay:''' Oh my god! Yes yes yes YES!\\
'''Ryan:''' It's come around again! It used to be me, but now it's you!\\
'''Alfredo:''' What the fuck is a FUPA?\\
'''Ryan:''' I asked that question!\\
'''Lindsay:''' Everything shitty about today just went away.
*** As part of it all, Jeremy asks him [[{{Henway}} "Do you have a buttfor?"]]
---->'''Alfredo:''' Do I have a ''what?''\\
'''Ryan:''' This is what it's like from the outside. I get it now.\\
'''Alfredo:''' 'Do I have a buttfor?' What the fuck is a butt''for''?\\
'''Jack/Jeremy:''' "'''''It's for pooping, silly'''''!!"\\
''(Everyone but Alfredo, who is furiously beating his desk, laughs.)''\\
'''Alfredo:''' [[LamePunReaction God DAMN it! I QUIT!]]\\
'''Geoff''': [[BigOMG Oh my god]]!\\
'''Jack''': He just dove right in, head-first! ''[[BigYes Yes]]''!\\
'''Geoff''': That hasn't worked since 2nd-grade!
** They try to then take it back over to FUPA, but Alfredo is just ''done'' and clearly doesn't trust anyone in the room anymore. He tries to figure it out, but unlike Ryan, while he figures out the fact that it pertains to the vagina, he can't figure out the rest, and gets hung up on what 'F' stands for. Geoff tries to lead him toward it, and gets frustrated when Alfredo can't figure it out, leading to a full break-down.
--->'''Geoff:''' Does anybody wanna watch me eat a porkchop? I don't need it, I just can't stop myself.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Wait, Geoff, you're eating even though you're full?"\\
'''Geoff:''' I'm full, but I'm still eating, just try to stop me. It's just that I'm so... F-word!\\
'''Alfredo:''' ''(confused)'' Uh...\\
'''Geoff:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU STUPID!!]] (''He starts chasing after Alfredo in-game, swinging the porkchop at him'')\\
''(Everyone else laughing.)''\\
'''Geoff:''' COME ON, MAN!\\
'''Alfredo:''' I... he's not 'full?'\\
'''Jeremy:''' No, but he's gonna keep on eating.\\
'''Geoff:''' I'M F-WORD!\\
'''Alfredo:''' I don't know! Leave me alone!\\
'''Geoff:''' I'M F-WORD! WHAT IS IT?!\\
'''Jeremy:''' He's not skinny, he's...?\\
'''Geoff:''' I'M F-WORD!\\
'''Alfredo:''' He's fat?\\
'''Everyone:''' [[BigYes YAAAAY!]]\\
'''Geoff:''' Tune in next week for the 'U!'
* The Pearl Curse - Galacticraft Part 9 (#333)
** The episode's title comes from toward the end, when Jeremy & Michael are screwing around with an item called the ghost pearl, and accidentally curse themselves. As a result of the curse, for 20 minutes, in a 64-block radius around them ''every hostile mob in the overworld'' starts spawning en masse and converging on them, already aggro-ed. Everyone ends up holed up in the NASA building, which is soon surrounded by witches, creepers, slimes, endermen, skeletons, and more zombies than a Living Dead movie. Michael and Jeremy remark about how they were cursed because they put the pearl up their butts, and go about proclaiming how you shouldn't do so, while doing their best [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Barbossa]] impressions.
* To the Moon! - Galacticraft Part 10 (#334)
** After almost ten episodes the team finally launches off to the Moon. The plan they have is simple: Ryan, Jeremy, and Michael will set up a teleporter so that everyone can come and go from Earth and the Moon as they want. Everything go perfectly until they touch down, where they immediately die because they forgot to bring pressure protection. Ryan tries frantically to erect the teleporter between deaths only for one block to go missing. Now the three of them are stuck on the Moon, confined to their rockets until the rest of the team back planetside can come and rescue them.
* Rescue Mission - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 11 (#335)
** The reason for Moon Team's failure is revealed: [[spoiler:the final block for the teleporter never made it to the moon at all, because [[FailedASpotCheck Ryan left it on the ground when he picked up the other 8 pieces]]; fortunately Geoff accidentally picked it up before it despawned.]] The mission immediately becomes making another rocket to rescue their comrades.
** Things continue to get worse as the rescue attempt quickly snowballs into a complete disaster.
*** As Jack leaves for the moon, Trevor races after his rocket and gets burned to a crisp.
*** Jack crashes into the moon, stranding himself with the rest of Moon Team and [[FromBadToWorse blowing up Jeremy's rocket]], meaning that neither of them can get oxygen.
*** There's also [[IronicEcho a beautiful sense of irony]] if you recall [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCvoXETRAdY&t=42m44s the original Galacticraft series]]: When ''Gavin'' crashed on the Moon, the game attributed the kill to '''Jack'''. "You crashed into the fucking Moon, and Jack got the kill from ''Earth''! Jack sabotaged the fucking launch somehow!" And in both cases, the monkey they sent up [[EpicFail didn't slow down their descent in time]].
*** As they race to retrieve the block from his grave, they receive [[OhCrap unexpected visitors.]] The portal actually still worked, just one-way only without the piece. So of course Trevor and Geoff wander through, not understanding that it wasn't fixed yet [[TooDumbToLive and getting themselves stuck there too.]] Cue FreakOut by Moon Team.
*** Even better is [[FiveSecondForeshadowing right as Jack was beginning his descent]], we briefly cut to Geoff's screen... and he suddenly was exiting the portal on the Moon. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent He can be seen keeling over dead just as Jack crashes]].
*** Ryan realizes that the reason the portal doesn't work - even with the piece in place - is because there's no-one on the other side. Minecraft only simulates parts of the map that are within a certain radius of an active player, so as far as the game's concerned the teleporter in the Overworld doesn't exist. Jeremy realizes that their only hope of survival is to sprint to the support room and beg Matt Bragg to save them. The support crew burst into laughter as Jeremy informs them that [[DarkestHour everyone in Galacticraft is stuck on the moon.]]
---->'''Jeremy''': (runs into the editors' room) ''[[Film/ANewHope Help us, Matt Brag, you're our only hope!]]''
*** Turns out [[AntiClimax he didn't even need to do anything]]; as soon as Matt entered the game on Earth, the portal opened up. Matt almost walks through it before the others beg him not to, but everyone else dies at least once more anyway because they keep moon-jumping over it on the sprint there.
*** By the time everybody's back on Earth there are so many death beacons on the moon that it looks like a rave.
** Trevor gives Geoff a Black Lotus, citing that it's the rarest card in ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''. Geoff in turn [[SchoolyardBullyAllGrownUp demands Trevor's lunch money]].
*** When Matt states that the ''White'' Lotus is better, Geoff remarks "[[RefugeInAudacity I keep forgetting how quietly racist Matt is.]]"
** While everybody's farming for resources, Matt nearly gets blown up by a Creeper. [[BerserkButton Jack's farm isn't as lucky.]] Jack responds by [[DisproportionateRetribution murdering Matt's horse]].
--->'''Jack''': (as Matt kills him) You killed my farm, I killed your horse!\\
'''Matt''': Appleseed had a ''soul!'' Your farm was just '''''dirt!''''' ''FUCK YOU!''
*** While Jack is freaking out about Matt getting his farm blown up, Jeremy can be heard screaming "[[BrickJoke What a racist!]]"
** Jeremy finishes work on two space suits for himself and Ryan so they can go back to the moon and live. Ryan gets the idea to [[Film/TheRightStuff take their helmets off and slowly walk into NASA]]. As they start and begin to cross Alfredo's glass bridge, [[NegatedMomentOfAwesome Jeremy falls in the only 1x1 hole in the whole bridge]]. They then remember they don't have a rocket to go up in, because they're all on the moon.
* Gerrymandering in the Ballroom - Clue (#336)
** Before the premise for the episode's even introduced, Gavin throws a moonball. The office security camera records it as it bounces off the far wall, the floor, the near wall, some shelves and Lindsay's desk before hitting Lindsay in the face.
** Jeremy's only recently learned how to play Clue. Ryan has no idea at all, which isn't helped by the fact that he and everybody else keep shouting over Matt's attempts to instruct them.
** Everyone's murder accusations become steadily more and more dramatic. By the end of the episode they're all enthusiastically ChewingTheScenery, complete with [[{{Gasp}} dramatic gasps]] and old-timey voices.
--->DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?!
** Gavin entertains himself during the game by repeatedly kicking/banning Lindsay and using the "Kill" command on her. One of the reasons he gave for banning her? [[InherentlyFunnyWords Gerrymandering.]]
--->'''Lindsay:''' ''[giggling]'' Gerrymandering, that's the reason!\\
'''Gavin:''' They said I could add a reason. ''[everyone else laughs]''
** Because the guys have a little notebook to write notes in, Gavin types out a little message to the audience in his notebook.
--->Hello, viewer. I am writing to you. Only you can see this. The other idiots don't know about our secret message. I typed most of that with my headphone cord across my keyboard. It pressed some wrong keys a lot. I arn't spell gud. BYE
* The Killer Revealed - Clue Part 2 (#337)
** Since they were eating lunch during filming, Ryan comments out of nowhere that he realizes that [[BigEater he loves Parmesan cheese.]]
** As the game goes on, [[spoiler:Gavin realizes that he's the killer. So he starts writing out a letter in his notebook, leaving his stuff to Meg and their cats.]]
--->'''The Killer:''' [[spoiler: I think they are onto me. I think I'm the killer. I don't remember doing a killing, but they ain't call me Gav Slittie for nowt. Ennit. Please give all my minecraftly possessions to someone I care about. Maybe turney and my cats. Turney don't really like minecraft, though. Maybe just the cat. She likes to swat at the cursor. But hey, maybe I didn't do the killing with the fugu. But also... SLITTIE GON SLIT. sincerely, Gavin the killer.]]
** Michael discovers Matt built a hidden chamber where a zombie attacks a villager. He tells Lindsay to get footage of the villager dying.
** The guys figure out who the killer is and finally make their accusations. A wrong accusation meant they had to jump into a fire. Unfortunately for Ryan, he gets disqualified for accidentally peeking in the answer chest when he was trying to eat a steak. [[spoiler:While they were right about the killer and weapon, everyone still got the location wrong. This meant that Gavin won by default because everyone got their accusations wrong.]]
*** Special mention goes to how Jeremy makes his accusation, where he admits that he really can't figure out ''where'' it happened.
---->'''Jeremy''': (dramatically) But I say that this horrific incident happened... ([[{{Beat}} painfully long silence]])[[note]]What adds to this is because, due to Jeremy's abrupt pause, it seemed like "this horrific incident happened" [[CueCardPause was the end of the accusation]].[[/note]]
** After the winner is revealed, Jack reads out [[spoiler:the letter that Gavin wrote. He also reads out Gavin's little message to the audience as well.]]
** After the above, [[spoiler:Gavin goes on a murder-spree. However, Ryan repeatedly warns Gavin not to attack him. The moment Gavin takes a swing at him, Ryan hits Enter on the "Kill" command he'd had typed up and ready]].
--->'''Ryan''': [[spoiler:I don't like to be touched... ''I don't like to be touched!'' (Gavin attacks him) [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped DARGA!]]]]
--->[[spoiler:''[=GavinoFree=] fell out of the world'']]
* Space Mutiny - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 12 (#338)
** Once again, Trevor incinerates himself with rocket exhaust as Ryan jets back to the moon.
** The portal re-activates as soon as Ryan gets close to landing, and Trevor eyes it warily as Jack and Jeremy joke about him going through and getting stuck there. [[spoiler:Matt punches him from behind and knocks him through, [[HereWeGoAgain causing Trevor to die on the moon and spawn far, far away from the portal.]] Thankfully, he finds the /gchouston command and rescues himself.]]
*** Best of all, [[spoiler:[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Jack went for it at the exact same time.]] Matt just pulled it off first.]]
** Matt and Michael spend most of the episode trying to improve fortifications for NASA, the bridge, and their own home since Creepers keep blowing them all up. Matt puts up a series of torches as the workshop before christening it with a sign saying "This place sucks".
--->'''Jeremy''': What are you guys doing?\\
'''Michael''': It's what's being done ''to'' us.
*** Matt ends up deciding to built a giant cobblestone wall around the entire home area to keep monsters out. However, he ends up taking a lot longer to do so because he keeps being shot by skeletons and blown up by Creepers while trying to build the wall meant to keep out skeletons and Creepers!
** Jeremy: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Yeah, we need jungle saplings so we can trade them to the moon men for sapphires."]]
* Boss Fight - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 13 (#339)
** The gang discovers that when they use the Slime-Sling to launch themselves in the Moon's low gravity, it sends them rocketing either so high up they practically reach orbit, or clear across the map. Naturally, Ryan and Jack have the time of their lives taking advantage of this.
* Sleep It Off - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 14 (#340)
** The gang find out that Micheal and Jack wearing their slime boots on the moon caused them to have insufficient radiation resistance and they both died of radiation poisoning, ''which doesn't go away when you die.'' Worse the materials used to make the cure are rare on Earth and you have to go to ''Saturn'' to get them. The only way to make it go away is to sleep ''a lot.''
* Slug Club - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 15 (#341)
** Jeremy explores Mars and discovers slime eggs, at which point he promptly begins recruiting an ''army'' of tamed Slimelings. The first one is, but of course, Slimmy Tim.
** Geoff spends the entire episode trying to beautify the NASA complex, including using their entire supply of glass to build a ceiling ''over the launch pads''. When Jack asks why, Geoff responds he was going to knock out the glass over the pads after he was done, wasting ''even more glass''. The argument ends with Geoff declaring himself to be "Easter Island Geoff" since he does all his work the old world way.
*** The rest of the team invests some effort in harvesting sand to make more glass so Jack can make what he wants. Geoff immediately uses it to finish his ceiling.
*** Geoff doing maintanence to the roof of NASA results in the bastardization of the National Anthem [[ItMakesSenseInContext due to Geoff using the phrase]] [[{{Mondegreen}} "glass ramparts"]].
---->'''Michael''': ''Y'ALL BETTER FUCKING STAND!''
** Geoff learns [[PopculturalOsmosisFailure for the first time]] of "[[MemeticMutation Please clap.]]"
* WE HAVE KIDS!?! - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 16 (#342)
** Jeremy managed to find two magic beans and and plants one on Earth, which grows into beanstalks. Completely unintentionally, [[Literature/JackAndTheBeanstalk Jack]] is the first one to climb on it.
** After breaking the top pods of the beanstalks with Gavin, they got Golden Eggs which hatch into Chickens that lay Golden Ingots. Jeremy and Jack decide to hatch them inside the base, even though the latter said they should build Pens for them, and immediately the chickens decide to go through the portals to the Moon and Mars, eventually dying.
** Gavin positions himself between the pumpkin head stick figures and stands there. He then calls Jack to look towards him and starts laughing because it looks like Gavin replaced his head with a pumpkin. Gavin comments that he stood there for so long, the game thought he was AFK.
** Jeremy manages to craft something called a "Golden Egg" and plants it behind NASA. It quickly starts spinning and [[ChunkyUpdraft sending chunks of dirt flying into the air as it rises]] before exploding into ''a tiny Jeremy''. Before long everyone's repeated the process and gotten their own Mini-Me's.
*** Trevor tries it ''in'' NASA on [[TheGadfly Gavin's]] urging and while everything inside but Geoff's glass ceiling survives, Mini-Trevor immediately [[RunningGag runs through the Mars portal and dies there]] despite their attempts to save him. Matt's comes within an inch of running through the Nether portal before he gets a leash on it.
*** Trevor and Jack finally spawn their respective Mini-Me’s, but for some reason Trevor’s is spawned wearing the potato mask and Jack’s doesn’t have a face at all. Gavin wonders whether that’s what Jack looks like under his helmet since he’s never been seen without it.
*** Mini-Jeremy and Mini-Ryan get nicknamed "Lil Lil J" and "The Mad Prince" respectively.
*** Gavin's questionable attempts at parenting Mini-Gavin, including sitting in the Mini-Mes' drinking water because Mini-Gavin [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "likes [Gavin's] taste"]].
* Fishing Rodeo & Jamobree VII - Minecraft (#343)
** Much like the Hunters, [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Matt's footage has gone fishing.]]
** Ryan teleports everyone back to the base camp so they can sleep. Gavin, who's bouncing around, ends up in the fire pit.
*** Then they try sleeping. Unfortunately, due to the way the tents are constructed, leaving the bed results in the person spawning their head inside the blocks that make the tents up. Gavin loudly asks why they got somebody who doesn't play Minecraft to build for them... then Matt points out that he copied the tent design from the original campsite in Achievement City, which Gavin built. Gavin dies and respawns at [=ROYGBaa=]... then [[{{Troll}} Ryan]] intentionally teleports him [[ButtMonkey back into the firepit]].
*** Jeremy then proves he wasn't paying attention by sleeping and then suffocating. He manages to free himself... then Michael accidentally runs a sword through him.
** Michael brings up a fish-related incident.
--->'''Michael''': Gavin tried to order a meatball sandwich and got tuna fish.\\
'''Gavin''': Yeah, I was gonna say, it was really funny when it was happening to Trevor, but when it was me, I was like, I don't like it!\\
'''Geoff''': "Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock!"\\
'''Gavin''': Yeah. Man, Trevor was pissed.\\
'''Geoff''': Yeah he was.\\
'''Trevor''': ''*who is not part of the video, [[UnexpectedCharacter seemingly out of nowhere]]*'' It's so simple!\\
''*everybody bursts out laughing*''\\
'''Michael''': I did not know Trevor was [[RightBehindMe right behind us]] the entire time.
** [[{{Gasshole}} Geoff,]] as usual...
--->'''Geoff''': I'm gonna have to take a shit here really soon.\\
'''Michael''' and '''Ryan''': ''Again?''\\
'''Geoff''': Yeah, it's bad.\\
'''Ryan''': What demon is trying to escape your asshole?
* SANTA'S TRIALS - Christmas King Part 1 - Minecraft (#344)
** ''The first few seconds of the video'':
--->'''Jack''': ''*singing*'' It's beginning to look a lot like--\\
''*sound of cables popping, everybody screams*''\\
'''Michael''': MATT!\\
'''Matt''': Okay, this one--\\
''*same sound, more screaming*''
*** Things then go FromBadToWorse as Ryan executes a kill command on Matt, making him respawn thousands of blocks away from the day's event area. [[NoSenseOfDirection Matt doesn't know where he is,]] [[EpicFail nor does he actually remember where the event area was built.]] As a result, there have been not one but ''two'' shouting matches before two minutes of the video have passed. There's a brief cut to live action in which Geoff laments that that morning he'd been feeling good about coming in to work and now he just wants to quit... ''or'' murder most of the people in the room. [[RefugeInAudacity Michael proceeds to hand Geoff a clean knife.]]
*** While all of this is going on, Jeremy [[RelaxOVision sings "Sleigh Ride", then "Jingle Bells", to himself as he decorates his house]].
---->'''Michael''': (bitterly) [[KickTheDog Jeremy's drunk again, call Matt Hullum.]]
---->'''Jeremy''': (genuinely sad) ''Stop, Michael!''
*** As a result of all of the yelling, [[BlackComedy Lindsay asks if this is what it's like to have divorced parents.]]
** The third argument occurs just over a minute after ''that''. Jeremy, being Jeremy, has decorated his house by covering it in purple, orange and yellow wool, something which Geoff bluntly remarks is "an affront to taste"[[note]]"It looks like a clown jizzed on your house."[[/note]] (causing Jeremy to get super defensive). Michael then starts complaining that it's [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext ruining the resell value of his own Achievement Cove house]], to which Jeremy retorts that Michael's house looks a Hershey's Hug where Hansel and Gretel would get eaten. Lindsay's commentary adds to the scene:
--->'''Lindsay''': (after Jeremy makes the Hershy's Hug comparison) ''Ours is delicious!'' [...] (after Jeremy makes the Hansel and Gretel comparison) [[BlackComedy Damn straight, come on, kids!]]
*** Jeremy's latter remark causes Michael to fire right back by claiming that, if anything, ''Jeremy's'' house looks like candy. Jeremy's response?
---->'''Jeremy''': Because I'm so sweet!
** Matt has the F3 information showing so he can try and find his way back to the event area:
--->'''Michael''': Matt's in [[Franchise/TheMatrix the Matrix]]! Jeremy, look at his screen!\\
'''Jeremy''': Jesus Christ!\\
'''Michael''': Can you read the code, Matt?\\
'''Matt''': I... no.
** Jeremy uses the iron pickaxe he was given for one of the challenges to mine some of the gold blocks from the throne. Santa/Matt arrives with a scare chord. He also later [[spoiler:takes a leaf out of Ryan's book and digs a tunnel from the sleeping hut under to the throne to dismantle it from below.]]
--->'''Matt''': I am going to Christmas kill you.
*** Unseen by everyone, Lindsay grabs one of those blocks and puts it on her own obsidian block.
** In the challenge where everyone has to find ingredients to bake cookies, Lindsay ends up the winner. [[SoreLoser Ryan]] ends up shooting Lindsay just before she can give Santa the cookies, traumatizing Matt.
--->'''Matt''': NO! NO! [[NoodleIncident MRS. CLAUS! IT'S JUST LIKE MRS. CLAUS!]] NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\\
''*everyone bursts into laughter*''\\
'''Jack''': He's having a 'Nam flashback!
*** Ryan does apologize... to Michael, since he was actually aiming for Santa.
*** And before this, Lindsay (being Lindsay) takes ALL the ingredients for the cookies. Michael discovers her just as she takes the last bit and calls this out to the others, leading to everyone closing in on her and chasing her back to the Christmas Village court trying to get ingredients by killing her (even though 'keep inventory' is on).
** One of the challenges involves using colored blocks to make copies of a big Rudolph statue Matt has floating over the courtyard. While Jack and Ryan and Jeremy do more-or-less alright, Geoff is just eager for someone else to finish so he can stop, Michael doesn't even ''try'' to make his reindeer look like Matt's, and Lindsay's rather [[EpicFail abysmal]] attempt quickly gets dubbed "Rudolph the Hutt".[[note]]She was making progress on making it look like Matt's, just much slower than everyone else. Then she put some extra blocks on Rudolph's back to climb up, fell off, then noticed it looked like a slug and thought it was too funny not to leave it like that.[[/note]]

