History Film / StopOrMyMomWillShoot

19th Mar '16 9:22:58 PM Fireblood
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[[caption-width-right:270: Creator/EstelleGetty [[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Is About To Shoot You]]!]]

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[[caption-width-right:270: Creator/EstelleGetty Estelle Getty [[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Is About To Shoot You]]!]]



Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough UsefulNotes/LosAngeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty from ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.

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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough UsefulNotes/LosAngeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty from ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; promotion, to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; it, to his even greater chagrin.



* [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Amazingly Embarrassing Parent]]: Played to a "T", [[EmbarrassingOldPhoto Embarrassing Old Photos]] and everything.

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* [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Amazingly Embarrassing Parent]]: Played to a "T", [[EmbarrassingOldPhoto Embarrassing Old Photos]] embarrassing old photos]] and everything.
4th Nov '15 11:23:39 PM Mikeyfan93
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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough UsefulNotes/LosAngeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.

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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough UsefulNotes/LosAngeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty (Estelle Getty from ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.
12th Aug '15 4:29:54 PM MarkLungo
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->''[M]aybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we've never seen.''
-->-- Sylvester Stallone's blurb on the film

Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.

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->''[M]aybe ->''"[M]aybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we've never seen.''
-->-- Sylvester Stallone's
"''
-->--'''Sylvester Stallone''''s
blurb on the film

Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles UsefulNotes/LosAngeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.
14th Nov '14 2:47:38 PM erforce
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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.

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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) (Creator/SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.



* InsuranceFraud
* MyBelovedSmother: The whole plot.
* NeverMessWithGranny

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* %%* InsuranceFraud
* %%* MyBelovedSmother: The whole plot.
* %%* NeverMessWithGranny



* RecklessGunUsage: After an evening of horribly misguided attempted gun maintenance, Tutti wakes up her son by pointing the gun at his face and saying "[[SuddenImpact Go ahead...make your bed.]]"

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* RecklessGunUsage: After an evening of horribly misguided attempted gun maintenance, Tutti wakes up her son by pointing the gun at his face and saying "[[SuddenImpact "[[Film/SuddenImpact Go ahead...make your bed.]]"
13th Nov '14 12:00:18 PM RobinHood3000
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* RecklessGunUsage: After an evening of horribly misguided attempted gun maintenance, Tutti wakes up her son by pointing the gun at his face and saying "[[SuddenImpact Go ahead...make your bed.]]"
3rd May '14 7:29:30 AM Gweskoyen
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* NeverMessWithGranny
* OldShame: Stallone hates this movie so much that he punishes his kids by forcing them to watch it.

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* NeverMessWithGranny
* OldShame: Stallone hates this movie so much that he punishes his kids by forcing them to watch it.
NeverMessWithGranny



* PlayingAgainstType: Another crowning demonstration that Stallone cannot do comedy.
* StarDerailingRole: For both Stallone ''and'' Getty, who both won [[GoldenRaspberryAward Razzies]] for their horrible performances.
16th Feb '14 6:45:07 AM m8e
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[[caption-width-right:270: [[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Estelle Getty Is About To Shoot You]]!]]

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[[caption-width-right:270: Creator/EstelleGetty [[SeanConneryIsAboutToShootYou Estelle Getty Is About To Shoot You]]!]]



Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.

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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty (Creator/EstelleGetty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin.
22nd Dec '13 1:55:30 PM irsis
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The movie is considered to be one of the low points of Stallone's film career and the film that he considers to be an oldshame of his.

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The movie is considered to be one of the low points of Stallone's film career and the film that he considers to be an oldshame OldShame of his.
22nd Dec '13 1:55:07 PM irsis
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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin. HilarityEnsues.

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Sgt. Joseph Andrew 'Joe' Bomowski (SylvesterStallone) is a tough Los Angeles detective leading an antisocial existence. His relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend and precinct supervisor Lt. Gwen Harper is on the rocks. He is thus dismayed when his meddling, mind-numbingly annoying mother Tutti (Estelle Getty from ''TheGoldenGirls'') pays him a surprise visit from Newark. From the second she sets foot off the plane, she's driving him round the bend; showing embarrassing pictures of him and telling embarrassing stories about him to everyone on the plane and at the police station, insisting he eat a three course meal for breakfast, tucking him in and singing him a lullaby at night, and generally treating him as though he's seven years old. When she cleans the barrel of his gun with a pipe cleaner and thus ruins it, she heads to the hood to buy him a new one. Failing to get one legitimately from a gun store, she buys one illegally. In the process, she witnesses a homicide. She gives false information to the police about the homicide, instead letting Joseph take the case on all by himself so he can get a promotion; to his chagrin. She insists on accompanying as he investigates it; to his even greater chagrin. HilarityEnsues.\n

The movie is considered to be one of the low points of Stallone's film career and the film that he considers to be an oldshame of his.
24th Jun '13 2:27:53 AM STFilmmaker
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* OldShame: Stallone hates this movie so much that he punishes his kids by forcing them to watch it.
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