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* A woman from the Village of Fowl Devotees says that she though Count Olaf was dead, to which Mr. Poe replies "You can't believe anything you read in ''The Daily Punctilio.'' I don't know who writes that hogwash!"
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* A woman One of the Council of Elders from the Village of Fowl Devotees says that she though Count Olaf was dead, to which Mr. Poe replies "You can't believe anything you read in ''The Daily Punctilio.'' I don't know who writes that hogwash!"
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-->'''Person of Indeterminate Gender:''' ... they killed those freaks, right?\\
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-->'''Person of Indeterminate Gender:''' ... they They killed those freaks, right?\\
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*** It was not a phase.
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* In a flashback we see Lemony, Kit and Olaf at the opera. After Beatrice finishes her aria Lemony applauds emphatically, waking up Olaf.
-->'''Olaf:''' I wasn't sleeping! What did I miss? Oh, good, they stopped singing.
** Lemony defines the word 'theatrical for Olaf.
-->'''Kit:''' My brother's defining words again.\\
'''Olaf:''' Let's hope it's a phase.
*** It was not a phase.
-->'''Olaf:''' I wasn't sleeping! What did I miss? Oh, good, they stopped singing.
** Lemony defines the word 'theatrical for Olaf.
-->'''Kit:''' My brother's defining words again.\\
'''Olaf:''' Let's hope it's a phase.
*** It was not a phase.
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** When Esmé finds them she says, "Dewey Denouement. ...Like the unicorn? How exquisite.
* Carmalita's bizzarre insistence on learning how to spit.
* Olaf and Esmé get into a fight. The Baudelaires helpfully chime in.
-->'''Olaf:''' I am tired of pretending to be a family, and I am tired of a girlfriend who undermines my authority!\\
'''Violet:''' You would have a fortune if it weren't for Esmé.\\
'''Esmé:''' You stay out of it!\\
'''Klaus:''' It's true, if it weren't for her, you'd be rich and we'd be dead.\\
'''Olaf:''' Yeah, those brats have a point. I ''would'' be rich. They ''would'' be dead!
* Carmalita's bizzarre insistence on learning how to spit.
* Olaf and Esmé get into a fight. The Baudelaires helpfully chime in.
-->'''Olaf:''' I am tired of pretending to be a family, and I am tired of a girlfriend who undermines my authority!\\
'''Violet:''' You would have a fortune if it weren't for Esmé.\\
'''Esmé:''' You stay out of it!\\
'''Klaus:''' It's true, if it weren't for her, you'd be rich and we'd be dead.\\
'''Olaf:''' Yeah, those brats have a point. I ''would'' be rich. They ''would'' be dead!
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* Olaf mistakes Dewey for Earnest, and then Frank. Dewey says he's neither. Olaf says he can't be Dewey, since he thought that was a myth, "Like unicorns or Giuseppe Verdi."
-->'''Klaus:" Giuseppe Verdi is real. He's an Italian composer.
-->'''Klaus:" Giuseppe Verdi is real. He's an Italian composer.
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--> '''Carmelita:''' Is Countie not my daddy anymore?
--> '''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet!
--> '''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet!
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--> '''Carmelita:''' Is Countie not my daddy anymore?
-->anymore?\\
'''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet!
-->
'''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet!
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* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than the hospital burning down.
* Olaf enters the sauna with a red stain on his suit, terrifying Babs and Jerome. He quickly clarifies that it is, in fact, blood.
* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Olaf's impersonation of Jacques Snicket, "a pompous do-gooder [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is definitely not dead]]." His exasperation with Mr. Poe during the conversation is also funny, particularly when Mr. Poe asks if Olaf/Jacques knows what he discovered in his research and Olaf replies "That you should get out more?"
* Olaf enters the sauna with a red stain on his suit, terrifying Babs and Jerome. He quickly clarifies that it is, in fact, blood.
* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Olaf's impersonation of Jacques Snicket, "a pompous do-gooder [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is definitely not dead]]." His exasperation with Mr. Poe during the conversation is also funny, particularly when Mr. Poe asks if Olaf/Jacques knows what he discovered in his research and Olaf replies "That you should get out more?"
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* Olaf's impersonation of Jacques Snicket, "a pompous do-gooder [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is definitely not dead]]." His exasperation with Mr. Poe during the conversation is also funny, particularly when Mr. Poe asks if Olaf/Jacques knows what he discovered in his research and Olaf replies "That you should get out more?"
* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than the hospital burning down.
* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than the hospital burning down.
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* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than the hospital burning down.
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-->'''Olaf:''' I don' think it works that way.
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-->'''Olaf:''' I don' don't think it works that way.
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* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than ''The hospital being burned down.''
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* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than ''The the hospital being burned down.''
burning down.
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-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...Sometimes I wonder about you two.]]
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* Count Olaf addresses the spectators in the operating theatre:
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* Count Olaf addresses the spectators in the operating theatre:
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* Snicket talks about how when you read something that doesn't seem useful now, it can suddenly show itself during situations like a strike of lightning or a falling piano. Cue both of those things happening after he says them.
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* Snicket Lemony talks about how when you read something that doesn't seem useful now, it can suddenly show itself during situations like a strike of lightning or a falling piano. Cue both of those things happening after he says them.
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* During the operation:
-->'''Operation Theater Audience:''' (frenzied chanting) Do it! Do it!\\
'''Hook-handed man:''' (does a dance)
-->'''Operation Theater Audience:''' (frenzied chanting) Do it! Do it!\\
'''Hook-handed man:''' (does a dance)
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* During the operation:
-->'''Operation Theater Audience:''' (frenzied chanting) Dooperation the audience begins chanting "Do it! Do it!\\
'''Hook-handed man:''' (doesit!" The Hook-handed man does a dance)little dance.
-->'''Operation Theater Audience:''' (frenzied chanting) Do
'''Hook-handed man:''' (does
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* Count Olaf brooding about the Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' They're not the boss of me.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' They're not the boss of me.
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* Count Olaf brooding about the Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' -->'''Olaf:''' They're not the boss of me.
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** To which Count Olaf yells "My fortune!"
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I've never been so happy to see you brats alive!
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I've never been so happy to see you brats alive!
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** To which Count Olaf yells "My fortune!"
-->'''Count Olaf:''' -->'''Olaf:''' I've never been so happy to see you brats alive!
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-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[LampshadeHanging When did you change? We boarded the sub, like, right away]].
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-->'''Count Olaf:''' It's the Baudelaires, love.\\
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* When Count Olaf asks who's the captain of the Queequeg, Violet quickly claims the position.
