History Film / SororityRow

19th Jul '16 3:18:27 AM najhoant
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* BigDamnVillains: [[spoiler:Andy kills Kyle just as he's about to kill Cass]].
18th Dec '15 8:24:55 AM CaptainCrawdad
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'''''Sorority Row''''' is a 2009 film featuring the heartwarming story of a group of college girls who, in the process of helping their jilted friend find love, find true love themsel...

[[IWasJustJoking Wait, are you actually believing]] [[BlatantLies this crock of shit?]]

Okay. ''Sorority Row'' is '''really''' about the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits ragtag bunch of]] [[IdiotBall dumb]], [[MyGirlIsNotASlut promiscuous]] sorority sisters of Theta Pi who, on the night of one of the biggest sorority parties of the year, [[ASimplePlan plan to prank]] Garrett, the ex-boyfriend who dumped their friend Megan (Audrina Patridge) for another woman. [[IdiotPlot They plan to do so by telling Garrett that Megan overdosed on a drug he gave her and died, with Megan faking death herself]]. Of course, shit happens and Garrett kills Megan, [[WhatAnIdiot taking the suggestion of one of the girls to stab her with a tire iron]] and dump her in a lake inside a mine so nobody finds out. Everybody pledges to never reveal the details of Megan's death, [[GenreBlind so obviously]] somebody finds out, ''Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer''-style, and starts killing off each of the sisters ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Garrett]]) using the same tire iron used to kill Megan in a fit of revenge, presumably because it would make the killings more ironic.

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'''''Sorority Row''''' is a 2009 film featuring the heartwarming story of a group of college girls who, in the process of helping their jilted friend find love, find true love themsel...

[[IWasJustJoking Wait, are you actually believing]] [[BlatantLies this crock of shit?]]

Okay. ''Sorority Row'' is '''really'''
about the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits ragtag bunch of]] [[IdiotBall dumb]], dumb, [[MyGirlIsNotASlut promiscuous]] sorority sisters of Theta Pi who, on the night of one of the biggest sorority parties of the year, [[ASimplePlan plan to prank]] Garrett, the ex-boyfriend who dumped their friend Megan (Audrina Patridge) for another woman. [[IdiotPlot They plan to do so by telling Garrett that Megan overdosed on a drug he gave her and died, with Megan faking death herself]]. Of course, shit happens and Garrett kills Megan, [[WhatAnIdiot taking the suggestion of one of the girls to stab her with a tire iron]] and dump her in a lake inside a mine so nobody finds out. Everybody pledges to never reveal the details of Megan's death, [[GenreBlind so obviously]] somebody finds out, ''Film/IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer''-style, and starts killing off each of the sisters ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Garrett]]) using the same tire iron used to kill Megan in a fit of revenge, presumably because it would make the killings more ironic.
7th May '15 8:50:56 AM Gregzilla
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* IdiotBall: The entire group of girls. First because they fake a girls death which leads directly to her actual death and second because they decide to blame the murder on Cassidy because she wanted to confess. This goes hand in hand with the IdiotPlot.
** To be fair, one of the girls doesn't want to blame the actual murderer because he's her brother and it was an accident, which could be sort of justified. However, every other character immediately agrees with her idea for no explained reason.
*** '''Girl #3:''' Cover up your brother's murder of our best friend just because you tell us to? Sure! I don't see why not.
*** Not really, it's closer to Jessica, Claire and Ellie wanting to pin ''all'' the blame on Garrett but Cassidy and Chugs standing against them (Cassidy because she's too moral to absolve the girls of their role in the murder and Chugs because she's defending her brother). That's going to tear serious holes in the 'Garrett did everything in cold blood and we had nothing do with it' party line so Jessica drops it out of pragmatism.

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* IdiotBall: IdiotBall[=/=]IdiotPlot: The entire group of girls. First because they fake a girls death which leads directly to her actual death and second because they decide to blame the murder on Cassidy because she wanted to confess. This goes hand in hand with the IdiotPlot.
** To be fair, one
One of the girls doesn't want to blame the actual murderer because he's her brother and it was an accident, which could be sort of justified. However, every other character immediately agrees with her idea for no explained reason.
*** '''Girl #3:''' Cover up your brother's murder of our best friend just because you tell us to? Sure! I don't see why not.
*** Not really, it's closer to Jessica, Claire and Ellie wanting to pin ''all'' the blame on Garrett but Cassidy and Chugs standing against them (Cassidy because she's too moral to absolve the girls of their role in the murder and Chugs because she's defending her brother). That's going to tear serious holes in the 'Garrett did everything in cold blood and we had nothing do with it' party line so Jessica drops it out of pragmatism.
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15th Dec '14 7:01:48 AM redandready45
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* DidntThinkThisThrough: Yes, pretending your friend died is a very unwise action, especially when you ask the prank victim, who is clearly losing his mind, to carve up the body.
7th Jun '14 9:22:48 AM LordAaronus
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* AirVentPassageway: Mickey tries to escape this way. It fails horribly.