[[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2019 episodes (345-401)]]
* THE NEW KING - Christmas King Part 2 - Minecraft (#345)
** For various challenges, a couple of the Hunters (but mostly Geoff) [[{{Troll}} block off the main entrance so people can't get out]].
** As the number of different players winning blocks increases, and Michael and Jack insist on giving each other their blocks, everyone starts accusing Matt of having to recycle challenges because he didn't think of enough.
** One challenge is to find Santa's naughty list. [[spoiler:Jack]] finds it, and when he returns to the kingdom he opens it up:
--->'''Naughty List 2018'''\\
If you're reading this and aren't Santa... you're on the list.\\
[[ButtMonkey Gavin]] regardless of whether he reads it or not...\\
'''Never Ending Naughty List'''\\
Hitler\\
The guy that invented pop up ads\\
My neighbour Terrance\\
The check out person that forgot to remove the security tag from my favorite sweater\\
Jarred from Subway ''*cue everyone ribbing on Matt for misspelling "Jared"*''\\
Barney the Dinosaur
** The victor is [[spoiler:Ryan. Matt quickly claims that Ryan has released him from his bonds and that his win means that Ryan has to be Santa next year.]]
* MY FIRST MISSILE - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 17 (#346)
** Upon seeing the Mini-Achievement Hunters, Lindsay quickly makes her own and offers to serve as their babysitter.
** Jeremy insists on bringing his slime family into the Mars dungeons with himself and Ryan over Ryan's protests to leave them behind. Sure enough, a bunch of Creepers blows all of them up at once.
** Michael bemoans his painstakingly-crafted path to NASA, and that Ryan blew it up in the previous Galacticraft episode.
--->'''Ryan''': I didn't blow it up!\\
'''Michael''': Ryan, you shot a fucking bomb into it.\\
''*edited-in FlashBack to Ryan firing his rocket launcher into the middle of the pathway*''\\
'''Ryan''': [[VerbalBackspace I blew it up.]]
** A third of the way into the episode Ryan makes a missile launcher which Michael disagrees as it doesn't fit with their goal of space exploration, only to [[OnSecondThought immediately change his mind]] when he finds out Matt is riding the missile.
--->'''Michael''': Ryan, NASA is for science, not for death!\\
'''Ryan''': (to Matt) Are you riding the missile?!?!?!\\
'''Michael''': Launch him. Launch him launch him launch him. Shoot him.
** After Michael stops Ryan from deleting his desh gear but doesn't explain why, Ryan drops this gem:
--->'''Ryan''': I-I am confused, and it's starting to make me angry, and [[ComedicSociopathy I have a missile launcher and I see all the kids!]]
** Michael pinning a lampshade on the recurring misfortune of Alfredo's bridge, as it's been blown up and been repaired about OnceAnEpisode, just since Alfredo's been there. About ten minutes later, [[RunningGag a Creeper blows it up again, sending the room into hysterics.]] Michael could have stopped it, but [[FailedASpotCheck missed the Creeper because Jeremy called him over to show him something.]]
--->'''Michael''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Time to start fixing it again!]]
** Michael makes a bridge on Geoff's request and calls it the Geoff Bridge. Lindsay proposes [[{{Pun}} calling it]] the [[Creator/JeffBridges Geoff Bridges]], and Michael decides to build a second one to roll with the name.
* KIDS NO MORE - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 18 (#347)
** Continuing the trend, Geoff rejoins the game and obligatorily makes another Mini-Me. [[CutenessProximity His skepticism over the idea vanishes as soon as he sees the tiny Master Chief]], but because Gavin told Geoff to do it inside NASA again the place gets roughed up from the process.
--->'''Gavin''': What's your name for him? Mine is Itty-Bitty Slitty.\\
'''Michael''': Mine's Mini-Mog.\\
'''Jeremy''': Mine's Lil' Lil' J.\\
'''Jack''': I'm [[InherentlyFunnyWords Jonk.]]
** Michael stumbles onto Trevor (who is not supposed to be part of the video) skulking in the trees outside NASA. He says nothing and flees with Michael chasing him for a while. He pops up again silently watching everyone from a distance, with PsychoStrings edited in any time he's on-screen.
*** Somehow, he invisibly gave Jack a submarine sandwich in-game. Jack doesn't notice it in his inventory for 10 minutes, and by that point Trevor's already left the game.
*** Before they began filming, Ryan saw Trevor on the map, and gets shushed by him for noticing.
** Ryan builds another missile, but this time it explodes into a [[UnusualAmmo hailstorm of anvils.]] Everyone is unimpressed with the explosion, so he somehow loads the ammunition into his rocket launcher and shoots Gavin with it, an even bigger anvil rain blasting out of it and destroying Gavin's helmet.
--->'''Gavin''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext MY HOTDOGS!]]
** Gavin makes a mine for supplies, for some reason connected directly to NASA. Geoff spends most of the early episode searching for lava, and once he's found it [[{{Troll}} he returns to NASA and dumps it down Gavin's mine before sealing the entrance.]]
*** Gavin then urges him to find water and dump ''that'' down the hole so he can leave after it nearly burns him to death. Geoff does so, but [[DidntThinkThisThrough the water cools the lava into cobblestone, sealing Gavin in his own hole and flooding him up to his neck.]]
** They hesitantly decide to let Gavin head the shuttle to their next destination, although he doesn't have half the equipment necessary and needs Ryan and Jeremy to give him theirs. Then the rocket finally takes off, except they forgot to put a hole above it in the ceiling. Michael happened to be on the roof and cuts him loose, and Gavin jets off setting everybody on the ground on fire.
*** The goal of this episode was to build the Tier 3 rocket and go to Saturn. [[ShaggyDogStory Gavin discovers that you need Tier 5 to go to Saturn,]] [[MovingTheGoalposts so it's decided to go to Venus instead.]]
*** Upon entering the atmosphere of Venus, Gavin starts taking damage due to invalid thermal protection, so the video becomes a dramatic race against time as Gavin rushes to set up the portal while Ryan and Jeremy look over his shoulder to tell him how to do it... [[NotSoDire even though the damage Gavin is taking is half a heart every ten seconds, and since he has a full hunger bar, he keeps regaining it]]. But the absolute cherry on top is that after the portal goes live, and is told to rush through the portal back to base, ''only then'' do Jeremy and Ryan finally realize [[FailedASpotCheck they forgot to make a chunkloader for Venus,]] [[ShaggyDogStory meaning they can't use the portal to get back,]] [[HereWeGoAgain meaning they need another rocket.]]
** The title derives from the end of the video. [[spoiler:The newly-made launchpad was too close to the kids, and Gavin's takeoff to Venus not only destroyed the tether and set them loose, but destroyed Gavin and the Jones' Mini-Me's. As soon as the rest are tied back up, Ryan aims his rocket launcher and accidentally fires it at Jack using the computer, killing him and ''all'' the kids but Matt's with the anvil SpreadShot. [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking And broke Gavin's helmet again.]] The reaction is an immediate mix of [[{{Corpsing}} laughter]] and [[WhatTheHellHero outrage.]]]] Now in [[https://youtu.be/8RDzhWJuv5w animated form]].
*** [[spoiler:As Ryan is attempting to explain himself, he accidentally fires the rocket launcher '''again''' and kills Jack a second time while trying to demonstrate the circumstances.]]
*** And then to add insult to injury, [[spoiler:Geoff picks that moment to wander over from where he was building the wall and is impressed by the rocket launcher. Ryan demonstrates by firing at him... and the missile bypasses Geoff completely, flies through the open door of NASA and [[RuleOfThree kills Jack yet again]], [[RageQuit causing him to quit]].]]
*** [[spoiler:Mini-Matt survived by sitting at a small table as everything was going down. Gavin corrects this by putting a leash on him and leading him into the Nether portal, which no one notices (except Michael, when Gavin quietly tells him near the end).]]
*** [[spoiler:Michael is volunteered as the one to go back to Venus because he's the only one whose helmet hasn't been blown up by Ryan. Jack demands to know where all their glass for the helmets went, leading to another lampshade being hung on [[DoomMagnet Alfredo's bridge]] (which also blew up earlier in the video).]]
* KILLER RAIN - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 19 (#348)
** Matt is horrified to learn that Gavin led Mini-Matt into the Nether to die and runs through the portal to find him with Gavin and Ryan in tow. [[spoiler:Turns out he was just on the other side of it, not having gone anywhere. [[YankTheDogsChain Sadly, just as Matt is celebrating, Ryan decides to blast Mini-Matt with the anvil cannon anyway.]] And [[RunningGag also breaks Matt's helmet.]]]]
--->'''Ryan''': [[BlatantLies He wanted to join his friends!]]\\
'''Matt''': No he didn't, he hated those guys! [[WhatTheHellHero Kinda like what I feel about YOU right now- Dammit!]]
** Geoff (and to a lesser extent, Trevor) spend a good chunk of the episode working on improving Matt's wall until it's thirty feet high. Trevor winds up stuck on the other side of the wall [[HoistByHisOwnPetard because he deliberately avoided installing a door in it.]]
** Ryan offhandedly mentions the space platform he built a few episodes. Gavin immediately steals a rocket and takes off to go find it. [[TooDumbToLive Ryan then reminds him as he's launching that he doesn't have a helmet or a parachute to get back down.]] [[note]] He still had his oxygen setup, though, so he would at least be able to breathe. [[/note]]
--->'''Ryan''': Why do I hear a rocket?\\
'''Michael''': [[SchmuckBait Because you told Gavin how to get to the space station.]]
*** Michael runs up to the roof and seals the gap in the roof over Gavin, getting him stuck blasting into the ceiling. Matt and Trevor try to set him free, but can't break the glass faster than Michael can replace it. Everyone then learns that Gavin accidentally took all their launchpads with him.
*** Gavin finally makes it to orbit... [[ShaggyDogStory and can't find the space station because Ryan's is exclusively his, and Gavin would need the materials to make his own to find another, which he doesn't.]]
--->'''Gavin''': There's no space station up here!\\
'''Ryan''': [[{{Troll}} Yeah, I lied.]]
** Once on Venus, Trevor quickly observes that [[FiveSecondForeshadowing acid falls from the sky instead of rain.]] Two seconds later, Matt mines a single block beneath himself and falls in an acid pit.
** As Gavin takes off to find Ryan's space station again, he tries to come back down and somehow winds up swerving the rocket out horizontally. Miraculously, he doesn't crash.
*** Michael snipes Gavin with an arrow as he's rocketing off. Whether because that or his going horrendously off-course, Gavin ends up flying around in the rocket with his body ''[[GoodBadBugs outside]]'' the ship.
* GONE TOO FAR - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 20 (#349)
** Ryan discovers how to make thermobaric explosive rockets. [[HilarityEnsues Things quickly get out of hand.]]
*** To put things into perspective, the description for thermobaric explosives contains the words "mini nuke". Ryan then caves to peer pressure and tests it by [[TooDumbToLive firing at the border wall]]. [[spoiler:While the environment damage is basically limited to destroying the wall and knocking Trevor's collectible display over, the shockwave kills everybody, but not before completely destroying their spacesuits. Apart from Ryan's, since he was wearing a shield controller [[ChekhovsGun that he pulled out of a Venus dungeon earlier in the episode]].]]
*** Ryan fires a missile straight up into the sky, and the others spend a while worrying about whether or not it's going to come down. [[spoiler: About a minute after they stop talking about it, [[BrickJoke they hear an explosion somewhere in the distance]].]]
*** Even better is that people on Reddit [[https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/am3unz/gone_too_far_minecraft_galacticraft_part_20_349/efjquom/?st=jtkrlyyu&sh=54ffe159 determined where it landed]]. [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__B-UteCCZs&t=29m20s Pay attention]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__B-UteCCZs&t=31m53s to Michael's screen]] [[FailedASpotCheck when he asks where it landed.]]]]
** A graphic of skulls surrounded by flames with a dramatic music sting plays when people [[spoiler:die to Ryan's nukes]].
** Trevor crafts a parachute, and decides to test it by building a tower high up and then jumping. [[spoiler:[[NotTheFallThatKillsYou The parachute fails to open]].]]
*** While Trevor is building the tower, Ryan aims his thermobaric rocket launcher at him, and comments that he's ''really'' tempted to fire it. Everyone else is split between telling Trevor to jump off ''now'' and egging Ryan on to shoot him.
** Michael gets Matt to replace the water under the bridge to NASA with sulfuric acid from Venus to punish anyone who breaks the glass and falls in.
--->'''Jeremy''': Are you sure- you should really, like, ask the town first, have a meeting...
--->'''Michael''': ''[[IAmTheNoun I am the town.]]''
* TO MERCURY - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 21 (#350)
** Ryan makes some larger nukes. [[ButtMonkey Matt]] ends up taking the brunt of most of the shots he fires.
--->'''Ryan''': So everyone's here but Matt, right?\\
'''Matt''': [[OhCrap Uh, no! W- not everyone's here, hold on!]]\\
'''Ryan''': ''(fires missile)'' Uh-huh.\\
'''Matt''': ''(watches missile fly past him, screams and dies)''
** Matt ''finally'' finds the schematics for a Tier 4 rocket. Ryan starts looking up the crafting recipes, and discovers that they need metal from ''Mercury'' first. Then he realizes that somebody's going to have to go up in a Tier 3, since Gavin went up the first time and he just clicked Venus randomly. Jeremy volunteers. Ryan states that it's just a test run - Jeremy can go up into space, see if Tier 3 can get to Mercury, and then land on Venus so he can get back to Earth. It transpires that ''nobody'' was listening to him, as Jeremy crashlands on Mercury, and nobody remembers Ryan saying anything about going to Venus.
*** Ryan then launches a rescue mission, along with some tier 3 thermal protection so Jeremy won't keep dying. After the hasty construction of a portal, the rescue mission is a success. [[spoiler:Jeremy then discovers that even if he ''had'' taken adequate thermal protection he would have died anyway - ''[[TooDumbToLive because he left his oxygen tanks in the compressor on Earth]]''.]]
*** While he's waiting around on Mercury, Jeremy starts filling out his employee feedback form. Based on his answers, the others conclude that he's going to get fired.
** Again, Ryan crafts and decides to test out a new super-destructive missile. Again, the gang gathered to watch retreats to what they ''think'' is a safe distance. [[TotalPartyKill Again, they are sorely mistaken]].
** Jack manages to make uranium seeds, which immediately start irradiating anyone who picks them up. He then leaves them on the floor of NASA so Ryan keeps running over them.
** Matt manages to find a replacement for his horse. [[spoiler:It survives less than five minutes before being wiped out by another nuke courtesy of Ryan.]]
*** He then finds a ''[[RuleOfThree third]]'' horse that he takes off with and builds a hidden shack around so the others can't kill it. Cue Ryan immediately trying to figure out his coordinates so he can air-mail a nuke on its head.
*** Towards the end of the video it cuts to Matt's screen as he creates the new waypoint for his hidden shack, with the Location coordinates censored... [[FailedASpotCheck Except he forgot to censor the "Current Location" bar he was checking at the bottom of the screen]], resulting in Ryan finding it out and nuking it the very next episode.
* NUKE THE DRAGON - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 22 (#351)
** When Gavin logged out last time, he was heading for the moon. Before this episode started, he immediately collided with it and blew up.
** Ryan immediately sets out to nuke Matt's horse. Turned out he resorted to ''watching the previous video'' to figure out where they were hiding. Matt books it before the explosion, and from that point on his minimap is censored.
*** Instead, the missile destroys the empty house and [[LaserGuidedKarma the blast kills Ryan instead]] (and Jack, who happened to tag along).
** As the title implies, Ryan heads to the End to nuke the ender dragon, with Gavin in tow. [[spoiler:Ryan's first shot misses, then his second hits one of the nearer pillars, and, well... [[StuffBlowingUp you can probably guess the rest]].]]
--->'''Jack''': Yep, that went about as well as I thought it would go.
*** Ryan later returns to the End in creative mode so he can nuke the dragon without killing himself (and so the dragon doesn't repeatedly swipe him into the void). [[spoiler:As it turns out? [[EpicFail Nukes pass straight through the dragon without harming it]], forcing Ryan to fight it the old fashioned way.]]
*** Ryan dies so many times to his own nukes that the musical stinger is sped up.
** Gavin can't figure out how to teleport to waypoints, so he gets stuck in NASA. He then spots [[SchmuckBait a button on the floor]] and presses it... ''then'' notices that it's the button that's [[CapsLockNumLockMissilesLock hooked up to the missile launcher]]. [[spoiler:Fortunately it only housed an anvil missile not a nuke.]]
** Gavin doesn't know how to do any of the complicated stuff, so he asks for a simple task in his own unique way.
--->'''Gavin''': Jeremy, do you need some bitch work doing?\\
'''Jeremy:''' We seem to have a spare bitch.
** After failing to get his stuff back in the End, Gavin decides to chop down trees instead. As he leaves NASA, a creeper behind him manages to get past the obsidian wall unnoticed, [[OnceAnEpisode blowing up Alfredo's Bridge]] ''[[OnceAnEpisode again]]'', and destroying the front door. The AH crew are more worried about the door instead of the bridge. Gavin then falls in the acid because he thought it was just green water.
--->'''Jeremy''': ''*Looking at the hole in bridge.*'' Oh, I got [[CallBack bitch work]] for ya!
** Jeremy makes a big show about making a big project that turns out to be a SentryGun turret. He's let down when it turns out to not be a seated turret he could ride on, and even more so when it turns out he needs a pedestal, a power source, ammunition and a ''targeting program'' for it to start doing literally anything.
** Ryan makes an Ender Missile. He tests it on Gavin, [[spoiler:and learns that it teleports the target randomly. It ''also'' spawns a large number of Endermen, who are angry with Ryan for using the missile and chase him down relentlessly.]] [[OhCrap Ryan has]] [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl the appropriate reaction.]]
* HEAD HUNTING - Minecraft - Galacticraft Part 23 (#352)
** Jeremy manages to put together the rest of his turret's materials and sets it up with the necessary equipment. [[GoneHorriblyRight It works perfectly.]]
--->'''Jeremy''': Jack, Jack, hang on. What's your name in this?\\
'''Jack''': [[GenreSavvy It is G-A-V-I-N-O-F-R-E-E.]]\\
'''Jeremy''': No no no, [[SincerityMode honestly, it's so that I can protect you.]]\\
'''Jack''': [=Jack_AH=].\\
''[Jeremy puts Jack in "trusted players" program and turns on "attack players" option; [[GuideDangIt turret immediately one-shots Jack anyway]]]''[[labelnote:*]]The 'trusted players' field is case sensitive, and Jeremy didn't properly capitalize Jack's username.[[/labelnote]]
** He figures it soon after and disassembles the turret to put it on the front of NASA, but doesn't realize that the targeting system resets every time the base is broken. [[SchmuckBait Not until after volunteering Matt to demonstrate how it won't shoot them anymore,]] ForScience
--->'''Jeremy''': Just tell me how it looks, does it look cool down there?\\
'''Matt''': It does look pretty cool, yeah.\\
'''Jeremy''': So if I do, uh, ''this...''\\
''[Jeremy switches "attack players" back on, [[BaitAndSwitch turret annihilates Jack again.]] Cue {{Corpsing}} and Matt panicking]''
** It starts raining, so Matt uses the storm as an excuse to create a makeshift pentagram out of redstone, place a new golden egg and bring Mini-Matt back from hell, complete with tribal music and the sounds of falcons screeching.
** Every time Gavin manages to get back to NASA after Ryan retrieves his gear from the End, Jeremy's turret murders him and flings him back into the wilds.
** Gavin sets out on a voyage to the Nether, but the second he comes out the other side of the portal a Creeper blows it up, stranding him there.
** Ryan's game crashes, leading Gavin to begin a back-and-forth with Matt (and Jack) over the in-game chat since Ryan can't see it.
--->'''Gavin''': ryan can't see this / we should talk about him / what do you think of him? / hello? / I think he's okay / matt, thoughts?\\
'''Matt''': He's alright [[KickTheDog when he's not killing everything I love]]\\
'''Gavin''': that's fair\\
'''Matt''': [[ButtMonkey That's almost never, though]] / I hurt\\
'''Gavin''': he's full of evil\\
'''Jack''': he's right here next to me\\
'''Matt''': Run!\\
'''Gavin''': what's it like over there? / we should ban him from this server\\
'''Jack''': take his shit\\
'''Matt''': That's a good idea\\
'''Gavin''': jack try and pass me something from his desk\\
'''Matt''': I'll ask him how to ban him later today\\
'''Jack''': [[WeNeedADistraction we need him distracted]]\\
'''Gavin''': it would be suspicious if you asked now\\
''[Ryan_AH has joined the game]''\\
'''Matt''': [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou I'll give it a day. He'll never see it coming]] / [[OhCrap shit]]\\
'''Gavin''': [[OhCrap RUN]]
** To test out their new anti-mob turret, they have Ryan fire an Ender Missile at Gavin, summoning a horde of pissed-off Endermen. However, due to the fact that the turrets' fire rate is rather slow, and that it takes multiple hits for it to kill a single Enderman, for the next few minutes Ryan & Jeremy are left scrambling around being pursued by the Endermen while silly music plays.
** A Creeper wanders a bit too close to the bridge entrance, so they kill it... only to learn that it was a Compressed Creeper, meaning that killing it spawns an entire ''pack'' of normal Creepers in its place. Cue panic, especially from Gavin who's right in the middle of them.
** The group discover that they can speed up their head collection by using a Reusable Morb to capture a Wither Skeleton. To make the Morb, they need Slag.
-->'''Ryan:''' I feel like we're deep into some British slang here.
-->'''Gavin:''' It sounds like you're naming my Worms.
* SUMMON THE PHANTOM - #353
** The gang, playing vanilla Minecraft, tries to make the Phantom mobs spawn by going 3+ nights without sleep. They don't encounter any Phantoms... but Gavin gets to be a "phantom" in a way when, due to a glitch, he inexplicably becomes invisible to Matt & Jeremy. He proceeds to chase Jeremy around while attacking him, with Jeremy freaking out and spamming arrows in what he hopes is the general direction of the invisible-to-him Gavin, who is giggling madly as he torments Lil J.
** Early in the video Geoff offers to be the Phantom victim, to which everyone agrees. He then offers to seal himself off from the world for safety and have the others feed him. After he builds his "safety hut" people refuse to drop food in because no one really has food to spare and Geoff isn't expending any food not moving. Geoff then gets irate, kills himself, chews everybody out, then QUITS THE LETS PLAY because nobody fed him. Then later people do have surplus food and taunt the absent Geoff for leaving early.
* IT'S OUR PET NOW - Minecraft - Phantom Part 2
** Early on in the episode, Gavin dies, and he respawns at the world spawn since they haven't yet crafted a bed to set a new spawn, so he has to run all the way back to the base. Then he attempts to sneak up on Ryan (as his skin was bugged out and invisible), but instead [[TooDumbToLive goads him into shooting him dead]]. He makes his way back again, and while he's waiting for Michael to give him back his stuff, he starts bouncing around, falls straight through the hole in the platform for the not-yet-installed water block of Jack's farm, and dies ''[[RuleOfThree again]]''.
** During the video, they discuss how people on the Reddit managed to figure out the location of Matt's new hiding spot for his horse in Galacticraft using a ''lot'' of math ''just so'' Ryan can kill it. Matt admits that, although he was mad, he was also impressed.
** Out of nowhere, Gavin becomes very concerned that a couple of the older Achievement Hunter memes (namely Flynt Coal and Mark Nutt) are so old that they're not funny any more.
** Towards the end of the episode, the gang (minus Geoff, who's still refusing to join in, and Jeremy, who's dealing with a home plumbing emergency) have decided they don't just want to ''kill'' Phantoms, they want to ''catch'' one. They name one Flappy (even sticking a nametag on it) and spend quite some time trying to catch it and pen it in, hooking it with a fishing line and discussing how to keep it contained. Unfortunately, they are unaware - but soon learn the hard way - that Phantoms, as Undead-type mobs, burn and die in sunlight. Cue the sappy music and camera angles as Flappy meets his unexpected gruesome end.
** After the short moment of sadness for their fallen "pet," the episode ends with everyone [[MoodWhiplash opening and closing the same gate quickly for no reason other than enjoyment]].
* WE PERFORM SURGERY - Minecraft - Operation
** The SuddenDownerEnding: After the Lads win the video, and everyone is celebrating fixing Geoff, [[KickTheDog Ryan immediately tells Geoff his bill is $1,000,000,]][[note]]For those unaware, the American healthcare system is notoriously expensive, as the United States does not have free healthcare[[/note]] [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand causing the victory music that had been playing to abruptly cut out.]] Matt [[FromBadToWorse helpfully points out]] that ''12'' surgeries had been done, [[FromBadToWorse prompting Ryan to update the cost to $12,000,000.]]
* NOWHERE IS SAFE - Minecraft - Ya Dead, Ya Dead (#356)
** After the previous attempt went so badly wrong, the Hunters have decided to give YDYD another shot, to try and avoid such a short series like last time. The episode also has an unofficial title of "A Tale of Two Beginnings", because, true to form, Ryan and Jeremy have both died ''[[EpicFail five minutes in, practically back to back]]'', prompting everybody to call for a restart, which they do, and for Michael to call for a "20 minutes minimum" rule, which is brought down to 10 minutes before being agreed on. As Gavin says, you couldn't write this stuff if you tried.
--->'''Matt''': (referring to Jeremy) [[TooDumbToLive How did he drown, though?]]\\
'''Michael''': (in full Rage Quit mode) '''''[[MathematiciansAnswer UNDERWATER, MATT!]]'''''
*** Really, the amount of TooDumbToLive exhibited by the Battle Buddies is incredible. Ryan straight-up ignores Michael warning everybody that there's a skeleton in the mining cave and then can't get out before he's shot, while Jeremy swims down to loot an underwater ruin, without telling anyone, and while damaged from a previous skeleton attack, meaning that when he runs out of oxygen he drowns quicker.
---->'''Gavin''': We're so bad at Minecraft! [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe It's been seven years!]]
*** Special mention goes to the response to Jeremy's death: Michael loudly and angrily berates him for being an idiot, while Gavin loudly and angrily demands that they have a series that lasts ''longer'' than two episodes and Trevor jokingly insinuates that they did it on purpose so they didn't have to play.
----->'''Michael''': [[SpeakIllOfTheDead WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING MORON?! YOU IDIOT!]] ''[[RageBreakingPoint YOU IDIOT!]]'' '''''[[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy STUPID!]]''''' You fucking moron!
*** As they are getting ready to restart, Jeremy flat out asks if they can do the series on a different seed, but is shot down due to everyone else being okay with it. Jeremy decides to ask what ''Jack'' was doing (since Jack was giving him shit for drowning), prompting him to go off on Jack [[CriticalResearchFailure for building a house]][[note]]Matt was doing that, not Jack. Jack was mining.[[/note]]. Jeremy's outburst of rage was so sudden, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness even Michael was taken aback]].
---->'''Jeremy''': [[SarcasmMode (screaming) WOAH! OH MY GOD! SO DANGEROUS! JACK PATTILLO, THE BALLS OF A LEGEND!]]\\
'''Jack''': How'd ''I'' get wrapped into this?!
*** After calming down, Jeremy explains that he went off because "Let's Watch!Jack" had come out, and Jeremy has no patience for that.
*** The first attempt had Geoff attempt to assign roles to everyone to make things easier, but in fact wound up ''over'' complicating things. The second go, fueled in part due to Jeremy's ranting, Geoff streamlines things:
---->'''Geoff''': [[CuttingTheKnot Pick a role, or don't, I don't wanna get fuckin' chewed out.]]
*** For all of [[spoiler:his chastising of Ryan and Jeremy for dying so early, Michael is the first to die after the reboot.]]
*** Matt [[spoiler:dies fighting a trident wielding drowned while trying to save Ryan. Matt was just watching Ryan die until Ryan noticed and started publicly shaming him. Matt would latter confirm he fully intended to do nothing until Ryan called him.]]
*** Afer [[spoiler: Matt's]] demise Geoff says it was a shame because [[spoiler:Matt]] really wanted to do Ya Dead Ya Dead. Gavin then replies "Well he was in one."
** Ever since this episode, Gavin considered this the worst start to any series the crew have ever done due to how horrible they began. It wasn't until their ''GTA V: Criminal Masterminds Trash - It Only Gets Worse From Here'' (In which no progress was made whatsoever) that Gavin reconsidered it, even mentioning this episode as comparison.
* GOLD RUSH - Minecraft - Ya Dead, Ya Dead Part 2 (#357)
** After reviewing tomes of dark lore, a ritual to revive those who died has been found: Erecting a Tower of Pimps. It will allow [[ItOnlyWorksOnce a single resurrection]] for a player. Of course given the guys have no gold, the question becomes who gets revived first. Most likely it'll be decided based on who is actually in the office.
*** Ryan ominously warns that what comes back may not be what they expect. Jack immediately asks if they're dealing with a ''Literature/PetSematary'' situation.
** Geoff makes a short cut to a ravine he found under the island by digging a small channel to allow sea water to flow in and make a waterfall. Halfway through the episode he accidentally stumbles into this channel and is sucked into the the ravine, [[spoiler:where a skeleton kills him. It's perhaps the most pathetic death so far, as he basically tripped and fell into a monster.]]
** At the end of the episode enough gold has been stored to revive a single person. This leads to some arguments as everybody has their own opinion, such as reviving [[spoiler:Michael]] because he's their friend or [[spoiler:Geoff because he ''pays them'']].
* BACK FROM THE DEAD - Minecraft - Ya Dead, Ya Dead Part 3 (#358)
** Alfredo is nowhere to be found this episode, and the others hurriedly confirm at the beginning that he didn't die between episodes, he's just busy doing 'something else'.
** Given that they have everything they need aside from the obsidian, due to a stupid mistake at the end of the last episode, and that's quickly obtained, they perform the reviving ritual and bring [[spoiler:Michael]] back from the dead. [[spoiler:Everybody's disturbed to see that his usual skin is now part-zombie.]]
--->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]''': ''[waiting for his model to load]'' I'm really curious to see what I look like. I hope I've aged well.
*** After [[spoiler:Michael]] makes this comment, [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Trevor then proceeds to tell him to hit F5.]]
---->'''Trevor''': Hit... F... something.
---->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]''': (blunt) You need to stop saying that-
---->'''Trevor''': [[FailedASpotCheck (cutting him off; helpfully) F5.]]
---->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]''': (blunt) You need to stop saying that, and listen to me.
---->'''Trevor''': (talking over [[spoiler:Michael]]) Oh, sorry, o-okay, go ahead?
---->'''[[spoiler:Michael]]''': ''I'm invisible to myself.''
*** After reviving, [[spoiler:Michael]] shows some disturbing behavior, not recognizing the difference between cooked and rotten meat and trying to push people into the cactus hole. He admits he might be a little bit evil after his time in hell.
** Then about ten minutes later [[spoiler:Ryan gets ambushed by a creeper and dies, meaning that they have to blow their second tower on reviving ''him''. He becomes [[BodyHorror part Enderman]].]]
*** When asked the same question about preference in meat, [[spoiler:Ryan]] states he'd prefer the arm holding them.
** While he's mining in a cave, a skeleton in leather armor literally drops down and scares the shit out of Ryan.
-->'''Ryan:''' Oh my God, that was terrifying! There's a fucking skeleton in his pajamas and he just assaulted me from the sky!
** Jeremy returns to the underwater ruin that killed him in the aborted first try to retrieve the treasure map he saw that time. [[ShaggyDogStory The chest is now empty.]]
** A small invasion of the island's boats by the Drowned sees Turtle Boat (literally a turtle sitting in a boat) die. Distraught, Trevor decides to recruit his 'son' (another turtle) to replace him... and ends up making an entire Turtle FLEET.
** It's decided that they need to have a sheep cull because their pen is full to bursting. Trevor goes in and, owing to the iron armor he's wearing, sort of gets assimilated.
--->'''Trevor:''' It's day fifteen. They haven't noticed anything.
** The Nether portal allows a Zombie Pigman to come through and wander around the island. They all eventually decide he needs a name so they name him Frederick. When a second one comes through they decide one is enough and push it back into the Nether.
** On finding the Nether Fortress, Ryan and Jeremy are forced to flee when a Blaze comes after them and place a new portal to the overworld. They arrive in an uncharted, unlighted cave and quickly dig to the surface for safety only to emerge deep underwater. Surfacing they find that not only is it night and they're in an uncharted part of the map but ''[[FromBadToWorse they're surrounded by polar bears]]''.
** At the end of the episode, everybody cheers that they made it longer than they did last time with enough players alive to make the let's play viable.
*** During said celebration, Trevor climbs out onto a narrow ledge on their watchtower and then freaks out that he might fall. Michael tries to knock him off with a chicken and Ryan barely restrains himself from punching Trevor off the building.
* ENTER THE NEST - Minecraft - YDYD Part 4
** The episode starts up with Michael having a staring contest with a chicken that somehow got to the top of his watchtower.
** The goals outlined at the start of the episode are to get enough gold to resurrect [[spoiler:Matt]], and to kickstart potion brewing. By the end of the episode, thanks to bad luck and sheer stupidity, [[spoiler:Matt is back, but Jack is dead to a drop creeper and both Michael and Ryan are [[DeaderThanDead double-dead]].]]
*** Really, the amount of HoistByHisOwnPetard from [[spoiler:Michael and Ryan]] is staggering. [[spoiler:Following the death of Jack, Michael and Trevor retrieve his stuff, but then get too greedy while searching an abandoned mineshaft, and after they've already gotten lost once, Michael charges into a cave spider nest and gets bitten to death. Meanwhile, Ryan popped out of the secondary Nether portal to check just how far it was away from the island (very far indeed) then can't find the entrance back into the caves so he decides to try and run the full 2,400 blocks back. Night falls, he builds a house, then he [[TooDumbToLive tries to experience farm with the zombies banging on his door]] and gets completely swamped.]]
*** [[spoiler:Not only that, Trevor could have helped prevent Michael's death, if he hadn't holed himself off so he could get lunch in real life. Michael immediately writes in the chat that Trevor's sandwich killed him.]]
*** In a way, [[spoiler:Ryan's death is also partially Michael's fault - Ryan was able to make a bed and was willing (and tried) to sleep to skip the night, but it didn't work because Michael was refusing to leave the mineshafts and everybody else was looking for him.]]
*** The fact that [[spoiler:Jack actually spotted the drop creeper and called attention to it but didn't do anything about it and eventually wandered into its area. It might be the most preventable death yet.]]
** Alfredo, meanwhile, draws the ire of everybody else for using up half of the diamonds to make a sword and slaughtering Frederick, their pet Zombie Pigman.
** Jack has a sing and Alfredo appreciates it.
---> '''Jack:''' ''(to the tune of 'Tomorrow')'' "Just thinkin' about Alfredo...!" \\
'''Alfredo:''' That's nice of you.
** [[spoiler:When Jack dies, he starts typing in a 'spooky ghost voice'. Matt later calls attention to this by wondering why of all of the dead, Jack is the only one with a 'speech impediment'.]]
* WHATEVER IT TAKES - Minecraft - YDYD Part 5 (#360)
** The episode kicks off with Alfredo giving a dramatic speech... that just turns out to be an extended ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' parody. The second that it's over, there's a MoodWhiplash as he asks why there's a hole in the floor of the house.
** They quickly gather enough gold to revive another person and Jack comes back... [[spoiler:with a little zombification and the front of his helmet gone, revealing a face ala [[CallBack Jonk]]. He immediately starts shouting about a Creeper and the others decide not to mention his 'face']].
** As the other four have made plans about what jobs need to be done, Jeremy attempts to fill Jack in on what needs doing by telling Jack that it's "on the wall." Jack starts looking around the house in confusion before Alfredo helps to clarify that Jeremy means the board on the wall in their ''actual'' office.
** Talking about food, Jeremy mentions that he has bread, chicken and mutton on him. Matt takes the chance to make a pun, that gets a LamePunReaction:
---> '''Matt:''' ''(quietly)'' You fuckers ain't got mutton on me... ''(cracks up a little at the lame joke)''" \\
''(There are a few laughs from Jack and a 'Right.' from Jeremy)'' \\
'''Alfredo:''' The fuck, Matt? \\
'''Jack:''' Boo. \\
'''Matt:''' I'm-I'm losing my mind this week dude.
** While systematically clearing the mineshafts of spiderwebs and mob spawners, Jeremy and Alfredo come across a zombie with a shield trapped behind some panic blocks from the last episode. They prepare themselves, release the zombie, [[spoiler:and discover to their horror that the zombie ''is wearing all of Michael's armor and carrying his sword and shield''. They kill it with little struggle, and lament that they just killed Michael ''again''.]]
** Jeremy found some powered rails in a chest, so Jack starts using them to speed up the rail that descends into the mine, only to find that they don't have nearly enough. At the end of the video, Jeremy tries to ascend anyway by pressing forward manually, reaches the top, bumps into Alfredo and is sent screaming all the way back to the bottom again.
** Near the end the entire group is down in the mineshaft having cleared a large section out and when Trevor knocks through a wall to find a few Creepers they take them down quickly too and knock through fully to go into the new section... [[spoiler:only to find there were ''more'' Creepers hiding inside waiting for them along with a skeleton with an enchanted bow and Jeremy screams to run. What follows is about ten seconds or so of panic, furious sword flailing and an explosion]].
** Trevor discovers an under water cave which might go back to the surface. Matt says he'll go inside and tells Trevor to seal it off, when Trevor refuses.
---> '''Matt:''' No, I mean ''after'' I get back out. \\
'''Trevor:''' Oh. \\
''(laughter)''
* WE FOUND TREASURE - Minecraft - YDYD Part 6 (#361)
** The episode starts with the remaining gang deciding to resurrect Geoff mostly because they don't wanna resurrect Gavin. Not only does he have trouble respawning, when he does respawn, he's ''furious'' because he was happy and in heaven!
*** This being Geoff, [[spoiler:he dies again before the episode's out.]]
** Geoff comes back [[spoiler:half-infested with Flood]]. The other guys can't help staring at him in disgusted fascination, even when he's ''sleeping'', creeping Geoff out.
** Jack gets perma-killed, with his ''third'' YDYD death by Creeper. He doesn't even get the chance to scream before he's blown up. [[KilledOffscreen We don't even see him die.]] We just hear an explosion and Trevor receives the message saying he was killed.
** Alfredo goes on an adventure, and somehow escapes death by a hair's breadth multiple times (Armored Zombies, Cave-Spider nests, Creepers popping up out of nowhere (complete with a ScareChord every time he sees a Creeper), narrowly surviving poisonings and Creeper-blasts...) and manages to get back to base. The gang's lost so many of their veteran Minecrafters despite their efforts at caution, and goofy, [[LeeroyJenkins reckless]] Alfredo is somehow still alive!
--->'''Alfredo''': Ah! Oh my god! I fell through a hole, right next to ''lava''.\\
'''Jeremy''': Stop [[WesternAnimation/MrMagoo Magoo]]ing around this game!\\
'''Alfredo''': It was the most Magoo thing I've ever done.
* REMEMBER THIS COURSE? - Minecraft - Wipeout (#362)
** Yes, that's right, ''Wipeout'' is back - and this is the ''original'' course from Achievement City, dragged screaming back from hell so the Hunters who've joined since 2012 can set times on it. Geoff's quick to point out that this does ''not'' mean Achievement City's back for good - it's the newest version of it they had that was still working, and even then only just. It's so old the world hasn't been enlarged from its original size, meaning that the file predates episode 135, which came out ''at the end of 2014.''
*** They've coated the entire area with vines and spiderwebs, claiming its the accumulated filth of five years, as well as random holes in various structures.
** As Jeremy reaches the end of the course, Matt points out that Geoff didn't save the map after he fixed something - namely, stopping the last water tower from freezing since it's in a snowy biome. Cue Geoff and Jack panicking as they cycle through their creative mode inventories trying to find buckets of water. Then once they're done, Geoff sets everybody back to survival mode. ''Everybody'', including himself, Jack and Gavin who were acting as cameramen. Jack dies on impact.
** Fiona goes second, and it's plain she a) doesn't play Minecraft and b) never watched the original videos, because she has no idea where she's going and is generally unfamiliar with the controls.
*** At the ''very end'' of the course she starts complaining she can't see the final jump. The guys are amazed when they realize that she ran the entire course in ''third person''. (Except, actually, she didn't - she panic hit the button when jumping to the last water column, and since she doesn't play Minecraft, she had no idea what she'd done. By the time it comes out that she's in third person, she's either completely forgotten that she did most of the course in first person, or just can't communicate it above everyone else being loud.)
** Halfway through her attempt, ''[[UnexpectedCharacter Ray]]'' walks in and is amazed that they're playing the same map as seven years ago.
*** Ray's appearance indicates this and the next part were recorded the same day as Off Topic #177, where Ray was a guest.
** During his go, Jeremy said that he didn't expect anyone to succesfully pass the piston shunts, owing to game updates. Fiona gets there and breezes through it in a single attempt.
** At the end of the video, Gavin pops a confetti popper, but as he did, Jeremy sees that the strobe light went off as well and it scared the shit out of him because he feared that something from the equipment popped.
* HUNT FOR THE ENDER PEOPLE - Minecraft - YDYD Part 7 (#364)
** Gavin is the next one resurrected. His [[RunningGag new skin?]] Nothing. Gavin's skin didn't load, making him look completely normal. Jeremy has to fix it, and instead of Gavin becoming more monstrous, he ends up looking more ''human'', ending up with the face and arms of Steve.
** Alfredo takes issue with Gavin's new face. [[spoiler:And by the end of the episode, there really is only one Steve]].
---> '''Alfredo''': Hey, hey you, bitch. [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne There's only one Steve here, you hear me?]]
** [[spoiler: Trevor's]] death is arguably the dumbest and most hilarious one of all. [[spoiler: In an attempt to set down TNT, Trevor ends up activating it instead. '''In the doorway of the house'''. Mere seconds after Jeremy died, Trevor ends up blowing himself sky-high, leaving only Alfredo as the lone survivor.]]
** The sheer fact that [[spoiler:[[LeeroyJenkins Al]][[NaiveNewcomer fredo]] of all people is the one that manages to survive until the end, beating out the more experienced and skilled veterans through sheer luck and recklessness.]]
** The somber ending as [[spoiler:Alfredo decides to cut himself off from the rest of the world]] is peppered with tons of {{Corpsing}} as you can hear Jeremy laughing in the background at [[spoiler:Alfredo's bungled attempt to blow up the bridge and his grousing about the house being gone]].
* PILLAGING THE PILLAGERS - Minecraft 1.14 Update (#365)
** It's a brand new update, so the gang has decided to go check out the Pillagers that were just added.
*** As they kill villagers, steal from their chests, and just generally harass them it occurs to the guys that they were the pillagers all along.
** The gang finds a village pretty early on. While looking at what the ironsmith had, Jeremy lists out the items in awe. Ryan correctly calls him out for immediately robbing him.
** Jack finds a bell in the village and begins ringing it, crying out "Sanctuary!". Michael immediately tells him "Too soon".
** Michael sees that the blacksmith has lava blocked away and immediately lets it flow. It ends up killing the blacksmith when he drops into it and Michael [[BlatantLies keeps claiming it's not his fault]] when Ryan keeps calling him out for it.
** A thunderstorm revives the talk of "winning" ''Minecraft'' with a Super-Charged Creeper. Jack gets really into the idea and spends several minutes digging a pit to trap Creepers in hopes of lightning striking one. Then he gets teleported across the map by Ryan, triggering a massive breakdown.
** The guys discover pandas and proceed to coo over it in delight while Gavin enters David Attenborough mode, complete with documentary music.
** Michael traps the panda in a pit preparing to kill it ("I'm the only bear here, motherfucker."), and he's accused of having some bear envy. Jeremy mishears "bear envy" as "bear in me", and breaks into singing "You've Got a Bear In Me" in the doofiest voice imaginable, with Gavin accurately predicting what kind of face Jeremy is making as he sings before even turning to look at him.
* ACHIEVEMENT HUNTING - Minecraft - The 102 (Part 1)
** The Achievement Hunters are back into hunting achievements and are going after the game's 102 achievements. Jeremy, being the overachiever, is already at 14 when they start.
** Fiona, having never really played ''Minecraft'', gets ribbed on a lot for her newbieness. For instance, when she asks how to eat the food, Matt tells her to "open her mouth".
** Alfredo makes a crafting table and proclaims that he's going to "craft her good", prompting a blushing pink background and sparkles all around.
** Geoff points out that he had was digging with a wooden shovel, in response to previous audience comments that he never uses the right tool for the job. Cue mocking fireworks display... and Fiona accidentally smacking Geoff with a pickax.
*** The rest of the Hunters declare that by using the right tool, Geoff is worse than ''Thanos''.
** Jack once again [[RunningGag dies to a creeper]]. When Trevor calls "drop creepers" the bane of Jack's existence, Jeremy quickly shifts to his Bane voice, asking "Did someone call for Bane?". Geoff quickly shoots out "No."
** When Fiona finds Matt building his little cottage, she asks if she can help. Matt responds that any help would be nice. [[ExactWords So, she gives him one block of wood.]]
** The incident with the witch is hilarious: While wandering around, Trevor gets attacked by a passing by witch, which poisons him. In his panic, Trevor dives around to his house... with no windows. The witch nails Fiona, causing the two of them to run around in a panic. When Fiona dies by another potion, she's around Jack's farm. When she goes to get her stuff, a Creeper follows her and blows up, leaving a large crater in Jack's farm. The witch returns again and Fiona and Matt put her down, poisoning Fiona in the process. As she runs around in a panic, she accuses Matt of attacking her, leading him to blow up that it's ''her body'' doing the attacking not him.
* TRIDENT PHANTOM HUNTING - Minecraft - All 102 Achievements (Part 2)
** Trevor becomes irritated when he finds several Endermen, having spent the entirety of YDYD without seeing a single one.
** Fiona, having been the first one to find lava in the previous episode and immediately dying afterwards, continues the trend by becoming the first (and only) person to find a village this episode... then accidentally whacks a villager with a shovel and gets steamrollered by an iron golem.
** At one point, Trevor goes to investigate an underwater ruin, then realizes on his way back up that he's going to drown before he gets back to the surface. He has just enough time to panic and say 'bye' before dying, sending the others into laughing fits.
** Trevor is the gift that keeps on giving this episode, later coming across a group of beached turtles... which he proceeds to slaughter for seagrass, all while the screen becomes progressively redder and he talks in a depressed monotone while PsychoStrings play in the background.
** Just as the episode's wrapping up, Geoff and Jack stumble upon a dungeon, and get excited over it, all while Jeremy protests that they ''need'' to end the recording. The contents of the dungeon chests are censored to provide a cliffhanger, which is instantly negated as Geoff and Jack happily describe the contents and move them to their own, uncensored inventories.
* HOW TO TRAIN YOUR CAT - Minecraft - All 102 Achievements (Part 3)
** At the beginning of the episode, Fiona encounters a Witch that poisons her. She begins singing that she's going to die, and when Jack compliments her song, Fiona says it's her tryout for the Achievement Hunter musical. Jack and Geoff tell her they'll call her back, with Geoff making a reference to ''Project Runway''. However, Geoff initially messes up "Runway" as "One Way", leading to the group singing [[Music/{{Blondie}} "One Way or Another"]] in unison.
** When Jeremy asks if anyone wants a trident since he has extras, Geoff tells him to give one to Jack since his breath smells terrible. Jack is confused at first before Geoff explains that Trident is a brand of gum.
--->'''Jeremy:''' You shouldn't be able to make jokes like that, we need stricter gum laws.\\
'''Jack:''' Jeremy, I was drinking while you were saying that. That's the only reason why I didn't laugh quicker.
** Trevor begins renovating the group's house and discovers that someone put a chest in the wall.
--->'''Trevor:''' Who put a chest as a piece of the wall?\\
'''Matt:''' Someone who's bold and innovative, I would imagine.
** Jeremy yells at Alfredo to join the game already.[[note]]Alfredo switched to the PC version of ''Minecraft''.[[/note]] Alfredo can be heard yelling "Fuck you, Jeremy!" in the background.
** Fiona continues her trek to re-find the village and falls down a hole. She describes it as a "sixty-foot drop," but since ''Minecraft'' uses the Metric system,[[note]]One block is three meters[[/note]] the others demand she convert it, which she refuses. Jack asks if, since Fiona's French, she was taught the Metric system, which she confirms. The others "help Fiona feel at home" by imitating French accents and saying random French words, with their perspectives wearing berets and various French locales in the background.
--->'''Fiona:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere It's insane how fast I'll leave this game.]]
** Matt finds some sea pickles. Jack tells him that there's an achievement related to sea pickles, but can't remember what, thinking that the achievement is to put four of them somewhere. Geoff tells Matt to [[AssShove shove them up his ass]].
--->'''Matt:''' I mean, four sea pickles up the ass would be an achievement for sure.
** Geoff and Jack try to get an achievement for saddling a pig. Jack tries to fence Geoff's pig in, but before Jack can place the last block, the pig walks out.
** Matt tames a cat in a village. He leaves in a boat with Alfredo, but goes back when he can't find his cat. ''Right as he gets back to shore'', [[ShaggyDogStory the cat drowns]].
* WHO IS BANANAMAN? - Minecraft - All 102 Achievements (Part 4)
** The title comes from the fact that, with Michael and Lindsay joining in, the latter does not pick her usual Kazooie skin. Instead, she picks a bizarre humanoid banana as her character, and plays it up for all it's worth, including doing her level best to creep Matt out.
--->'''Lindsay:''' Matt, [[ThirdPersonPerson Bananaman will remember this.]]\\
'''Matt:''' ...Please remember it favorably, Bananaman.
*** This continues for a while until Michael and Trevor one-up her by busting out [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Lemongrab]] impressions, annoying her into silence.
*** Between these two points, Jeremy and Michael start doing exaggerated {{Joisey}} accents, which eventually morph into [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Lt. Surge]].
---->'''Jeremy:''' Hit 'im wit a Tundabolt!
** Jeremy spends some time griefing Matt by screwing with his house - blocking off the front door with dirt, stone, and ore blocks, and then planting random wood blocks inside and trying to grow a giant mushroom in the middle of the floor (Matt catches him in the act and chases him out)
** Jeremy also spends time trying to set up a railway track in order to get the "On A Rail" achievement. During his first attempt, though, a Creeper shows up on the track right in his path. Panicking, Jeremy hops out of his minecart to avoid getting blown up... and the Creeper ends up getting in the cart as it zooms away!
** Poor Geoff gets so hopelessly lost that he resorts to destroying the bed in the village he last slept in and then deliberately getting killed in order to find home base again.
* PILLAGER RAID - Minecraft - All 103 Achievements (Part 5)
** The reason why there's now 103 achievements? As it turns out, on the ''day'' they uploaded the first video the game updated with another achievement.
** Shortly into the video, Alfredo asks about this unusual symbol that has appeared on his screen. Trevor figures out that Alfredo has Bad Omen (a 'debuff' where if you enter a NPC village a Pillager Raid will automatically trigger), and soon finds out that Alfredo got it from the Pillager Tower that he had found and cleared out without telling anyone.
--> '''Trevor:''' [[WesternAnimation/MrMagoo Magoo]], you bitch!
** During the Pillager Raid, Ryan mentions outloud that he can't find the last Pillager to kill to end it, while said Pillager is staring at him through a window as he walks past.
* WHAT BLEW UP? - Minecraft - All 103 Achievements (Part 6)
** Jeremy starts [[{{Troll}} trolling]] Matt again, this time going with Ryan to plant TNT on his house's wall as dramatic music plays. Matt hears it going down but is stuck in a menu, so he can't do anything until it's already over. At which point [[DisproportionateRetribution he jumps on his horse and kills Jeremy in retribution.]]
--->'''Trevor:''' Oh, he's riding- the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Riders of Rohan]] are after you!\\
'''Jeremy:''' [[OhCrap Oh shit, is he on the horse?]] ''(sees Matt)'' AWW, NO! [[BlatantLies You didn't give my sword back yet-]]\\
'''Matt:''' ''(kills him)'' I ''DID'', you piece of shit! You've had it the whole time!
*** Not three minutes after this, Trevor walks into Matt's house with TNT joking to do the same. Matt warns him away [[TemptingFate because he has cats in the house they need for achievements]], so Jeremy kills one with a trident and runs away. Matt kills him again, then makes a small grave for his cat [[KickTheDog that Jeremy blows up immediately after finding it.]]
** Jack starts the episode lost in the middle of nowhere and spends the first 20 minutes trying to find his way home. Near the end, he makes a Nether portal near their house, but after he goes through it into the Nether, the portal there can only send him to the portal he and Geoff made in the desert a few episodes ago, [[HereWeGoAgain once again]] [[ShaggyDogStory leaving him stranded in the middle of nowhere far from home.]]
* SUPER CREEPER SOCCER - Minecraft
** The episode starts with Ryan and Michael looking over the "GAY" sign ''still'' on Gavin's Achievement Cove house. Ryan awkwardly places two blocks on the "Y" to make it "GAV", but turns it back to "GAY" when Michael suggests removing two blocks without specifying.
** This episode sees Michael and Ryan more or less declare their "YDYD 2" skins to be their new permanent skins.
--->'''Michael''': Ryan and I are comfortable in our own skin, or whoever skin I'm wearing.
** Matt spends the first few moments of the episode chasing everyone out of his house because they keep attacking his dog. Matt's obviously gloomy because they keep bullying his "fake pet".
** Geoff asks who'd be the one person in the ''Franchise/StarWars'' universe closes to how Matt acts, Jack immediately chooses Salacious Crumb. Geoff thinks he's the Sarlacc Pit, Matt himself thinks he's Boba Fett "the white guy in the armor", Jeremy thinks he's a random Wookie in the background during the Battle of Kashyyyk and Lindsay thinks he's Padme Amidala, dying in childbirth and screaming at someone "You're breaking my heart!"
** Moments after arriving at the arena and splitting up into teams everybody gets dropped from the server. Of course, [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties Technical Difficulties]] plays... ''sung'' by Michael and Jeremy. It comes up again less than thirty seconds later as Jack gets dropped and Geoff realizes that he's got a meeting to go to in ten minutes, and this time it's played at more than twice the speed.
** All of the supercreepers are named "[[KickTheDog Somehow Worse Gavin]]".
** Of course, the glorious return of [[CallBack Old Timey Ryan]].
* Secrets Revealed - Minecraft - Galaticraft Part 24
** Not one minute into the episode, Ryan blows himself up, [[RunningGag again]].
** Linsday finally manages to locate the location of Matt's forbidden objects. The only problem is that the coordinates are on Michael's computer and not Ryan's, causing slight disappointment.
** Lindsay spends the whole episode trying to make a cup of coffee so that she can open a donut store on Mars.
*** When she finally askes the group for help, they don't know how to help her.
---> '''Jeremy:''' I have made jail cells that suck the life out of people and never let them die... and I have no idea what to do about your thing.
** Jeremy spends most of the episode trying to find Wither skeletons to take their heads for the Wither spawner. Jack gives him a special {{BFS}} to help him loot them, but his first sword is enchanted and teleports anything it doesn't kill on hit to god-knows-where.
*** Later on, Matt kills a handful of skeletons while searching for Nether wart and Jeremy steps around the corner just in time to see him finish them off. Matt frantically points him in the direction of more skeletons as Jeremy brandishes his sword in silence with a DeathGlare.
** Ryan attempts to nuke Matt's Horse from their base. He even tries to pull off the gimmick where certain doom will happen if a Cow of all things manages to walk on the pressure plate. [[spoiler: It does launch, but it doesn't do anything since [[EpicFail its out of range from Matt's horse]].]]
** Right before Ryan manages to reach Matt's hideaway, Matt manages to capture Sugarcube and send it to another dimension that the rest of the AH Crew don't know about. Since he can't capture the mini Matt (As the capture device only captures vanilla mobs), [[AntiClimax Matt decides to just kill his mini self]].
*** The sheer fact that the only place Matt could keep Sugarcube safe from Ryan's bloodlust was ''[[SerialEscalation an inaccessible pocket dimension.]]'' And then Ryan implies that even ''that'' won't be enough.
** Jack closes the episode out like this... [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped or something close to it]]:
--->'''Jack:''' Stay tuned, next time, for the- [[DeterioratesIntoGibberish the conklillion-blah-bla-ba!]]\\
''([[{{Corpsing}} the entire room collapses into laughter]])''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Yeah, that's how it's gonna end!?\\
'''Jack:''' Conklilling conclusion! Con- uh- the "thrilling conclusion", that's what I was trying to say, the thrilling conclusion!
* Total Annihilation - Minecraft - Galacticraft Finale (Part 25)
** Since he can't reach Matt's pocket dimension to get to Sugarcube and Mini Matt himself, Ryan uses console commands to spawn TNT on Matt with the hopes of catching his kid and horse in the explosion. While Sugarcube manages to survive Mini Matt didn't, and Matt's tombstone is in the pocket dimension leaving him without a means to get back.
*** He ''did'' have a second key at his house, but Ryan is able to nuke it before he gets there.
** The entire thing comes about because of Ryan's desire to blow up Matt. He, Jack, Jeremy and Lindsay are able to create an antimatter missile and, after a few complications, get the sucker to finally launch. However, Ryan unknowingly (and repeatedly) redirects the missile in mid-air, so instead of landing on Matt's head [[HoistByHisOwnPetard it lands on]] ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard Ryan's]]''. The resulting explosion ''completely nukes NASA''.
** With NASA gone the gang decides to use Creative Mode to give everyone rocket launchers with red matter and antimatter missiles and just spam them until the server crashes. This results in massive chunks of the world simply ceasing to exist, including Jeremy blowing a hole ''through the bedrock'', a normally indestructible block. The only exception is Jack, who spawns a tier 6 rocket and tries to fly away only for one of the black holes to destroy his launch pad before he can lift off.
*** Matt immediately uses Creative Mode to make a new key to his pocket dimension and bring Mini-Matt back again. Ryan's spammed TNT code fails to kill either horse or child before Matt teleports back, meaning that Ryan's destruction of the world was for nothing.
** Ryan's stated reason for destroying the world so thoroughly it crashes? If he kills the game world, it means he also killed Sugarcube and Mini-Matt.
--->'''Ryan''': If the server can't be launched, then the horse is still dead. Rest in peace, Edgar.
** The final shot of the episode. The credits play over a slowly zooming-out image of the Earth with fancy space music playing... only for the music to abruptly cut out to Ryan going "Uh-Oh!" as a black hole suddenly forms at the center of the Earth on-screen. In less than a second it rapidly expands, and the entire planet and the starry background are warped and sucked inward and vanish with a sound like an old TV turning off, to signify the universe being obliterated by the runaway Red Matter.
*** On a meta level, some [=YouTube=] comments claimed that the red matter destruction left behind a void with only a single floating tree, setting the stage for Sky Factory. And the very next episode was a return to that very mod.
* Start From Nothing - Sky Factory 4 (Part 1)
** The gang is back in the fourth iteration of Sky Factory and things kick off with Gavin destroying the leaves, sending the group tumbling through the sky and the intro for this series.
*** Which doubles as the others[[note]]Jack already played a bit on his own time[[/note]] learning that, instead of dying by falling into the void, Sky Factory 4 makes it so that you keep looping from the bottom of the sky to the top of the sky until you land on solid ground. This immediately proves troublesome as Ryan struggles with building a bigger platform as people fall on top of him.
*** Because you can't replenish your hunger meter with rain anymore, whenever Jeremy gets too hungry, he jumps to his (belated) death to refill his hunger.
** There are a ''lot'' of sex jokes since everyone has to "hump" to grow trees.
*** Because of the fact that Gavin is still using his YDYD skin, everyone becomes disturbed seeing him hump trees, as he is now able to make proper eye contact.
*** Ryan and Gavin intentionally make eye contact and begin humping a few trees into existence. Cue porn music and pink blush on the screen.
** Gavin's interested in getting back into solar, only for Ryan to tell him that solar isn't in this modpack. Jack tells him that he's wrong by looking it up, but Ryan continues to say it isn't, because [[OneDialogueTwoConversations Ryan was thinking of the ''Solar Flux Reborn'' mod that was in SkyFactory 3 while Jack was looking at the ''Matter Overdrive'' and ''Mekanism'' solar panels, which are much, much weakier in comparison]].
** After obtaining a dry rack, Jeremy suggests putting a donut on it, wondering what it would do. Ryan says it would just dry out and no one would want to eat it. Jeremy suggests [[BigEater Matt would]].
** After constantly talking about clay acorns, they finally start mixing it up with Creator/ClayAiken.
** Trying to make rain leads to everyone trying to perform a ritual to summon rain. When that fails, Ryan leaps off the edge and tries to use the constant wrap around to cut the clouds and make it rain... until he lands on a tree Gavin grew.
* Worst Nether Portal - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 2)
** The episode begins with everyone noticing the market man with them. Gavin teasingly pushes him aside to take his spot before Ryan tries to push him ''off''. Jack tries to get blocks to prevent Ryan from doing that when Gavin just takes out the brick underneath him, causing him to fall down. On a whim, they break the stand and put it back without the hole, causing the market man to fall from the sky, through the hole and back down to the bottom.
** For some reason, there's a stone axe in a bucket. Turns out Gavin threw it in there somehow and [[FailedASpotCheck didn't realize it until he needed it]].
** Most of the episode is dedicated to making a Nether Portal so they can get into the Nether for material. Once Jeremy finally makes the flint and steel to ignite the Nether Portal (after setting Gavin on fire by accident), he's dumbfounded as to why the Nether Portal won't come on. Turns out that there are no Nether ''Portals'', but Nether ''Cakes''. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Jeremy cannot believe the entire thing]].
** When Gavin learns that the tree farming is now automative, Jeremy thinks Gavin is gonna be without work. Jack excitingly tells Gavin what he can do, and name all the storage chest with their respective supplies inside, Gavin calls it what it is, Paperwork.
* The Cow King - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 3)
** After some doing, the guys manage to create a cow from seeds. Gavin picks up said cow and jumps on the trees, before asking Jeremy for "some Lion King". Cue Jeremy and Trevor [[WaxingLyrical improvising new lyrics all about the cow's creation in Sky Factory]] to the tune of "Circle of Life".
** Somehow Gavin managed to obtain a miniature statue of himself in-between episodes, but everyone but him and Trevor sees it as either of the default skins, Alex or Steve. Even more baffling, not even Gavin himself knows how he got it.
* Make a Pig Axe - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 4)
** As Jeremy is swimming up a waterfall, he notices Ryan and Gavin are at the top and plead they not destroy the source block. Gavin beats Ryan to it only to get bunsed off to join Jeremy's plight.
** After Trevor crafts their first Resource Hog who they name "Dwayne", the guys once again break out into a rendition of "Circle of Pig" as an increasing amount of filter nearly blots out the screen. Then things take a dark turn when they try to "anoint" the pig in the smelter while Trevor is standing by the windows.
--->'''Trevor''': ''[after his Hog is reduced to "pig stew"]'' Oh, you made me watch! ''Dude!''\\
'''Gavin''': Jeremy, that was the worst thing I've ever seen in ''Minecraft''. He's just a pool of blood now!
** The guys spot some falling stars and decide they must be Dwayne's soul returning to the world. And then Jeremy ruins the moment.
--->'''Jeremy''': Trevor, I got you something. ''[[[BlackComedy gives Trevor a Coagulated Blood]]]''\\
'''Trevor''': ''[small voice]'' No.\\
'''Ryan''': Is it a commemorative pig piece?\\
'''Trevor''': ''[faint]'' Yeah, a little bit.
** Gavin is more than a little weirded out when handed a Pig Iron ingot - a pink ingot with a pig's eyes and snout. The rest immediately start asking if it's possible to make a Pig Axe.
** Trevor brings Dwayne back to life by converting an adult pig and ''immediately'' has to warn a lurking Jeremy that he will kill him if Dwayne dies.
** Trevor is holding a chicken and falls through a hole in the platform in what Gavin terms a murder-suicide, landing on the very edge of the smelter. After showing how close he came to falling in, he immediately ''does'' fall in and tries "to create molten player".
--->'''Jeremy''': Take his Coagulated Blood and add it to my collection!
*** The guys conclude that Jeremy is "going loopy" without any actual Blood Magic to perform and is using the smelter as a blood pit to fulfill his needs.
** Gavin continues his paperwork by labeling the smelter as "Jeremy's Animal Sacrifice Chamber of Hot Blood Sludge."
* Into the Naga's Lair - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 5) | Let's Play
** The end of the previous episode saw the guys leave on a {{Cliffhanger}}, with Ryan opening up the Twilight Forest. [[CliffhangerCopout It takes them almost fifteen minutes to resume the cliffhanger.]]
--->'''Trevor''': Well, we ended on a cliffhanger, [[LeftHanging and then we didn't do the cliffhanger]].
*** And part of this [[NeverMyFault is because of Ryan calling them back for supplies,]] [[FromBadToWorse and then delaying giving the supplies]].
** Like Gavin before him, Michael gets a named weapon of his own. The name? [[ButtMonkey Gavin]]-Slayer.
--->'''Lindsay''': If it's a Gavin-Slaying sword, was it forged in the fires of [[Franchise.TheLordOfTheRings Mount Dumb]]?\\
''([[{{Beat}} beat as some of the guys begin to snicker]])''\\
'''Jack''': ...damnit, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny I don't want to laugh at that!]]
** One of the crew lets out [[{{Gasshole}} a fairly loud belch]], much to the disgust of the group. Jack jokingly chastises Lindsay for the belch. [[AccidentalTruth Turns out she was the one who did it]], much to the gang's shock and slight amazement.
--->'''Lindsay''': It's all that choir background!
** Lindsay proclaims that because of ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig'' the word "popsicles" is dead to her; they are "[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish ice lollies]]". [[NoJustNoReaction Everyone immediately tries to dissuade her]] as she stands her ground, with a British flag flying over the screen and "God Save the Queen" playing as the exchange goes down.
--->'''Jeremy:''' That's enough. That's enough out of you.\\
'''Lindsay:''' Ice lollies.\\
'''Ryan:''' You've gone too far!\\
'''Lindsay:''' Oh, I'm sorry, does the garbage man come to you house? I think not, I see the bin man.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Stop.\\
'''Ryan:''' You've gone down the rabbit hole, you need- you need to get out!\\
'''Lindsay:''' That's right. Do you fill your car with gas? No sir, I fill my car with petrol.\\
'''Michael:''' ''([[BriefAccentImitation doing an exaggerated Cockney accent]])'' Petrol! We've run out of petrol!\\
'''Jack:''' Lindsay's lost her goddamn mind.
** When Michael asks where he can find a crafting table Ryan nearly has a breakdown pointing out the countless crafting tables scattered around all edges of the platform and ''in the floor''.
** Jack inquires about the Jones' houselife:
--->'''Jack''': Lindsay, when are you getting a cat?!
--->'''Michael''': ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Jack, we just got a FRIDGE!]]''
** Jack is baffled at the idea that the other Hunters have had their cats throw up on them in the past and starts demanding what in the ''hell'' they were doing to the poor things.
** Jeremy places down a bunch of fireflies, which causes Lindsay to start singing "Fireflies" by Owl City. Jack, unamused, vein mines all of the fireflies (as they're actually blocks, not mobs), which causes Jeremy to yell upset as he thinks they all died. Just like in the first episode of Sky Factory 3, it's the fact that they all vanished into nothing that really makes it.
** Michael is distracted talking about how an actress's dog died, mangling his explanation so badly the others conclude the dog died ''while driving drunk''.
** Talking about the Optimus Prime enemies in the Nether, Lindsay notices certain themes with the original character and concludes that's why she's always thinking about ''Transformers'' in Church.
--->'''Michael''': Transform and repent!
* Altar of Pimps X
** The video starts with the players discovering that someone (nobody knows who) has dumped a bucket of lava on the floor of Jeremy's house and burnt most of the building down.
*** In the background, Jeremy can be heard first giving an incredulous "What!?" and then screaming in dismay. It then cuts to live video of Jeremy mourning his loss and getting a ''very'' awkward shoulder pat.
*** Because it's been so long since they've been in Achiveland, Gavin legitimately forgot where Jeremy's house is or what it looked like. He was in the process of confusing '''Jack's farm''' for it before Michael makes him turn around.
---->'''Gavin''': Wait, which one was Jeremy's?
---->'''Jack''': *''Staring at a giant, burning, purple and orange house shining a dozen beacons into the sky''* Really?
*** "No lives were rost- lost, but mine was ruined."
---->'''Michael''': [[DeadpanSnarker Was it rost?]]
---->'''Jeremy''': It wa- ''Damnit.''
** It's Matt's Maps Month, or Mattember. Nobody is quite sure who came up with the idea but Matt thinks it was a bad one.
** The Altar's location is marked by obsidian obelisks with a yellow beacon at their top. The rest of the team immediately deems them dicks with a piss beam.
** As they're waiting to start, Jack stares at a creeper standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm, hoping to see it struck by lightning for the supercharged creeper GoldenSnitch. Gavin brings up that Geoff once did the same thing with a marching band.
--->'''Geoff''': I wanted to see a tuba take it.
** Matt has no idea how hard the maze is going to be; some testers finished it in four minutes, others didn't finish it after 20 minutes, and Geoff, ever the pessimist, declares "see you in four minutes" as he enters the maze. [[spoiler:''Exactly four minutes later'' Geoff has met up with Gavin and Michael has won the round.]]
** Gavin makes the mistake of announcing when he reaches the waterfall and is subsequently repeatedly sniped out of the water by other players until the fall damage kills him.
** Gavin decides to cheat. [[spoiler:He grabs wood, digs his way outside, and goes in through the maze's exit. Then, in an attempt to get to the bottom so he could climb the water tower again, [[CheatersNeverProsper he falls to his death]].]]
** [[spoiler:Geoff]] reaches the waterfall and is almost at the top when [[spoiler:Gavin destroys the water source, sending Geoff to his death]].
* Anime Swords and Thunder Gods - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 6):
** Gavin has missed two parts so Trevor decides to bring him along in spirit by wearing a tiny statue of Gavin's character on his head.
** Michael and Jeremy go to the Nether to look for materials, and Michael, for whatever reason, decides to attack a Pigman. Jeremy is fearful, but Michael brushes it off, thinking he could handle it. As if on cue, a horde of not just Pigman, but Cyborgs and Blazes come in and attack the both of them, killing Michael.
** Ryan spent a long time between episodes grinding out iron for use in their projects. Trevor fat fingers the shift button while making some gears and converts ''all of the stored iron'' into gears. Ryan is not happy.
** Jeremy gives Jack an Ender Orb, basically an ender pearl with infinite uses. At one point Jack was trying to quick button something, but accidentally threw an ender pearl into the void. He spent a good while fearing that it could eventually land somewhere and kill him at any moment.
** Jeremy discovers a staff that creates lightning strikes and once again declares himself a god. He eventually attempts to kill a group of Creepers with the staff and quickly remembers [[FeedItWithFire what happens when a Creeper is struck by lightning.]]
--->'''Jeremy''': This cave is full of Super Creepers!
** Jeremy tracks down two additional scepters and gives the first one to Ryan so he too can be a god. As Ryan cackles while blasting mobs in the Nether the rest of the crew asks why Jeremy would give something like that to ''Ryan''.
--->'''Ryan''': We are a new pantheon... I'll be the first to say it: [[SophisticatedAsHell Fuck Zeus. Right in his stupid goose ear]].
** By the end of the episode everyone has a lightning scepter... except for Trevor. When the idea of three of the "gods" casting lightning on something at the same time is suggested, all three choose Trevor.
* Block Collection Challenge (Part 1):
** Trevor accidentally turns most of his planks into sticks and then fumbles his complaint to Jack into "[[AccidentalInnuendo Ah, Jack me]]." The rest of the guys immediately decline.
** Matt rules that Chests, being slightly smaller than standard blocks, are unacceptable for the challenge. He also doesn't like the idea of having chests within chests within a building that looks like a chest.
--->'''Ryan''': He doesn't like the ''Film/{{Inception}}''-ness of it.\\
''[dramatic music sting]''
** Thirteen minutes into the video Ryan abruptly realizes Alfredo isn't taking part or even in the video.
** Jack de-mines Geoff whose pickaxe has run out. Geoff's response is measured and delivered in an even tone.
--->'''Geoff''': I was going to be a fair player but now I think I'll just try to kill Jack for the next hour. Pick up everything he's got.\\
'''Jack''': Could be exciting.\\
'''Geoff''': I've now given up on winning but my goal is to keep ''Jack'' from winning.
** Jeremy slaughters a hillside of sheep to deny the other Hunters access to their wool, with one exception.
--->'''Jeremy''': This isn't a race thing, but I'll allow the white ones to live.\\
'''Geoff''': You say you'll allow the ''white'' ones to live? It ''sounds'' like a race thing.
** While trekking through the jungle, Matt [[spoiler:discovers El Dorado... which Jeremy had built some time ago, and (according to Geoff) had been wanting to build since before ''working for Rooster Teeth'']].
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhekINsXcI&lc=UgxvPQJQ5wEkyDb-KC94AaABAg Trickster Imp]]''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDhekINsXcI&t=1575s 26:15]] Imagine calling the entrance to [[spoiler:Xibalba, the land of the Mayan death gods,]] a "pool".
** Ryan winds up being accosted by a Verne while inside the Chest; he keeps opening the door, only to bat him away when he tries jumping up. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Then Trevor enters the Chest, letting the Verne in.]]
* Yo-Yo Spiderman - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 7)
** Gavin returns and receives a Dumbass Yo-Yo; Jeremy's out so he isn't endowed with a godhead. He's also rather disappointed to see all of his sign work was undone while he was gone.
*** To Gavin's delight, he discovers he can use his yo-yo to kill the firefly Trevor was wearing on his head.
*** In addition, Gavin discovers that if he "hooks" the underside of the world-platform, he can swing around like Spiderman, hence the video title. [[spoiler:Trevor casually whacks the string Gavin is hanging from, sending him plummeting into the abyss.]]
** Michael lets rip with a fart so horrid that Gavin begins coughing and complains he may not be able to focus on the game.
--->'''Gavin''': ''[voice muffled by his shirt]'' I feel like I can ''see'' the fart.
*** It is later declared a "deep State bowel".
** Gavin begins losing his ability to speak in coherent languages and wonders if he needs to go home so he can get the fart out of his brain.
** Jack points out the contrast between the current status of the crew.
--->'''Jack:''' I've turned Michael into [[PhysicalGod a living god]], and Gavin's [[CloudCuckoolander riding a stone pig with a little mini version of himself on his head.]]
* Tour of Achievement Cove - [=VR180=] Minecraft (Part 1)
** The premise is Geoff and Jack give a tour of Achievement Cove to an unnamed viewer, so it opens with Jack shooting arrows at an apple in Geoff's hand.
** Throughout the tour, Ryan is seen lurking in the background at certain angles.
** Jeremy can be seen wandering through the cove and jumps into his pool, waving at the viewer.
** Geoff describes Matt as "a walking illness" who sweats "granules of sugar."
** Jack jumps into the water from Geoff's house and apparently has trouble surfacing, so Geoff jumps in to help him, leaving the viewer alone. [[spoiler:Ryan proceeds to kidnap the viewer.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Ryan:''' ''You'' don't belong here. I'm gonna take you somewhere special and have a little conversation.]]
* Tiny Tower of Pimps - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 8)
** Upon discovering that it's a thing, Gavin decrees that he wants a chocolate helmet. Jeremy volunteers... and quickly discovers that making a chocolate helmet involves a ludicrously long and complex chain of rare elements and complicated machines; he spends the better part of the entire video working toward it and ''still' isn't there by the time the episode ends.
* The Interrogation Room - [=VR180=] Minecraft (Part 2)
** Apparently, this is [[NoodleIncident the third time in a week]] that Ryan caught someone sneaking into the Cove. He apparently deals with the matter by throwing them into the hole with Edgar.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Matt is seen crouching]] behind the doors, shakes his head, and flees.
** Jeremy tries to be [[GoodCopBadCop the Good Cop,]] but bumbles through it, even offering a flower to the viewer.
--->'''Jeremy:''' You, uh, smell like apples!
** Ryan and Jeremy leave the viewer to be burned by the flames with [[ApologeticAttacker Jeremy making apologies]] the entire time. [[spoiler:Alfredo then pops up to free them.]]
* Invisible Pig Maze - Minecraft
** The concept is a one-block-high maze that can be traversed while riding on a pig, meaning the rider is unable to see the maze. To aid them, Matt has a bunker underneath the maze, so the rider's teammates can plot the rider's route from below... but the bunker only covers half of the maze. Both halves of the maze are identical, but rather than use the map on one side to work out where the rider is on the other, Matt expects the rider to have ''learned the route through the maze'' so they can essentially get back to the start. Five minutes in, just after Ryan reaches the other side, [[TheHyena Geoff has a hysterical breakdown.]]
** For Round 2, to help speed things along, Matt allows each team to have one guide for each half of the maze. Ryan takes the opportunity to grief Lindsay while she's acting as guide - shoving against her while going "bully-bully-bully", jumping into her field of view and tossing steaks at her, mining the ground out from beneath her, boxing her in with cobblestone... Jack, meanwhile, has a carrot-on-a-stick out, and he is performing his role of underground guide while surrounded by a entire pack of pigs.
* We Open a Cookie Stand! - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 9)
** Ryan opens the video by asking Lindsay to make a Culinary Construct Sandwich Station. Lindsay notes that, while he asked her nicely, at base level he just asked her to [[StayInTheKitchen make him a sandwich.]]
*** He then [[VerbalBackspace hurriedly backpedals]] and clarifies that he also told her to ''build the kitchen first'', and then she can make the sandwich for herself.
*** Later on, Gavin's "room of truth" claims that Ryan has an entire "hareem" of women who make him sandwiches.
** The video jumps to Lindsay... except her recording has gone walk-about, leaving a technicolor Technical Difficulties sign.
** Gavin creates a projector which writes out how he found the above incident funny. Ryan throws the projector into the abyss and Gavin doesn't find out for a good while.
** Michael's armor and weapon have made him into a supersoldier who kills on demand and he jumps at the opportunity to become a cyborg so he can give up the inconveniences of eating and drinking.
** Mid-video Geoff can't resist adding some comments on the audio. Since he isn't actually playing, his avatar pops up on screen and bounces about while speaking.
* The Grand Escape! - [=VR180=] Minecraft
** The viewer escapes the Cove by boating down the river and narrowly avoid Ryan's arrows and skirts by [[CrazyCatLady Lindsay and her bridge of cats.]]
** Despite the slow pace of the boat, Ryan and Jeremy fail to hit the viewer with any of their weapons. Jeremy's arrow machine runs out before the viewer approaches him
** Ryan subsequently turns on Jack and chases after him while Jeremy chases after the viewer.
** The viewer escapes the Cove...but soon turns up in a new area: [[spoiler:a cannibal village, and [[ImAHumanitarian Matt]] is there.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Matt:''' [[AffablyEvil Great to see you]], hop up on here, it'll totally be fine, you just look...absolutely delicious.]]
* What Fish CAN'T You Catch? - Minecraft
** In the first ten seconds, Jack quotes ''Film/{{Clue}}'', and Michael sprays a liberal amount of cologne over Gavin. Gavin ''instantly'' goes from gagging ''to '''screaming'''''.
** [[BadBadActing Jeremy is in this video. Alfredo is not in this video.]]
--->'''"Jeremy":''' I'm gonna play Spyro soon!
** The rules are as follows: catch several varities of fish in a bucket, put them in the player's section of the aquarium, and name them with a name tag (so they don't despawn). Simple, right? ...As it turns out, ''not in the slightest''.
*** The moment Matt says the word 'bucket' Jack repeats it as "buh-ket" and Geoff, who's not playing, [[TheHyena has a laughing fit off-mic]].
*** The game begins... and it transpires that neither Gavin nor Alfredo were listening to the instructions.
*** The anvils needed to name the fish are in the area at the front of the building, and access to the aquariums themselves is at the back.
*** Matt built the aquarium in Minecraft 1.12, but they're not playing in 1.12, because the fish variants hadn't been added at that point... but in the interim some other features got removed.
*** He also completely forgot that normally you need experience points to name things, since he normally does stuff on Creative.
*** All of this leads to Ryan angrily teleporting everybody back to the aquarium so they can 'fix Matt's broken game'. (Geoff is wheezing at this point.)
*** Neither Jack nor Alfredo know how to put their fish down so they can name them. Matt gives them the basic instructions... and they dump their fish on the floor.
*** Gavin drops his first fish in the tank, goes to grab a name tag... and returns to find that several other identical fish have spawned in the tank while he was away.
** Geoff then steals the cologne, sprays it into Gavin's face, and takes over Gavin's computer complete with fake British accent while he's out of the room coughing.
** Gavin makes his way into the Nether in search of materials, and while there he accidentally dumps his cod-in-a-bucket; the water immediately evaporates, leaving the poor cod to flop around and die.
** Alfredo accidentally washed one of his aquarium door levers off the wall, so he steals someone else's.
** It's also worth noting that all of the above items for this episode have happened ''in the first fifteen minutes''.
** The last several minutes of the video involve Ryan & Jack trying to use their fishing lines to drag a Guardian into a pen - first Jack's, then ''anyone's''. The others get involved, trying to help wrestle the recalcitrant fish-monster in (as well as trying to keep Alfredo from ''killing'' the thing to make it all stop). They even remove a set of doors as well as the wall surrounding it, creating a big gaping hole that should be easier to drag the Guardian through. They get it in, resulting much cheering, and then hurriedly try to close the hole up... and, right when they're about to finish, the Guardian escapes again through a ''1-by-1 hole'' that the gang was just about to fill in, swimming off into the sunset as our heroes scream in outrage and bring the video to a close.
*** They named the Guardian before bringing it to the exhibit so there were plenty of notifications about how somebody got killed by "Guardian Matt Stupid".
---->'''Ryan''': He's fundamentally angry and wants to kill!\\
'''Michael''': You talking about me or the fish?\\
'''Ryan''': [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]].
* One with the Machine - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 10)
** Trevor doesn't consider how to phrase a question.
--->'''Trevor''': So what does an "elevator" do in this?\\
'''Gavin''': Goes up and down.
** Ryan makes it rain sugar cane and turns the entire game into a near slideshow.
** Lindsay wants to get milk on her own rather than using the infinite supply from their jarred cow.
--->'''Lindsay''': I'm an independent woman, Ryan.\\
'''Michael''': Yeah, you're an independent woman. [[CallBack Now get back to making the damn kitchen]].\\
'''Lindsay''': Yeah, I'm back in the kitchen where Ryan wants me.
** Trevor makes an interweb connection so they can watch their own videos in the video and make copyright claims on their own video.
** The conversation about Gavin potentially playing for "multiple teams" gets away from Ryan at one point.
--->'''Gavin''': You saying I've got one of those woman's vaginas, Ryan?\\
'''Ryan''': I'm just asking questions.\\
'''Lindsay''': Welcome to the club, Gavin, shout out!\\
'''Gavin''': What up, let's flap the labes!\\
''[sputtering laughter all around]''
** Ryan continues his weirdness with animals, inviting everyone to come over and watch as he makes a chicken explode.
** Gavin informs Lindsay of the Tiny Cube of Truth and offers to let her enter; she's delighted because she has so many potentially truthful stories to add.
** Lindsay calls an impromptu meeting but cancels it when Michael refuses to come... at which point he agrees to come and the meeting is immediately uncancelled. The point of the meeting? They missed Lindsay's birthday so she has a cake!
*** A cake whose icon and model are invisible on her screen, so she starts accusing Trevor of stealing and eating it.
*** The guys make it about halfway through the song before they just get bored with singing and stop.
** Michael decides to undergo the full cyborg transformation and Ryan decides to get in the mood by going full MadScientist as epic music plays over Michael's transformation.
--->'''Lindsay''': You sick bastard, Ryan, you question the will of god!\\
'''Ryan''': Who needs god when you have science!?
*** Gavin laments that with Michael now a robot they can no longer get married in this series.
** Trevor posts a projector sign declaring he saw Gavin humping a donkey. Gavin protests, saying there is no evidence it ever happened but not actually denying it.
** When Michael learns he dies if his battery runs out, he starts having some buyer's remorse over opting in early and getting the shit robot parts. This only gets worse when Ryan realizes they have no way to recharge Michael's batteries and the station is going to take a lot of material.
** Michael gets increasingly irritated that whenever he tries to open the menu by hitting 'J' he gets some random info instead. It turns out Gavin had gone around the room switching the 'J' and 'K' keys and Michael is the only person who fell for it.
* Full Chocolate Armor - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 11)
** Ryan makes a charging station for Michael... in a hole at the bottom of the world. Michael is now the Edgar of Sky Factory.
** Jeremy resumes work on making Gavin's chocolate helmet. Soon enough he calls over Gavin to tell him, between chuckles, that the massive factory he has built is ''solely to make him chocolate''.
** Lindsay is delighted when she reveals to Ryan she just made bacon. When he notes they have a tree for that, she tells him to shut up and let her have this.
** Gavin needs to grow an Acacia tree which results in a ''very'' prolonged humping session with porn music, exaggerated moans from Gavin, and the rest of the team egging him on.
--->'''Gavin''': I feel extra bad because the door's open right now. All the people who actually have real jobs outside can hear me. "Just shagging a tree! Don't mind me!" ''[groan]''
*** Why does Gavin need an Acacia tree? He wants to melt wood so he can make Amber. Cue jokes about him using machinery to create a stripper.
** The title of the episode comes about when Gavin successfully crafts a full suit of Chocolate Armor and calls the others to witness. He also created the [[RunningGag Duskflame]] staff and wants to show it off... by nearly burning down the world.
--->'''Ryan''': You look like a walking turd.\\
'''Jeremy''': It looks... not great, dude.
*** On top of all this, the armor gives him a ''half'' point of armor and his sword will probably break on its first swing.
** Gavin decides to transform the Lost Cities world in the Dusk World by setting the entire forest inside aflame with duskflame. Jeremy comes to witness and demonstrates his new snow staff by literally burying Gavin in snow. And then murders him with a lightning bolt.
*** Unfortunately Gavin's inventory was full and his Duskflame staff went flying off the orb into the void. Except he ''hadn't'' lost it and only realized after he made a second staff.
* Bad Astral Sorcery - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 12):
** Ryan and Gavin end up in a standoff - Ryan in his advanced armor with a phaser versus Gavin in his broken chocolate armor with a Duskflame staff. Gavin fires first, setting ''himself'' on fire, before Ryan puts him down.
** Lindsay eats a cheeseburger in front of Ryan, while he wails in anguish because he's now a cyborg and can't eat anything.
--->'''Lindsay:''' The tastiest part of that burger was your tears, Ryan!\\
'''Ryan:''' [[BigNo NOOO!]]
*** In light of this, Lindsay asks ''why'' she's making a sandwich station for somebody who can't eat. Michael asks why she's talking to other men instead of being in the kitchen.
** Jack starts saying mathematics out loud as he works on the logistics for his pig farm. This is accompanied by a video overlay of numbers and mathematical signs flying towards the screen and some generic computer calculating noises.
** Jack asks Ryan a question:
--->'''Jack''': Hey Ryan, do we have an osmium compressor?\\
'''Ryan''': I think you've asked me that before.\\
'''Jack''': Do you remember what your answer was?
** Midway through the video, Jack gets a Slack from Adam Baird, informing them that the Hunters' collective ''Doom'' download is tanking internet bandwidth ''for the entire office''.
** Lindsay finally completes her sandwich station... and promptly makes an extra ''nineteen'' stations despite Ryan's pleas.
--->'''Michael''': Move over, Jersey Mike's! Welcome to Lindsay's Loafs! She's making some sandwiches for you and your eight hundred friends.\\
'''Lindsay''': Slap some meat in these loaves, baby.
** Gavin asks what it looks like he's doing.
--->'''Ryan''': Usually that question is followed by something that HR needs to hear about.
** Gavin makes an item called a 'Chair Wand'... which [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin places invisible chairs]]. He summons everyone else to an invisible chair meeting. After some delay caused by Jack being busy, everyone is finally sat, Jeremy waves his lightning rod to call the meeting to order, and promptly annihilates Gavin.
*** Then Michael asks a serious question: where the controller on his desk disappeared to. Gavin then tries to set Michael on fire using the Duskflame staff but only manages to set fire to himself.
*** The Lads realize they can use multiple invisible chairs to shuffle around their platform, making it look like they're all dogs dragging their butts on the ground.
** Jeremy notes there's a disparity between the Lads. One's a cyborg, one's a starlight wizard, and one's made of chocolate.
** Gavin calls for the end of the video and it cuts to a logo scene before Jack yells for them to come back so he can show off the final achievement pig.
* Will It Break the Server? - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 13)
** The video opens with Jeremy for some reason reading off the details of [[{{Squick}} sperm maturation]], causing Michael to start doing baby sperm impressions. Ryan pleads to just end everything.
** Trevor is baffled at all the changes that have occurred while he was gone, including the fact that Michael is now apparently a Cyber-Man.
*** Lacking flight, Trevor repeatedly falls off the platform and dies on landing despite the fact he "deserves" a free landing.
** Ryan delegates the math of determining how much sugar cane they need to Trevor. Trevor doesn't ''want'' to do the math so he distracts himself by staring at achievements and messing with Jeremy's sorcery.
*** Trevor complains the guys haven't made any progress on some of the achieves only for them to reply they finished the one he's pointing out. He claims they must have removed him from the team and traded him to the Mets.
** Jeremy's sorcery encounters an unexpected stumbling block: His platform is littered with Gavin's invisible chairs and he keeps getting stuck in them while working.
*** Jeremy finally gets his altar ready and realizes he has no end goal for his creation. When Ryan proposes he could start working on the related achievements, Jeremy gives a flat no.
** Trevor, still thinking like it's episode 3, decides to help with mining operations by crafting a drill. The reaction of the rest of the team is a simultaneous "What the fuck?"
* The Twilight Lich - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 14)
** Alfredo's back. Naturally Ryan takes the opportunity to recruit him into the robot army. Alfredo eats the red pill, ends his biological existence... [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand and then his game crashes]].
*** The first thing Alfredo does once back in the game and is fully kitted out? [[TooDumbToLive Fly into the fusion reactor.]]
** Trevor is the only one in the group that chooses not to fly. Michael and Alfredo take the time to mock him as he builds a cobblestone bridge in the Twilight Forrest.
--->'''Trevor''': (is placing the last of his cobblestone) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And. We're. Good.]] (turns around; [[EpicFail he's barely halfway to the floating hill]]) Crap.
*** Trevor then declares that the remaining gap is a LeapOfFaith... and, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop to Alfredo's confusion]], proceeds to [[RememberedICouldFly use his air charm to walk the rest of the way]].
---->'''Trevor''': [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade The penitent man, Fredo.]]
---->'''Alfredo''': (confused) What the fuck?! How you doin' that?!
---->'''Trevor''': [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod I'm Jesus.]]
*** [[KickTheDog And then Trevor abruptly learns that the air charm stops working when you get too close to walls.]]
*** Trevor ultimately decides to upgrade to Glitch armor... except he doesn't get that he needs to full set to fly.
---->'''Trevor''': [[ARareSentence How do I fly with my pants?]]
** Ryan's mission to find and kill a Redcap Goblin [[AntiClimax concludes with him randomly crossing paths with one]].
*** His later mission to find a Redcap Sapper ends just as abruptly, [[SpeakOfTheDevil immediately as he complains that he can't find one]].
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Don't touch Trevor, he'll feel too much."]]
** Given ''Film/DoctorSleep'' was due to come out soon, Trevor had decided to reread [[Literature/DoctorSleep the book]]. Michael takes offense to this.
--->'''Michael''': Just watch the movie!
--->'''Trevor''': What? ([[{{Beat}} long pause]]) No. (everyone else starts {{Corpsing}})
--->'''Michael''': They read ''for you'', with pictures!
*** When Trevor explains that he's doing so because of potential PragmaticAdaptation elements, Michael summarizes that he is preparing to [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks be outraged]], to which Trevor himself adds by stating he is going to be the Stephen King of the situation[[note]]since Stephen King [[DisownedAdaptation hated]] the film version of ''Film/TheShining'', to which the ''Doctor Sleep'' movie is more a sequel to than the book[[/note]].
** As a testament to how powerful Ryan has become since becoming a robot, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu he casually takes out another Naga within 33 seconds with just his Glitch sword]].
** For whatever reason, the portal to the Twilight Forrest stops working for Ryan. ''And only Ryan.'' '''''On both sides.''''' Ultimately, Ryan is forced to make the cake version of the portal.
* Ninja vs. Snow Queen - Minecraft - Sky Factory 4 (Part 16)
** Gavin returns from his journey with a pet raven. He puts it down and it promptly starts flying around as Trevor and Gavin chase after it to twangy country music.
** Trevor eventually catches the raven and asks Ryan to look after it. Ryan takes one look and... does as Ryan does. Gavin arrives asking in confusion what just happened while tragic music swells. Trevor gives Gavin his bird: A feather.
--->'''Gavin''': ''[heartbroken]'' Can you make this a bird again?
*** A heartwarming moment follows after though as Ryan's dad mode kicks in, comforting Gavin and telling him he'll get him a new Raven. More heartwarming music swells later when Jeremy presents Gavin with a bat-turned-raven.
** Gavin finds some balloons but accidentally lets go of them, which causes them to start flying up into the air. The scenario plays out exactly like a little kid who just lost his balloon.
** Trevor notices what Gavin was [[TheInternetIsForPorn searching for on his in-game computer]].
** Ryan's latest is a reactor which turns out to be a massive, ugly grey cube.
--->'''Jack''': Weren't we gonna have an episode where we cleaned up and made everything look pretty?\\
'''Ryan''': Well I've done the ''opposite'' of that.
*** After Ryan comments on how it ruins the feng shui of the base, Gavin asks what the feng is like at his house. Ryan replies his feng is shui.
** Trevor decides to pretty the furnace up by putting a massive smiley face on one side. He then starts adding on some roof tiling, causing Ryan to ask if it's being turned into a condo.
** Gavin reveals his "Fuck-Stick", a wand that randomly swaps block positions. And the volume it can effect is ''big''.
--->'''Ryan''': You're the worst person to hand that to.
* Minecraft, but with Random Tasing - Sky Factory 4 (Part 17)
** Ryan tasks Michael with an achievement and tries to show him in the menu. Michael is literally silent for ''four whole seconds'' as he tries to figure out what Ryan is talking about, causing everyone to crack up.
--->'''Gavin:''' That's the quietest it's ever been in this room.
*** In fact, it was ''so'' quiet that Lindsay turned around to look at Trevor in panic because she thought the audio had died.
** Trevor got [[SarcasmMode the bright idea]] to strap a pet shock collar to his arm and gives the controller to ''[[{{Troll}} Gavin]]''. He gets randomly shocked throughout the video and at one point, Gavin gets Matt and ''Geoff'' to press the button.
--->'''Gavin:''' I have a button that can makes Trevor make a noise.
* More Pokemon than Sword & Shield? - Minecraft - Pixelmon (Part 1)
** Professor Ryan attempts to do an introduction, but gets attacked by a Bidoof before he can get anywhere. The Bidoof then hangs around the spawn and harasses everybody while they try to get things started.
--->'''Ryan:''' Oh my God, what's a Bidoof and why does it want to fuck me up?!
** When Michael criticizes Ryan for being such a shitty professor he doesn't even have a lab, Ryan bashfully claims he's between labs at the moment.
--->'''Ryan''': That's ''[[InsistentTerminology Professor]]'' Haywood, thank you.\\
'''Michael''': I think you probably made that up. Did you kill a professor and take his coat?\\
'''Ryan''': And his skin! [[VerbalBackspace I mean no]].
** It's suggested that Ryan will be the first professor to go traitor and join Team Rocket. Sure enough, later in the episode he steals the Luxio that Jeremy, the Electric trainer, was getting ready to capture.
* Our Favorite Minecraft Moments! - Episode 400
** It's another centenary, but this time rather than a competition, it's a ClipShow - Matt asked the core Hunters for three of their favorite moments from past Minecraft episodes, and then went and built them all into a museum. The whole episode is a combination of Crowning Moments of Funny, Awesome and Heartwarming. Each moment is accompanied by a flashback, complete with Ryan making [[Film/WaynesWorld the transition noise]].
*** Geoff picked Enter the Negatower, Hot Hoof, and Plan G (which explodes at the end of the episode, annihilates Michael, and [[TrashTheSet destroys most of the museum]]).
*** Jeremy picked Gavin's reaction to his "Woolly Jumper" over the Achievement Rail, the first instance of what would later become the "buh-ket" RunningGag, and Geoff flubbing his words for several seconds in a row.
---->'''Gavin''': (in realization) Oh, it's [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Porky Pig!]]
*** Gavin picked his Trophy Room of Victory, Dig Down (and his NonSequitur about the name Henry Dilmund), and "this tree has bad news written all over it".
*** Michael picked the moment in The Walls in which Team Nice Dynamite was created (complete with an original, unused audio clip from before the recording of that episode in which Gavin coined the term), the moment in which Mogar was created, and a successful attack on Jack from the subsequent episode which led to Jack ragequitting and going to build a house for the first time.
*** Jack picked the idiot compass moment from the Voyage of the Dumb Treaders episode, his win in episode 100, and a fail from Find the Tower where he tried to attack Gavin but fell in a hole instead.
*** Finally Ryan was kind of vague with his answers, so his picks ended up being the inception of Edgar, his numerous wins of the King throne, and the Russian Roulette challenge he built for one of his King stints.
** To finish off with Geoff's final moment, Michael gets invited to push the button, just as he did the first time it was activated... but he's in creative mode so he just destroys the button instead.
* Fishing Rodeo and Jamboree VIII - Episode 401
** Geoff keeps mispronouncing Gyarados ("gear-a-dorse", "gare-a-dorse", etc.), even right after multiple people have been saying it correctly. Jeremy doesn't let him hear the end of it.
** When Matt tries to ride his Gyarados, his character appears sitting on thin air a couple feet in front of his sea serpent's chest.
** At great effort, Jeremy chases down and catches [[https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jellicent_(Pokémon) Mr. Pringles]].

