History Funny / AVeryMuppetsMystery

Describe [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funny moments]] in FanFic/AVeryMuppetsMystery.

* Pretty much every single thing StatlerAndWaldorf say!

* Phyllis launching into this complicated explantion of who of a "Mike Oz" character, thinking Fozzie is him, only to be told that he isn't.

-->'''Phyllis:''' NO, FOR GOSH SAKES! WHO'D WANT TO CALL HIM? ''JUST PUT ME THROUGH EXTENSION EIGHT!''

* Pretty much every single thing StatlerAndWaldorf say!

* Pretty much every single thing StatlerAndWaldorf say! Some of the goodies include:
-->''STATLER: You know, one thing I don't understand about mysteries is that they throw in totally unrelated people who have no point whatsoever except maybe to get a cheap laugh, then all of a sudden they bring them back and expect us to remember them and their importance to the plot!''

-->''WALDORF: Uh-huh.''

-->''STATLER: And another thing I don't get is how a mystery can go underway for twenty pages without the actual MYSTERY appearing at all! All this "Phyllis Pepper" chick has done is take a stupid case from that unfunny bear, talk about pianos with the dog, make a date with the amphibian and learn about landing on your head from the...I guess he's a "whatever"...but all this stuff is just POINTLESS! It's like the author of this whole thing is writing this just for her own amusement.''

-->''WALDORF: Yup.''

-->''STATLER: Like all these in-jokes. I mean, who's going to catch the reference to the song "Movin' Right Along"? Or "Mahna Mahna". Or "Mike Oznowicz". Or "Uncle Henson's Theater". Or "Goelz", or "You and I and George", or especially "The Pizza Twins". I mean, the person who gets all this would have to be a total Muppet lover!''

-->''WALDORF: ...Statler?''

-->''STATLER: Yes?''

-->''WALDORF: YOU just got all that.''

-->''. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .''

-->''STATLER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''

-->''STATLER: Yeah. I tried that "Vend-a-face" once. It was a NIGHTMARE!''

-->''WALDORF: Wasn't that the thing that said it'd rearrange your looks, and then it punched you in the nose?''

-->''STATLER: That's the one...''

-->''WALDORF: It wasn't SO bad. You look BETTER beaten-up! HOHOHO!''

-->''WHUMPH.''

-->''STATLER: So do you.''


-->Floyd cocked his head, thinking. Slowly he answered, "Well...not really worse, but..." Suddenly something near the stage caught his eye, and he paused. "Hey Phyll, why are those two old guys in the top box pointing and laughing at you?"

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-->WALDORF: We've been caught, Statler!

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-->I shaded my eyes and looked at where Floyd indicated. Two old guys, one with a pointy nose and a square jaw—

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-->STATLER: HEY!

-->WALDORF: Ha ha ha ha!

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-->—and the other with a face that looked like it had been run over by a truck—

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-->''STATLER: OHH! Ho ho ho ho HO!''

-->''WALDORF: ...''

-->''WHACK.''

-->''WALDORF: Haha!''

Describe [[CrowningMomentOfFunny funny moments]] in AVeryMuppetsMystery.

** -->Floyd cocked his head, thinking. Slowly he answered, "Well...not really worse, but..." Suddenly something near the stage caught his eye, and he paused. "Hey Phyll, why are those two old guys in the top box pointing and laughing at you?"

* Pretty much every single thing StatlerAndWaldorf say!