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--> "I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't you," the boy said. He was shorter than Light, more delicately built – like [[PerkyGoth a scene kid]] - auburn haired, a slightly celtic affair. And he was speaking to Light in English. Oh, the presumption. Light rolled his eyes.

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--> "I "[[ExpectingSomeoneTaller I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't you," you,]]" the boy said. He was shorter than Light, more delicately built – like [[PerkyGoth a scene kid]] - auburn haired, a slightly celtic affair. And he was speaking to Light in English. Oh, the presumption. Light rolled his eyes.
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* When L returns to HQ [[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [[CornerOrWoe sitting in the dark]]:

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* When L returns to HQ [[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [[CornerOrWoe [[CornerOfWoe sitting in the dark]]:
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* When L returns to HQ [[[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [CornerOrWoe sitting in the dark]]:

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* When L returns to HQ [[[EvilIsNotWellLit [[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [CornerOrWoe [[CornerOrWoe sitting in the dark]]:
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* When L returns to HQ [[[EvilIsNotWellLit to find Light]] [CornerOrWoe sitting in the dark]]:
-->'''L''' (to Light): Did you forget where the light switch was or are you endeavouring to save on our carbon footprint?
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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[GambitRoulette he planned for it.]]

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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. [[InsaneTrollLogic He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since since]] [[GambitRoulette he planned for it.]]
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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone ([[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]]) [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone ([[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]]) death]]) [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]
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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead ([[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] death]]]]) [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]
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-->'''L''': Oh, my apologies, I forgot that you're the sexual scourge of womankind. You obviously only have sex with me because you roll over in your sleep and misjudge the distance. Maybe you're sleepwalking... or maybe the term, 'sleepfucking', would be more appropriate. Maybe you're completely unaware of what you're doing.

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-->'''L''': Oh, my apologies, I forgot that you're the sexual scourge of womankind. You obviously only have sex with me because you roll over in your sleep and misjudge the distance. Maybe you're sleepwalking...[[SleepWalking sleepwalking]]... or maybe the term, 'sleepfucking', would be more appropriate. Maybe you're completely unaware of what you're doing.
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--> "I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't you," the boy said. He was shorter than Light, more delicately built – like a scene kid - auburn haired, a slightly celtic affair. And he was speaking to Light in English. Oh, the presumption. Light rolled his eyes.

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--> "I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't you," the boy said. He was shorter than Light, more delicately built – like [[PerkyGoth a scene kid kid]] - auburn haired, a slightly celtic affair. And he was speaking to Light in English. Oh, the presumption. Light rolled his eyes.



--> Oh God. Was it like he had a 'Hello, I'm Light. Ask me about gayness!' badge on his jacket. Was he doomed to be propositioned in shopping malls for the rest of his life now? Was there a whole other language and etiquette which he didn't know about?

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--> Oh God. [[TransparentCloset Was it like he had a 'Hello, I'm Light. Ask me about gayness!' badge on his jacket. Was he doomed to be propositioned in shopping malls for the rest of his life now? Was there a whole other language and etiquette which he didn't know about?about?]]



--> "That's rude. And I don't need to bother with the lager. People tend to just fall into my bed without it. You're socially a bit awkward, y'know? "

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--> "That's rude. And I don't need to bother with the lager. People tend to just fall into my bed without it. [[{{Irony}} You're socially a bit awkward, y'know? "
y'know?"]]

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* Matt and Kira's first meeting:
--> "'Ello luv."
--> Light could hardly make the boy out for the orange googles which covered most of his face. He looked at him like he was observing a uninspiring-looking insect in a tank.
--> "Pardon?" Light replied.
--> "I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't you," the boy said. He was shorter than Light, more delicately built – like a scene kid - auburn haired, a slightly celtic affair. And he was speaking to Light in English. Oh, the presumption. Light rolled his eyes.
--> "Could you get out of my face please?"
--> "Don't you want to hear my chat up lines ?"
--> "No."
--> Oh God. Was it like he had a 'Hello, I'm Light. Ask me about gayness!' badge on his jacket. Was he doomed to be propositioned in shopping malls for the rest of his life now? Was there a whole other language and etiquette which he didn't know about?
--> "Where have you been all my life? Etc." the boy continued unabashed. He looked like he found the whole thing too amusing.
--> "Trying to avoid you," Light replied.
--> "Ha. Anyway, Ducky - I've got a message for you!"
--> "Oh?"
--> "Mmmm..."
--> "What kind of message? Would it include a 12 pack of lager, a bottle of cider and a Barry White compilation? Because if it does then I think I'm fine right here, thank you all the same. How old are you anyway?"
--> "Old enough."
--> "Well, sorry but you've got to be 'this' tall to get on this ride."
--> He couldn't quite believe that he'd said that.
--> "That's rude. And I don't need to bother with the lager. People tend to just fall into my bed without it. You're socially a bit awkward, y'know? "
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-->'''Light''' Ha. Not funny. I think it's...Ryuzaki...no, sorry, my mistake, it must be halfwit.

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-->'''Light''' -->'''Light''': Ha. Not funny. I think it's...Ryuzaki...no, sorry, my mistake, it must be halfwit.



-->'''Light''' Right and down...

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-->'''Light''' -->'''Light''': Right and down...



-->'''Light''' It's the best we have. Stop being a child.