[[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2020 episodes (402-452)]]
* Mega Evolutions & Legendaries! - Minecraft - Pixelmon (Part 4)
** Ryan claimed that he went ahead and found more Gyms for everyone to battle in, though he says he has no idea what the level gap is. When Matt finds out that the first trainer in the Gym Ryan found has a level 86 pokemon, the sheer disgust in everyone's voice against Ryan is a sight to behold. Keep in mind, everyone is no where near that level and it was a long travel to said Gym to being with, he basically led everyone to their deaths.
** Someone on Reddit pointed out that a Gym's Pokemon levels are set to the highest level Pokemon of whoever finds the Gym, which means that Ryan and his overpowered team are responsible for making it so nobody else stands a chance against the Gyms!
** Jeremy and Alfredo have a battle. Alfredo keeps on healing[=/=]restoring his Feraligator over and over and over again, making the battle drag on and on. Eventually, they're both stuck with eternal "Waiting..." loading messages, forcing them to cancel the battle and render all the time and healing items wasted.
* Pokemon Catching Challenge - Minecraft - Pixelmon (Part 6)
** In addition to his shiny Shellder, Alfredo somehow managed to [[RunningGag Magoo]] himself a shiny Magikarp off-screen. Ryan tries to take pity on the helplessly-flopping fish by burying it in a hole.
** Jack tracks down a [[GagNose Nosepass]], leading to immediate comparisons of it with Gavin.
* Try to Eat EVERYTHING in Minecraft - Feed Jack (Part 1)
** The episode starts with Jack sitting on a giant scuplture of a fat man demanding that the other players collect every item that can be eaten in Minecraft, all while his voice is an artificially deepened which makes him sound like he's being anonymously interviewed on the news.
--->'''Ryan''': Oh, Jack, you've really let yourself go.
--->'''Jack: Hey, guys. I'm hungry.'''
--->'''Michael''': How is that possible?
** Trevor, who's not in the video, made some additions to Jack's list.
--->'''Jack: Trevor has added to the list of foods: lobster mac and cheese, squid sashimi, BBQ bacon burger, and ''gun''. Do not feed me a gun.'''
** Alfredo sends Jack random items rather than the ones he specifically demands. In return he is sent a leather helmet he must wear to indicate his shame. It doesn't bother him at all.
--->'''Jack: Fredo, I'm sending you something you must wear... you dumbass.'''
*** After Alfredo errs again, he's forced to wear a gold helmet. While Jack thinks it's a punishment since it looks stupid, Fredo likes it. The other Hunters start debating whether they can should start sending Jack random shit to get their own "punishments".
** Ryan contemplates staging a coup due to a lack of suitable rewards for their efforts and advises everyone to refuse the king's gifts.
--->'''Ryan''': I didn't sign up to be a serf.
** Ryan finds a ship wreck floating over a hill.
--->'''Ryan''': Alright king, I'm burying the beef here. Look at my screen.
--->'''Jack: That is weird.'''
* We Look for Beehives in Minecraft! - Feed Jack (Part 2):
** Jack calls it quits on the voice modulator early on. He compensates by adopting an inconsistent posh accent which the others, aside from Ryan, periodically imitate.
** [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat Ryan's unsuccessful attempts at overthrowing King Jack]]:
*** Ryan attempts to send a TNT minecart to Jack's throne. It gets stuck on the track and Ryan has to start pushing it manually. Jack catches him and destroys the minecart while Ryan wails that it didn't even blow up.
*** Ryan sneaks in underneath Jack's throne and tries to build his way up to detonate a block of TNT underneath it. Jack catches him in the act again, kills Ryan by knocking him off his scaffolding, and seizes the TNT.
* We Play The Witcher but in Minecraft:
** Two meta funny moments:
*** After his failed bid to usurp Jack, Ryan has finally seized control of a Let's Play and seeming done a better job of it.
*** Geoff wasn't able to make it so Ryan has to take over as shopkeeper. At long last, Ryan has taken over Geoff's Mercantile.
** To help the crew's monster hunting, Ryan stocked a pen with horses out front of their base. While Jack is trying to tame one, a Creeper targets and explodes on him killing all but four of the horses.
*** After this Jack begins the slow process of taming one of the surviving horses. ''Five seconds'' after taming the horse ''another'' Creeper walks right past Ryan and blows up the horse to Lindsay's delight.
** Discussing Geralt's habit of calling all his horses Roach, Jeremy reasons it's from "cockroach" and decides to name his horse Cock.
--->'''Lindsay''': I feel like you should make it [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Old English]], like cock with an "e" at the end. Cocke.\\
'''Jeremy''': Alright, that's my horse. Editors, splash screen. Cock with an "e".\\
''[a splash screen introduces Jeremy's horse as [[ExactWords 'Cock with an "e"']]]''\\
'''Jeremy''': ''[jumps on Cock with an "e"]'' Love me!\\
'''Michael''': Finish it, Jeremy. Finish the sentence.\\
'''Jeremy and Michael''': Love me, Cocke!
** Matt is exploring the Catacombs when suddenly it gets a lot brighter. Turning around, a ScareChord plays as he finds himself face-to-face with an Enderman that opened the way to the surface.
--->'''Matt''': ''[awkward]'' Hi.
** Michael explains he got a sponge from killing a Guardian. ''Immediately after finishing that sentence'' Lindsay asks where Michael got a sponge. Ryan compares it to watching a dog shit on the floor and then demanding where the shit came from.
** Lindsay calls Michael over to save her from an angry Ghast, all the while explaining her plan to kill snipe and take the drop for herself. When they finally do get a Ghast drop, it's Lindsay who gets the kill and ''Michael'' who steals the drop.
--->'''Lindsay''': Do you drop something? 'cause I'm gonna murder you right now.
* Witchin' Ain't Easy - Minecraft - Witcher Challenge (Part 2)
** [[RunningGag Once again]] Jack tries to tame a horse and gets blown up by a Creeper.
** When Matt asks Ryan to teleport him to a mansion to hunt the mobs there, he teleports Matt right onto an exploding Creeper.
* Social Distancing in Minecraft - Ya Dead, Ya Dead 3
** The gang starts a new season of YDYD on the day before the city of Austin made a shelter in place order to fight the [[UsefulNotes/CoronavirusDisease2019Pandemic Covid-19 pandemic]], so they decide to enforce social distancing rules for the series.
*** Every one must have their own house and no one is allowed in anyone else's home. [[RunningGag Jack in particular is thrilled by this rule]].
*** Every one must keep at least 6 feet away from each other.
*** No handing items directly to another player. Anytime someone wants to give someone else something, they must put it into a chest for the other person to take out themselves.
** Alfredo immediately breaks rule one and two by digging his way into Jeremy's home and foregoing the 6 feet distance, annoying the hell out of Jeremy and leading to many thinking he will end up killing him.
*** Doesn't help that Alfredo also leads a creeper into Jeremy's home while attempting to leave.
** Not even before the second day, to the shock of no one, Lindsay was killed due to being more concerned with her chicken than the Zombie in front of her. To be specific, she's caught off-guard and killed while stuck in the item menu, just like what happened in the ''first'' YDYD.
*** To make clear just how avoidable this death was: It occurred just before dawn when Lindsay decided to cook a chicken at an ''outside furnace'' to restore her health. Had she waited just a few minutes, the zombies would have been gone.
** Alfredo's sorry excuse of a house is mocked for the sheer fact that he used logs that could have easily been turned into more planks. Jack questioned how on earth [[TooDumbToLive Alfredo]] won the last two YDYD. [[note]] Alfredo won a shorter YDYD in a live stream between YDYD 2 and 3[[/note]]
*** To make matters worse, his use of logs meant Alfredo didn't have enough material to ''[[DramaticIrony build a roof]]''. He was taken by surprise when he learned spiders could climb walls and had to seal himself in a tiny windowless cell to survive the night.
** Michael asked Jeremy and Alfredo if they built their houses out of wood, with them both assuming he's gonna burn them down. He quickly denies it while holding and stashing his flint.
** Ryan mines a cave in the mountain overlooking the other players for his own home. When the others suggest he's banging a hole in the mountain, Ryan insists he's not ''that'' desperate yet. Maybe next episode.
* Stealing from the Traders in Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 2)
** Jack's mixer resets on him so nobody can hear him talking, leading to a brief panic that a drop Creeper got him again.
** Alfredo gets jumped by monsters and set on fire. Michael pleads for him to not die, because ''Michael'' wants to do the deed.
** Jack and Alfredo discover a Desert Temple and the guys ''barely'' resist the temptation to let him dig through the trap block.
*** Worryingly, Jack lets [[TemptingFate Alfredo take the TNT]]. He [[LethallyStupid proceeds]] to place it randomly around houses, threaten Jeremy with it, and line the front of his own house with ''five blocks''.
** Michael and the crew finally find each other, hilariously, they find that Michael's home is right around the corner, instead of far away as they thought.
** Alfredo's tunnel comes back to haunt him by spawning zombies, one of which invades his house. He proceeds to blame Jeremy, claiming the zombie was hired to kill him. He then lurks outside Jeremy's house threateningly with a diamond sword and TNT... and gets clipped by a Creeper explosion, taking out a chunk of Jeremy's house.
*** All the while, Jeremy sadly says he's been nothing but helpful to [[UngratefulBastard Alfredo]], finally just giving a tired sigh as his house blows up.
* Are We a Cult Now? - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 3)
** Gavin joins and is two episodes of progress behind. Michael promises to set aside a bed in his house for Gavin to use, eliciting a breathy squeal of delight to Alfredo's confusion.
*** The [=YouTube=] comment section had a laugh at the thought of Michael refusing to live with Lindsay, his ''wife'', but making a bed for Gavin to stay with him.
** Ryan mounts a horse and pleads with it to love him. He's later accused of doing more than riding the horse with Gavin outright declaring he sucked it off.
*** This leads to Jeremy chatting about the alleged origin of the word "gingerly" referring to how people would shove ginger up a horse's ass to befriend it... right as he falls into a pit of lava. While he survives, the guys agree it would have been some weird last words.
** When Ryan first launched his Tik Tok account, his entire recommendation list was full of right wingers to his confusion. He can only assume his kids were researching fringe conspiracies.
** Jeremy opens his mailbox to discover Trevor has the done the equivalent of lighting a bag of dog poop out front and just dumped random crap in it.
* Quest for the Enchanted Sword - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 4)
** Gavin proudly shows off his house to Michael, but given the size and how minimalistic it looks, Michael says it's nothing more than a prison cell.
** This episode sees two more deaths, [[TooDumbToLive both times caused by antagonizing the Zombie Pigmen]]. Only made worse by how Michael himself said they've gone [[TemptingFate two episodes deathless]].
*** Alfredo dies within ''[[EpicFail seven minutes]]'' when he attacks the Pigmen as soon as he enters the Nether, only to get cornered and beaten to death by three Pigmen at once.
---->'''Trevor''': There goes the two time.
*** Just as the others are ready to cut their losses and leave the Nether, Michael notices a Pigman with an enchanted sword. Against everyone's better judgement, [[DeathByMaterialism he insists on killing it to obtain the sword.]] Unfortunately the Pigman doesn't drop the sword on death, leaving them with [[AllForNothing no reward]] and a horde descending on them. Michael ends up getting stuck in the portal and dies to the Pigmen, [[NeverMyFault screaming that Ryan killed him.]] To make matters worse, the survivors are left fighting the angry mob as they come swarming out of the portal into the overworld, forcing Ryan to build a barrier around the portal to try and slow down the mob.
** With Alfredo's death, the guys lament that he was planning to flip his house but now they have to burn it down due to it being contaminated. Ryan sets Alfredo's stock of temple TNT to destroy the house and nearly blows himself up in the process.
** Gavin is gifted a cat that looks his actual cat Smee, and [[CutenessProximity devolves into incoherent squeeing.]] He then decides to feed it Alfredo's remains.
** In response to the Pigman invasion, Trevor opts to seal off the portal with cobblestone, forgetting that Ryan had gone back in to collect Michael's inventory.
** Matt joins in at the dead of night.
*** If you listen close, when the camera cuts to him, there's an oh-so-familiar hissing sound partially drowned out by Matt & the others talking as he gets moving. In other words, he likely spawned into the world ''right next to a Creeper'', without even noticing that it was behind him. Matt's participation in this YDYD was almost ended within ''seconds'' of it starting!
** Ryan really feels down, feeling that Michael cursed his name. Everyone bluntly says that he sure as hell did and he ''should'' feel bad.
--->'''Jack''': No he did, there's no "feel", he ''did''. He said "Ryan, you killed me", and then he died.
--->'''Gavin''': Yeah, I feel like he said it a little bit ''after'' he was dead just to get the words out.
--->'''Trevor''': With his dying breath.
** While the others are building a symbolic graveyard for their fallen players, the newly-spawned Matt gets chased by a Verne. [[SkewedPriorities Rather than help him,]] Gavin preemptively digs a grave for him.
*** Matt runs home to hide, opens the door, and finds that due to not lighting his house he now has a house guest: An Enderman. He ends up huddling in a corner and making awkward small talk until the others come evict the vagrant.
---->'''Matt''': Hello. [[DeadpanSnarker Enjoy the hot tub.]]
* "Hunting" Enderman in Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 5)
** The episode opens with Trevor in mourning for those they've lost... and because Ryan accidentally blew up his house with a Creeper just before the recording started.
** The surviving crew remembers that they must follow their quarantine rules now. Gavin finds an Enderman in his cave and Ryan offers to kill it. While the unwritten rule of entering someone else's house leads to infection, Ryan decides to simply hold his breath and run down Gavin's house and cave and fight the Enderman, only to bolt back outside to catch his breath. He does this numerous times until the job is done, last time he got lost and had to ask Gavin for the way out.
*** The whole time, Jeremy thought he was underwater.
** At some point after asking Jack if he is willing to kill 20 cows to save his family with his bare hands, Gavin is entirely convinced he could kill one with his own hands. Everyone spends a good minute trying to convince him otherwise, all the while giving him more ideas how, like sending his fingers through a cow's throat and pulling out its veins or simply choke it out, like it's the easiest thing ever.
*** Gavin also goes on to say that a cow ramming at another cow at high speed wouldn't kill it, only for Jeremy to address the fact that he believes that another cow can't kill it's own, but Gavin sure as hell can with his hands.
*** A viewer on [=YouTube=] who has experience with large animals, mainly cattle, decided to run the numbers.
---->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNgTE2UYjM&lc=Ugxdlz4TZFKjGlczFH14AaABAg Nullsparta2]]''': So I am pretty sure gavin was taking the piss here but I am gonna put down some anecdotal stats for him.\\
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Gavin: 5'9, 14 stone (150lbs pretty sure)\\
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Me: 6'1 230lbs \\
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My job for 4 years was to help a large animal veterinarian mainly dealing with cattle. The average cow is between 1000 and 1200lbs when it came to giving cows medicine we literally had to put them in what's called a "squeeze chute" which is designed to hold large animals in place by basically being a giant clamp that goes around their body.\\
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The only cattle we wouldn't use a squeeze chute on were the calves which at about 160lbs or so took multiple people to hold them down\\
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[[ArmorPiercingQuestion So how the fuck are you gonna choke out a cow by yourself]]
** Gavin nearly meets his end when he foolishly destroys a hive with two bees in it and proceeds to let them sting him.
* Everything Is out to Get Us - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 6)
** Gavin declares his hatred of the phrase "in and of itself" and offers up the alternative word "blinj".
--->'''Jack:''' Did you just say something racist in European?\\
'''Ryan:''' Don't tell us until we put it on a shirt.
** The guys open the "Dead Inside" door and return to the Nether. Looking at Ryan's wooden barrier, they claim they can see the marks where Michael clawed at it trying to reach safety.
** During a discussion about whether the [[ScrewYourself female Doctor could screw her male self and get pregnant]], Matt claims identical twins can be different sexes based on Phil and Lil Deville.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Matt. I need you to base your scientific questions off of not ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''.
*** Matt claims it is okay to do that, because the show taught him what Hanukkah was. [[PopculturalOsmosisFailure Jeremy points out it was actually Passover]].
** Gavin complains about a scene in ''Film/{{Moonraker}}'' where a pigeon was edited to do a double take, but because his pop filter was still in the mail, the plosive in "pigeon" keeps cutting out the audio, and no one has any idea what he's saying.
** With Phantoms attacking them, the Hunters have to quickly steal beds in a village for the night. Things get complicated when Trevor decides to use the ''same house'' as Jeremy in direct violation of the quarantine. He ends up playing musical houses while dealing with zombies.
** A raid on a Pillager Tower ends with Ryan, despite all warnings, killing the Captain and then triggering a raid on the nearby village. He ends up nearly killed by a crossbow wielding Pillager during the first round and the guys decide to bug out.
--->'''Gavin:''' We just killed that whole village.\\
'''Ryan:''' [[NeverMyFault Look, we can't be held responsible for what other people did to them]].
*** Trevor proposes that the Pillagers and Villagers had lived in peace until the "idiots" showed up.
** Jack is in the Fortress when a Creeper walks underneath him and starts hissing.
--->'''Jack:''' Ah ah ah! That sound, that sound! PTSD! PTSD!
* Upping Our Diamond Game - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 7)
** Fiona joins and quickly shows how unfamiliar she is with the game as a whole.
*** Her own house ends up being as dilapidated as Alfredo's first model except she's isolated without anyone around.
*** For a short while she accidentally placed her sword in the off-hand, and as such when fighting simply punches them without realizing.
*** When trying to eat to restore hunger, she tries to have her avatar eat food in the inventory.
** Due to it being her first language, Fiona alone plays with French on which leads to many amusing moments as she speaks it out loud. The editor also inserts French flags and [[RegionalRiff accordion music]] whenever Fiona speaks French.
--->'''Trevor:''' Is it le français?\\
'''Fiona:''' It's le français. [[GratuitousFrench Cheval qui galope. Bruits de pas]].
*** Gavin's personal opinion on how the French language makes no sense.
--->'''Gavin:''' French is a funny language, 'cause you read what's read what's in English or I guess standard European letters, but then somehow the words sound like liquid.
** Trevor and Gavin call out to each other, but the former accidentally calls the latter [[{{Spoonerism}} "Gay Boy"]].
* More Like Totems of Crying - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 8)
** Fiona is lost and spots a "devil house" with an inverted cross on top and a sign reading "Killer?" Ryan is initially baffled as everyone else points out that's ''his'' house.
** Trevor gets into a fight with a horde of Endermen. Just as he gets into cover, a Creeper enters the fight and blows him up. Ryan accidentally hitting the Creeper towards him didn't help him.
** Fiona gives a heartfelt eulogy at Trevor's funeral, complete with "Amazing Grace" on bagpipes.
--->'''Fiona:''' Oh, Treh... Y'know, it was sad. It was a sad and short life, but I- I thank you for helping me adjust to this living, um, in Minecraft World, uhhh... and... [[ItHasBeenAnHonor I thank you for your service]] and I hope, uh... you are [[MundaneAfterlife watching]] ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]]'' [[MundaneAfterlife up there.]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' Sorry, I just got a tear in my eye...\\
'''Ryan:''' [[MoodWhiplash FOUR PHANTOMS JUST SPAWNED IN THE SKY! THEY'RE DIVEBOMBING YOU!]]\\
'''Matt:''' ''[as everyone else panics]'' Dude, this is why I don't go to funerals.
*** After discussing just how disrespectful the Phantoms were, they realize they were actually the spirits of their four fallen comrades.
** The guys have to teach Fiona ''how to eat'' and discover her house, much like Alfredo's, is a ramshackle pile of logs and dirt with no roof. As they point out, this is ''episode eight''.
** While organising his inventory, Gavin fumbles his keyboard and [[EpicFail throws his sword away.]] [[FromBadToWorse A zombie immediately picks it up and chases after him with it.]]
** In an effort to obtain Totems of Undying, the group initiate a raid, despite Jack and Matt's misgivings. Unfortunately, Gavin gets cornered in a house by a Vindicator and is killed instantly.
--->'''Jack:''' YOU IDIOTS! You've gotta be kidding me! They hit ''so hard!'' We were gonna go fight the dragon and [[WhatASenselessWasteOfHumanLife you lost Gavin to a raid that you could've ignored!]]
** Early in the video, the group make jokes about the episode's supposed "script", with Trevor claiming that there's a twist ending where Ryan dies at the end. [[AccidentalTruth Sure enough,]] fresh off the disastrous raid, Ryan [[TooDumbToLive picks a fight with an Enderman]] and gets killed, much to Jack's frustration.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Don't look directly at them.\\
'''Ryan:''' [[SuicidalOverconfidence I'll look at him! Fight me!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' Ooh, Ryan...\\
'''Ryan:''' I'm okay... Oh, I'm ''not'' okay! [''dies'']
* The End - Minecraft - YDYD 3 (Part 9)
** After burying their dead, the guys decide to prep ''their own graves'' in the event the battle with the Ender Dragon goes bad.
--->'''Fiona:''' This is so depressing!
** When Jack notes that social distancing is no longer as important at this point, Jeremy proceeds to raid Ryan's house for supplies.
** The guys decide to play a record they recovered from Gavin's body in memory of him... only to turn the jukebox off and declare his taste in music ''sucked''.
--->'''<[=GavinoFree=]>:''' no it don't
*** And then Jeremy puts in another record.
---->'''Fiona:''' Please turn off this godawful music.\\
'''Matt:''' It's terrible, dude. Like, if I'd known Gavin had that ''I'' would have killed him.
** The group needs to sleep before heading out and Jack decides to borrow Gavin's house rather than heading back to his own... only to find out it was ''Matt's'' house he invaded. Jeremy just tells them to cuddle up.
--->'''Matt:''' I would rather die.
** Dramatic music plays as the final adventure party sets out... only to continue playing as Matt and Jeremy stop to say goodbye to their cats. Jeremy promises to be back while Matt notes he probably ''won't'' be. [[ContrivedCoincidence Coincidentally]] Jeremy is one of the survivors whereas Matt died in the battle.
** Matt's goodbye to his cat.
-->'''Matt:''' Arya, I probably won't be back, but here's the four emeralds. Order a pizza in my honor.
** Fiona spends most of the fight huddling in the shelters, with her one contribution being to shoot one of the crystals... which Jack was standing right next to, taking a chunk out of his health.
** After successfully slaying the dragon, the surviving Jack and Jeremy return and say they can feel the ghosts of their dead friends watching over them.
--->'''<[=GavinoFree=]>:''' i feel u\\
'''<[=AxialMatt=]>:''' gross
*** The two returned to bury the fallen Matt and Fiona, then Jack handed Jeremy some dirt to fill in ''his own now-unneeded grave'', which along with Jack's now-just-as-useless grave spot was covered in End Stone to serve as a pedestal for their newly-won Ender Dragon egg.