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* When Count Olaf asks who's the captain of the Queequeg, Violet quickly claims the position.
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'''Count Olaf:''' Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love.\\
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* Violet yells out "Sea monster!" as a distraction. Count Olaf actually falls for it, looking behind him, meanwhile Esmé think that Violet is talking about ''her.''
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* Violet yells out "Sea monster!" as a distraction. Count Olaf actually falls for it, looking behind him, meanwhile Esmé think that Violet is talking about ''her.''
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* In the middle of Count Olaf's dramatic villain speech to the Baudelaires, Esmé's costume gets stuck. Olaf continues despite her.
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* In the middle of Count Olaf's dramatic villain speech to the Baudelaires, Esmé's costume gets stuck. Olaf continues despite her.
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* Count Olaf is captured by one of the hotel managers at the beginning of the episode. When that man is thanked and referred to as Frank, Olaf smugly announces that actually it's Ernest and is prepared to turn the tables, only for the Denouement Brother to tell Olaf that he actually is Frank, meaning Olaf actually is a prisoner, leaving him sour.
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* Count Olaf is captured by one of the hotel managers at the beginning of the episode. When that man is thanked and referred to as Frank, Olaf smugly announces that actually it's Ernest and is prepared to turn the tables, only for the Denouement Brother to tell Olaf that he actually is Frank, meaning Olaf actually is a prisoner, leaving him sour.
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* Olaf's general reaction any time he's around Poe while he's coughing.
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* Count Olaf's general reaction any time he's around Poe while he's coughing.
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* It's clear that the rest of Olaf's troupe can't stand Esmé, and are always in various states of irritation or boredom as she blathers on about herself.
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* It's clear that the rest of Count Olaf's troupe can't stand Esmé, and are always in various states of irritation or boredom as she blathers on about herself.
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* Just the sheer fact that Olaf's disguises and backstories get more and more obviously fake as time goes on. One of the things he's asked about as Gunther is, apparently, his "good looks and brains and accent"... two of which he doesn't have and one that's passable at best!
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* Just the sheer fact that Count Olaf's disguises and backstories get more and more obviously fake as time goes on. One of the things he's asked about as Gunther is, apparently, his "good looks and brains and accent"... two of which he doesn't have and one that's passable at best!
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-->'''Olaf:''' [[LateToTheRealization Oh]]!
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-->'''Olaf:''' Do you know what this is?\\
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'''Olaf:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference WRONG! It's a list.]]
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--> ''Olaf'' (singing): N is for the knowledge, because I'm very, very smart!
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* As Olaf starts his scheme:
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* As Count Olaf starts his scheme:
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** At one point, Count Olaf shows Mr. Poe a map with his house labelled as "My House."
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** At one point, Count Olaf shows Mr. Poe a map with his house labelled as "My House."
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-->'''Olaf:''' I guarantee that's what they meant or my name's not whatever I told you it was a moment ago.
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** Olaf and Jacquelyn meet in Poe's office. It's rather funny as Olaf knows Jacquelyn knows who he is and Jacquelyn knows Olaf knows that she knows who he is.
* Olaf's proclamation to the Baudelaire children that they'll be helping him with his new play.
* Olaf's proclamation to the Baudelaire children that they'll be helping him with his new play.
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** Count Olaf and Jacquelyn meet in Poe's office. It's rather funny as Olaf knows Jacquelyn knows who he is and Jacquelyn knows Olaf knows that she knows who he is.
* Count Olaf's proclamation to the Baudelaire children that they'll be helping him with his new play.
* Count Olaf's proclamation to the Baudelaire children that they'll be helping him with his new play.
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* The only word that Olaf can find that rhymes with his name is "rice pilaf," a reference to Isadora Quagmire's poem about him in the fifth book.
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* The only word that Count Olaf can find that rhymes with his name is "rice pilaf," a reference to Isadora Quagmire's poem about him in the fifth book.
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* In retrospect, or at present for viewers who have read the books, it is humorous that Olaf needs to look up the definition of "nuptial," considering he's concocted a scheme that revolves around marrying Violet.
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* In retrospect, or at present for viewers who have read the books, it is humorous that Count Olaf needs to look up the definition of "nuptial," considering he's concocted a scheme that revolves around marrying Violet.
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'''Olaf:''' Seize the children!\\
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'''Olaf:''' I said day. ''[exits]''
* The Hook-Handed Man presents Olaf three cakes with different flavors of icing.
* The Hook-Handed Man presents Olaf three cakes with different flavors of icing.
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* The Hook-Handed Man presents Count Olaf three cakes with different flavors of icing.
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'''Olaf''': I told you never to say that word.
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* After getting caught trying to rescue Sunny from the tower, Olaf locks the Baudelaires in a room with an hourglass saying that their fortune will be his when the sand runs out...only to pop back up through the trapdoor moments later to see that the hourglass is already empty.
-->'''Olaf:''' I didn't realize the sand went so quickly; I bought it online. You're gonna need to flip it a couple of times.
* The Hook-Handed Man tries to be cool by ending a phone call with "over and out," but Olaf doesn't get it. Made even better by how [[NewhartPhonecall we only get to see his side of the conversation, Bob Newhart style,]] with Olaf just ''barely'' being audible.
* When Violet is caught by the Hook-Handed Man trying to rescue Sunny, he radios Olaf, and explains that she climbed up to the tower with an apparent grappling hook. Olaf's reaction that we hear is... understandable.
-->'''Olaf:''' Where did she get a ''grappling hook''?!
-->'''Olaf:''' I didn't realize the sand went so quickly; I bought it online. You're gonna need to flip it a couple of times.
* The Hook-Handed Man tries to be cool by ending a phone call with "over and out," but Olaf doesn't get it. Made even better by how [[NewhartPhonecall we only get to see his side of the conversation, Bob Newhart style,]] with Olaf just ''barely'' being audible.
* When Violet is caught by the Hook-Handed Man trying to rescue Sunny, he radios Olaf, and explains that she climbed up to the tower with an apparent grappling hook. Olaf's reaction that we hear is... understandable.
-->'''Olaf:''' Where did she get a ''grappling hook''?!
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* After getting caught trying to rescue Sunny from the tower, Count Olaf locks the Baudelaires in a room with an hourglass saying that their fortune will be his when the sand runs out...only to pop back up through the trapdoor moments later to see that the hourglass is already empty.
-->'''Olaf:''' -->'''Count Olaf:''' I didn't realize the sand went so quickly; I bought it online. You're gonna need to flip it a couple of times.