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-->'''Light''' -->'''Light''': It's the best we have. Stop being a child.
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* Another one from the deleted scnees: [[{{WAFF}} Light and L do a]] CrosswordPuzzle together:
-->'''Light''': OK, 5 across. Dunderhead, 7 letters...
-->'''L''': Matsuda.
-->'''Light''' Ha. Not funny. I think it's...Ryuzaki...no, sorry, my mistake, it must be halfwit.
-->'''L''': The answer is always the obvious one, Light-kun. I think you're making a mistake.
-->'''Light''' Right and down...
-->'''L''': Is that an offer or are you asking? This is a ridiculous crossword. Have we two, apparently the greatest minds of our age, really been reduced to doing a quick crossword?
-->'''Light''' It's the best we have. Stop being a child.
-->'''L''': Do you like the crossword more than me?
-->'''Light''': It talks less.
-->'''L''': And afterwards you can wipe your arse with it.
-->'''Light''': You're speaking in English again.
-->'''L''': I thought that you liked it when I talked.
-->'''Light''': No, that's a misunderstanding on your part.
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-->'''Light''': I wonder what N stands for... 'Nobody', 'Notus', 'Nomad', 'Nincompoop', 'Norman', 'Nemo', 'Neo'... 'Norris', 'Nathaniel', 'Noah', 'Ned', 'Nando', 'Napoleon', 'Nelson', 'Nickelodeon', 'Nicodemus'...

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-->'''Light''': I wonder what N stands for... 'Nobody', 'Notus', 'Nomad', 'Nincompoop', 'Norman', 'Nemo', 'Neo'... 'Norris', 'Nathaniel', '[[{{Irony}} Nathaniel]]', 'Noah', 'Ned', 'Nando', 'Napoleon', 'Nelson', 'Nickelodeon', 'Nicodemus'...
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* After "N" contacts the taskforce:
-->'''Light''': I wonder what N stands for... 'Nobody', 'Notus', 'Nomad', 'Nincompoop', 'Norman', 'Nemo', 'Neo'... 'Norris', 'Nathaniel', 'Noah', 'Ned', 'Nando', 'Napoleon', 'Nelson', 'Nickelodeon', 'Nicodemus'...
-->'''L''': Near... It stands for Near, Light. Remember it. I'm glad that you're showing an interest though, for I never expected any less of you. However, I am most insulted on his behalf that you think that he could be named after [[FindingNemo a lost fish]] or KeanuReeves.
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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes realizes, to his horror, that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]
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* When Souichiro discovers Light's [[TheNotSecret secret relationship]] with L and essentially [[YouAreGrounded grounds him]] and L's response: Looks like Kira needs to go home to mommy.

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* When L's response when Souichiro discovers Light's [[TheNotSecret secret relationship]] with L and essentially [[YouAreGrounded grounds him]] and L's response: Looks him]]- looks like Kira needs to go home to mommy.
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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[spoiler: [[GambitRoulette he planned for it.]]]]

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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[spoiler: [[GambitRoulette he planned for it.]]]]]]
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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[spoiler: he planned for it.]]

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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[spoiler: [[GambitRoulette he planned for it.]]]]]]
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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. [[spoiler: He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since he planned for it.]]

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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. [[spoiler: He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since [[spoiler: he planned for it.]]
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* Light's InnerMonologue after getting shot in the arm. [[spoiler: He somehow, illogically, thought it would hurt less since he planned for it.]]
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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]

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* From the deleted scenes in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', there is an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...]]
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* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters the room.

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* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters [[TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness the room. meeting room.]]

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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: he faked his death]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]]. Light [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection]] and then wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...

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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L is gone [[spoiler: [[FakingTheDead he faked his death]] death]]]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]]. broken mess.]] Light [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing kills a bottle of sake]] as he commiserates with [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Near over the voice connection]] and then connection.]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything... everything...]]

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* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters the room.



* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters the room.
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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L has faked his death [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]] he [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection.]] Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...

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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L has is gone [[spoiler: he faked his death death]] [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]] he mess]]. Light [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection.]] Light connection]] and then wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...
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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L has faked his death [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]] he [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection.]] Light wakes up the next morning with a hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...

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* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L has faked his death [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]] he [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection.]] Light wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...

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* When Souichiro discovers Light's [[TheNotSecret secret relationship]] with L and essentially [[YouAreGrounded grounds him]] and L's response: Looks like Kira needs to go home to mommy.
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''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.'' \\

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''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.'' \\
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* From Chapter 12:
-->'''Light''': I'm not gay.
-->'''L''': Oh, my apologies, I forgot that you're the sexual scourge of womankind. You obviously only have sex with me because you roll over in your sleep and misjudge the distance. Maybe you're sleepwalking... or maybe the term, 'sleepfucking', would be more appropriate. Maybe you're completely unaware of what you're doing.
-->'''Light''': It happens.
* This moment from Chapter 16:
--> ''Sometime ago, Matsuda had left a post-it on one of the laptops in which he'd accidentally managed to wedge a biro into the CD drive in an attempt to extricate something.'' \\
''"Pen is stuck in drive"'' \\
''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.'' \\

* Matt's humming the ''StarWars'' "Imperial March" when Kira enters the room.
* From the deleted scenes ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6866923/1/Last_Night_I_Dreamt_Somebody_Loved_Me Last Night I Dreamt Somebody Loved Me]]'', an alternative plotline where L has faked his death [[AntagonistInMourning leaving Light a total mess]] he [[IntoxicationEnsues gets drunk while reminiscing with Near over the voice connection.]] Light wakes up the next morning with a hangover and realizes that Near stayed on the line all night and heard everything...
-->'''Near:''' You snore.
** The content of Light's drunken ramblings was apparently quite disturbing as Near relates this to L by way of Mello:
-->'''Mello''' (to L): [[ILoveTheDead I get the impression that he's going dig up the grave and crack open your coffin]] like some fucked up [[Literature/WutheringHeights Heathcliff.]]

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