* Minecraft BUT Every 2 Minutes we Explode!
** As the title suggests, Matt made it so that every two minutes, everyone explodes. The explosion doesn't immediately hurt anyone, but it makes their jobs a hell of a lot harder because it will wreck anything around each player, as well as launching them into the air to take fall damage, with a mere 3-second warning to get away from whatever they're working on lest it be blown to bits. The AH crew is tasked with making homes, farms, and such, and the fact they're constantly exploding leads to plenty of anguish.
** [[ButtMonkey Jack]] gets the worst of it. He decides to stay on the opening island and make food for people, but lack of sufficient lighting means that every night, he gets ''swamped'' by hostile mobs, especially Creepers. To make things worse, everyone decides to troll him by making his work much harder. The worst things to happen to him come from Trevor and Gavin, who were genuinely trying to help him.
*** Trevor tried to help Jack by helping Jack with his chicken farm, and at one point he went in the pen to play with the chickens. [[FailedASpotCheck Unfortunately, he didn't notice the countdown on the bottom-left of the screen screen]], exploding and killing all but one chicken. Cue enraged screaming from Jack, berating Trevor for his lack of situational awareness.
---->'''Trevor:''' (singing to the chickens) Get on in here, make yourselves bang...
*** Trevor's response to this? "I'm literally t- I'm ''genuinely'' trying here."
*** Gavin came to Jack to offer his help, but mere moments later, the countdown clock started ticking and everyone ran for cover. Gavin ran towards what he believed was the side of a dirt cliff, only for it to actually be Jack's dirt-built house, which gets a sizable chunk blown out of it. As Jack starts going off on him, Gavin protests that the dirt house was so ugly, he couldn't tell it was a house.
** Jeremy decides to scare everyone by typing in a phony countdown warning. As soon as it pops up, several people let out gasps of alarm before they catch on.
** Michael wants to accomplish an explosion-aided double-jump from the tallest tower he created, and used up plenty of wood for ladders (something the others really needed for other construction projects). The first time, he jumps while timing for the explosion, only for his plummeting body to outpace his own explosion, leaving him to splat unceremoniously into the ground. The second time, while building a narrow path out from the top of his impromptu tower, he runs out of dirt and goes to start with another building block. Unfortunately, he picks [[GravityIsAHarshMistress sand]], sending himself plummeting to his doom again. At least he's able to laugh at his own stupid mistake...
** Gavin declares the he's going to live censor the foul language of this episode, but he is constantly late in his attempts to bleep out words.
*** Eventually, Michael describes Gavin's attempts at bleeping as someone trying to respond to a conversation in Morse Code (which isn't helped by Jeremy admiting he has his own bleep button on standby). Gavin then decides to do some actual Morse Code, banging out "SOS". [[WrongGenreSavvy Jeremy immediately assumes Gavin did something they need to censor in post.]]
* How to be a Hero? - Minecraft Explosion Mod - Part 2
** After the difficult time the guys had with monsters in the last session, Ryan declares he was the hero and reset difficulty to normal... except it's still hard because once Hardcore Mode is enabled it can't really be turned off. The guys end up mocking him for his premature claims to being a hero.
*** At the end of the episode, Michael asks if Ryan can't turn the difficulty up even more. Somewhat ominously, Ryan says he has some ideas.
** Jeremy and Matt are in the Nether Fortress when the explosion goes off. Jeremy watches in bewilderment as Matt is launched through a 1x1 hole in the ceiling in an arc that drops him into a tiny pit where he dies from falling damage.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Damn it, Matt. There was one Blaze and I was like "Matt, I need your help fighting this." Matt: Ejected through the fortress.\\
'''Trevor:''' "My people need me."
** During a conversation of having the Jelly Shoes in the game, Michael started making references to the Gummi Bear cartoon theme, how you can bounce around with them. Jeremy, however, starts singing the infamous "Gummy Bear" song and drowning Michael out before he had the chance. Jeremy and Trevor both agree the fans will get that reference more.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I know which one our fans prefer.
*** Moments later, Michael tried singing the Gummi Bear show theme, but only knows half of it.
** After Jeremy dies in the Fortress against Blazes, he asks Matt to help him retrieve his items. What follows is a long chain of failure as they alternate dying and having to sprint back to retrieve their items before they're lost. Ryan declares they ended up accomplishing ''nothing'' this episode, though Jack does have a nice farm now.
--->'''Michael:''' You guys sounded like you were doing something exciting that failed miserably.
** Ryan states he's going to turn off the server in an attempt to preserve Matt's dropped items. Matt insists he wait as he's almost reached the grave even as Jeremy skeptically says he won't make it. Matt manages to grab his items... and is [[HopeSpot one-shot by a Wither Skeleton]].
--->'''Matt:''' Turn the server off! Preserve my things!
* Racing to Make The Tower of Pimps - Minecraft Explosion Mod - Part 3
** The episode opens with the crew recalling that their goal for "success" with this mod was getting to the End. In light of the problems with Hardmode, exploding, and murderous Blazes, the end goal is ''significantly'' scaled back to building the Tower of Pimps.
** Over the course of the episode the guys become increasingly worried about the number of mobs with armor and enchanted items, accusing Ryan of increasing the difficulty to "Super Hard". As Ryan notes, it kind of ''is'' his fault since those are all items he lost.
** Trevor says that he likes to be next to a group of fish, also known as a "school", when he explodes. Jeremy sardonically thanks him for using the right terminology to freak him out.
** Lindsay joins the server and her first act is to nearly explode on top of Jack's farm. At his pleading, she sets up her work station away from the farm... by about one block, constantly endangering the animals.
*** At one point Jack is away and Lindsay blows up part of his garden. When he asks why she sounded distressed, she replies it's nothing while quietly repairing the lot.
** Ryan realizes he's about to explode and runs away from Jack's farm... and right into his house.
** Jack steps away from the game for less than a minute. He comes back to find Jeremy has "fallen" into the chicken pen "sword first".
** As the end of the episode approaches, Jack shoos a lurking Jeremy away from the well-stocked farm only for Ryan to dive in from the nearby roof, sword swinging, followed by Trevor... just as the explosion counter starts. To Jack's horror, his healthy herd is reduced to two cows (one after Ryan murders the other) and a handful of chickens.
* King Jack Takes Us to Disney World's Magic Kingdom
** It's King Jack and he's decided to bring the gang to Ride/WaltDisneyWorld's Magic Kingdom in the [=MCParks=] server to compete for the Tower of Pimps. Everyone is amazed at the recreation and immediately devolves into childlike glee.
** The first challenge is to find Ride/SpaceMountain. Gavin is immediately confused and lost while Alfredo is the last one to arrive. Everyone then rides the coaster much to their delight and go wild at the gift shop.
** Matt, Alfredo, and Jeremy get into a lightsaber fight, and Gavin steals Lindsay's lightsaber and she childishly asks "Papa Jack" for more money because Gavin won't give it back to her.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I'm Adam Driver, you fuck!
--->'''Lindsay:''' I was showing off my lightsaber because it was cool and Gavin stole it.\\
'''Gavin:''' ''[holding Lindsay's lightsaber]'' [[BlatantLies I don't have it.]]
** Jack challenges the gang to climb Space Mountain for the next block, and Ryan immediately gets lost in the bathroom trying to find the entrance. Gavin is lost again and stumbles across a porta-potty with Alfredo.
** Gavin wonders if the people on the server will notice that Achievement Hunter are at Disney World, and immediately after Jack challenges them to find a barbershop, one of the visitors notices them.
--->'''Gavin:''' ''[reading the chat]'' Is that the rooster teeth people?
** Jack challenges them to find Goofy's Barn Stormer, and once again, Gavin get lost trying to find the attraction and after finding it, he finds himself on the ride's tracks.
** Jack reveals that in order to make the episode, he became friends with the owners of the server so that they can allow the Tower and the challenges to be built. The game then crashes and before the textures can load, Gavin discovers that all the placeholders are hoes.
--->'''Gavin:''' I don't think you're friends with them anymore.
** Alfredo trolls around by whacking at random people, with Gavin and Jeremy occasionally joining in. They also find a random duck to strike at, much to Gavin's dismay.
** The gang are tasked to find the next block at the Ride/PiratesOfTheCaribbean, and when they get onto the ride, Ryan ends up in the back row by himself.
--->'''Matt:''' Where's the rum gone? It went to Amber Heard.
** Gavin and Lindsay relate the story of the time Michael passed out at Ride/BuschGardens.
--->'''Gavin:''' I've never seen him so pale.\\
'''Lindsay:''' What a dumbass, he didn't eat any food.
** Gavin presents another disgusting hypothetical.
--->'''Gavin:''' Jack, you get a thousand dollars, but you have to have a fax machine at your house plugged in. And every day you get a fax, but it's from someone who shat into their fax machine.
** Once again, the gang go wild in the gift shop, with Jeremy getting Jack to buy him a Jack Sparrow head and Lindsay buying Gavin a hook and Matt the Jack Sparrow ears. Everyone immediately then gets into a lightsaber fight once they leave the shop.
--->'''Ryan:''' Yarr, I'm a Jedi pirate!
** The last challenge of the video is to climb Ride/SplashMountain and Alfredo gets his first block, while Lindsay and Ryan keep falling into the water.
* Riding Disney Rides in Minecraft! - Magic King Jack (Part 2)
** Fiona's joining the fun and her excitement is ''adorable''. As soon as she joins the group and gets her ears from Jack, everyone excitedly shows her the goodies they bought.
--->'''Fiona:''' OH MY GOD, IS THIS DISNEY WORLD??
** Jack mentions that since the last episode came out, visitors to the server that day are watching them compete. Throughout the video, the chat greets them and cheers them on. Lindsay, in return, writes 'DO YOU WANT TO WORSHIP A SNOWMAN?' in the chat. She then gets asked to ease up on the capslock by one of the server mods.
--->'''Lindsay:''' Someone in chat: "IS THAT FIONA?" in all caps. You bet your ass it is.
** Fiona claims to know the park layout by heart, but as soon as Jack announces the first challenge to find Franchise/TheHauntedMansion, she immediately gets lost, stumbling into Fantasyland instead. Lindsay goes into "Mom" mode and guides her back to the group. Jeremy then asks Fiona if she wants to ride it after most of the gang regroups at it.
--->'''Fiona:''' YES I DO!! Absolutely, I do!\\
'''Alfredo:''' Fiona's excitement is the best right now.
** Once again, Gavin is lost trying to find the ride and somehow along the way, he obtained a [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Perry the Platypus]] to put on his head when he finds Ryan.
** As the gang enjoy the ride, Lindsay comments that she's sitting next to a ghost while staring at Ryan.
--->'''Lindsay:''' There's a ghost in my car, he's a 40-year-old man who has two children.\\
'''Ryan:''' Hey hey, I am not 40 yet! I got like, a few more months where Laurie is 40 and I am not, and I need to have that to lord over her.
** The ride also has mirrors that reflect their skins. Alfredo pretends to be shocked that he's been the default Steve skin the whole time.
** The next challenge to find the chest on Tom Sawyer Island, and before Jack can finish, [[LeeroyJenkins Alfredo immediately jumps]] into the water and heads for it, followed by the others. Gavin gets stuck in the water under the docks.
** The next challenge is to buy a Dole Whip, but Gavin finds the Starbucks instead and Jeremy asks if he can buy some Monster. As he's returning to the castle, Gavin is seen wearing [[EverythingsBetterWithRainbows an extremely bright purple tie-dye shirt and rainbow ears]] and somehow obtained a strawberry Dole Whip.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Gavin, you're the brightest thing I've seen.
** As the gang ride the carousel, Jeremy runs around in it, and Lindsay tries to take a picture. Alfredo went to buy Starbucks instead and switched his hat to donut ears.
** Jack challenges the gang to find Big Top Souvenirs and Fiona declares she found it, only for Jeremy to run into her and he figures out that she found it on the map they have instead. The gang then discover that the store is ''empty''. Jack then changes it to riding the Dumbo ride, but Matt and Ryan discover that they got on the malfunctioning one while the others ride it. They warp back to the castle and Ryan almost ends up on the Main Street Trolley by accident. They then attempt to block the others from returning to the castle.
** The next challenge is to buy Jack some popcorn and a hot dog, which Alfredo successfully completes.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Jack, popcorn. Jack, hot dog. Jack, popcorn, hot dog, LAMP!
** The last challenge is to find a block on Ride/BigThunderMountainRailroad. Fiona gets lost again and Ryan confuses it with Splash Mountain. [[spoiler:Matt successfully acquires his fourth block.]]
** As they prepare to ride it, Matt comments that his grandfather got sick from the motion sickness after riding it a lot with him as a child. He also comments that his mom also rode a rollercoaster with him at Six Flags and was sick for a week afterwards.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Matt, you need to stop injuring your family members at amusement park rides.
*** Of course Jeremy has little room to criticize as he recounts the time he and his sister lied to their dad that the [[Ride/TheTwilightZoneTowerOfTerror Tower of Terror]] only dropped once.
---->'''Jeremy:''' All he did during the ride was scream me and my sister's name in anger.
** Jack declares that it's time to wrap up after [[spoiler:Matt stacks his final block]], but a sad Fiona wants to go longer.
--->'''Fiona:''' ''[sadly]'' Wait Jack, this is it? No...
--->'''[[spoiler:Matt:]]''' Fiona, I'm the king, we live here now.
** Ryan warps over to Ride/BuschGardens because he wants to ride Sheikra, only to learn that it's not yet open.
** The video ends with Lindsay leading a very bad singalong of "When You Wish Upon A Star".
* We Try to Make the PERFECT Village in Minecraft
** Lindsay joins in late, and doesn't get the memo that they're playing in survival mode. She ends up digging out a large floor and filling it in with wood from the nether before being informed of this. Once she is put into survival, she starts digging the wood out with a pickaxe.
*** Later, Matt tasks her with crafting fences for a farm. Not only does she fail to do this until Matt has a dozen animals following him, she fails to use either the crafting table still in her inventory, or the one they had placed there, until Ryan steps in to make the fences.
** The group come across the village that they used for cannibal Matt in the 360 videos, and lightning strikes when they say “Cannibal Matt”.
--->'''Matt:''' Shut up, God! Don’t let them know!
** Ryan creates a new Edgar in the sheep pen, much to Alfredo’s horror.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Oh no, there’s a sheep in the ground, and we get to look at it?!
** The gang start leading zombies and other monsters into the village to get them to move in.
** Jeremy's summary of the career of Wrestling/CodyRhodes:
--->'''Jeremy:''' So there's a wrestler named Cody Rhodes - he almost came in as part of the A.W. thing - ''super'' talented guy. And WWE was like, "We're gonna turn you into a guy called Stardust, who has [[WTHCostumingDepartment a star painted on his face,]] and is just kind of a freak." And he was like, "[[NoJustNoReaction I don't like that.]]" And they were like, "Well... [[ExecutiveMeddling too bad, Stardust!"]]
** When they go back into the nether, they are extremely confused by the large number of ocelots around. Lindsay then realizes that she put them there at some point.
*** Alfredo comes upon a kitten when it wanders into the overworld, and attempts to kill it, with the others rushing to its defense. Although they are unable to prevent him from killing it, Jack and Ryan are able to kill him in retaliation.
* Our Villagers Move Out - Building the Perfect Minecraft Village (#2)
** The group notice that one of the villagers are missing, and after some searching, determine that it wandered into the nether. They then proceed to point out that they must not be doing a good job with the village if the villagers think the Nether is better. After several failed attempts to get him back through the portal, Jeremy gives up and kills him. While discussing this, Lindsay has an accident.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I was nothing but a tool of Darwinism.\\
'''Lindsay:''' We are all but tools of Darwinism-(falls into lava) Oh! Speaking of which...(dies)
** While trying to make an iron sword, Lindsay grabs the group's supply, and shift clicks a dozen swords into existence. She then takes them on several trips into the Nether, during which she dies several times and loses them.
** Matt thinks that sheep can't escape through a one block wide gate, and tests it out on the group's farm. Within seconds, a sheep escapes. After several attempts to lead it back, he gives up, and kills it.
--->'''Jack:''' You can't just kill your mistakes, Matt!!\\
'''Matt:''' Ryan has taught me that's not true!\\
'''Ryan:''' I only know one fix...
* Raising Kids in Minecraft - Building the Perfect Minecraft Village (#3)
** Jeremy goes into the nether to get some rotten flesh. This goes about as well as you'd expect, and he gets quickly swarmed by pigmen.
** The group discuss symbols that Nazis have ruined, and a frustrated Alfredo asks for a list of symbols they can't use anymore.
** Alfredo comes across some iron left behind by Lindsay, who suggests that he chooses how much he wants to give back to her in order to prevent a repeat of the previous episode.
** Ryan ends up trapped in a house with villagers breeding nearby, while a horrified Lindsay watches.
** The episode ends with Jeremy and Alfredo getting into a game of tag after Jeremy punched Alfredo in the mines.
* Buffing Up Security! - Building the Perfect Minecraft Village (#4)
** Ryan describes the villager breeding incident from the previous episode in a way that horrifies the others.
--->'''Ryan:''' That was me, trapped in a room with horny men and melons.\\
'''Matt:''' All right, that is a thing you have said today, Ryan.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Let today be known as the day Ryan said that.
*** Lindsay then decides to try her hand at describing the incident.
--->'''Lindsay:''' ''[with music playing as her words are written out on screen in a fancy font]'' On Tuesday, August 25th, in the year 2020, during the COVID pandemic, in the United States Of America, in which we are still stuck inside creating content for the entertainment of an online audience, Ryan said that. ''[the others laugh]'' Is that accurate enough?\\
'''Ryan:''' That's a little too accurate, that's like a deposition!\\
'''Lindsay:''' I think that's the most clarity I've ever had in my life!
** Lindsay continues to decimate the group's iron supply and shift clicks another six iron pickaxes into existence. She once again dies, and loses them again before the end of the video. Notably, this is after she spent most of her time in both this video and the previous one breaking iron ore with her wooden pickaxes.
** Ryan declares that the thing they need to complete the village is a [=McDonald's=], and starts building one.
* Defending Our Utopia - Building the Perfect Minecraft Village (#5)
** Alfredo gets confused at the local wildlife.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Is that a dragon?! Oh, that's a parrot.
** Ryan finishes his [=McDonald's=], and Jack notices something off about the menu.
--->'''Jack:''' "Little Mac: Lawsuit"?\\
'''Ryan:''' Nintendo is very litigious.
** Jeremy and Alfredo's game of tag escalates, especially after Alfredo finds the recipe for TNT.
*** After Jeremy notices the TNT, he watches Alfredo tunneling around beneath the village, only vaguely commenting about how concerned he is to the others. Alfredo pops his head out twice and sees Jeremy watching him.
*** Alfredo places the TNT beneath the town square, leading the others to declare that he's become a supervillain, which they dub “The Questionnaire”. He then writes a threatening sign to the villagers under that alias.
--->'''Alfredo's signs:''' Dear Gotham Village Bring me the one you call Jeremy if my demand is not met I will blow up a piece of village Signed, The Questionnaire. I'm LOVING IT.
*** Jeremy then goes on the run, successfully evading Alfredo.
--->'''Jack:''' Jeremy, what are you doing?\\
'''Jeremy:''' There are few things that give me as much joy as confusing Alfredo.
*** After the raid, Alfredo returns to the TNT under the town square, threatening to blow it up the next time they return to this world if Jeremy is not given to him.
** Lindsay and Matt spend most of the episode building a wall that only covers one side of the village. She also shift-clicks 20 stone shovels into existence, which she then uses as a weapon for the rest of the video. Ironically, since her wall is made of stone, she is wasting a material only she is using.
* We Can't Be Trusted With Dinosaurs - Minecraft Jurassic World
** Everyone except Ryan and Alfredo got new skins, most notable that Jeremy's skin actually does look like him and Trevor's skin is a screaming child in a T-rex hoodie and actually shorter than Jeremy. Plus, thanks to a Bedrock Edition feature, all of their skins blink except Ryan's.
** Alfredo makes his entrance on an all-terrain vehicle that he somehow obtained. He also finds a disturbing amount of weapons, and armour along the way, culminating in him jumping into Rexy's pen when the group visits her exhibit. After he gets killed, Trevor decides to jump in as well and gets himself killed as well.
--->'''Ryan:''' Guys, Alfredo's about to sacrifice himself to the T-rex!\\
'''Jeremy:''' Wait, is he in there with that thing?\\
'''Trevor:''' ''[bursts into hysterics]''
** The gang comes upon an NPC who they can use to build pre-made buildings full of [=NPCs=]. While Ryan is talking to one of these [=NPCs=], Alfredo changes the building, causing the one Ryan was standing in to be destroyed, killing the NPC.
** After the park is opened, they are hit with a disaster. Rather than solving it, the gang simply close it again, resulting in their park having lasted about one minute.
* Our Science Babies! - Minecraft Jurassic World
** Alfredo continues to suit up, surprising Jeremy when he turns up to the helipad in full ACU getup.
** Lindsay spends half of the video separated from the group, only finding them again as they’re preparing to leave.
* Digging into Stoneblock 2!
** The gang play a new modpack which is similar to Sky Factory, except that it spawns them in a small cave surrounded entirely by stone. Unlike Sky Factory however, everyone gets their own cave, separated by thousands of blocks.
** Another thing that returns from Sky Factory is chance cubes, which make quite the splash.
*** When Jack opens one, it spawns a dozen Nether Jellyfish in his base, resulting in him spending the next few minutes fighting them in between deaths. He still manages to give advice to the others, however.
*** Matt spends most of the episode breaking chance cubes, whose effects include spawning a bunch of water, and squids, spawning diamond (with TNT), giving him diamond boots with amazing enchantments and two durability, and dropping him into a pit to the bottom of the world, before instantly teleporting him back to his cave, leaving him spluttering in confusion.
** Gavin and Trevor are the first to reach each other, using a Party Pickaxe which Gavin obtained by completing quests. The pickaxe mines things at extraordinary speeds, and also puts down cake which destroys large parts of the item's durability.
** Since they don't have a Party Pickaxe, Jack and Jeremy are forced to reach each other using the regular means. When they finally meet, Jeremy tries to show off his torch launcher, only to discover that Jack had already acquired one of his own.
** The group attempt to reach the mining dimension which Jack says requires you to mine all the way to the bottom of the world. When they reach the bottom, and discover nothing, Jack finally realizes that they actually had to dig up to the ceiling of the world instead.
* We Become the Mobs! - Stoneblock Part 2
** Matt gives his pet rock a "god" which is actually a large face carved in the wall of his cave.
*** Later, after Jeremy gets annoyed at his pet, Matt suggests he "give it a god" like he did, but Jeremy mishears it as "give him to God" meaning that Matt just killed it.
** After making some good progress alone in the previous episode, Alfredo’s progress stalls after reaching the mining dimension, only taking a brief trip there before begging the others to save him.
** Gavin claims that he can hold back from saying Flynt Coal, but it gets harder every time. The others helpfully respond by saying “Flint” and “Coal” as many times as possible, which Jeremy compares to walking into an AA meeting with a bottle of whiskey.
*** Not helping matters, is that Alfredo is trying to get coal for torches, resulting in him continually saying the word even when not teasing Gavin.
** Gavin and Matt argue about the status of Achievement City, leading to Gavin telling Matt to give him the bricked Xbox so he can have a go at it.
--->'''Gavin:''' Was that before or after you broke Achievement City?
--->'''Matt:''' Well, in my narrative you broke it.
--->'''Gavin:''' We had it running for years, until we gave it to you!
** The musical stylings of [[TheUnintelligible Hap Tap Pah and Scoodela Boo]].
--->'''Trevor:''' ''(singing)'' "Deck the something give it hoo yeah!"
** Matt gets a party pickaxe, and digs a tunnel towards some coordinates, only to realize that he had been digging towards the wrong ones this whole time.
*** He then blames the others, while Gavin blames him for mishearing, calling for a flashback to clear everything up. Said flashback proves that he is at fault.
** Jeremy digs his own tunnel to the mining dimension, but the ladder gets blocked when Trevor and Gavin die on it, resulting in their graves getting stacked.
** Gavin attempts to vein mine some gravel, but accidentally hits escape while his cursor was on the disconnect button resulting in him accidentally leaving the game.
--->'''Jeremy:''' (as Gavin returns) Welcome back, moron.
** By the end of the episode, the group declare that they have all reunited, conveniently forgetting Alfredo, who will remain isolated for a further two episodes
* "Automating" in Stoneblock 2 (Part 3)
** A chance cube spawns a villager named Dr. Trayaurus. Later, Matt finds the doctor standing next to a bucket of witch water, and attempts to warn him.
--->'''Matt:''' I'm not going to tell you that's bad, you're the doctor; you know already, but that's bad. You're the doctor, you know already.
--->'''Trevor:''' Did you just repeat that two times exactly?
*** Jeremy then excitedly pours the witch water onto the doctor, transforming him into an Evoker, and getting himself killed.
** Alfredo's continuing solo adventures leads him to start digging up through the mining dimension to get to a new dimension. Once he gets there, it turns out to be more or less the same as the mining dimension.
--->'''Alfredo:''' I'm back from my adventure, there is no god.
*** The tunnel to the end is a straight tunnel up which Alfredo intends to climb by using climbing gloves. He doesn't realise that said climbing gloves run out, and they do so while he's climbing sending him hurtling to the ground.
** The group is surprised to find that one of their chests has a bunch of pickaxes in it. They initially assume it's Gavin's work, but a flashback reveals it to be Matt's.
** Jeremy and Trevor exit the mining dimension, but end up getting stuck in a small hole. After spending some time trying to figure out where they need to go to get back to base, they discover that they were only one block away.
** Matt returns to his original cave to gather the last of his things, and say goodbye to his pet. After a solemn farewell, Jeremy comments that he just murdered his pet.
** Jeremy attempts to make bread, but soon discovers that the usual recipe doesn't work anymore and that it's been replaced with a complicated multi-step process.
** Matt opens a mega chance cube which spawns about a hundred Creepers, forcing them to block off the tunnel.
* What's in the Chance Cube? - Stoneblock 2 (Part 4)
** After four episodes, everyone finally figures out why the others left Alfredo alone for so long: they had completely forgotten that they hadn't rescued him yet. Despite this revelation, they still wait towards the end of the episode to send Gavin to rescue him.
** Gavin gets into woodworking, and creates a wooden sphere, leading Matt to call it a travesty. He then creates a large area surrounded by bannisters, which is dubbed his play pen for all his woodworking needs. Matt then approaches him and offers a doll for him to play with. Gavin is suspicious, especially after Matt tells him it summons a monster, so he throws it out of his play pen.
--->'''Matt''': Hey, I'm gonna warn you cause he's freaking out about chickens, but if you play with that doll too hard, it's gonna come to life and kill us all. ''[he turns around and walks away, and Gavin throws the doll out]''
** Matt obtains a set of crystals which gives him a book that sets him on a magical quest. He doesn't get started, although he manages to confuse the others when he starts reading from the quest book out loud.
** Jeremy attempts to tell a joke, regardless if the proper setup is there for it.
--->'''Jeremy''': Where are we gonna get a chicken?\\
'''Jack''': I don't know, I-\\
'''Jeremy''': Eggs! Where are we gonna get eggs?\\
'''Jack''': We have to get to the End first-\\
'''Jeremy''': What came first?\\
'''Jack''':... The End did.\\
'''Trevor''': Were you just saying his words?\\
'''Jeremy''': I wasn't relying on him to say the things I hoped he was going to say.
** Trevor's ongoing quest for gray dye so he can help Alfredo make cow pens:
*** Matt remembers killing the squids from the first episode and directs Trevor to his cavern for ink sacs, which is several thousand blocks away. Not only does he fail to find them, he also accidentally kills Rockbert, Matt's pet rock, and absorbs it into his syringe along the way. He deliberately fails to tell Matt this until he shows up and morphs into him.
*** A chance cube gives him some grey wool, which he puts into a machine that supposedly makes gray dye out of it. He goes on a long, inspirational speech about how everything he's done was building up to this moment but the machine spits out string instead. After checking his sources again, he realizes that the machine only has a 5% chance of giving him gray dye.
---->'''Trevor''': ''[puts the wool in]'' Trying it...''[deep breath]'' The culmination of everything I've ever hoped for, the reason I took this job, the reason I threw my engineering degree in the tr-''[he gets string, causing the others laugh]''\\
'''Alfredo''': Did it explode?\\
'''Jack''': I don't think he got what he wanted.\\
'''Trevor''': ''[puts more in]'' I'm gonna keep testing... because that's what we do here! Take that engineering degree, and throw it right in the shredder because- ''[the machine spits more string]''
*** After a long journey following Gavin, Alfredo is reunited with the others and remembers that he had gray dye in his base all along. Trevor attempts to block him to make him turn back, and eventually threatens to kill him to make him respawn back at his base.
---->'''Trevor''': Have you just not been listening in your own little hole alone this whole time?!\\
'''Alfredo''': Nope, not at all!\\
'''Trevor''': Fredo, I've literally talked to you about getting the gray dye from you for your thing!
* Fighting Over Vis Crystals - Stoneblock 2 (Part 5)
** The group learn that the crystals Matt had gotten in the previous episode is part of a mod called Thaumcraft, which Jeremy immediately gets obsessed with, and spends most of the episode begging Matt for the crystals.
** Lindsay joins the group, and her cave spawns at the other end of the tunnel Matt was digging when he had the wrong coordinates, allowing Matt to come get her easily. She also spawns with a new rock pet, to his excitement.
--->'''Matt''': You have another Rockbert?!\\
'''Lindsay''': Oh, is this one yours?\\
'''Trevor''': No, but it will be!
** Alfredo somehow acquires a large number of Jack heads which he places on the a wall, and nobody notices until the end of the episode.
** Trevor finally makes gray dye, and crafts a cow pen for him. The two then proceed to make a large area for it, which they dub the cowthedral. It gets cult-like really fast, slowly devolving into old-timey English, and cow puns as the episode goes on.
** Trevor attempts to coronate Alfredo as the cow god, but the coronation is interrupted by late arrivals, other people picking up the cow stick, and Jack's general confusion as to what's going on.
--->'''Jack ''': What is going on with this fucking hole?!\\
'''Alfredo''': Jack, how dare you mock what will be! A glorious place full of cows!\\
'''Matt''': A barn. A barn is what you’re thinking of.
** Lindsay decides to set up shop for a kitchen, and does so right next to the mob spawn.
** The group continue to fuck around with the morph mod, leading to the glorious resurrection of Jonk, after Matt kills Jack to transform into him.
* Dreams of Thaumcraft - Stoneblock 2 (Part 6)
** The mechanic of having dreams to advance in Thaumaturgy leads to a discussion of real-life dreams. Jeremy recounts a dream he had the previous night where he had married Michael and was raising Iris and Luna.
--->'''Lindsay:''' [[MadAtADream You stole my family! You dream-stole my family!]]\\
'''Jeremy:''' I was like, "''I don't know how to take care of kids!''" Literally, it got to the point where I went, "''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Why did I do this?!]] This isn't the life I wanted!''"
** After spending much of the last few episodes working on chickens, Jack officially completes his transformation into Simple Geoff by smashing several eggs onto the ground.
** Matt and Jeremy put their differences aside and begin working on Thaumcraft together. This is complicated however, when they discover that they can only advance through the mod separately, forcing them to do everything twice.
** Lindsay goes into the mining dimension to expand the cowthedral, and ends up getting lost, dropping back into the overworld when she digs too deep. Unfortunately, miscommunication with Trevor leads her to assume that the only way to get back to the others is to dig all the way back down to them, rather than just re-entering the mining dimension, and she wastes quite some time doing so. Once she makes her way back, she keeps making the same mistake, and her only appearances in the last half of the video consist of her dropping out of holes in the ceiling.
** As the episode goes on, the conflict between the mages and the cow worshippers begins to grow, with Jack the simple farmer caught in the middle.
--->'''Matt:''' (scans Jack) My thaummometer says you are a fool! (Him and Jeremy cackle for a few seconds)
** Matt crafts a new rock pet, and accidentally traps it within a spawner changer after a few minutes. After a few minutes of trying to free him, he suggests that he should just make a new one, claiming that he just found him again.
*** He discovers that the spawner changer works by changing a mob spawner, and tries to craft one, only to learn that it requires a dragon egg.
* We Accidentally Made a Death Laser - Stoneblock 2 (Part 7)
** While experimenting with the Atomic Reconstructor, Trevor stumbles upon a Lens of Detonation and eagerly tries it out, ignoring Jeremy's warnings ("That one's ''super'' dangerous!"). He fires his newly created death-ray with an enormous explosion, decimating Jack's chicken farm.
*** This is the second time Trevor has destroyed Jack's chicken project. Ironically, he's been the most helpful with Jack's chickens.
*** While Jack is desperately working to put out as many fires as possible, Matt decides to “profit” off the disaster.
----> '''Matt:''' (eating the cooked chicken off the floor) What a shame... A delicious, delicious shame.
** Matt and Jeremy continue their meddling with Magic, and Matt made something called a "Knawledge". When he opens it up, he finds that he basically just made an encyclopedia. Both Wizards hate it.
** Matt is incredibly disturbed by Log Chickens and demands that Jack apologize "to Life" for breeding them.
** Jeremy's difficulty in acquiring brass:
*** He tries dumping a bunch of ingots into the smelter but accidentally makes bronze.
*** He begs Jack to breed a Brass Chicken, but discovers that chicken breeding is incredibly slow.
*** Matt offers to head to the Mining Dimension to mine some brass; everyone immediately protests that that's not how brass works, since it's an alloy and doesn't occur naturally.
*** When they find a machine capable of making brass, Jack accidentally teaches Jeremy how to make bronze instead.
*** Jeremy looks through his magic book again and discovers another way:
----> '''Jeremy''': Throw an iron ingot into a crucible! But we need Instru...Instrumentum!\\
'''Matt''': Instrumentium!\\
'''Jeremy''': What is that?\\
'''Matt''': Fuck if I know!
** Matt watches Lindsay emerge from her latest tunnel from the mining dimension, and shows her how he is able to transform into Jack, before suggesting he could do the same with her, promptly killing, and morphing into her.
* A Cow Named Pickles - Stoneblock 2 (Part 8) - Minecraft
** While Matt and Jeremy are experimenting experimenting with the cauldron, Matt morphs as Jeremy places something inside, all while making an overly dramatic "oh no".
** At some point, in order to get materials, Matt kindly asked Jack to make him a couple of hundred lapis to make some chance cubes. Jack, understandably, denied such a request. Matt then proceeds to "Tax" Jack for Magic (something Jack doesn't even use) by taking two of his Lapis Blue Chickens.
** During one of the Chance Cubes, a Mooshroom named Pickles appeared. With the Cowthedral in need of cows, Trevor and Matt do their best to take it there, all the while Jeremy is impatiently demanding for his Pumpkin and orders another Cube to be used.
** Another Chance Cube goes off and the entire room filled with Bat-riding Skeleton archers, shooting some magic arrows that add status effect to their living targets. Matt gets hit by one and is stuck levitating to the ceiling. When he finds out he could be stuck like that for 3 minutes, he orders the crew to get him Milk, which even then was an annoying challenge due to being unable to get the milk due to his height.
** Another chance cube spawns a wither, which sends them into a brief panic before it disappears.
** Lindsay and Trevor are completing the walls of the Cowthedral, and come upon a zombie trapped behind one of them and decide to keep it there.
* This Could Destroy the Base - Stoneblock 2 (Part 9)
** Lindsay notes that their habit of digging death shafts in the base had been discussed by the comments section who were eagerly awaiting for somebody to fall into one. They mention this because after loading in, they ''immediately'' fell in a shaft to their death.
** Left with stacks of Chance cubes after mass producing them last episode, Matt, Jeremy, Alfredo, and Trevor begin opening them en masse.
*** The first mega chance cube seemingly does nothing, until Jack hears the distinct sound of something being built. The cube ends up spawning a village, albeit one mostly stuck in the walls.
*** Before Trevor breaks one, Jeremy jokes that it would kill all of Jack's chickens. It ends up spawning a massive mansion which digs out a large part of the world around it, sending them into a panic, until they find out it stops just before hitting Jack's farm. However, true to Jeremy’s prediction, it ends up destroying a couple of Jack's chicken coops that were just a few blocks longer than the farm.
*** At the end of the episode, they spawn another village under the mansion, essentially cutting the thing in two.
** Lindsay spends most of this part of the video trying to get their stuff after they died prior to the video, and thus is obviously confused when they return to base and catch sight of the mansion.
** Trevor attempts to show Alfredo the Lens of Certain Death by killing him with it. Unfortunately, Jack also happens to wander in front of the lens at the same time, getting killed alongside Alfredo.
** Matt attempts to add Alfredo to his “collection” of morphs, sending him fleeing into the mansion, and getting cornered by Matt and Jeremy.
---> '''Matt''': ''[morphs into a rock pet]'' Me and Rockbert are one now, Fredo!\\
'''Alfredo''': What are you fucks?!\\
'''Jeremy''': ''[morphs into Jack]'' What do you mean what are we?? Fredo, don’t you recognize me?! It’s me, Jack!
** Michael pops in for a hello and apparently, one of the neighborhood kids thought he was from ''Film/ReadyPlayerOne''.
---> '''Lindsay ''': ''[baby crying noises are heard]'' My child is upset, one moment.\\
'''Michael ''': ''[makes crying noises]'' \\
'''Lindsay ''': Michael's not happy too.
* Can We Fly? - Stoneblock 2 (Part 10)
** Jeremy sums up the series so far.
---> '''Jeremy''': We live in a constant state of "don't worry about it."
** Alfredo spends most of the first half of the episode exploring the mansion, but doesn't tell the others this, leading to lots of confusion and worrying as they keep hearing faraway explosions with no explanation.
---> '''Alfredo''': The third floor... The final frontier! These are the voyages of Captain Diaz.\\
'''Jeremy''': What are you doing?!
** Jeremy gets Alfredo to attempt to shoot him through fire and lava in order to continue advancing through Thaumcraft. It fails, but Alfredo keeps shooting at him, and tries to shoot Matt as well when he shows up.
*** The two then leave said fire and lava in the highly flammable mansion, and are confused when they return later and find it mostly burned down.
** Lindsay and Trevor set off on a quest to gain wireless power for a ring that apparently gives you the power of flight, only to learn that the flight would be more accurately described as gliding.
** Matt grows confused when he sees that their population of sheep has somehow dwindled, only to find that they had wandered into one of Lindsay's death tunnels.
*** He tasks Lindsay with rescuing them, but they end up struggling to do so in the dark, and fall to their death several times.
** After his exploration quest is completed, Alfredo begins sneaking around the base with TNT.
** Jeremy is thrilled to discover that for the holiday season the Chance Cubes have been reskinned into Christmas presents, laying one down for Trevor to see in the middle of the village.
--->'''Trevor:''' ''[breaking the Cube]'' Bling-a-ding-ding-\\
''[the area grows dark[[labelnote:*]]Trevor gets afflicted with the Blindness debuff[[/labelnote]] and a dozen regular and Super-Charged Creepers spawn around Trevor]''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Oh, why'd you break it, no!\\
'''Trevor:''' Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! ''[dies]''\\
'''Lindsay:''' That's amazing! What a holiday treat!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Let's Play Minecraft'' -- 2021 episodes (453-present)]]
* We Put an End to 2020 - Stoneblock 2 (Part 11)
** Jack isn't in the episode, so the gang immediately start plotting to destroy the world via Chance cubes.
*** To be more specific, the plan involves creating a mega Chance cube (27 regular chance cubes in a 3x3x3 cube) out of mega Chance cubes, with the hope of veinmining them once it's done.
*** Jeremy feels sure the crew has backups, but Trevor replies that is a very dangerous assumption to make. Trevor then verifies he can't use a /backup command, followed by the also nonfunctional /they'retryingtoendusallhelpplease.
*** When it comes time to open them, they find that they can't be veinmined, forcing them to fight through all of the effects to open all of them. During the ensuing chaos, the room is flooded by lava, TNT kills most of them, with fireworks, and potions thrown everywhere. Trevor's jet pack automatically goes into hover mode when his health drains, forcing him to fly for the rest of the episode, and a new mansion is created, only to be immediately set aflame by the aforementioned lava.
** Lindsay successfully rescues the sheep from their tunnel, but is left struggling with where to leave them, initially digging up through the magic room, before Matt points them to an empty room to use. Even so, they then start digging the wrong way.
** Alfredo once again goes on an adventure, humming ''Lord of the Rings'' music as he faces off against the monsters on the roof while dodging Creeper explosions.
** Jeremy gets a spider transformation and immediately starts pursuing Alfredo so he can bite him and turn him into a superhero. In the midst of their chase, they guys wonder if it's obvious that Jack isn't present to keep them in line.
** Matt creates an iron golem to watch over their building site, but Jeremy quickly kills him to use in further trolling Alfredo. Matt manages to not notice this until the end of the episode, when Jeremy reveals this by transforming into the golem.
* Fishing Rodeo and Jamboree IX - Minecraft (Stoneblock 2)
** This episode marks Gavin's glorious return to Stoneblock, after having been absent since episode 4. Matt recognizes him as a “rare breed” and murders him for his morph.
** The episode also marks Michael's first official appearance in Stoneblock, but he and Lindsay are sharing their skin, so they are counted as one player.
** Due to taking place in Stoneblock, the gang are trying to catch chickens rather than fish. It somehow takes Trevor over 26 minutes to notice this.
*** Late in the game, Jack goes to his farm to get a refill of chicken eggs, and finds Gavin randomly renaming his signs.
** At the end of the game, the group notices that Alfredo has a strangely low amount of chickens in his basket, and Gavin reveals that he had quietly stolen some right in front of them.
* Fighting the Ender Chicken! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 12) - Minecraft
** Since Jack wasn't in the episode before the Jamboree, his reaction to the aftermath is priceless.
--->'''Jack:''' WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO???\\
'''Jeremy:''' Oh hey. What's up, Jack?
** The entire Ender Chicken and Chaos Chicken fiasco:
*** Both Jeremy and Alfredo decide to face the Ender Chicken together and alone, thinking it would be a small chicken. To their shock and horror, the Chicken lives up to his "[[TheDreaded Ender]]" name and grows to a humongous size.
*** After defeating it, they receive a Dragon Egg. While everyone agrees they can do it at a later time, Alfredo just casually [[WhatAnIdiot drops it in the platform where the Ender Chicken was born from]], and thus summons the Chaos Chicken, much to Jeremy's shock and fear. Jeremy keeps asking Alfredo why he did that, and Alfredo can only really say "Oops".
** Jack's dismayed that Lindsay managed to watch ''WesternAnimation/FrozenII'' six times in one weekend but couldn't find the time to watch ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'':
--->'''Lindsay''': My children call the shots, not me!\\
'''Jack''': Don't throw away your shot, Lindsay!
** With the Chaos Chicken killing them and leaving their graves in his turf, Jeremy decides to make an invisibility potion, despite its annoying process. It leads up to Jeremy only needing a brown mushroom, so Lindsay tells him to check the chest in their unused Kitchen. Jeremy checks and doesn't find any, but many members of the audience sure as hell spotted [[FailedASpotCheck five of them]] in the chest, with everyone agreeing it was such an Achievement Hunter move.
*** Jeremy decides to simply sift for a brown mushroom with sponges. It takes a while, but Trevor finally hears what Jeremy was looking for, and simply takes him to his "[[PunnyName Mush-Room]]" and casually gives him a handful of them.
*** We then learn Jeremy decided to make the potion as a way to get their stuff back from the grave where the Chaos Chicken is in. Alfredo simply walked in and got it all, rendering all of Jeremy's efforts meaningless.
*** Oh, and in case you’re wondering, [[ShaggyDogStory it doesn’t work]]. When Jeremy, Alfredo, and Lindsay use the potions to try and grab the remaining graves in the End (leaving the already rescued gear behind) they get killed just as quickly as all the other times.
** Jeremy's summary of the chicken situation:
--->'''Jeremy:''' And in the End there's a three-story-tall chicken that shoots lasers, and it's fucking us up.
** Jeremy decides to give killing the Chaos Chicken one last go before the episode ends.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Have at thee, demon! I will kill you and wear your sk- ''[[OhCrap he can fly!]]''\\
''<[=Jerem6401=] has been scrambled>''\\
'''Lindsay:''' ''[as everyone laughs]'' What a twist.
* God Tier Mob Spawn?! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 13) - Minecraft
** Alfredo continues his doomed quest of defeating the Chaos Chicken and is repeatedly killed for his efforts. It got to the point where the game rewards the Chaos Chicken with a kill streak announcement.
** Trevor distributes Storage Tablets to the others and abruptly asks Jeremy to give his back, because "Papa's got some materials on that tablet that he doesn't want young Jeremy to see". The video cuts to Jeremy scrolling through the tablet's contents, with the names blurred out and porno music playing in the background.
** Jeremy returns to his Chance Cubes shenanigans, and one of the cubes spawn "The Pig of Destiny". Alfredo decides to cut it down, only to die on contact; the Pig won't go down without its assailant. [[{{Troll}} Jeremy]] sees that the Pig is at half health and ask Alfredo to finish the job. Alfredo complies and the Pig dies, alongside [[ButtMonkey Alfredo]]. Jack laughs at Jeremy playing Alfredo like a fiddle.
** Trevor shows off his secret hallway, the one that's so bright and flashy that it needs a photosensitivity warning. Alfredo also throws out a photosynthesis warning, for all of their plant viewers.
** The episode ends with Matt and Jeremy retiring from magic, as they see no point in continuing due to a road block. Jeremy, crushed by this, states that he basically has nothing.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I'm not magic anymore... I'm but a sheep (transforms into compressed jeb sheep).
*** Jeremy's sheep avatar looks down in self-pity, and Jack coins that he is now a "Depressed jeb".
** Several commenters take the time to commend Lindsay after they successfully craft one sword instead of shift-clicking a dozen, only to rescind it a few moments later after they shift-click another dozen diamonds hammers into existence.
* Invasion of the Dummy Swappers! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 14)
** The titular invasion comes when Matt creates something called a dummy wand, which allows him to create motionless zombie like creatures around the base, quickly outnumbering them.
*** This problem only gets worse when they figure out how to put player heads on the dummies, resulting in Lindsay confusing the dummies for the real people several times, and Jack getting watched by an army of dummies with his head on.
*** To make up for the fact that they gave up on magic, Matt and Jeremy set up two dummies in the magic room with their heads and gear on. It's only when Matt returns later that he realizes that leaving the dummies next to the cauldrons that constantly spit fire nearby probably wasn't the best idea.
** Matt then completes a device called the spawner locator (self explanatory). He tries it a couple of times, before realising that in order for it to work, they would need an actual mob spawner in their world.
** After killing it in the previous episode, Alfredo has seemingly chosen the Pig of Destiny morph as his look for the rest of the series.
** Jeremy begins work on a new weapon, tasking Alfredo with helping him find materials from Jack's farm for said mission. Alfredo proceeds to unnerve Jack by threatening to kill each of the chickens as Jeremy requests them.
** When Lindsay mentions trying to warm up to their arachnophobia, Matt mentions that he also warms up spiders... as in, warms them up ''in the microwave''.
--->'''Jeremy:''' Why do you microwave spiders?\\
'''Matt:''' ''I hate them.''
** Near the end of the video, their server crashes, so they spend the last few minutes of the video talking about ''Pokémon'' whilst Jack futilely tries to get the game back up and running.
*** Even funnier, the cause of the crash and subsequent server troubles is Matt’s latest attempt to revive Rockbert, leading many to joke that the server itself was telling Matt to move on.
* We Find New Purposes - Stoneblock 2 (Part 15)
** The group discuss the events of the previous episode.
--->'''Jack:''' Rockbert destroyed our server!\\
'''Matt:''' Well, then you shouldn’t have destroyed Rockbert!\\
'''Jack:''' I didn’t destroy Rockbert!\\
'''Trevor:''' It could have been a number of people...
** Jack creates a super-powerful sword and uses it to kill Matt. Matt tells Jack not to kill him again, so naturally Jack kills him again. Matt then places a Chance Icosahedron to get Jack to stop, but before Matt can pop it, Jack instinctively creates a server backup.
*** Matt forgets to pop it, so Jeremy pops it instead. Anticlimactically, it creates an End Crystal, which explodes and does nothing.
*** Jack then starts killing the remaining Dummies, which Matt agrees with, only requesting that he doesn’t kill Gavin (a creeper headed dummy in the woodworking area).
** Alfredo, still playing as the Pig of Destiny, trying to monopolize his cow business.
*** Alfredo tries milking one of his cows, not noticing that there was already milk in the bucket he was using.
*** These events also unfortunately happen at the same time Jeremy is looking for steak, leading to Jeremy skulking around the Cowthedral, while Alfredo begs for more time to make cows.
** Trevor tries to place lava into a barrel, only to place it ''on top of'' the barrel and burn himself to death.
--->'''Trevor:''' Goodbye. ''[dies]''
** At some point, Matt and Trevor begin fighting Shulkers. The first one Matt summons teleports Trevor into the furnace.
*** Matt asks Trevor not to kill it, since he wants to turn into it. Immediately afterward, Trevor kills it.
*** Matt summons a second Shulker and kills it. He turns into it, then joins Shulker!Trevor in the Cowthedral.
--->'''Jeremy:''' You're askew.\\
'''Trevor:''' ''You're'' askew! ''[hits him]''
** Lindsay finishes helping Jack, and declares their intention to start helping Jeremy work on his weapon. Jeremy agrees, and lists off the large, complicated process they have left to do. Lindsay decides to go back to making cakes.
** At the end of the video, Matt tries to resurrect Rockbert a second time, only to crash the server again. Luckily, Jack had created another backup.
* We Finally Have a Cow Farm! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 16)
** Much of Jack's part of this episode is spent working on Draconic armor and weaponry with the hope that they would be powerful enough to withstand the Chaos Chicken. At the end, he, Jeremy, Matt, and Alfredo are suited up with them, and head into the end, to be instantly annihilated, losing the armor, with Jack never even getting to see the Chicken.
** Trevor creates a short zip-line in the base which fails for two reasons:
*** Firstly, the server is set up so it kicks you for "flying" if you're in the air for more than a couple of seconds, meaning that you make it at most halfway down the line.
*** Secondly, Alfredo goes on it as the Pig of Destiny, but it glitches out, with his model flying everywhere, leading to a ''four minute long'' photosensitivity warning.
* The Pig's Got a Railgun! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 17) - Minecraft
** Trevor made the mistake of his life of giving a railgun to [[{{Troll}} Alfredo]], who proceeds to kill half the crew on the server with it.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Look, he gave me a gun with a scope. What am I supposed to do, not let it rip?
*** The most egregious part is that, while Lindsay did a great job decorating their respawn room, a single line of pixels made their beds unable to respawn them there, and the game sends them back to where they originally started. This forces them to either walk back or ask Jack to teleport them back.
** Lindsay shows off their new kitchen to the group. While explaining how they did it, Lindsay breaks out into song, complete with pre-recorded footage of the kitchen being built, and them hanging out with the Gavin Dummy which had randomly appeared in the kitchen.
** Trevor and Alfredo, both disguised as the Pig of Destiny, have a railgun battle, which Trevor wins.
** Thanks to the above mentioned incident with the Gavin Dummy, Matt and Lindsay are creeped out when they find that it had returned to the woodworking area without either of them having memory of moving it.
** Jeremy continues his quest to get a rabbit from a chance cube and runs into some major problems:
*** His first problem was that he spawned an army of Endermen, a task he was woefully unprepared for, and sheepily asked Jack, who was decked out in excellent armor, to take them out. Jack proceeded to [[CurbStompBattle one shot]] the lot of them.
*** His second problem was causing a massive flood. Normally it wouldn't be a problem, except Jeremy didn't know where the source block was, much less a bucket to fix it. Jack, to his surprise, didn't have a Sponge Chicken to fix it either, and he already left to get his armor back from the Chaos Chicken. Jeremy simply went to each block one by one to fix it with Matt.
*** After cleaning up his mess, Jeremy decides to open a loot crate. His prize was, of all things, [[DramaticIrony a couple of sponges]].
** Trevor continues his descent into mad science, creating a large engineering dungeon complete with ominous lighting, metal presses, and a Tesla coil.
* The Law of Equivalent Exchange - Stoneblock 2 (Part 18) - Minecraft
** Lindsay mourns the death of a parrot they found before the episode, which eventually flew into a cactus and died. Matt offers to spawn them a new one, but it’s not until they actually have one spawned that he reveals that he actually intends to murder said parrot for its morph.
*** Even better, because Matt didn’t wait for it to grow up, he doesn’t even get the morph.
** Matt kills a donkey and turns into it. Donkey!Matt ends up with a pair of googly eyes ''on his ass''.
*** Later, the same thing happens when he kills and turns into a horse.
*** And it happens [[RuleOfThree for a third time]] when he kills and turns into a llama.
--->'''Lindsay:''' You have eyes on your ass again. That's awesome.\\
'''Matt:''' Do I ''again''?
** A Chance Cube puts Jeremy in a giant cube of bedrock with lit TNT, and the only way he can get out is by answering a math question. Unfortunately, he doesn't solve it in time and is blown up, giving us this death message:
--->[=Jerem6401=]'s mind exploded from the power of math
** Trevor creates a crusher. While showing Lindsay how it works, he accidentally falls inside and is crushed to death.
** Jack, Jeremy, and Alfredo venture into the End to face off against the Chaos Chicken once again. Jack's game crashes and Alfredo is killed, leaving Jeremy to kill the Chaos Chicken by himself.
*** With the End now free again, they begin pillaging the remaining graves, and Jeremy discovers that he had two pieces of rabbit sitting in there the whole time.
** Since Lindsay has a staff that can create snow, they ask what powers everyone would have if Achievement Hunter were to form a superhero team. As they say this, a Marvel Studios-type crawl, reading "Minecraft" and featuring previous ''Let's Play Minecraft'' thumbnails in the background, plays over the footage.
*** Trevor declares himself "Ex-Man", the man who's dated everyone on Earth and is now their ex.
** Wolf!Matt enters Trevor's dungeon, and has a railgun pointed at him for his efforts. The entire time, Matt simply says, "Ruff, ruff!"
** This exchange:
--->'''Jeremy:''' What's 17 times 9?\\
'''Trevor:''' 170 minus 17. 153?\\
'''Jeremy:''' You smart man, you.
** While trying to show off his metal press to the audience, Trevor makes dramatic music with his mouth, which gets interrupted when he accidentally picks up the graphite ingots he's trying to press.
** Matt traps an ocelot in a room, waiting for it to grow up so he can kill it and become it. He realizes how ''insanely'' fucked up this is, but only ''after'' doing the same to the aforementioned donkey, horse, and llama, as well as a polar bear.
** While Jack explains how to use the transmutation table to Jeremy, Alfredo pelts them with eggs, which spawn a bunch of chickens. Jack tries unsuccessfully to kill Alfredo with a bow and arrow, only for Alfredo's Draconium armor [[HoistByHisOwnPetard (which he got from Jack)]] to keep him safe.
** Now having acquired his needed rabbit meat, Jeremy starts advancing towards his weapon again, until he finds that the next step is to create Singularities which require tens of thousands of blocks.
** In a post-credits scene, Matt finally kills and turns into the ocelot, complete with evil laughter.
* Lost in the Singularity - Stoneblock 2 (Part 19)
** Trevor spends most of the early part of the episode trying to create netherrack, and setting himself on fire multiple times. Afterwards, Jeremy points out that one of the early chance cubes had spawned a massive pillar of netherrack, and gives Trevor several stacks from it. Trevor is annoyed, but decides that he can’t be to mad after the Mush-Room incident.
** Matt figures out why he wasn’t getting parrot morph, noting that it took several dozen dead parrots to come to this conclusion.
** Jeremy decides to break some chance cubes to pass the time, and is cursed again. Being the jerk that he is, he decides to go into Jack's work area, letting the curse do what it must near all of Jack's important items. Luckily for all, it just ended up being a single block of bedrock right in the middle of the area. Matt says this would be more annoying than an explosion.
** The entire "white people at a concert" conversation.
--> '''Jeremy:''' "When I say 'Hell,' you say 'Yeah!' Hell!"\\
'''Everyone:''' "Yes!"\\
'''Alfredo:''' "'Where all my homies at?' 'Accounted for!'"
** In the most heartbreaking accident to occur, Jack accidentally throws Jeremy's Endest Pearl in the corner of his area, causing an enormous black hole to appear. It sucks up whatever it covers, causing destruction not only in Jack's work area, but in Lindsay's prized kitchen too. Everyone is in awe, given that the kitchen was the one thing everyone agreed had the most heart into it.
*** Matt and Jeremy are both relieved, believing it was going to be one of them to cause such destruction.
*** Jack, in penance of his actions, offers his services to Lindsay in rebuilding the kitchen. Lindsay gives a sinister glee.
*** A few seconds after everything calms down, Alfredo wanders over and reacts in shock to the destruction.
* Draconic Reactors, Our Specialty! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 20)
** With Jeremy’s weapon taking up large amounts of energy, Jack begins working on a Draconic Reactor, all too aware of what happened the [[EarthShatteringKaboom last time they played with that tech.]]
*** Near the end of the episode, [[HereWeGoAgain an explosion sets the reactor on the course for meltdown yet again.]] The group decides to start the next part on a backup Jack created before he activated the reactor, before sitting back to watch the fireworks.
*** In the aftermath of the explosion, Jack apologizes to Lindsay for destroying their kitchen again.
*** Thanks to the area Stone Block takes place, it really put into perspective how much damage the explosion really was, basically the blast radius going as far as the eye can see. Trevor's frame rate becomes non-existent and the game crashes. No wonder Sky Factory ended.
** The reason it’s taking up so much energy, is that they are using a machine Jack builds which duplicates items, but the ingredients for the weapon take up a lot of energy. Something that doesn’t take up much energy, unfortunately is Chance Cubes, as Matt and Jeremy find out.
* Sword of the Cosmos! - Stoneblock 2 (Part 21)
** Trevor struggles with living as a simple engineer amongst others decked out in God-level armor, getting himself killed several times. This also leads into the reveal of his new skin, a version of the [[Creator/ChuckECheese Chuck]] skin from Gmod.
** Jeremy needs to free up space in his inventory, so he comes up with the [[SarcasmMode brilliant idea]] of getting rid of his duplicated chance cubes by giving them all to Alfredo. What could go wrong?
*** Alfredo places several around the base, before teaming up with Matt to recreate the Mega Mega Chance cube from part 11.
*** When Jeremy decides to start opening the cubes around the base, Alfredo reveals himself as The Questionnaire again, leading Jeremy to the Giant Chance Cube, and recruiting him to his side, dubbing him “The Exclamation Mark”, as part of the “Legion of Something” along with himself, and “Rockbert’s Father” (Three guesses as to who that is.)
*** Matt learns that thanks to an update, Chance Cubes can now be vein mined, leading them to start breaking open the mega chance cubes, and causing the usual amount of death and destruction.
** Jack creates a mob spawner, exciting Matt since he can now finally make use of the spawner changer that he trapped the second Rockbert in. Unfortunately, [[ShaggyDogStory he never figures out how to make it work before the episode ends.]]
** Jeremy finally finishes his weapon, [[InfinityPlusOneSword The Sword Of The Cosmos]]. After killing Trevor a couple times, he learns that he can’t actually use it against the Chaos Chicken because it heals the Chicken instead of hurting it.
** Before the episode, Jack finally figures out how to make a draconic reactor, creating a large section of the base dedicated to holding nine of them. At the end, with all their goals accomplished, [[HistoryRepeats the group set them off to end the series yet again.]] Unfortunately, a combination of all the reactors going off plus all the chance cubes still going in the background means that the server crashes before they go off.
* Ya Dead, Ya Dead - Season 4 (Part 1)
** Season 4 of ''Ya Dead, Ya Dead'' gets off to an inauspicious start, as everyone beats each other to death, screaming "YOU KILLED HIM!" with each kill. Everyone is dead within the first two minutes, forcing a very early restart.
** Following the restart, Michael is the first to die, killed by a horde of zombies. The others decide that this is still way too early and, following some pleading from Ghost Michael, enact a vague bird-sacrificing ritual to resurrect him. He spends much of the rest of the episode hiding inside the base, too paranoid to venture back out.
--->'''Michael''': Mogar is dead, I’m all that’s left.
*** Prior to his resurrection, Geoff tells Matt that he needs to serve as Michael’s replacement, using his name and skill set. Matt agrees, before blocking Geoff inside his own mine. After Michael is resurrected, Geoff tells him that he is no longer needed, and he can “go die, or whatever”. Matt responds by blocking him in again.
** The group starts digging into a nearby mountain for a base due to the tornado mod being active, but before they are finished, one forms just outside the mountain sending them scrambling for cover, besides Alfredo who finds himself caught in the eye of the storm.
** Geoff tells a story about how, while they were living together, Gavin got struck in the head by a fallen tree branch while sunbathing in the yard. Apparently, Gavin not only decided to never sunbathe again but also assumed that Geoff was in some way responsible for throwing the branch at him. As he tells this story, Gavin is outside chopping down trees; due to a new tree overhaul mod, [[DeathByIrony the felled tree lands on top of him and kills him]], forcing another early-game resurrection. The timing is so coincidental that the others immediately assume Geoff planned it.
--->'''Michael:''' Gavin was killed by a falling tree ''during the story of the falling tree''!\\
'''Matt:''' That wasn't supposed to happen until episode three!\\
'''Jack:''' The writers are gonna be so pissed!\\
'''Trevor:''' ''I'm'' pissed!
*** Gavin says he has plenty of stories he could share about Geoff similar to this, it's just he doesn't want to give him the satisfaction that it did bother him, and Geoff completely understands.
** By the end of the video, the group admits that they have so thoroughly broken their own rules that the series might need a new name; Geoff suggests "Ya Dead Ya Dead ''Eventually''".
* Are Sandwiches the Key? - [=YDYD4=] (Part 2)
** Alfredo sticks two buttons on the wall and he and Gavin attempt to press them at the same time, failing both times in spite of several countdowns. This leads to them deciding that they can't do anything together, have terrible teamwork, and definitely need to start a series together.
** Weatherman Matt and his insistence that [[InsistentTerminology he is not a compass.]]
--->'''Matt:''' The tornado appears to be moving in a south-westerly direction, I'm not entirely sure, I'm not a- what's the word?\\
'''Jeremy:''' Meteorologist?\\
'''Matt:''' Compass.
** Jeremy and Alfredo go on an adventure finding several new bird types as part of the mod pack, cooing over them, and promptly killing them.
*** During this adventure, Alfredo gets himself killed by a creeper. The group mourn for a bit before Alfredo starts begging to play again. Thus, resurrection number 3 happens, and the group begins contemplating when they should even keep calling this series [=YDYD=].
** Gavin thinks of a miniature model of the solar system, but can't quite think of the proper name for it.[[note]]The word is Orrery.[[/note]] The others spend this time repeatedly and unhelpfully suggesting "Planetarium".
* [=MusketMeerkat's=] [=YOGO=] Part 1 - [=YDYD4=] (Part 3)
** Lindsay joins in and does better than they did in both of their previous ''YDYD'' appearances combined,[[note]]Lindsay was killed in the first episodes of both the first and third seasons, and was not present in ''[=YDYD2=]''.[[/note]] somehow surviving in spite of running around at night, engaging mobs when they really don't need to, and refusing to eat. They also create a little house for themselves, which ended up being a tiny cave with just the bare essentials for surviving. Michael later comes over to give them some armor, and, being appalled at the size of it, blocks them in the cave for protection.
** Geoff starts working on a sandwich shop. Rather than building it above ground, however, he decides to make it a large pit with no roof covering, so Jack's old enemies, the drop creepers, show up once again to kill him.
*** And of course, seconds later the others start making plans to revive him. Trevor, inspired by a comment from the site, suggests rebranding the series to [=YOGO=] (You Only Get One), meaning that now everyone has a single respawn. This is agreed upon, and they change the rule one last time before the episode ends.
** Trevor jokes that the series is kind of a found footage Let's Play since they will all be dead by the time it's uploaded. When Jeremy points out that he and Jack managed to survive the previous season, Trevor "reveals" that they both died off-camera immediately.
** Gavin and Alfredo stumble upon "The Great Set Of Creeper Legs", a creeper trapped in a small area where they can only see its feet and decide to turn it into a museum. When they show this to Jeremy, he can only sigh and shake his head.
*** When Jeremy meets up with Gavin and Alfredo, they slowly turn their heads toward their new exhibit, causing Jeremy to look at it. Jeremy notes that it couldn't have been more cinematic even if it was scripted.
*** At one point Alfredo comes close to detonating the Creeper, causing Gavin to scream his name so loud that the others don't even recognize his voice for a moment.
--->'''Trevor:''' Who the hell was that?! Whose actual voice was that? [...] That sounded like a man named Robert.
** Gavin is blown off a ledge by a Creeper, weakening him enough that a single Skeleton arrow kills him. This leads the gang to create a new rule that someone can sacrifice one of their lives to revive another person. Matt, who spends most of his time building an aviary for breeding birds, makes the sacrifice.
*** To try and prevent himself from "wasting" Matt's life, Gavin briefly attempts to lock himself in a small glass cage.
* A Tornado of Mobs! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 4)
** The episode opens right where the previous one left off, with a tornado spawning on top of the group and their mountainside home. Alfredo and Trevor take turns venturing outside aiming to be storm-chasers as everyone else watches the storm send various mobs into the air. [[spoiler:Trevor, Gavin and Michael all get sucked away by the tornado as their home gets torn apart. Michael gets lucky and lands on a mountainside and is able to dig into the mountain to escape, but the tornado claims Trevor’s life and Gavin’s third, with Jeremy ultimately deciding to sacrifice his extra life to bring Gavin back yet again]].
** More elaboration on what happens to Gavin during the tornado: [[spoiler: Not only did the tornado pick him up, it set him down on the ground twice, only to grab him again shortly afterwards each time. Whilst airborne, he gets injured by a Creeper exploding near him, then by a skeleton shooting him, and eventually dies when a spider bites him mid-air.]]
*** Also notable is that this turn of events takes so long that the tornado moves completely away from the base, out of the range of Jack's tornado alarm, and the others begin moving in and investigating the damage while Gavin is still screaming.
** As the group survey the damage the tornado did, Michael notices Lindsay is carrying two shields. They decide to give Gavin one of them. [[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGun The shield saves Gavin’s life later on]] when he’s attacked by a zombie. After this, Gavin retreats back to his glass cage and stays there for the rest of the video]].
*** Gavin eventually builds a "fishing puddle" inside his glass cage so he can still be useful while he's hiding.
*** A Pigman comes through the Nether Portal; Jeremy leads it over to the glass cage so Gavin can have a roommate. Gavin names it "Dead Lasso," laughing the entire time.
** Lindsay's streak of luck is ended when one of their late night excursions leads to them getting killed. When Jack revives them, they respawn next to their bed, talking about what a crazy dream they just had.
* "Simple" Minecraft - [=YDYD4=] (Part 5)
** The episode begins with Geoff screaming about his house's failing plumbing, Alfredo sobbing in the corner as Michael blocks him in a small part of the cave, and Gavin nearly drowning in his fishing hole when his cat knocks him in when he isn't paying attention. All within the first few minutes.
** Within seconds of the episode starting, Gavin's cat Smee jumps on his keyboard and pushes his character into the water. Matt notices and says something, and Gavin admits that if Matt hadn't made him aware, he ''absolutely'' would have drowned to death in his ''2 block fishing hole in his six block safety shelter''.
** Matt continues his weatherman persona, with Trevor serving as cameraman, and providing the intro music. During one of these broadcasts, Matt gives an oddly specific warning.
--->'''Matt:''' If you're outside, or you have a friend that's blocking up the door behind you, I recommend stabbing that person as soon as you see them, even if they've died several times before and you've wasted your own soul to revive them.
** Gavin visits Lindsay's house and asks why they have a hallway that leads nowhere. They reveal that they were trying to make a mine, but accidentally dug out the other side of the mountain.
*** They also give him a doughnut, which he tries to use to "lead" Matt out of his aviary, not only releasing one of his birds in the process but nearly dying several times.
** Jeremy is exploring a cave, when he notices Michael and Alfredo nearby, and invites them to join him. Much to the two's frustration, they soon find out that Jeremy had already explored most of the cave by this point.
** As they are about to leave, a Creeper takes more hits than Jeremy expected, resulting in him getting killed. Jack, now the last one with two lives intact makes the sacrifice, losing yet another life to the Creepers in a [=YDYD=].
** With all their extra lives gone, Trevor declares that Ya Dead, Ya Dead has finally begun. While this declaration is happening, [[spoiler:a Creeper sneaks up on Geoff and kills him]]. The group is saddened that they have run out of ways to break the game and revive him.
*** Prior to this, [[spoiler:Geoff]] had invented a new "game": chopping down trees so that they fall on Creepers. By his own admission, this failed to kill the Creeper and almost got ''him'' killed when it detonated, so everyone assumes that [[spoiler:he died playing this game]].
** As "tribute" to [[spoiler:Geoff]], Alfredo chucks his diamond sword into a nearby lava pit, moments before it turns to night time, and leaving him stranded with Michael and no weapon. Even better, Michael was standing next to him the whole time, perfectly capable of trying to stop him, but didn't.
* Hatching a Phoenix! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 6) - Minecraft
** While [[spoiler:Michael's death]] was tragic, it's the lead up to it that makes the list. Alfredo, Trevor and Michael all go into a new section of a cave. At some point they find a clearly dangerous hole filled with Skeletons and Creepers. [[spoiler:As soon as Michael points out the hole of the cave, a Creeper appears out of nowhere and blows Michael up. Trevor, on the other hand, lets out the mother of all yelps as his only warning to Michael]].
*** [[spoiler:Michael]] then spends the rest of the episode following Alfredo around as a ghost and texting him advice, and warning him of dangers. He also shows disappointment when Alfredo again chooses to pay tribute to him by throwing his sword into lava.
** As Alfredo begins killing some of Jack's pigs, the weather begins to pick up and the Tornado comes back. Jack, who spent the last parts building up some animals for food stock, watches as all his animals get taken away by the tornado. Alfredo is more hurt, because all the potential food was gone.
** Due to a disastrous cave expedition, Jeremy and Lindsay end up stranded outside at night with no food, and a tiny stone house for protection. Though Jeremy manages to get food from the area, Lindsay somehow survives the entire ordeal on two hearts and no food.
*** Jeremy eats everything he's carrying just to survive, even cotton.
*** During this expedition, Matt begins collecting eggs in his aviary. He notices that, despite only having one vulture, many of the eggs are vulture eggs, causing him to remark, "Dude, this vulture, it fucks." Jack finds this quote absolutely hilarious and asks the editors to isolate it. Even better, one of the fan-made compilations ''actually does''.
* Grinding Blazes Into Powder! - [=YDYD4=] (Part 7) - Minecraft
** Roaming in the woods at night, Lindsay is beset by zombies and skeletons. Fortunately, they have a stroke of luck when the monsters antagonize each other, allowing them to slay the zombie and survive the ordeal with half a heart left.
-->'''Lindsay''': Okay, time to fucking get the fuck out of here.\\
[[spoiler: [''Lindsay falls down a hill and dies''] ]]\\
'''Lindsay''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Wow...]]
** [[spoiler: Alfredo steps into lava and catches fire. He takes over ten seconds to die and uses his last breath to complain about slow his death is.]]
*** [[spoiler: Ghost Michael then chimes in, complaining how after he spent two episodes following Alfredo around, he managed to die hilariously the moment he wasn’t looking.]]
** [[spoiler: Jack and Matt are both killed by skeletons. The situation is so chaotic that Trevor doesn't even realize that Jack is dead until he checks the message log.]]
*** [[spoiler: Realizing that he is one of the only two survivors left (Jeremy was killed by Blazes early in the video; Gavin is still alive, having been absent for the last two videos), Trevor attempts to drown himself in Gavin's fishing hole, but changes his mind when he decides that Jack would want his death sign to be up-to-date.]]
* The Ritual for New Life - [=YDYD4=] (Part 8)
** The episode opens with Gavin returning after a two-episode break to find things not quite as he left them.
** After Trevor explains what happens, the two decide to sacrifice Matt’s Phoenix, and lay the ashes out to rest in a ritual to bring everyone back. Heading to the aviary, they briefly contemplate doing a long ritual before just running in and slaughtering the poor thing.
** The two then start traveling the world, looking for places to honor their lost companions.
*** While on this quest, they discuss an episode of ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' where they set off a huge fire in the Philippines, and worry about the massive field fire that could have caused. While discussing this, they run through a massive forest, using their flint and steels to burn it down.
*** They also have a bad habit of forgetting people they haven’t buried yet, including one moment where Ghost Jeremy has to remind them about Alfredo despite them just having a conversation about him.
*** They bury Lindsay's ashes at the top of a mountain, before deciding to pay further tribute to them by jumping into the river below. Seconds from jumping, they realize the river is much farther away than they anticipated, so Trevor finds a different section to jump into, while Gavin attempts to bridge out a couple of blocks, almost overshooting as a result.
*** They are chased by mobs, and can't decide whether it should be used for Michael or Geoff, so they just shout both names, throw the ashes at the mobs and run.
** Their quest finally ends when Trevor is cornered by mobs and killed, losing the Phoenix ashes in the process. Gavin, now the last one left tries to kill himself by letting a fire he started nearby consume him, but it fails since the fire never spreads to his tree. When he sets fire on his tree, his armor ends up leading to his death being slow and painful.
** Once Gavin finally burns, Trevor starts singing [[Music/{{Kansas}} "Dust in the Wind"]] ([[RunningGag with random words replaced with either "Yeah" or "Something"]]) over the credits.
** After the credits, everyone respawns back into the world. While everyone but Trevor and Gavin are confused and panicking, a skeleton murders Gavin, causing all of them to die, and respawn back at the base. Turning to Trevor and Gavin for answers, Gavin announces their new series.
--->'''Gavin''': Ya Dead, ''We Dead!''\\
'''Michael:''' I'll kill us all!\\
''(Cue title card while more panicking is happening and Michael is heard faintly cackling)''
* We All Share ONE Life - Ya Dead, We Dead (Part 1)
** The first death occurs when Alfredo is convinced Michael attacked him, despite him not being near him, and jumping off a small hill to his death. This also leads to the reveal that Jack has set up a scoreboard for people’s deaths, so they can really shame whoever died.
** Another early death comes when Trevor accidentally hits one of Matt's birds and gets promptly slaughtered by them while trying to tell Matt about the fate of his Phoenix. Matt theorizes that the birds are mad because he killed their "alpha."
** Alfredo also attempts to chop down a tree on Trevor at one point and expresses frustration when it fails.
** Michael gets attacked by a skeleton while Lindsay accidentally jumps in lava while attempting to help him. Surprisingly enough, neither of these things end up being the cause of death, as while attempting to escape the lava, Lindsay accidentally hits a weakened Michael, something that neither realize until they read the death message.
** The group decides to change the series' goal to killing the Wither and making a Beacon, so they task Geoff with getting Wither Skulls. This goes about as well as you'd expect.
** Jack and Jeremy set out to reach a village that Jeremy had found while he was a ghost which happens to be a long way away from their base. Between Michael and Alfredo being at each other's throats, Lindsay being Lindsay, and Geoff taking on the forces of the Nether, this takes a long time.
*** They try to take beds, but this also has problems, as they can't set their spawn point in the day, and they keep getting broken in some way or another.
*** On one occasion, Jack had ''finally'' managed to sleep in a bed, only to die while asleep. When he respawns, he makes the discovery that [[ShootTheShaggyDog players who die while sleeping respawn at the world spawn point, since the bed is counted as being obstructed]]. His scream when he realizes this ''makes'' this moment.
*** Once they finally reach the village, it's daytime so they can't even sleep, forcing Jeremy to have to repeat the last leg of the journey over and over again.
** With Geoff off Wither hunting, Lindsay takes over his sandwich-making operation and accidentally destroys large parts of his store via numerous Creepers.
** An annoyed Trevor states that [[TemptingFate if he dies sometime in the next thirty seconds, he was going to shit himself]]. ''Almost immediately'', Geoff is killed by a Wither Skeleton, killing the whole group. Jeremy tells Trevor to get his adult diapers ready.
** After getting annoyed at everyone else for dying, Jack finally gets killed by a Skeleton, and the others spend some time teasing him for it.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Man, look at Jack on the scoreboard.\\
'''Jack:''' ''Fuck you'', Alfredo.
** By the end, Geoff's Nether adventures have led to his death count on the scoreboard being the highest at [[spoiler:9]], equal to ''everyone else's combined''. Alfredo, who has the second-highest death count at [[spoiler:3]], ominously declares that he has to "catch up" with him.
* Wither Skeleton Hunting - YDWD (Part 2)
** The video opens with another tornado, which nearly kills Alfredo, Matt, and Lindsay. Apart from destroying Jack's farm and freeing several of his animals, it also destroys his tornado siren. This causes the group to declare that tornadoes are getting smarter.
--->'''Jack:''' My tornado sirens are gone!\\
'''Matt:''' The tornadoes are learning! They've figured out that if we don't have sirens, then we can't be prepared! Hug your loved ones, [[CallBack keep your vultures close]]!\\
''(everyone laughs)''\\
'''Jeremy:''' Seriously though, the tornadoes are smart. We're in horrific danger.
*** This also leads to the return of Weatherman Matt. When questioned on his absence, Matt claims that it is due to the absence of his cameraman, Trevor, which the others doubt.
** Jeremy discovers the difficulties of adventuring with a Magoo, as while fighting Blazes with Alfredo, a fireball travels right past him to hit and eventually kill Jeremy.
*** As Alfredo is running from a Wither Skeleton, he runs into the Wither Skeleton trap Jeremy made... only to accidentally close the door on himself, sealing his fate.
** Another player dying causes Jeremy to die while he's ''right above a pool of lava''. If Jack hadn't installed the gravestone mod, all of Jeremy's stuff would have burned.
*** Not to mention the hijinks involved in Jeremy trying to get his stuff back without burning it or dying.
** A discussion about Alfredo's tornado related hijinks devolves into a rather long reference to the film ''Film/{{Twister}}'', to Jeremy's frustration.
** A Creeper and a Skeleton spawn in Matt's aviary when he tries expanding it, and the Skeleton kills him. Matt and Jeremy can't go inside to kill the mobs since Matt accidentally hit one of his cassowaries with a cassowary egg, pissing all of the cassowaries off and causing them to become aggressive.
** At the end of the video, Alfredo makes another comment about Jack's sole death on the scoreboard, and "reveals" that Jack had another one that they edited out. Jack changes Alfredo's death count to 999,999 as revenge.
* We Have an Egg Problem - YDWD (Part 3)
** The video's title comes from Michael complaining about the amount of eggs he picks up when he walks through Matt's aviary. When Jeremy points out [[{{Foreshadowing}} a Creeper that is standing on top of it]], Michael throws an egg at it and scores a direct hit.
** This exchange after Michael is poisoned by a Witch:
--->'''Michael:''' You bitch witch!\\
'''Jack:''' That's my favorite type of sandwich!
*** The gang asks Michael if the witch is a good witch or a bad witch. Due to an earlier tornado, this leads Geoff to comment about all the [[Film/{{TheWizardOfOz}} witches in tornadoes]].[[note]]Geoff even name-drops Glynda the Good Witch earlier in the conversation.[[/note]]
** Geoff mentions that he's been watching ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' since someone at Rooster Teeth (probably Trevor) got him into watching it. This leads into a conversation about tidbits about its host Jeff Probst, including that he occasionally wakes up with amnesia, and [[{{Squick}} had to self-catheter for years because he refused to go to the bathroom while]] ''[[{{Squick}} Survivor]]'' [[{{Squick}} was being filmed]].
*** Michael mentions watching multiple compilations of Probst roasting various ''Survivor'' contestants, despite not being a fan of the show.
*** At the end of the conversation, Jeremy butts in to tell them that during it, he actually successfully attained a Wither Skull. He then immediately tells the others that he enjoyed the conversation perfectly well, but they tell him that they already know he hated it.
** At one point, Michael tells everyone that he's about to jump from a tree into a river. Alfredo threatens to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leave the game]] if Michael dies, but that's none of Michael's concern.
** While wandering through the Nether, Jeremy notices a Zombie Pigman wearing a backpack.
--->'''Jeremy:''' What's that Zombie Pigman doing with a backpack?\\
'''Trevor:''' [[WebVideo/MonsterFactory It's where he keeps his applesauce.]]
** Trevor accidentally spawns a baby Chicken in Jack's pen and tries to run away. Jack tells him that it's his responsibility before informing everyone that Trevor made a Chicken. Michael asks if the Chicken is [[BestialityIsDepraved half Trevor, half Chicken]].
** Jeremy is killed by multiple Blazes in the Nether. He asks for Jack's help to retrieve his stuff, but as soon as they do, Michael is killed by a Skeleton, causing both Jack and Jeremy to have to retrieve their stuff from the Nether again. Jack does so, and Jeremy channels his inner UsefulNotes/BernieSanders.
--->'''Jeremy:''' [[MemeticMutation I am once again asking for your help.]]
** At the end of the video, Jack prepares to place the final gold block on their Tower of Pimps. Jeremy states that [[TemptingFate Gavin usually doesn't like it when they make the Tower without him]], since he originally made it. As soon as Jack places the fourth block, the Creeper from earlier sneaks up behind him and explodes, [[ShootTheShaggyDog destroying one of the gold blocks and undoing all of Jack's progress]].
--->'''Creeper (according to Michael):''' [[Literature/AStormOfSwords Gavin sends his regards]].
* Let’s Make a Railway! - YDWD (Part 4)
** Since Matt isn't in the video, Geoff takes the time to ask [[BestialityIsDepraved what Matt does to the birds in his aviary]].
** Geoff destroys all of the trees in front of the house, declaring that he hates them. Jeremy chimes in with this gem:
--->'''Jeremy:''' We all need something to hate, and [[ButtMonkey Matt]]'s not here.
** As the group are getting tired of Matt's aviary, they discuss what needs to be done about it. Geoff recounts how they settle disputes on ''F**kFace'' and everyone patiently listens. Including Michael, knee deep in bird corpses and swinging a diamond sword.
** The utter comedy of errors that comes from Michael's caving expedition.
*** After he enters the cave, he only makes it a few blocks before falling into lava and causing them all to die. This results in his grave spawning surrounded by lava. Trying to clear it out, Michael asks Geoff to bring down a bucket so he can use water to try and turn some of the lava into obsidian. Geoff complies, and brings an empty bucket, forcing them to search around for a source block for several minutes.
--->'''Michael:''' [[DoubleEntendre Do you know Jack's hole?]]\\
'''Geoff:''' Oh, yeah, I know all about it.
*** After they instead block off the lava with cobblestone, Geoff breaks the block Michael is standing on, sending him hurtling into the lava below, and causing them all to die again. Geoff somehow never realizes that he did it and tries to blame Michael, but the editors replay the footage of Michael's death twice which clearly shows Geoff mining the block.
*** Michael brings Jack down to help, but Geoff has already made it back down and seemingly blocked off the remaining lava. Jack responds by pointing out that there is still lava underneath the graves. Geoff's only defense is that it "would've been funnier" and blames Jack for burying the comedy, complaining that he spent seven minutes building up to it. Jack responds by trying to break the block Geoff is standing on.
*** Jack then somehow manages to fall through one of Michael's graves and nearly burns. After managing to escape, he [[TooDumbToLive repeats his same mistake]] and [[RuleOfThree causes them all to die yet again]].
--->'''Geoff:''' You’re right Michael, I’m glad we brought Jack down to help! Things got much better when Jack came down here.\\
'''Michael:''' Can I just ask, which of Film/TheThreeStooges am I?
*** When they get back down again, Jack tells Michael his grave should be safe. When he goes for the one above lava, Jack quickly stops him and tells him he was referring to the one from the most recent death. When they are finally able to collect their stuff, Michael realizes that they are still only a few blocks in to the cave, and it's the end of the video.
* Accidentally Iron Rich! - YDWD (Part 5) - Minecraft
** At the beginning of the video, Jeremy reveals that he almost died immediately after joining the game because he spawned in the middle of one of the pillars in the entranceway to Lindsay's bakery.
** The entire conversation about an Achievement Hunter [[Franchise/PowerRangers Zord]], with Matt as the one in the middle who does nothing, and Alfredo as the arm that keeps applying Icy Hot to itself.
** Michael notices that Lindsay now has more deaths than Alfredo because Lindsay died several times while playing the game between recordings. An angry Alfredo threatens to drown himself to catch back up.
** After five episodes of ''Ya Dead, We Dead'', Jeremy runs into "The Great Set Of Creeper Legs" and [[LateToTheRealization realizes it's the same server where]] ''[[LateToTheRealization Ya Dead, Ya Dead 4]]'' [[LateToTheRealization took place]].
** This conversation:
--->'''Michael:''' Is there a way to zoom in on the minimap? Like, permanently?\\
'''Trevor:''' Get binoculars.\\
'''Michael:''' Why are you the way that you are?
** When Matt obtains the materials needed to make a third phoenix, Jeremy shouts [[Franchise/AceAttorney "Objec]][[MemeticMutation tion!"]]
** When Alfredo describes a time he went on a date with two separate girls without either of them knowing, Michael asks him why he would go through that. Jeremy pipes in with this:
--->'''Jeremy:''' ''(impersonating Alfredo)'' One was hot and the other was hot.
** After [[spoiler:Lindsay gets killed in front of their kitchen]], Alfredo, who spent hours walking on his journey, [[spoiler:is sent right back to the rest of the crew]]. He lets out an [[BigNo anguished scream]] which lasts for ''eight seconds straight'' that rivals that of WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog. Michael not only couldn't help but compliment his set of pipes, but ironically reveal to have died mere steps from his own bed.
*** Alfredo then ''[[RageQuit leaves the game]]'' after this.
*** After rejoining, Alfredo checks how far away his grave is. It's [[spoiler:''over 6000 blocks away'']].
** Alfredo, now back in the base, tries talking with one of Matt's penguins.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Yo, how's it goin', little ''[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]''?\\
'''Michael:''' Woah, what the ''[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]'' did you just say?
*** Jeremy warns Alfredo against trusting the penguin, because half of him is still white. This prompts a BigWhat from Alfredo.
*** Trevor punches the penguin before running away.
--->'''Alfredo:''' No! Don't you touch Pablo!\\
'''Jeremy:''' That's actually a really good name for a penguin.
** A tornado picks up Alfredo, Matt, and Jeremy (after he takes his armor off since it's what's keeping him on the ground). A floating block kills Alfredo in midair, leaving his, Matt's, and Jeremy's graves floating above the ground.
* Building the Armory - YDWD (Part 6) - Minecraft
** Alfredo learns that he can simply teleport back to his faraway grave and does just that, much to the ire of the group.
** Jeremy and Matt go to figure out how to get their stuff from their graves, which are supposedly floating to where they died from the previous episode. Even after making towers of blocks to reach tall heights, with their coordinates telling them they were right there, the graves are nowhere in sight, presumably lost to time. Jeremy decides to jump on top of the nearest boat and land in it, only to die on impact. The unfortunate part was that he [[FailedASpotCheck forgot the mode they were playing]], killing everyone and sending them back, including poor Alfredo, who only ''just'' got his stuff again.
** Another tornado hits; as Matt notices it, he goes into his Weather Report mode. As he does, Jeremy and Geoff are taken by the storm, only narrowly escaping with their lives; Jeremy decided to risk his life trying to get a log of wood during the storm, while Geoff just walked out into it. Matt doesn't move an inch because he thinks he is too close for the storm not to take him and that running would be futile. Ironically, the tornado doesn't even touch Matt and leaves him be.
** Geoff discovers a nest of silverfish beneath the mountain and invites Matt to come explore with him, believing that it could lead to a stronghold. It doesn't turn up anything, though the two become increasingly chummy over the course of the adventure, declaring that their friendship has grown stronger, and ending with Geoff giving approval to Matt's aviary for the first time. Jeremy and Alfredo decide that they liked it better when they weren't friends.
* Fighting the Wither! - YDWD (Part 7) - Minecraft
** Matt has attached saddles to his three Phoenixes, allowing him, Trevor, and Michael to ride them. Trevor and Michael nearly suffocate themselves in the ceiling trying to leave the aviary.
*** For whatever reason, Matt's Phoenix is pitch black.
** Michael and Alfredo turn the fight with the Wither into a long, drawn-out reference to ''Film/AvengersEndgame''.
*** Michael suggests freeing the birds in Matt's aviary to help fight the Wither, likening them to the resurrected heroes joining the fight during the "Portals" scene. Matt agrees to it, and breaks the glass keeping the birds in. Unfortunately, when the time comes, none of the birds leave the aviary.
*** Michael shouts "Avengers, assemble!" when the Wither is first summoned. Later in the video, he tells the editors to add him shouting that phrase to the beginning of the battle, meaning that the editors ''listened to him''.
*** After the Wither is defeated, Michael says that getting the obsidian to make the Beacon is like Captain America returning the Infinity Stones to their rightful timelines after the battle with Thanos.
--->'''Michael:''' Imagine Cap going, 'I'll come back as an old man, it'll be funny,' and when he gets back, no one's there.
*** Trevor also "requests" that Michael throws his shield at him to see what it feels like. It does nothing, of course, until Trevor /kills himself, giving himself his second death of the series.
*** The references even extend to ''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier'', with Michael declaring Alfredo to be Falcon and himself as "the new Captain America, the one with no chin." Michael even tries to throw his shield at a couple points. Ironically, since Michael is flying his Phoenix, ''he's'' the one able to fly.
** The gang stock up on armor, weapons, and potions to prepare for the fight with the Wither, which they expect to be a grueling fight with many deaths. [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax The entire fight is only about two minutes long, and no one dies except for the Phoenixes.]]]][[note]]The Wither is notoriously weaker on ''Java Edition'' than on other editions of ''Minecraft'', but there's no way the Achievement Hunters would have known this.[[/note]]
** Jeremy fires an arrow at Matt, who is riding an ostrich. The arrow hits Matt's shield and bounces off, to Jeremy's amazement. When Matt stands still to try and replicate it, Jeremy accidentally kills the ostrich instead.
--->'''Matt:''' Bounce off of it, my ass!
** ''Ya Dead, We Dead'' ends the same way its prequel series ''Ya Dead, Ya Dead 4'' began: [[BookEnds with everyone repeatedly murdering each other]].