* The Hook-Handed Man tries to be cool by ending a phone call with "over and out," but Count Olaf doesn't get it. Made even better by how [[NewhartPhonecall we only get to see his side of the conversation, Bob Newhart style,]] with Olaf just ''barely'' being audible.
* When Violet is caught by the Hook-Handed Man trying to rescue Sunny, he radios Count Olaf, and explains that she climbed up to the tower with an apparent grappling hook. Olaf's reaction that we hear is... understandable.
-->'''Olaf:''' -->'''Count Olaf:''' Where did she get a ''grappling hook''?!
* The Hook-Handed Man tries to be cool by ending a phone call with "over and out," but Count Olaf doesn't get it. Made even better by how [[NewhartPhonecall we only get to see his side of the conversation, Bob Newhart style,]] with Olaf just ''barely'' being audible.
* When Violet is caught by the Hook-Handed Man trying to rescue Sunny, he radios Count Olaf, and explains that she climbed up to the tower with an apparent grappling hook. Olaf's reaction that we hear is... understandable.
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* Olaf has no idea how to use the words "figuratively" and "literally," with several other characters going out of their way to use them correctly.
* Olaf modelling the bride's dress.
* When Olaf asks the Powdered-Faced Women's opinions on using "baby's breath," they mistake it as meaning he's going to marry Sunny.
* Olaf modelling the bride's dress.
* When Olaf asks the Powdered-Faced Women's opinions on using "baby's breath," they mistake it as meaning he's going to marry Sunny.
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* Count Olaf has no idea how to use the words "figuratively" and "literally," with several other characters going out of their way to use them correctly.
* Count Olaf modelling the bride's dress.
* When Count Olaf asks the Powdered-Faced Women's opinions on using "baby's breath," they mistake it as meaning he's going to marry Sunny.
* Count Olaf modelling the bride's dress.
* When Count Olaf asks the Powdered-Faced Women's opinions on using "baby's breath," they mistake it as meaning he's going to marry Sunny.
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* Gustav and Jacquelyn preparing to intervene in Olaf's plot, using their telescopes as clubs if needed by the looks of it.
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* Gustav and Jacquelyn preparing to intervene in Count Olaf's plot, using their telescopes as clubs if needed by the looks of it.
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* Olaf says he prefers long-form television to movies, with a ''very'' pointed AsideGlance.
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* Count Olaf says he prefers long-form television to movies, with a ''very'' pointed AsideGlance.
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-->'''Olaf''' (''annoyed'') Yes, a movie. theatre. Where. they show. movies. Yes, of course it’s more convenient to watch from the comfort of your own home but I didn’t ask for your opinion!
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-->'''Olaf:''' Terrible ending. The villagers should have all been eaten, like in ''Film/CitizenKane''.
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'''Olaf''': My name is not...aaaaaaaaaaanything but Stephano.
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* The powdered faced women's responses when Olaf finds them tied up after their plan to kidnap Monty fails.
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* The powdered faced women's responses when Count Olaf finds them tied up after their plan to kidnap Monty fails.
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* Even ''Olaf'' is taken by surprise that Monty knows he's a fake, but ''not'' that he's Olaf.
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* Even ''Olaf'' is taken by surprise that Monty knows he's a fake, but ''not'' that he's Count Olaf.
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-->'''Olaf:''' What? I don't know anything about mouth sores.
* Olaf begins a running gag and gets '''''very''''' annoyed when Monty says he is a bad actor.
* Olaf begins a running gag and gets '''''very''''' annoyed when Monty says he is a bad actor.
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* Count Olaf begins a running gag and gets
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'''Olaf:''' ''[pulls a knife]'' Well good luck with that. I'm armed.\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' ''[pulls a meat cleaver]'' So am I.\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[pulls a machete]'' [[ExtendedDisarming Child's play]].\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' ''[pulls a harpoon gun]'' Adorable.\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[surprised]'' Is that a harpoon gun?
* How does Olaf get Jacquelyn to look away?
--> '''Olaf:''' You wouldn't squash a spider.\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' (''Threateningly'') I ''like'' spiders.\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' ''[pulls a meat cleaver]'' So am I.\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[pulls a machete]'' [[ExtendedDisarming Child's play]].\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' ''[pulls a harpoon gun]'' Adorable.\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[surprised]'' Is that a harpoon gun?
* How does Olaf get Jacquelyn to look away?
--> '''Olaf:''' You wouldn't squash a spider.\\
'''Jacquelyn:''' (''Threateningly'') I ''like'' spiders.\\
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'''Olaf:''' ''[pulls (pulls a knife]'' knife) Well good luck with that. I'm armed.\\
'''Jacquelyn:'''''[pulls (pulls a meat cleaver]'' cleaver) So am I.\\
'''Olaf:'''''[pulls (pulls a machete]'' machete) [[ExtendedDisarming Child's play]].\\
'''Jacquelyn:'''''[pulls (pulls a harpoon gun]'' gun) Adorable.\\
'''Olaf:'''''[surprised]'' (surprised) Is that a harpoon gun?
* How does Count Olaf get Jacquelyn to look away?
--> '''Olaf:''' -->'''Olaf:''' You wouldn't squash a spider.\\
'''Jacquelyn:'''(''Threateningly'') (''threateningly'') I ''like'' spiders.\\
'''Jacquelyn:'''
'''Olaf:'''
'''Jacquelyn:'''
'''Olaf:'''
* How does Count Olaf get Jacquelyn to look away?
'''Jacquelyn:'''
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* Poe, Olaf, the Person of Indeterminate Gender, and the children are trying to decide who goes with the nurse to examine the body and who stays outside. When Violet suggests Olaf goes in with his hench-person and Poe stays with the children, we get this gem delivered in a calm manner.
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* Poe, Count Olaf, the Person of Indeterminate Gender, and the children are trying to decide who goes with the nurse to examine the body and who stays outside. When Violet suggests Olaf goes in with his hench-person and Poe stays with the children, we get this gem delivered in a calm manner.
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'''Sunny:''' <... you're nuts.>
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'''Sunny:''' <... you're nuts.>
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* This exchange between the Powder-Faced Women:
-->'''Powder-Faced Woman 1:''' Land ho!\\
'''Powder-Faced Woman 2:''' I told you to stop calling me that!
* '''"AHOY! A HAIRLESS PYGMY!"'''
-->'''Klaus:''' She is a baby and you know that!\\
'''Olaf-as-Captain Sham:''' We'll discuss what sort of pygmy she is later. In the meantime, the adults...have a date.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLYRF4sD9E The flashback to Aunt Josephine and "Captain Sham" meeting]] is pretty humorous-from the way the vendors hawk their merchandise ("Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly-poly fish heads!") to Olaf and his troupe engaging in BlatantLies about who he is and what he's like and how readily Aunt Josephine falls for it.
