History Funny / ACertainScientificRailgun

--> Just what do you mean by that!?

** Mikoto tries to end the episode the same way as the first season, by saying, "There's never a dull moment in Academy City." Her friends interrupt her to her great frustration.

* Chapter 54 shows that thanks to a particularly ironic case of LaserGuidedAmnesia, [[spoiler:Kuroko has become a {{tsundere}}. ''For [[{{Tsundere}} Mikoto]]'' '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday An insistently straight]] one, no less''']]

* Episode 24 of S: The Judgement Army uses Kuroko's CatchPhrase as their rallying cry.

--> '''Kuroko:''' [[BigWhat What!?]]

* Episode 23 of Railgun S: Kuroko makes a SleepingDummy for herself and Mikoto so they can sneak out of their dorm, but puts the two dummies in one bed. Mikoto smacks her.

'''Mikoto:''' Alright, Saten-san, lets have a talk later. Alone.

* Chapter 54 shows that thanks to a particularly ironic case of LaserGuidedAmnesia, [[spoiler:Kuroko has become a {{tsundere}}. ''For [[{{Tsundere}} Mikoto]]''.]]

* Episode 20 of Railgun S: Kuroko tries to join the others in the bathhouse, but runs into the Tokiwadai Dorm Supervisor, who forces her to massage her feet.

'''Mikoto:''' ''[glaring]'' [[ACupAngst And who might that be]]?

-->'''Misaki Shokuhou:''' Don't worry, I got an [[ActionGirl Amazon whose combat ability]] absorbed all of her [[BuxomIsBetter bust size ability]], so I'll be fine.
-->'''Mikoto Misaka:''' *glaring* [[ACupAngst And who might that be]]?

** Saten enters full-on {{Troll}} mode with Misaka, latching on every opportunity to tease Misaka about the cookies she made for Touma.

** Kuroko bought ''[[{{Squick}} turtle blood]]'' due to its fabled aphrodisiac properties. Naturally, Mikoto fries her.

* In one of the non-canon Railgun omake chapters, Mikoto is talking to a newly amnesiac Touma about their fights. However, the way she says it sounds like something else altogether ("Every night, you chase me around and do ThisAndThat!"). Touma comes to the horrified conclusion that he's been raping a middle-school girl on a regular basis...so he [[WackyMarriageProposal immediately asks her to marry him]].

* In a Railgun omake chapter, the male researchers from the Level 6 Shift project need the clones as close to the original as possible, so they try to figure out what kind of panties Mikoto wears under her shorts. A request for Tree Diagram to calculate a simulation is immediately denied ("Don't use me for stupid things"), so they send in the Hound Dogs, a black-ops mercenary squad. They break into the Tokiwadai dorm in the middle of the day in full gear...and are immediately slaughtered by the dorm supervisor. Just as the researchers are declaring that they'll have to take to the field themselves, the female researchers reveal that they just went out and bought 20,000 pairs of cheap panties.

* At the beginning of the Daihaseisai, the managers are tasked with getting two of the Level 5's to introduce the games with a speech. Shokuhou agrees readily enough, but asking [[AxCrazy Accelerator, Kakine, and Mugino]] goes about as well as you'd expect, Misaka's unavailable, and [[TheGhost nobody can find any information on #6]], so in desperation they are forced to ask [[CrazyAwesome Gunha]] [[HotBlooded Sogiita]]. He forgets the speech in the middle of it, so he decides to improvise and ends up doing a ridiculous speech in which he inserts the word '''Guts!''' everywhere he can.

-->'''Shokuhou:''' Don't start running with all your might...]]\\

* In Chapter 56, Mikoto has temporarily teamed up with Shokuhou. They run down the corridor, only for Mikoto to realize Shokuhou has disappeared. She gets angry for ever thinking she could trust her...[[spoiler:and then Shokuhou stumbles up, panting, only barely able to keep up. That's what happens when you use mind control to skip PE and all other physical activity]].
-->'''Shokuhou:''' [[spoiler:Don't start running with all your might...]]\\
'''Mikoto:''' [[spoiler:I thought I was only jogging]].