* Welcome to Achievement Island! - Part 1
** The episode begins with the group spawned on a 1000x1000-block island, one of five on a shared server with three other groups in Rooster Teeth (Creator/{{Funhaus}}, Squad Team Force,[[note]]Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jon Risinger, Chris Demarais, and Blaine Gibson[[/note]] and RT Animation), and the fifth island dedicated to competitions between the groups. While Jack is explaining this information, he has to yell at Alfredo to shut the fuck up.
*** Almost immediately after the video begins, newcomer Ky Cooke is almost killed by a Creeper exploding near her.
** On the first night, the group's progress is undone when another Creeper blows up their chest, smoker, and crafting table, leaving none of them remaining.
** Early on, the group discovers that one of the downloaded mods allows them to grow ''hemp seeds''.
** Alfredo fails to recognize Ky's skin, so she calls Matt over. Matt also can't recognize it, forcing Ky to reveal that she's "only the greatest villain from the ''VideoGame/SlyCooper'' series."[[note]]Her skin is Constable Neyla from ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''.[[/note]] This allows Matt to recognize it, claiming he couldn't at first because of the skin's proportions in ''Minecraft'', and Michael decries him as a "fake fan."
** A hungry Alfredo goes exploring for food.
--->'''Alfredo:''' Are there any succulent piggies on this map?\\
'''Jack:''' My name is Jack.
*** At one point, he comes across an empty Pillager Outpost and asks if he's able to live there. He's forced to flee when the Pillagers arrive during night, but not without clearing the chest of its loot (including eating the six carrots, which would have been enough to start a pig farm).
*** After making a bed to sleep in, he comes across a Desert Temple, clears it of its loot, and leaves.
*** He climbs to the top of a mountain and announces to the others that nothing is there. The others don't think it's much of a surprise.
*** As soon as he returns, Matt asks him for some sand, since Alfredo had been on a beach earlier. Alfredo responds that he put all of his sand in the Desert Temple.
** After Ky announces that she had found iron in the mines, Matt quietly brings up that he had already found iron previously in the same mine, only to be immediately shouted down by the rest of the group for trying to override Ky's achievement.
*** Ky spends most of this time quietly protesting that she wasn't actually that bothered by it, and that it was fine, only to be told that the others don’t actually care about her opinion on the matter.
** Michael repeatedly threatening to burn down Jeremy's house.
--->'''Michael:''' There's a monster outside! ''(lights a Flint & Steel, burning one of Jeremy's wood blocks)'' The monster was me!
*** Matt then wanders over and, being annoyed that Jeremy didn't wait for the logo to be built before starting, tells Michael to burn it down again.
** Ky declares her intention to build a farm, since she's tired of being hungry. Jack immediately tells her he's proud of her.
** Since Alfredo took Jeremy's bed before he went exploring, Jeremy was forced to take Ky's bed for his own house. This becomes a problem later when Ky is 1) killed by a Creeper (which also destroys part of Jeremy's house) and 2) is unable to sleep with the rest of the group because there's now one less bed.
*** Immediately after they wake up, Jack exits the house and is killed by a burning Skeleton.
** As Matt is building the roof for the group's collective home, Alfredo kills him in one shot with a crossbow.