-->'''Powder-Faced Woman 1:''' Land ho!\\
'''Powder-Faced Woman 2:''' I told you to stop calling me that!
* '''"AHOY! A HAIRLESS PYGMY!"'''
-->'''Klaus:''' She is a baby and you know that!\\
'''Olaf-as-Captain Sham:''' We'll discuss what sort of pygmy she is later. In the meantime, the adults...have a date.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLYRF4sD9E The flashback to Aunt Josephine and "Captain Sham" meeting]] is pretty humorous-from the way the vendors hawk their merchandise ("Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly-poly fish heads!") to Olaf and his troupe engaging in BlatantLies about who he is and what he's like and how readily Aunt Josephine falls for it.
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-->'''Powder-Faced Woman 1:''' Land ho!\\
'''Powder-Faced Woman 2:''' I told you to stop calling me that!
* '''"AHOY! A HAIRLESS PYGMY!"'''
-->'''Klaus:''' She is a baby and you know that!\\
'''Olaf-as-Captain Sham:''' We'll discuss what sort of pygmy she is later. In the meantime, the adults...have a date.
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* Olaf's reaction to the hole in the titular wide window is... novel.
-->'''Olaf''': (blank stare at the person-shaped hole) Well... that worked out. (lights his pipe)
-->'''Olaf''': (blank stare at the person-shaped hole) Well... that worked out. (lights his pipe)
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* Count Olaf's reaction to the hole in the titular wide window is... novel.
-->'''Olaf''': -->'''Count Olaf''': (blank stare at the person-shaped hole) Well... that That worked out. (lights his pipe)
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* When Violet and Klaus attempt to make a signal, Klaus mentions "when horrible people use a magnifying glass to burn ants" when , and Josephine mentions that Olaf used to do that.
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* When Violet and Klaus attempt to make a signal, Klaus mentions "when "When horrible people use a magnifying glass to burn ants" when , ants," and Josephine mentions that Count Olaf used to do that.
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* Morbid -- but still funny. Olaf doesn't push Aunt Josephine off the boat. He pokes her -- a poke which any normal person could easily not fall off a boat from. She still... well... gets eaten.
* In the same scene - the running gag continues as Josephine describes Olaf as "a vastly untalented actor" and he gives a '''''very''''' bad fake gasp.
* In the same scene - the running gag continues as Josephine describes Olaf as "a vastly untalented actor" and he gives a '''''very''''' bad fake gasp.
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* Morbid -- but still funny. Count Olaf doesn't push Aunt Josephine off the boat. He pokes her -- a poke which any normal person could easily not fall off a boat from. She still... well... gets Well... Gets eaten.
* In the same scene - the running gag continues as Josephine describes Count Olaf as "a vastly untalented actor" and he gives a'''''very''''' ''very'' bad fake gasp.
* In the same scene - the running gag continues as Josephine describes Count Olaf as "a vastly untalented actor" and he gives a
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* Doctor Orwell is... less than happy with Olaf. Her first appearance has her throwing darts at a dartboard... ''with his face on it!'' Given that he left her to ''drown'', we can't say we blame her.
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* Doctor Orwell is... less than happy with Olaf. Her first appearance has her throwing darts at a dartboard... ''with his face on it!'' Given that he left her to ''drown'', drown, we can't say we blame her.
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** The conversation implies that Olaf ''has actually left more than one person to drown'' and ''genuinely'' cannot remember whether he did it to her.
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** The conversation implies that Count Olaf ''has actually left more than one person to drown'' and ''genuinely'' cannot remember whether he did it to her.
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'''Charles:''' Okay. (''closes door'')
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'''Charles:''' Okay. (''closes door'')(closes the door)
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-->'''Dr. Orwell:''' Just like your parents, they were shortsighted too, with their "You can't hypnotise people", and "what about free will?" and "we're going to kick you out and get your license revoked, ''(getting increasingly teared up)'' and if we ever have children, we're never going to let you anywhere near them!"
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-->'''Dr. Orwell:''' Just like your parents, they were shortsighted too, with their "You can't hypnotise people", people," and "what "What about free will?" and "we're "We're going to kick you out and get your license revoked, ''(getting (getting increasingly teared up)'' up) and if we ever have children, we're never going to let you anywhere near them!"
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-->'''Olaf:''' How do people run in these things?
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* Nero telling Sunny what to type, and then yelling at her for "typing like a one-year old".
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* Nero telling Sunny what to type, and then yelling at her for "typing "Typing like a one-year old".old."
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* Olaf's exasperation with the slim pickings he and the troupe find in their stolen schoolbus (namely, a coach's outfit, cheerleader outfits, and two halves of a dead horse costume). Making it even bizarrer, ''all'' of these things end up playing a part in his scheme anyway.
* Olaf mentions he got kicked out of Prufrock Prep after a semester and a half, and is ''deeply'' offended when the Hook-Handed Man suggests that the school may not remember him.
* When Olaf first meets the Quagmires, he gets a good chunk of the way into his EvilGloating speech before he realizes ''they're not the Baudelaires''.
* Olaf mentions he got kicked out of Prufrock Prep after a semester and a half, and is ''deeply'' offended when the Hook-Handed Man suggests that the school may not remember him.
* When Olaf first meets the Quagmires, he gets a good chunk of the way into his EvilGloating speech before he realizes ''they're not the Baudelaires''.
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* Count Olaf's exasperation with the slim pickings he and the troupe find in their stolen schoolbus (namely, a coach's outfit, cheerleader outfits, and two halves of a dead horse costume). Making it even bizarrer, ''all'' of these things end up playing a part in his scheme anyway.
* Count Olaf mentions he got kicked out of Prufrock Prep after a semester and a half, and is ''deeply'' offended when the Hook-Handed Man suggests that the school may not remember him.
* When Count Olaf first meets the Quagmires, he gets a good chunk of the way into his EvilGloating speech before he realizes that ''they're not the Baudelaires''.
* Count Olaf mentions he got kicked out of Prufrock Prep after a semester and a half, and is ''deeply'' offended when the Hook-Handed Man suggests that the school may not remember him.
* When Count Olaf first meets the Quagmires, he gets a good chunk of the way into his EvilGloating speech before he realizes that ''they're not the Baudelaires''.
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* Olaf and Carmelita's double-act. Evil they may be, but they play off each other well.
* This bit, when Larry discovers Olaf and Carmelita are working together, and Carmelita proves herself to be a nuisance.
