History Film / BrainDonors

->'''Jacques:''' "Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?"
->'''Flakfizer:''' "That all depends. Do I owe you money?"
->'''Jacques:''' "No."
->'''Flakfizer:''' "In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?"
->'''Jacques:''' "No."
->'''Flakfizer:''' "Then I'm your man!"

''Brain Donors'' is a 1992 comedy film produced by [[Creator/ZuckerAbrahamsAndZucker David and Jerry Zucker]] and released by Paramount Pictures. It is [[TheRemake a modern remake]] of the Creator/MarxBrothers' ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera'', starring Creator/JohnTurturro, Creator/MelSmith, and Bob Nelson as the {{Expy}} Marxes.

-->'''Rocco:''' "Hi, Ed Breckman, Security. ({{Beat}}) There's a Mercedes on fire in the doctor's parking lot."
-->'''Doctors:''' "[[BigWhat WHAT!?!]]" (All the doctors run out of the break room)
* BookEnds: The claymation sequences.

-->"Please, call me what everyone else calls me: 'Your Royal Sex Machine.'"
* CloudCuckooLander / GeniusDitz: Jacques.

-->'''Rocco:''' "We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology."
-->'''Roland:''' "Fondue, an epidemic! drop those pants... Not you, the patient."
-->'''Doctor:''' "I thought you were cardiologists..."
-->'''Rocco:''' "Uh, well, they're all connected, we enter the rectum and head north."
-->'''Roland:''' "Why do you think we have such long instruments?"

-->'''Rocco:''' [as a dog rips his trouser leg] "What a ''charming'' little animal."
-->'''Lillian:''' "Do you know dogs, Mister Melonchek?"
-->'''Rocco:''' "Know dogs? I used to be a chef in a Korean restaurant!"

* MockMillionaire: Flakfizer pulls this when he arrives at Lilian's yard party:
-->[Talking on cellular phone] "How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!"
** He plays a similar role when [[ShoutOut he inspects the theater before the premiere,]] complete with stretch limousine, pimp jacket, and bikini-clad admirers.

-->'''Rocco:''' [grabbing magazines] "Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography."

* TheRemake: Of ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera''

-->'''Volare:''' "Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven?"
-->'''Flakfizer:''' "I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind."
-->'''Volare:''' "I was dancing professionally!"
-->'''Flakfizer:''' "Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel..."
* ShoutOut: A number of gags and scenes are nods to ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera'' and the Creator/MarxBrothers in general.

--->'''Groucho:''' "You know the old saying: two's company, five's a crowd."\\
'''Flakfizer:''' "Two's company, three's an adult movie."

-->'''Roland:''' (''to Edmund'') Let's step outside and settle this like men!\\

* Totally18: At one point the trio is awakened suddenly, and the first thing out of Roland T. Flakfizer's mouth is "She looked eighteen, officer, I swear!"

--->'''Flakfizer:''' "And she looks like she's about 15!"\\
'''Lazlo:''' "No, no, no!"\\
'''Flakfizer:''' "Okay, 14 then. In fact, I know she's 14 because I was dating her a year ago!"

-->Rocco: "Hi, Ed Breckman, Security. ({{Beat}}) There's a Mercedes on fire in the doctor's parking lot."
-->Doctors: "[[BigWhat WHAT!?!]]" (All the doctors run out of the break room)

** Some gags from other Creator/MarxBrothers movies make their way in too: Producing a blank contract that one party states will be "filled in later" happened in ''Film/HorseFeathers'', and at one point the main trio impersonates doctors in a scene highly reminiscent of one in ''Film/ADayAtTheRaces''.

** Groucho: "You know the old saying: two's company, five's a crowd."\\
Flakfizer: "Two's company, three's an adult movie."

* MockMillionaire: Flakfizer plays the role when he inspects the theater before the premiere, complete with stretch limousine, pimp jacket, and bikini-clad admirers.

'''Flakfizer:''' "Okay, 14 then. In fact, I know she's 14 because I was dating her a year ago!"\\

* ShoutOut: A number of gags are nods to both ''Film/ANightAtTheOpera'' and the Creator/MarxBrothers as a whole.