* Are Smaller Houses Better? - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** At the beginning of the video, Jack takes the others to the main hub connecting the five islands together. Trevor is accidentally pushed onto Funhaus' island, and he decides to steal a block of wood from a tree to "leave his mark."
** Trevor comments how nice Ky's house is and the fact that it's made of stone must mean it's fireproof, to which Ky took to mean that Michael couldn't set it on fire.
--->'''Ky:''' I swear to God, Michael's not here for a reason.\\
'''Lindsay:''' But his wife is.
** Ky mentions building a Tower of Pimps on her personal world on her personal stream. Jack says she didn't count when placing the gold blocks, but Ky points out that Gavin didn't count the gold blocks when he built the original Tower of Pimps. Jeremy realizes that he's been replaced as the Achievement Hunter encyclopedia.
** Lindsay mentions that their daughter Iris has started watching various ''Minecraft'' [=YouTubers=] (but not Achievement Hunter). Trevor tells the editors to increase the brightness and saturation. Once they do, he begins talking in a high-pitched voice while saying various cliché [=YouTuber=] lines, such as smashing the like button and clicking the bell. Both Ky and Jeremy comment on how accurate the impersonation is.
--->'''Ky:''' I wish there was facecam so that everyone could see how disgusted I am.
** In a near repeat of last episode’s skeleton incident, Jack is immediately blown up by a creeper after leaving the house, destroying a large portion of the house alongside it.
** Trevor and Lindsay join in, and start building their houses:
*** Trevor decides to go for a tiny home aesthetic and build upwards from a small foundation. Unfortunately, a miscalculation in the initial construction means that many floors are used up entirely by the ladder Trevor uses to climb it.
*** Lindsay, on the other hand, creates a tiny shack made mostly of the entrance to their mine, which while hilarious on its own, is made even more so by the fact that they placed it directly next to Ky's beautiful looking mansion.
---->'''Jack:''' Ky, is this your mine next to your house, this little wooden shack thing?\\
'''Ky:''' No, that's Lindsay's house.\\
'''Jack:''' ''[long pause]'' Oh.
** While everybody has been building their houses, Jack has spent most of his time mining and playing with mods, leading the others to comment on the irony that the "I'm gonna go build a house" guy is the only one who hasn't built a house.