-->'''Olaf:''' [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals Working with kids, right?]]\\
* This bit, when Larry discovers Olaf and Carmelita are working together, and Carmelita proves herself to be a nuisance.
-->'''Olaf:''' [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals Working with kids, right?]]\\
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* Count Olaf and Carmelita's double-act. Evil they may be, but they play off each other well.
* This bit, when Larry discovers Count Olaf and Carmelita are working together, and Carmelita proves herself to be a nuisance.
-->'''Olaf:''' -->'''Count Olaf:''' [[NeverWorkWithChildrenOrAnimals Working with kids, right?]]\\
* This bit, when Larry discovers Count Olaf and Carmelita are working together, and Carmelita proves herself to be a nuisance.
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* When Olaf, disguised as Coach Genghis, had finished explaining the Special Orphan Running Exercises, he tells Nero that it's almost time for his violin recital.
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* When Count Olaf, disguised as Coach Genghis, had finished explaining the Special Orphan Running Exercises, he tells Nero that it's almost time for his violin recital.
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'''Olaf:''' Don't say that in front of the children.
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-->'''Olaf:''' ''[looks off in the direction of the Hook Handed Man, who is hiding under some tarps]''\\
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'''Olaf:''' Reconstruc-it-is-aism....yes, that.
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* After a night of the Special Orphan Running Exercises (literally, just Olaf forcing the Baudelaires to jog in a circle), the next few scenes show all the children sleeping in undignified ways: Violent and Klaus snoring with their heads hanging back, Sunny with her face planted in the typewriter in Nero's office.
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* After a night of the Special Orphan Running Exercises (literally, just Count Olaf forcing the Baudelaires to jog in a circle), the next few scenes show all the children sleeping in undignified ways: Violent and Klaus snoring with their heads hanging back, Sunny with her face planted in the typewriter in Nero's office.
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* Olaf's "I do not approve of small child browsing penthouse."
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* Count Olaf's "I do not approve of small child browsing penthouse."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UydJp6Apk Olaf taking the group to Herring Houdini]], [[BlatantLies a completely legitimate business with no secret agenda behind it whatsoever]]. The troupe act out their spiel in the most bored way possible.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UydJp6Apk Count Olaf taking the group to Herring Houdini]], [[BlatantLies a completely legitimate business with no secret agenda behind it whatsoever]]. The troupe act out their spiel in the most bored way possible.
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--->'''Esmé:''' Vodka in a martini. ''[Hook-Handed Man nods]'' Are we living in ''garbage''? ''[leaves in disgust, followed by Jerome and the Baudelaires. Olaf looks at the troupe with annoyance for their inability to win over the Squalors]''\\
'''Both Powdered-Face Women:''' ''[in unison]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Isn't this a fine kettle of fish!]]
'''Both Powdered-Face Women:''' ''[in unison]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Isn't this a fine kettle of fish!]]
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--->'''Esmé:''' Vodka in a martini. martini? ''[Hook-Handed Man nods]'' Are we living in ''garbage''? ''[leaves in disgust, followed by Jerome and the Baudelaires. Olaf looks at the troupe with annoyance for their inability to win over the Squalors]''\\
'''Both Powdered-Face Women:''' ''[in unison]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Isn't this a fine kettle offish!]]fish?]]
'''Both Powdered-Face Women:''' ''[in unison]'' [[PrecisionFStrike Isn't this a fine kettle of
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** Every time he says the world "salmon" (read: ''a lot''), he makes sure to pause and overemphasize it directly into Olaf's ear, [[{{Troll}} for no reason other than to piss him off.]] With everything Larry's gone through at Olaf's hands, this is both hilarious ''and'' satisfying. He also deliberately mispronounces the word (the 'L' is actually silent) to further drive home this point.
* The diners flee to Olaf's restaurant when it is suddenly declared the next "in" thing in the newspapers. Klaus warns Jerome not to eat any of the fish there.
* The diners flee to Olaf's restaurant when it is suddenly declared the next "in" thing in the newspapers. Klaus warns Jerome not to eat any of the fish there.
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** Every time he says the world "salmon" (read: ''a lot''), he makes sure to pause and overemphasize it directly into Count Olaf's ear, [[{{Troll}} for no reason other than to piss him off.]] With everything Larry's gone through at Olaf's hands, this is both hilarious ''and'' satisfying. He also deliberately mispronounces the word (the 'L' is actually silent) to further drive home this point.
* The diners flee to Count Olaf's restaurant when it is suddenly declared the next "in" thing in the newspapers. Klaus warns Jerome not to eat any of the fish there.
* The diners flee to Count Olaf's restaurant when it is suddenly declared the next "in" thing in the newspapers. Klaus warns Jerome not to eat any of the fish there.
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* Sunny, Klaus and Violet hiding in the salmon statue and slowly creep out of the restaurant once Olaf left.
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* Sunny, Klaus and Violet hiding in the salmon statue and slowly creep out of the restaurant once Count Olaf left.
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* Olaf tells his troupe to shut down the restaurant when the Baudelaires fail to show up, much to the troupes' protests.
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* Count Olaf tells his troupe to shut down the restaurant when the Baudelaires fail to show up, much to the troupes' protests.
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* Olaf performing a song and dance number at the behest of the patrons (as well as Larry and Jacquelyn) for "Secretary Day".
** Even Esmé (who is actively assisting Olaf with his schemes) encourages this performance.
** Even Esmé (who is actively assisting Olaf with his schemes) encourages this performance.
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* Count Olaf performing a song and dance number at the behest of the patrons (as well as Larry and Jacquelyn) for "Secretary Day".
** Even Esmé (who is actively assisting Count Olaf with his schemes) encourages this performance.
** Even Esmé (who is actively assisting Count Olaf with his schemes) encourages this performance.
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* Esmé and Olaf's plans are going off without a hitch. They've drugged Jerome unconscious, they've pushed the Baudelaires down an elevator shaft, and the Quagmires are on their way out of the city. So what do they do? Celebrate with a ridiculous victory dance.
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* Esmé and Count Olaf's plans are going off without a hitch. They've drugged Jerome unconscious, they've pushed the Baudelaires down an elevator shaft, and the Quagmires are on their way out of the city. So what do they do? Celebrate with a ridiculous victory dance.
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--> '''Olaf:''' I'm tired of existential crises and [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the over abundance of hard-covered books.]][[note]]The initial printings of the original book series ''were'' hardcovers.[[/note]]
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--> '''Olaf:''' '''Count Olaf:''' I'm tired of existential crises and [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the over abundance of hard-covered books.]][[note]]The initial printings of the original book series ''were'' hardcovers.[[/note]]
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* Olaf telling the group not to look because someone is following them. The entire troupe turn around to look in the back of the car window.
