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* "You need to hang up that computer call. Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. *smack* I'm feeling romantical."
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* "CALL 911! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE!!!"

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* "CALL 911! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE!!!"WHITE!!!"
* "What happened to yo furniture, cuz?" WHAM!
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* During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and immediately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere packs up and tries to sell the house]]...only to find out that [[RealityEnsues he can't sell the house in the current market]].

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* During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and immediately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere packs up and tries to sell the house]]...only to find out that [[RealityEnsues he can't sell the house in the current market]].market.
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* Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Kisha's First Poop", "Kisha's First Abortion", and "Kisha's First Gang-Bang".

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* Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Kisha's "Keisha's First Poop", "Kisha's [[ToiletHumor Poop]]", "Keisha's First Abortion", [[CrossesTheLineTwice Abortion]]", and "Kisha's First Gang-Bang".[[MyGirlIsASlut Gang-Bang]]".
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* Chip's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.

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* Chip's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.Malcolm.
* "CALL 911! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE! TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE!!!"
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* After being raped by the ghost ([[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization and enjoying it]]), Kisha tries to get the ghost [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe to have sex with her again]], much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he [[WhatAnIdiot accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.]]

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* After being raped by the ghost ([[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization and enjoying it]]), Kisha tries to get the ghost [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe to have sex with her again]], much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he [[WhatAnIdiot [[FromBadToWorse accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.]]YouTube]] while trying to delete it before Kisha can see.



** "There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm!"

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** "There are Super Bowl commercials [[SpeedSex that last longer than you, you]], Malcolm!"
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* Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Keisha's First Poop", "Keisha's First Abortion", and "Keisha's First Gang-Bang".
* Malcolm drunkenly desecrating Keisha's dad's ashes on video, as well as his OhCrap demeanor when Keisha watches it.
* After being raped by the ghost (and enjoying it), Keisha tries to get the ghost to have sex with her again, much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he [[WhatAnIdiot accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.]]
** "You're gonna be bigger than Charlie Bit My Finger".

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* Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Keisha's "Kisha's First Poop", "Keisha's "Kisha's First Abortion", and "Keisha's "Kisha's First Gang-Bang".
* Malcolm drunkenly desecrating Keisha's dad's ashes on video, as well as his OhCrap demeanor when Keisha Kisha watches it.
* After being raped by the ghost (and ([[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization and enjoying it), Keisha it]]), Kisha tries to get the ghost [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe to have sex with her again, again]], much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he [[WhatAnIdiot accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.]]
** "You're -->'''Kisha''': You're gonna be bigger than Charlie Bit My Finger".Finger.
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* During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and immediately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere packs up and tries to sell the house]]...only to find out that he can't sell the house in the current market.

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* During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and immediately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere packs up and tries to sell the house]]...only to find out that [[RealityEnsues he can't sell the house in the current market.market]].
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* The gay priest's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.

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* The gay priest's Chip's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.
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** "'Immediate possession?' The house is already possessed!"
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** "Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house!"

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** "Bitch! "Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house!"



* After being raped by the ghost (and enjoying it), Keisha tries to get the ghost to have sex with her again, much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.

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* After being raped by the ghost (and enjoying it), Keisha tries to get the ghost to have sex with her again, much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he [[WhatAnIdiot accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.]]
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* During one encounter with the ghost, Malcolm ScreamsLikeALittleGirl and immediately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere packs up and tries to sell the house]]...only to find out that he can't sell the house in the current market.
** "Bitch! There is a GHOST in the house!"
* Some of the labels on Keisha's videos, including "Keisha's First Poop", "Keisha's First Abortion", and "Keisha's First Gang-Bang".
* Malcolm drunkenly desecrating Keisha's dad's ashes on video, as well as his OhCrap demeanor when Keisha watches it.
* After being raped by the ghost (and enjoying it), Keisha tries to get the ghost to have sex with her again, much to Malcolm's chagrin. Then when the same thing happens to Malcolm, he accidentally uploads the video of it to YouTube.
** "You're gonna be bigger than Charlie Bit My Finger".
** "There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm!"
* The gay priest's increasingly creepy attempts to hit on Malcolm.

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