* Making a "Trash" Can - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** Michael returns and sees Ky's mansion for the first time. He immediately makes a beeline for it, flint and steel in hand.
--->'''Ky:''' Michael! Michael, I swear to God, stop it! I swear to God! We're not recording!\\
'''Michael:''' ''I'' am.
** At the spawn hub, RT Animation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent erected a sign at their gate]] that says "Cool Kids Only No Chads!"
** Geoff is in the game, and after Jack calls him a "special guest," Geoff gets angry and wanders off, deciding to "go all [[Film/ANewHope Ben Kenobi]]" and build his house on top of the mountain, naming it "Geoff's House Mountain." Geoff jokes about the coincidence of the mountain already being named this before he decided to build his house there.
*** Being on top of a mountain has its downsides, as Geoff points out later.
--->'''Geoff:''' The worst part about living on Geoff's House Mountain is that, if you start climbing at dawn, you don't get to my house until, like, 8 P.M.
** After a conversation about Trevor wanting Alfredo's house next to his, the gang wonder about how Trevor and Alfredo feel about being called twins. Jeremy says that Trevor loves it, since for Trevor, being compared to Alfredo is a compliment, while for Alfredo, being compared to Trevor is an insult.
** Geoff is lost in a cave. He notices that Jeremy's beneath him and announces that he's seen "Jeremy's little name" and is trying to follow it. Michael points out that Geoff used the word "little," which Jeremy takes offense to, only for Geoff to tell Jeremy that ''he's'' the one that made it about his height. Geoff then immediately follows it up with this:
--->'''Geoff:''' I still need your help, though, little guy.

* Making Our OWN Golden Creeper - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** Before the video even begins, Alfredo spawns underground and suffocates to death.
** Ky's footage is missing, so the editors play stock footage of a waterfall over her perspective... while she's screaming about being near death in a mine.
** Since he objects to Alfredo's house being a tower like his (and since the entire group objects to building two towers side by side due to their resemblance to the World Trade Center), Trevor builds Alfredo the ''opposite'' of a tower - the same dimensions as his tower, but descending down into the ground, with a single layer of planks at ground level as its "roof".
** Alfredo jokes that he could raise a single child in his new tiny house; Trevor insists that, by the time it's finished, he will have a "cohort" of children. He admits that he wasn't sure what a cohort was when he said it, and is amused when he learns that it is the name of an ancient Roman military unit.
** This gem while Trevor is building Alfredo's house:
--->'''Trevor:''' I'm impressionable. I might say what you say. ''[misplaces a block]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]]!
** Trevor steals a wood block from Michael's unfinished house. Immediately after, an ad for Rooster Teeth's new show ''Camp Betrayal'' appears in the corner.
** Jack has spent the better part of the last two episodes looking for copper in the Nether. Alfredo finds copper ore almost immediately after exploring the Desert Temple with Ky.
*** Ky explains what her skin is to Alfredo, mentioning that she has explained her skin in every episode except the previous one[[note]]Ky explained her skin to Lindsay in episode 2.[[/note]] and that she had gotten a "one-episode break."
*** Ky and Alfredo discover a wall of water, thinking they must have hit one of the other islands. Alfredo discovers a chest and swims toward it, only for it to be a single block of lava.
** Trevor begins messing around with a boat. He places it next to Jeremy's dog, trapping it in the boat, before sailing with it on land through the city.
--->'''Jeremy:''' You kidnapped my dog!
*** Trevor crafting the boat gives us this:
--->'''Trevor:''' ''[after nearly making a bowl]'' A bowl? That's a boat for ants!
** Trevor gives the saddle he found in the Desert Temple to Jeremy. After taming the horse he had been waiting two episodes to tame, he discovers that he needs a saddle to control it, forcing him to ask Jeremy for the saddle that he had just given away.
*** After Trevor has ''finally'' tamed the horse after he'd originally claimed it two episodes ago, he discovers another horse and immediately decides that he likes it better, taking off the saddle and golden horse armor of the horse he'd just tamed.
** Jack creates an infinite water source in front of the Golden Creeper Statue and tells Alfredo to throw a diamond in. He does, creating a portal to the Twilight Forest. Trevor goes through and, for some reason, ends up at the world spawn.
--->'''Trevor:''' This forest looks normal to me.
*** Ky's immediate reaction to seeing the portal.
--->'''Ky:''' I'VE SEEN THIS IN VIDEOS!

* Taking Control of Each Other - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** Michael and Alfredo climb Geoff's House Mountain to gather wood. Night falls and the others sleep, with Ky desperately begging Michael and Alfredo to sleep as well. Alfredo ends up dying on the way down, forcing him to gather his stuff again once he wakes up.
*** On top of the mountain, Alfredo places a bed down. Michael destroys the bed and takes it, waking Alfredo up.
** Alfredo wanders into the Twilight Forest and discovers a castle, proclaiming himself a knight. Unable to get in due to an enchantment that replaces every block he destroys, he decides to leave and asks where the portal back home is. Jeremy asks if he's lost, and Alfredo counters with this:
--->'''Alfredo:''' Knights don't get lost, sometimes they just don't know where they are.
*** After Jack helps him set a waypoint, Alfredo returns to the castle. After killing a flying book, he learns how to get rid of the enchantment surrounding the castle. Alfredo declares that he's on a hero's journey.
*** Alfredo also obtains a poisonous potato, and tells Jack to give it to his worst enemy. Jack immediately calls for Jeremy.
** Matt finds a book called ''Materials and You''. Reading it, he discovers how to make a book for the Tinkerer mods Jack has installed. Jack thinks Matt is interested, but Matt simply says this:
--->'''Matt:''' You misunderstood me, I was just reading.
*** Since the author of the book is named Selena, Matt jokes that Music/SelenaGomez wrote it.
** Lindsay begins connecting their house to Michael's with a wood tunnel, which Michael objects to. Michael ''leaves the room he's recording in'' to tell Lindsay in person to stop building the tunnel, then takes control of Lindsay's character and walks into a cactus.
*** When Michael leaves their room, Lindsay takes advantage of the fact that Michael now isn’t in control of either character, and builds the tunnel, much to Michael’s frustration.
** Ky and the group discuss working for Achievement Hunter.
--->'''Matt:''' A year from now, you'll be thinking, "This is my life," but in a different way.\\
'''Ky:''' Oh, I already think that.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Cool, glad we speedran you through that phase.
** Jeremy begins firing arrows at Ky for throwing snowballs at him. An arrow flies past Matt, [[TemptingFate who tells Jeremy not to shoot him]]. Jeremy ignores him and fires an arrow, hitting Matt dead center.
*** Jeremy tries to hit Lindsay with one, but Lindsay messes up on exiting their house and sees the arrow hit the ground right in front of them. Their door is kept open by the arrow, which hit the pressure plate that controls it.
** The group discuss a "Maid Matt" service.
** When listing off attractive bald people to help Jeremy feel better, Ky mentions WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} as an example. The group questions why an ''aardvark'' is the first person Ky thought of.
*** After Lindsay lists off Mr. Clean and [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Aang]], Jeremy points out how everyone that's been mentioned so far is a cartoon.
** Jeremy plants some of the rainbow trees from the Twilight Forest. Matt sees Jeremy destroying the leaves to get saplings to get more trees, then protests against Jeremy's destruction of them because the trees were pretty. Jeremy explains that he's destroying the leaves to get saplings, and Matt simply replies, "You better."
** Ky laments having to go outside to meet a romantic partner.
--->'''Ky:''' The love of my life isn't inside my house, so I have to go outside.\\
'''Jack:''' Do you have a basement?
** Ky begins building snow golems in people's houses. In a post-credits scene, Alfredo discovers and kills the one in his house.

* Noob vs Naga - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** Matt discovers his Snow Golem and decides to push it into the Nether. He and Jeremy initially think it's fine before two snowballs come back out of the Nether Portal.
** Trevor tries to follow Geoff down his mining hole, only to die on impact right behind Geoff.
** Exploring the Twilight Forest, Alfredo accidentally sets off a TNT booby trap and lets out [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl a scream so shrill]] that Jack mistakes it for a stock sound effect.
** Trevor silently giving Geoff two crossbows leads Lindsay to compare him to a rat, which was fitting due to his Chuck E. Cheese skin. Since the group doesn't know if Chuck is a rat or a mouse, Jeremy looks it up, finding out that Chuck was originally a rat before becoming a mouse in 1993. Trevor simply types "Bullshit" in the chat before [[RageQuit leaving the game]].
** Lindsay mentions that they finally convinced Michael to get two cats named [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Leon and Ada]]. As Lindsay is explaining this, Leon crawls up their leg.
** Since Jon Risinger is online, Jeremy decides to go to Squad Team Force's island. He finds Jon planting a berry bush before breaking the bush and running away. Jon follows him all the way back to Achievement Hunter's island, complete with horror movie music. After Jon punches Jeremy, Jon plants the rest of the berry bushes in front of Jeremy's house. Jeremy ''doesn't say a word'' throughout all of this.
** Alfredo finds the Naga, eventually defeating it in a long, lag-filled battle. After killing it, Alfredo wears its head as a trophy and begins speaking in [[Franchise/HarryPotter Parseltongue]].
*** When he meets back up with the rest of the group, he continues speaking in Parseltongue for quite a while, only stopping to mock Jeremy's creeper statue, to Jeremy's annoyance.
** Jeremy tames a direwolf in the Twilight Forest. Since it's too big to fit into the portal back home, he ties it to a fence post. When Lindsay and Matt go see it, the direwolf bites both of them.

* Building a Modern Railway Station! - Minecraft (Achievement Island)
** Ky shows off the railway station she's been building. As she does this, another montage plays of Ky building the station.
*** Trevor jumps into the pool, claiming that every good subway needs a subway rat.
--->'''Trevor:''' Someone get me a slice of pizza to drag up the stairs.
** Trevor goes through the portal to the Twilight Forest to accompany Alfredo, who is still on his journey. Trevor is "greeted" by Jeremy's direwolf, becoming the third person to be bit by it.
*** Trevor finds a book in his inventory and begins reading it out loud. It isn't until Alfredo also finds the book and begins reading it that Matt figures out Trevor wasn't making it all up on the spot.
*** Trevor is later forced to leave after he and Alfredo encounter an area where it is snowing so hard that there's a ''[[OverlyLongGag five minute long]]'' photosensitivity warning. This is complicated when he's killed by a kobold while trying to leave, forcing him to go back to get his stuff.
** A raid captain spawns in the village, and it's killed by Trevor and Lindsay, who both get the Bad Omen status effect. Ky asks [[FairyGodmother "Fairy Jack-mother"]] to spawn some cows so they can drink milk so they don't get raided, and Jack (who's already had to spawn squids for Ky and Lindsay) offers a "monkey's paw". Jack spawns the cows ''in Ky's house'', telling her to figure out what to do with them.
** When Ky tries to get everyone to sleep, Matt realizes that he doesn't even have a bed, having been using Trevor's. Ironically, he says this just as Trevor is about to go into Matt's house to steal his bed.
** As the episode ends, Alfredo has finally managed to penetrate the castle in the Twilight Forest and begins exploring.