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* Count Olaf telling the group not to look because someone is following them. The entire troupe turn around to look in the back of the car window.
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* When Jacques catches Olaf in the bar, he leaps over the counter to face him. Olaf tries to do the same but falls flat on his face.
* Olaf over dramatically wailing in his cell that he was about to die. Cut to Jacques crossing his arms and muttering, "It's been eight minutes. Do you want some tea?" Olaf's response? "No, you always make it too bitter."
* Olaf interrupting Jacques by scatting.
* Olaf over dramatically wailing in his cell that he was about to die. Cut to Jacques crossing his arms and muttering, "It's been eight minutes. Do you want some tea?" Olaf's response? "No, you always make it too bitter."
* Olaf interrupting Jacques by scatting.
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* When Jacques catches Count Olaf in the bar, he leaps over the counter to face him. Olaf tries to do the same but falls flat on his face.
* Count Olaf over dramatically wailing in his cell that he was about to die. Cut to Jacques crossing his arms and muttering, "It's been eight minutes. Do you want some tea?" Olaf's response? "No, you always make it too bitter."
* Count Olaf interrupting Jacques by scatting.
* Count Olaf over dramatically wailing in his cell that he was about to die. Cut to Jacques crossing his arms and muttering, "It's been eight minutes. Do you want some tea?" Olaf's response? "No, you always make it too bitter."
* Count Olaf interrupting Jacques by scatting.
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* Olaf grabs the tusk of a hog and throws it at Jacques who dodges the horn as it embeds itself into a dartboard.
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* Count Olaf grabs the tusk of a hog and throws it at Jacques who dodges the horn as it embeds itself into a dartboard.
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* "Detective Dupin" describes how the Baudelaires "murdered Count Olaf" in the form of a poetry slam. And everybody snaps their fingers in applause at the end.
** He then announces Sunny Baudelaire as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "the murderer who murdered Count Olaf by murder".]]
** He then announces Sunny Baudelaire as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "the murderer who murdered Count Olaf by murder".]]
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* "Detective Dupin" describes how the Baudelaires "murdered murdered Count Olaf" Olaf in the form of a poetry slam. And everybody snaps their fingers in applause at the end.
** He then announces Sunny Baudelaire as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment"the "The murderer who murdered Count Olaf by murder".]]
** He then announces Sunny Baudelaire as [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
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* Olaf tries to fit the tray containing the stale bread and water through the bars but it won't go through. Klaus tries to suggest Olaf take the items off the tray and put them through the bars, but Olaf continues trying to push the tray through. He eventually puts the items individually through the bars.
* Olaf threatens the children and says that no one will even come to visit, cut to Hector asking if it was still visiting hours.
* Olaf threatens the children and says that no one will even come to visit, cut to Hector asking if it was still visiting hours.
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* Count Olaf tries to fit the tray containing the stale bread and water through the bars but it won't go through. Klaus tries to suggest Olaf take the items off the tray and put them through the bars, but Olaf continues trying to push the tray through. He eventually puts the items individually through the bars.
* Count Olaf threatens the children and says that no one will even come to visit, cut to Hector asking if it was still visiting hours.
* Count Olaf threatens the children and says that no one will even come to visit, cut to Hector asking if it was still visiting hours.
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* The council calls for the police, to Olaf and his henchman's confusion.
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* The council calls for the police, to Count Olaf and his henchman's confusion.
* Esmé genuinely thinking that a face peel includes literally peeling someone's face off.
-->'''Olaf:''' I don' think it works that way.
-->'''Olaf:''' I don' think it works that way.
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-->'''Olaf:''' Why can't we just hand her back to her real parents?\\
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-->'''Olaf:''' Why Remind me why we can't we just hand her back to her real parents?\\
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** When the Snow Scouts start panicking and Esmé orders them not to abandon ship, Violet shouts "She said abandon ship!", causing them to freak out and flee.
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* When Violet sabotages a pipe, it makes an awful screech, Esmé passes it off as Carmelita's singing voice. As the screech was extremely loud and protracted and Esmé definitely heard it, it's likely that she literally mistook the horrible screech for her adopted daughter's terrible singing.
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* When Violet sabotages a pipe, it makes an awful screech, Esmé passes it off as Carmelita's singing voice. As the screech was extremely loud and protracted and Esmé definitely heard it, it's likely that she literally ''literally'' mistook the horrible screech for her adopted daughter's terrible singing.
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-->'''Esmé:''' Carmalita is the most talented dancer in the universe. When you see her dance, your eyes will bleed with gratitude until it all clots up and you get an eye infection.
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-->'''Esmé:''' Carmalita is the most talented dancer in the universe. universe! When you see her dance, your eyes will bleed with gratitude until it all clots up and you get an eye infection.
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'''Klaus:''' He did not expel us!
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'''Klaus:''' [[SkewedPriorities He did not expel us!us!]]
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* When Violet sabotages a pipe, it makes an awful screech, Esmé passes it off as Carmelita's "extremely pleasant" singing voice. As the screech was extremely loud and protracted and Esmé definitely heard it, it's likely that mistook the horrible screech for her adopted daughter's terrible singing.
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* Camilita's truly horrendous performance listing off attributes she believes she has to the letters in her name. Shoutout to when she says "M is for Gorgeous," and "E is for Extra-Gorgeous."
* When Violet sabotages a pipe, it makes an awful screech, Esmé passes it off as Carmelita's"extremely pleasant" singing voice. As the screech was extremely loud and protracted and Esmé definitely heard it, it's likely that she literally mistook the horrible screech for her adopted daughter's terrible singing.singing.
-->'''Esmé''' (completely deadpan) That noise is Carmalita's singing voice and it's extremely pleasant.
* The Snow Scouts list what they've heard about The Great Unknown. One heard that it swallows you alive. Another heard that it's a metaphor for death.
* When Violet sabotages a pipe, it makes an awful screech, Esmé passes it off as Carmelita's
-->'''Esmé''' (completely deadpan) That noise is Carmalita's singing voice and it's extremely pleasant.
* The Snow Scouts list what they've heard about The Great Unknown. One heard that it swallows you alive. Another heard that it's a metaphor for death.
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'''Olaf:''' ...enjoying some pasta puttanesca...\\
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'''Aunt Josephine:''' Really?\\
'''Olaf:''' Okay! Yes!\\
'''Aunt Josephine:''' The world is so terrifying!\\
'''Olaf:''' It is? It is! Just like the rough and tumultuous sea!\\
'''Person of Indeterminate Gender:''' Lake.\\
'''Olaf:''' Lake...
