History Fanfic / ProjectGethinator

[[https://web.archive.org/web/20120423132612/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6501955/1/Project_Gethinator Project Gethinator]] is another comedic ''Franchise/MassEffect'' fanfic, and the sequel to ''Fanfic/IngloriousBoshtets'' by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium.

[[https://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6501955/1/Project-Gethinator Project Gethinator]] is another comedic ''Franchise/MassEffect'' fanfic, and the sequel to ''Fanfic/IngloriousBoshtets'' by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6501955/1/Project_Gethinator Project Gethinator]] is another comedic ''Franchise/MassEffect'' fanfic, and the sequel to ''Fanfic/IngloriousBoshtets'' by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium.

* FantasticRacism: The Council doesn't like the "furries" of the [[StarFox Lylat System]] (particularly Councilor Valern), such that the system is under Council embargo. The ship that Tali finds in a shipyard on Nos Astra in Chapter 2, the one banned from Citadel space with an "attack on sight" order due to coming from a mass relay under embargo, is strongly implied to be the ''Great Fox,'' the primary starship of the Star Fox team.

* {{Badass}}: Again, just about everyone on the Normandy, as well as Kal'Reegar.

* MemeticSexGod: In-Universe - Douglas Falkner. According to Nehalennia, however, this is more of an UrbanLegendLoveLife -- [[spoiler:Falkner was a virgin and never even held hands with a woman]].

!!!This fic provides examples of:

* ChainsawGood: Apparently, the krogan used to have [[Warhammer40K chainswords.]]

* NotGoodWithRejection: [[spoiler:Admiral Xen]]. ''[[VillainousBreakdown Hoooooooo]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown boy...]]

* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun: Invoked by Wrex to Tali, about the time that her crew did exactly that. She does counter that it was in fact [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds ''Prazza'']] who did that and not her, though.

* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun: Invoked by Wrex to Tali, about the time that her crew did exactly that. She does counter that it was in fact ''Prazza'' who did that and not her, though.

* NotGoodWithRejection: [[spoiler:Admiral Xen]]. ''Hoooooooo'' boy...

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6501955/1/Project_Gethinator Project Gethinator]] is another comedic ''MassEffect'' fanfic, and the sequel to ''Fanfic/IngloriousBoshtets'' by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium.

It covers most of the story of ''{{Mass Effect 2}}'' in the BizarroUniverse of the preceding fic, with Tali'Zorah aboard the new Normandy under Shepard's command as they set out to save the galaxy, and joined by Matriarch Aethyta. In between their missions for Cerberus, the crew must also investigate a virus that was planted aboard the Normandy, which leads to the discovery of a horrible experiment by rogue quarians involving placing human brains into geth platforms in a continuation of the work of Tali's father. Oh yeah, and all this in the midst of a developing romance between Tali and Shepard.

* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: For some reason, Joker seems to think that the Quarians look like winged elves without their suits. Later, Shepard bluffs a radio host by saying that Tali can breathe fire. Which leads to the following line from [[DeadpanSnarker Garrus]]:

* WaveMotionGun: Kasumi's name for the Thanix Cannon, which gets used to [[spoiler:destroy the ''[[OverlyLongName Bababadalgharagh-takamminarronnkonn-bronntonnerronntuonn-thunntrovarrhounawnska-wntoohoohoordenenthurnuk]]'' after Kaski'Fjal is killed]].
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [[spoiler:Admiral Xen is doing what she's doing in a bid to take back the Quarian homeworld of Rannoch from the geth. What she's doing is enslaving geth by means of using human brains to control them, which is where the crazy and evil comes in. And that's not even mentioning her obsession with Shepard.]]

* MemeticSexGod: In-Universe - Douglas Falkner. According to Nehalennia, however, this rep is undeserved, as [[spoiler:Falkner was a virgin and never even held hands with a woman]].

* DistaffCounterpart: [[spoiler:While Shepard is in recovery after the encounter with the Geth with Prazza's brain, he has a dream or a possible plane-trip to an AlternateUniverse where he meets up with Female Shepard, who tells him about Tali's attraction to him and has her own relationship with Garrus. She also loves the metal band "Burzum," which the regular Shepard hates]].
* TheDitz: Slab Bulkhead and Douglas Falkner, who were abducted by [[spoiler:Xen]]'s people precisely because of their stupidity [[spoiler:so that their brains could better be used to control the geth they were being installed into]].