* Episode 3 of Railgun S. Mikoto getting smacked in the head with a binder and Kuroko glomping Mikoto's giant teddy bear because it smells like her.

* Episode 3 has several very funny bits: The reveal of what the villain has been doing to the girls she is attacking ("I have photographs, but it's not pretty. If you're going to look, prepare yourself."), the villain attempting to use the stun-gun on [[ShockAndAwe Mikoto]], and the villain's MotiveRant.
-->'''Saten:''' Uh...what?\\
'''Mikoto:''' Yeah, you lost me somewhere in the middle there.

'''Shokuhou:''' I was born this way! Weren't you ever taught not to make fun of other people's bodies?

* Episode 13. The gang is modelling swimsuits in a holographic studio. Once they're done, Mikoto stays behind to try on the kiddy swimsuit she avoided before, and accidentally broadcasts everything on the giant billboard outside.
* Kuroko's witnessing Mikoto and Saten totally innocent {{Indirect Kiss}}es and failing to get one herself resulting in [[RunningGag her banging her head on the floor]]

--> '''Postman:''' "We have an order for Ms. Shirai Kuroko."
--> '''Mikoto:''' "What's the contents?"
--> '''Postman:''' "Computer parts."
--> '''Kuroko:''' ''(Aside to audience)'' "Phew, thank goodness these companies are always discreet about their products."
--> '''Mikoto:''' "Who sent it?"
--> '''Postman:''' [[LovePotion "Love Potions and Aphrodisiacs."]]
--> '''Kuroko:''' "Why the hell did they bother to label it "computer parts" then!!"

* Anything in Episode 4 that involves Mikoto and Touma.

** Kiyama undressing in public in general are crowning moments.

** Railgun. Episode 13. Monolith. 'Nuff said.

* TheReveal of the teacher in Episode 14. SenseiChan is a quite appropriate description.

-->'''Shokuhou:''' [[spoiler:"Don't start running with all your might..."]]
-->'''Mikoto:''' [[spoiler:"I thought I was only jogging."]]

--->'''Mikoto:''' "And what's with your sparkling eyes? Do you think this is a shojo manga?"
--->'''Shokuhou:''' "I was born this way! Weren't you ever taught not to make fun of other people's bodies?"

* From episode 2:
--> '''Postman:''' We have an order for Ms Shirai Kuroko.
--> '''Mikoto:''' What's the contents?

--> '''Kuroko:''' (Aside to audience) Phew, thank goodness these companies are always discreet about their products.
--> '''Mikoto:''' Who sent it?

--> '''Kuroko:''' Why the hell did they bother to label it "computer parts" then!!

** Practically any scene where Saten flips her skirt is hilarious. One particular scene is in episode 9, where Uihara is standing around, noting that Saten is late. Only for Saten to flip her skirt from behind (in the least subtle manner imaginable) and announces loudly "Today's blue stripes huh?" It's all topped by Uihara crying and waving her fists in the air.

* TheReveal of the teacher in episode 14. SenseiChan is a quite appropriate description.

* In chapter 56, Mikoto has temporarily teamed up with Shokuhou. They run down the corridor, only for Mikoto to realize Shokuhou has disappeared. She gets angry for ever thinking she could trust her...[[spoiler:and then Shokuhou stumbles up, panting, only barely able to keep up. That's what happens when you use mind control to skip PE and all other physical activity]].
-->'''Shokuhou:''' [[spoiler:Don't start running with all your might...]]
-->'''Mikoto:''' [[spoiler:I thought I was only jogging]].

-->'''Mikoto:''' And what's with your sparkling eyes? Do you think this is a shojou manga?
-->'''Shokuhou:'''I was born this way! Weren't you ever taught not to make fun of other people's bodies?

** Practically any scene where Saten flips her skirt is hilarious. One particular scene is in episode 9, where Uihara is standing around, noting that Saten is late. Only for Saten to flip her skirt from behind (in the least subtle manner imaginable) and announces loudly "Today's blue stripes huh?" It's all topped by Uihara sadly waving her fists in the air.

* Kuroko's reaction to finding out the curse of the Undressing Woman is infectious.