* Blind Minecraft Archery Contest - Warlords X
** When the episode begins, the group gets annoyed at Matt for how massive his house ended up getting, along with how much of it was done off-camera. This also leads to multiple accusations of cheating, Ky requesting he share the Pinterest boards for her to see, and Trevor attempting to "sully" his new house by jumping off of his tower and killing himself on Matt's roof. Ironically, Trevor survives the first attempt, and when he tries again by jumping off the roof, he ends up dying on his own front porch.
** Michael spends a good chunk of the video blasting Lindsay because they decided to reconstruct Michael's house without his permission and he hates everything they changed.
** In the final round, Michael's death leaves Trevor, Matt, and Ky as the three remaining competitors. Trevor manages to kill Matt, but Matt's final arrow kills Trevor. Even better, because Matt was dead, the game didn't know who fired the arrow and didn't credit the kill to anyone, which is how the group figures this out.
** After Ky places her very first Tower of Pimps down, she revealed she didn't kill anyone in ''the entire competition'', leaving Michael laughing, seeing as, while she put in an honest effort, ''she scored zero points and '''still''' won through '''sheer luck'''''.

* How Many Mobs Can We Trap in 45 Minutes?! - No Petting Zoo 2
** The gang are replaying "No Petting Zoo". When Jack tells the gang this, Trevor notes how he was glad he wasn't playing it when he watched the original video.
** Ky begins the video standing on top of her Tower, stating that she wants to savor in her victory as long as she can. Michael repeatedly punches her off, putting her down on the ground with everyone else.
** Once the gang starts playing, a Creeper blows up Lindsay's bed, sending them back to the hub world every time they're killed. Jack gives them a bed to sleep in, but it's also blown up.
** Ky and Lindsay trap the mobs without separating them, and as a result, the mobs repeatedly aggro and kill each other. Because of this, they respectively end up with 9 and ''0'' points at the end.
** Since the gang hasn't been sleeping, Phantoms start spawning. For whatever reason, the Phantoms seem to ''love'' Matt, and he ends up with ''five of them'' at the end of the game.
*** At one point, Matt tries to trap a Phantom that's on Ky's fishing rod, causing her to scream that Matt's breaking the rules.[[note]]Players couldn't catch a mob that was on someone else's fishing rod.[[/note]] Matt's defense is that ''he'' originally hooked the Phantom.
-->'''Matt:''' I didn't know I was supposed to hold on to it for thirty years!
** Matt's five Phantoms give him enough points to win the competition before Jack can even ''count'' the litany of other mobs Matt caught.[[note]]Phantoms were worth 10 points, giving Matt 50 points. The leader at that point, Trevor, only had 47 points.[[/note]] Matt ends up with ''[[CurbStompBattle 68 points]]'', winning the Tower of Pimps for the first time since Wipeout X in 2018.

* Twilight Lich Boss Fight - Minecraft
** The group discovers that they've been raided by one of the other groups, who planted a large tree over Alfredo's house. Alfredo declares that he's going to get revenge.
** Since Alfredo spent so much time exploring the Twilight Forest, the group has him navigate them around. Alfredo leads them to the castle, where they all encounter the enchantment preventing them from getting in. He then leads them to the Naga boss fight, [[CurbStompBattle and the group effortlessly kills it]]. Jack gets the Naga's head, and he begins joining Alfredo in speaking [[Franchise/HarryPotter Parseltongue]].
** When Jack discovers a rabbit and begins cooing over it, Matt kills it with no hesitation.
** Ky begins reading the book to the rest of the group, complete with stock footage of someone writing with a quill and ink.
** Once the group is inside the castle, Jack suggests that the group split up. Matt compares him to [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Fred]].
** The group storm the castle. Alfredo accidentally initiates a second boss fight, the Twilight Lich. The battle against it lasts for a good chunk of the video since the group doesn't know how to fight it.
*** Matt creates several holes in the floor, which he and Alfredo fall through, with Alfredo dying from the fall. Ironically, Matt was about to ask if the holes were a bad idea.
*** Ky and Lindsay are both repeatedly killed by the Lich, forcing them to climb up the stairs to get their stuff every time they die. Unfortunately, the stairs being the only path to their stuff brings them closer to the Lich, who easily kills them again due to their lack of armor because they hadn't had time to put it on yet.
*** Jack looks up a guide to fighting the Lich, telling the group to deflect its Ender Eyes back at it to damage its shields. Unfortunately, this only works on the Lich itself, not on its minions, and the group is unable to tell them apart due to leading the Lich away from its area.[[note]]The Lich summons two invincible minions which look similar to the Lich itself. A well-lit area, such as the Lich's boss room, will allow the player to tell the difference between the Lich and its minions. Unfortunately, since the group is fighting the Lich in the dimly-lit staircase underneath the boss room, they are unable to tell which Lich is the real one.[[/note]]
*** Once the real Lich is found out, it is killed in less than a minute. Alfredo claims its skull and its staff, the Staff of Fortification, which summons shields around the user but has a finite amount of charges (specifically, nine). Unfortunately, while passing it around to let everyone get the achievement, Ky uses up a charge by accident, much to Alfredo's ire.

* THAT'S What's Guarding the Labyrinth? - Minecraft
** As soon as the video starts, Trevor complains that someone took the Crafting Table from his house. He sees a sign which identifies the culprit as Charlotte [=McGrath=] from Creator/{{Funhaus}}.
** The gang go back to the Twilight Forest to complete another boss battle, the Minotaur. The battle is at the center of a labyrinth, which is filled with various monsters. To say that the Hunters get killed repeatedly would be an ''understatement''.
** Jack mentions that the Naga can be killed again, and Trevor mentions that Naga is Matt's favorite mouse while accidentally saying Jack's name. After his mistake is pointed out, Trevor asks the editor to fix it, which they do, complete with a rewinding VHS effect.
** Alfredo hands Trevor and Michael the Staff of Fortification and a Naga Scale to get rid of the enchantments, since neither Trevor nor Michael were in the previous episode. After the Staff had a charge used up by Ky last episode, both Trevor and Michael use up a charge, infuriating Alfredo both times. Alfredo can be heard ''banging on his desk'' after Michael uses a charge.
** Trevor throws a vegetable at Michael, claiming that he's playing "hide the zucchini".
** After Jack is attacked by a Skeleton Druid, he compares it to Baba Yaga, causing the gang to refer to Skeleton Druids by that name for the rest of the video.
** Alfredo begins reading the new section of the book, complete with the stock footage of someone writing with quill and ink making a return from the previous video.
** As the gang climbs down into the labyrinth, Jack tells them to be careful, which is punctuated by a distant Creeper explosion. The gang comments on the timing.
** After Jack and Alfredo find the entrance, Matt falls down it to his death.
-->'''Matt:''' Oh, hey, and I was here too, ow- ''[dies]''
*** Making this even funnier, Jack saw the letter "a" in Matt's name as he fell and screamed Alfredo's name, despite Alfredo standing next to him.
** The mention of the word "labyrinth" causes Trevor and the gang to start singing [[Music/DavidBowie "Magic]] [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} Dance"]].
** Lindsay is killed [[RuleOfThree three times]] by the same Skeleton Druid. The death message they get each time reads:
-->''[[=JonesLife=]'s brain was turned to leaves by Skeleton Druid]''
** While on their way back to their stuff, Lindsay nearly activates a completely separate boss fight, the Alpha Yeti. After the Minotaur is killed, Jack promises that they'll fight the Yeti someday.
** While in the labyrinth, Alfredo accidentally shoots Lindsay when they walk in front of his arrow, killing them. Alfredo later also shoots Matt, but Matt survives.
** After the gang find the boss room, Michael creates a "tomb" for himself before [[RageQuit leaving the game]]. Later, after the Minotaur is killed, Alfredo also leaves the game.
** After the Minotaur is killed, the group begins looking for a weapon called the Mazebreaker, which is hidden in a secret vault. The group is unable to find it when the video ends.

* Should You Fear the Yeti? - Minecraft
** One [=YouTuber=] named [=StressedYeti=] left this comment in response to the episode's title:
--->Nah, I'm not that scary.
** The video opens up with Trevor introducing the gang to the zipline attached to his house. Unlike in Stoneblock, the zipline works perfectly, and Trevor can even go backwards on it. However, Trevor slips and falls to his death right in front of Alfredo.
** Jack teaches the group how to make the Buster Swords he's been making thanks to the Tinkerers mod pack. As he does this, Matt gives Trevor a tour of his house. Matt notices Trevor reading a book on a lecturn, and Matt writes "fuck you" in it, to Trevor's amusement. Trevor accidentally signs the book by taking it off the lecturn, so Matt takes it to the Nether and tosses it into a pool of lava.
** The group fights the Alpha Yeti, [[CurbStompBattle making quick work of it thanks to their enchanted and modded weapons]]. Since they killed it so quickly, the group is forced to fight its minions while remarking on how [[SarcasmMode great]] of a job they did in protecting their leader.
** The group searches for the next boss fight, the Snow Queen, which is located at the top of a tower. As the group climbs up the tower, Trevor and Ky begin stealing its blocks.
** When the group encounters the icy area the tower is located in, they begin cooing at the penguins. Trevor names one Buzz, and the penguin nods its head as if it agrees to it.
*** The group also discovers that penguins slowly fall down, similar to chickens.
--->'''Trevor:''' They can't die, but they fall in style.
*** Later, while climbing up the tower, Trevor sees another penguin and asks if it's met Buzz. Michael promptly kills it.
** When the group is trying to build up to another tower, Michael and Alfredo fall at the exact same time, screaming in unison. Alfredo dies from the fall while Michael is left with half a heart, which is expended when a Snow Guardian attacks him.
*** After Michael and Alfredo are teleported back, Trevor creates a stream down to their stuff, which he later falls down as well, accidentally taking some of Michael's stuff.
*** In response to fan complaints, the group discuss turning on keep inventory. After Ky and Trevor are killed, Jack angrily turns it on.

* Betting on Sheep Survival - Hot Hoof Throwback - Minecraft
** Eagle-eyed fans noticed this Let's Play in the background of certain scenes in the previous three episodes.
** The group play Hot Hoof again, this time with horned sheep from the Twilight Forest. Once the group has picked their sheep, Matt lifts the two that weren't selected and drops them to their deaths.
** Lindsay presses a button that they weren't allowed to press. Ky somehow thinks Alfredo did this and nearly beats him to death. After the real culprit is found out, the group denies him food because he ''considered'' pressing it.
** Trevor picks the cyan sheep and names it Ide. [[spoiler:After Trevor wins]], the group catches that it's a play on "cyanide".
** The Let's Play doesn't go as smoothly as it did last time, with the sheep burning to death instead of falling. Geoff asks if this was why Jack decided to go out of town, causing an offscreen Michael to laugh.
*** When Matt can't get the Let's Play fixed, the group suggests calling Jack. Geoff shoots this down, saying that Jack would just say it was Matt's fault and there was no point. Michael counters that there ''is'' a point: ''he wants to hear Jack say it''.
** After a revised Let's Play, Trevor's sheep wins. The group decides to play the game ''themselves'', and from this point on, the Let's Play is called Hot Foot, complete with a second splash screen that depicts feet rather than hooves.
** During the game, it begins raining, which douses all active fires. The group then discovers the purpose of [[ChekhovsGun the button Lindsay pressed]]: ''it fires flame charges''.
** Despite Matt banning punches until the bottom two floors, Alfredo punches Ky down a floor, then plays innocent.
** Ky falls down a floor, but dies from the fall damage despite being at almost full health. Ky calls bullshit on this. Even better, ''this costs her the game'', since she and Trevor were the last two remaining.
** After Trevor wins, he struggles to find a place to put down his obsidian. The place he chooses obscures his sign.
*** Lindsay rewrites his sign to read "Trevor's House of Mouse."
*** Trevor reveals that he's never won the Tower of Pimps before.

* Make the Spookiest House! - A Halloween Minecraft Game
** The gang were apparently talking for ''45 minutes'' before the start of the episode. Some highlights are shown via a "spooky flashback", complete with bats and a haunted house.
** Michael and Lindsay's house has been ''completely redesigned'': what started out as a tiny wooden shack has become, in Jack's words, a "Malibu beach house" within the span of ''one episode''. If we take Lindsay at their word, Michael has ''no idea'' about the renovations.
*** Trevor, who joins later, is absolutely awestruck when he sees it.
** A Creeper standing near Matt explodes, destroying part of Ky's subway. Ky, who saw it happen, screams at Matt to fix it.
*** Later, when Jack gets stuck in Lindsay's house, he destroys part of the floor, then blames Matt for it. Matt punches him for this.
** Lindsay and Ky invite the others to decorate their houses for Halloween, handing out tricks or treats via dispensers. Some of these "tricks" involve spawning random hostile mobs, including Spiders, Skeletons, Zombies, and Wither Skeletons.
** Jeremy, who has been absent from the last few episodes, discovers that many blocks in his house are missing. Matt tells him that his house was struck by lightning.
** As part of his challenge, Jeremy decides to take out his floor and spawn a number of Slimes under his floor. He notes that he decided to "make [his] house sound gross."
** Trevor joins midway through. While exploring, he notices that Jeremy has placed wither roses. He dies on them, wanting to see the death message, and makes eye contact with Jeremy before he dies.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I don't like how Chuck met my eyes before he went.
** Throughout the episode, Geoff has trouble with Ky's subway system, which leads to and from his house on Geoff's House Mountain, claiming that it's broken. Ky comments that, in New York, the subway never works anyway.
*** At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay tells Geoff that, when he left to design his house away from everyone else's, it reminded them of a pet finding a place to die. Geoff reminds them that it was a reference to [[Film/ANewHope Ben Kenobi]], but given [[MentorOccupationalHazard Ben Kenobi's fate]], Lindsay argues that their point still stands.
*** At the end, after using the subway, Jeremy remarks that he would ''hate'' it if he had to climb 90 stories of ladders after riding in a subway.
** Ky and Matt continue working after time has been called. Ky claims she needs to because she was being harassed by five Phantoms for her entire building duration, which Geoff objects to since he had to travel via the subway.
** Matt spawns a bunch of cats and bats in his house, since he knows Lindsay, who is famous for liking cats, will be judging. Most of them leave before his house is judged, and he ends up in ''third''.
** Before the winner is revealed, Lindsay spends a long time trying to get Geoff's attention, [[BaitAndSwitch only to reveal that]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch Jack]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch was the winner]].
*** After Lindsay reveals that Geoff placed last, Geoff is angry that he placed lower than [[ButtMonkey Matt]]. Lindsay then reveals that [[ChekhovsGun the cats and bats]] were what kept Matt out of last place.
** Jack has a similar problem with finding a place to put his obsidian that Trevor did in the previous episode.
*** After Jack places his Tower of Pimps, Jeremy spawns a large number of Slimes. Once the Slimes are eradicated, he does so ''again''.
--->'''Jeremy:''' I'm so glad all those Slimes are finally gone. ''[{{Beat}}, then he spawns some more]''\\
'''Jack:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting JEREMY!]]'''''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:''Things to Do in Minecraft'']]
* Gavin demonstrating the three best ways to grief in ''Minecraft'', seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GqkHwYWEaY here]].
* "Indoor Pool": Gavin manages to figure out how to completely flood Geoff's enormous Monolith house with a single lever.
** This ended up being the gift that kept on giving as people kept accidentally pulling the flood lever while trying to exit Geoff's house for the next few years.
** Also notable is that Gavin accidentally spoiled the winner of the next Let's Play (two weeks early, mind you) by [[spoiler:following Geoff outside as he ran past Jack's house, which had the Tower of Pimps displayed]].
* ''Things to Do in Minecraft'': "Slice of Hell": Gavin, Geoff, and Ryan create a repeating circuit that causes the back wall of Ray's house to empty its contents from 17 hidden dispensers. Each dispenser contains (what else?) ''576'' cakes (9,792 total). Ray's FreakOut is priceless. Makes people wonder if ''that'' was why Episode 46 started in Achievement City...
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Rock, Paper, Scissors":
** The game works by each player standing on either side of a wall which is then pulled back to reveal what each player is holding. The first time they do this Michael is facing the wrong way.
** The moment when Michael, Ray, Ryan and Jack [[spoiler:(mainly Jack)]] discover the forfeit for the loser of each round: [[spoiler: One hell of a long drop]].
** Ryan's 'answer for that' after his first tie with Gavin:
-->'''Ryan''': [[spoiler: ''(holding a bit of beef)'' STEAK!]]
** [[spoiler: Ryan loses his second round against Michael but Jack falls instead because he was standing too close to Ryan when the block is pulled from underneath the Gent's platform.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Jack''']]: [[spoiler: I was gonna go with him but he didn't go!]]
** Gavin visits Ray's website in the stinger. [[spoiler:It links to Meatspin.]]
*** Even better is that [[spoiler:Gavin actually ''guessed'' it linked to Meatspin before checking it out, but Ray said it didn't. "[[BlatantLies What am I, an asshole?]]"]]
* In ''Things to Do in Minecraft'': "[=CreePlunk=]":
** At one point, a Creeper lands in the small hole where Michael was trapped and on fire. Michael panics as its prepares to explode... exploding, ''not'' killing him and allowing him and Ryan to escape at the same time!
** At another point, Jack becomes trapped with a Creeper, but the Creeper just keeps jumping up and down, as if it's humping his leg. As Jack tries to offer it a flower, a pile of sand crushes the Creeper... and another crushes Jack.
*** Thanks to the earlier incident, it comes down to just waiting for Ray to die. Ryan and Michael hop out and approach the little hole Ray is trapped in and start tossing in all of their items. ''Somehow'', it's enough to save Ray as he suddenly pops out of the hole alive!
*** Though actually, the reason Ray got out was because he was jumping, and so was jumping on top of the sand blocks as they fell, letting him jump out.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Incredible Disappearing Creeper":
** Everyone mocking the fact that bubbles surround the creepers making them pretty easy to spot, while Geoff and occasionally someone else will comment on how invisible the creepers are.
** Gavin and Michael are bemused by how boring the game is, coming from a couple of Professional Minecraft builders.
--->'''Gavin''': So our Build Team's fired, right?
--->'''Michael''': Yeah. They're not- No, they're great at building! Look how nice it looks!
--->'''Geoff''': It is beautiful.
--->'''Gavin''': They're really good at building completely nonfunctional, beautiful-
--->'''Michael''': See, I thought the difference between hiring them and moving them here was that, after they built it, they could fucking play the thing before they give it to us! (''Imitating one of the Build Team members'') Guys, we built this. Uh, didn't load it, because we're ''that'' confident. It's gonna work great. Oh, God. Did you guys- did you guys try looking at the Creeper, because I forgot to!
** At one point, the Creeper onslaught comes to a stop, at which point Ryan, Jack, and Michael wonder if they just "won" the game.
--->'''Ryan''': Did we survive [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Thunderdome]]?
*** Ryan then begins to mocking the Creepers locked up in captivity ("Look at me, Creepers! I'm eating potatoes!"), walking up to their cell while doing so. When Geoff subsequently releases a new group of Creepers, Ryan is standing so close to them that ''he'' gets doused in invisibility. He begins running around, asking the guys [[ItMakesSenseInContext if they can spot him holding a potato]].
---->'''Michael''': Ryan, you saved the video!
** Gavin wonders whether it would be better if everyone was "invisible".
--->'''Gavin''': It would actually be difficult.
--->'''Ryan''': Why would that be difficult? You'd still-
--->'''Gavin''': 'Cause some of the bubbles are deadly and some are lovely! Now, there would be "question mark" bubbles.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Bumper Boats"
** When Geoff comments that the Build Team made this Things to Do, Ray comments "[[SarcasmMode So it's going to work great.]]". Ryan then falls out of the arena immediately.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Rug Burn"
** When Geoff announces that everyone's task for the day is to ruin someone else's day, Lindsay ends the video by saying in a plotting voice "Ryan, you're here..."
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Thanksgiving"
** The video opens with a live-action explanation of the task. They shoot an arrow at a giant turkey in Minecraft and then eat whatever food pops out in real-life. Trouble is, Matt and Jeremy constructed the game for six players and Jack and Michael are out of town. [[spoiler:Geoff uses his boss-authority to rope the two new guys into the game as well]].
** During said live-action segment, after Kdin explains that they're about to do something for Thanksgiving:
--> '''Gavin''': ''(raises hand)'' I have a question!
--> '''Kdin''': Yeah, go for it.
--> '''Gavin''': What's... what's Thanksgiving? ''(starts walking back to his seat as the others laugh)''
--> '''Geoff''': It's when all the Americans get together and are thankful we're not British anymore.
** The food they have available to eat: cookies, carrots, cake, pumpkin pie, chicken, apples, bread, and rotten flesh (the real life equivalent being spicy Slim Jims). But here's the problem: the carrots, cookies, and apples are presumably the easiest to eat, but do very little for food in-game [[spoiler: and nobody ever gets carrots anyway]]. Rotten flesh also does little, but the Slim Jims are ''extra'' spicy; the chicken is exceptionally greasy, as Ryan attests; the bread isn't bad, but you have to eat ''half a loaf'' (originally a full loaf), which takes a while; nobody in the office seems to like pumpkin pie; and the cake is good in-game (two cakes would be more than enough to win), but it's apparently very heavy in real life, and is one of the worst foods to get for it. The game is constantly flickering between "get enough food to fill your bar in-game" and "don't get enough food to make yourself sick". These guys discover it's very difficult to have one without the other.
** The point of the game is to be the first to fill the foodbar in Minecraft. Difficult when you keep being attacked by mobs and falling into holes...
** The look [[spoiler:Gavin]] gives the camera when, being very close to winning, he gets a ''cookie''.
** Two people, [[spoiler:Geoff]] and [[spoiler:Jeremy]], both have enough in-game food to win, so it just comes down to who can finish their ''real life'' food first. [[spoiler:Jeremy]] just keeps sitting and scarfing food as quickly as he can, looking completely ''tortured'' in the process, while [[spoiler:Geoff]] gets up and keeps walking around as he eats, getting increasingly frustrated (and even chewing so fast he hurts his jaw). [[spoiler:Jeremy]] wins, ''barely''.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'': "Fly Fishing"
** The game is broken in the first 60 seconds by Ryan apparently.
** The game is chaotic with players falling off their stands constantly, Matt in the background shouting about how things are broken and how to fix it and Geoff trying to make it work.
** Ryan steals one of Gavin's chickens. When Geoff says that's cheating Ryan uses his "[[LoopholeAbuse You never said that was a rule]]" excuse and the others yell at him.
** Towards the end they start singing "The Final Cluckdown" with Michael making chicken noises in time to the tune.
* ''Things To Do in Minecraft'' - "Happy New Year":
** "Max blood". An argument started due to Gavin's poor understanding of the concept of dilution.
** They decide to have a fireworks display in Geoff's house, which is tall enough for the fireworks to explode with plenty of room above them.
** Gavin asks if they're saving and when he finds out they're not, triggers Indoor Pool. Cue a furious dash and fight to get out of the front door. [[spoiler:Of course, the only one to get stuck in the flooded house is... [[LaserGuidedKarma Gavin himself]].]]
** Michael and Gavin get into a screaming match over whether water is more refreshing when it's cold or room temperature, while Ryan sings Auld Lang Syne in the background.
---> '''Michael:''' Didn't we sing this in the Christmas Let's Play?
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Gerudo Shooting Gallery"
** Ryan mounts a horse in the area of the gallery... and then can't get off it. He doesn't want anyone to kill it though...
** Geoff has been assured that the arrows shot will ''not'' vanish. [[spoiler:They do and make adding up the total that much harder]].
** At one point Jack is buried under the sand by Gavin. He then proceeds to start digging sideways, causing sand to collapse and confusing Ryan.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Angry Birds"
** While the Gents are building their house Ray sets himself on fire and flies around being a shooting star.
** Michael gets bored.
---> '''Michael''': "You ever been building a house and then, like, ''a bear flies through it''?" ''(flies through the half-finished house)''
** The Lads take their turn firing the TNT cannons - [[spoiler:none of the cannons get anywhere NEAR the house]].
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "Neigh Slayers X"
** Jack complains that Geoff hasn't learned that too high is no good. Geoff protests, saying that super-low is worse [[spoiler:then dips Jack's horse into the lava]].
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - "End Game"
** Gavin's odd noises when he makes tense jumps, such as "Bananas!" and "Penis!"
** Everyone humming the theme to ''Series/MissionImpossible''
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - Barrel Race
-->'''Geoff:''' "This is for all the marbles."\\
'''Ryan:''' "We get marbles?"\\
'''Geoff:''' "The winner does."\\
'''Ryan:''' "I lost mine years ago."
* ''Things to do in Minecraft'' - Mineokart Coin Runners
** Ryan uses a collected fire charge to set his and Jack's intermingled sheep flock ablaze. He comes off worst but doesn't even care.
** Geoff gets so carried away in competing he forgets to set his timer.
* ''Let's Explore: Los Santos in Minecraft''
** While trying to get their bodies back in this world, Jeremy decides to make a pun. [[LamePunReaction He gets muted for 60 seconds for it.]]
*** Even worse, [[ButtMonkey the host doesn't think Jeremy is part of the Achievement Hunter team.]] Predictably, the others make no effort to correct this and even accuse him of harassment.
* ''Things to do in Minecraft - "Slippy Mountain"''
** Once players reach the checkpoint, they can just fly back up to it. As most of them just leave the boat midair and fly back up, a boat graveyard forms on the bottom level. Eventually they have to start clearing it because they hit the maximum number of boats in the world.
*** During one of the moments when boats can't be placed, Ryan places his last boat too close to the slime blocks which trigger erratically, breaking his boat.
[[/folder]]

*** At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay tells Geoff that, when he left to design his house away from everyone else's, it reminded them of a pet finding a place to die. Geoff reminds them that it was a reference to [[Film/StarWars Ben Kenobi]], but given [[MentorOccupationalHazard Ben Kenobi's fate]], Lindsay argues that their point still stands.

*** At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay tells Geoff that, when he left to design his house away from everyone else's, it reminded them of a pet finding a place to die.

** Before the winner if revealed, Lindsay spends a long time trying to get Geoff's attention, only to reveal that ''[[BaitAndSwitch Jack]]'' was the winner.
*** After Lindsay reveals that Geoff placed last, Geoff is angry that he placed lower than [[ButtMonkey Matt]].

--->'''Jeremy:''' I'm so glad all those Slimes are gone. ''[{{Beat}}, then he spawns some more]''\\

*** Trevor revealing that he's never won the Tower of Pimps before.

** As soon as the video starts, Trevor complains that someone took the Crafting Table from his house. He sees a sign which identifies the culprit as Charlotte [=McGrath=] from Funhaus.

** One YouTuber named [=StressedYeti=] left this comment in response to the episode's title:

** While on their way back to their stuff, Lindsay nearly activates a completely separate boss fight, the Arctic Yeti. After the Minotaur is killed, Jack promises that they'll fight the Yeti someday.

-->'''Matt:''' I'm here too! ''[dies]''

** As soon as the video starts, Trevor complains that someone took the Crafting Table from his house. He sees a sign which identifies the culprit as Charlotte [=McGrath=].

** When the episode begins, the group gets annoyed at Matt for how massive his house ended up getting, along with how much of it was done off-camera. This also leads to multiple accusations of cheating, Ky requesting he share the Pinterest boards for her to see, and Trevor attempting to "sully" his new hose by jumping off of his tower and killing himself on Matt's roof. Ironically, Trevor survives the first attempt, and when he tries again by jumping off the roof, he ends up dying on his own front porch.

*** At one point, Matt tries to trap a Phantom that's on Ky's fishing rod, causing her to scream that Matt's breaking the rules.[[note]]Players couldn't catch a mob that was on someone else's fishing rod.[[/note]] Matt's defense is that he originally hooked the Phantom.
** Due to Matt's five Phantoms, he wins before Jack can even count the litany of other mobs Matt caught.[[note]]Phantoms were worth 10 points, giving Matt 50 points. The leader at that point, Trevor, only had 47.[[/note]] This leads to Matt winning the Tower of Pimps for the first time since Wipeout X in 2018.

** The look [[spoiler: Gavin]] gives the camera when, being very close to winning, he gets a ''cookie''.
** Two people, [[spoiler: Geoff]] and [[spoiler: Jeremy]], both have enough in-game food to win, so it just comes down to who can finish their ''real life'' food first. [[spoiler: Jeremy]] just keeps sitting and scarfing food as quickly as he can, looking completely ''tortured'' in the process, while [[spoiler: Geoff]] gets up and keeps walking around as he eats, getting increasingly frustrated (and even chewing so fast he hurts his jaw). [[spoiler: Jeremy]] wins, ''barely''.

----> '''Matt''': (Eating the cooked chicken off the floor) What a shame... A delicious delicious shame.

** The gang stock up on armor, weapons, and potions to prepare for the fight with the Wither, which they expect to be a grueling fight with many deaths. [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax The entire fight is only about two minutes long, and no one dies except for the Phoenixes.]]]]

** After Ky places her very first Tower of Pimps down, she revealed she didn't kill anyone in ''the entire competition'', leaving Michael laughing, seeing as, while she put in an honest effort, ''she scored zero points and '''still''' won'' through ''sheer luck''.

*** After he enters the cave, he only makes it a few blocks before falling into lava and causing everyone to die. This results in his grave spawning surrounded by lava. Trying to clear it out, Michael asks Geoff to bring down a bucket so he can use water to try and turn some of the lava into obsidian. Geoff complies, and brings an empty bucket, forcing them to search around for a source block for several minutes.

*** After they build the platform out of cobblestone instead, Geoff breaks the block Michael is standing on, causing them all to die yet again. Geoff somehow never realizes that he did it and tries to blame Michael, but the editors replay the footage of Michael's death twice which clearly shows Geoff mining the block.
*** Michael brings Jack down to help, but Geoff has already made it back down and seemingly covered the surrounding lava. Jack responds by pointing out that there is still lava underneath the graves. Geoff's only defense is that it "would've been funnier" and blames Jack for killing the comedy, complaining that he spent seven minutes building up to it. Jack responds by trying to break the block Geoff is standing on.
*** Jack then somehow manages to fall through one of Michael's graves and nearly burns. After managing to escape, he [[TooDumbToLive repeats his same mistake]] and [[RuleOfThree causes them all to die again]].

** In the first ten seconds, Jack quotes Film/{{Clue}}, and Michael sprays a liberal amount of cologne over Gavin. Gavin ''instantly'' goes from gagging ''to '''screaming'''''.

--->'''"Jeremy"''': I'm gonna play Spyro soon!

** When the episode begins, the group get annoyed at Matt for how massive his house ended up getting, along with how much of it was done off-camera. This also leads to multiple accusations of cheating, Ky requesting he share the Pinterest boards for her to see, and Trevor attempting to “sully” his new hose by jumping off of his tower and killing himself on Matt’s roof. Ironically, Trevor survives the first attempt, and when he tries again by jumping off the roof, he ends up dying on his own front porch.

** In the end, Ky manages to win the entire competition... through sheer luck. Ky moves on to the finals mainly due to surviving long enough in the first round and she wins overall simply because Trevor and Matt literally took each other out with Ky being the last person standing [[note]]Both Matt and Trevor were so focused on each other, Trevor managed to kill Matt, but with his last arrow, Matt kills him from beyond the grave.[[/note]].
** After Ky places her very first Tower of Pimps down, she revealed she didn't kill anyone that entire competition, leaving Michael laughing, seeing as, while she put in an honest effort, she scored zero points and still won.

** When the episode begins, the group get annoyed at Matt for how massive his house ended up getting, along with how my of it was done off-camera. This also leads to multiple accusations of cheating, Ky requesting he share the Pinterest boards he see, and Trevor attempting to “sully” his new hose by jumping off of his tower and killing shelf on Matt’s roof. Ironically, Trevor survives the first attempt, and when he tries again by jumping off the roof, he ends up dying on his own front porch.

** Michael spends a good chunk of the video blasting Lindsay because they decided to reconstructs Michael's house without his permission and he hates everything they changed.

** After Ky places her very first Tower of Pimps down, she revealed she didn't kill anyone that entire competition, leaving Michael to laugh, seeing as, while she put in an honest effort, she scored zero points and still won.

** Geoff tells a story about how, while they were living together, Gavin got struck in the head by a fallen tree branch while sunbathing in the yard. Apparently, Gavin not only decided to never sunbathe again but also assumed that Geoff was in some way responsible for throwing the branch at him. As he tells this story, Gavin is outside chopping down trees; due to a new tree overhaul mod, [[DeathByIrony the felled tree lands on top of him and kills him,]] forcing another early-game resurrection. The timing is so coincidental that the others immediately assume Geoff planned it.

* [=MusketMeerkat’s=] [=YOGO=] Part 1 - [=YDYD4=] (Part 3)
** Lindsay joins in and does better than they did in both of their previous YDYD appearances combined,[[note]]Lindsay was not in ''Ya Dead, Ya Dead 2'', dying in the first episodes of both the first and third seasons.[[/note]] somehow surviving in spite of running around at night, and engaging mobs when they really don't need to. They also create a little house for themselves, which ended up being a tiny cave with just the bare essentials for surviving. Michael later comes over to give them some armor, and, being appalled at the size of it, blocks them in the cave for protection.
** Geoff starts working on a sandwich shop. Rather than building it above ground, however, he decides to make it a large pit with no roof covering, so Jack’s old enemies, the drop creepers, show up once again to kill him.

** Gavin and Alfredo Stumble upon "The Great Set Of Creeper Legs", a creeper trapped in a small area where they can only see its feet and decide to turn it into a museum When they show this to Jeremy, he can only sigh and shake his head.

*** Also notable is that this turn of events takes so long that the tornado moves completely away from the base, out of the range of Jack’s tornado alarm, and the others begin moving in and investigating the damage while Gavin is still screaming.

*** A Pigman comes through the Nether Portal; Jeremy leads it over to the class cage so Gavin can have a roommate.

** The episode begins with Geoff screaming about his house’s failing plumbing, Alfredo sobbing in the corner as Michael blocks him in a small part of the cave, and Gavin nearly drowning in his fishing hole when his cat knocks him in when he isn’t paying attention. All within the first few minutes.

--->'''Matt''': If you’re outside, or you have a friend that’s blocking up the door behind you,\\
(Trevor turns and sees that Gavin has blocked the doors to the base up.)
--->'''Matt''': I recommend stabbing that person as soon as you see them, even if they’ve died several times before, and you’ve wasted your own soul to revive them.
** Gavin visits Lindsay’s house and asks why they have a hallway that leads nowhere. They reveal that they were trying to make a mine, but accidentally dug out the other side of the mountain.
*** They also give him a doughnut, which he tries to use to “lead” Matt out of his aviary, not only releasing one of his birds in the process but nearly dying several times.
** Jeremy is exploring a cave, when he notices Michael and Alfredo nearby, and invites them to join him. Much to the two’s frustration, they soon find out that Jeremy had already explored most of the cave by this point.

** With Geoff off Wither hunting, Lindsay takes over his sandwich-making operation, and accidentally destroys large parts of his store via numerous Creepers.

** A discussion about Alfredo’s tornado related hijinks devolves into a rather long reference to the film ''Film/{{Twister}}'', to Jeremy’s frustration.

*** Trevor is later forced to leave after he and Alfredo encounter an area where it is snowing so hard that there's a ''[[OverlyLongGag five minute long]]'' photosensitivity warning.

** When Ky tries to get everyone to sleep, Matt realizes that he doesn’t even have a bed, having been using Trevor’s. Ironically, he says this just as Trevor is about to go into Matt’s house to steal his bed.