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24th Jan '16 8:30:16 PM Terran117
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** Now averted thanks to the inclusion of villagers.
19th Dec '15 6:54:56 PM YpsiFang
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* I realized something when I saw an iron golem defending a village. The iron golems are perfect for protection! Think about it. They do massive damage, they have an amazing amount of health, and the most important part? Their attacks launch enemies a dozen meters into the air. Specifically, an enemy that will be exploding a millisecond later.
19th Dec '15 6:53:33 PM YpsiFang
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* Mobs in ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' drop things relevant to them when you kill them, like string from spiders. But then there's zombies, which dispense feathers. What do feathers have to do with zombies? Well... zombies are pretty dumb, aren't they? What's another word for dumb? ''featherbrained.'' --Tropers/KaiserYoshi * Where do you fight the FinalBoss? The End.
18th Sep '15 3:13:38 AM BountyBeast
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* Why are villagers perfectly happy to pay you for the crops that you took from their own farms? Because they're not paying you for the crops, but for harvesting them. In other words, you're not stealing from them, you're working for them.
16th Sep '15 7:55:55 AM lolface123
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* Soul Sand is used to construct the Wither. These poor souls that were trapped in [[{{Hell}} the Nether]], and what do you do? You use them to build a [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] FrankensteinsMonster. Suddenly the way it acts seems to be [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation slightly understandable if you look at it in a certain way]], as the souls using it are probably either [[AxCrazy maddened]] [[AndIMustScream by their confinement]], [[UnstoppableRage incredibly pissed at you]] [[YouBastard about your decision]] or [[DeathSeeker are lashing out in hope]] [[SuicideByCop that someone puts them out of their misery.]]
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* Soul Sand is used to construct the Wither. These poor souls that were trapped in [[{{Hell}} the Nether]], and what do you do? You use them to build a [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] FrankensteinsMonster. Suddenly the way it acts seems to be [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation slightly understandable if you look at it in a certain way]], as the souls using it are probably either [[AxCrazy maddened]] [[AndIMustScream by their confinement]], [[UnstoppableRage incredibly pissed at you]] [[YouBastard about your decision]] or [[DeathSeeker are lashing out in hope]] out]] [[SuicideByCop in hope]] [[ICannotSelfTerminate that someone puts them out of their misery.]]
16th Sep '15 7:54:10 AM lolface123
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* Soul Sand is used to construct the Wither. These poor souls that were trapped in [[{{Hell}} the Nether]], and what do you do? You use them to build a [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] FrankensteinsMonster. Suddenly the way it acts seems to be slightly understandable, as the souls using it are probably either [[AxCrazy maddened]] [[AndIMustScream by their confinement]], [[UnstoppableRage incredibly pissed about your decision]] or [[DeathSeeker are lashing out in hope]] [[ICannotSelfTerminate that someone puts them out of their misery.]]
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* Soul Sand is used to construct the Wither. These poor souls that were trapped in [[{{Hell}} the Nether]], and what do you do? You use them to build a [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] FrankensteinsMonster. Suddenly the way it acts seems to be [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation slightly understandable, understandable if you look at it in a certain way]], as the souls using it are probably either [[AxCrazy maddened]] [[AndIMustScream by their confinement]], [[UnstoppableRage incredibly pissed at you]] [[YouBastard about your decision]] or [[DeathSeeker are lashing out in hope]] [[ICannotSelfTerminate [[SuicideByCop that someone puts them out of their misery.]]
16th Sep '15 7:51:47 AM lolface123
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* When fishing, you can get treasure or junk in addition to fish. How did they get there? Well, just like in desert temples and jungle temples, some of the junk you can get is bones and rotten flesh, dead remains. Someone was [[BurialAtSea buried at sea]] with their junk and treasure, so you're {{grave robbing}}. Or, someone could have drowned, or been killed while swimming, or been killed while on a boat. So, whenever you're fishing and you get something like an awesome, enchanted, bow, that's stealing from the dead, without even knowing it.
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* When fishing, you can get treasure or junk in addition to fish. How did they get there? Well, just like in desert temples and jungle temples, some of the junk you can get is bones and rotten flesh, dead remains. Someone was [[BurialAtSea buried at sea]] with their junk and treasure, so you're {{grave robbing}}. Or, someone could have drowned, or been killed while swimming, or been killed while on a boat. So, whenever you're fishing and you get something like an awesome, enchanted, bow, that's stealing from the dead, without even knowing it.it. * Soul Sand is used to construct the Wither. These poor souls that were trapped in [[{{Hell}} the Nether]], and what do you do? You use them to build a [[EldritchAbomination horrific]] FrankensteinsMonster. Suddenly the way it acts seems to be slightly understandable, as the souls using it are probably either [[AxCrazy maddened]] [[AndIMustScream by their confinement]], [[UnstoppableRage incredibly pissed about your decision]] or [[DeathSeeker are lashing out in hope]] [[ICannotSelfTerminate that someone puts them out of their misery.]]
7th Aug '15 8:26:03 PM DeltaDart
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* Pigs [[SuicidalPacifist don't fight back no matter how many hits they take]]. Zombies attack you unprovoked. What about zombie pigmen? They'll leave you alone as long as you leave them alone.
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* Pigs [[SuicidalPacifist don't fight back back]], [[TooDumbToLive no matter how many hits they take]]. Zombies attack you unprovoked. What about zombie pigmen? They'll leave you alone as long as you leave them alone.

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* Pigs [[SuicidalPacifist don't fight back no matter how many hits they take]]. Zombies attack you unprovoked. What about zombie pigmen? They'll leave you alone as long as you leave them alone.** The above bed-out-of-overworld scenarios result in a literal LogicBomb.
29th Apr '15 3:58:50 PM peixe200
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* When fishing, you can get treasure or junk in addition to fish. How did they get there? Well, just like in desert temples and jungle temples, some of the junk you can get is bones and rotten flesh, dead remains. Someone was [[BurialAtSea buried at sea]] with their junk and treasure, so you're {{grave robbing}}. Or, someone could have drowned, or been killed while swimming, or been killed while on a boat. So, whenever you're fishing and you get something like an awesome, enchanted, bow, that's stealing from the dead, without even knowing it. * Those spooky sounds you hear in the underground caves sound like nothing that you have ever encountered before. So if zombies, skeletons and the other mobs you have encountered don't make them, then ''what is lurking down there?''
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* When fishing, you can get treasure or junk in addition to fish. How did they get there? Well, just like in desert temples and jungle temples, some of the junk you can get is bones and rotten flesh, dead remains. Someone was [[BurialAtSea buried at sea]] with their junk and treasure, so you're {{grave robbing}}. Or, someone could have drowned, or been killed while swimming, or been killed while on a boat. So, whenever you're fishing and you get something like an awesome, enchanted, bow, that's stealing from the dead, without even knowing it. * Those spooky sounds you hear in the underground caves sound like nothing that you have ever encountered before. So if zombies, skeletons and the other mobs you have encountered don't make them, then ''what is lurking down there?''it.
29th Apr '15 3:47:01 PM peixe200
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* Wolves can't tell the difference between lava and water. This seems stupid, but wolves are colorblind.
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