'''Olaf:''' Okay! Yes!\\
'''Aunt Josephine:''' The world is so terrifying!\\
'''Olaf:''' It is? It is! Just like the rough and tumultuous sea!\\
'''Person of Indeterminate Gender:''' Lake.\\
'''Olaf:''' Lake...
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* The Hook-Handed Man tell the Baudelaires the way to the rowing room, a route that "Took [him] hours and hours of walking to memorize." Klaus learns it immediately.
-->'''Hook-Handed Man:''' Show-off.
-->'''Hook-Handed Man:''' Show-off.
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-->'''Esmé:'' How dare you call me that! I'll show you a sea monster!
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* Carmalita proclaims that her dance recital is about to begin, all of the Snow Scouts groan and call out, "Please, no!" Esmé vehemently defends her.
-->'''Esmé:''' Carmalita is the most talented dancer in the universe. When you see her dance, your eyes will bleed with gratitude until it all clots up and you get an eye infection.
-->'''Esmé:''' Carmalita is the most talented dancer in the universe. When you see her dance, your eyes will bleed with gratitude until it all clots up and you get an eye infection.
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* Mr Poe repeatedly calling Kit 'Jacqueline and insisting that she is his assistant.
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'''Esmé:''' (emphatically) ''I am a woman.''
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'''Esmé:''' (emphatically) ''I am a woman.woman!''
* Violet yells out "Sea monster!" as a distraction. Count Olaf actually falls for it, looking behind him, meanwhile Esmé think that Violet is talking about ''her.''
-->'''Esmé:'' How dare you call me that! I'll show you a sea monster!
* Violet yells out "Sea monster!" as a distraction. Count Olaf actually falls for it, looking behind him, meanwhile Esmé think that Violet is talking about ''her.''
-->'''Esmé:'' How dare you call me that! I'll show you a sea monster!
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'''Olaf:''' "Sorry, boss". What's that supposed to mean?\\
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'''Olaf:''' "Sorry, boss". boss." What's that supposed to mean?\\
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* When they board the Queequeg, Esmé appears in an elaborate purple octopus costume.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[LampshadeHanging When did you change? We boarded the sub, like, right away]].
* Esmé sees the the Baudelaires and the first thing she does is menacingly whisper, "The Quagmires."
-->'''Count Olaf:''' It's the Baudelaires, love.\\
'''Esmé:''' Who?
* When Count Olaf asks who's the captain of the Queequeg, Violet quickly claims the position.
-->'''Esmé:''' You? Captain of a submarine? I don't believe that.\\
'''Violet:''' Because I'm too young?\\
'''Esmé:''' Because you're a girl.\\
'''Count Olaf:''' Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love.\\
'''Esmé:''' (emphatically) ''I am a woman.''
-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[LampshadeHanging When did you change? We boarded the sub, like, right away]].
* Esmé sees the the Baudelaires and the first thing she does is menacingly whisper, "The Quagmires."
-->'''Count Olaf:''' It's the Baudelaires, love.\\
'''Esmé:''' Who?
* When Count Olaf asks who's the captain of the Queequeg, Violet quickly claims the position.
-->'''Esmé:''' You? Captain of a submarine? I don't believe that.\\
'''Violet:''' Because I'm too young?\\
'''Esmé:''' Because you're a girl.\\
'''Count Olaf:''' Uh, you were a captain not five minutes ago, love.\\
'''Esmé:''' (emphatically) ''I am a woman.''
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* When Fiona asks Klaus if he's dangerous, Klaus stutters, flustered, before finally settling on, "Maybe a little dangerous?"
** Sunny clearly senses his crush on Fiona.
** Sunny clearly senses his crush on Fiona.
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* Mr Poe gets a call from Mr. Tamerlane to which an incredulous Kit asks, "You've had a phone this whole time?"
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* After Esmé adopts Carmilita she gleefully tells Violet, Klaus, and Quigley, "Hey, cakesniffers, now I have two sets of parents more than you!"
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* After the Hook-Handed Man throws Sunny's cage off a cliff the Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard rejoice that all the Baudelaires are dead. Only for Esmé to appear with Violet and Klaus.
-->'''Esmé:''' I've got some bad news about that.
** To which Count Olaf yells "My fortune!"
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I've never been so happy to see you brats alive!
* Esmé calling Quigley [[MaliciousMisnaming 'Quigleforth Quagmire]].'
-->'''Quigley:''' Quigley.
-->'''Esmé:''' I've got some bad news about that.
** To which Count Olaf yells "My fortune!"
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I've never been so happy to see you brats alive!
* Esmé calling Quigley [[MaliciousMisnaming 'Quigleforth Quagmire]].'
-->'''Quigley:''' Quigley.
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* Count Olaf brooding about the Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' They're not the boss of me.
* The Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard order to go down to the headquarters and fetch the volunteer. To which Olaf replies, "Me? I don't wanna! Make the baby!"
-->'''Count Olaf:''' They're not the boss of me.
* The Man With A Beard But No Hair and the Woman With Hair But No Beard order to go down to the headquarters and fetch the volunteer. To which Olaf replies, "Me? I don't wanna! Make the baby!"
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* Carmalita recognises the Baudelaires as "The orphans from Prufrock Prep who lost your home in a fire, and then Vice Princie expelled you!"
-->'''Violet:''' No we've never been to Prufrock Prep.\\
'''Klaus:''' He did not expel us!
-->'''Violet:''' No we've never been to Prufrock Prep.\\
'''Klaus:''' He did not expel us!
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* Count Olaf holds up a pamphlet for Calagari Carnival that advertises Madame Lulu. At the bottom it says "Definitely not a scam!"
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* Count Olaf holds up a pamphlet for Calagari Caligari Carnival that advertises Madame Lulu. At the bottom it says "Definitely not a scam!"
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* Count Olaf holds up a pamphlet for Calagari Carnival that advertises Madame Lulu. At the bottom it says "Definitely not a scam!"
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* Esmé looking for parsley soda and instead finding "This hot brown stuff."
-->'''Esmé:''' It burns my insides, but I've had three cupsful; it makes me feel alive!
-->'''Esmé:''' It burns my insides, but I've had three cupsful; it makes me feel alive!
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-->'''Esmé:''' You can't shout at me, I don't work for you.\\
'''Olaf:''' I don't pay them, either!
'''Olaf:''' I don't pay them, either!