* DistaffCounterpart: [[spoiler:While Shepard is in recovery after the encounter with the Geth with Prazza's Brain, he has a dream or a possible plane-trip to an AlternateUniverse where he meets up with Female Shepard, who tells him about Tali's attraction to him and has her own relationship with Garrus. She also loves the metal band "Burzum," which the regular Shepard hates]].
* TheDitz: Slab Bulkhead and Douglas Falkner, who were abducted by the BigBad's people precisely because of their stupidity [[spoiler:so that their brains could better be used to control the geth they were being installed into]].
* DontExplainTheJoke: Of a sort. Part of what killed Shepard's relationship with Ashley Williams was that, in the Romance Scene in this universe's version of Mass Effect 1, when she quoted poetry to him, he tried quoting some back so as not to seem illiterate. Unfortunately, he chose the original words of the poem Beowulf, and explaining what the words meant (it wasn't english) and the context in modern-day terms, kind of killed the mood.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: For the fic as a whole. In the ''first chapter,'' [[spoiler: a bear breaks out of Morinth's closet (where she was keeping it under mind control), murders her, and announces his intention of starting his own criminal empire.]] Yeah.

* FantasticRacism: The Council does not like the "furries" of the [[StarFox Lylat System]] (particularly [[{{Jerkass}} Councilor Velarn]]), such that the system is under Council embargo. The ship that Tali finds in a shipyard on Nos Astra in Chapter 2, the one banned from Citadel space with an "attack on sight" order due to coming from a mass relay under embargo, is strongly implied to be the ''Great Fox,'' the primary starship of the Star Fox team.

* IfICantHaveYou: [[spoiler:Admiral Xen utterly ''loses it'' when Shepard turns down her advances, and tries to kill both him and Tali -- along with the rest of the crew -- by ''blowing up Eta Carinae'']].

* MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat: When [[spoiler:Legion]] is first activated, it explains that organics are easy to read, and cites Tali's obvious feelings towards Shepard as an example.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: For some reason, Joker seems to think that the Quarians look like winged elves without their suits. Later, Shepard bluffs a radio host by saying that Tali can breathe fire. Which leads to the following sentence by Garrus:

* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun: Invoked by Wrex to Tali, about the time that her crew, um... did exactly that. She does counter that it was in fact ''Prazza'' who did that, and not her, though.

* WaveMotionGun: Kasumi's name for the Thanix Cannon, which gets used to [[spoiler:destroy the ''Bababadalgharagh-takamminarronnkonn-bronntonnerronntuonn-thunntrovarrhounawnska-wntoohoohoordenenthurnuk'' after Kaski'Fjal is killed]].

-->[[spoiler:'''Admiral Xen:''' What's that human expression, Shepard? 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?' Well you're about to find out what that means! This ship has the last [=Perkele5000=] mineral scanner left in the galaxy, and I've just fired it at the star! In a few minutes this system will be consumed in the largest explosion this galaxy has ever seen, if the data from Tali'Zorah's mission reports is accurate! I hope this was all worth it, you backstabbing son of a bitch!]]
* {{Yandere}}: [[spoiler:Admiral Xen]] is ''crazy'' in love (or is that lust?) with Shepard, and does not take kindly to being turned down.

-->[['''Admiral Xen:''' What's that human expression, Shepard? 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?' Well you're about to find out what that means! This ship has the last [=Perkele5000=] mineral scanner left in the galaxy, and I've just fired it at the star! In a few minutes this system will be consumed in the largest explosion this galaxy has ever seen, if the data from Tali'Zorah's mission reports is accurate! I hope this was all worth it, you backstabbing son of a bitch!]]

* EverythingsWorseWithBears: At least [[spoiler:Morinth]] thinks so. And then the bear proceeds to start up his own little organization. It's that kind of fic.
** He has ambitions to take down Aria as well. He also thinks that the Asari are Dark Elves.

* StarKilling: [[spoiler:The mineral scanner that Prazza blew up a star with in ''Bosh'tets'' makes its return in the final chapter. But what Prazza did accidentally, Admiral Xen does deliberately in her mad attempt to destroy Shepard, Tali and the Normandy crew]].