History Film / SantaWithMuscles

->''"I was pretty stunned to see the infamous "Santa rape" scene in the ''[[ComicBook/{{Warrior}} Warrior Christmas Special]]'' but that would not be the first nor the last time Santa took it full in the ass from the pro wrestling industry..."''

* JerkToNiceGuyPlot: The movie is supposed to show Blake's transition from a reckless egotistical rich guy to a selfless FriendToAllChildren, but the IdentityAmnesia lessens the impact on his character.

''Santa with Muscles'' is a 1996 comedy about a wealthy, greedy health food guru named Blake (played by Wrestling/HulkHogan) who winds up on the run from the cops when a paintball session goes wildly awry. Disguising himself as a MallSanta, a blow to the head leaves him with amnesia -- and thanks to an "elf" named Lenny who can use some, and perhaps ''his'', money, he is subsequently convinced that he's the ''real'' Santa. From there, Blake decides to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost and his strange henchmen, who want the land the building is on for an unusual reason...

->''"I was pretty stunned to see the infamous "Santa rape" scene in the ''Warrior Christmas Special'' but that would not be the first nor the last time Santa took it full in the ass from the pro wrestling industry..."''

* JerkToNiceGuyPlot: The movie is supposed to show Blake's transition from a reckless egotistical rich guy to a child-caring philantrophist, but the IdentityAmnesia lessens the impact on his character.

* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The movie is supposed to show Blake's transition from a reckless egotistical rich guy to a child-caring philantrophist, but the IdentityAmnesia lessens the impact on his character.
* MadeOfExplodium: The crystals in the caverns below the orphanage -- although they apparently switch to being made of ''im''plodium at the end of the film, whereby [[spoiler:they seem to form some sort of vortex that sucks the orphanage into it]]. It also needs to be pointed out that while we're told that the crystals are horribly unstable and will blow up at ''the slightest touch'', at the climax Black and Ebner have a SwordFight with them, smashing the highly explosive crystals together for several minutes with ''absolutely no effect at all.''

* HesGotAWeapon: "Look out! He's got a candy cane!" during Blake-as-Santa's battle with mall thieves.

''Santa with Muscles'' is a 1996 comedy about a wealthy, greedy health food guru named Blake (played by Wrestling/HulkHogan) who winds up on the run from the cops when a paintball session goes wildly awry. Disguising himself as a MallSanta, a blow to the head leaves him with amnesia -- and thanks to an "elf" who can use some, and perhaps ''his'', money, he is subsequently convinced that he's the ''real'' Santa. From there, Blake decides to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost and his strange henchmen, who want the land the building is on for an unusual reason...

* ConnectedAllAlong: [[spoiler:Both Blake and Frost were raised in that same orphanage they were trying to save or plunder, respectively.]]

* PsychoElectro: The female villain has electric gauntlets.

* WouldHitAGirl: Blake [[WouldntHitAGirl wouldn't hit the female villain]]... but his "elf" buddy will.

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''Santa With Muscles'' is a 1996 comedy about a wealthy, greedy health food guru named Blake (played by Wrestling/HulkHogan) who winds up on the run from the cops when a paintball session goes wildly awry. Disguising himself as a MallSanta, a blow to the head leaves him with amnesia -- and thanks to an "elf" who can use some, and perhaps ''his'', money, he is subsequently convinced that he's the ''real'' Santa. From there, Blake decides to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost and his strange henchmen, who want the land the building is on for an unusual reason...

-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]], opening his review of the film.

''Santa With Muscles'' is a 1996 comedy about a wealthy, greedy health food guru named Blake (played by HulkHogan) who winds up on the run from the cops when a paintball session goes wildly awry. Disguising himself as a MallSanta, a blow to the head leaves him with amnesia -- and thanks to an "elf" who can use some, and perhaps ''his'', money, he is subsequently convinced that he's the ''real'' Santa. From there, Blake decides to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost and his strange henchmen, who want the land the building is on for an unusual reason...

* PoliceAreUselsss: Boy howdy. They exist ONLY to harass Blake after his incidents with them. They mysteriously disappear when others commit crimes, like the mall robbery and all of Frost's machinations.

* RuleOfCool: The only reason why a local policeman would have and use a rocket launcher in the middle of a car chase.

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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The movie is supposed to show Blake transition from a reckless egotistical rich guy to a child-caring philantrophist, but the IdentityAmnesia lessens the impact on his character.

* IdentityAmnesia

* AnAssKickingChristmas
* BadassSanta

* MadeOfExplodium: The crystals in the caverns below the orphanage -- although they apparently switch to being made of ''im''plodium at the end of the film, whereby [[spoiler:they seem to form some sort of vortex that sucks the orphanage into it]].
** It also needs to be pointed out that while we're told that the crystals are horribly unstable and will blow up at ''the slightest touch'', at the climax Black and Ebner have a SwordFight with them, smashing the highly explosive crystals together for several minutes with ''absolutely no effect at all.''

* BadAssSanta

** It also needs to be pointed out that while we're told that the crystals are horribly unstable and will blow up at ''the slightest touch'', at the climax Black and Ebner have a SwordFight with them, smashing the highly explosive crystals together for several minutes with ''[[TheyJustDidntCare absolutely no effect at all.]]''

This is a 1996 comedy about a wealthy, greedy health food guru named Blake (played by HulkHogan) who winds up on the run from the cops when a paintball session goes wildly awry. Disguising himself as a MallSanta, a blow to the head leaves him with amnesia -- and thanks to an "elf" who can use some, and perhaps ''his'', money, he is subsequently convinced that he's the ''real'' Santa. From there, Blake decides to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost and his strange henchmen, who want the land the building is on for an unusual reason...

This is a 1996 comedy about greedy health guru named Blake (played by HulkHogan) who had gotten amnesia and ended up thinking he was SantaClaus. He ended up helping to [[SavingTheOrphanage save an orphanage]] from supervillain Ebner Frost.

* EasyAmnesia: Blake got hit on the head once and forgot everything. He hit his head again and ended up remembering who he was.
* HesGotAWeapon: "Look out! He's got a candy cane!"

* TerrifiedOfGerms: Ebner Frost the BigBad, to the point where his {{Mooks}} spray every room he walks into with disinfectant first.

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