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-->'''Esmé:''' I am not one of your hench-people. You don't pay me, so you can't shout yell at me, I don't work for you.me.\\
'''Olaf:''' Actually, I don't pay them,either!either!
* Esmé referring to the town of VFD as "Crow-Town."
'''Olaf:''' Actually, I don't pay them,
* Esmé referring to the town of VFD as "Crow-Town."
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* Meanwhile, Klaus is trying to stall the operation. When asked why he can’t preform the procedure, he says "paperwork!" [[{{Gasp}} Gasping ensues.]]
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* Meanwhile, Klaus is trying to stall the operation. When asked why he can’t preform the procedure, he says "paperwork!" "Paperwork!" [[{{Gasp}} Gasping ensues.]]
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-->'''Violet''': Try not to think about falling.
-->'''Klaus''': [[TheCynic It is impossible to think about anything else.]]
-->'''Klaus''': [[TheCynic It is impossible to think about anything else.]]
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-->'''Violet''': Try not to think about falling.
-->'''Klaus''':falling.\\
'''Klaus''': [[TheCynic It is impossible to think about anythingelse.]]else]]!
-->'''Klaus''':
'''Klaus''': [[TheCynic It is impossible to think about anything
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-->'''Violet:''' That...[[SarcasmFailure that can't honestly be your pledge.]]\\
'''Klaus:''' How can anyone be 'xylophone'? It's...not an adjective!
'''Klaus:''' How can anyone be 'xylophone'? It's...not an adjective!
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-->'''Violet:''' That... [[SarcasmFailure that That can't honestly be your pledge.]]\\
'''Klaus:''' How can anyone be 'xylophone'?It's...It's not an adjective! adjective.
'''Klaus:''' How can anyone be 'xylophone'?
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'''Olaf:''' ... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Could use a polish.]]
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'''Olaf:''' ... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Could use a polish.]]
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--> '''Olaf:''' Lady and Gentleman. Prepare for a tale so horrifying it will make [[ThatCameOutWrong the hair on your head stand straight up.]] ''(looks at the Woman with Hair but No Beard, and realises what he said)'' [[VerbalBackspace Ohh, noo. Uhh]], [[DiggingYourselfDeeper fall right off]]. ''(look at the Man with a Beard but No Hair)'' Ooh.
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'''Olaf:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...no, I’m pretty sure]] [[LiteralMinded it’s money.]]
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'''Olaf:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...no, No, I’m pretty sure]] [[LiteralMinded it’s money.]]
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* As the Baudelaires and Quigley tumble down the frozen waterfall on a sledge, Klaus, Quigley and Violet are screaming in utter terror. Sunny? Sunny just has a "Hey, wha'd'ya know? My plan ''worked!''" expression on her face.
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* As the Baudelaires and Quigley tumble down the frozen waterfall on a sledge, Klaus, Quigley and Violet are screaming in utter terror. Sunny? Sunny just has a "Hey, wha'd'ya know? My plan ''worked!''" worked," expression on her face.
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'''Olaf:''' —my handsome daughter—\\
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'''Olaf:''' —my —My handsome daughter—\\
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'''Olaf:''' —and a distant cousin, ''who is dead to me''.\\
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'''Olaf:''' —and —And a distant cousin, ''who is dead to me''.\\
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'''Sunny: ''' Me too.
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--> '''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet.
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--> '''Esmé:''' He's not mine either, pet. pet!
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* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than ''the hospital being burned down.''
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than ''the hospital being burned down.''
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* A disguised Olaf claims to be great with kids, saying that [[ThatCameOutWrong "frankly "Frankly it's disturbing how much I love children."]]
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than''the ''The hospital being burned down.''
* Babs mentions the events of "The Hostile Hospital" two-parter and is more upset over having her clipboard stolen than
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-->'''Sunny: ''' Burn down hotel...\\
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-->'''Sunny: ''' Burn down hotel...hotel.\\
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'''Klaus: ''' She said "Burn down hotel".\\
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'''Klaus: ''' She said "Burn down hotel".\\hotel."\\
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'''Justice Strauss:''' Count Olaf "is" here. There really is a fire. You have to leave.\\
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'''Justice Strauss:''' Count Olaf "is" here. here! There really is a fire. fire! You have to leave.\\leave!\\
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'''Mr. Poe:''' [[IronicEcho Its like the blind leading the blind]].\\
''Mr. Poe grabs the elephant statues trunk as the elevator doors start closing.''\\
'''Mr. Poe:''' I've got you sir.
** Justice Strauss shouts at the Woman with Hair but No Beard and Man with a Beard but No Hair that they are "a disgrace to the legal profession." Olaf, who is in the elevator with her, ''does not stop her'' implying that he thinks she's right and that the two are, in fact, disgraces to the legal profession even by ''his'' villainous standards.
''Mr. Poe grabs the elephant statues trunk as the elevator doors start closing.''\\
'''Mr. Poe:''' I've got you sir.
** Justice Strauss shouts at the Woman with Hair but No Beard and Man with a Beard but No Hair that they are "a disgrace to the legal profession." Olaf, who is in the elevator with her, ''does not stop her'' implying that he thinks she's right and that the two are, in fact, disgraces to the legal profession even by ''his'' villainous standards.
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'''Mr. Poe:''' [[IronicEcho Its It's like the blind leading the blind]].\\
''Mr.(Mr. Poe grabs the elephant statues trunk as the elevator doors start closing.''\\
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'''Mr. Poe:''' I've got yousir.
sir!
** Justice Strauss shouts at the Woman with Hair but No Beard and Man with a Beard but No Hair that they are"a "A disgrace to the legal profession." Olaf, who is in the elevator with her, ''does does not stop her'' her implying that he thinks she's right and that the two are, in fact, disgraces to the legal profession even by ''his'' villainous standards.
'''Mr. Poe:''' I've got you
** Justice Strauss shouts at the Woman with Hair but No Beard and Man with a Beard but No Hair that they are
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-->'''Olaf:''' (''pointing'') No, [[BrickJoke I meant that figuratively.]]\\
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-->'''Olaf:''' (''pointing'') (pointing) No, [[BrickJoke I meant that figuratively.]]\\
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-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...sometimes I wonder about you two.]]
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-->'''Count Olaf:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...sometimes Sometimes I wonder about you two.]]
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* Olaf runs into Klaus, posing as [[Theatre/DoctorFaustus Dr. Faustus]] and when asked where he went to medical school, Klaus answers "Oxford".
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* Olaf runs into Klaus, posing as [[Theatre/DoctorFaustus Dr. Faustus]] and when asked where he went to medical school, Klaus answers "Oxford"."Oxford."