* AirVentPassageway: Mickey tries to escape this way. It fails horribly.

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* AirVentPassageway: Mickey tries to escape this way. It fails horribly.AmbiguousSyntax: When Jessica and Cass find Mickey, ''after'' abovementioned escape.
-->'''Jessica''': Do you think it's the same tire iron that killed Megan?\\
'''Cass''': You make it sound like the tire iron killed Megan by itself.
7th Jun '14 9:12:40 AM LordAaronus
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Mrs Crenshaw has apparently turned a blind eye to about five times the shenanigans she's had to deal with herself.


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* YouJustToldMe: Invoked when Mrs Crenshaw apprehends the girls ''with a shotgun'' - for trashing the house, rather than the business with all those dead teens.
7th Jun '14 9:07:00 AM LordAaronus
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* ConvenientlyTimedAttackFromBehind: [[spoiler: Just as Andy is about to cut off Cassidy's finger to make her fall into the flaming pit beneath her, Ellie shoots him from behind.]]

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* ConvenientlyTimedAttackFromBehind: ConvenientlyTimedAttackFromBehind:
** [[spoiler:Kyle deals Jess one in the face and is about to kill Cass, when Andy puts the axe into his head.]]
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[[spoiler: Just as Andy is about to cut off Cassidy's finger to make her fall into the flaming pit beneath her, Ellie shoots him from behind.]]



* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?: Practically every female character dies by having something violently shoved into their mouths. I

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?: Practically every female character dies by having something violently shoved into their mouths. I
7th Jun '14 9:01:22 AM LordAaronus
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* BondageIsBad: One of the first few fatalities is first seen cuffed to his bed.

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* BondageIsBad: One of the first few fatalities is first seen cuffed to his bed.ChainedToABed.
7th Jun '14 9:00:52 AM LordAaronus
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* BondageIsBad: One of the first few fatalities is first seen cuffed to his bed.



* InstantDeathBullet: Averted. [[spoiler: The shotgun blast doesn't instantly kill Andy, but falling into a flaming pit certainly did]].

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* InstantDeathBullet: Averted. [[spoiler: The shotgun blast doesn't instantly kill Andy, but [[DisneyVillainDeath falling into a flaming pit pit]] certainly did]].



* TheKillerBecomesTheKilled: [[spoiler:The main girls find Garret at the scene of Megan's death after the killer calls them, blackmailing them into returning. Suspecting Garret of being the killer due to his being at the original scene of the crime as well as covered in blood and generally acting crazy (in reality he was grieving and cutting ''himself''), they hit him with their car, seemingly killing him... until he seemingly reappears at the end. SequelHook?]]

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* TheKillerBecomesTheKilled: [[spoiler:The main girls find Garret at the scene of Megan's death after the killer calls them, blackmailing them into returning. Suspecting Garret of being the killer due to his being at the original scene of the crime as well as covered in blood and generally acting crazy (in reality he was grieving and cutting ''himself''), they hit him with their car, seemingly killing him... [[TheEndOrIsIt until he seemingly reappears at the end. end.]] SequelHook?]]



* MamaBear / NeverMessWithGranny: Mrs. Crenshaw.

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* MamaBear / NeverMessWithGranny: MamaBear[=/=]NeverMessWithGranny: Mrs. Crenshaw.



* ModestyTowel. Subverted when one girl is forced to remove her towel and walk back to her room (on the other side of the unrealistically large dorm building). The girl runs back in the buff gleefully (because she probably had to go get ready for one of the sex parties).

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* ModestyTowel. ModestyTowel: Subverted when one girl is forced to remove her towel and walk back to her room (on the other side of the unrealistically large dorm building). The girl runs back in the buff gleefully (because she probably had to go get ready for one of the sex parties).
12th Feb '14 10:08:40 AM akih08
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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?: Practically every female character dies by having something violently shoved into their mouths.

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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?: Practically every female character dies by having something violently shoved into their mouths. I


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* KarmicDeath: Jessica, who constantly tries to fast-talk or snark her way out of a situation, gets a tire iron shoved into her mouth.
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